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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,166 --> 00:00:02,206 (upbeat music) 2 00:00:02,959 --> 00:00:04,459 Announcer: And here they come. 3 00:00:04,542 --> 00:00:07,042 Give it up for your gymnastics team, 4 00:00:07,125 --> 00:00:10,035 the Seaford Killer Whales! 5 00:00:11,375 --> 00:00:13,875 (cheering) 6 00:00:16,417 --> 00:00:18,417 Whoo! Looking good, Kim. 7 00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:19,670 All right. 8 00:00:22,125 --> 00:00:24,125 I really want to thank you, Jack. 9 00:00:24,208 --> 00:00:28,168 You've been the rock that's gotten me through my terrible breakup with Julie. 10 00:00:28,375 --> 00:00:29,825 You were going out with Julie? 11 00:00:30,583 --> 00:00:33,463 Yes. Why do you think I've been sitting in the locker room crying? 12 00:00:33,542 --> 00:00:35,882 I don't know. I thought you had some jockstrap issue. 13 00:00:37,083 --> 00:00:39,923 Listen, I'm sure Julie's going through the same tough time you are. 14 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,420 You're right. 15 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:44,205 I'll bet she's at home crying her-- 16 00:00:44,291 --> 00:00:45,921 Holy Christmas nuts! 17 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,540 She's over there kissing Tommy Didier! 18 00:00:48,917 --> 00:00:51,827 There is something called a grieving period, you know! 19 00:00:51,917 --> 00:00:52,787 Hey, come on. 20 00:00:52,875 --> 00:00:54,785 Try and take your mind off of it. 21 00:00:54,875 --> 00:00:56,205 Look, Kim's up. 22 00:00:56,250 --> 00:00:58,540 (upbeat music playing) 23 00:01:01,917 --> 00:01:03,707 Wow, she is good. 24 00:01:12,333 --> 00:01:14,543 (cheering) 25 00:01:15,625 --> 00:01:16,745 Yeah! 26 00:01:18,083 --> 00:01:20,003 This is great. Half their team has food poisoning. 27 00:01:20,083 --> 00:01:22,833 Tori, all you have to do is complete one vault, and we win! 28 00:01:22,917 --> 00:01:23,747 I got this. 29 00:01:23,834 --> 00:01:25,084 Next time you see me, 30 00:01:25,166 --> 00:01:28,626 we'll be at Steven Sullivan's house sipping celebration smoothies. 31 00:01:28,709 --> 00:01:30,249 It's gonna be sick. 32 00:01:30,583 --> 00:01:32,713 Tori, will you stop talking about smoothies? 33 00:01:32,792 --> 00:01:34,832 Okay, just get out there and focus! 34 00:01:35,083 --> 00:01:36,923 I mean, focus. 35 00:01:42,792 --> 00:01:44,172 (grunts) 36 00:01:45,458 --> 00:01:47,458 (shouts) 37 00:01:47,542 --> 00:01:48,672 What... 38 00:01:49,542 --> 00:01:51,502 You know, Kim, if you quit now 39 00:01:51,583 --> 00:01:54,043 you won't have to go up against my undefeated Swathmore team 40 00:01:54,125 --> 00:01:55,165 this Saturday. 41 00:01:55,250 --> 00:01:56,580 (in British accent) We're not afraid 42 00:01:56,667 --> 00:01:58,877 of your Swathmore team, Claire. 43 00:01:59,750 --> 00:02:02,000 Our coach has taught us that we are not quitters. 44 00:02:02,083 --> 00:02:03,213 We are winners! 45 00:02:03,291 --> 00:02:05,251 All right, losers, I quit. 46 00:02:10,041 --> 00:02:11,881 (theme music) 47 00:02:11,959 --> 00:02:15,249 ♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪ 48 00:02:15,333 --> 00:02:19,043 ♪ I'm saying won't you Come kick it with me? ♪ 49 00:02:19,125 --> 00:02:21,745 ♪ And we could have a ball Run up the wall ♪ 50 00:02:21,834 --> 00:02:23,674 ♪ That's just how we do ♪ 51 00:02:23,750 --> 00:02:25,460 ♪ And no matter how much I chop and punch ♪ 52 00:02:25,542 --> 00:02:28,382 ♪ It's not as cool As kickin' it with you ♪ 53 00:02:28,458 --> 00:02:30,538 ♪ Here we go, let's start the party ♪ 54 00:02:30,625 --> 00:02:32,415 ♪ Chop it up like it's karate ♪ 55 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:33,710 ♪ Everybody ♪ 56 00:02:33,792 --> 00:02:37,172 ♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪ 57 00:02:37,250 --> 00:02:41,170 ♪ I'm saying won't you Come kick it with me? ♪ 58 00:02:41,250 --> 00:02:43,710 ♪ And we could have a ball Run up the wall ♪ 59 00:02:43,792 --> 00:02:45,582 ♪ That's just how we do ♪ 60 00:02:45,667 --> 00:02:47,827 ♪ And no matter how much I chop and punch ♪ 61 00:02:47,917 --> 00:02:50,787 ♪ It's not as cool As kickin' it with you ♪ 62 00:02:53,917 --> 00:02:55,037 Good, good. 63 00:02:58,125 --> 00:03:00,955 I don't believe it, Rudy. Are you still hiding from your landlord? 