Original subtitles

(upbeat music)

Custodian Brock,

report to the cafeteria immediately.

The rats have...

taken control of the fro-yo bar.

Be advised, those are not chocolate sprinkles.

I hate my life.

(laughing) I love my life. Whoo!

Mm, this cocoa could use a little heat.

(hissing)

(sighs)

Ah! Just right.

Dude, why'd you text us to meet you in the boiler room?

They're handing out the new MyPads the school won.

I can't believe we had the highest test scores

- out of any school in the district. - I know.

Just so you know, I'm the reason we won those MyPads.

- You are? - Yeah, I stayed home on test day.

Yeah, you did do that. Thank you.

So what's up?

Ah, Mr. Roper combined two chemicals that he shouldn't have.

Now the whole science lab smells like wet cat and rotten eggs.

You sure that's not just Mr. Roper?

Oh, it might be.

Either way, those kids are suffering and we got to clear that stink.

Well, how can we help from down here?

Oh, Kim.

This is the nerve center of our school.

These valves, gauges, and switches control everything.

Jerry, since when do you know things?

It's in my blood.

I come from a long line of electricians, plumbers,

and fortune tellers.

Jack, you will have a happy life filled with great accomplishments.

(chuckles) What about me?

We should probably get to work.

(Jerry clears throat)

Okay, when I say now,

Jack, you're gonna turn that valve.

Kim, you're gonna pull that handle.

And I will drop this lever.

You ready?

And now.

(squeaking, grinding)

(pipes rattling)

We didn't just de-stink the lab, did we?

(chuckles) No.

I hate that laugh.

What did we just do?

(Funderburk shouting)

Oh! Oh!

Oh, Martinez!

(theme music)

♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪

♪ I'm saying won't you Come kick it with me? ♪

♪ And we could have a ball Run up the wall ♪

♪ That's just how we do ♪

♪ And no matter how much I chop and punch ♪

♪ It's not as cool As kickin' it with you ♪

♪ Here we go, let's start the party ♪

♪ Chop it up like it's karate ♪

♪ Everybody ♪

♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪

♪ I'm saying won't you Come kick it with me? ♪

♪ And we could have a ball Run up the wall ♪

♪ That's just how we do ♪

♪ And no matter how much I chop and punch ♪

♪ It's not as cool As kickin' it with you ♪

(upbeat music)

Just give it to me straight. I can handle it.

I'm sorry. We lost her, sir.

(cries) No!

(sobbing)

Oh! I can't believe she's gone.

She saw a side of me few ever did.

(gasps, sobs)

Man, look at this place.

You got your own massage chair,

flat screen TV,

sweet pool table.

Solid man cave, Funderburk.

(chuckling)

There are some days I walk around in a leopard skin--

It's Principal Funderburk!

You three just bought yourselves

a ticket to Saturday detention.

(laughing)

I'm gonna personally supervise

while you clean every bathroom in the school starting with mine.

- What? That's not fair. Jack and I-- - Can it, sister.

- We thought we were cleaning the-- - I said can it, sister.

You want to be friends with Jerry Martinez,

you pay the price.

Oh, one more thing.

You three will not be getting MyPads.

- Both: What? - That's right.

You just cost yourselves

a state-of-the-art educational learning tool.

It will also let you do this.

(screaming)

What's up now?

(laughs) I love this app.

(upbeat music)

Rudy, thanks for taking me on this space center tour.

It's my dream to one day attend the space program here.

It's my dream to get another bag of this Jupiter Jerky.

It is off the hinges!

Up next, we're going to experience what it's like to be weightless.

Wait, we're going to actually experience zero gravity?

No. You're going to experience a large man named Tito

picking you up by your belt and spinning you around.

(door opens)

So come on in. It's your turn, guys.

(door closes)

Rudy, what are you doing?

What, dude, all of the cool stuff is behind the scenes.

Look, I have it on very good authority

that somewhere in here is a biochamber that houses aliens.

Oh, really? What authority?

I don't have to tell you my authority, but trust me.

He is a highly-placed government official with access to classified information.

It's the guy in the park with the pigeon living in his beard, isn't it?

Yes. Yes, it is.

♪ Kickin' it with you ♪

Where's Jerry? Shouldn't he be here by now?

He's always around to get us in trouble, but never around to get us out.

(rattling)

What's that noise?

That's something rattling in the boiler room.

Because of your prank, we had to drain all the water from the pipes.

Jerry: Wait, no.

I'm telling you, Donna. You're the only girl for me.

Oh, you're going out with Brad?

Hey, do you have Kerri Davis' number?

- Hello? - (door slams)

Well, glad you could make it, Jerry.

Phone me, guys.

Okay, Martinez. Now jump up and down.

(sighs)

I hope you're happy, Jerry.

Okay, Saturdays are the day I go to the mall

to get free make-up by pretending to buy make-up.

You really messed up this time, Jerry.

