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♪♪ [theme]
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick, kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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[crash]
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[bird screeches][bird cawing]
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[Announcer]Stunting legend,Boom McCondor.
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You've seen me,
Boom McCondor,
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risk life and limb
for absolutely no reason.
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Caw-caw!
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[snarling]
[laughs]
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Caw-caw-caw!
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Caw-caw!
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[screams]
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Now is your chance
to join me--
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Caw-caw!
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...in beautiful Hawaii
where I'll attempt
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the stunt to end all stunts.
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Warning, stunt to end
all stunts may also end
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walking, breathing,
and blinking.
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This is it, Gunther.
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May entire life has been
building to this moment--
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the chance to do a stunt
with Boom McCondor.
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Caw-caw!
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Just be one of two callers
to win the chance to compete
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in a Boom-Approved
Scavenger Hunt.
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And the winner gets an all
expense paid trip to Hawaii
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for the stunt
to end all stunts.
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Contest begins
at the Call of the Condor.
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Oh, I've got that covered.
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Wow, where did you get
all the phones, Kick?
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Now, I just got to wait
for the call the of--
[condor screeches]
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[phones dial]
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[dial tones]
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[line rings]
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Gunther, it's ringing.
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[Announcer]Congratulations, you arecaller number two.
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You've won a chance to dothe stunt to end all stunts
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with Boom McCondor.
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You know, we don't
have parachutes.
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Parachutes? We don't need
no stinking parachutes.
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Caw-caw!
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Caw-caw!
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I wonder who was
caller number one.
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Boom Mc-- What you say?
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Hawaii?
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Why is that part
of your fantasy?
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Don't judge me.
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Face it, Brad.
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You can't win this.
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You don't even like
Boom McCondor.
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I don't even know
who Boink McBingo is,
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but I'm winning this thing
and going to Hawaii.
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Because I'm older,
bigger, and stronger.
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It's true, Kick.
Brad is all of those things.
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Plus, he's not nice.
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Peanut?
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Hey, that's nice.
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[cries out]
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Give up now, dilweed
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because the Brad will triumph.
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Those Hawaiian babes
know I'm on the way
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and, oh, are they calling.
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Yeah, for help.
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Good one, Gunther.
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Here you go.
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Oh, why thank you. I--
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[screams]
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[crowd cheers]
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[Announcer]
Welcome, everybody.
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Welcome to the Mellowbrook
TV contest event.
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Buttowski versus Buttowski?
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Why we haven't had
a sibling competition
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since the Chicarelli twins
swimsuit contest.
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Clip removed by broadcaststandards and practices.
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[all groan]
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All right, folks.
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Boom will be landing
any minute into this pool full
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of delicious gouda cheese.
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Release me, baby.
[screeches]
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Boom McCondor in person?
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Caw-caw, people.
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[crowd groans]
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Oh, man, I thought gouda
was a soft cheese.
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Let's hear it for Boom McCondor
and his freaky feats.
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[crowd cheers]
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That was not a freaky feat.
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[rats chittering]
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Caw-caw!
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[elephants trumpet]
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That was a freaky feat.
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[both]
Caw-caw!
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This old competition
is gonna show me
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who's extreme enough to join me
in the stunt to end all stunts.
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Warning, stunt to end
all stunts may also end
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whistling, stamp licking,
and nostril functions.
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Let's be honest.
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Is a stunt really a stunt
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if you don't risk
your nostril functions?
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I hear that, Boom.
I hear that.
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And now for the rules.
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Announcer, bring me
my explaining hat.
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Each location holds two cards
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leading youto the next location.
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You must return with every cardplus this skate wheel.
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♪♪ [choir sings]
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The last remaining pieceof my first skateboard, Betsy.
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She's now in a million pieces
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at the bottomof the Grand Canyon.
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Just like the real Betsy.
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Anyway, cross the finish line
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with this in your hand
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and I'll know you're readyto stunt with me.
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Now, you won't knowhow many trails you'll face
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or which one will leadto the skate wheel.
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♪♪ [choir sings]
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And don't bother followingthe angelic effects
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because I'm turning them off.
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[Angels]Bread and butter,bread and butter.
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Good luck.
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And this hat willself-destructed in--
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Now.
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Gunther, pack our bags.
We're going to Hawaii.
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Hooray.
