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♪♪ [theme]
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick, kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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[crash]
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For the last time,
I did not order 85 gallons
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of hair removal cream.
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Ah, biscuits.
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[kids scream]
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[kids groan]
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Buttowski!
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[pants]
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Grab hold of yourself, Henry.
You can do this.
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One more year, he'll be out
of your hair.
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[sighs]
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Mr. Buttowski,
am I gonna have
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to write you
a detention slip?
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Probably.
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No! You know I hate paper work.
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How about if we just let
this one slide?
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[all boo]
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All right. All right.
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Okay, Kick, one more mess
like this
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and you're expelled.
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[all cheer]
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Expelled?
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Suckers!
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Woo-hoo!
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Expelled and home schooled.
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Expelled and home schooled?
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Who wants pie?
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Woo-hoo!
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Expelled and home schooled
by Ms. Chicarelli.
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Chicarelli?
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[chalk screeches]
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Woo-hoo!
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Oh, sorry,
I was still on the pie.
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[bell rings]
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Okay, Gunther,
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I can't make another mess
or I'm doomed.
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Not even a scuff mark.
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Um, Kick?
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[screeches]
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[snickers]
Starting now.
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I'm not gonna do one thing
that's even remotely--
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Destructive?
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Wow, Kick,
when did you do this?
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I didn't do it,
but if the principle see this--
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Mm-hmm?
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Kick, hurry.
He's already here.
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Oh.
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This is obviously
not my work.
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Are you kidding?
It's got Kick Buttowski
written all over it.
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No, it doesn't.
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Oh, yes, it does.
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See, it's written right here.
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I'm being framed.
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Framed?
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Exhibit A:
This is a marker cap.
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I would never use
a glittery red marker.
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Can we dust this for prints?
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[radio beeps]
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Grace, can you hear me?
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Alert Ms. Chicarelli
that she's got a new student
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because I just expelled
Kick Buttowski.
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[gasps]
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Well, almost.
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I've got a good half hour
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of grueling expulsion
paper work.
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And you know how I
hate paper work.
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And then you're expelled.
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Enjoy your last hour
of freedom, bucko.
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Of all the things I've done,
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I'm going down
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for the one thing
I didn't do.
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I've got to find out
who framed me.
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You get to class and execute
emergency plan 32-H.
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[gasps]
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Wait, which one is that?
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The one right after 32-G.
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[gasps]
[bell rings]
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Miss Barton.
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Here.
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Mr. Buttowski.
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Mr. Buttowski.
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[Gunther]
Um, here.
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Um, extreme.
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Mm-hmm.
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[sighs]
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Scratch, not deep enough.
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Hand writing, not accurate.
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Rubber, scuffed not burned.
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The work of an amateur,
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but which amateur?
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[all growl]
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Could be anybody.
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I'm running out of time.
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And that's why the sine wave
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represents the hopelessness
in my soul.
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Uplifting presentation.
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All right, who's next?
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[air hisses]
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Mr. Buttowski,
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I will not have you sleeping
in my class.
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That's better.
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Ms. Fitzpatrick,
can I use the restroom?
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I don't know, can you?
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[chuckles]
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I mean-- Mm-hmm.
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[door open, closes]
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Kick.
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How'd you get out of class,
Gunther.
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I told her I had to pee.
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Good excuse.
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No, I really have to pee.
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Focus, Gunther.
We need to figure out
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who would want to frame me
to get me expelled.
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The shorter list would be
"who wouldn't?"
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This is true.
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Well, think about it, Kick.
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Who has got a reason
to take you down--
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Today?
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Hmm.
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B plus.
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A minus.
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A--
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[groans]
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[bell rings]
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D minus.
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I will get you back
if it's the last thing I do.
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Anyone else?
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Hmm.
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[electricity crackles]
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I'm breaking the record today,
Gunther.
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Wow, you just generated
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578 joules
of static electricity.
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[electricity crackles]
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Nothing cooler
than static electricity,
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Finally calculated the reality
of string theory.
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And the only proof
is right here on this computer.
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Buttowski!
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I will get you back if it's
the last thing I do.
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Okay, so it's either
Ronaldo or Kendall.
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Or Ronaldo and Kendall.
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Huh?
Look.
