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(upbeat music)
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I got it! Guys, I got it!
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The line at Game Player was a mile long.
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I didn't get any sleep,
but it was worth it.
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I am the proud owner of Kung Fu Cop 77.
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-Nice!
-Yeah!
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I know what you have to go through
when there's a hot new game on the market.
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I had to wait two hours
when French Horn Hero came out.
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There was a line for French Horn Hero?
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No, there was a line of jocks waiting
to see who was gonna buy it.
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-Hey, guys.
-All, Hey, Kim.
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Yo, Eddie, I heard Stacy Weisman
in your gym class really likes you.
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She likes me? I'm gonna ask her out.
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(scoffs)
Do you even know who she is?
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No. But she's a girl, and that's my type.
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Don't ask me how I know,
'cause I'm not revealing my sources.
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Let's just say I know people.
I'm dialed in.
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He accidentally walked into the girls'
bathroom and heard her talking.
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Whatever, Kim. My point is,
I had my ear to the ground.
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You had your ear to the ground
because security tackled you
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for being in the girls' bathroom.
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Whoa, Kim, that necklace is the ugliest,
creepiest thing I've ever seen in my life.
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Can I have it?
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No, you can't have it!
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My Aunt Francie gave me some
of her jewelry from the seventies.
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She's staying with us,
so I have to wear it.
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She calls this necklace the Dragon's Eye,
and says it has magical powers.
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- Oh, that's pretty cool.
- Nice.
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She also says she's engaged
to the Paul Revere statue at the library.
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- (indistinct mumbling)
- (bell rings)
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All right, time for gym class.
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I'm gonna show Stacy Weisman
what I've got.
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Yeah.
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-Oh!
-(giggles)
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My mom says I'm not gonna have
these legs forever,
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so baby, I'm gonna use 'em.
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(theme music)
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♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't you
Come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we could have a ball
Run up the wall ♪
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♪ That's just how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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♪ Here we go, let's start the party ♪
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♪ Chop it up like it's karate ♪
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♪ Everybody ♪
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♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't you
Come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we could have a ball
Run up the wall ♪
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♪ That's just how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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(upbeat music)
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Well, I got to first base
with Stacy Weisman.
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Huh, I told you my sources were right.
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Not exactly. We were playing softball,
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I asked her out,
and she hit me with first base.
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Turns out, she likes Steve Hubbard.
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That's the guy who stole my bike.
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Why do girls always go for bad boys?
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Because sometimes they give them bikes
that used to belong to other people.
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Okay, everyone, I've not shaved
in over a month.
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Behold my full blown man-stache.
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My Aunt Connie has a thicker man-stache.
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Aw, it's cute!
Like a little moldy shoelace.
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Cute? This is the same mustache
that Bobby Wasabi has.
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It really started bushing out
when I tried this.
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Dr. Follicle's Hair Fertilizer
is the beard and mustache grower
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endorsed by lumberjacks, bikers,
and rabbis.
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Wow, those three groups
usually don't agree on anything.
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Uh, Jack? Jack!
(clapping)
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(clangs)
Oh... sorry.
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I was up all night playing Kung Fu Cop 77.
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You go back in time with Bobby
and play a bell-bottomed super freak.
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Last night, I took out eight ninjas
with one disco ball.
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Wait, so now you haven't slept
for two nights in a row?
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Ah, so what? Let's spar, Milton.
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(grunts)
Whoa!
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- (thuds)
- (groans)
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Holy Christmas nuts!
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I don't know what just happened,
but I think I just became a man!
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(gasps) I've gotta call my father.
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Jack, go to my office, lie down,
and take a nap.
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(scoffs)
Rudy, I'm fine. Tell him, Eddie.
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Oh, no, I'm Jerry. The good-looking one.
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Jack, I'm not gonna let you spar.
It'd be dangerous.
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I'm telling you, just go to my office.
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Rudy, you can't tell me what to do.
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I can in this dojo. I'm your sensei,
and I'm telling you to go lie down.
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Fine. But while I'm in there,
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I hope nothing happens
to your secret stash of cashews.
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(gasps)
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How did you know
about my secret stash of--
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Oh, the cashews? Help yourself.
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Whoa, Kung Fu Cop 77!
It's the movie the game is based on.
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Wide awake, Rudy. Not taking a nap,
gonna watch a movie!
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Ah.
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It was the summer of '77.
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A wave of crime swept the city
like a giant broom of... crime.
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The only thing that could save the city
was a kung fu cop
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and his new hard-headed rookie partner...