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Peanut?
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No way.
I'm not as dumb as I--
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Oh, lightly salted.
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[can pops]
[Gunther screams]
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All aboard the Brad Express.
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Non-stop service to Hawaii.
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[snickers]
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Caw-caw!
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[condor screeches]
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The hunt as begun.
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[Brad]
I'll send you a picture
of the beach, loser.
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[chuckles]
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No dilweeds in sight.
Hawaii, here I come.
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I'm doing that stunt, Brad.
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Ha-ha! Here's mud
in your eye, loser.
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Yeah, Brad.
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What goes around comes around.
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[cries out]
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Classic, Boom, classic.
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[phone dials]
Horace, Pantsy,
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one of you is gonna join me
on a trip to Hawaii.
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So you better get
your cheating shoes on.
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Send you a picture
of the beach, loser.
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[Announcer]Oh, no, folks.
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Looks like little brotheris gonna have to start
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back at the beginning.
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I was hoping you'd say that.
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Ow.
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[cries out]
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Sorry, Brad.
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Sorry?
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Do you want to go
to Hawaii or not?
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Well, yeah, but those balls
can leave nasty bruises.
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So can my fist.
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[Kick]
Fore!
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What did I tell you, Brad?
Cheaters never--
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Fore!
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More like dilweeds never.
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Where to next?
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[strains]
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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
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[phone rings]
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Not the best time, Gunther.
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Kick, I can't tell which
is your Friday jumpsuit.
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Got to go, Gunther.
Card four awaits.
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Remember, Kick,
it's for Boom McCondor.
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Here, birdie, birdie, birdie,
birdie, birdie, birdie.
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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
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Four cards down.
Four more to--
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[laughs]
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Try it again, dilweed.
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I hear bread suits
are in style.
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[laughs]
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Hope you guys
are still hungry.
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[ducks quacking]
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[tube snaps]
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[gurgles]
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[gasps]
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[groans]
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Widow Makers Peak?
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I'm still in this.
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Good work, Gunther.
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Now, get to the station,
I'm about to win this thing.
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Get that wheel!
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Cheaters.
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Pantsy, the net.
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Never.
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Oh, man.
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[all scream]
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[alligator hisses]
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[screams]
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Win.
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Let's cross that finish line
and go to Hawaii.
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Brad gave this can
of macadamia nuts to celebrate.
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Nuts?
Gunther, no!
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No!
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[laughs]
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We have a winner.
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Why are you dancing?
I'm the one going to Hawaii.
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No, I am.
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[scuffling]
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Caw-caw!
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Congratulations, unibrow,
you're going to Hawaii.
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[screeches]
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Where you'll be my partner
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in the stunt to end all stunts.
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Warning, stunt to end
all stunts may also end
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smiling, ability
to think freely,
and life itself.
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Stunt?
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I don't want to do
some stupid stunt.
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I'm gonna hang out on the beach
with the babes.
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Let me be clear, rat face.
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Either you do the stunt
or you forfeit the win.
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Okay, fine, I'll do
the stupid stunt.
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See you later, dilweed.
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Cheaters always win.
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[screams]
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[beeping sounds]
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[screams]
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[screams]
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Hey, quit rewinding so loud.
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Sure thing, Brad.
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I'm just glad Mom and Dad
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made you take me to Hawaii.
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It wasn't supposed
to be like this.
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Like I said, Brad.
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Cheater's never win.
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[Boom]
Caw-caw!
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Dude.
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Boom McCondor?
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You keep watching that stunt.
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I thought you might like
to give it a try, baby.
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Caw-caw!
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[sighs]
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[condor screeches]
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[Gunther]
Setting the record for
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the Rank of Awesome,Global Book of Awesome
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is must for all who call
themselves daredevils.
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Dirt Bike Mike's record
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for most broken bones
in a single crash.
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Rock Callahan's record
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for longest skid mark.
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Billy Stumps' record
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for most wheels in the air
at one time.
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And soon Kick Buttowski
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will break the record
for most consecutive jumps
on a single ramp.
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Now, if we can only figure out
how not to crash.
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With only one day to practice,
I don't even know how you got
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the Rank of Awesome Guy
to come back after last time.
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[sirens sound]
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Oh, the horror.
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That's it.
I'm never coming back.
