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(upbeat music)
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Man, I can't handle health class anymore.
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Yeah, I took that class.
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When they showed the video
of the whale having a baby,
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I almost gave birth to my lunch.
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Well, Grace asked me to be
her health class partner.
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We had to take care of an egg
and pretend that it was our baby.
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How'd that work out for you?
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Yo, I couldn't take the pressure.
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This morning I snapped, fried
up our baby and ate it.
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Big news, everyone. Big news!
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Thanks to a winning essay by Kim Crawford,
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our school has won a concert
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from international mega popstar,
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Ricky Weaver!
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Mr. Squires: Carry on.
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I can't believe I won!
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Well, wait. Kim,
you're into Ricky Weaver?
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Uh, no.
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- I'm not even sure who Ricky Weaver is.
- Oh.
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Really, Kim?
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'Cause your locker's a huge fan.
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♪ Stay by my side ♪
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- (laughing)
- Eddie: Dude.
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Thanks a lot, Grace.
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Fine.
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I love him.
I downloaded all of his music.
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And now I'm gonna meet him.
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(squeals)
Ricky!
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I'm beginning to think
she knows who Ricky is.
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Mm-hm.
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Jerry,
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we have health class next period.
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Where's our baby?
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(burps)
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(theme music)
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♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't you
Come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we can have a ball run up the wall ♪
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♪ This is how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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♪ Here we go, let's start the party ♪
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♪ Chop it up like it's karate ♪
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♪ Everybody ♪
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♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't you
Come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we can have a ball run up the wall ♪
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♪ This is how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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(upbeat music)
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- (whooshing)
- (yelling)
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Okay, good.
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Solid contact, great form. Just try
to bring your foot down a little lower.
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(whooshing)
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- (thuds)
- Oh.
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(high-pitched voice)
Okay, a little too low.
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Hi.
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Oh, yeah.
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I mean, who knows, Grace?
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He could part his hair
on the left or the right.
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That's just what makes Ricky, Ricky.
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I can't believe because of you,
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that over-gelled pretty boy
is coming to our school.
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I think he's got a doll's head.
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Jack, it's so predictable that a guy
like you would be jealous of Ricky
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What? I'm not... I'm not jealous!
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Mm-hm.
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I just don't get what the big deal is.
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Yeah.
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I don't get it either.
What do girls see in him?
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I have everything he does.
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Really? You have talent, good looks
and a private jet?
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Well, I have talent, good looks,
and my sister's three-speed bike.
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Whoa!
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You guys sound like a bunch of haters.
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You know, back in the day,
I was the lead singer in a boy band.
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All: Mm-hm.
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What? Straight up, yo.
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I was in a tight little outfit
called, "Just Us Guyz."
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With a "Z."
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That's what made it cool.
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Check it.
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(grunts)
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(signs off-pitch)
♪ Hush, girl, don't tell no one else ♪
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♪ It's called a secret,
So keep it to yourself ♪
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♪ Secret, mm-mm ♪
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♪ Shh ♪
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Wow,
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just...
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wow!
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(mouths)
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I know what your secret was.
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- You were awesome!
- Yeah, man, that was great!
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Well, there's more where that came from.
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Uh, unfortunately, It's on a cassette
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that's been stuck in my car's tape deck
for five years, but...
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you guys wanna hear it?
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- Come on, let's go.
- Yeah.
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- Rudy: All right.
- Uh, you guys go ahead. I'm good.
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Milton: Rudy, what's a cassette?
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I'm looking for Kim Crawford.
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I know you. Uh...
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You're the guy. Uh, what is it?
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(squeals)
Ricky Weaver!
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What's up, Kim?
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Guys, it's cool. Wait in the limo.
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I thought I'd stop by and say
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"Hey!" before the show.
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Ricky, you're... you're...
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You're here. You're standing in our dojo!
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Uh uh, Ricky, this is, uh...