64 00:03:01,041 --> 00:03:02,171 Yes, I am. 65 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:04,670 Unless Ratface gives that rent increase in writing, 66 00:03:04,750 --> 00:03:05,710 it's not official. 67 00:03:06,250 --> 00:03:07,790 A guy just delivered that. 68 00:03:07,875 --> 00:03:09,075 Oh, sweet. 69 00:03:11,041 --> 00:03:14,381 Ohh! He got me. 70 00:03:15,041 --> 00:03:16,881 "This notice is to inform you 71 00:03:16,959 --> 00:03:19,249 that your monthly rent has been increased by $600. 72 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:20,883 Seaford Mall Management." 73 00:03:21,583 --> 00:03:23,133 Wait, he actually put the letter in there? 74 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:25,580 No. The sneak wrote it in anchovies. 75 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:31,625 Hey, Kim. Any luck finding a new coach? 76 00:03:31,709 --> 00:03:33,959 Not a bit. I begged every adult that I know. 77 00:03:34,041 --> 00:03:36,171 I got five polite no's, three blank looks, 78 00:03:36,250 --> 00:03:38,710 and Officer Joan laughed so hard she ripped one. 79 00:03:39,625 --> 00:03:40,825 Well, I got you something. 80 00:03:40,917 --> 00:03:42,247 I hope it makes you feel better. 81 00:03:42,625 --> 00:03:45,375 What-- A ticket for the US Gymnastics tour? 82 00:03:45,458 --> 00:03:47,208 It's for tomorrow at the Seaford Civic Center. 83 00:03:47,250 --> 00:03:48,460 Oh, thanks, Jack. 84 00:03:48,542 --> 00:03:50,212 But I'm holding gymnastics tryouts tomorrow. 85 00:03:50,291 --> 00:03:52,541 I mean, if I don't find a new team, then we forfeit to Swathmore, 86 00:03:52,625 --> 00:03:53,535 and that will not happen. 87 00:03:53,625 --> 00:03:55,165 I'll take the ticket. 88 00:03:55,250 --> 00:03:56,750 I don't have much of a life right now 89 00:03:56,834 --> 00:03:58,794 since Julie and I broke up. 90 00:03:58,875 --> 00:03:59,995 You were going out with Julie? 91 00:04:01,166 --> 00:04:03,076 I called you when we broke up. 92 00:04:03,166 --> 00:04:04,746 I cried for three hours. 93 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:06,630 Don't you remember? 94 00:04:06,917 --> 00:04:08,877 To be honest, I put the phone in the sock drawer 95 00:04:08,959 --> 00:04:10,289 and went to the movies. 96 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:11,377 Gah! 97 00:04:13,709 --> 00:04:15,209 Hey, Joan. We haven't seen you in a while. 98 00:04:15,291 --> 00:04:16,461 - Where you been? - Jail. 99 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,830 Got a little side job at the Seaford Correctional Facility 100 00:04:20,917 --> 00:04:22,877 teaching the inmates about proper hygiene. 101 00:04:22,959 --> 00:04:26,499 I use this puppet to remind them about staying clean. 102 00:04:27,083 --> 00:04:28,963 Well, that's so nice that you volunteer, Joan. 103 00:04:29,041 --> 00:04:30,251 Yeah, it is. 104 00:04:30,333 --> 00:04:32,753 And they pay this volunteer 600 bucks. 105 00:04:32,834 --> 00:04:34,584 Six hundred bucks? 106 00:04:34,667 --> 00:04:36,997 That's exactly what I need to cover my rent. 107 00:04:37,083 --> 00:04:39,253 They're always looking for new programs. 108 00:04:39,333 --> 00:04:40,543 (in puppet voice) Hey, Joan. 109 00:04:40,625 --> 00:04:43,665 Let's go out to the food court and hit on the hot guys. 110 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:44,880 (in normal voice) Man. 111 00:04:44,959 --> 00:04:48,039 This puppet's the best wingman I ever had. 112 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,130 ♪ Kickin' it with you ♪ 113 00:04:53,208 --> 00:04:54,458 So, um... 114 00:04:55,041 --> 00:04:56,381 Our coach isn't coming back. 115 00:04:59,542 --> 00:05:01,422 But the good news is 116 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:04,000 I have decided to step up and fill that role. 117 00:05:06,959 --> 00:05:08,499 Yeah. Good! 118 00:05:08,583 --> 00:05:10,423 We just weeded out the wannabes. 