267
00:11:56,875 --> 00:12:00,535
But failure is just our fuel
for success.
268
00:12:00,542 --> 00:12:04,542
And nothing is gonna keep me
out of the Book of Awesome.
269
00:12:04,542 --> 00:12:05,712
[thunderclap]
270
00:12:09,375 --> 00:12:10,575
Something's amiss.
271
00:12:10,583 --> 00:12:12,883
[gasps]
272
00:12:14,709 --> 00:12:16,249
Cousin Kyle is here.
273
00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:19,670
[gasps]
Cousin Kyle.
274
00:12:21,166 --> 00:12:24,076
Surprise.
It's me, Cousin Kyle.
275
00:12:24,083 --> 00:12:25,503
Maybe he didn't see us yet.
276
00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:27,170
Hey, guys, what are you
doing up here?
277
00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:28,536
[screams]
278
00:12:28,542 --> 00:12:30,212
I can see my RV from here.
279
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:32,248
Are you gonna crash?
Can I have your bike if you do?
280
00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:33,710
I like pickles.
281
00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:37,379
Defeat has just been ripped
from the jaws of victory.
282
00:12:37,375 --> 00:12:39,575
Hey, where are you going?
Why are you walking away?
283
00:12:39,583 --> 00:12:40,963
I like role playing games.
284
00:12:40,959 --> 00:12:43,129
Aren't you gonna do
your stunt thing?
Not anymore.
285
00:12:43,125 --> 00:12:44,165
Why? Why not?
How come, huh?
286
00:12:44,166 --> 00:12:46,166
Does your last visit
ring a bell?
287
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:47,166
[sirens sound]
288
00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:48,746
Oh, the horror.
289
00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:52,080
That's it.
I'm never coming back.
290
00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:53,583
Oopsie.
291
00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:55,543
So you quit?
You're quitting?
You're a quitter?
292
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:57,962
No, I'm postponing.
I'm a postponer.
293
00:12:57,959 --> 00:13:00,289
Great, so we can hang out
and you can see my marionettes
294
00:13:00,291 --> 00:13:03,291
and I can show you my
magic tricks and so much more!
295
00:13:03,291 --> 00:13:04,881
Okay, the stunts back on.
296
00:13:04,875 --> 00:13:06,285
Awesome. Well, when
is it gonna be.
297
00:13:06,291 --> 00:13:08,211
Not that it matters though
because I'm here all weekend.
298
00:13:08,208 --> 00:13:09,828
All weekend?
299
00:13:09,834 --> 00:13:11,084
[cries out]
300
00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:13,253
All weekend?
301
00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:14,420
All weekend.
302
00:13:14,417 --> 00:13:18,417
[crowd clamoring]
303
00:13:18,417 --> 00:13:20,997
Bye, Mom. Miss you.
See you later, alligator.
Take care.
304
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,290
Hi, everyone.
305
00:13:22,291 --> 00:13:25,211
[all scream]
306
00:13:25,208 --> 00:13:27,248
What are we gonna do, Kick?
307
00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:31,170
We're gonna do the stunt,
but we need a plan.
308
00:13:31,166 --> 00:13:32,666
Why are we whispering?
309
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:35,291
Do you like beef jerky?
310
00:13:35,291 --> 00:13:37,251
I do because one time
I ate up all the meat
311
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:40,460
and all that was left
was a web of fat.
312
00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:44,833
Honey is bee barf.
313
00:13:44,834 --> 00:13:47,134
Ooh, a loose screw.
314
00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:49,286
Good thing I found it.
315
00:13:49,291 --> 00:13:50,921
[rumbling]
316
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:53,417
[screams]
317
00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:55,497
Somebody could've got hurt.
318
00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:57,170
When they put Humpty Dumpty
back together
319
00:13:57,166 --> 00:13:59,326
what do you think they used?
I think they used duct tape.
320
00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:01,583
Dogs sweat out of their mouths
so what are their armpits for?
321
00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:03,463
Why do round pizzas
come in square boxes?
322
00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:06,458
Did you ever notice people
drive on parkways
and park on driveways?
323
00:14:06,458 --> 00:14:08,458
Do you say Illinois
or "Illinoise."
324
00:14:08,458 --> 00:14:10,708
Kyle, if you're gonna
be up here with us,
325
00:14:10,709 --> 00:14:12,539
you have to be
absolutely quiet.
