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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,291 --> 00:00:02,331 (upbeat music) 2 00:00:02,750 --> 00:00:04,380 All right, guys, stand back. 3 00:00:04,458 --> 00:00:06,248 - (inhales) - (thuds) 4 00:00:10,083 --> 00:00:12,333 What's the big deal, Jack? you've done that 1,000 times. 5 00:00:12,417 --> 00:00:13,787 Wait for it. 6 00:00:15,250 --> 00:00:16,880 - (blows) - (cinder blocks rumbles) 7 00:00:16,959 --> 00:00:18,999 All: Whoa! 8 00:00:20,083 --> 00:00:21,883 Man, I’d give you a million bucks 9 00:00:21,959 --> 00:00:23,419 if you could do that to my cello. 10 00:00:24,959 --> 00:00:27,879 Playas don't play the cello. 11 00:00:29,375 --> 00:00:31,035 Well, you're not a playa. 12 00:00:32,041 --> 00:00:34,421 I will be when I get rid of that dang cello. 13 00:00:36,125 --> 00:00:37,495 I'm going to get a smoothie. 14 00:00:39,583 --> 00:00:41,673 (clanking) 15 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:43,880 - (water sloshing) - Rudy: No, no! 16 00:00:43,959 --> 00:00:46,209 Don't you die on me, not now! 17 00:00:46,291 --> 00:00:48,381 It's not your time! 18 00:00:48,458 --> 00:00:50,168 What's going on in there? 19 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:52,250 Rudy's toilet's clogged again. 20 00:00:52,375 --> 00:00:54,535 (flushes) 21 00:00:54,625 --> 00:00:57,245 (panting) 22 00:00:57,375 --> 00:00:58,245 Poor Myrtle. 23 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:00,495 I almost lost her. 24 00:01:01,792 --> 00:01:04,382 Twice I had to plunge her back to life. 25 00:01:05,667 --> 00:01:07,747 How do you know if a toilet's a boy or a girl? 26 00:01:07,834 --> 00:01:09,924 You take the top off the tank, 27 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,630 you reach your arm in, and you feel around-- 28 00:01:11,709 --> 00:01:12,789 Stop! 29 00:01:14,041 --> 00:01:15,421 I think I’d rather hear about this 30 00:01:15,500 --> 00:01:17,750 in an awkward conversation with my father. 31 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:21,166 - (Milton groans) - Rudy, focus. 32 00:01:21,250 --> 00:01:23,210 The new owner of the mall's gonna be here any minute. 33 00:01:23,291 --> 00:01:25,751 Hey, you guys gotta check this out. 34 00:01:25,834 --> 00:01:27,834 These brochures are all over the place. 35 00:01:27,917 --> 00:01:29,827 This new owner's making some big changes. 36 00:01:31,166 --> 00:01:33,746 Wow, they finally moved the baby changing area 37 00:01:33,834 --> 00:01:34,924 out of the food court. 38 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,920 And if you ask me, that was a big step in the right direction. 39 00:01:39,375 --> 00:01:42,165 No way! They're bringing in a Captain Corndog! 40 00:01:42,250 --> 00:01:44,500 Oh, snap! That's a classy joint. 41 00:01:45,542 --> 00:01:48,082 Yeah, my sister got married in a Captain Corndog. 42 00:01:48,166 --> 00:01:50,206 The Captain walked her down the plank himself. 43 00:01:51,375 --> 00:01:53,665 Whoa, look at that huge new parking lot. 44 00:01:53,750 --> 00:01:55,290 Wait a minute, where's our dojo? 45 00:01:55,375 --> 00:01:57,665 There's a parking lot where our dojo should be. 46 00:01:59,250 --> 00:02:00,540 All: Whoa. 47 00:02:00,625 --> 00:02:02,625 (theme music) 48 00:02:02,709 --> 00:02:06,169 ♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪ 49 00:02:06,208 --> 00:02:09,918 ♪ I'm saying won't you Come kick it with me? ♪ 50 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,500 ♪ And we can have a ball run up the wall ♪ 51 00:02:12,583 --> 00:02:14,463 ♪ This is how we do ♪ 52 00:02:14,542 --> 00:02:16,502 ♪ And no matter how much I chop and punch ♪ 53 00:02:16,583 --> 00:02:19,173 ♪ It's not as cool As kickin' it with you ♪ 54 00:02:19,250 --> 00:02:21,250 ♪ Here we go, let's start the party ♪ 55 00:02:21,333 --> 00:02:23,133 ♪ Chop it up like it's karate ♪ 56 00:02:23,208 --> 00:02:24,628 ♪ Everybody ♪ 57 00:02:24,709 --> 00:02:27,919 ♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪ 58 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:32,130 ♪ I'm saying won't you