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(upbeat music)
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Ah, Karate Con.
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Three days to get new students.
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You can just smell the new business
in the air.
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That's urinal cakes.
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Our booth is practically
in the men's room.
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(groans)
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The Trent Darby style.
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Trent Darby thinks he's all that
with his perfect physique,
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and all of his trophies,
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and his fancy dojos.
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Yeah, what a loser.
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I know, right?
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Guys, guys! I can't believe it.
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Sloane Jennings is here.
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I am her biggest fan!
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All right, people, listen up.
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Now, we've come to Karate Con
to find a new dojo for Sloane
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that will provide discipline and focus,
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so she can dominate
the Girls' National Karate Tournament.
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And to introduce
my new Sloane Jennings Acne Scrub.
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(grunts)
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You don't have to be a black belt
to fight blackheads.
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(applause)
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Do you have any idea what this means?
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I can finally get rid
of that patch of zits on my--
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Rudy.
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They're looking for a new dojo for Sloane.
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That could be us.
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Here's my book.
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The Trent Darby Story.
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- It's the story of--
- Trent Darby?
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Oh, you read it?
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I'd like to offer you my book.
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It's my autobiography.
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From Rags to Rudy.
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Let me guess,
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the story of a poor boy
who rose up to be a sensei?
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Uh, no. It's the story of a boy
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who changed his name
from "Rags" to "Rudy."
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Yeah, you heard me.
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I was a boy named Rags.
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(theme music)
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♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't you
Come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we could have a ball
Run up the wall ♪
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♪ That's just how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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♪ Here we go, let's start the party ♪
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♪ Chop it up like it's karate ♪
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♪ Everybody ♪
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♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't you
Come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we could have a ball
Run up the wall ♪
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♪ That's just how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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(upbeat music)
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- Rudy: Hup! Hup!
- (students grunt)
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Rudy: Hup!
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Hup!
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Oh, you guys, we're in the wrong dojo.
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Sorry, sir.
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Rudy, what did you do to the place?
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Sloane and her manager
are on their way over here.
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They said it was important to them
to get to know the real us,
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so I changed everything about who we are.
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It has to be perfect.
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Jack, Kim,
go put on your formal training gis.
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Milton, Jerry, get out.
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- Good call.
- On it.
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Hey, Rudy,
where did these new students come from?
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Jack: Why are they so good looking?
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Oh, I hired them
from the karate modeling agency,
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Black Belt Beauties.
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Rudy, I know you really want
Sloane to join,
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but don't you think
you're getting a little bit crazy?
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No, I do not.
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If a superstar like Sloane comes here,
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I could really turn this dojo
into something special.
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Wow.
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If Sloane came here, we'd finally have
another girl in the dojo.
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And all that publicity
would mean new students.
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And new students means more classes
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which means you can promote me to sensei.
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Assistant sensei.
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I think I'm having a moment.
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I'm having the same moment.
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Uh, guys, come on. I really doubt
you're both having the same--
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Oh, my gosh, I'm having my moment!
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(upbeat music)
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You lied to me, Jerry.
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You told me nobody would make fun of me
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for wearing the sweater
that Julie knitted me,
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but everybody laughed and pointed.
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Oh, there you are, you little liar.
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You told me that Theo from the bakery
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wanted to go out on a date with me.
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Uh... He did.
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Oh, really?
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(scoffs)
Well, I got all dressed up
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and I went over there,
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and when I said "I'm your date,"
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he was none too pleased.
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He was upset?
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Oh, not as upset as his girlfriend was.
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(awkward laughter)
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The next thing I know,
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I'm looking at the business end
of a French loaf.
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Relax, Joan. It was just a little lie.
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- Oh.
- (cell phone rings)
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Ah.
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Yo. Whoa.
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Whoa, Donna. Calm down.
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Uh, no, no, no.
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Uh, I was with Kathy last night,
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because I was asking her
how I could make you happier.
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No, because that's what you deserve.
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Oh, no,
you're my one and only special lady.
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Yes, you are.