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[whispering]
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Gunther, you're a genius.
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Can I go to
the bathroom yet?
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Stay focused, Gunther.
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That was close call
with Buttowski.
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Oh, don't worry
about Clarence.
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So far, our little secret
is safe.
Aha!
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You thought you could
get away with it,
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but I found your red cap
at the scene of the crime.
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Their markers
both have caps.
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[gasps]
What the biscuits?
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So what Clarence?
Is it really so bad
that we found love?
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What? Love?
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[gags]
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All right, Clarence,
what do you want to keep quiet?
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How about nothing?
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I know you've been stealing
my pretzel rods.
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I keep count.
I bet if I went
into that corner
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I'd find some
chunky evidence.
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I didn't talk your junk,
pretzel boy.
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And I know you're trying
to get me expelled.
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[both gasp]
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[both]
Why didn't you think of that?
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Wait, if you didn't frame me,
then who?
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I don't have much time left
to find out.
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My darling, I wrote you a poem
only using zeroes and ones.
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You're the worst
secret boyfriend ever.
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Oh, Ms. Chicarelli,
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oh, I'm so glad you can
come out of retirement
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to help us reign in
Mr. Buttowski.
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The capless red marker.
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It was the janitor.
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[Man]Janitor, come in, Janitor.
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You got an up-chuck situationin the AV room.
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Nobody gets Kick Buttowski
expelled
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expect for Kick Buttowski.
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[bee buzzes]
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[gasps]
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[air hisses]
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Mr. Buttowski, do you need
to use the restroom?
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[farts]
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I'll take that as a yes.
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Ooh, pretzel rods.
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Thanks again, Ronaldo.
[chuckles]
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Busted.
Aah!
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So I took a few pretzel rods
from that pretzel rod.
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Big deal.
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I think you lost something.
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Ooh, why thank you.
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And you left the cap
at your crime scene.
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I, uh, don't know what
you're talking about.
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Bet you even had a pretzel
while you trashed the hallway.
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No, not until after--
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All right, fine.
I did do it.
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You've been a railroad spike
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in my wisdom tooth
for long enough.
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And it's time you're expelled.
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Not gonna happen.
I just caught you red-handed.
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Did you?
[laughs]
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You've got no proof.
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And no time.
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None at all.
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[camera beeps]
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Just got to show this proof
to the principal.
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[crash]
[cat screeches]
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[screams]
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[sighs]
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[girls scream]
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[bell rings]
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[growls]
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I got you, Kick.
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Oh, thank you so much
for returning this.
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Because I don't remember giving
you permission to take it.
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Ronaldo,
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that camera contains
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crucial evidence
of my innocence, so--
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Oh, good because
I'm gonna erase it.
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Call it pay back
for the pretzels.
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I didn't take your pretzels.
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Watch the tape--
Mm-hmm.
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Kick, Ms. Chicarelli
will be handling
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all your paper work
from now on.
Isn't that great?
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But it was the janitor
who was trying to frame me.
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I didn't do anything.
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[Janitor]All right, fine.I did do it.
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You've been a railroad spike
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in my wisdom toothfor long enough.
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So I took a few pretzel rodsfrom that pretzel rod.
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Big deal.
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[all gasp]
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It was the janitor.
Kick is innocent.
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Still got to pee.
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Thanks, Ronaldo.
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I don't like you, Buttowski,
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but nobody messes
with my pretzel rods.
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You framed Kick?
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Why I ought to--
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No, please.
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This job is all I ever wanted.
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It's my one joy
even with all the...
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extra work.
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He's skateboard tracking
the ceilings.
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He's scuffing the floors.
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Repainting the lockers.
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Wrestling alligators.
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Wow, wrestling alligators?
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That is totally hardcore.
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Oh, well--
Well, thank you.
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And those were some
pretty mad skills
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keeping up with me back there.
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Well, I guess I picked up
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a few moves
from cleaning up after you.
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You're all right.
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Well, none of it matters.
270
00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:25,290
You're fired.
271
00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,381
Sir, wait.
272
00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:28,535
My awesomeness pushed
this man over the edge.
273
00:10:28,542 --> 00:10:29,712
Anybody who cleans up after me
274
00:10:29,709 --> 00:10:31,459
all the time
deserves a second chance.