You cost us our weekend and we're not getting our MyPads.

Oh, come on, guys. I'm sorry.

(laughs)

You got to admit it was really funny though, right?

Maybe Funderburk's right.

Maybe being your friend just isn't worth it.

Come on, Kim.

Let's go clean any bathroom Jerry's not in.

What...

Oh, come on, guys. Don't be like that.

You're my best friends.

- (door closes) - Oh.

Oh, so you're just gonna leave me here.

Fine.

You know, I'll just clean this entire place by my...

Ooh, nice pool table.

(sighs)

(clears throat)

I'm gonna hit the six ball, kiss it off the five.

That'll run down the sideline and knock the two

into the corner pocket.

Or really whatever ball goes in is what I meant to do.

(clears throat)

(loud bang)

(upbeat music)

Ooh.

I think this is an alien biochamber.

(excited whimper)

(accentuating speech) Hello, alien life forms.

Should you be green and flabby or large-headed,

we shan't laugh at your appearance,

for we come in peace.

Rudy, this isn't an alien biochamber.

(door swishes)

- (beeps, swishes) - Let me turn on a light.

- (rapid beeping) - (gasps)

This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen!

The inside of the Lunar Shuttle!

Dude, dude, take a picture of me.

Look, look, look.

I'm flying it with my butt.

(camera shutter clicks)

(engine starts)

What did you do?

My butt did it! It has a mind of its own.

Male virtual voice: Launch sequence initiated in three, two, one...

You... you activated the shuttle!

I don't believe it. We're going to space!

- What! - (loud rumbling)

(both screaming)

Oh. Holy Christmas nuts!

Goodbye, sweet Mother Earth!

(both screaming)

(pop music playing)

Funderburk: What do you think you're doing?

You'll never get away with this.

Funderburk?

Funderburk: No. No, not that.

- Get away from me! - (button clicks)

Get away from me.

Please don't hurt me.

No! Stop that!

- You'll never get away with this. - Come on. Let us go.

We've all seen your face, okay. (grunts)

Funderburk: We'll just report it.

Jack: How could you do this?

These MyPads are for the students.

They're great. I bought one for my mother-in-law

just to get her off my back.

That woman's a talker. She just goes on and on and on

- and on-- - Shut it!

Fine.

Now you're not gonna get to hear the end of the story.

These MyPads are worth a quarter of a million dollars.

They're my retirement plan.

Wait a minute.

What are you guys doing here on a Saturday?

(blows raspberry) Giving detention to these bowl busters.

Get down.

(whispers) Get down!

Sorry, um...

Um, when we get nervous, we, uh...

Kim: Um...

- We... we sing. - Sing.

It's our thing, you know.

(high-pitched)

♪ Get down ♪

- ♪ Boogie fever ♪ - (laughs)

I love that song.

♪ Get down, oh, yeah ♪

- ♪ Get down, boogie fever ♪ - (snapping)

(Funderburk vocalizes)

♪ Fe-fe-fe, fever! ♪

Stop singing!

♪ Kickin' it with you ♪

(upbeat music)

Brock doesn't know that Jerry's still in the building.

So we got that going for us.

Jerry: (over intercom) Yo, Brock, it's Jerry.

I am in the building.

I'm in the principal's bathroom if you want me.

Whoo! Whoa!

Hot mic. Hot mic.

So sorry.

I had a nice, relaxing weekend robbery planned.

And you guys ruined it!

- Guys. - Jack: Jerry.

Did you call the police?

No, I couldn't.

He crashed the whole communications system.

Uh, computers, phones, the whole network's down.

You know, Funderburk I get.

He's kind of flabby and physically weak.

I'm right here.

But you and Kim are both black belts.

How did Brock take both you guys down?

Because it turns out that Brock's not your average custodian.

He's the Heinous Hyena, the toughest cage fighter that ever lived.

I was his biggest fan.

In fact, I was there on his last night when he snapped...

the referee in two.

He was kicked out of the league and I hired him here.

Jerry, you have to go get help.

There's no way you can stop this guy alone.

No. No, I'm not leaving you here with some deranged cage fighter.

I got you into this mess and I'm gonna get you guys out.

I was a member of Hyena's Herd.

Yeah, every time he'd drop the hammer,

I'd stand up on my chair and I'd give the call of the Hyena.

(cackling)

(growls)

It was a lonely time in my life.

♪ Kickin' it with you ♪

(both screaming)

(screaming continues)

Wait a second. Why am I screaming?

Because that's what people tend to do when they're hurling through space

towards their inevitable doom.

(screams)

Oh, it's a pretty comet.

(screams, wails)

How come we're not weightless?

Dude, I am so weightless.

Rudy, if you were weightless, I'd be weightless.

Oh, yeah, that makes sense.

(sighs) Rudy, we can finish this mission.

We just have to be focused and stay calm.

What are you saying?

I'm saying we can get this big, beautiful tin can back to earth,

but I can't do it alone.

