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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,625 --> 00:00:02,625 ♪ Here we go, let's start the party ♪ 2 00:00:02,709 --> 00:00:04,669 ♪ Chop it up like it's karate ♪ 3 00:00:04,750 --> 00:00:06,880 Okay, Jack, you've mastered this move. 4 00:00:06,959 --> 00:00:09,459 Now focus on a spot and kick through it! 5 00:00:09,542 --> 00:00:11,252 ( deep breath, grunts) 6 00:00:12,834 --> 00:00:14,334 (laughs) You did it! 7 00:00:15,583 --> 00:00:17,173 I got my nacho nuggets. 8 00:00:18,750 --> 00:00:20,080 Guys, you're not gonna believe it. 9 00:00:20,166 --> 00:00:21,916 My dad and a whole bunch of my family are coming 10 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,540 to watch me in the tournament this Saturday. 11 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:27,748 I'm gonna train extra hard. My dad's never seen me fight before, 12 00:00:28,375 --> 00:00:31,995 Except this one time at the petting zoo. This goose ate one of my flip-flops. 13 00:00:32,083 --> 00:00:35,253 It was on, yo! And it was all "honk". And I was all. 14 00:00:35,333 --> 00:00:37,253 And it was all "honk."and I was all. (screams) 15 00:00:38,166 --> 00:00:40,206 (theme music) 16 00:00:40,291 --> 00:00:43,631 ♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪ 17 00:00:43,709 --> 00:00:47,459 ♪ I'm saying won't you Come kick it with me? ♪ 18 00:00:47,542 --> 00:00:49,832 ♪ And we could have a ball Run up the wall ♪ 19 00:00:49,917 --> 00:00:51,917 ♪ That's just how we do ♪ 20 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,880 ♪ And no matter how much I chop and punch ♪ 21 00:00:53,959 --> 00:00:56,669 ♪ It's not as cool As kickin' it with you ♪ 22 00:00:56,750 --> 00:00:58,750 ♪ Here we go, let's start the party ♪ 23 00:00:58,834 --> 00:01:00,584 ♪ Chop it up like it's karate ♪ 24 00:01:00,667 --> 00:01:01,917 ♪ Everybody ♪ 25 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:05,420 ♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪ 26 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:09,500 ♪ I'm saying won't you Come kick it with me? ♪ 27 00:01:09,583 --> 00:01:11,923 ♪ And we could have a ball Run up the wall ♪ 28 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,920 ♪ That's just how we do ♪ 29 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,040 ♪ And no matter how much I chop and punch ♪ 30 00:01:16,125 --> 00:01:18,915 ♪ It's not as cool As kickin' it with you ♪ 31 00:01:20,041 --> 00:01:22,041 (upbeat music) 32 00:01:22,625 --> 00:01:25,665 - What's up? - Aren't you supposed to be in detention? 33 00:01:25,750 --> 00:01:27,710 Yeah, I blew it off. I'm sparring with Eddie. 34 00:01:28,083 --> 00:01:28,923 Do you know where he is? 35 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,880 He said if he was going to spar with you he needed to go to the library first. 36 00:01:32,166 --> 00:01:34,496 - Why would he do that? - Okay. 37 00:01:36,667 --> 00:01:37,827 Let's do this quick. 38 00:01:38,166 --> 00:01:40,416 That book alarm went crazy when I walked out. 39 00:01:42,083 --> 00:01:44,793 Wow. Jerry, a human sparring dummy. 40 00:01:44,875 --> 00:01:47,745 This will be the first time I've ever seen you hit the books. 41 00:01:49,417 --> 00:01:51,997 (grunting) 42 00:01:52,083 --> 00:01:53,883 (snickers) 43 00:01:53,959 --> 00:01:55,459 You hit like my grandmother. 44 00:01:55,542 --> 00:01:58,002 - (Eddie laughing) - Ho-ho-ho, that's it. 45 00:01:58,417 --> 00:02:01,207 - (grunting) - (screaming) 46 00:02:03,333 --> 00:02:05,213 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Take it easy. 47 00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:07,997 Man, you hit him right in the Grapes of Wrath. 48 00:02:09,333 --> 00:02:10,253 Yeah, I know, man. 49 00:02:10,333 --> 00:02:12,673 I'm gonna be in sick shape for the tournament Saturday. 