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(snapping)
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Uh...
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- Jack?
- Jack, that's it.
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Ah, what's up?
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Kim, I really loved the essay you wrote.
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If it's cool with you, I'd like to bring
you up onstage tonight to dance with me.
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I'm gonna... I'm gonna be dancing
with you in front of the whole school?
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(heavy breathing)
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This is gonna make Grace's head explode!
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(giggling, snorting)
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Wow!
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(snorts)
Smooth.
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Jack!
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Kim, just make sure
you wear something cute.
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Cute? Of... of course,
I'll wear something cute.
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(nervous chuckle)
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I mean, I'm not gonna go up there
not wearing something cute.
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I just gotta find something cute.
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I'm gonna go to the cute store.
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Am I saying out loud?
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Uh, I gotta go.
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Bye, Kim.
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(snorts)
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Seriously, I will hurt you.
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(laughs)
I knew it was you!
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This day, today is a crazy day.
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Can you believe it, Jack?
Ricky Weaver is right here in our mall!
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This is falafel Phil.
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He owns the restaurant across the way.
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Ricky, Ricky, Ricky.
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You must come to my store
and take a picture with me
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next to my shawarma meat.
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I'd love to take a picture,
but really gotta get going.
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- Maybe I can come back.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
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Hey, what happened here, huh?
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We were just having moments of good time,
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and now the walls come down
and I'm just a crazy meat-man
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with a goat friend in the kitchen?
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You've got a goat in your kitchen?
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Uh, what? Did I say goat?
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No, no, no, I meant microwave.
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Is okay. You go.
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When you come back,
I'm going to name a kebab after you.
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"Ricky on a sticky."
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Oh, this is great one.
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It is going to sell. Even more
than falafel on a waffle. Oh!
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Okay. So, uh...
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you met Phil.
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Oh man, the paparazzi showed up.
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How do these guys find me?
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Dude, you've got a purple
hummer with spinning rims,
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and a license plate
that says "Weavermobile."
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I'm gonna make a run for the parking lot.
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Later.
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- Paparazzi 1: There here is.
- Paparazzi 2: Ricky Ricky.
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Hope you don't mess up
your pretty doll hair.
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(media clamoring)
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Okay, guys, that's enough. Come on!
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Ricky, we'll tell you when it's enough.
Just come over here
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- right there, right there.
- Over here, over here.
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Hey, hey, come on, guys. Take it easy.
You heard the man. He wants to leave.
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Won't you mind your own business, punk?
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(thuds)
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- We got a good shot.
- Shoving?
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You see, I'm not a fan of the shoving.
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- (yelling)
- (grunting)
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(shutter clicks)
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(upbeat music)
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(upbeat music continues)
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Wow, you just took out six guys.
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Seven, actually.
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But who's counting, right?
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You like cheeseburgers?
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Yeah, sure. Who doesn't like
cheeseburgers?
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I can't believe we went to San Francisco
for a cheeseburger!
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What's the fun in having a private jet
if you don't use it?
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Ah. Thanks, beautiful.
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How about some music? Do you like Jay-Z?
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Sure. Who doesn't like Jay-Z?
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Yo, Jay-Z, when you get out of the hot
tub, come up here and jam with us.
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(scoffs)
Yeah, right.
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Hey, Beyonce, why don't you bring
us up some peanuts?
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(chuckles)
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Beyonce: Forget that.
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I just got in the hot tub.
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My bad, B.
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(upbeat music)
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♪ Kickin' it with you! ♪
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Kim, you gotta take this seriously, okay?
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Dancing in public is a big deal.
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- You mess up, you're gonna look stupid.
- Milton: He's right.
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Sometimes when you throw
your hands in the air,
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and wave 'em like you just don't care,
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your pants fall down.
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Fine. Let's practice.
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Cool. I'll be Kim. You'll be Ricky.
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How about I be Kim since I already am Kim?