119 00:05:11,250 --> 00:05:13,000 Okay, look, I know there is not much time, 120 00:05:13,083 --> 00:05:14,883 but if we are willing to work hard, 121 00:05:14,959 --> 00:05:16,289 I'm sure that there is-- 122 00:05:23,250 --> 00:05:24,250 Okay. 123 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,920 We do not need them, okay? 124 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,830 You may not be the classic gymnastics type, 125 00:05:28,917 --> 00:05:31,417 but I bet inside of you there is a champ-- 126 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:34,210 You're just here for the paninis, aren't you? 127 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:36,634 Got any ranch dressing? 128 00:05:37,625 --> 00:05:38,705 Give me those. 129 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:45,670 (in puppet voice) Hey, prison peeps! 130 00:05:45,750 --> 00:05:48,080 I got a rap about hygiene 131 00:05:48,166 --> 00:05:50,456 if you'd like to hear it. 132 00:05:51,667 --> 00:05:53,377 (in normal voice) I love a good hygiene rap. 133 00:05:53,709 --> 00:05:55,959 (in puppet voice) Well then, hit it, Joan. 134 00:05:56,542 --> 00:05:59,002 (rap music playing) 135 00:05:59,083 --> 00:06:01,753 ♪ Being a friend is just being nice ♪ 136 00:06:01,834 --> 00:06:04,044 ♪ Tell your cellmate if he's got lice ♪ 137 00:06:04,125 --> 00:06:06,125 ♪ Go hygiene, go hygiene ♪ 138 00:06:06,208 --> 00:06:09,538 All: ♪ Go hygiene, go hygiene ♪ 139 00:06:09,625 --> 00:06:10,825 Man. 140 00:06:10,917 --> 00:06:12,247 That puppet all right. 141 00:06:13,917 --> 00:06:15,167 Uh-oh. 142 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:18,917 Every performer knows you can't follow a rapping puppet. 143 00:06:20,041 --> 00:06:22,081 These guys are real inmates. What if they hate us? 144 00:06:22,166 --> 00:06:23,246 Rudy, relax. 145 00:06:23,333 --> 00:06:25,503 Just don't show them fear and they'll respect you. 146 00:06:25,583 --> 00:06:26,503 That's good. 147 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,080 That's good. 148 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:29,460 (whimpers) 149 00:06:29,875 --> 00:06:31,245 Rudy, where are you going? 150 00:06:31,333 --> 00:06:32,503 Joan: And now... 151 00:06:32,583 --> 00:06:34,753 Let's give my friends Jack and Rudy 152 00:06:34,834 --> 00:06:38,964 a nice, warm prison welcome, huh? 153 00:06:42,583 --> 00:06:44,543 Thank you. Thank you. 154 00:06:45,041 --> 00:06:46,131 Hey, guys, uh... 155 00:06:46,208 --> 00:06:47,208 I'm Jack, 156 00:06:47,417 --> 00:06:49,247 and the program that we, 157 00:06:49,875 --> 00:06:52,625 or I guess I will be showing you today 158 00:06:52,709 --> 00:06:54,879 will teach you meditative techniques. 159 00:06:55,125 --> 00:06:57,995 Welcome to "Zen in the Pen." 160 00:06:58,959 --> 00:07:00,749 You got a puppet, boy? 161 00:07:02,166 --> 00:07:04,576 We don't need no puppet. 162 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,080 We gonna relax old school. 163 00:07:08,417 --> 00:07:11,207 I said relax, homes. 164 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,670 Hey. Chill out. 165 00:07:13,750 --> 00:07:15,380 Don't you tell me to chill out, Carl! 166 00:07:15,458 --> 00:07:16,578 I am from the streets! 167 00:07:16,667 --> 00:07:17,827 What street you from? 168 00:07:17,917 --> 00:07:20,457 Apple Berry Lane, yo! 169 00:07:22,166 --> 00:07:24,786 Okay, class is over. 170 00:07:24,875 --> 00:07:27,035 - Everyone back to their cells. - Get. 171 00:07:27,166 --> 00:07:29,576 Wait, wait! No. I'm nothing like these monsters. 172 00:07:29,667 --> 00:07:31,457 I'm from Apple Berry Lane! 173 00:07:31,542 --> 00:07:33,332 Apple Berry Lane! 174 00:07:36,542 --> 00:07:39,212 Kim, you are not gonna believe what happened 175 00:07:39,291 --> 00:07:40,581 at the gymnastics tour today. 176 00:07:40,875 --> 00:07:42,785 I told a girl about your situation, 177 00:07:42,875 --> 00:07:46,075 and she agreed to coach your team for the Swathmore meet. 178 00:07:46,250 --> 00:07:48,380 Um, thanks, Milton. 