Come kick it with me? ♪ 59 00:02:32,208 --> 00:02:34,538 ♪ And we can have a ball run up the wall ♪ 60 00:02:34,625 --> 00:02:36,495 ♪ This is how we do ♪ 61 00:02:36,583 --> 00:02:38,633 ♪ And no matter how much I chop and punch ♪ 62 00:02:38,709 --> 00:02:41,419 ♪ It's not as cool As kickin' it with you ♪ 63 00:02:42,792 --> 00:02:45,002 (upbeat music) 64 00:02:46,542 --> 00:02:50,132 - Oh, Mr. Turner, welcome to my dojo. - Nice to meet you, Rudy. 65 00:02:50,208 --> 00:02:52,628 - This is my son Arthur. - Hello, sir. 66 00:02:52,709 --> 00:02:55,169 What a wonderful dojo you have here. 67 00:02:55,250 --> 00:02:57,380 Let me ask you, how do you do it? 68 00:02:57,458 --> 00:03:01,248 A sensei, a businessman and obviously a male model. 69 00:03:02,333 --> 00:03:04,083 Yeah, I know, totally. 70 00:03:04,166 --> 00:03:05,706 It's because I’m-- look at me. 71 00:03:06,792 --> 00:03:09,252 Arthur, go make some friends while Rudy and I talk. 72 00:03:09,333 --> 00:03:10,423 Yes, Daddy. 73 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:12,420 You and Rudy go have a good talk, all right? 74 00:03:12,500 --> 00:03:14,170 I’ll just-- I’ll just be out here with the gang. 75 00:03:14,250 --> 00:03:17,290 - Okay, okay. - Hey, I’m Jack. How are you doing? 76 00:03:17,375 --> 00:03:21,375 So what do you losers do all day around this dump? 77 00:03:21,458 --> 00:03:23,748 Sit around and pretend to know karate? 78 00:03:24,917 --> 00:03:26,957 Yo, pretend to know karate? 79 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:28,711 Check this out. 80 00:03:29,333 --> 00:03:30,333 (blows air) 81 00:03:31,250 --> 00:03:32,460 Go ahead, show him, Jack. 82 00:03:35,250 --> 00:03:36,460 - Jerry: Yeah. - Come on, Jack. 83 00:03:36,542 --> 00:03:38,082 - Eddie: Come on, dude. - Kim: You got this. 84 00:03:38,166 --> 00:03:39,996 Eddie: You got this, dude. Come on. 85 00:03:40,083 --> 00:03:41,673 (grunts) 86 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,250 (boinging) 87 00:03:47,083 --> 00:03:48,833 (screams) 88 00:03:48,917 --> 00:03:50,287 Yeah! 89 00:03:51,917 --> 00:03:53,917 (scoffs) That was nothing. 90 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,500 You guys wanna see some real karate moves? 91 00:03:57,250 --> 00:03:58,500 Watch this. 92 00:04:00,917 --> 00:04:03,827 (shouting) 93 00:04:08,333 --> 00:04:09,333 Uh-oh. 94 00:04:11,083 --> 00:04:13,383 - What was that? - I can't believe it, sir. 95 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:15,420 That kid just busted up all your trophies. 96 00:04:15,500 --> 00:04:17,250 Milton, you are in big trouble. 97 00:04:17,333 --> 00:04:19,333 What? It wasn't Milton. It was Arthur. 98 00:04:20,125 --> 00:04:22,455 Oh. Well, accidents happen. 99 00:04:23,667 --> 00:04:25,417 Thank you for showing us 100 00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:27,580 what a dangerous place that is to keep trophies. 101 00:04:28,917 --> 00:04:31,877 Now everyone, give our newest member Arthur 102 00:04:31,959 --> 00:04:34,169 a big Bobby Wasabi welcome. 103 00:04:36,250 --> 00:04:38,380 (clapping) 104 00:04:40,667 --> 00:04:41,787 What? 105 00:04:41,875 --> 00:04:44,035 I love clapping. Whoo! 106 00:04:46,375 --> 00:04:48,785 (upbeat music) 107 00:04:51,375 --> 00:04:52,955 Ya, ya, ya! Ya! 108 00:04:53,041 --> 00:04:54,921 - Hi-yah! - Ah! 109 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,130 - Kim, take it easy. - Sorry, Eddie. 110 00:04:57,208 --> 00:05:00,538 I’m just so sick and tired of being looked at as just another pretty face. 111 00:05:00,625 --> 00:05:03,415 Oh, welcome to my world, sister. 112 00:05:05,417 --> 00:05:08,747 I mean, what's the point of being a reporter for the school TV station 113 00:05:08,834 --> 00:05:10,174 if Margaret Bork thinks I’m just 114 00:05:10,250 --> 00:05:13,500 some "airhead" southern belle who can't do real news? 115 00:05:13,583 --> 00:05:15,923 (laughing) Oh, man! 116 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,000 You guys should've seen what we just did. 117 00:05:18,083 --> 00:05:19,923 It was a riot. 118 00:05:20,583 --> 00:05:22,633 It was like taking candy from a baby. 119 00:05:23,667 --> 00:05:25,127 That's what you actually did, Arthur. 