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Hmm...
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My way's better, but that works too.
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Okay.
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Help her out, guys.
You're in the crowd, so...
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So, everybody give me some of that
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"I love Ricky" energy.
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- Okay?
- Mm-hmm.
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- (pop music playing)
- Ricky!
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(whimpering, panting)
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(mouthing)
♪ When the day turns cold ♪
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♪ And the skies are gray
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♪ I'll always be there ♪
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♪ I'll always be there ♪
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♪ When you walk alone ♪
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♪ On a rainy day ♪
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Jerry: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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- What'd you call that?
- Uh, dancing.
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Uh, uh, uh.
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That was not dancing.
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That was a crime against dancing.
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For your information, when I dance,
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people stop and stare.
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Oh, really?
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Do they look like this?
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(all gasp)
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(chuckles)
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- You know,
- (door closes)
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we're better that that tool Ricky Weaver.
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I mean, we've got the moves and I...
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I've certainly got the looks.
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You know, we could start a group and be
the ones with the money and the girls.
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Yeah, all we need is a lead singer.
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Hey guys, check it out.
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I found the dope gear I used to
rock when I was in Just Us Guyz.
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Jerry: Rudy, we wanna form a boy band.
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How about you join us?
You've been where we want to go.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Just Us Guyz was the
most popular act ever...
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among my family members.
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Oh, when that band broke up,
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it broke my heart.
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I don't know if I've ever
really gotten over it.
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It will take a lot for me
to come out of retirement.
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You can be the lead singer.
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I am in!
256
00:10:34,542 --> 00:10:35,672
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
257
00:10:36,250 --> 00:10:38,250
(upbeat music)
258
00:10:41,917 --> 00:10:42,877
Oh! Uh,
259
00:10:43,375 --> 00:10:44,745
Mr. Weaver,
260
00:10:44,834 --> 00:10:47,544
I was getting a little worried.
You know... show starts in an hour.
261
00:10:47,625 --> 00:10:50,455
I had Ernie the janitor
standing by to take your place.
262
00:10:51,667 --> 00:10:54,327
He's never really given
up on his rock dream.
263
00:10:54,834 --> 00:10:56,834
(rock music playing)
264
00:10:59,709 --> 00:11:00,879
Ernie!
265
00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:02,500
Not gonna happen.
266
00:11:05,458 --> 00:11:07,708
Hey, have a great show, Ricky.
And thanks for the cheeseburger.
267
00:11:08,375 --> 00:11:10,745
Oh, and thank Jay-Z
for signing my barf bag.
268
00:11:11,166 --> 00:11:12,376
Yo, hang on, Jack.
269
00:11:12,458 --> 00:11:14,128
Can I ask you something about Kim?
270
00:11:14,542 --> 00:11:15,462
If it's about the whole...
271
00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,672
(snorts)
...thing, it's new to me too.
272
00:11:17,750 --> 00:11:20,330
She's just so psyched that
she won the essay contest.
273
00:11:20,417 --> 00:11:22,327
Ah, it's not really a contest.
274
00:11:22,417 --> 00:11:25,207
My record company makes me do
these dumb school concerts,
275
00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:27,960
so, I just go through the pictures,
276
00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:29,830
and pick out the hottest girl.
277
00:11:29,917 --> 00:11:31,167
You know what I'm saying?
278
00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:32,460
(chuckles)
279
00:11:35,458 --> 00:11:36,328
Wait,
280
00:11:36,625 --> 00:11:37,915
so, that's why Kim won?
281
00:11:38,583 --> 00:11:40,423
Because she's the hottest girl?
282
00:11:40,875 --> 00:11:42,205
Yeah. Why?
283
00:11:42,291 --> 00:11:44,631
You guys don't have a thing, do you?
284
00:11:45,542 --> 00:11:46,382
No.
