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(upbeat music)
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Custodian Brock,
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report to the cafeteria immediately.
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The rats have...
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taken control of the fro-yo bar.
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Be advised,
those are not chocolate sprinkles.
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I hate my life.
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(laughing)
I love my life. Whoo!
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Mm, this cocoa could use a little heat.
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(hissing)
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(sighs)
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Ah! Just right.
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Dude, why'd you text us
to meet you in the boiler room?
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They're handing out
the new MyPads the school won.
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I can't believe
we had the highest test scores
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- out of any school in the district.
- I know.
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Just so you know,
I'm the reason we won those MyPads.
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- You are?
- Yeah, I stayed home on test day.
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Yeah, you did do that. Thank you.
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So what's up?
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Ah, Mr. Roper combined two chemicals
that he shouldn't have.
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Now the whole science lab
smells like wet cat and rotten eggs.
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You sure that's not just Mr. Roper?
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Oh, it might be.
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Either way, those kids are suffering
and we got to clear that stink.
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Well, how can we help from down here?
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Oh, Kim.
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This is the nerve center of our school.
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These valves, gauges, and switches
control everything.
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Jerry, since when do you know things?
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It's in my blood.
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I come from a long line
of electricians, plumbers,
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and fortune tellers.
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Jack, you will have a happy life
filled with great accomplishments.
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(chuckles)
What about me?
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We should probably get to work.
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(Jerry clears throat)
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Okay, when I say now,
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Jack, you're gonna turn that valve.
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Kim, you're gonna pull that handle.
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And I will drop this lever.
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You ready?
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And now.
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(squeaking, grinding)
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(pipes rattling)
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We didn't just de-stink the lab, did we?
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(chuckles)
No.
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I hate that laugh.
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What did we just do?
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(Funderburk shouting)
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh, Martinez!
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(theme music)
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♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't you
Come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we could have a ball
Run up the wall ♪
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♪ That's just how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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♪ Here we go, let's start the party ♪
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♪ Chop it up like it's karate ♪
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♪ Everybody ♪
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♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't you
Come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we could have a ball
Run up the wall ♪
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♪ That's just how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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(upbeat music)
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Just give it to me straight.
I can handle it.
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I'm sorry. We lost her, sir.
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(cries)
No!
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(sobbing)
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Oh! I can't believe she's gone.
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She saw a side of me few ever did.
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(gasps, sobs)
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Man, look at this place.
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You got your own massage chair,
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flat screen TV,
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sweet pool table.
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Solid man cave, Funderburk.
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(chuckling)
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There are some days I walk around
in a leopard skin--
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It's Principal Funderburk!
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You three just bought yourselves
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a ticket to Saturday detention.
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(laughing)
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I'm gonna personally supervise
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while you clean every bathroom
in the school starting with mine.
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- What? That's not fair. Jack and I--
- Can it, sister.
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- We thought we were cleaning the--
- I said can it, sister.
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You want to be friends
with Jerry Martinez,
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you pay the price.
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Oh, one more thing.
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You three will not be getting MyPads.
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- Both: What?
- That's right.
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You just cost yourselves
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a state-of-the-art
educational learning tool.
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It will also let you do this.
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(screaming)
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What's up now?
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(laughs)
I love this app.
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(upbeat music)
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Rudy, thanks for taking me
on this space center tour.
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It's my dream to one day attend
the space program here.
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It's my dream to get another
bag of this Jupiter Jerky.
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It is off the hinges!
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Up next, we're going to experience
what it's like to be weightless.
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Wait, we're going to actually
experience zero gravity?
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No. You're going to experience
a large man named Tito
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picking you up by your belt
and spinning you around.
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(door opens)
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So come on in. It's your turn, guys.
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(door closes)
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Rudy, what are you doing?
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What, dude, all of the cool stuff
is behind the scenes.
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Look, I have it on very good authority
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that somewhere in here
is a biochamber that houses aliens.
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Oh, really? What authority?
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I don't have to tell you my authority,
but trust me.
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He is a highly-placed government official
with access to classified information.
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It's the guy in the park with the pigeon
living in his beard, isn't it?
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Yes. Yes, it is.
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♪ Kickin' it with you ♪
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Where's Jerry?
Shouldn't he be here by now?
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He's always around to get us in trouble,
but never around to get us out.
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(rattling)
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What's that noise?
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That's something rattling
in the boiler room.
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Because of your prank, we had to drain
all the water from the pipes.