179 00:07:48,458 --> 00:07:49,998 But do you really think I want to be coached 180 00:07:50,083 --> 00:07:52,043 by some pimply-faced, wannabe gymnast 181 00:07:52,125 --> 00:07:53,705 you met in the nosebleed section? 182 00:07:53,792 --> 00:07:54,882 No. 183 00:07:54,959 --> 00:07:57,829 But how about Olympic gold medalist Gabby Douglas? 184 00:07:58,792 --> 00:08:00,132 Get out. 185 00:08:01,250 --> 00:08:03,080 I'm serious. I talked to her. 186 00:08:03,166 --> 00:08:06,666 She has a couple days off from the tour and she agreed to help you. 187 00:08:07,166 --> 00:08:08,826 Get out! 188 00:08:09,709 --> 00:08:11,669 Oh, Gabby! 189 00:08:14,959 --> 00:08:16,539 Hi. You must be Kim. 190 00:08:16,625 --> 00:08:17,535 I'm Gabby. 191 00:08:19,208 --> 00:08:21,038 Get out! 192 00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:22,043 Okay. 193 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:27,130 No, no, no. Come back, come back, come back! 194 00:08:28,792 --> 00:08:30,792 (upbeat music) 195 00:08:31,959 --> 00:08:35,039 I can't believe the Gabby Douglas is standing in our dojo! 196 00:08:35,125 --> 00:08:36,745 (giggles) 197 00:08:37,166 --> 00:08:38,246 Kim, relax. 198 00:08:38,375 --> 00:08:39,955 You're freaking out in front of my girlfriend. 199 00:08:40,041 --> 00:08:42,291 You're right, I'm sorry. It's just-- Your who what now? 200 00:08:42,583 --> 00:08:43,713 That's right. 201 00:08:43,792 --> 00:08:45,132 Gabby's my girlfriend, Kim. 202 00:08:45,667 --> 00:08:47,287 It happened this afternoon. 203 00:08:47,375 --> 00:08:48,495 After my dismount, 204 00:08:48,583 --> 00:08:51,333 I looked up into the crowd and saw Milton. 205 00:08:51,417 --> 00:08:53,417 I just couldn't resist my little ginger cookie. 206 00:08:53,542 --> 00:08:54,582 Oh. 207 00:08:55,667 --> 00:08:57,287 The first time our eyes met-- 208 00:08:57,375 --> 00:08:58,705 Yeah, yeah. Great story. 209 00:08:59,875 --> 00:09:02,285 So you're really gonna coach our team? 210 00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:03,287 Yeah. 211 00:09:03,375 --> 00:09:05,125 When I was in school, our coach walked out, 212 00:09:05,208 --> 00:09:06,578 so I know what it's like. 213 00:09:07,375 --> 00:09:08,705 Oh, hey guys. 214 00:09:08,792 --> 00:09:10,212 Oh, Jack, Rudy. 215 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:11,500 Meet Gabby Douglas. 216 00:09:11,583 --> 00:09:14,253 I watched you during the Olympics. It's such an honor to meet you. 217 00:09:14,375 --> 00:09:15,455 Thank you. 218 00:09:15,542 --> 00:09:18,582 Uh, I don't know what kind of game you're playing here, missy. 219 00:09:18,667 --> 00:09:20,787 But you are not the real Gabby Douglas. 220 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:22,540 Yeah, I am. 221 00:09:22,625 --> 00:09:24,415 - Rudy, it's her. - Yeah, Rudy, it's actually her. 222 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:25,580 (stammers) Okay, fine. 223 00:09:25,667 --> 00:09:26,747 I'll prove it's not her. 224 00:09:29,959 --> 00:09:32,329 You people are so gullible. 225 00:09:35,625 --> 00:09:36,995 (squeals) 226 00:09:37,083 --> 00:09:39,083 You're never gonna believe this. 227 00:09:39,166 --> 00:09:41,076 Gabby Douglas is in our dojo! 228 00:09:41,166 --> 00:09:42,576 Would you sign this? 229 00:09:42,667 --> 00:09:44,957 Just write, "To my fellow champion, 230 00:09:45,041 --> 00:09:46,291 much like the Olympic flame--" 231 00:09:46,375 --> 00:09:47,665 I'll just sign it "Gabby." 232 00:09:47,750 --> 00:09:49,920 Simple, powerful. Totally the way to go. 233 00:09:52,542 --> 00:09:54,212 ♪ Kickin' it with you ♪ 234 00:09:56,875 --> 00:09:59,575 (gasps) That was really good, Donna. 235 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:02,497 Just don't forget to kick out a little earlier so you can stick it. 236 00:10:02,583 --> 00:10:03,963 Stick it. Okay, you heard her. 237 00:10:04,041 --> 00:10:04,921 Stick it, girl! 238 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,960 You wanna lose to Swathmore because you didn't stick it? 239 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:10,580 - Kim. Relax. - (exhales sharply) 240 00:10:10,667 --> 00:10:11,957 We're in pretty good shape. 