120 00:05:25,208 --> 00:05:27,208 You took candy from a baby. 121 00:05:28,250 --> 00:05:30,830 Hey, could-- could I get in on that? 122 00:05:30,917 --> 00:05:31,747 Thanks. 123 00:05:32,458 --> 00:05:35,128 Nothing tastes better than Something stolen from a baby. 124 00:05:40,583 --> 00:05:41,543 I don't get it, Rudy. 125 00:05:41,625 --> 00:05:43,245 Why does Arthur have to join our dojo? 126 00:05:43,333 --> 00:05:44,503 Why do we have to be his friends? 127 00:05:45,542 --> 00:05:47,582 And why are you sitting on a toilet? 128 00:05:49,375 --> 00:05:52,125 This new high-tech toilet is a gift from Mr. Turner. 129 00:05:52,792 --> 00:05:54,712 So you're just throwing Myrtle away? 130 00:05:54,792 --> 00:05:56,422 After everything you put her through? 131 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:58,460 Oh, please, Myrtle's just an old flush bucket. 132 00:05:58,542 --> 00:06:00,292 The magic was gone years ago. 133 00:06:01,417 --> 00:06:03,537 We were just going through the motions. 134 00:06:04,375 --> 00:06:06,705 Oh, okay, I see what this is about. 135 00:06:06,792 --> 00:06:08,752 You sold us out for a new toilet. 136 00:06:10,041 --> 00:06:11,711 I saved our dojo. 137 00:06:12,291 --> 00:06:15,171 When Mr. Turner was saying that Arthur was having a hard time making friends, 138 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:17,380 I jumped on it and said he could make friends right here. 139 00:06:18,125 --> 00:06:19,875 Rudy, we don't want to be friends with him. 140 00:06:19,959 --> 00:06:22,419 Friends are loyal. Friends have your back. 141 00:06:22,500 --> 00:06:24,380 Now come on, just promise me 142 00:06:24,458 --> 00:06:27,208 that you'll try and make this Arthur thing work. 143 00:06:28,041 --> 00:06:28,881 Fine. 144 00:06:28,959 --> 00:06:30,499 If it means saving the dojo, 145 00:06:30,583 --> 00:06:32,963 I’ll give the spoiled little brat a chance. 146 00:06:33,041 --> 00:06:34,331 See? That's the spirit. 147 00:06:35,250 --> 00:06:36,500 Hey, Jack, check this out. 148 00:06:37,667 --> 00:06:40,827 Female voice: The Evacutron 5000 is now ready for boarding. 149 00:06:41,834 --> 00:06:43,544 Would you like your seat warmed? 150 00:06:44,750 --> 00:06:47,290 If this thing could cook, I would totally marry it. 151 00:06:49,083 --> 00:06:50,423 Apparently it can cook. 152 00:06:53,792 --> 00:06:56,132 Your, uh, toilet waffles are ready. 153 00:06:57,291 --> 00:06:59,581 - Are you sure you want to eat those? - No. 154 00:07:00,542 --> 00:07:01,752 Not without syrup. 155 00:07:04,709 --> 00:07:06,459 Ooh. 156 00:07:10,125 --> 00:07:11,375 Margaret, come on. 157 00:07:11,458 --> 00:07:13,538 There are so many important stories I could cover. 158 00:07:13,625 --> 00:07:16,205 Kimmy, you're good at pretty, you're good at perky, 159 00:07:16,250 --> 00:07:18,290 but you can't handle the big stories. 160 00:07:18,375 --> 00:07:20,375 And that's why I’m the head reporter. 161 00:07:20,458 --> 00:07:21,578 Here's your assignment. 162 00:07:25,166 --> 00:07:26,326 Seriously? 163 00:07:27,542 --> 00:07:29,382 I'm standing here with Mrs. Lubinski, 164 00:07:29,458 --> 00:07:31,208 the teacher that fell asleep during detention 165 00:07:31,291 --> 00:07:33,381 and was swarmed by a gang of spit-ballers. 166 00:07:35,125 --> 00:07:36,285 Any comments? 167 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,000 (spits) 168 00:07:43,083 --> 00:07:45,043 (chattering) 169 00:07:45,125 --> 00:07:47,455 - Whoa, what's this? - It's a gift. 170 00:07:48,583 --> 00:07:50,333 I know I’ve been a little bit of a jerk. 171 00:07:50,417 --> 00:07:51,877 A little bit of a jerk? 172 00:07:51,959 --> 00:07:54,249 That's like saying Jerry's a little bit confused. 173 00:07:54,375 --> 00:07:55,955 What? 174 00:07:56,041 --> 00:07:57,251 Wait, what'd I miss? 175 00:07:58,709 --> 00:08:00,249 I'm confused. 176 00:08:00,333 --> 00:08:03,333 Look, to show you that I’m not all bad, 177 00:08:03,417 --> 00:08:04,997 I got you guys this brand-new 178 00:08:05,083 --> 00:08:07,253 State-of-the-art punching dummy. 