50 00:02:12,750 --> 00:02:15,540 I'm ready. I'm focused. And nothing can distract me from-- 51 00:02:15,625 --> 00:02:17,075 Yo, what it do, girl? 52 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,250 What's going on here? 53 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:22,245 I'm out. 54 00:02:24,583 --> 00:02:28,633 Oh, Martinez! I've been looking all over for you. 55 00:02:28,709 --> 00:02:30,879 You were supposed to be in detention. 56 00:02:30,959 --> 00:02:33,209 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had to blow it off. 57 00:02:33,291 --> 00:02:35,751 I'm in training, but just put it on my tab. 58 00:02:36,709 --> 00:02:37,789 Let's go, you, come on. 59 00:02:37,875 --> 00:02:39,035 Okay, okay, 60 00:02:39,291 --> 00:02:41,791 I'm sorry, Vice Principal Slugman. It won't happen again. 61 00:02:41,875 --> 00:02:43,415 Really? You mean that? 62 00:02:43,792 --> 00:02:45,252 What do you need to hear, buddy? 63 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:47,883 (grumbles) Come on, you! 64 00:02:48,291 --> 00:02:50,331 (upbeat music) 65 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,670 All: Jerry! 66 00:02:56,500 --> 00:02:57,580 What's up, my peeps? 67 00:02:57,667 --> 00:02:59,497 - (snoring) - Yo, yo, yo. Get her to stop snoring. 68 00:02:59,583 --> 00:03:01,043 Yo, Tony, drop a beat real quick. 69 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:03,830 (upbeat music) 70 00:03:10,125 --> 00:03:11,625 Hey, Rudy, my friend. 71 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,380 How can I make your mouth happy today? 72 00:03:15,458 --> 00:03:16,828 Phil, your stupid goat 73 00:03:16,917 --> 00:03:19,497 has been relieving herself in front of my dojo. 74 00:03:19,583 --> 00:03:23,713 Great. It means she like you. She leave you a gift of her muflafla . 75 00:03:24,542 --> 00:03:26,212 I don't want her muflafla . 76 00:03:26,834 --> 00:03:29,584 You'll get along fine when you look after her this weekend. 77 00:03:29,667 --> 00:03:32,627 What? Forget it. I'm not babysitting your goat. 78 00:03:33,417 --> 00:03:35,457 Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ha! 79 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:40,920 You forget the favor... that I did for you? 80 00:03:43,250 --> 00:03:46,330 Phil, I'll never forget this favor you did for me. 81 00:03:46,625 --> 00:03:48,075 Hey, it's no biggie, Rudy. 82 00:03:48,458 --> 00:03:50,958 Your gall bladder not working, so I give you one of mine. 83 00:03:52,417 --> 00:03:54,497 You know you only have one gallbladder, right? 84 00:03:55,750 --> 00:03:59,170 No, that's not how it works, right? Everything comes in pairs, no? 85 00:04:03,166 --> 00:04:05,206 Hey. Hey, Rudy, 86 00:04:05,625 --> 00:04:07,165 You think I can have my gallbladder back? 87 00:04:07,250 --> 00:04:09,380 Sorry. Kind of attached to it. 88 00:04:11,625 --> 00:04:12,575 Nurse! 89 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,330 Fine. I'll take Tootsie, whatever. 90 00:04:17,041 --> 00:04:20,671 Tootsie, Uncle Rudy's going to have party of slumber for you. Yalla! 91 00:04:20,750 --> 00:04:22,790 You know, you take one vital organ from a guy 92 00:04:22,875 --> 00:04:24,325 and you never hear the end of it. 93 00:04:24,625 --> 00:04:26,825 - Yeah. - (goat bleats) 94 00:04:27,542 --> 00:04:30,132 - (upbeat music) - ♪ Kickin' it with you ♪ 95 00:04:30,250 --> 00:04:34,460 (fighting grunts) 96 00:04:34,542 --> 00:04:37,582 Whoa! Jerry, you are pumped for this tournament. 97 00:04:37,667 --> 00:04:40,747 I wanna make my dad proud. I'm even on this special training diet. 98 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:45,213 - Hold this. - Oh, no. 99 00:04:46,750 --> 00:04:49,210 - Please, tell me you're not-- - Yes, I am. 100 00:04:49,333 --> 00:04:50,753 (munch) 101 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:55,788 (clanking) 102 00:04:55,875 --> 00:04:56,705 What's that noise? 103 00:04:57,500 --> 00:04:58,380 I don't know. 104 00:04:59,166 --> 00:05:01,706 Do you think Rudy's trying to squeeze into his skinny jeans again? 