326
00:14:12,542 --> 00:14:13,542
Understand?
327
00:14:13,542 --> 00:14:15,332
Loud and clear.
You don't have
to worry about me.
328
00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:17,883
Mums the word.
I'll be as quiet as a mouse
like I'm not even here.
329
00:14:17,875 --> 00:14:19,575
Do you smell popcorn?
[mumbles]
330
00:14:22,417 --> 00:14:23,497
Don't be nervous, Gunther.
331
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:24,500
I'm not.
332
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:25,630
Then why are you shaking?
333
00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:27,375
It's not me.
334
00:14:28,458 --> 00:14:30,128
The cork's not holding!
335
00:14:30,125 --> 00:14:32,245
He's going to explode!
336
00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:34,040
I before E except after C.
337
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,417
Oopsie.
338
00:14:37,417 --> 00:14:39,247
You know what's weird?
339
00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:41,130
Just ignore it
and it will go away.
340
00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:42,245
I'm allergic to bee stings.
341
00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:43,670
Did you hear anything, Gunther?
342
00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:45,707
Nope, nothing here.
So I like honey.
343
00:14:45,709 --> 00:14:47,669
Just you and me.
But I don't like bee stings.
344
00:14:47,667 --> 00:14:49,497
Just you and me.
No siree.
345
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,710
With no one to distract us.
346
00:14:51,709 --> 00:14:53,079
I wonder what bees
are allergic to.
347
00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:54,463
No distractions.
348
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:55,708
Probably peanut butter.
349
00:14:55,709 --> 00:14:58,709
And nobody to get in the way
of me practicing my stunt
350
00:14:58,709 --> 00:15:00,129
for the Global Book of Awesome.
351
00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:01,165
I like peanut butter.
352
00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:03,206
Not a one.
But not if it's chunky.
353
00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:04,708
Because them little pieces
get stuck on my teeth.
354
00:15:04,709 --> 00:15:06,749
I can't take it anymore!
355
00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:08,630
[screams]
356
00:15:08,625 --> 00:15:11,535
I guess Gunther doesn't like
chunky peanut butter either.
357
00:15:11,542 --> 00:15:13,632
This clearly isn't working.
358
00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:15,875
Sorry you ruined
Kick's stunt, Gunther.
359
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,786
But I know what
will make it all better!
360
00:15:24,417 --> 00:15:25,787
Puppet show.
361
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:27,672
I think you've done enough.
362
00:15:27,667 --> 00:15:30,627
Wait, Kick, Kyle's only
trying to help.
363
00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:32,875
And maybe a puppet show
would cheer me up.
364
00:15:32,875 --> 00:15:37,495
Psst, I'll distract him
while you practice your stunt.
365
00:15:38,875 --> 00:15:43,665
Well, if you think it'll
make you feel better then--
366
00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:46,377
You're about to experience
the most passionate love story
367
00:15:46,375 --> 00:15:47,825
of this or any time.
368
00:15:47,834 --> 00:15:49,794
I take it back, Kick.
I don't want a puppet show.
369
00:15:49,792 --> 00:15:50,792
Kick?
370
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,000
Introducing the lovely
and enchanting--
371
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,460
It's all for Kick.
Pretend to like it for Kick.
372
00:15:56,458 --> 00:15:58,038
Lady Lala.
373
00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:02,171
[gasps]
She's beautiful.
374
00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:03,706
Don't you come any closer.
375
00:16:03,709 --> 00:16:06,709
Hands off the maiden,
you brute.
376
00:16:06,709 --> 00:16:08,329
Haha.
[screams]
377
00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:11,003
I'll save you, Lady Lala.
378
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,710
[scuffling]
379
00:16:14,417 --> 00:16:16,327
Finally, I can practice.
380
00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:24,291
Et tu, Gunther?
381
00:16:24,291 --> 00:16:26,001
Don't worry, Kick.
I can be Gunther.
382
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,630
I'll do whatever you need.
And I can even join you
on your stunt--
383
00:16:28,625 --> 00:16:31,415
Never. I work alone.
Then I'll be your assistant.
384
00:16:31,417 --> 00:16:32,537
[phone rings]
385
00:16:32,542 --> 00:16:33,832
Assistant to Kick Buttowski
speaking.
