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All right, guys.
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This is what we've been practicing for.
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This defining moment
will make or break our band.
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Milton's right.
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We gotta play
like we've never played before.
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(classical music playing)
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What are they doing?
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The school cut funding for their club,
so they're trying to raise money.
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They'd probably make more money
if they stopped playing.
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Guys, you are not gonna believe it.
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Donnie Parker is moving.
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Do you know what that means?
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Yes, I do.
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He's not gonna be living here anymore.
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No, it means the coolest band in school,
the Gutter Rats,
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are gonna be looking for a new member.
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They're the favorites to win
next week's battle of the bands,
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and I'm auditioning
to be their lead guitarist tomorrow.
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You know, I might audition, too.
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Jerry, you can't play the guitar.
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And you can't dance, Kim,
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but that doesn't stop your little
freak show every year at the prom.
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All right, guys.
Let's see how much we made.
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(groans)
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Eighteen cents, two apple cores,
and a note that says...
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"Please don't ever play music again."
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Kids can be so hurtful.
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That was from our music teacher.
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(theme music)
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♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't you
Come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we could have a ball
Run up the wall ♪
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♪ That's just how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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♪ Here we go, let's start the party ♪
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♪ Chop it up like it's karate ♪
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♪ Everybody ♪
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♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't you
Come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we could have a ball
Run up the wall ♪
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♪ That's just how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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(instruments tuning)
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We have to figure out a way to raise money
for our classical music club.
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I know. We desperately need
new instruments.
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That piccolo used to be
a piece of plumbing
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from the sink in the faculty lounge.
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Flint: All right, guys. Clear out.
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Time for some real musicians
to use the room.
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Uh, for your information,
we are real musicians.
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Then why is he playing something
that used to be part of a toilet?
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(gasps)
You said it came from the sink!
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(gags)
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Hey, Jack.
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Why are you here?
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I'm here to audition for the Gutter Rats.
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- Why don't you stick around?
- Oh, I'm not allowed to.
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My mother says rock music
will give me the naughty thoughts.
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But good luck.
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Okay. Let's do this.
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Jack Brewer, you're up first.
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You got 15 seconds to blow me away, dude.
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(guitar riff playing)
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Okay, thanks, Jack.
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You can leave.
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Oh, so I should probably just go then?
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And when you get out there,
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tell the rest of those guys to go home.
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Because you're our new lead guitarist.
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What? Oh, dude, are you kidding me?
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- That's awesome!
- Dude, dude.
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You're a Gutter Rat now.
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You gotta be cool.
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(in low voice)
I mean, yeah. That's, that's pretty cool.
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With your help, we're gonna win
the battle of the bands
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and the $1,000 prize.
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Plus, we just found out
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the celebrity judge is Izzy Gunnar
from Kung Fu Lightning.
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Izzy Gunnar, I know him! I'm...
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(in low voice)
I mean, whatever, dude.
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♪ Kickin' it with you! ♪
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Rudy, calm down. You're overreacting.
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It's just a typo.
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The ad you sold me
in your school newspaper
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was supposed to read
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"Special rate: lifetime membership
for three people."
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Uh, what does that say?
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"Lifetime membership for free, people."
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Well, dude, you trusted me
with spelling, words, and numbers.
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What good could come from that?
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High school almost ruined my life once.
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I'm not gonna let it happen again.
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I need my squeezy stress balls.
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Rudy, Rudy, I took care of it.
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I got down to the school
at 5:00 this morning
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and grabbed every newspaper
before they went out.
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You see that, Rudy?
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There's no problem.
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Kim got every copy.
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(sighs)
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Not every copy!
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I'm here for my lifetime membership
for free, people.
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And that's gonna be a while.
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My grandpa's 114,
and he lives with his father.
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- (groans)
- (pops)
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(murmurs)
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You don't think
the snorkel's a little overkill?
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No, I don't, Milton.
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You know, a person can drown
in three inches of water.
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I danced with death last summer
in my grandmother's bird bath.