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Jerry: Wait, no.
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I'm telling you, Donna.
You're the only girl for me.
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Oh, you're going out with Brad?
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Hey, do you have Kerri Davis' number?
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- Hello?
- (door slams)
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Well, glad you could make it, Jerry.
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Phone me, guys.
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Okay, Martinez. Now jump up and down.
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(sighs)
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I hope you're happy, Jerry.
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Okay, Saturdays are the day
I go to the mall
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to get free make-up
by pretending to buy make-up.
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You really messed up this time, Jerry.
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You cost us our weekend
and we're not getting our MyPads.
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Oh, come on, guys. I'm sorry.
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(laughs)
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You got to admit it was
really funny though, right?
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Maybe Funderburk's right.
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Maybe being your friend
just isn't worth it.
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Come on, Kim.
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Let's go clean any bathroom
Jerry's not in.
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What...
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Oh, come on, guys. Don't be like that.
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You're my best friends.
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- (door closes)
- Oh.
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Oh, so you're just gonna leave me here.
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Fine.
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You know, I'll just clean
this entire place by my...
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Ooh, nice pool table.
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(sighs)
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(clears throat)
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I'm gonna hit the six ball,
kiss it off the five.
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That'll run down the sideline
and knock the two
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into the corner pocket.
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Or really whatever ball goes in
is what I meant to do.
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(clears throat)
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(loud bang)
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(upbeat music)
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Ooh.
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I think this is an alien biochamber.
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(excited whimper)
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(accentuating speech)
Hello, alien life forms.
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Should you be green and flabby
or large-headed,
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we shan't laugh at your appearance,
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for we come in peace.
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Rudy, this isn't an alien biochamber.
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(door swishes)
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- (beeps, swishes)
- Let me turn on a light.
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- (rapid beeping)
- (gasps)
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This is the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen!
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The inside of the Lunar Shuttle!
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Dude, dude, take a picture of me.
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Look, look, look.
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I'm flying it with my butt.
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(camera shutter clicks)
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(engine starts)
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What did you do?
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My butt did it! It has a mind of its own.
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Male virtual voice: Launch sequence
initiated in three, two, one...
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You... you activated the shuttle!
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I don't believe it. We're going to space!
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- What!
- (loud rumbling)
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(both screaming)
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Oh. Holy Christmas nuts!
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Goodbye, sweet Mother Earth!
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(both screaming)
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(pop music playing)
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Funderburk: What do you think
you're doing?
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You'll never get away with this.
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Funderburk?
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Funderburk: No. No, not that.
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- Get away from me!
- (button clicks)
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Get away from me.
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Please don't hurt me.
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No! Stop that!
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- You'll never get away with this.
- Come on. Let us go.
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We've all seen your face, okay.
(grunts)
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Funderburk: We'll just report it.
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Jack: How could you do this?
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These MyPads are for the students.
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They're great.
I bought one for my mother-in-law
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just to get her off my back.
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That woman's a talker.
She just goes on and on and on
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- and on--
- Shut it!
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Fine.
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Now you're not gonna get
to hear the end of the story.
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These MyPads are worth
a quarter of a million dollars.
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They're my retirement plan.
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Wait a minute.
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What are you guys doing here
on a Saturday?
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(blows raspberry)
Giving detention to these bowl busters.
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Get down.
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(whispers)
Get down!
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Sorry, um...
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Um, when we get nervous, we, uh...
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Kim: Um...
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- We... we sing.
- Sing.
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It's our thing, you know.
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(high-pitched)
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♪ Get down ♪
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- ♪ Boogie fever ♪
- (laughs)
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I love that song.
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♪ Get down, oh, yeah ♪
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- ♪ Get down, boogie fever ♪
- (snapping)
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(Funderburk vocalizes)
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♪ Fe-fe-fe, fever! ♪
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Stop singing!
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♪ Kickin' it with you ♪
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(upbeat music)
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Brock doesn't know
that Jerry's still in the building.
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So we got that going for us.
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Jerry: (over intercom)
Yo, Brock, it's Jerry.
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I am in the building.
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I'm in the principal's bathroom
if you want me.
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Whoo! Whoa!
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Hot mic. Hot mic.
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So sorry.
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I had a nice, relaxing weekend
robbery planned.
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And you guys ruined it!
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- Guys.
- Jack: Jerry.
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Did you call the police?
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No, I couldn't.
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He crashed
the whole communications system.