241 00:10:12,041 --> 00:10:14,131 And we have somebody for every event. 242 00:10:14,208 --> 00:10:15,328 Not the rings. 243 00:10:15,417 --> 00:10:17,577 Ring, ring, who's there? Nobody! 244 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,500 Hide me. Lenore's after me. 245 00:10:22,583 --> 00:10:23,713 She caught me comforting Carol. 246 00:10:23,792 --> 00:10:24,792 Oh, my. 247 00:10:30,083 --> 00:10:31,043 Where'd he go? 248 00:10:31,125 --> 00:10:32,575 He just disappeared. 249 00:10:32,667 --> 00:10:33,747 (Jerry sighs) 250 00:10:36,250 --> 00:10:37,750 That was close, yo. 251 00:10:46,542 --> 00:10:48,212 I've had to hide from a lot of women, Kim. 252 00:10:50,542 --> 00:10:53,132 Ring, ring. Who's there? Jerry. 253 00:10:53,208 --> 00:10:55,128 The newest member of our team. 254 00:10:58,750 --> 00:11:00,960 (calm music plays) 255 00:11:01,166 --> 00:11:04,666 Use your bodies to release negative energy. 256 00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:08,880 And attain a total state of freedom. 257 00:11:09,375 --> 00:11:11,375 All right, back to your cages! 258 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:13,420 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 259 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,540 We still got 15 minutes. 260 00:11:15,625 --> 00:11:18,245 What's 15 minutes when you're doing life, am I right? 261 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:23,040 Uh, sorry, we're going down to the Seaford Civic Center 262 00:11:23,125 --> 00:11:24,495 to support the gymnastics team. 263 00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:27,253 Yeah, they're being coached by my very dear, dear, 264 00:11:27,375 --> 00:11:29,125 dear friend Gabby Douglas. 265 00:11:29,208 --> 00:11:30,668 Gabby Douglas? 266 00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:32,580 Two-time Olympic gold medalist? 267 00:11:32,667 --> 00:11:34,537 And my dear friend. 268 00:11:34,959 --> 00:11:36,579 She's gonna bring her medals to the meet. 269 00:11:36,667 --> 00:11:38,327 I'm gonna get a picture of me wearing them. 270 00:11:38,417 --> 00:11:39,917 Oh, man. You gonna use that picture 271 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,290 to make everybody think you won that gold medal. 272 00:11:42,792 --> 00:11:43,882 That's low. 273 00:11:43,959 --> 00:11:46,289 Hey, show a little respect. 274 00:11:46,542 --> 00:11:48,462 You're talking to a man who's won... 275 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,325 Two Oscars, a Nobel Peace Prize, 276 00:11:51,375 --> 00:11:52,665 and the Heisman. 277 00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:57,710 All right. Time's up. 278 00:11:57,792 --> 00:11:59,132 Everyone out of here. 279 00:12:11,709 --> 00:12:13,709 (upbeat music) 280 00:12:15,875 --> 00:12:17,575 - Hey, Milton. - Hey, Joan. 281 00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:18,787 Ha, ha! 282 00:12:18,875 --> 00:12:20,205 (sighs) 283 00:12:20,875 --> 00:12:23,125 Julie's over there with Tommy. 284 00:12:24,834 --> 00:12:28,044 Probably make her nuts to know you're going out with Gabby, huh? 285 00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:36,920 See these gold medals? 286 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:40,250 They belong to my girlfriend, Gabby Douglas. 287 00:12:40,375 --> 00:12:41,915 Oh, you heard me, Julie. 288 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,210 Gabby's my girlfriend! (chuckles) 289 00:12:44,250 --> 00:12:45,880 Ladies and gentlemen, 290 00:12:45,959 --> 00:12:48,579 please welcome Gabby Douglas. 291 00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:50,667 (cheering) 292 00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:53,037 My girlfriend! 293 00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:57,673 (upbeat music playing) 294 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,920 (cheering) 295 00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:28,126 Kim. 296 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,418 Claire. 