386
00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:35,714
Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.
387
00:16:35,709 --> 00:16:37,249
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
388
00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:39,330
It's the representative of
The Global Book of Awesome.
389
00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:40,713
Uh-Huh, you're coming tomorrow.
390
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:41,789
Uh-Huh, Kick's last chance
391
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:42,922
to get into the book.
392
00:16:42,917 --> 00:16:44,287
Okay, very good.
And I like orange cats.
393
00:16:44,291 --> 00:16:45,291
[dial tone]
394
00:16:45,291 --> 00:16:46,331
He said--
395
00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:48,753
I heard what he said.
396
00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:50,040
Orange cats.
397
00:16:51,834 --> 00:16:54,384
I don't see
any spare helmets, Kick.
Are you sure it's in here?
398
00:16:54,375 --> 00:16:56,375
I don't see any spare helmets.
You sure it's in here?
399
00:16:56,375 --> 00:16:57,375
Keep looking.
400
00:16:57,375 --> 00:16:58,495
Here you go.
No.
401
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,290
No, that's
a bowling ball.
402
00:17:01,959 --> 00:17:02,959
Just keep looking.
403
00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:08,751
Huh?
404
00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:10,290
Finally.
405
00:17:10,291 --> 00:17:11,751
Found it.
Huh?
406
00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:12,790
Wee.
407
00:17:14,709 --> 00:17:17,789
You wouldn't believe it.
I had to walk home
with my socks on my hands.
408
00:17:17,792 --> 00:17:20,542
Where are we going?
I've been abandoned, but
never in an abandoned building.
409
00:17:20,542 --> 00:17:23,332
And one time a dog
ate my retainer.
410
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:27,713
But it didn't fix his teeth.
411
00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:34,785
And this other time
412
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:37,672
and old lady game me candy
that tasted like purse.
413
00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:38,667
No!
414
00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:39,957
You're unstoppable!
415
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,879
Come back, I'm running
and I'm made of metal.
416
00:17:41,875 --> 00:17:43,915
[gasps]
417
00:17:43,917 --> 00:17:44,877
[sighs]
418
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:46,455
It was only a nightmare.
419
00:17:46,458 --> 00:17:50,998
And he just lies there sleeping
like a baby.
420
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,040
Wait a second.
If Kyle's asleep,
421
00:17:53,041 --> 00:17:55,461
then I should suit up.
422
00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:56,958
♪♪ [theme song plays quietly]
423
00:18:05,917 --> 00:18:07,037
Shh.
424
00:18:09,083 --> 00:18:11,173
[door squeaks]
425
00:18:11,166 --> 00:18:12,536
Sweat dreams, Cousin--
426
00:18:12,542 --> 00:18:14,002
[screams]
427
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,790
You aren't gonna practice
your stunt without me where you?
428
00:18:15,792 --> 00:18:17,542
Because I'm ready!
429
00:18:17,542 --> 00:18:19,632
Ow, ow.
430
00:18:19,625 --> 00:18:21,495
Ow, ow.
431
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,330
[alarm sounds]
432
00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:24,543
[alarm continues]
433
00:18:27,542 --> 00:18:30,632
Didn't want you to sleep in.
We got a big day ahead of us.
434
00:18:30,625 --> 00:18:32,875
Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk.
435
00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:35,415
Brush, brush, brush.
436
00:18:35,417 --> 00:18:36,997
Wash, wash, wash.
437
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000
Munch, munch, much.
438
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,960
[phone rings]
I'll get it.
439
00:18:39,959 --> 00:18:41,169
Assistant to Kick Buttowski
speaking.
440
00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:42,626
Uh-Huh. Uh-Huh.
441
00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:44,075
What? Mm-hmm. Yeah.
You're coming early?
442
00:18:44,083 --> 00:18:45,383
Early?
443
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,455
Not a problem.
We've been practicing.
444
00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:49,248
And I'm wearing
brand-new underwear.
445
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:51,080
Bye, now.
Kick you had a phone call.
446
00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:52,133
Kick?
447
00:18:52,125 --> 00:18:53,375
I've got to practice.
448
00:18:53,375 --> 00:18:54,745
Well, what are we waiting for?
449
00:18:56,375 --> 00:18:57,415
Ding-dong.
450
00:18:59,125 --> 00:19:00,415
Shouldn't we be practicing?