275
00:10:31,458 --> 00:10:32,668
Mmm?
276
00:10:32,667 --> 00:10:34,627
Plus, keeping him onboard
would mean less paper work.
277
00:10:34,625 --> 00:10:36,495
Ooh.
278
00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:38,080
All right, Kick,
you've convinced me.
279
00:10:38,083 --> 00:10:39,133
Back to class.
280
00:10:39,125 --> 00:10:41,495
Oh, and you,
back to band practice.
281
00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:43,000
♪♪ [instruments groan]
282
00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,170
Can I go to the bathroom yet?
283
00:10:46,875 --> 00:10:49,705
And as for you,
unnamed janitor,
284
00:10:49,709 --> 00:10:51,379
you've caused
a big mess here today.
285
00:10:51,375 --> 00:10:54,785
One more mess and you are out,
paper work or not.
286
00:10:54,792 --> 00:10:56,172
Oh, thank you, sir.
287
00:10:56,166 --> 00:10:58,456
This school is gonna be
squeaky clean from now on.
288
00:11:04,041 --> 00:11:06,291
[flushes]
289
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:08,291
Starting now.
290
00:11:08,291 --> 00:11:11,131
Come on, Gunther,
let's find you a bathroom.
291
00:11:11,125 --> 00:11:13,825
Ah, already found one.
292
00:11:21,667 --> 00:11:25,167
[Girl]
Oh, Tina, this is your most
refined tea party yet.
293
00:11:25,166 --> 00:11:27,126
Could a girl even ask
for a better princess?
294
00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:28,075
[chuckles]
295
00:11:28,083 --> 00:11:32,383
I'm so grateful
for such loyal friends.
296
00:11:32,375 --> 00:11:34,495
It's the girl little ninjas.
297
00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:36,880
Run!
298
00:11:36,875 --> 00:11:41,415
Ninjas, you've crashed
the wrong tea party.
299
00:11:43,959 --> 00:11:45,919
Oh, no, it's Tina Sometimes.
300
00:11:45,917 --> 00:11:47,537
Sometimes a princess
301
00:11:47,542 --> 00:11:49,672
and sometimes a spy.
302
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:52,377
And I'm gonna sparkle you
into next week.
303
00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:56,250
[all groan]
304
00:11:58,792 --> 00:12:00,382
Ms. Habershaw.
305
00:12:00,375 --> 00:12:01,995
[screeches]
306
00:12:04,625 --> 00:12:06,825
[ninjas cry out]
307
00:12:11,625 --> 00:12:13,205
[unicorn whinnies]
308
00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:20,883
[Kick]
Stunt double.
309
00:12:20,875 --> 00:12:21,785
[Bree]
Quiet, Kick.
310
00:12:21,792 --> 00:12:23,792
[Kick]
Wires.
311
00:12:23,792 --> 00:12:25,462
[Bree]
Quiet, you're running it.
312
00:12:26,834 --> 00:12:29,504
Consider yourself Sometimes.
313
00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:31,630
[audience applauds]
314
00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:33,455
Fake audience.
315
00:12:33,458 --> 00:12:34,578
They sounded real to me.
316
00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:36,793
[audience laughs]
317
00:12:36,792 --> 00:12:38,922
Tina Sometimes is all
smoke and mirrors.
318
00:12:38,917 --> 00:12:40,247
Under that pink jumpsuit,
319
00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:42,210
there's some short stunt guy
in a wig.
320
00:12:42,208 --> 00:12:43,878
There's no way a girl
could do that.
321
00:12:43,875 --> 00:12:45,995
Sit down and give it a chance.
322
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,630
You might like it, Kick.
323
00:12:47,625 --> 00:12:50,075
I would rather gouge out
my own eyes.
324
00:12:50,083 --> 00:12:52,083
[Brad]
Quiet, I can't hear
the theme song.
325
00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:53,133
Brad?
326
00:12:53,125 --> 00:12:54,535
Not a word, dilweed,
327
00:12:54,542 --> 00:12:57,042
or I'll sparkle you
into next week.
328
00:12:57,041 --> 00:12:58,251
I feel dirty.
329
00:13:00,291 --> 00:13:02,421
I don't know why you hate
that show so much.