297 00:13:30,625 --> 00:13:32,205 Wow, I can't believe it. 298 00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:33,330 You showed up. 299 00:13:33,417 --> 00:13:34,827 That is so brave. 300 00:13:34,917 --> 00:13:37,127 To lose in front of all these people. 301 00:13:37,208 --> 00:13:38,498 (chuckles) 302 00:13:38,583 --> 00:13:39,793 We're not gonna lose. 303 00:13:40,041 --> 00:13:42,171 Because Gabby Douglas is our new coach. 304 00:13:43,208 --> 00:13:44,418 Claire: What? 305 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:45,920 - Are you serious? - Oh, that's right. 306 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,130 Today's the day we wipe 307 00:13:47,208 --> 00:13:49,998 that stupid Swathmore smile off your snooty face. 308 00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:51,293 Get ready for it. 309 00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:52,705 (imitates lighter clicking) 310 00:13:52,792 --> 00:13:54,292 (hissing) 311 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,287 What are you doing? 312 00:13:56,959 --> 00:13:57,879 Boom! 313 00:13:57,959 --> 00:13:58,829 That's right. 314 00:13:58,917 --> 00:14:00,997 Boom goes the dynamite! 315 00:14:01,083 --> 00:14:02,003 Boom! 316 00:14:02,083 --> 00:14:03,463 She boomed me. 317 00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:06,252 She boomed me. I mean, who does that? 318 00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:08,213 That's right, girl. You're in the whale house now. 319 00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:09,670 You hear me? The whale-- 320 00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:12,168 What is wrong with you? 321 00:14:12,250 --> 00:14:14,130 We have to win. You think we're gonna win? 322 00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:17,248 I think we're gonna win. What if we don't win? We have to win! 323 00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:20,630 Hold up there, Hoppy Hopperson. 324 00:14:21,834 --> 00:14:24,964 Couldn't help but notice your bu-dump-ah-dump-a-dump-eow. 325 00:14:25,041 --> 00:14:27,541 And then you threw in a whippity-whippity-whippity-whippity-oop. 326 00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:29,625 You know, and you followed it up with a flipper-doodle. 327 00:14:29,709 --> 00:14:31,829 - (laughs) - I'm sorry. Who are you? 328 00:14:31,917 --> 00:14:33,457 Oh, the name's Joan. 329 00:14:33,542 --> 00:14:35,752 Of course, in my gymnastics days, 330 00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,584 they used to call me the Flying Beaver. 331 00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:38,707 Check it. 332 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,210 - (whooshing) - (crowd groans) 333 00:14:56,583 --> 00:14:57,793 Do you need help? 334 00:14:57,875 --> 00:14:59,035 Ah, no. 335 00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:01,495 That's why they call me the Beaver. (chuckles) 336 00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:05,328 ♪ Kickin' it with you ♪ 337 00:15:05,417 --> 00:15:06,707 Dude, this is awesome. 338 00:15:06,792 --> 00:15:08,212 We made 600 bucks. 339 00:15:08,291 --> 00:15:10,961 Yeah. And they say crime doesn't pay. 340 00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:24,875 (keypad beeping) 341 00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:28,920 Hey, Tony, it's Carl. 342 00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:31,075 Carl from jail. 343 00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:35,083 The guy on the top bunk. 344 00:15:35,542 --> 00:15:36,712 Listen, I'm out. 345 00:15:36,792 --> 00:15:39,792 Get the boys together and meet me at Seaford Civic Center. 346 00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:41,665 We're about to bring home the gold. 347 00:15:44,959 --> 00:15:46,959 (light music playing) 348 00:15:47,834 --> 00:15:49,004 (applause) 349 00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:06,705 (cheering) 350 00:16:06,792 --> 00:16:09,792 Yes! In your face, Claire. 