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Okay, kisses. Bye-bye.
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(chuckles)
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That was so sweet.
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Oh, Donna's a lucky girl.
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Joan, he's lying.
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What?
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Oh, man, he got me again.
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♪ Kickin' it with you! ♪
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Oh, oh! They're coming.
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Rudy: Places! Places!
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- Go.
- (grunting)
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No, no, no!
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You have brought shame upon me
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and this dojo of excellence.
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My humble apologies, great sensei.
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We hang our heads in shame.
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Oh!
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Sloane and Vance,
I didn't notice you come in,
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what, with all of the focus
and discipline.
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Let me show you around.
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Kim, just because Sloane's here
don't freak out and get all yappy.
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I do not get yappy, Jack.
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- You get yappy.
- No, I don't!
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- Yap, yap, yap.
- I would know if I was a yapper.
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- If I was a yapper--
- Rudy: Hey, hey, hey.
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Get these pretty people
back to the agency.
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But be careful.
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If you get a scratch on them,
I lose my deposit.
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Uh, hi, I'm Kim.
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I think it's really cool
you're thinking about joining our dojo.
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Oh, well, it's not my decision.
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My manager Vance decides everything.
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I'll find out tomorrow
at the Karate Con Press Conference.
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Oh, well...
(chuckles)
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You know, that's the thing about managers.
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They're always managing.
It's kind of funny actually.
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I don't really know how I'd manage
without a manager
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doing all the managing
that I'd need to be managed.
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I just can't stop being a yapper!
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Kim!
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- Relax.
- Okay.
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Look, I really like this place.
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It's very different
from the other dojos I've trained at.
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Sloane, the students and I
are gonna leave now.
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And as we do, I hope you'll appreciate
how good we look doing it.
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- (radio button clicks)
- (funky music playing)
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(upbeat music)
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Oh, hey.
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You guys here for the free
midnight falafel special, too?
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No. We made that up
because you have a problem lying,
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and we're gonna help you stop.
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You lied to get me here to stop lying?
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Ohh.
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I did not see that coming.
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Since we know
you can't do this by yourself,
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we got you a little helping hand.
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I borrowed a lie detector
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- from my friend at the police department,
- (Jerry mumbles)
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and Milton modified it.
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It's gonna help you learn
to tell the truth.
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(machine whirring)
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Jerry.
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When you asked to be my lab partner,
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did you intend on doing your share
of the work?
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- Yes, I did. Ow!
- (buzzes)
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I mean half of the work.
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Ow! Some of the work.
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(yelps)
I wanted you to do everything.
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- (dings)
- Jerry, we're trying to teach you
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to tell the truth
no matter how much it hurts.
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Fine.
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But just so you know,
this thing doesn't hurt at all.
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- (buzzes)
- Ow!
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It hurts a little. Aah!
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More than a little.
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Okay. Okay, Milton. You can turn it off.
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Milton!
(shouting)
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Turn it off!
(yelling)
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♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
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♪ Come on ♪
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Rudy Gillespie? What are you doing here?
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There's no way
Sloane's gonna pick your dump.
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Our place is not a dump.
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She's not gonna pick our dump, is she?
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Thank you all for coming.
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After careful consideration,
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we have decided
that Sloane will compete for Nationals
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as a member of the Bobby Wasabi Dojo!
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- Jack and Kim: Yes!
- (sobbing) No!
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Rudy, they picked us.
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Yes!
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(upbeat music)
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No, I'm sorry.
All of our classes are booked.
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I don't care who you know.
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Excuse me, there is no reason
to use that kind of language.
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Love you too, Mother.
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Getting Sloane to join was awesome.
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- I'm proud of you.
- You should be.
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I exploited the skills, fame,
and talents of a 14-year-old girl.
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That's just good business.
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Hey, look!
It's Sloane Jennings, everybody.
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Who wants to see a little sparring?
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(cheering)
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(grunting)
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Now I know how it feels to be Milton.
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Okay, Sloane needs a break.
We're going to lunch.
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Okay, fine.