105 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:06,130 - Ugh, I hope not. That's a three-man job. - Oof! 106 00:05:15,875 --> 00:05:17,575 What's going on, fools? 107 00:05:19,333 --> 00:05:20,213 Wow! 108 00:05:21,875 --> 00:05:24,455 Your butt looks like they shrink-wrapped a couple of cantaloupes. 109 00:05:26,166 --> 00:05:27,996 - Thank you. - (clanging) 110 00:05:28,625 --> 00:05:29,785 What's going on with my office? 111 00:05:29,875 --> 00:05:31,415 We don't know. We thought you were in there. 112 00:05:31,875 --> 00:05:33,325 Oh, no, Tootsie! 113 00:05:38,375 --> 00:05:40,495 No! Bad goat. 114 00:05:40,917 --> 00:05:42,247 Bad goat! 115 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:43,745 (telephone ringing) 116 00:05:44,709 --> 00:05:46,079 I think she ate my phone. 117 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,420 - (goat bleats) 118 00:05:50,208 --> 00:05:51,708 - (telephone ringing) - (beeps) 119 00:05:52,917 --> 00:05:55,037 Hello. Hello. 120 00:05:56,041 --> 00:05:58,751 Whoever's calling, you're in a goat. 121 00:05:59,709 --> 00:06:02,539 - (upbeat music) - ♪ Kickin' it with you ♪ 122 00:06:03,208 --> 00:06:04,958 Hey, what's this thing holding your books together? 123 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:08,580 I got banned from using my backpack by my orthopedist. 124 00:06:08,667 --> 00:06:10,667 Orthopedist? What are you, 80? 125 00:06:12,166 --> 00:06:13,786 Man, this thing's crazy. 126 00:06:13,875 --> 00:06:16,075 It's like a big giant rubber band for your books. 127 00:06:18,333 --> 00:06:22,753 Or a big giant slingshot for these pucks. 128 00:06:22,834 --> 00:06:25,924 Yo, five bucks says I can nail Larry right in his blowhole. 129 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,250 - We're gonna go for it! - Yeah. 130 00:06:28,542 --> 00:06:30,382 Not with that angle of trajectory you can't. 131 00:06:31,417 --> 00:06:34,997 It's simple physics. Force equals mass times acceleration. 132 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,040 All right, so... 133 00:06:40,125 --> 00:06:41,625 You just have to stretch it. 134 00:06:41,709 --> 00:06:43,959 Don't stretch it too far until you align it. 135 00:06:48,166 --> 00:06:49,666 - (screams) - (clangs) 136 00:06:49,750 --> 00:06:51,670 (gasps) Holy Christmas nuts! 137 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:53,710 What happened to your head? 138 00:06:53,792 --> 00:06:55,672 I've been de-wigged! 139 00:06:56,959 --> 00:06:59,079 Who is responsible for this? 140 00:07:03,417 --> 00:07:05,457 I... I am. 141 00:07:08,125 --> 00:07:09,165 You? 142 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,670 You're the poster boy for good behavior. 143 00:07:15,959 --> 00:07:18,329 Milton didn't do it. I did. 144 00:07:18,709 --> 00:07:19,669 What are you doing? 145 00:07:19,750 --> 00:07:22,380 Dude, he can't handle heat like this. I got it. 146 00:07:23,375 --> 00:07:27,455 I'll report to detention or as I like to call it, Club Jerry. 147 00:07:27,917 --> 00:07:31,077 You are headed for maximum-security-lockdown detention. 148 00:07:31,166 --> 00:07:34,376 With Captain Coburn. See you on Saturday. 149 00:07:34,458 --> 00:07:36,578 No, no, no. Saturday's actually not gonna work for me. 150 00:07:36,667 --> 00:07:37,747 I've got a karate tournament. 151 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:41,883 You should have thought of that before you hair-jacked Miss Davis. 152 00:07:41,959 --> 00:07:43,919 (upbeat music) 153 00:07:44,250 --> 00:07:47,040 Jerry, your family's gonna see you in this tournament. 154 00:07:47,959 --> 00:07:48,999 I have a plan. 155 00:07:49,333 --> 00:07:51,003 Dude, you heard what Slugman said. 156 00:07:51,083 --> 00:07:52,833 This isn't regular detention. 157 00:07:52,917 --> 00:07:55,247 It's maximum-security-lockdown detention. 158 00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:56,955 No, man, this guy Coburn. 159 00:07:57,041 --> 00:07:58,501 He's never seen you before. 160 00:07:58,583 --> 00:08:02,043 I'll say I'm you, do the time, and you can go to the tournament. 