179 00:08:07,333 --> 00:08:09,633 You know what, Arthur? Maybe I had you wrong. 180 00:08:09,709 --> 00:08:13,249 - That's a pretty cool move. - All right, that's more like it. 181 00:08:13,333 --> 00:08:17,133 Now I think I should be the one to break this bad boy in. 182 00:08:17,208 --> 00:08:18,288 Whoo! 183 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:23,924 - (Arthur laughing) - Whoa! 184 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,580 Arthur: Oh, man, that was good! 185 00:08:25,667 --> 00:08:28,537 See, I told you guys it was a punching dummy. 186 00:08:28,625 --> 00:08:29,785 You get it? 187 00:08:30,709 --> 00:08:32,749 It's on, dummy. It's on. 188 00:08:34,375 --> 00:08:36,125 - That's it. - Jack, you can't do this. 189 00:08:36,208 --> 00:08:37,378 You promised Rudy. 190 00:08:38,750 --> 00:08:41,250 - But I didn't. - No, Kim. 191 00:08:41,333 --> 00:08:43,883 - I want him all to myself. - No, Eddie. 192 00:08:43,959 --> 00:08:45,459 This one's all me. 193 00:08:47,333 --> 00:08:48,963 Wait, why can't Jack do this? 194 00:08:49,625 --> 00:08:51,915 Guys, let's just start practice. 195 00:08:52,667 --> 00:08:55,457 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Jack. I got this. 196 00:08:56,125 --> 00:09:00,035 Since Rudy’s not around and I outrank everyone, 197 00:09:00,125 --> 00:09:01,285 I'll lead the class. 198 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:04,245 Are you nuts? You don't outrank Jack. 199 00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:05,463 Really? 200 00:09:05,542 --> 00:09:07,672 See, I don't know if you noticed, 201 00:09:07,750 --> 00:09:09,330 but I’m a green belt. 202 00:09:10,125 --> 00:09:12,625 Yeah, because your daddy bought it for you. 203 00:09:12,709 --> 00:09:15,539 Jack, you don't know anything about karate. 204 00:09:15,625 --> 00:09:18,325 You're nothing but a scrawny little skate rat. 205 00:09:21,792 --> 00:09:26,172 And you're nothing but a spoiled little poser. 206 00:09:26,792 --> 00:09:28,832 (Kids laughing) 207 00:09:29,667 --> 00:09:31,377 - Poser, huh? - Yeah. 208 00:09:32,875 --> 00:09:33,955 That's it. 209 00:09:35,792 --> 00:09:37,292 (crashes) 210 00:09:37,375 --> 00:09:38,705 Kids: Whoa! 211 00:09:40,208 --> 00:09:42,998 - Whoa! - You're gonna be sorry you did that! 212 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:47,583 - What is going on? - It's a good thing you're here, Dad. 213 00:09:47,667 --> 00:09:50,957 I was just saying my prayers and eating my vitamins, 214 00:09:51,041 --> 00:09:52,921 and Jack threw me into this wall. 215 00:09:54,583 --> 00:09:55,963 We had a deal, Rudy. 216 00:09:56,041 --> 00:09:57,961 You said this was a warm, safe environment 217 00:09:58,041 --> 00:09:59,921 where Arthur could learn karate and make friends. 218 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:05,540 Jack, did you throw Arthur into our wall of friendship? 219 00:10:07,542 --> 00:10:09,042 Rudy: Uh... 220 00:10:09,125 --> 00:10:10,825 They don't do that to just anyone. 221 00:10:10,917 --> 00:10:12,627 They must really like you. 222 00:10:13,125 --> 00:10:14,245 Don't you, Jack? 223 00:10:14,834 --> 00:10:16,424 Rudy, I didn't want to fight him. 224 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,080 He just came right at me. 225 00:10:18,166 --> 00:10:20,076 He came at you, you came at him-- 226 00:10:20,166 --> 00:10:22,126 It's like a big comin' at you party in here. 227 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,631 All right, back to practice, you loveable scamps. 228 00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:29,999 - Yeah. - Rudy, this is unacceptable. 229 00:10:30,083 --> 00:10:31,793 I want Jack thrown out of your dojo. 230 00:10:31,875 --> 00:10:33,245 - What? - What? 231 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:34,753 Bye-bye, Jack. 232 00:10:37,959 --> 00:10:39,959 I’m sorry, Mr. Turner, but that's not gonna happen. 233 00:10:40,792 --> 00:10:44,042 Okay, then. You have two hours to get out. 234 00:10:44,125 --> 00:10:46,665 You're standing on the site of my new parking lot. 235 00:10:47,583 --> 00:10:48,673 Come on, son. 236 00:10:52,417 --> 00:10:54,997 Female voice: It's time for your 3:30 appointment. 