285
00:11:46,458 --> 00:11:49,168
Cool. Because after I dance with her,
286
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:52,540
I'm gonna bring her backstage,
make my move on her,
287
00:11:53,417 --> 00:11:54,417
then dump her.
288
00:11:56,417 --> 00:11:59,667
Ricky, the hair team's chopper just landed
on the football field.
289
00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:02,420
Probably for the best, we're
losing by 30 points anyway.
290
00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:07,250
Ricky is a sleazebag.
291
00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:09,375
I've gotta tell Kim.
292
00:12:09,792 --> 00:12:11,792
(rock music playing)
293
00:12:13,583 --> 00:12:16,383
Let it go, Ernie.
It's not gonna happen, okay?
294
00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:19,750
♪ Kickin' it with you! ♪
295
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,671
Ladies and gentlemen,
296
00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:25,880
give it up for the Black Belt Boys
singing their brand-new hit,
297
00:12:26,417 --> 00:12:28,497
"Love Ninja."
298
00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:32,749
(upbeat music playing)
299
00:12:32,834 --> 00:12:36,464
♪ You snuck into my heart
Just like a ninja ♪
300
00:12:39,417 --> 00:12:43,457
♪ I'ma buy you Sushi with some "ginja" ♪
301
00:12:46,583 --> 00:12:51,503
♪ One day I'll put a ring
Around your "finja" ♪
302
00:12:52,208 --> 00:12:55,538
All: ♪ You're my love ninja, my samurai ♪
303
00:12:55,625 --> 00:12:59,125
♪ You're my love ninja, my samurai ♪
304
00:12:59,208 --> 00:13:02,498
♪ You're my love ninja, my samurai ♪
305
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:05,540
♪ If I can't have you, girl ♪
306
00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:09,375
♪ I will die. ♪.
307
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,541
Nice!
308
00:13:13,875 --> 00:13:17,415
We are tight, all right, and out of sight!
309
00:13:19,375 --> 00:13:21,325
It's just a thing we used to say
back in the day.
310
00:13:21,417 --> 00:13:24,077
By "the day" do you mean the 1800s?
311
00:13:26,125 --> 00:13:27,575
I think we sound pretty good.
312
00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:30,665
Good? Dude, we're total swag!
313
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:35,040
You can't keep making up words
and hoping they catch on.
314
00:13:36,417 --> 00:13:38,537
Yo, why gotta come at me
with all that flidge?
315
00:13:41,458 --> 00:13:43,078
Now, we just need a place to play.
316
00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:44,627
No, have it.
317
00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:47,495
Ricky Weaver's gonna launch our careers.
318
00:13:47,583 --> 00:13:49,633
We're gonna open for him
tonight at the school.
319
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:54,170
Clearly, we're the greatest musical act
In the history of the world.
320
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,495
But how are we gonna get on that stage?
321
00:13:56,834 --> 00:13:58,424
Security's gonna be all over the place.
322
00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:00,580
No. Security won't be a problem.
323
00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:03,826
You guys are not just musical artists...
324
00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:06,003
You are martial artists.
325
00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:07,583
Now, what's the name of our song?
326
00:14:08,125 --> 00:14:10,165
- All: "Love Ninja?"
- I can't hear you.
327
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,330
All: "Love Ninja!"
328
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:13,577
And that's exactly how we're gonna
take the stage.
329
00:14:13,667 --> 00:14:14,747
Ninja style!
330
00:14:14,834 --> 00:14:15,714
- Yeah!
- Whoo!
331
00:14:15,792 --> 00:14:16,792
- (thuds)
- Ow!
332
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,165
♪ Kickin' it with you! ♪
333
00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:23,383
Oh. Kim, there you are!
334
00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:26,293
Wow!
335
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,380
I've never seen you in a dress before!
336
00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:30,376
Are you wearing lip gloss?
337
00:14:30,458 --> 00:14:31,328
No!
338
00:14:31,959 --> 00:14:33,329
Why? Does it look okay?