161 00:08:02,625 --> 00:08:03,995 - That might work. - Yeah. 162 00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:06,420 Room 214. 163 00:08:06,875 --> 00:08:08,415 I've heard about this place. 164 00:08:09,291 --> 00:08:11,421 (sniffs, blows) 165 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:14,289 You can smell the stink of delinquency. 166 00:08:15,834 --> 00:08:17,334 That's not delinquency. 167 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:23,130 (knocking on door) 168 00:08:24,208 --> 00:08:26,628 - Martinez. - Yep, that's me. 169 00:08:28,625 --> 00:08:32,535 (clanging) 170 00:08:32,625 --> 00:08:34,995 Ah, the de-wigger. 171 00:08:36,166 --> 00:08:37,876 You have quite a rap sheet. 172 00:08:38,166 --> 00:08:40,956 You stuffed a meat loaf into Tommy Ward's trombone. 173 00:08:41,041 --> 00:08:42,381 (wheezy laughter) 174 00:08:42,458 --> 00:08:46,998 And you spread atomic glue on the toilet seat in the faculty lounge. 175 00:08:47,083 --> 00:08:51,293 Yeah, yeah, yeah! I remember that one. That was my best one. 176 00:08:51,375 --> 00:08:55,325 Mr. Harper walked around with the seat on his butt for three days. 177 00:08:57,291 --> 00:08:59,171 Oh, really, Jerry, really? 178 00:08:59,250 --> 00:09:03,540 - This way, Martinez. - Camarones a la plancha! 179 00:09:03,625 --> 00:09:06,825 (upbeat music) 180 00:09:06,917 --> 00:09:10,207 - (speaking indistinctly) - Uh-huh, yeah. No, I gotta go, ma. 181 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:13,040 No, I gotta go. I'm hanging up my goat now. 182 00:09:13,125 --> 00:09:15,205 - Bye-bye. - (beeps) 183 00:09:25,417 --> 00:09:26,287 Come on. 184 00:09:28,125 --> 00:09:29,875 Come on, lousy machine. 185 00:09:31,667 --> 00:09:34,707 Come on. Daddy needs his nuggets. Come on! 186 00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:41,210 - (screaming) - (clangs) 187 00:09:41,291 --> 00:09:42,921 (whimpers) 188 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:46,670 - (thuds) - (groaning) 189 00:09:47,333 --> 00:09:48,383 Really? 190 00:09:49,333 --> 00:09:51,883 (groaning) This is how I'm gonna go? 191 00:09:52,250 --> 00:09:56,710 I don't believe it. I'm too young to die. I'm too young-- 192 00:09:56,959 --> 00:10:01,499 Holy smokes. Chili Whoppers come with free tattoos? 193 00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:05,420 And I'm never gonna get one! 194 00:10:10,458 --> 00:10:12,038 - (goat bleats) - (Rudy groaning) 195 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:20,380 Tootsie. 196 00:10:21,208 --> 00:10:25,078 You saved my life, you beautiful, beautiful goat. 197 00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:28,383 I gotta call my mom back and tell her all about you. 198 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:30,420 (gagging) 199 00:10:32,834 --> 00:10:34,834 Thanks. I'll just use the phone in my office. 200 00:10:37,166 --> 00:10:40,076 ♪ It's not as cool As kickin' it with you ♪ 201 00:10:40,166 --> 00:10:43,746 Captain Coburn is focused on one thing and one thing only, 202 00:10:44,041 --> 00:10:45,421 Kids breaking out. 203 00:10:45,834 --> 00:10:49,174 What he's not expecting is someone breaking in. 204 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:52,420 Okay, you guys make the switch, one Jerry for another. 205 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:55,540 Whoa! Where are we going to find another Jerry? 206 00:11:01,875 --> 00:11:03,455 Whoo! 207 00:11:05,125 --> 00:11:07,035 Who ordered the swag, yo? 208 00:11:08,583 --> 00:11:11,083 Wow! That's pretty good, 209 00:11:11,333 --> 00:11:12,713 but are you sure he's ready? 210 00:11:12,959 --> 00:11:14,129 Let's find out. 211 00:11:14,792 --> 00:11:17,172 Kim, pretend to be an attractive girl, okay? 212 00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:21,247 Okay, I'll try, but I don't know 213 00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:23,173 if a heinous troll like me could pull it off. 214 00:11:25,834 --> 00:11:28,044 Show her what you got, Jerry. 