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Uh, computers, phones,
the whole network's down.
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You know, Funderburk I get.
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He's kind of flabby and physically weak.
257
00:11:33,583 --> 00:11:34,833
I'm right here.
258
00:11:35,625 --> 00:11:38,205
But you and Kim are both black belts.
259
00:11:38,291 --> 00:11:40,001
How did Brock take both you guys down?
260
00:11:40,083 --> 00:11:42,753
Because it turns out that
Brock's not your average custodian.
261
00:11:42,834 --> 00:11:45,674
He's the Heinous Hyena,
the toughest cage fighter that ever lived.
262
00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:47,540
I was his biggest fan.
263
00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:50,125
In fact, I was there
on his last night when he snapped...
264
00:11:50,792 --> 00:11:52,462
the referee in two.
265
00:11:54,542 --> 00:11:57,962
He was kicked out of the league
and I hired him here.
266
00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:00,883
Jerry, you have to go get help.
267
00:12:00,959 --> 00:12:02,629
There's no way
you can stop this guy alone.
268
00:12:02,709 --> 00:12:06,959
No. No, I'm not leaving you here
with some deranged cage fighter.
269
00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:09,828
I got you into this mess
and I'm gonna get you guys out.
270
00:12:11,458 --> 00:12:13,418
I was a member of Hyena's Herd.
271
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:16,380
Yeah, every time he'd drop the hammer,
272
00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:19,418
I'd stand up on my chair
and I'd give the call of the Hyena.
273
00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:22,420
(cackling)
274
00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:23,630
(growls)
275
00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:30,420
It was a lonely time in my life.
276
00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,957
♪ Kickin' it with you ♪
277
00:12:34,041 --> 00:12:35,581
(both screaming)
278
00:12:37,542 --> 00:12:39,832
(screaming continues)
279
00:12:40,792 --> 00:12:42,962
Wait a second. Why am I screaming?
280
00:12:43,041 --> 00:12:46,461
Because that's what people tend to do
when they're hurling through space
281
00:12:46,542 --> 00:12:48,332
towards their inevitable doom.
282
00:12:48,417 --> 00:12:50,247
(screams)
283
00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:51,915
Oh, it's a pretty comet.
284
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,630
(screams, wails)
285
00:12:54,709 --> 00:12:55,999
How come we're not weightless?
286
00:12:57,792 --> 00:13:00,882
Dude, I am so weightless.
287
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,250
Rudy, if you were weightless,
I'd be weightless.
288
00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:05,753
Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
289
00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:09,038
(sighs)
Rudy, we can finish this mission.
290
00:13:09,125 --> 00:13:11,625
We just have to be focused and stay calm.
291
00:13:11,709 --> 00:13:12,789
What are you saying?
292
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:15,875
I'm saying we can get this big,
beautiful tin can back to earth,
293
00:13:15,959 --> 00:13:17,379
but I can't do it alone.
294
00:13:17,417 --> 00:13:20,537
Major Rudy Gillespie
reporting for duty, sir.
295
00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:23,630
Are you sure you can do this, Milton?
296
00:13:23,709 --> 00:13:27,079
I've wanted to be an astronaut
since I was four years old.
297
00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:30,376
I've studied every single one
of these buttons and switches.
298
00:13:30,458 --> 00:13:32,828
And I know what every
single one of them does.
299
00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:34,625
Except this one.
300
00:13:34,709 --> 00:13:35,879
(machine chirps)
301
00:13:35,959 --> 00:13:39,169
(both screaming)
302
00:13:41,291 --> 00:13:43,211
Let's call that the spinny button.
303
00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:49,173
Funderburk: Okay, that red wire
is the main security camera feed
304
00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:50,380
that runs throughout the school.
305
00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:52,958
Connect that wire to the USB port
that controls those MyPads.
306
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:56,001
They'll become monitors and then you'll be
able to see all over the school.
307
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:57,963
You lost me at red wire.
308
00:13:58,667 --> 00:13:59,957
Just plug it in!
309
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,000
- Oh, sweet.
- Funderburk: Whoo!
310
00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:07,003
Okay, now by using these poles and ropes,
311
00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:08,753
I can control everything in the building.
312
00:14:13,625 --> 00:14:14,665
Psst.
313
00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:16,333
Over here.
314
00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:19,963
Jerry: Hey, dummy, in the sink.
315
00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:27,458
(groans)
316
00:14:29,542 --> 00:14:30,582
- Yeah!
- Yes!