339
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,791
There's something you should
know about Ricky.
340
00:14:37,166 --> 00:14:38,706
The contest you won was a fake.
341
00:14:39,375 --> 00:14:41,415
He just looked at your picture
and thought you were cute.
342
00:14:42,125 --> 00:14:44,125
Ricky is not that shallow, Jack.
343
00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:47,583
He seriously thought I was cute?
344
00:14:48,041 --> 00:14:50,331
After the concert he's gonna
take you backstage,
345
00:14:50,417 --> 00:14:52,667
make a move on you and then dump you.
346
00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:54,330
He does it in every city.
347
00:14:54,834 --> 00:14:56,504
I know what this is about, Jack.
348
00:14:56,917 --> 00:14:59,377
You don't like Ricky, so you're
making up lies about him
349
00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:01,418
to make him sound like
some kind of monster.
350
00:15:01,917 --> 00:15:03,457
He is a monster!
351
00:15:03,542 --> 00:15:05,922
A private-jet-flying,
San Francisco burger-buying,
352
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,790
and hot-tubing, doll-haired monster!
353
00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:10,713
Okay, that's just a big bowl
of word salad!
354
00:15:12,208 --> 00:15:14,038
♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
355
00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:16,665
♪ it's not as cool
As kickin' it with you! ♪
356
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:17,879
Oh...
357
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,710
You guys are gonna make
the greatest entrance ever!
358
00:15:21,041 --> 00:15:22,291
Here's the plan...
359
00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:24,955
when you hear me say,
"Give it up for the Black Belt Boys,"
360
00:15:25,041 --> 00:15:28,251
you jump on the ziplines, fly through
the air and land on the stage.
361
00:15:28,375 --> 00:15:31,535
Rudy, I have to hold my mother's
hand when I cross the street,
362
00:15:31,625 --> 00:15:34,495
so, flying through the air is the kind of
thing she wanna know about.
363
00:15:35,166 --> 00:15:36,996
Guys, it's a zipline.
364
00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:39,253
How hard can it be?
You just get on it, you know...
365
00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:40,543
zip!
366
00:15:41,291 --> 00:15:42,581
Why aren't you zipping with us?
367
00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:45,497
We're 60 feet up in the air!
Are you crazy?!
368
00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:53,213
Now, let's give it up
for our beloved school mascot.
369
00:15:53,291 --> 00:15:55,631
Whaley the whale!
370
00:15:55,709 --> 00:15:57,749
(audience cheering)
371
00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:03,788
Yo, yo, yo! What's up, Seaford?
Are you ready to party?
372
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,495
(audience cheering)
373
00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:07,253
Security!
374
00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:09,375
All right, before we bring our Ricky,
375
00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:11,538
put your hands together for
the newest music sensation...
376
00:16:12,125 --> 00:16:13,745
Singing "Love Ninja,"
377
00:16:13,834 --> 00:16:16,504
Give it up for the Black Belt Boys!
378
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:18,249
(audience cheering)
379
00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:20,667
("Love Ninja" playing)
380
00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:24,080
♪ You snuck into my heart
Just like a ninja ♪
381
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,253
(all yelling)
382
00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:29,583
Let go!
383
00:16:30,625 --> 00:16:31,665
Whoa!
384
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:33,580
- (thuds)
- (rumbles)
385
00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:40,710
Black Belt Boys, out!
386
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,173
- (yelling)
- (clamoring)
387
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:49,420
Uh, okay, I don't know what that was.
388
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:53,170
But now, for the person
you're really here to see...
389
00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:56,130
Ricky Weaver!
390
00:16:56,208 --> 00:16:58,668
(audience cheering)
391
00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:04,080
♪ When the day turns cold ♪
392
00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:08,331
♪ And the skies are gray ♪
393
00:17:09,208 --> 00:17:11,458
♪ I'll always be there ♪
394
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:15,040
- Excuse me.