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(sighs)
Carol and Darcy are back again.
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They don't even have bikes.
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Oh. Well, they're not here for the bikes.
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They're here for the gun show.
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(giggling)
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(rock music)
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(giggling)
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Look at those nerds.
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Let's hit them with some dirt bombs.
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I can't do that.
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One of those guys is my friend,
and he's not a nerd.
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Really?
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Okay, well, I do see your point.
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I'm not gonna hit him with a dirt bomb.
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And you guys aren't either.
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You know what? You're right.
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Jack, here's a donation.
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Go put it in their bucket.
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Thanks. You see?
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Fellow musicians. That's more like it.
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Oh, thanks, Jack.
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Oh, no, man. It's not from me.
It's from the Gutter Rats.
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Oh.
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And so is this.
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- Ow!
- Oh!
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(shouting, grunts)
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Oh, and Jack?
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You're out of the band.
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- Hup.
-Albert: Rudy?
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- Good job, guys.
- Rudy, Rudy, Rudy.
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- Again. Again.
- Rudy, Rudy, Rudy...
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He's a little busy, Albert!
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I want him to watch me hit the fake man.
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(chuckles)
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Bah!
(whimpers)
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I think I'm getting better.
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You're really not.
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Oh, really?
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Well, watch what I can do with a bo staff.
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(chuckles)
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- Albert, Albert.
- What?
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Look, maybe karate just isn't your thing.
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Well, not yet.
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But I've got plenty of time to learn
because you're my sensei for life.
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Which means I'm here
until one of us dies--
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Please, let it be me!
(cries)
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♪ Here we go, let's start the party ♪
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♪ Chop it up like it's karate ♪
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Hey, why are you guys packing up?
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(sighs sharply)
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We didn't raise enough money
to save the Classical Music Club.
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We only made 49 bucks
from Carol and Darcy,
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which, by the way,
made me feel dirtier than the dirt bombs.
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You're not a quitter, Milton.
You guys aren't gonna give up.
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(sighs)
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What if you guys had 1,000 bucks?
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Well, that's what the winner
of the battle of the bands gets.
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(laughs)
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Battle of the bands?
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(cackles)
Us?
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Come on, Jack. Sidney plays the toilet.
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(cackling continues)
It's true. It's true.
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All right, laugh all you want.
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If that's what that is.
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The Gutter Rats don't deserve to win.
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They're jerks.
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And when it comes down to it, you guys
are probably better musicians, aren't you?
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Well, yeah.
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Well, I'm gonna turn you guys
into rock stars.
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Who's in?
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Rock and roll on three.
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One, two, three!
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All: Rock and roll.
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Come on, guys.
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Pretend you're playing swords and magic
with a hobbit, a robot,
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and a warrior princess
in a golden bathing suit.
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All: Rock and roll!
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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I don't know why we can't just use
the instruments we have.
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Instruments are like animals.
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And yours are the boring ones
at the petting zoo
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like the bunny or the little lamb.
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I'm gonna be a lamb for Halloween...
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Sidney.
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All we have to do
is make a few adjustments
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to turn you guys into rockers.
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Teddy,
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you play the kettle drums,
so we're gonna stay in percussion
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and give you...
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a rock drum kit!
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- Whoa.
- Ooh.
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Now, Sidney,
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we're gonna turn your cello on its side
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and replace it
with its cooler, hipper cousin...
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oh, the bass guitar.
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It's bedtime, Cecilia.
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I don't want her to see this.
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Milton.
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You can play the piano,
so we're gonna put you
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on the electric keyboard.
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(plays piano riff)
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I feel so...
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bad!
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Now, Oliver, you've been
classically trained to play the lute.
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So you're gonna get...
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Uh, the cowbell.
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- The cowbell? But--
- Cowbell!
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I'll play lead guitar and sing.
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And that's all it takes
for us to become a winning rock band?
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No, there's one more thing.
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Every rock star has his signature move.
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For example,
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Mick Jagger has his strut.
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David Lee Roth has his kick.