215 00:11:29,667 --> 00:11:30,957 A little cologne. 216 00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:34,995 (coughing) 217 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:40,250 - (coughs) - Yo, 'sup, girl? 218 00:11:40,750 --> 00:11:41,830 What it do? 219 00:11:41,917 --> 00:11:44,707 Your cologne makes my eyes burn is what it do. 220 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:47,040 All right, listen, mamacita , 221 00:11:47,125 --> 00:11:49,785 you want a nice hot slice of Jerry pie or not? 222 00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:51,828 What are you talking about? 223 00:11:52,458 --> 00:11:54,208 Sorry, let me slow down. 224 00:11:54,458 --> 00:11:56,748 Forgot I was talking to a blonde. 225 00:11:58,709 --> 00:11:59,579 That's it! 226 00:11:59,667 --> 00:12:03,577 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa! - (whimpers, screaming) 227 00:12:03,667 --> 00:12:04,667 Both: He's ready! 228 00:12:06,709 --> 00:12:08,709 (upbeat music) 229 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:11,290 ♪ Kickin' it with you ♪ 230 00:12:12,083 --> 00:12:13,253 Can I go to the bathroom? 231 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:16,543 - No! - But I really have to go. 232 00:12:16,625 --> 00:12:19,285 You weren't thinking about peeing when you pulled the fire alarm, 233 00:12:19,375 --> 00:12:20,455 were you, punk? 234 00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:23,418 Actually, when the sprinklers went off, I kind of-- 235 00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:25,750 - Shut it! - (knocking on door) 236 00:12:27,291 --> 00:12:30,041 - Can I help you? - Kim: I was told to report for detention. 237 00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:36,333 I'm a little late. I had to steal a bus to get down here. 238 00:12:36,417 --> 00:12:38,417 You stole a bus. Who are you? 239 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:40,250 I'm a whole lotta trouble. 240 00:12:40,625 --> 00:12:43,705 Let's see. I don't think I have a "Holotta." 241 00:12:44,208 --> 00:12:46,128 I have a Karen. I have a Carol. 242 00:12:47,041 --> 00:12:48,501 I have a Regindra. 243 00:12:49,375 --> 00:12:50,375 I have a Doll. 244 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:52,540 A Jerry, 245 00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:54,633 A Randy. 246 00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:57,711 I have a Debbie. 247 00:12:58,750 --> 00:12:59,960 And a Timmy. 248 00:13:00,959 --> 00:13:03,249 Sorry, if you're not on the list, you're not getting in. 249 00:13:03,625 --> 00:13:04,705 That's the policy. 250 00:13:05,125 --> 00:13:06,125 Play it your way. 251 00:13:06,583 --> 00:13:10,383 I'll just go down to the pet store and teach the parrots bad words. 252 00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:13,668 Oh, you're trouble, Holotta. 253 00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:16,793 A whole lotta trouble, Holotta. 254 00:13:17,542 --> 00:13:22,172 (upbeat music) 255 00:13:22,333 --> 00:13:25,173 - (Tootsie bleating) - Tootsie, daddy's home. 256 00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:29,000 Hey, Phil, I wasn't expecting you till tomorrow. 257 00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:31,543 Oh, I came back early. I miss my tootsie. Where is she? 258 00:13:31,625 --> 00:13:34,035 She's... she's not here. 259 00:13:34,417 --> 00:13:36,167 What are you talking? She's right there. 260 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:39,127 Phil, we need to talk. 261 00:13:40,792 --> 00:13:42,962 I never thought I would hear myself say these words, 262 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,830 but I have developed some very strong feelings for your goat. 263 00:13:49,333 --> 00:13:50,383 Okay. 264 00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:51,708 She saved my life. 265 00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:54,708 I can't just give her back. I won't. 266 00:13:56,583 --> 00:13:58,633 And you've discussed this? 267 00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:01,423 Is this what she wants? 