451
00:19:00,417 --> 00:19:02,627
I've got to practice my stunt.
452
00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:04,745
I've got to get rid
of this guy.
453
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:06,960
You know what?
Big Foot is real.
454
00:19:06,959 --> 00:19:10,039
I saw him at a truck show.
Oh, and sand, it's fish poop.
455
00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:23,785
Are we there yet?
456
00:19:23,792 --> 00:19:26,042
[sighs]
457
00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:28,921
[Kyle]
♪ 423 bottles of root beer
on the wall ♪
458
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,457
♪ 423 bottles of root beer,
459
00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:31,958
♪ Take one down
and pass it around♪
460
00:19:31,959 --> 00:19:33,959
♪ 422 bottles of root beer
on the wall ♪
461
00:19:33,959 --> 00:19:35,289
Hey, Kick.
462
00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:37,461
Meet my new friends,
Vadic and Sergei.
463
00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:39,498
Kyle, nyet.
464
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:41,330
Me and Lady Lala
brought you a snow globe.
465
00:19:41,333 --> 00:19:42,333
[grunts]
466
00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:43,673
That's it!
467
00:19:43,667 --> 00:19:45,877
All I wanted to do
was practice my stunt in peace,
468
00:19:45,875 --> 00:19:48,035
but thanks to you I'll never
get in The Book of Awesome.
469
00:19:48,041 --> 00:19:49,131
Kick, no, don't.
470
00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:50,955
[scuffling]
471
00:19:50,959 --> 00:19:53,499
Kyle, you need to get us
out of this before
the representative--
472
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:54,500
Uh-hum.
473
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:56,000
What a waste of time.
474
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,790
All this way to get tangled
in a ball of failure.
475
00:19:58,792 --> 00:20:01,712
I'd make this as a fail,
if I could reach my pen.
476
00:20:01,709 --> 00:20:04,959
Kick, I can't help,
but feel partly responsible
for your failure.
477
00:20:04,959 --> 00:20:06,749
Oh, no, I didn't fail.
478
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:08,040
What do you think you're doing?
479
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,331
We're doing the stunt.
480
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,133
Did you say we, Kick?
481
00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:12,745
As a matter of fact I did, Kyle.
482
00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:14,290
[strains]
483
00:20:14,291 --> 00:20:16,421
[screams]
484
00:20:16,417 --> 00:20:18,917
[Kyle]
Kick, we're doing it.
You and me in a stunt.
485
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:19,997
[Kick]
No talking.
486
00:20:27,041 --> 00:20:28,171
♪♪
487
00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:29,956
[thunderclap]
488
00:20:29,959 --> 00:20:31,169
[gasps]
No.
489
00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:36,003
Hi, Mom, how was
your meeting for work?
490
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,130
Well, I'm afraid riding
491
00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:40,535
as an entangled group
disqualifies you
492
00:20:40,542 --> 00:20:42,962
from getting you into
The Global Book of Awesome.
493
00:20:44,792 --> 00:20:46,082
By yourself anyway.
494
00:20:47,792 --> 00:20:50,172
Kick broke about
three dozen records
in the process.
495
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,166
Never saw anything like it.
496
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:53,166
All right, Kyle, time to go.
497
00:20:54,417 --> 00:20:56,167
Wow, Kick, tears of joy.
498
00:20:56,166 --> 00:20:57,286
I've never seen you so happy.
499
00:20:57,291 --> 00:20:59,081
You sure haven't, Kyle.
500
00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:01,713
Bye, Kyle.
See you later, alligator.
501
00:21:01,709 --> 00:21:03,079
Take care.
502
00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:05,083
[all]
Hasta la vista.Sayonara.
503
00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:08,083
Peace out.
Auf Wiedersehen.
504
00:21:13,291 --> 00:21:15,001
[engine stalls]
505
00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:18,997
Aw, biscuits.
506
00:21:20,667 --> 00:21:21,377
[Kyle]
And they lived
happily ever after
507
00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:23,035
in the land of sunshine
and flowers
508
00:21:23,041 --> 00:21:24,461
and no chunky peanut butter.
509
00:21:24,458 --> 00:21:25,998
The end.
510
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,830
So what you think?
511
00:21:27,834 --> 00:21:30,424
[thunderclap]
512
00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:35,582
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