- ♪ I'll always be there ♪
395
00:17:15,125 --> 00:17:17,495
Jack, you're unbelievable!
What are you doing here?
396
00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:19,205
I'm not letting you up there.
397
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:20,960
Jack, I'm dancing with Ricky.
398
00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:23,879
♪ Stay by my side ♪
399
00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:25,830
What are you doing? Let go of me.
400
00:17:26,375 --> 00:17:28,035
I love you so much, I promise.
401
00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:30,460
Jack, let go of me!
402
00:17:30,542 --> 00:17:31,882
Hey, just one second.
403
00:17:31,959 --> 00:17:32,829
Let go!
404
00:17:32,917 --> 00:17:33,787
- (thuds)
- Ow!
405
00:17:34,166 --> 00:17:36,246
♪ Baby, baby ♪
406
00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:39,213
Kim, he's a sleazebag!
407
00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:41,750
(upbeat music)
408
00:17:44,583 --> 00:17:46,253
Hey, great plan, Rudy!
409
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,543
We blew our big shot.
410
00:17:47,917 --> 00:17:50,827
I mean, I'm still gonna get girls, but did
you ever think about Milton and Eddie?
411
00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:54,503
You know what, guys? This isn't my fault.
412
00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:58,083
Professionals would have bounced off
that wall and started singing.
413
00:17:58,166 --> 00:17:59,456
The problem is you boys are soft.
414
00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:02,035
That's it! I'm going solo.
415
00:18:02,125 --> 00:18:03,995
- I'm going solo with you!
- Yeah!
416
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,380
Fine by me. I'm done with you guys.
417
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:07,540
All: Good.
418
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:15,080
You know, it was kind of cool
to be back onstage again.
419
00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:17,708
I miss what we had.
420
00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:20,248
I don't even remember why we broke up.
421
00:18:20,375 --> 00:18:22,875
Me neither. So many good memories.
422
00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:26,075
I love you guys.
We've gotta get the band back together.
423
00:18:26,166 --> 00:18:28,246
- He's right.
- We were meant to perform.
424
00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:29,463
We are a boy band!
425
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:30,832
All: Yeah!
426
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:32,790
Did you say boy band?
427
00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:34,125
I was boy band.
428
00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:35,538
The Hach-Mach Boys!
429
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:37,245
Who could forget our hit single,
430
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:38,793
"Baby's Got da Noush"?
431
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,290
♪ Yalla habibi,
Baby's got da noush ♪
432
00:18:42,375 --> 00:18:45,705
♪ You got the noush, baby,
I got da noush ♪
433
00:18:47,041 --> 00:18:47,921
Kim!
434
00:18:48,917 --> 00:18:49,827
Kim!
435
00:18:49,917 --> 00:18:50,997
(panting)
436
00:18:51,417 --> 00:18:53,167
Kim: Have a nice flight, Ricky.
437
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:54,790
- Oh!
- (crashes)
438
00:18:58,333 --> 00:19:00,333
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, Jack, I'm fine.
439
00:19:00,834 --> 00:19:02,384
And looks like you were right.
440
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:03,749
Congratulations.
441
00:19:03,834 --> 00:19:05,174
Ah, bye-bye, Ricky.
442
00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:08,375
Wow.
443
00:19:08,542 --> 00:19:10,382
She throws pretty good for a girl.
444
00:19:11,041 --> 00:19:13,251
Looks like you messed around
with the wrong person.
445
00:19:13,875 --> 00:19:14,955
I don't understand.
446
00:19:15,041 --> 00:19:17,711
She's the first girl in 20 schools
who wouldn't let me kiss her.
447
00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:21,456
Kim's not like the others.
448
00:19:22,083 --> 00:19:24,923
On the outside she's
like a cute little lamb,
449
00:19:25,041 --> 00:19:28,211
but on the inside she's like
a vicious killer lamb.