268 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:05,415 She doesn't know what she wants. She's just a crazy mixed-up kid. 269 00:14:06,792 --> 00:14:07,792 Okay, okay. 270 00:14:08,542 --> 00:14:10,502 Well, then there's only one thing left for us to do. 271 00:14:11,125 --> 00:14:13,705 We leave her alone and let her heart decide. 272 00:14:13,834 --> 00:14:15,884 (sighs) 273 00:14:17,542 --> 00:14:19,082 (gasps) Come here, Tootsie baby. 274 00:14:19,166 --> 00:14:20,246 Tootsie baby, come here. 275 00:14:20,333 --> 00:14:22,003 - Who's your daddy? - Who's your daddy, Tootsie? 276 00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:25,793 - You know you wanna come over here. - I take such good care of you. 277 00:14:25,875 --> 00:14:29,325 - You know I love you. - (indistinct yelling, cries) 278 00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:32,961 (goat bleating) 279 00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:35,575 - Okay. - (goat bleats) 280 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,582 Okay. I... 281 00:14:39,375 --> 00:14:40,875 I guess you've made up your mind. 282 00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:44,540 I Hope you two have a nice life together. 283 00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:50,963 I think he took that really well. 284 00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:55,705 Oh, my God! (sobbing) 285 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,330 Or maybe not. 286 00:14:58,417 --> 00:14:59,787 My heart has come out! 287 00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:03,998 After my commander got shot in the leg, 288 00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:08,583 I put him on my back and let him ride me into battle like a horse. 289 00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:16,170 What's up, Martinez? You look a little different. 290 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:19,580 Hit puberty, yo. Sprouted some new pit hair. 291 00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:20,667 Check it. 292 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,960 - Wait a minute. - Ow! 293 00:15:23,709 --> 00:15:26,669 This isn't real pit hair, and you're not Jerry. 294 00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:28,673 You're that nerd Milton. 295 00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:31,253 Hey, guys, fresh nerd meat. 296 00:15:33,125 --> 00:15:37,325 What? You don't need your boys. We can work this out ourselves. 297 00:15:37,417 --> 00:15:39,787 (indistinct stuttering) Oh! 298 00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:43,921 Okay, fine, I'm a nerd. 299 00:15:44,917 --> 00:15:50,167 The nerd who masterminded the only escape from maximum security lockdown detention. 300 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,000 Whoa! You're right. How'd you do it? 301 00:15:56,083 --> 00:15:58,713 Laundry cart? Bribe somebody? Dig a tunnel? 302 00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:01,634 No, man, we went up. 303 00:16:03,375 --> 00:16:05,455 Spaceship. 304 00:16:05,542 --> 00:16:08,882 (upbeat music) 305 00:16:08,959 --> 00:16:11,249 (somber music) 306 00:16:14,834 --> 00:16:16,674 - (goat bleats) - What's with the get-up? 307 00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:21,705 This is traditional hahmah mourning garb. 308 00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:26,287 We wear it when we are grieving the loss of a goat that we loved. 309 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,380 Okay. 310 00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:33,883 Can I get a number four with some baba ganoush poppers? 