237 00:10:55,083 --> 00:10:57,133 Oh, shut up. 238 00:10:57,208 --> 00:10:59,998 Female voice: I get it. It's because I’m a toilet, isn't it? 239 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:09,083 (upbeat music) 240 00:11:11,250 --> 00:11:13,210 Jack, put your stuff down. You're not leaving. 241 00:11:13,250 --> 00:11:15,460 If I don't leave, you're all gonna lose the dojo. 242 00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:16,922 I'm not gonna let that happen. 243 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,330 No, no, no. You're not going. 244 00:11:19,041 --> 00:11:22,211 Sometimes in life a man has to decide what's really important. 245 00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:25,250 Hey, not my toilet! Take the boy instead! 246 00:11:25,375 --> 00:11:26,915 - Rudy! - Well, I’m sorry, 247 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,380 but you've never sat on her. 248 00:11:29,208 --> 00:11:30,958 We're not gonna take this, man. 249 00:11:31,041 --> 00:11:32,631 We gotta fight the power, yo. 250 00:11:34,250 --> 00:11:37,250 Jerry's right. We've gotta fight back. 251 00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:38,833 Like that guy on Meyer Avenue 252 00:11:38,917 --> 00:11:40,577 who chained himself to that old oak tree 253 00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:41,877 so they wouldn't cut it down. 254 00:11:41,959 --> 00:11:43,959 He stood his ground and saved that tree. 255 00:11:44,041 --> 00:11:47,081 Until it fell over in a storm, destroyed my Aunt Verna’s house 256 00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:48,706 and she had to move into my room. 257 00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:53,379 I've seen things no boy my age should see. 258 00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,210 Gah! 259 00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:01,538 Rudy: You know what? 260 00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:03,205 You guys are onto something. 261 00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:05,580 What Turner's doing is wrong and we gotta fight back. 262 00:12:05,667 --> 00:12:08,917 - What are you saying, Rudy? - I’m saying they can't tear down the dojo 263 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,670 If I’m chained to that post. 264 00:12:10,750 --> 00:12:14,130 And I will fight the good fight for as long as it takes. 265 00:12:14,208 --> 00:12:17,038 So chain me up. 266 00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:18,875 - Yeah! - Whoo! 267 00:12:19,667 --> 00:12:22,877 Get these things off me! I can't take it anymore. 268 00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:24,709 I'm going crazy! 269 00:12:24,792 --> 00:12:27,712 Rudy, it's only been three minutes. 270 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:30,710 Yeah, you know, well, if it's such a great story, 271 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,330 why don't you cover it yourself? 272 00:12:33,625 --> 00:12:36,625 That was Margaret trying to give me another lame story to cover. 273 00:12:36,709 --> 00:12:39,629 - Well, what was it this time? - Big news in the cafeteria, 274 00:12:39,709 --> 00:12:43,539 apparently Taco Tuesdays is becoming Fajita Friday. 275 00:12:43,625 --> 00:12:44,825 Yes! 276 00:12:44,917 --> 00:12:48,127 You slip the lunch lady a box of chocolates and a cat calendar-- 277 00:12:48,208 --> 00:12:50,458 Oh, you can move mountains, baby! 278 00:12:51,542 --> 00:12:53,672 All this talk about food is getting me hungry. 279 00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:55,710 I’m going over to Honey Buns to hook us up. 280 00:12:55,792 --> 00:12:57,922 No, no, no. You can't go out there, man. 281 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,630 That's just what they want. 282 00:12:59,709 --> 00:13:01,789 You go out that door, it's like we've given up. 283 00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:04,075 Well, eventually we're gonna need something to eat. 284 00:13:04,166 --> 00:13:07,996 You know, our air vent connects with the nail salon. 