330
00:13:02,417 --> 00:13:03,787
I think she's kind of cute.
331
00:13:03,792 --> 00:13:05,382
I can't un-see the horror,
332
00:13:05,375 --> 00:13:08,415
but I can crash it out
of my system.
333
00:13:14,875 --> 00:13:16,535
[coughs]
Who the--
334
00:13:31,959 --> 00:13:33,289
[both grunt]
335
00:13:36,542 --> 00:13:38,332
[Director]
Cut!
336
00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:41,083
Are you unconscious?
337
00:13:41,083 --> 00:13:43,333
[both]
I don't do unconscious.
338
00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:44,383
Nice line.
339
00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:45,375
Tina Sometimes?
340
00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:46,375
[gags]
341
00:13:46,375 --> 00:13:47,995
Quick, some one give me
342
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,040
something to gouge out
my own eyes.
343
00:13:50,041 --> 00:13:53,791
I'm not Tina Sometimes.
I'm her stunt double.
344
00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:56,132
I told you it was
a stunt double?
345
00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:57,125
Huh?
346
00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:58,455
Hm-mmm.
347
00:13:58,458 --> 00:14:00,328
A girl stunt double?
348
00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:02,543
Yeah, it's like a boy,
but better.
349
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,922
The names Rossetti,
Scarlett Rossetti,
350
00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:06,667
professional stunt double.
351
00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:09,127
Kick Buttowski,
suburban daredevil.
352
00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:12,035
And I'm Gunther.
353
00:14:12,041 --> 00:14:13,041
Just Gunther.
354
00:14:13,041 --> 00:14:15,291
[audience laughs]
355
00:14:15,291 --> 00:14:19,291
So Tina Sometimes
in Mellowbrook.
356
00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:22,131
Isn't that a pretty big
coincidence?
357
00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:23,125
[audience laughs]
358
00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:25,245
Of course, we're filming here.
359
00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:27,040
There's only one
Dead Man's Drop.
360
00:14:27,041 --> 00:14:28,291
My Dead Man's Drop?
361
00:14:28,291 --> 00:14:29,381
Well, the name's changing
362
00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:31,125
to Girly-Girl Faults.
363
00:14:31,125 --> 00:14:33,575
There's nothing girly about
Dead Man's Drop.
364
00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:35,133
Uh, they'll fix it in post.
365
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,375
[computer beeps]
366
00:14:37,375 --> 00:14:40,705
Is this my eternal punishment
for a lifetime of awesome?
367
00:14:40,709 --> 00:14:41,999
Watch it, pocket size.
368
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,330
That's my job
you're insulting.
369
00:14:48,792 --> 00:14:52,172
So, you like stunts?
370
00:14:52,166 --> 00:14:54,326
I got to get back to work.
371
00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:58,083
And now to commence
Operation Get A Date
With Tina Sometimes
372
00:14:58,083 --> 00:15:00,133
And Then Think Of
A Shorter Name
For This Operation.
373
00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:02,075
[audience laughs]
374
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:06,080
Hey, there.
I sure hope you're
a bag of garbage
375
00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:08,173
because I want to take you out
this Wednesday.
376
00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:09,786
Ew.
377
00:15:09,792 --> 00:15:12,082
I think she likes me.
378
00:15:14,542 --> 00:15:17,502
You will never get away
with this, ninjas.
379
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,830
[strains]
380
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:22,004
I'll use my laser lipstick
to free myself.
381
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,170
Cut.
382
00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:25,666
Bring in the stunt double.
383
00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:27,207
[train horn blares]
384
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,330
Action.
385
00:15:35,166 --> 00:15:36,206
[train horn blares]
386
00:15:40,291 --> 00:15:41,251
Cut!
387
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:42,670
Send in Tina.
388
00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:46,127
And action.
389
00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:49,035
Good thing I had
my trusty laser lipstick
390
00:15:49,041 --> 00:15:50,251
and my trusty skateboard.
391
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,290
Cut.
392
00:15:51,291 --> 00:15:53,381
Brilliant, Tina.
That's a wrap.
393
00:15:53,375 --> 00:15:54,915
Oh, Tina.
394
00:15:54,917 --> 00:15:56,247
Your stunts are so amazing.