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It's what makes them different
from everybody else.
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Oh, we got this.
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Well, you know what?
Maybe we'll be one of those cool bands
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that doesn't move so much. Okay?
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Albert: ♪ Boom-shala, boom-shala
Come on, yeah ♪
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♪ Boom-shala, boom-shala
Boom, boom, boom ♪
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♪ Boom-shala, boom-shala, come on, yeah ♪
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♪ Boom-shala, boom-shala
Boom, boom, boom ♪
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- Take it, Kim!
- No!
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♪ Boom-shala, boom-shala, come on, yeah ♪
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Kim.
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Did you know that he eats in the shower?
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I found half a turkey leg
in the soap dish.
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Oh, good.
(chuckles)
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I was looking for that.
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(whispers)
Guys. Guys. Come here.
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Albert said he wasn't gonna leave here
until he mastered karate.
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So I'm gonna make him a grandmaster.
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He'll think he has nothing left to learn
and he'll leave.
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- That's brilliant.
- I love you, Rudy.
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Uh, Albert?
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- Yeah? What?
- Albert, uh...
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- Huh?
- Can I please speak with you?
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Is this about me barfing in your locker?
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You barfed in my locker?
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No.
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I was reviewing your progress,
255
00:11:53,792 --> 00:11:56,502
and it has exceeded my expectations.
256
00:11:56,583 --> 00:12:00,003
So I've decided to make you a grandmaster.
257
00:12:01,834 --> 00:12:02,964
Wow.
258
00:12:03,625 --> 00:12:05,535
That's the highest of the high.
259
00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:08,575
Surely, there is nothing left
to teach him.
260
00:12:09,166 --> 00:12:11,746
You are a grandmaster now.
261
00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:13,463
You are a leader.
262
00:12:13,917 --> 00:12:16,667
Now you must go forth and lead others.
263
00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:20,075
We shall miss thee, oh, great one.
264
00:12:21,291 --> 00:12:22,171
No!
265
00:12:23,709 --> 00:12:26,129
Grandmaster Albert's not going anywhere.
266
00:12:27,625 --> 00:12:30,875
It is my duty
to lead the people of this dojo.
267
00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:33,705
Rudy, go clean my puke out of your locker.
268
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,420
Jerry, put a bucket of ribs
in the shower for me.
269
00:12:38,083 --> 00:12:40,633
Kim-Kim? Ooh.
270
00:12:40,709 --> 00:12:42,579
Let's spar it up.
(chuckles)
271
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:50,540
Now listen up, guys.
272
00:12:50,625 --> 00:12:53,495
I got us this gig as a little warm-up
for the battle of the bands.
273
00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:55,753
We're gonna go out there
and kick some butt.
274
00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:01,130
I think I sneezed
one of my whiskers off on the bus.
275
00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:04,883
Yeah, I don't know
if I have the neck muscles for this wig.
276
00:13:04,959 --> 00:13:06,829
This is a lot of hair for a little boy.
277
00:13:07,542 --> 00:13:09,672
Guys, you look great. You ready to rock?
278
00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:10,960
Yeah. Let's do this.
279
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:14,211
When we walk in there,
we walk in like rock stars.
280
00:13:14,291 --> 00:13:15,251
- Let's go!
- Yeah!
281
00:13:19,333 --> 00:13:21,133
All right, Seaford,
this is a group we put together.
282
00:13:21,208 --> 00:13:22,668
We call ourselves the...
283
00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:24,750
The Wolverines.
284
00:13:28,625 --> 00:13:30,125
Get ready to rock, Seaford.
285
00:13:30,792 --> 00:13:32,462
One, two, three, four.