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Get up, hairbag!
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(grunts)
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- Eddie?
- It's Chief Eddie to you!
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If I wanted to stare
at a long-haired bucket of drool,
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I'd go home and wake up my wife!
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Now come with me.
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(upbeat music)
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My number one kung fu cop
is waiting outside.
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It's time for him to meet
his new hard-headed rookie partner.
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- Why are you always shouting?
- It's the 70's, everything's loud!
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Look at your shirt. See that? Loud!
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There's Wasabi now.
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(gong rings)
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Bobby, this is your new partner.
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- This kid's my new partner?
- Yeah.
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I'm a butt-kicker not a baby sitter.
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I don't need a baby sitter, pops.
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Who you calling pops?
I'm old enough to be your father.
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Oh, I see. That actually makes sense.
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Now come on, punk,
you want a piece of this?
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Yeah, I do!
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Maybe it's time somebody put you
in your place! Whoo!
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- Let's dance.
- Come on.
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(disco music)
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Whoa, whoa! Back off, both of you!
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This is a police dojo, not a disco.
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You two better figure out a way
to work together.
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I'm going to lunch.
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I said lunch!
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You just stay out of my way, rookie.
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You stay out of mine, old man.
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My name is Snowflake Jones,
and I've been robbed.
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Hello, uh, Snowflake.
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You've come to the right place,
I'll help you.
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My name's Jack. Check out my hair.
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Usually I don't trust the fuzz,
but I'm digging your vibe.
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Well, I hope you keep digging.
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'Cause under this vibe
is a layer of groove.
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(disgusted grunt)
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Are you done, love train?
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I'll help this helpless kitten
who... lost her mitten.
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This kitten has claws. Hi-yah!
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So, how can we help you, ma'am?
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I can take care of myself, man.
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I don't need your jive time muscles,
I need your badges.
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Someone broke into my pad
and stole my dragon's eye necklace.
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Well, we dig.
What does your necklace look like, sister?
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Whoa, whoa, hold on, rookie.
Let me show you how it's done.
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What does your necklace look like, sister?
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Gold link chain, round pendant
with a dragon's eye in the middle.
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My aunt gave it to me, and said whoever
wears that necklace holds great power.
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A necklace like that falls into
the wrong hands, it would be a bad scene.
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One, it's owner could use it
to take over the world.
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Two, it may not go good with their outfit.
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- (gasps)
- Both, Okay, we'll take the case!
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No, you won't!
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Come on, Chief! The Snowflake needs us.
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We can't let that dragon's eye get
into the wrong hands.
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I'm not sending you on a wild goose chase.
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Not when a wild goose
just busted out of the zoo
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and I need you to chase it.
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Just stay away
from that dragon's eye case,
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or it'll mean your badges.
(chomps)
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Oh, wow, this is good!
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I'll find the necklace myself.
I thought you two had nunchucks.
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Oh, we got nunchucks, sister.
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(thuds)
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Look, I don't care
if our jobs are on the line.
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This stone cold fox needs our help.
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- We're in.
- Hold on, punk.
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I'm in charge here.
And we're not in unless I say we're in.
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We're in.
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Groovy, baby!
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Ah, if we're gonna fight crime,
we need some theme music.
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For once, you're right.
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(romantic music)
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Let me take a shot at this.
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(upbeat music)
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Now that's a groove I can boogie to.
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(upbeat music)
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This is the "Loose Lips Diner."
It's where all the snitches hang out.
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Yeah, I heard about this place.
They got a really far out secret sauce.
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It's just ketchup and mayonnaise,
with a hint of paprika.
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But you didn't hear it from me.
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- (thuds)
- Oh!
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That's La Boca.
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If somebody took your dragon's eye
necklace, he'll know.
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I'll get this bird to sing.
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Come on, baby! Who's a good birdie?
(whistles)
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Get out of the way! La Boca.
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(gasps)
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(grunts)
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La Boca, I know you know
what I want to know,
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and I want you to know that I know it.
You know?
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No.
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- (groans)
- Okay, La Boca,
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you gonna play along or is my partner here
gonna have to throw the book at you?
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I didn't bring my throwing book.
I thought you were going to bring yours.
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(groans)
Oh, what you doing, mami!
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Listen, sucker. If my dragon's eye
necklace falls into the wrong hands,
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the whole world could be in danger.
Can you dig it?
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Okay, okay. Let me down, muscle momma,
and I'll tell you what I know.
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- Shh!
- Shh!
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Shh!