351 00:16:13,166 --> 00:16:15,416 When they announce the winner and everyone's cheering, 352 00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:17,330 we'll replace the real security guards, 353 00:16:17,417 --> 00:16:19,667 and we'll walk right out with Gabby's medals. 354 00:16:22,917 --> 00:16:24,997 (cheering) 355 00:16:25,667 --> 00:16:27,497 Way to go, Tiffany. 356 00:16:27,583 --> 00:16:29,213 You see that, Kim? 357 00:16:29,291 --> 00:16:31,331 Tiff just scored a 9.7, 358 00:16:31,417 --> 00:16:34,997 which means you need a perfect routine if you're going to beat us. 359 00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:36,923 (laughs) 360 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,210 (mocking laughter) 361 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,003 Perfect. 362 00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:43,673 All I have to do is be perfect. 363 00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:45,420 If I'm perfect, we win. If I'm not perfect, we lose. 364 00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:46,630 Perfect, just perfect! 365 00:16:46,709 --> 00:16:48,879 Kim! Calm down. 366 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:51,630 It's not the end of the world if you don't win. 367 00:16:51,709 --> 00:16:54,209 Yeah, easy for you to say. You won gold medals. 368 00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:55,710 I'm proud of my gold medals, 369 00:16:55,792 --> 00:16:59,172 but I also have something else that's just as important. 370 00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:03,044 A Happy Town Arcade token? 371 00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:04,205 Yeah. 372 00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:06,501 When my grandfather would pick me up from practice, 373 00:17:06,583 --> 00:17:09,003 he would take me to the Happy Town Arcade to play games. 374 00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:11,213 Well, how did that help your gymnastics? 375 00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:12,331 It didn't. 376 00:17:12,417 --> 00:17:13,997 But he wanted to teach me 377 00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:18,003 that there had to be a balance between hard work and having fun. 378 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,251 You know what, Gabby? You're right. 379 00:17:24,834 --> 00:17:26,384 I'm just gonna go out there and have fun. 380 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:28,210 Yeah. You know what I love to do before I compete? 381 00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:29,790 - What? - I put on some music. 382 00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:31,165 Kind of shake things out a bit. 383 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:32,580 You know? Get loose. 384 00:17:32,667 --> 00:17:33,957 Okay. 385 00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:38,748 (upbeat music playing) 386 00:17:43,709 --> 00:17:44,709 (music stops) 387 00:17:44,959 --> 00:17:46,079 Okay. 388 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:47,536 I think you're loose enough. 389 00:18:01,792 --> 00:18:03,962 (upbeat music playing) 390 00:18:13,709 --> 00:18:15,709 (cheering) 391 00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:33,753 Crowd: Ooh! 392 00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:40,883 (cheering) 393 00:18:48,959 --> 00:18:50,789 Rudy, Rudy. Rudy, Rudy. 394 00:18:50,875 --> 00:18:51,995 Check it out. It's Carl. 395 00:18:52,083 --> 00:18:54,253 Rudy: Oh, would you look at that? 396 00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:57,003 He got out of jail, landed a job as a security guard, 397 00:18:57,083 --> 00:18:58,673 and now he's helping Gabby move her medals. 398 00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:01,168 I knew I made a difference in his life. 399 00:19:02,083 --> 00:19:03,253 Rudy, he's stealing them. 400 00:19:04,125 --> 00:19:06,375 Oh. That makes so much more sense. 