Major Rudy Gillespie reporting for duty, sir.

Are you sure you can do this, Milton?

I've wanted to be an astronaut since I was four years old.

I've studied every single one of these buttons and switches.

And I know what every single one of them does.

Except this one.

(machine chirps)

(both screaming)

Let's call that the spinny button.

Funderburk: Okay, that red wire is the main security camera feed

that runs throughout the school.

Connect that wire to the USB port that controls those MyPads.

They'll become monitors and then you'll be able to see all over the school.

You lost me at red wire.

Just plug it in!

- Oh, sweet. - Funderburk: Whoo!

Okay, now by using these poles and ropes,

I can control everything in the building.

Psst.

Over here.

Jerry: Hey, dummy, in the sink.

(groans)

- Yeah! - Yes!

Dude, you did it. That was genius.

Oh, I'm just getting warmed up.

Time to reverse the air flow.

(rattles)

(air conditioner whirs)

(yells, whimpers)

Whoa! (groans)

- (all cheering) - Yeah!

I got to remember that little trick

the next time the librarian parks in my spot.

Jerry, he's getting up.

Oh, not for long. Time for the waxer.

- (clanks) - (grunts)

(machine whirs)

Now I can control the waxer from here with this remote.

(whirs)

(groans)

Yeah! Ooh!

No!

- Yes! - Whoo! Nice.

Okay, now...

while Brock is still dazed,

I'm gonna go over there, grab his keys, unlock these chains--

Jerry!

(groaning)

(Brock grunting)

- (screams) - (static scratches)

Heaven, help us.

You just woke the Hyena.

♪ And no matter how much I chop and punch ♪

♪ It's not as cool As kickin' it with you ♪

Rock! Rock! Rock!

They're asteroids.

Asteroid! Asteroid! Asteroid!

(both panting)

Male virtual voice: Warning, left engine failure.

That's not good.

Male virtual voice: Right engine failure.

That's worse.

Male virtual voice: Total engine failure.

Yeah, yeah! We get it. It's over!

The only shot we have is if I use Farrington's third axiom

to reverse our directional cosine matrix.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Hang on tight.

I just realized why they have the spinny button.

(beeps, chirps)

(both grunting, panting)

(tires screeching)

Rudy: We made it.

We did it. We're home.

Okay, let's get out of here before we get into trouble.

You wouldn't have gotten into trouble.

It would have been me.

I flipped the switch causing the whole thing.

I'm the adult.

I would have taken the responsibility.

He did it. It was him. The boy did it.

What is your name, son?

Milton Krupnick, sir.

Krupnick, I've never seen anyone fly a simulator like that.

Well, I've wanted to be an astronaut since I was--

Wait, did you just say "simulator"?

Well, you didn't actually think you were in space, did you?

- Absolutely not. - Very much so.

Son, would you ever consider joining our junior space program?

Milton D. Krupnick, reporting for duty, sir.

Oh, boy.

Yeah, uh, that turbulence stirred up my Jupiter Jerky.

- Permission to puke? - Denied!

Overruled! (retches)

(upbeat music)

All right, we're safe in here.

That door's double bolted.

If you ask me, I think it's time we stand up

and show him we're not afraid.

(high-pitched tone) Ahh! Mama, save me!

Here's what's gonna happen.

I'm leaving this school with those MyPads.

And there's nothing the four of you can do about it.

You're not going anywhere.

Those MyPads belong to the school.

(grunting)

- (clangs) - Ow!

Jerry, the keys.

(grunts)

(action music)

(groans)

Aah!

Yes, sir! The Hyena's in the house.

(cackling)

Sorry, old habit.

(grunting)

Yo, Brock.

(grunts)

Nobody messes with my school but me.

Jerry, what you did was incredible.

I mean you had the chance to run, but you didn't.

Yeah, dude, that was amazing.

You saved the MyPads and took down a crazed cage fighter.

Well, I get you guys in enough trouble.

I figured it was about time I get you out.

(sighs) Let's go get the cops.

All right, let's go.

Uh, guys... (chuckles)

Still chained up here.

Guys?

Well, Brock, your plan failed.

(laughs) Oh, you might have been tough once, but...

Oh, look at that.

You're chained to the same pipe as me.

Please don't hurt me.

(laughs) I was a member of your herd.

(cackles, screams)

(upbeat music)

It was really nice of you to take me out for a bite to eat after my shift.

I think it was even nicer of you to pay.

So this is your dojo, huh?

Yup, this is my kingdom.

And if you'll excuse me, I have to go sit on the throne.

Something is not agreeing with me.

Classy.

(device beeps)

(in alien accent) This is Bemini-four

reporting back to Klaxon.

I have implanted egg in Earthling.

Alien offspring will be born in three, two...

Rudy: Ew!

Who and what are you?

Alien offspring: Wah! Dada.

(closing theme music)

Man: Poor soul.

(dog snarls, barks)

Boy: Yes!