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But if she leaves anything on her plate,
get a doggie bag.
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We can sell that online.
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Jack, now that you're an assistant sensei,
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I got you a little something.
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Whoa.
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My own business cards. This is awesome.
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You think that's awesome,
you should check out mine.
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(chuckles)
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It's a pop-up.
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♪ I'm Rudy Gillespie ♪
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♪ Sensei to the stars! ♪
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(pops)
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♪ Kickin' it with you! ♪
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The old Jerry wouldn't tell
the Health Inspector the truth,
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but those days are over.
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You see this three-layer dip?
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The layers are grease, mold,
and goat hair.
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What are you doing?
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No, I'm just being honest.
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Dude, after a day of being slapped silly
by your truth machine,
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I will never lie again.
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Jerry, you're taking the truth too far.
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You told Julie I hated her sweater,
and she broke up with me.
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The truth is maybe you two
weren't meant to be together.
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(gasps)
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Hey, guys.
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Just grabbing a little lunch with my boss.
256
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Oh. So this is the guy you call "Ratface."
257
00:10:23,625 --> 00:10:24,955
(gasps)
258
00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,631
Uh, I, I do not.
259
00:10:27,709 --> 00:10:28,829
Ratface, come back!
260
00:10:29,166 --> 00:10:31,956
I don't call you ratface!
Ratface, I swear!
261
00:10:32,041 --> 00:10:33,461
(groans)
262
00:10:33,750 --> 00:10:36,540
I am so fired. Thanks, Jerry.
263
00:10:36,625 --> 00:10:37,915
Oh, you're welcome.
264
00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,920
Just another day of telling the truth.
265
00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:42,133
(grumbling)
266
00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:43,668
Joan, what have we done?
267
00:10:43,750 --> 00:10:46,960
Jerry's truth-telling has upset
the natural order of the universe.
268
00:10:47,041 --> 00:10:49,131
Maybe he's not supposed to tell the truth.
269
00:10:49,208 --> 00:10:50,958
We got to return him
to his original state.
270
00:10:51,041 --> 00:10:52,211
(whispers)
Yes.
271
00:10:54,458 --> 00:10:55,958
(chuckles)
272
00:10:56,041 --> 00:10:58,791
Woof. That is one funny-looking baby.
273
00:10:58,875 --> 00:10:59,915
(gasps)
274
00:11:01,542 --> 00:11:03,132
I see where he gets it from.
275
00:11:05,417 --> 00:11:07,497
♪ Hey, come on ♪
276
00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:09,333
♪ Kickin' it with you! ♪
277
00:11:09,375 --> 00:11:10,535
Hey, Evan.
278
00:11:12,625 --> 00:11:14,205
Okay, he's coming.
279
00:11:14,250 --> 00:11:16,210
- Come on. Do it please? Okay.
- Got it.
280
00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:17,580
Yes, I'm here.
281
00:11:17,667 --> 00:11:18,787
Again.
282
00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:22,165
(in Southern-American accent)
My friend Thelma Lou
283
00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:23,540
would like some pea soup.
284
00:11:24,375 --> 00:11:27,075
And Betty Jo would like some turtle soup.
285
00:11:27,792 --> 00:11:30,212
So we were just hoping you'd bring us
a big old steaming bowl
286
00:11:30,291 --> 00:11:32,381
- of turtle pea soup.
- Of turtle pea soup.
287
00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:33,878
(both laugh)
288
00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:36,079
(forced laughter)
289
00:11:36,166 --> 00:11:38,076
Remember I laughed when you tip me.
290
00:11:38,166 --> 00:11:39,576
(chuckles)
291
00:11:40,542 --> 00:11:41,882
I've had a blast here today.
292
00:11:41,959 --> 00:11:43,499
- This place is great.
- This?
293
00:11:43,583 --> 00:11:45,293
A dumb karaoke cafe in Seaford?
294
00:11:45,375 --> 00:11:46,955
Come on, you travel all over the world.
295
00:11:47,041 --> 00:11:48,171
You have a great life.