286
00:13:32,542 --> 00:13:35,672
♪ Nighttime is daytime without the light ♪
287
00:13:35,792 --> 00:13:38,752
♪ The only thing to fear here
Is the fear of fright ♪
288
00:13:39,208 --> 00:13:41,998
♪ Wolverines of the night sky
A muddy river flow ♪
289
00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:45,538
♪ Bandages of hope and fear
There's still nowhere to go ♪
290
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,165
♪ Where is the exit? Where is the exit? ♪
291
00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:48,790
- ♪ Nowhere to go ♪
- ♪ Where is the exit? ♪
292
00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:50,415
- ♪ Nowhere to go ♪
- ♪ Where is the exit? ♪
293
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:52,040
- ♪ We're staying right here ♪
- ♪ Do you see the exit? ♪
294
00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:54,495
- ♪ 'Cause there's nowhere to go ♪
- ♪ Is there no exit? ♪
295
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,213
♪ Where is the exit? Where is the exit? ♪
296
00:13:56,291 --> 00:13:57,461
♪ Where is the exit? ♪
297
00:13:59,041 --> 00:13:59,961
Whoo!
298
00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:01,579
Whoa!
299
00:14:03,959 --> 00:14:05,249
- Uh...
- (feedbacking)
300
00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:11,245
Where is the rest of the band?
301
00:14:11,709 --> 00:14:12,629
They're in the parking lot
302
00:14:12,709 --> 00:14:14,669
trying to de-wedge Milton's shoe
from the bass drum.
303
00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:17,288
Izzy.
304
00:14:17,375 --> 00:14:18,825
- Hey, hey.
- What's happening, man?
305
00:14:18,917 --> 00:14:20,537
- It's been a while, mate.
- Yeah.
306
00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:22,035
God, your hair looks good.
307
00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:25,920
Tough gig, though.
308
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,580
(sighs sharply)
You saw that?
309
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,667
Unfortunately, I did.
310
00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:32,130
But fortunately, I hadn't eaten yet.
311
00:14:33,834 --> 00:14:35,174
Hey, it's not your fault, Jack.
312
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:37,380
You were on stage with a bunch of posers.
313
00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:39,578
They're actually
really great musicians, man. I just...
314
00:14:40,917 --> 00:14:42,957
I tried to make them
into something that they're not.
315
00:14:43,041 --> 00:14:45,671
I once tried to turn a weasel
into a lap dog.
316
00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:47,003
Don't do it.
317
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,375
I'm still missing part of my lap.
318
00:14:50,875 --> 00:14:54,165
So you're saying if they're weasels,
then I should just let them be weasels.
319
00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:57,960
Most rock stars are trying to be
what you say those guys already are,
320
00:14:58,417 --> 00:14:59,417
great musicians.
321
00:15:00,875 --> 00:15:02,415
Thanks, man. That's great advice.
322
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:03,920
I know. Oh!
323
00:15:04,041 --> 00:15:05,081
One last thing.
324
00:15:06,834 --> 00:15:08,384
Your voice is...
325
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:10,828
How do I say this nicely?
326
00:15:12,542 --> 00:15:13,502
It's horrible.
327
00:15:14,417 --> 00:15:17,327
Yeah, it's like wretchedly bad.
Just like...
328
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,785
(gags)
329
00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:22,825
I thought you said you were gonna be nice?
330
00:15:22,917 --> 00:15:23,827
I was.
331
00:15:24,208 --> 00:15:25,628
But your voice made me...
332
00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:28,080
hate my ears.
333
00:15:30,041 --> 00:15:30,921
Cheers, mate.
334
00:15:33,792 --> 00:15:36,332
♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
335
00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:40,583
You guys okay?
336
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:53,960
(sighs)
337
00:15:55,458 --> 00:15:56,748
No, we're not okay.
338
00:15:57,750 --> 00:15:59,290
(sighs sharply)
It's over.
339
00:16:00,375 --> 00:16:01,375
We failed.
340
00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:03,325
You guys didn't fail.
341
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:04,745
I did.
342
00:16:05,667 --> 00:16:07,627
I tried to change you guys into rock stars
343
00:16:07,709 --> 00:16:09,999
instead of letting you guys
be who you really are.
344
00:16:11,458 --> 00:16:13,918
And I believe that we can win
the battle of the bands.
345
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,500
(cackles)
346
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:16,543
Sidney.