285 00:13:08,083 --> 00:13:10,503 Those ladies are always snacking on something. 286 00:13:10,583 --> 00:13:11,673 Yeah, he's right. 287 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:14,380 Yeah, but who's skinny enough to fit through that vent? 288 00:13:18,542 --> 00:13:19,672 Oh. 289 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,130 Oh! 290 00:13:25,792 --> 00:13:28,212 (suspenseful music) 291 00:13:38,542 --> 00:13:39,962 Let's do this. 292 00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:44,293 - (whirring, clanking) - I think the exhaust fan just kicked on. 293 00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:46,205 - What makes you say that? - (whirring, hissing) 294 00:13:46,291 --> 00:13:49,421 Milton: whoo-hoo, hoo-hoo-hoo! 295 00:13:49,875 --> 00:13:51,075 No reason. 296 00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:56,500 Oh, check it out. 297 00:13:56,583 --> 00:13:58,083 Turner just showed up with some people. 298 00:13:59,417 --> 00:14:01,707 Attention dojo squatters, 299 00:14:01,834 --> 00:14:03,464 you have five minutes to get out. 300 00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:05,422 Mr. Turner: We are bringing in a wrecking ball. 301 00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:07,500 You don't scare us, Turner. 302 00:14:07,583 --> 00:14:09,713 That whole bringing-in- a-wrecking-ball routine-- 303 00:14:09,792 --> 00:14:11,332 It's the oldest trick in the book. 304 00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:14,327 (motor roaring, chain clanging) 305 00:14:14,792 --> 00:14:16,002 Uh, Rudy? 306 00:14:16,083 --> 00:14:18,333 They just brought in a wrecking ball. 307 00:14:18,417 --> 00:14:21,627 What? Unchain me, you fools! 308 00:14:21,709 --> 00:14:23,999 We can't. You gave the keys to Milton. 309 00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:26,633 What? No, it can't end like this. 310 00:14:26,709 --> 00:14:28,879 I never sat in a hot tub full of pudding. 311 00:14:29,542 --> 00:14:32,172 No, wait. Yes, I did. No, that was custard. 312 00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:37,132 Smash it up, Daddy. Smash it up good. 313 00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:38,918 We're not gonna smash anything, Arthur. 314 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,080 we're just bringing in the wrecking ball to scare them out. 315 00:14:41,166 --> 00:14:43,876 Well, it's not working. Nobody is leaving. 316 00:14:43,959 --> 00:14:44,959 Oh, they'll leave. 317 00:14:45,041 --> 00:14:46,581 I just cranked up the air conditioning. 318 00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:48,207 They have to be freezing in there. 319 00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:51,923 (shuddering) 320 00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:55,710 Nothing brings a crowd out like a wrecking ball. 321 00:14:55,792 --> 00:14:59,422 They're totally on our side. You can feel the love. 322 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:02,290 (crowd chanting) 323 00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:04,325 Knock it down! Knock it down! Knock it down! 324 00:15:04,417 --> 00:15:06,207 Why don't you guys shut your pie holes? 325 00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:10,996 Y'all, I just realized 326 00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:13,503 I’m right in the middle of a really big story, 327 00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:16,753 four kids from our school fighting a great injustice. 328 00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:18,254 Kim, you'd better get out there. 329 00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:20,213 Your friend Margaret Bork just showed up. 330 00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:22,923 Oh, no she didn't. 331 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,170 Not today, Margaret. Not today! 