296
00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:49,420
I have a life?
297
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:50,707
Yeah.
298
00:11:54,667 --> 00:11:55,827
(scoffs)
299
00:11:55,917 --> 00:11:58,537
That's the closest I've had
to a boyfriend in two years.
300
00:12:00,125 --> 00:12:02,125
I have been turned into a business.
301
00:12:02,208 --> 00:12:05,708
I would give anything
to just be a normal girl again.
302
00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:07,002
So just be one.
303
00:12:07,083 --> 00:12:08,253
I can't.
304
00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:10,043
My manager runs my career.
305
00:12:10,583 --> 00:12:13,793
He discovered me when my parents
couldn't even afford karate classes,
306
00:12:13,875 --> 00:12:16,075
and now, thanks to him,
307
00:12:16,166 --> 00:12:18,036
my family has a better life.
308
00:12:18,750 --> 00:12:20,380
When was the last time you had fun?
309
00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:22,670
You know what? Follow me.
310
00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:24,380
- No.
- Kim: Come on, let's go.
311
00:12:24,458 --> 00:12:25,498
Come on, come on, come on.
312
00:12:25,583 --> 00:12:26,713
Hey, Evan!
313
00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:30,460
B-19.
314
00:12:31,458 --> 00:12:33,168
Kim, stop. I can't do this.
315
00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:34,710
Yes, you can, okay?
316
00:12:35,083 --> 00:12:38,333
Look, just read the screen and look good.
317
00:12:40,375 --> 00:12:41,245
You got this.
318
00:12:41,375 --> 00:12:43,375
(pop music playing)
319
00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:49,580
♪ I can feel you coming from a mile away ♪
320
00:12:49,667 --> 00:12:53,167
♪ My pulse starts racing
From the words that you say ♪
321
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,290
Both: ♪ And you say so many of them ♪
322
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:56,915
♪ Like you don't have a clue ♪
323
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,080
♪ That I'm signed, sealed, delivered ♪
324
00:12:59,166 --> 00:13:00,376
♪ With a stamp on ♪
325
00:13:00,458 --> 00:13:03,998
♪ You don't have to try too hard ♪
326
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:07,793
♪ You already have my heart ♪
327
00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:10,825
♪ You don't got a thing to prove ♪
328
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:14,383
♪ I'm already into you ♪
329
00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:16,288
- Atta girl!
- ♪ So ♪
330
00:13:16,375 --> 00:13:17,535
♪ Hold, hold ♪
331
00:13:17,625 --> 00:13:20,035
♪ Hold, hold me tight now ♪
332
00:13:20,125 --> 00:13:21,245
♪ 'Cause I'm so ♪
333
00:13:21,375 --> 00:13:23,535
♪ So good to go ♪
334
00:13:23,625 --> 00:13:25,245
♪ Don't say ♪
335
00:13:25,375 --> 00:13:28,625
♪ Don't say good night, you know ♪
336
00:13:28,709 --> 00:13:31,629
♪ You had me at hello ♪
337
00:13:31,709 --> 00:13:34,079
- (cheering)
- Yes!
338
00:13:39,458 --> 00:13:40,748
That was awesome.
339
00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:42,705
I cannot believe how much fun that was.
340
00:13:42,792 --> 00:13:44,132
We sounded so good.
341
00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:45,628
Good? Hey, we were great.
342
00:13:45,709 --> 00:13:47,379
You know,
we could win that karaoke competition.
343
00:13:47,458 --> 00:13:49,918
Hey, hey, hey! Where have you two been?
344
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,420
We have been worried sick about Sloane.
345
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:55,708
- You're late.
- (Sloane scoffs)
346
00:13:55,792 --> 00:13:57,582
What's the big deal, guys?
347
00:13:57,667 --> 00:14:00,077
Sloane must win Nationals
to keep her endorsements.
348
00:14:00,542 --> 00:14:01,712
Kim is a bad influence.
349
00:14:01,792 --> 00:14:03,382
You want Sloane here,
Kim's gonna have to go.