450
00:19:29,291 --> 00:19:31,171
Yeah well, I'll be in Kansas tomorrow.
451
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:33,210
You should see the chick
that won that contest.
452
00:19:33,542 --> 00:19:34,832
It's good to be famous.
453
00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:38,040
Not always.
454
00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:39,325
What do you mean?
455
00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:40,920
Hold on a second.
456
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,210
Hey guys, he's in here.
457
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:45,877
(paparazzi clamoring)
458
00:19:45,959 --> 00:19:47,249
- (grunts)
- (thuds)
459
00:19:47,542 --> 00:19:49,422
- Ricky: No, no, no!
- (shutters clicking)
460
00:19:50,041 --> 00:19:51,831
(groans)
No, stop it!
461
00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:53,883
- Ah, bye-bye, Ricky.
- Ricky: Please stop.
462
00:19:54,959 --> 00:19:56,879
Please, stop! Please, no!
463
00:19:57,166 --> 00:19:58,076
(groans)
464
00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:03,750
(upbeat music)
465
00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:10,212
Hey. I saw the light on.
466
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:11,750
What are you doing here?
467
00:20:11,834 --> 00:20:13,504
- Just a little late-night workout.
- Jack: Hmm.
468
00:20:14,417 --> 00:20:16,247
Hey uh... Jack, just so we're clear,
469
00:20:16,709 --> 00:20:18,249
You know I can take care of myself, right?
470
00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:19,707
Yeah, I know.
471
00:20:19,792 --> 00:20:21,582
You just won the gold medal
on the Ricky toss.
472
00:20:23,375 --> 00:20:24,495
Thanks for having my back, Jack.
473
00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:26,333
No problem.
474
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,250
You know...
475
00:20:30,709 --> 00:20:33,499
I had some really expensive cheeseburgers
for lunch today.
476
00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:36,833
But you know what? I think the ones
at Circus Burger are actually better.
477
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:38,460
You wanna grab one?
478
00:20:38,709 --> 00:20:39,709
Sure.
479
00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:43,383
Jerry: Milton? Milton,
what's wrong with you, man?
480
00:20:43,458 --> 00:20:45,708
I don't know how you do that.
Are you dumb?
481
00:20:45,834 --> 00:20:47,634
(overlapping dialogue)
482
00:20:47,709 --> 00:20:50,039
Yo, no! I'm telling you, Phil,
483
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:51,785
you cannot be in the group anymore.
484
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,375
What? Why?
485
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:55,710
Because you are a stage hog!
486
00:20:55,792 --> 00:20:56,582
What?
487
00:20:56,667 --> 00:20:58,827
(gasping, coughing)
488
00:20:58,917 --> 00:21:00,167
Goat hairball. Sorry.
489
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,250
How dare you?
490
00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:04,787
I don't even want to be in your group
anymore, Rudy.
491
00:21:04,875 --> 00:21:06,035
I'm going to form my own.
492
00:21:06,417 --> 00:21:07,877
Eddie, do you want to be in my group?
493
00:21:07,959 --> 00:21:08,829
No.
494
00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:09,917
- Milton?
- No.
495
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,290
- Jerry?
- No!
496
00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:14,165
Good news, Rudy. I'm back in the group.
497
00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:15,960
One, two, three!
498
00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:19,131
♪ Yalla habibi, baby got da noush ♪
499
00:21:19,208 --> 00:21:21,668
♪ Yalla habibi, baby got da noush ♪
500
00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:22,670
Let's go!
501
00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:25,210
♪ Yalla habibi, baby got da noush ♪
502
00:21:25,291 --> 00:21:28,291
♪ Baby got da noush, baby got da noush♪
503
00:21:28,375 --> 00:21:29,285
That's it.
504
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:31,665
♪ Yalla habibi, baby got da noush ♪
505
00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:32,630
Okay!
506
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,375
(closing theme music)
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