311 00:16:36,959 --> 00:16:39,749 (in strained voice) Number four with baba ganoush popper. 312 00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:42,378 And some pickled carrots. 313 00:16:44,959 --> 00:16:46,629 (in strained voice) And some pickled carrot. 314 00:16:50,208 --> 00:16:56,918 For 15 cents extra, you can supersize your drink. 315 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,670 (sobbing) Why, Tootsie? 316 00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:03,455 Phil, I think you should have Tootsie back. 317 00:17:04,041 --> 00:17:04,881 Huh? 318 00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:07,826 It's the right thing to do. She belongs with you. 319 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,580 - Oh! - No, no, uh... 320 00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:12,790 Oh! (scoffs) 321 00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:14,415 Could I just have a moment to say goodbye? 322 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,287 Yes, of course. 323 00:17:19,208 --> 00:17:21,168 You're fired, Phyllis. Tootsie's back. 324 00:17:25,542 --> 00:17:27,382 - (somber music) - We didn't stand a chance, Tootsie. 325 00:17:27,917 --> 00:17:31,537 - (Tootsie bleats) - No, you let me get this out. 326 00:17:33,792 --> 00:17:35,962 Of all the karate joints in all the world, 327 00:17:36,625 --> 00:17:38,075 you pooped in front of mine, 328 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:42,252 but you also pooped on my heart. 329 00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:45,630 I have a picture of us. 330 00:17:48,125 --> 00:17:49,205 I want you to have it. 331 00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:52,500 - Let it be a reminder of-- - (chomps) 332 00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:54,543 Or you could just eat it. Sure, that works. 333 00:17:57,834 --> 00:17:59,584 Tony, you don't have to cut gym. 334 00:17:59,667 --> 00:18:02,497 Just show up with two left shoes and tell coach you have to sit out 335 00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:04,253 'cause you're waiting on a foot transplant. 336 00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:06,963 Next. 337 00:18:07,375 --> 00:18:12,165 Hey, all you kids sitting back here listening to his every word, 338 00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:15,713 I wouldn't put much stock in it. He's sitting here in detention. 339 00:18:15,792 --> 00:18:17,462 How smart can that be? 340 00:18:17,542 --> 00:18:19,172 Smart enough to outsmart you. 341 00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:21,170 In 32 years of business, 342 00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:23,920 no one has ever outsmarted me. 343 00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:25,998 Think about that, punk. 344 00:18:26,709 --> 00:18:29,169 Okay, two thoughts occur... 345 00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:34,165 One, You have what looks like a wad of pepperoni in your mustache. 346 00:18:35,041 --> 00:18:38,001 And two, this punk just outsmarted you. 347 00:18:38,875 --> 00:18:42,745 I'm not Jerry Martinez. I'm Milton Krupnick. 348 00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:45,131 That's right. I busted him out. 349 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:49,128 What? No kid has ever escaped from my detention. 350 00:18:49,208 --> 00:18:51,248 My perfect record was all I had. 351 00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:54,920 That and the love of sweet labradoodle Irene. 352 00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:57,460 Oh, yeah, and the wife. 353 00:18:59,709 --> 00:19:02,999 Listen, Harvey, maybe nobody has to know about this. 354 00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:04,173 What do you mean? 355 00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:07,245 Everyone will keep their yaps shut, right, fellas? 