350
00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:04,789
Excuse me,
351
00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:06,745
Kim is a wonderful student
with a bright future--
352
00:14:06,834 --> 00:14:09,134
- Fine. Sloane, come on. We're leaving.
- Oh, this Kim? She's out.
353
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:13,037
You're kicking me out of the dojo?
354
00:14:13,125 --> 00:14:14,575
That is a little harsh, Rudy.
355
00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:17,083
Okay, you want to know
the truth about Sloane?
356
00:14:17,166 --> 00:14:19,746
She's miserable.
Tell them what you told me.
357
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:26,170
I'm... sorry I'm late.
358
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:28,626
I'll go put on my gi.
359
00:14:32,375 --> 00:14:33,875
Wait, Kim! Kim!
360
00:14:33,959 --> 00:14:36,289
You know, in time Kim will realize
361
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,213
that this is a serious dojo,
362
00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:40,041
and I am a serious sensei.
363
00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:42,125
♪ I'm Rudy Gillespie ♪
364
00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:44,248
♪ Sensei to the stars! ♪
365
00:14:44,375 --> 00:14:45,745
- (pops)
- (yelps)
366
00:14:47,250 --> 00:14:48,710
A little heads up, people.
367
00:14:48,792 --> 00:14:50,962
Do not put my business card
in your pocket.
368
00:14:51,917 --> 00:14:54,077
(upbeat music)
369
00:14:56,458 --> 00:14:58,998
(wind howling)
370
00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:00,253
Wait, what?
371
00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:03,327
Yo, what happened to Phil's?
372
00:15:03,417 --> 00:15:05,167
Because you told
the Health Inspector the truth,
373
00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:06,500
Phil's was closed down.
374
00:15:07,208 --> 00:15:09,788
Phil and Tootsie
are in a really bad place.
375
00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:11,455
It's so sad.
376
00:15:11,542 --> 00:15:14,002
Covered in fleas, eating cans,
377
00:15:14,083 --> 00:15:15,793
head-butting shoppers,
378
00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:18,165
and Tootsie ended up in a petting zoo.
379
00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:20,628
(screaming)
380
00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:25,960
Dude, what was that?
381
00:15:26,041 --> 00:15:27,961
Well, those were the girls
you've told the truth to.
382
00:15:28,041 --> 00:15:30,331
When they found out
that they weren't your special lady,
383
00:15:30,417 --> 00:15:33,207
they lost all trust in boys
and vowed revenge.
384
00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:35,173
Why doesn't Joan help the poor guy?
385
00:15:36,041 --> 00:15:39,671
Well, because of you, Ratface fired her,
and the mall became lawless.
386
00:15:40,458 --> 00:15:42,668
(panting)
387
00:15:44,625 --> 00:15:45,955
Ha, ha!
388
00:15:46,041 --> 00:15:49,631
Now I am the one
who causes crime to happen.
389
00:15:49,709 --> 00:15:51,829
I stole the mall jewels!
390
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:00,922
Well, at least you're okay, Milton.
391
00:16:03,542 --> 00:16:04,422
Milton?
392
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:05,960
(crow caws)
393
00:16:06,041 --> 00:16:07,171
Where'd Milton go?
394
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:10,166
(ominous music)
395
00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:11,633
Jerry: Huh?
396
00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:13,960
"Hair...
397
00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:16,207
Lies...
398
00:16:16,834 --> 00:16:18,964
Meel...
399
00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:20,131
Ton?"
400
00:16:20,208 --> 00:16:22,458
(Milton groans)
Milton: Here lies Milton Krupnick.
401
00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:30,130
"Julie never came back
402
00:16:30,208 --> 00:16:33,458
and Milton died of a broken heart."
403
00:16:34,291 --> 00:16:35,381
Wait, what?
404
00:16:35,917 --> 00:16:37,917
No. Oh, no, no, no.
405
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,460
Somebody please tell me this is a dream.
406
00:16:39,542 --> 00:16:40,882
Milton: It's not a dream, Jerry.
407
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:42,171
It's a lesson.