347
00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:20,130
Come on, Jack.
348
00:16:20,208 --> 00:16:22,628
You want us to go up on stage
at battle of the bands
349
00:16:22,709 --> 00:16:23,999
looking like a bunch of nerds?
350
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:25,133
Yes.
351
00:16:26,041 --> 00:16:28,541
Yes. In fact,
that's exactly what I want you to do.
352
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:31,080
And all we need is a singer now.
353
00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:32,626
Jack, I thought you were our singer.
354
00:16:32,709 --> 00:16:34,169
I can't sing and we all know it.
355
00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:35,420
- That's true.
- You're horrible.
356
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:36,580
- You stink.
- Terrible.
357
00:16:37,959 --> 00:16:39,079
Well, I could sing.
358
00:16:39,834 --> 00:16:41,044
Wait, you can sing?
359
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:41,963
Yeah.
360
00:16:42,041 --> 00:16:44,921
Oh, I've never done it in front of people
because it's a little scary.
361
00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:48,083
But if we're being who we really are,
then let me bring it.
362
00:16:48,583 --> 00:16:49,423
Okay.
363
00:16:50,041 --> 00:16:51,791
And if you want,
I can do a little backup singing?
364
00:16:51,875 --> 00:16:52,915
Not gonna happen, Jack.
365
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,670
- If I could just harmonize--
- He said no!
366
00:16:54,750 --> 00:16:56,500
So back off, hair-bag.
367
00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:02,457
♪ Kickin' it with you! ♪
368
00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:10,415
Do you think Rudy's new plan's gonna work?
369
00:17:11,041 --> 00:17:12,001
As grandmaster,
370
00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:14,173
it's Albert's responsibility
to protect the dojo.
371
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:15,920
So when Rudy shows up
dressed like a ninja,
372
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,380
it'll scare Albert so bad,
he'll run away and never come back.
373
00:17:24,834 --> 00:17:25,924
Nice commitment.
374
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,040
Oh, no! A ninja!
375
00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:29,665
(both scream)
376
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:30,880
No.
377
00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:33,205
Not in my dojo!
378
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:34,500
I got this, guys.
379
00:17:36,792 --> 00:17:37,752
Go away.
380
00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:41,166
(whimpering)
381
00:17:44,583 --> 00:17:45,963
(cries)
382
00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:48,880
I hate karate!
383
00:17:48,959 --> 00:17:50,629
It's the devil's yoga.
384
00:17:51,458 --> 00:17:53,038
Albert: I'm never coming back!
385
00:17:54,250 --> 00:17:56,080
Rudy, that was awesome.
386
00:17:56,166 --> 00:17:58,456
Did you see the look on his...
387
00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:01,293
Where'd Rudy go?
388
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:04,288
(exhales sharply)
389
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,747
(grunting)
390
00:18:10,125 --> 00:18:11,075
Where's Albert?
391
00:18:11,542 --> 00:18:12,712
Uh, Rudy?
392
00:18:14,208 --> 00:18:15,458
How did you get outside?
393
00:18:16,041 --> 00:18:16,921
What do you mean?
394
00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:19,253
A second ago,
a ninja fell through the ceiling,
395
00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:21,463
beat the tar out of Albert,
and ran him off.
396
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:22,709
Well, that wasn't me.
397
00:18:23,542 --> 00:18:24,752
Oh, boy.
398
00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:28,535
I gotta call the exterminator.
399
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,209
I think our ninja's back.
400
00:18:39,291 --> 00:18:41,291
(cheering)
401
00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:44,415
Announcer: Yeah! That was the Gutter Rats.
402
00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:46,629
Now, for our last act,
403
00:18:47,041 --> 00:18:50,961
help me welcome to the stage
Milton Krupnick and The Treble Clefs.
404
00:18:51,041 --> 00:18:52,631
(crowd chattering)
405
00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:57,750
(classical music playing)
406
00:19:05,542 --> 00:19:07,422
- (crowd chattering)
-Jerry: What are they playing?