317
00:14:30,667 --> 00:14:32,327
Dude, you did it. That was genius.
318
00:14:32,417 --> 00:14:33,957
Oh, I'm just getting warmed up.
319
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:36,171
Time to reverse the air flow.
320
00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:37,713
(rattles)
321
00:14:38,375 --> 00:14:40,375
(air conditioner whirs)
322
00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:43,455
(yells, whimpers)
323
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,127
Whoa!
(groans)
324
00:14:46,208 --> 00:14:47,668
- (all cheering)
- Yeah!
325
00:14:47,750 --> 00:14:49,080
I got to remember that little trick
326
00:14:49,166 --> 00:14:51,576
the next time the librarian
parks in my spot.
327
00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:55,705
Jerry, he's getting up.
328
00:14:55,792 --> 00:14:58,922
Oh, not for long. Time for the waxer.
329
00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:00,790
- (clanks)
- (grunts)
330
00:15:00,875 --> 00:15:02,705
(machine whirs)
331
00:15:03,083 --> 00:15:05,793
Now I can control the waxer from here
with this remote.
332
00:15:05,875 --> 00:15:08,035
(whirs)
333
00:15:25,709 --> 00:15:26,919
(groans)
334
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,750
Yeah! Ooh!
335
00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:34,963
No!
336
00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:38,665
- Yes!
- Whoo! Nice.
337
00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:39,960
Okay, now...
338
00:15:40,041 --> 00:15:41,331
while Brock is still dazed,
339
00:15:41,417 --> 00:15:44,207
I'm gonna go over there, grab his keys,
unlock these chains--
340
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:45,331
Jerry!
341
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,420
(groaning)
342
00:15:47,834 --> 00:15:49,464
(Brock grunting)
343
00:15:55,542 --> 00:15:57,332
- (screams)
- (static scratches)
344
00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:00,003
Heaven, help us.
345
00:16:00,375 --> 00:16:02,625
You just woke the Hyena.
346
00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:06,245
♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
347
00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:08,995
♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
348
00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:11,003
Rock! Rock! Rock!
349
00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:12,003
They're asteroids.
350
00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:14,583
Asteroid! Asteroid! Asteroid!
351
00:16:23,542 --> 00:16:25,752
(both panting)
352
00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:30,075
Male virtual voice:
Warning, left engine failure.
353
00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:31,326
That's not good.
354
00:16:31,417 --> 00:16:33,787
Male virtual voice: Right engine failure.
355
00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:34,995
That's worse.
356
00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:37,173
Male virtual voice: Total engine failure.
357
00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:39,630
Yeah, yeah! We get it. It's over!
358
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:43,753
The only shot we have is
if I use Farrington's third axiom
359
00:16:43,834 --> 00:16:45,674
to reverse our directional cosine matrix.
360
00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:48,170
Yeah, that sounds about right.
361
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:49,580
Hang on tight.
362
00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:51,957
I just realized why they have
the spinny button.
363
00:16:52,041 --> 00:16:53,381
(beeps, chirps)
364
00:17:03,208 --> 00:17:05,828
(both grunting, panting)
365
00:17:05,917 --> 00:17:07,327
(tires screeching)
366
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:08,417
Rudy: We made it.
367
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,790
We did it. We're home.
368
00:17:10,875 --> 00:17:14,415
Okay, let's get out of here
before we get into trouble.
369
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,420
You wouldn't have gotten into trouble.
370
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:17,670
It would have been me.
371
00:17:17,959 --> 00:17:20,129
I flipped the switch causing
the whole thing.
372
00:17:20,208 --> 00:17:21,288
I'm the adult.
373
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:23,245
I would have taken the responsibility.
374
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,960
He did it. It was him. The boy did it.
375
00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:32,668
What is your name, son?
376
00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:34,540
Milton Krupnick, sir.
377
00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:38,575
Krupnick, I've never seen anyone
fly a simulator like that.
378
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:42,252
Well, I've wanted to be an astronaut
since I was--
379
00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:44,463
Wait, did you just say "simulator"?
380
00:17:45,166 --> 00:17:48,076
Well, you didn't actually think
you were in space, did you?
381
00:17:48,792 --> 00:17:50,672
- Absolutely not.
- Very much so.
382
00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:56,918
Son, would you ever consider joining
our junior space program?
383
00:17:58,291 --> 00:18:00,791
Milton D. Krupnick,
reporting for duty, sir.