408
00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:43,877
We're just trying to show you
409
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:46,499
what would happen
if you told nothing but the truth.
410
00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:47,787
Wait...
411
00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:49,576
But that's what you wanted me to do.
412
00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:50,667
The trick, Jerry,
413
00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:53,080
is figuring out when to tell the truth
414
00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:54,626
and when to hold back.
415
00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:56,630
Oh, I think I get it.
416
00:16:57,041 --> 00:16:59,081
Hey, check this out, Milton.
417
00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:02,495
Uh, Joan,
the muffins you make every Wednesday
418
00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:04,423
are really moist and delicious.
419
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:06,130
(gasps)
Well, thanks, Jerry.
420
00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:09,128
He's back, Joan.
Your muffins taste like a dirty sock.
421
00:17:09,208 --> 00:17:10,248
What?
422
00:17:11,792 --> 00:17:14,212
♪ Hey, hey ♪
423
00:17:14,291 --> 00:17:15,751
♪ Come on ♪
424
00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:18,825
♪ Kickin' it with you ♪
425
00:17:18,917 --> 00:17:19,997
Nationals.
426
00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:21,753
This is so cool. Are you excited?
427
00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:23,584
Whatever. Let's just get it over with.
428
00:17:25,166 --> 00:17:26,456
What's the matter, Sloane?
429
00:17:26,542 --> 00:17:28,252
I feel terrible.
430
00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:30,503
Because of me,
Kim got thrown out of the dojo
431
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:33,253
and all she did was say
what I didn't have the guts to say.
432
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,170
I hate karate.
433
00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:38,325
Uh, by hate...
434
00:17:38,417 --> 00:17:40,167
You mean you sort of don't like it,
435
00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:43,130
but you still want to go out there
and win for the Bobby Wasabi Dojo?
436
00:17:43,291 --> 00:17:44,331
You got this.
437
00:17:44,417 --> 00:17:45,377
Rudy.
438
00:17:45,709 --> 00:17:46,919
Sorry.
439
00:17:47,458 --> 00:17:50,128
I'm just tired of selling dumb products.
440
00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:51,538
Dumb products?
441
00:17:51,625 --> 00:17:54,745
Uh, your Sloane Jennings Shampoo
was the only friend my hair had
442
00:17:54,834 --> 00:17:56,294
during my summer of split ends.
443
00:17:58,333 --> 00:18:01,133
Sloane, if you're not happy,
you don't have to do this.
444
00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:02,458
Well, of course I do.
445
00:18:02,959 --> 00:18:04,129
I can't let people down.
446
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,126
No, we're the ones who let you down.
447
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,540
I was so caught up
in wanting to be your sensei
448
00:18:08,625 --> 00:18:10,455
that I forgot to be your sensei.
449
00:18:10,542 --> 00:18:11,792
I'm sorry.
450
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:14,210
Sloane,
if you could be anywhere else right now,
451
00:18:14,417 --> 00:18:15,627
where would you want to be?
452
00:18:17,041 --> 00:18:19,041
(applause)
453
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:22,919
Hey, Betty Jo.
454
00:18:23,917 --> 00:18:25,127
Sloane?
455
00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:26,828
What are you doing here?
456
00:18:26,917 --> 00:18:28,667
I thought you were still pretending
to like karate.
457
00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:32,130
Thanks to you, I finally had the guts
to say how I really feel.
458
00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:35,208
And I know what it's like
to be a little girl with a dream.
459
00:18:35,875 --> 00:18:37,165
Yeah, I heard it.
460
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,500
And our last contestant
in the karaoke finals is...
461
00:18:41,583 --> 00:18:42,583
Kim!
462
00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:44,380
And Sloane.
463
00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:46,248
(both chuckle)
464
00:18:47,959 --> 00:18:50,379
(pop music playing)
465
00:18:51,542 --> 00:18:53,132
I told you she'd be here.
466
00:18:53,208 --> 00:18:54,668
What are you doing here?
467
00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:56,540
You're fired, Rudy.