407
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:09,880
(feedbacking)
408
00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:14,792
(guitar playing)
409
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000
(rock music playing)
410
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:31,830
♪ Nighttime is daytime without the light ♪
411
00:19:31,917 --> 00:19:35,167
♪ The only thing to fear here
Is the fear of fright ♪
412
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:38,420
♪ Wolverines of the night sky
A muddy river flow ♪
413
00:19:38,750 --> 00:19:42,920
♪ Bandages of hope and fear
There's still nowhere to go ♪
414
00:19:43,709 --> 00:19:45,039
♪ Nowhere to go ♪
415
00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:46,627
♪ Nowhere to go ♪
416
00:19:47,041 --> 00:19:50,171
♪ We're staying right here
'Because there's nowhere... ♪
417
00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:53,790
- ♪ to go! ♪
- ♪ ...where to go! ♪
418
00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:55,535
♪ Ow! ♪
419
00:20:00,417 --> 00:20:01,327
(cheering)
420
00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:03,127
Announcer: I think we have our winners.
421
00:20:03,208 --> 00:20:05,788
Keep it going
for Milton and The Treble Clefs!
422
00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:06,825
- Yes!
- Whoa!
423
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,285
Oh, dude, did you hear that?
424
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,035
Oh, they really like us!
425
00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:15,205
That was great.
You guys are like real rock stars.
426
00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:16,830
Hey, do you know "Surfing the Lightning"?
427
00:20:16,917 --> 00:20:18,247
- Uh, yeah. Of course, we do.
- Yeah!
428
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:20,633
Good. 'Cause it's like the only song
I really know.
429
00:20:23,125 --> 00:20:25,125
(rock music playing)
430
00:20:27,208 --> 00:20:29,038
♪ Surfing the lightning,
Surfing the lightning ♪
431
00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:31,325
♪ Our senses are heightened
'Cause we're surfing the lightning ♪
432
00:20:31,417 --> 00:20:33,127
♪ Surfing the lightning,
Surfing the lightning ♪
433
00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:35,378
♪ Our love is all right
'Cause we're surfing the lightning ♪
434
00:20:35,458 --> 00:20:38,878
♪ Surfing the lightning,
Lightning, lightning ♪
435
00:20:38,959 --> 00:20:41,079
♪ Oh, you want to give everyone
Something to see ♪
436
00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:43,206
♪ Surf the lightning with me! ♪
437
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:51,748
You got a pretty good voice there, Milton.
438
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:53,924
How'd you hit the high note
during "Surfing the Lightning"?
439
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:54,920
Oh, that was easy.
440
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,880
Sidney did a spin move with his cello
and nailed me in the crotch.
441
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:01,075
I'm sorry you got stuck with us
442
00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:03,206
instead of being
in a real rock and roll band.
443
00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:04,500
Are you kidding me, dude?
444
00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:06,333
We are a real rock and roll band.
445
00:21:06,417 --> 00:21:07,247
Oi!
446
00:21:07,625 --> 00:21:08,665
What are you guys doing?
447
00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:10,575
Well, we're celebrating the victory.
448
00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:12,167
You know, having a little party.
449
00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:13,830
(scatting)
450
00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:16,880
No. This is not a party.
451
00:21:16,959 --> 00:21:18,129
You guys are rock stars now.
452
00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:19,458
You gotta party like them.
453
00:21:19,792 --> 00:21:20,632
Izzy: Hey!
454
00:21:21,083 --> 00:21:25,133
We're gonna play swords and magic
with a hobbit, a robot,
455
00:21:25,208 --> 00:21:28,288
and a warrior princess
in a golden bathing suit.
456
00:21:29,041 --> 00:21:30,881
All: Rock and roll!
457
00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:35,041
(closing theme music)
458
00:21:56,917 --> 00:21:57,747
Man: Poor soul.
459
00:21:57,834 --> 00:21:58,794
(dog snarls, barks)
460
00:22:01,792 --> 00:22:02,632
Boy: Yes!
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