395
00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:57,710
How ever do you do it?
396
00:15:57,709 --> 00:15:59,209
Oh, I, um--
397
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:02,078
What can I say?
Born with it.
398
00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:04,253
She's taking credit
for your stunts.
399
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:05,830
That was your train to face.
400
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:08,214
And you took it awesomely
401
00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:09,628
for a girl I mean.
402
00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:11,125
I'm a stunt double.
403
00:16:11,125 --> 00:16:12,955
Sometimes you just
got to be somebody else.
404
00:16:12,959 --> 00:16:14,499
Tina, can I have your--
405
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:15,540
Ew.
406
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:18,502
You're not Tina.
You're nobody.
407
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:21,170
See? No one knows
who you are.
408
00:16:21,166 --> 00:16:23,246
Yeah, and I suppose
your well known.
409
00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:26,463
Kick Buttowski!
410
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,420
Kick Buttowski!
411
00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:32,250
Kick Buttowski!
412
00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:34,750
I said they know me.
I didn't say they like me.
413
00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:36,210
Sweet.
414
00:16:36,208 --> 00:16:38,788
And now I'm gonna get people
to notice you for you.
415
00:16:38,792 --> 00:16:41,252
Unless you like being a nobody.
416
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,000
Look out, world.
Here comes Scarlett.
417
00:16:50,083 --> 00:16:51,133
Scarlett!
418
00:16:52,125 --> 00:16:53,415
[cheetah roars]
419
00:16:54,834 --> 00:16:56,084
Scarlett!
420
00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:01,125
Scarlett!
421
00:17:11,709 --> 00:17:12,749
Hey, Scarlett.
422
00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:14,080
What's up, Scar.
423
00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:16,003
Nice jump from that airplane.
424
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,170
How goes it, Scar?
425
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:19,916
See? Everyone knows you
for you.
426
00:17:19,917 --> 00:17:20,917
Yeah, for me.
427
00:17:20,917 --> 00:17:21,957
Feels good.
428
00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:23,379
Thanks, Kick.
You're okay, uh,
429
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:24,665
for a boy.
430
00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:26,787
Well, there goes my good deed
for the season.
431
00:17:26,792 --> 00:17:28,212
And just in time, too.
432
00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:33,333
Sometimes chop!
433
00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:34,673
[grunts]
What is your problem?
434
00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:36,037
The shoot is over.
435
00:17:36,041 --> 00:17:38,541
Tina is leaving town
and the show might be canceled
436
00:17:38,542 --> 00:17:39,542
all thanks to you.
437
00:17:39,542 --> 00:17:40,832
Your welcome, Earth.
438
00:17:40,834 --> 00:17:43,214
Everyone saw you
with that stunt double today
439
00:17:43,208 --> 00:17:44,458
and now she quit.
440
00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:47,128
Tina can't even blink
without a stunt double.
441
00:17:47,125 --> 00:17:50,325
Help, somebody.
442
00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:52,253
You better get things
back to normal.
443
00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:56,500
[growls]
444
00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:57,500
Consider that a warning.
445
00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:59,540
The world is much better off
446
00:17:59,542 --> 00:18:03,042
without that stupid,
stupid show.
447
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:05,881
[all growl]
448
00:18:05,875 --> 00:18:07,165
[girls yell]
449
00:18:13,083 --> 00:18:14,333
Scarlett,
450
00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:15,503
why'd you quit?
451
00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:18,040
You showed me I could
be my own person.
452
00:18:18,041 --> 00:18:19,081
And I like it.
453
00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:21,291
Wait up.
454
00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:23,041
[girls chatter]
455
00:18:23,041 --> 00:18:25,081
But the show
is gonna be canceled.
456
00:18:25,083 --> 00:18:26,253
Your welcome, Earth.
457
00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:27,250
But--
458
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:29,210
[growls]
459
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:31,538
You got to get things
back to normal.
460
00:18:31,542 --> 00:18:33,252
The world is much better off
461
00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:36,330
without that stupid,
stupid show.
462
00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:37,333
[growls]
463
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:38,753
But I'm not.
464
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:41,330
What am I gonna do, Gunther?
Everyone hates me.
465
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:43,253
And now she's doing
what I usually do.