384
00:18:01,667 --> 00:18:02,917
Oh, boy.
385
00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:06,707
Yeah, uh, that turbulence
stirred up my Jupiter Jerky.
386
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:09,250
- Permission to puke?
- Denied!
387
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:11,133
Overruled!
(retches)
388
00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:15,038
(upbeat music)
389
00:18:16,792 --> 00:18:19,082
All right, we're safe in here.
390
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:20,496
That door's double bolted.
391
00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:22,253
If you ask me,
I think it's time we stand up
392
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:23,753
and show him we're not afraid.
393
00:18:25,041 --> 00:18:27,291
(high-pitched tone)
Ahh! Mama, save me!
394
00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:29,455
Here's what's gonna happen.
395
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,542
I'm leaving this school with those MyPads.
396
00:18:31,625 --> 00:18:34,415
And there's nothing the four of you
can do about it.
397
00:18:36,041 --> 00:18:37,581
You're not going anywhere.
398
00:18:37,667 --> 00:18:39,627
Those MyPads belong to the school.
399
00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:43,500
(grunting)
400
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:45,963
- (clangs)
- Ow!
401
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:47,541
Jerry, the keys.
402
00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:48,745
(grunts)
403
00:18:49,291 --> 00:18:51,381
(action music)
404
00:18:59,083 --> 00:19:00,173
(groans)
405
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:02,250
Aah!
406
00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:05,213
Yes, sir! The Hyena's in the house.
407
00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:06,830
(cackling)
408
00:19:06,917 --> 00:19:07,917
Sorry, old habit.
409
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:13,083
(grunting)
410
00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:36,788
Yo, Brock.
411
00:19:42,959 --> 00:19:44,249
(grunts)
412
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,705
Nobody messes with my school but me.
413
00:19:54,792 --> 00:19:57,042
Jerry, what you did was incredible.
414
00:19:57,125 --> 00:19:58,955
I mean you had the chance to run,
but you didn't.
415
00:19:59,041 --> 00:20:00,211
Yeah, dude, that was amazing.
416
00:20:00,291 --> 00:20:02,921
You saved the MyPads and took down
a crazed cage fighter.
417
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,080
Well, I get you guys in enough trouble.
418
00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:06,956
I figured it was about time I get you out.
419
00:20:07,041 --> 00:20:09,001
(sighs)
Let's go get the cops.
420
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,245
All right, let's go.
421
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:14,040
Uh, guys...
(chuckles)
422
00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:15,495
Still chained up here.
423
00:20:15,875 --> 00:20:16,915
Guys?
424
00:20:17,959 --> 00:20:21,749
Well, Brock, your plan failed.
425
00:20:21,834 --> 00:20:24,634
(laughs)
Oh, you might have been tough once, but...
426
00:20:24,709 --> 00:20:26,169
Oh, look at that.
427
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:28,170
You're chained to the same pipe as me.
428
00:20:30,166 --> 00:20:31,416
Please don't hurt me.
429
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:34,500
(laughs)
I was a member of your herd.
430
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:37,633
(cackles, screams)
431
00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:41,955
(upbeat music)
432
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:47,075
It was really nice of you to take me out
for a bite to eat after my shift.
433
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:50,043
I think it was even nicer of you to pay.
434
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,535
So this is your dojo, huh?
435
00:20:53,625 --> 00:20:55,995
Yup, this is my kingdom.
436
00:20:56,417 --> 00:20:59,247
And if you'll excuse me,
I have to go sit on the throne.
437
00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:01,383
Something is not agreeing with me.
438
00:21:02,125 --> 00:21:03,245
Classy.
439
00:21:07,375 --> 00:21:08,415
(device beeps)
440
00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:11,713
(in alien accent)
This is Bemini-four
441
00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:13,252
reporting back to Klaxon.
442
00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:16,383
I have implanted egg in Earthling.
443
00:21:16,458 --> 00:21:20,208
Alien offspring will be born
in three, two...
444
00:21:20,834 --> 00:21:22,884
Rudy: Ew!
445
00:21:22,959 --> 00:21:25,829
Who and what are you?
446
00:21:27,917 --> 00:21:30,037
Alien offspring: Wah! Dada.
447
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,710
(closing theme music)
448
00:21:56,834 --> 00:21:57,714
Man: Poor soul.
449
00:21:57,792 --> 00:21:58,832
(dog snarls, barks)
450
00:22:01,917 --> 00:22:02,827
Boy: Yes!
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