332 00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:29,923 - (metal clanging) - Whoa! 333 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,580 - (thuds) - (women shriek) 334 00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:35,131 (all screaming) 335 00:15:40,875 --> 00:15:44,415 In two minutes we're turning this place into a parking lot. 336 00:15:45,709 --> 00:15:46,919 I'm going out there. 337 00:15:52,709 --> 00:15:54,209 All right, I’ve got some demands, people. 338 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,750 All right, now we're gonna need a big bag of cheeseburgers, 339 00:15:57,834 --> 00:16:00,884 some fries, some juice boxes and-- 340 00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:03,289 And throw in some of those glow-in-the-dark straws. 341 00:16:03,375 --> 00:16:05,245 Yeah, they make drinking fun, you know? 342 00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:08,543 - Your demands stink. - Crowd: Yeah! 343 00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:10,825 I wasn't finished. Ugh. 344 00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:12,877 And uh-- and I’m also gonna need 345 00:16:12,959 --> 00:16:16,169 a couple of helicopters flown by supermodels. 346 00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:20,503 - Now those are some demands! - Whoo! 347 00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:22,383 All right. Thank you, thank you. 348 00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:23,828 Yeah. Now who's with me? 349 00:16:23,917 --> 00:16:26,457 - Wasabi! - Crowd: Wasabi! Wasabi! Wasabi! 350 00:16:26,542 --> 00:16:29,752 - Yeah, Wasabi! - (chanting) 351 00:16:29,834 --> 00:16:32,584 Wasabi! Yeah, Wasabi! 352 00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:35,287 - Where's Arthur? - Crowd: Wasabi! Wasabi! 353 00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:39,460 Heh heh. 354 00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:41,999 (engine roars) 355 00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:44,583 Margaret Bork bringing you another exclusive story. 356 00:16:44,667 --> 00:16:47,787 Behind me is the scene of a tense downtown stand-off. 357 00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:52,495 - (creaking) - (ball rumbling) 358 00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:55,833 - Margaret, get out of the way! - I’m on the air, Kim. 359 00:17:02,917 --> 00:17:04,327 Aah! 360 00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:13,251 Yo, Arthur’s lost it, you guys. 361 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,213 A few more swings and this dojo's history. 362 00:17:16,125 --> 00:17:17,375 What are we gonna do? 363 00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:21,083 I got this. 364 00:17:24,041 --> 00:17:26,381 (suspenseful music) 365 00:17:32,125 --> 00:17:33,995 Probably not my best idea. 366 00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:43,540 - What's up, Arthur? - Jack, you're too late. 367 00:17:43,625 --> 00:17:45,075 I don't think I am. 368 00:17:46,709 --> 00:17:48,879 You can't do anything without the keys. 369 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:55,210 (keys clink) 370 00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:06,375 (suspenseful music) 371 00:18:15,375 --> 00:18:17,455 Say goodbye to your dojo, Jack. 372 00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:30,582 (people screaming) 373 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,630 (bell dings) 374 00:18:38,375 --> 00:18:41,705 - (crowd cheering) - Yes! 375 00:18:42,291 --> 00:18:43,631 (groans) 376 00:18:50,875 --> 00:18:53,625 I’m live on the scene here at the Bobby Wasabi Dojo. 377 00:18:53,709 --> 00:18:55,329 We have an eyewitness to the action-- 378 00:18:55,417 --> 00:18:57,457 Our own head reporter Margaret Bork. 379 00:18:57,542 --> 00:18:58,962 Margaret, in your own words, 380 00:18:59,041 --> 00:19:00,541 would you tell us what you saw? 381 00:19:00,625 --> 00:19:03,785 So big, so round, so coming at me. 382 00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:06,875 (laughs) Coming at me. 383 00:19:06,959 --> 00:19:09,129 Well said, Margaret. There you have it, folks. 