466
00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:45,330
Ignoring everyone
who hates you.
467
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:48,333
Exactly, I got to get
everything back to normal.
468
00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:49,923
Why are you dressed
like that?
469
00:18:49,917 --> 00:18:52,747
I was selling the real Gunther
and Tina wasn't buying.
470
00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:55,580
So I'm showing her
my romantic side.
471
00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:56,793
Your romantic side?
472
00:18:56,792 --> 00:18:58,172
Sometimes you got
to be something
473
00:18:58,166 --> 00:19:00,326
you don't want to be.
474
00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:02,083
Be something that you
don't want to be?
475
00:19:02,083 --> 00:19:03,753
Gunther, you're a genius.
476
00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:04,750
I am?
477
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:06,290
That means I'm three things.
478
00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:07,331
[screams]
479
00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:09,923
[audience laughs]
480
00:19:20,917 --> 00:19:24,167
Action.
481
00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:26,206
Send in Tina.
482
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,208
Action.
483
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:28,248
Ta-da!
484
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,250
Cut.
485
00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:31,330
[crowd clamoring]
486
00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:34,003
To Dead Man's Drop
for the big finale.
487
00:19:36,125 --> 00:19:38,245
Well, well, well.
488
00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:40,330
Look at yourself.
You're doing exactly
489
00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:41,583
what you told me not to do.
490
00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:43,463
It's the only way
I can do stunts.
491
00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:46,078
The shows back on,
and the angry mob is happy now.
492
00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:47,253
[cheering]
493
00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:48,500
Remember what you said?
494
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:50,790
Sometimes you got
to be someone else.
495
00:19:50,792 --> 00:19:52,502
I can't let you do this, Kick.
496
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:54,420
Besides, you're too short
to be Tina's double.
497
00:19:54,417 --> 00:19:56,127
They'll fix me in post.
498
00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:57,995
What's the matter?
You afraid I'll be
better than you.
499
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,420
Better than me?
500
00:19:59,417 --> 00:20:01,037
Not a chance.
501
00:20:07,041 --> 00:20:08,631
Stop this nonsense.
502
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,325
Do you even know who you are?
503
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:14,463
Sometimes a princess
and sometimes a super spy.
504
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:20,960
It's over Tina Sometimes.
505
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:25,080
Maybe some day.
506
00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:26,423
But not today.
507
00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:31,753
[Announcer]Will Tina defeather newest archenemy,
508
00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:33,460
the Scarlett Letter?
509
00:20:33,458 --> 00:20:35,998
Find out when Scarlett Rossettiguest stars on the next
510
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,540
Tina Sometimes.
511
00:20:37,542 --> 00:20:39,332
[cheers]
512
00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:41,463
Aw, they cut out the best part.
513
00:20:41,458 --> 00:20:43,418
That's because you landed
on the camera.
514
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:47,625
Oh, yeah.
515
00:20:47,625 --> 00:20:49,825
So who's gonna be
Tina's stunt double now?
516
00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:52,084
Meh, they got some
short guy in a wig.
517
00:20:53,834 --> 00:20:56,634
So you got your own character
on the show now.
518
00:20:56,625 --> 00:20:59,785
Maybe next time you're in town,
we'll find out who's better.
519
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:01,542
I don't pass through
any place twice.
520
00:21:01,542 --> 00:21:03,422
I cruise in,
break a few things,
521
00:21:03,417 --> 00:21:04,497
then cruise right on out.
522
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:06,420
Well, then there's something
we got to do.
523
00:21:06,417 --> 00:21:08,747
Yeah, something we must do.
524
00:21:10,041 --> 00:21:11,501
[both]
Woo-hoo!
525
00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:15,463
Ms. Sometimes,
I've come to date you.
526
00:21:15,458 --> 00:21:17,378
And I won't take
go away for answer.
527
00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:19,245
Ugh, fine.
528
00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:21,790
But my stand-in
does all my dating.
529
00:21:21,792 --> 00:21:23,712
Pick me up at 8?
530
00:21:23,709 --> 00:21:26,209
[audience laughs]
531
00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:28,038
[Announcer]That's our Gunther.
532
00:21:28,041 --> 00:21:30,171
[cheering, applause]
533
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,040
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