401 00:19:08,458 --> 00:19:09,958 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 402 00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:11,751 Put the medals down, Carl. 403 00:19:11,834 --> 00:19:13,334 (shouts) 404 00:19:13,417 --> 00:19:15,287 (grunting) 405 00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:18,825 - (glass shatters) - Carl: The medals! 406 00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:23,667 (all grunting) 407 00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:32,665 - That was fast. - Not bad. 408 00:19:34,959 --> 00:19:36,829 - That was pretty fast too. - That was pretty good. 409 00:19:36,917 --> 00:19:38,327 (grunting) 410 00:19:38,417 --> 00:19:40,377 - (yells) - Pretty good, dude. 411 00:19:47,041 --> 00:19:48,711 Rudy: All right. 412 00:19:48,792 --> 00:19:51,002 You guys got the medals back. 413 00:19:51,083 --> 00:19:53,963 A black belt sensei should probably guard these. 414 00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:56,915 (camera shutter clicks) 415 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,290 Wow, Kim. 416 00:19:58,375 --> 00:19:59,665 That was awesome. 417 00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:01,880 Hey, judges. What do you give that takedown? 418 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:11,375 (chuckles) Now that was fun. 419 00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:13,458 I've been to thousands of gymnastics meets, 420 00:20:13,542 --> 00:20:14,792 but I'll never forget this one. 421 00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:16,325 And I'll never forget you, Gabby. 422 00:20:16,417 --> 00:20:17,917 Claire: Hey, Gabby. 423 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,250 Want to take a pic with the real winning team? 424 00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:22,213 Definitely. 425 00:20:24,959 --> 00:20:26,079 (scoffs) 426 00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:27,788 Squeeze in, guys. Let's get a pic. 427 00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:29,825 - Come on. - Photographer: Okay. Ready? 428 00:20:29,917 --> 00:20:32,167 And one, two, three! 429 00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:34,290 - (camera shutter clicks) - ♪ Kickin' it with you ♪ 430 00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:37,288 (upbeat music) 431 00:20:38,917 --> 00:20:41,417 Of all the gym joints in all the world, 432 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,420 you had to tumble into mine. 433 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,130 So my bus leaves in an hour. 434 00:20:46,208 --> 00:20:47,748 Any chance of you coming with me? 435 00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:49,956 I'd only slow you down. 436 00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:51,131 Don't be silly. 437 00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:52,916 No, I'm serious. 438 00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:56,380 I get carsick, airsick, seasick. 439 00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:58,785 If it moves, I've blown chunks on it. 440 00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:00,705 So I guess this is... 441 00:21:01,542 --> 00:21:02,462 goodbye. 442 00:21:18,542 --> 00:21:20,332 (sighs) What a woman. 443 00:21:21,834 --> 00:21:22,884 Don't worry, Milton. 444 00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:24,246 She'll be back. 445 00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,253 Because true love conquers all? 446 00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:27,463 Nope. 447 00:21:27,667 --> 00:21:29,417 'Cause I still have her medals. 448 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,957 (closing theme music) 449 00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:57,750 Man: Poor soul. 450 00:21:57,834 --> 00:21:59,044 (dog snarls, barks) 451 00:22:01,750 --> 00:22:02,670 Boy: Yes! 31450

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