384 00:19:09,208 --> 00:19:11,078 I'm Kim Crawford and I have a feeling 385 00:19:11,166 --> 00:19:13,786 - y'all will be seeing a lot more of me. - (applause) 386 00:19:15,083 --> 00:19:16,333 Is everyone okay in here? 387 00:19:16,417 --> 00:19:19,377 Look, turner, you win, all right? 388 00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:21,708 Just go ahead and take your dojo back. 389 00:19:21,792 --> 00:19:24,002 Rudy: Put up your parking lot. But you know what? 390 00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:25,083 We're proud. 391 00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:26,876 And we will hold our heads high. 392 00:19:26,959 --> 00:19:28,169 Really? 393 00:19:29,834 --> 00:19:31,334 Hands over the head-- that's all it took. 394 00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:35,375 I think this belongs to you. 395 00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:38,378 Arthur, how could you do something like this? 396 00:19:38,458 --> 00:19:39,628 I've given you everything. 397 00:19:39,709 --> 00:19:42,539 - Eh. Maybe that's the problem. - What do you mean? 398 00:19:42,625 --> 00:19:44,125 Well, this dojo might not be much, 399 00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:46,708 but it's built on the principles of discipline and respect, 400 00:19:46,792 --> 00:19:48,792 a couple of things Arthur obviously doesn't have. 401 00:19:48,875 --> 00:19:50,415 Blah, blah, blah. 402 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,880 Look, can we just knock down their little dump now, Dad? 403 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:54,789 No. He's right. 404 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,750 I'm sorry, Rudy. Your dojo can stay. 405 00:19:58,834 --> 00:20:00,924 - Yes! - Yes! Whoo! 406 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,880 Arthur, get in the car. You're grounded. 407 00:20:03,959 --> 00:20:04,959 Grounded? 408 00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:08,333 What does that even mean? 409 00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:10,167 I think you're about to find out. 410 00:20:10,917 --> 00:20:12,207 Bye-bye, Arthur. 411 00:20:14,417 --> 00:20:15,457 Ooh. 412 00:20:15,542 --> 00:20:18,252 Jack, what you did was incredible. 413 00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:20,785 It wasn't just me. We all did it. 414 00:20:22,583 --> 00:20:25,003 Wait a minute. Has anyone seen Milton? 415 00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:29,665 (calm music playing) 416 00:20:31,083 --> 00:20:34,173 Tina, you are so much better off without him. 417 00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:36,876 You know what I say? 418 00:20:36,959 --> 00:20:38,419 Change the locks, 419 00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:40,880 make yourself a nice bubble bath 420 00:20:40,959 --> 00:20:43,709 and, girl, get your cry on. 421 00:20:48,291 --> 00:20:50,131 Ow, ow. Take it easy. 422 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,670 ♪ Kickin' it with you! ♪ 423 00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:57,706 - (door closes) - Who's there? 424 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,460 Evacutron? 425 00:21:04,542 --> 00:21:06,042 I've come back to see you, Rudy. 426 00:21:07,208 --> 00:21:08,328 What do you want? 427 00:21:10,959 --> 00:21:12,379 You know what I want. 428 00:21:13,542 --> 00:21:16,212 - But I just went 10 minutes ago. - What? 429 00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:19,535 You've cheated on me? How could you, Rudy? 430 00:21:19,625 --> 00:21:21,575 I never thought I would see you again. 431 00:21:21,667 --> 00:21:22,957 Well, now you won't! 432 00:21:25,667 --> 00:21:26,787 No. 433 00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:31,075 It was just a port-o-potty. She meant nothing to me. 434 00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:35,501 (closing theme music) 31976

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