356 00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:08,173 All: Yeah. 357 00:19:08,917 --> 00:19:12,787 If... you make some changes around here. 358 00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:16,543 Changes? What kind of changes? 359 00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:23,253 (upbeat music) 360 00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:24,463 You know, uh, Milton, 361 00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:27,625 I should fix you up with this girl, Holotta. 362 00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:32,417 She's trouble, but I think you'd like her. (giggles) 363 00:19:32,959 --> 00:19:35,079 Randy, don't even think about it. 364 00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:40,790 (upbeat music) 365 00:19:41,041 --> 00:19:44,251 Come on, Eddie! Come on, Eddie! 366 00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:46,503 (fighting grunts) 367 00:19:49,041 --> 00:19:51,581 - Winner! - Who's a mama's boy now? 368 00:19:53,166 --> 00:19:55,246 Look, mommy, I won! 369 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:01,290 (cheering, chanting) Crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! 370 00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:04,205 Where did Jerry go? His whole family's here and he's up next. 371 00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:07,423 - I'll go talk to him. - Crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! 372 00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:11,674 Jerry, what are you doing? Your whole family's waiting. 373 00:20:11,959 --> 00:20:14,379 Rudy, I was so excited about my family coming to watch me. 374 00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:17,325 That... I didn't think how they would feel about me if I lost. 375 00:20:17,709 --> 00:20:20,709 They don't care if you win. They're here because they love you. 376 00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:22,380 Thanks, Rudy. 377 00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:26,330 Hey, I got something for you. Maybe it'll inspire you. 378 00:20:28,875 --> 00:20:30,785 It's a picture of us at your first tournament. 379 00:20:31,166 --> 00:20:33,456 I want you to have it. Let it be a reminder-- 380 00:20:33,542 --> 00:20:35,462 Or you could just eat it. Sure, that works. 381 00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:38,420 Sorry, Rudy, I'm a nervous eater. I'll see ya. 382 00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:42,210 Crowd: Jerry! 383 00:20:42,291 --> 00:20:45,961 Bow! Ready? Fight! 384 00:20:46,041 --> 00:20:48,751 (grunts) Ay, papi! 385 00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:53,206 - Winner! - Crowd: Ooh... 386 00:20:53,291 --> 00:20:58,461 (cheering, chanting) Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! 387 00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:03,963 (cheering, chanting) Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! 388 00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:06,325 ♪ Kickin' it with you ♪ 389 00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:09,130 ♪ Kickin' it with you ♪ 390 00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:12,167 - Tootsie! - (clicks) 391 00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:14,958 ♪ I see it in your face ♪ 392 00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:17,881 ♪ The look in your eyes ♪ 393 00:21:17,959 --> 00:21:20,039 ♪ You just can't look away ♪ 394 00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:22,915 ♪ No matter how I try ♪ 395 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,880 ♪ You turn me inside out when I need you ♪ 396 00:21:25,959 --> 00:21:28,539 ♪ I'll never be the same ♪ 397 00:21:28,625 --> 00:21:31,165 ♪ I'll never be the same ♪ 398 00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:32,750 Oh, no, no... 399 00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,290 (closing theme music) 29972

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