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00:11:54,208 --> 00:11:58,078
Okay, there's a hot new club downtown
called The School.
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Word on the street is someone has been
flashing your necklace around there.
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- Let's go.
- Wait!
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There's more.
Once I start snitching, I can't stop.
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00:12:07,792 --> 00:12:10,172
You don't have to wait an hour
after you eat to go swimming.
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Oh, and the tooth fairy
is actually just your--
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La-la-la-la-la!
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Get in the car, La Boca!
We need you to take us to The School!
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Okay, okay. But I'm gonna try
and escape at the first stoplight.
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Dang! Why do I love snitching so much?
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(disco music)
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Wow, this schoolhouse rocks!
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Who are all these cats here to see?
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The hero of the French horn,
Milty Moondust.
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He can blow notes that sound like
a walrus passing gas in a steel drum.
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My old lady makes the same sound
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when she bends over
to pick up the newspaper.
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- Today's headline, Clear the Room.
- (cheering)
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Hello, earthlings!
I bring you an interstellar groove.
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(french horn music playing)
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(crowd cheering)
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(french horn music playing)
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Look around, Snowflake.
Do you see your necklace?
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There's a lot of fly neck candy.
But I don't see the Dragon's Eye anywhere.
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Hello?
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Trying to rock the house here.
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I don't come to your house and interrupt
you during your groovy French horn solos.
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Can it, space boy.
This is an important police investigation.
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We're looking
for the Dragon's Eye necklace.
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Oh, well in that case... the show's over.
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00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,250
Rock and roll!
237
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,210
Stupid, sexy shoes!
238
00:14:03,792 --> 00:14:04,832
Let's get him!
239
00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:08,707
(disco music)
240
00:14:12,375 --> 00:14:15,285
- Aah!
- (clangs)
241
00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:17,325
Okay, Milty, spill it!
What are you hiding?
242
00:14:17,417 --> 00:14:20,577
I can't hide anything. I'm in Spandex.
243
00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:24,455
- He won't talk.
- Won't he?
244
00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:28,580
Sure would be horrible
if something bad happened to your horn!
245
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:30,997
- (shrieking yell)
- Fine, I'll talk.
246
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,130
I saw a dude with your necklace.
247
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:38,208
He asked me to play a private gig later
at his lava lamp factory.
248
00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:41,037
- If you know what's good for you--
- Oh, I do.
249
00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:44,245
Vitamin C, eight hours of sleep,
and leafy vegetables.
250
00:14:45,625 --> 00:14:46,995
Let me finish.
251
00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:50,173
If you know what's good for you,
you'll take us there.
252
00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:53,960
Oh, that? Yeah, sure. To my spaceship!
253
00:14:56,125 --> 00:14:58,455
And by "spaceship",
I mean my sister's bike.
254
00:15:02,834 --> 00:15:06,174
I gotta ask. Was your partner
really wasted by a French horn?
255
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:08,040
It was actually a violin.
256
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,165
But the French horn
was pulling the strings.
257
00:15:14,417 --> 00:15:16,497
(suspenseful music)
258
00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:22,793
Well, well, well.
259
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:26,832
- Look what the cat dragged in.
- (hisses)
260
00:15:26,917 --> 00:15:28,077
Chief Eddie?
261
00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:32,076
I told you two not to take this case.
But you didn't listen, did you?
262
00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:34,996
Chief? You're the evil mastermind?
263
00:15:35,083 --> 00:15:38,333
Chief's permanently off duty.
I got your necklace.
264
00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:42,670
You know why? 'Cause I'm a bad boy.
265
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:45,830
Oh, you're bad all right.
266
00:15:45,917 --> 00:15:49,827
And I don't mean bad meaning good
like the kids have recently begun to say!
267
00:15:51,375 --> 00:15:54,825
This necklace gave me the power
to get everything I ever wanted,
268
00:15:55,375 --> 00:16:00,285
money, women, cars, and my falcon, Toto.
269
00:16:00,792 --> 00:16:02,882
Give it up, Eddie. It's a stuffed pigeon!
270
00:16:02,959 --> 00:16:04,039
- (gasps)
- Ha?
271
00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:10,667
You've got something
that belongs to this foxy mama.
272
00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:13,460
You just made my mood ring turn red!
273
00:16:15,917 --> 00:16:19,127
Do you mind?
Battling an evil mastermind here!
274
00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:22,915
We want the Dragon's Eye
and we want it now!
275
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,000
You mean this?
276
00:16:25,834 --> 00:16:27,924
- I don't think so!