Trent's her new sensei.
468
00:18:56,625 --> 00:18:58,245
Trent, get up there
and take her off that stage.
469
00:18:58,375 --> 00:18:59,535
We can still make the tournament.
470
00:18:59,625 --> 00:19:01,625
- ♪ Starts racing ♪
- Sloane's not going anywhere.
471
00:19:01,709 --> 00:19:02,999
She wants to be here.
472
00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:04,213
Let's see about that.
473
00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:06,130
(grunting)
474
00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:07,788
♪ And I'm signed, sealed, delivered ♪
475
00:19:07,875 --> 00:19:09,205
♪ With a stamp on ♪
476
00:19:09,291 --> 00:19:12,541
♪ You don't have to try too hard ♪
477
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,420
♪ You already have my heart ♪
478
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:19,330
♪ You don't got a thing to prove ♪
479
00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:23,328
♪ I'm already into you ♪
480
00:19:23,417 --> 00:19:24,497
♪ So ♪
481
00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:26,995
♪ Hold, hold ♪
482
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:29,253
- You guys are doing great
- ♪ Hold, hold me tight now ♪
483
00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:30,293
♪ 'Cause I'm so ♪
484
00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:32,375
♪ So good to go ♪
485
00:19:32,417 --> 00:19:33,877
♪ Don't say ♪
486
00:19:33,959 --> 00:19:37,379
♪ Don't say good night, you know ♪
487
00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:40,078
♪ You had me at hello ♪
488
00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:43,833
♪ You had me at hello ♪
489
00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:45,037
♪ Don't say ♪
490
00:19:45,166 --> 00:19:48,376
♪ Don't say good night, you know ♪
491
00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:51,038
♪ You had me at hello ♪
492
00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:54,963
♪ You had me at hello ♪
493
00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:57,672
(cheering)
494
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:04,463
Okay, that was the most fun I've had
in a really long time.
495
00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:08,540
I think I'm gonna take
a long, overdue break from karate
496
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,995
and just go back to being me.
497
00:20:11,583 --> 00:20:13,333
Well, okay.
498
00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:15,245
If no one else wants to compete tonight,
499
00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:16,963
I think it's safe to say
that our winners are--
500
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:18,081
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
501
00:20:18,208 --> 00:20:19,748
Not so fast.
502
00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:22,246
I'm about to bring it.
503
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:24,920
Give me a beat, son.
504
00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:27,833
(rap music playing)
505
00:20:29,667 --> 00:20:31,707
♪ Everybody knows my name is Rudy ♪
506
00:20:31,792 --> 00:20:33,922
♪ All the girlies say I'm a real cutie ♪
507
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,170
♪ When I do karate I kick some booty ♪
508
00:20:36,291 --> 00:20:38,671
♪ Rocking on this mic
Is my number one duty ♪
509
00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:40,670
♪ Go, go, go, Rudy ♪
510
00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:42,920
♪ Go, go, go, Rudy ♪
511
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,250
♪ Go, go, go, Rudy ♪
512
00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:47,003
(screams)
513
00:20:47,083 --> 00:20:48,833
(electricity zapping)
514
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:54,378
Rudy: Word!
515
00:20:56,875 --> 00:20:58,875
(upbeat music)
516
00:21:01,917 --> 00:21:03,167
(groans)
517
00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:07,575
It is about time that I tell Milton
that this is a dojo,
518
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:10,877
not some place
to leave his dumb inventions.
519
00:21:12,709 --> 00:21:14,079
Oh.
520
00:21:14,166 --> 00:21:15,496
Well hello, pretty lady.
521
00:21:15,583 --> 00:21:18,753
Welcome to my dojo. I am Rudy Gillespie,
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the most handsome sensei in California.
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(buzzes)
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♪ I'm Rudy Gillespie ♪
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♪ Sensei to the stars! ♪
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- (pops)
- (Rudy grunts)
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♪ Kickin' it with you ♪
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(closing theme music)
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Man: Poor soul.
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(dog snarls, barks)
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Boy: Yes!
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