- (claps)
277
00:16:29,166 --> 00:16:31,286
Turquoise, Cocoa,
278
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:34,380
you're about to see Big Daddy
take care of some business.
279
00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:43,915
- Wasabi!
- (yelling and grunting)
280
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,040
- (yells)
- (playing french horn music)
281
00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:49,875
Would you stop playing?
They can't fight to that.
282
00:16:54,792 --> 00:16:56,882
(upbeat music)
283
00:17:03,792 --> 00:17:04,752
Bobby!
284
00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:13,375
(shrieking yell)
285
00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:15,960
(clanking)
286
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,380
(yells)
287
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,210
- (yells)
- Whoa!
288
00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:42,630
- Hi-yah!
- (crashes)
289
00:17:42,709 --> 00:17:45,379
Snowflake,
you ever think of joining the force?
290
00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:46,708
It's not my bag, man.
291
00:17:46,792 --> 00:17:49,422
This is one chick that can't be caged.
(giggles)
292
00:17:51,959 --> 00:17:53,499
Not bad for a rookie.
293
00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:55,625
Pretty good for an old man.
294
00:18:01,291 --> 00:18:05,171
When you two are done playing patty-cake,
Eddie's getting away with my necklace!
295
00:18:10,542 --> 00:18:11,462
(grunting yell)
296
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:14,130
Give it up, Eddie! Hand over the necklace.
297
00:18:14,208 --> 00:18:17,328
If I can't have the Dragon's Eye,
no one can!
298
00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:21,745
Is it just me,
or is that thing falling really slow?
299
00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:26,580
(suspenseful music)
300
00:18:35,792 --> 00:18:39,042
Jack, it's too dangerous.
That pipe won't hold your weight.
301
00:18:40,792 --> 00:18:42,132
I know what I'm doing.
302
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:45,038
Jack, I'm in charge,
and I order you off that pipe!
303
00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:50,125
No one tells me what to do!
304
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,130
- (clanks)
- Jack!
305
00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:03,000
Whoa!
306
00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:06,133
Oh, man. He's falling slow, too!
307
00:19:06,959 --> 00:19:12,879
I should have listened!
308
00:19:12,959 --> 00:19:14,499
I, I should have listened!
309
00:19:14,583 --> 00:19:16,883
- I should have listened!
- Jack, Jack! Wake up.
310
00:19:17,458 --> 00:19:21,958
(gasps)
I just had the craziest dream.
311
00:19:22,834 --> 00:19:26,794
You were there, and you were there,
and you were there.
312
00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:30,292
We all had really bad hair.
313
00:19:32,291 --> 00:19:35,921
Except for you, Kim.
Your hair looked kind of pretty.
314
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:39,712
Uh, thanks. I guess.
315
00:19:42,625 --> 00:19:45,665
Whoa, that's weird.
My mood ring just turned red.
316
00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:49,535
- What?
- My aunt gave it to me with the necklace.
317
00:19:49,625 --> 00:19:53,205
- Where is your necklace?
- I lost it. She's gonna freak out.
318
00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:56,330
Jack, you feeling any better
now that you got some sleep?
319
00:19:56,875 --> 00:19:58,375
Yeah, you were right.
320
00:19:58,667 --> 00:20:01,247
I didn't mean to disrespect you.
I was just tired.
321
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,463
It's cool.
I'm just glad you got a little rest.
322
00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:07,285
Kim, I found your necklace
over at Falafel Phil's.
323
00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:09,495
- Oh, thanks!
- And the weirdest thing,
324
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:12,673
I just bumped into Stacy Weisman,
and she asked me out.
325
00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:15,250
Maybe Kim's necklace
does have magical powers.
326
00:20:16,709 --> 00:20:19,249
Come on, guys, it's just a necklace.
327
00:20:19,375 --> 00:20:21,745
It can't have magical powers, right?
328
00:20:21,834 --> 00:20:23,504
(whirring)
329
00:20:24,709 --> 00:20:28,329
I'm gonna go home. I think I may need
some more sleep. See you, guys!
330
00:20:29,834 --> 00:20:31,044
Yeah, I'm out of here, too, guys.
331
00:20:31,458 --> 00:20:34,998
I'm gonna return Dr. Follicle's
rip-off Hair Grower.
332
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:36,710
It's not working, huh?
333
00:20:36,792 --> 00:20:39,332
Oh, it's working. Everywhere but my face.
334
00:20:39,917 --> 00:20:42,707
All: Oh! Ew!
335
00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:48,253
(groovy music)
336
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,378
(closing theme music)
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