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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,567 --> 00:00:36,766 [RADIO CHATTER] 2 00:00:40,726 --> 00:00:42,368 CHRISTINE: Joseph, what's the latest on IS? 3 00:00:42,407 --> 00:00:43,648 Do we have any matches? 4 00:00:43,688 --> 00:00:45,248 JOSEPH: Yeah, kind of. I'm having 5 00:00:45,289 --> 00:00:47,009 a little bit of trouble trying to get our software 6 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,930 to distinguish between times when someone has referred 7 00:00:48,968 --> 00:00:50,850 to IS, as in the Islamic State, 8 00:00:50,888 --> 00:00:52,850 which is what I presume we need to keep a record of, 9 00:00:52,889 --> 00:00:55,809 versus times when they'd simply used the word "is." 10 00:00:57,329 --> 00:00:59,011 CHRISTINE: You've spent the best part of a week 11 00:00:59,051 --> 00:01:01,211 looking into all nationwide communication 12 00:01:01,250 --> 00:01:02,652 containing the word "is"? 13 00:01:02,691 --> 00:01:03,690 JOSEPH: Yeah. I mean, you'd be surprised 14 00:01:03,690 --> 00:01:04,891 how much it comes up. 15 00:01:06,052 --> 00:01:07,531 CHRISTINE: Jerry, have you been able to get 16 00:01:07,572 --> 00:01:08,653 a cybertrace on where the Russians 17 00:01:08,692 --> 00:01:09,772 might be operating from? 18 00:01:09,812 --> 00:01:11,053 JERRY: Uh, well, first of all, 19 00:01:11,092 --> 00:01:12,612 good morning, Chris, 20 00:01:12,653 --> 00:01:14,054 uh, and no, 21 00:01:14,093 --> 00:01:15,733 my only guess is that 22 00:01:15,774 --> 00:01:17,055 somehow they're able to operate 23 00:01:17,093 --> 00:01:19,014 even when their main server is asleep. 24 00:01:19,054 --> 00:01:20,575 - JOSEPH: I'm a bit like that. - JERRY: By the way, 25 00:01:20,613 --> 00:01:22,015 has the NSA reached out 26 00:01:22,055 --> 00:01:24,056 to see how I'm getting on with all of this? 27 00:01:24,095 --> 00:01:26,415 CHRISTINE: Yes, of course. If word gets out 28 00:01:26,455 --> 00:01:28,535 that a weapon designed by the NSA 29 00:01:28,577 --> 00:01:30,216 is now in the hands of terrorists, 30 00:01:30,255 --> 00:01:32,057 it's gonna be the biggest humiliation since Snowden. 31 00:01:32,095 --> 00:01:33,976 JERRY: Yeah, I was asking more about, like, 32 00:01:34,017 --> 00:01:36,778 did they reach out to say hi, or... but what you said 33 00:01:36,817 --> 00:01:38,497 was also super important. 34 00:01:38,537 --> 00:01:39,617 CHRISTINE: Right. No. 35 00:01:39,658 --> 00:01:41,378 Also, just so that you know. 36 00:01:41,418 --> 00:01:42,939 as part of GCHQ's commitment 37 00:01:42,977 --> 00:01:44,978 to tackling sexual harassment and discrimination 38 00:01:45,019 --> 00:01:46,898 in the workplace, SciSec has been assigned 39 00:01:46,939 --> 00:01:48,580 Hilary Bowden, who will be leading 40 00:01:48,619 --> 00:01:50,060 some workshops during the day. 41 00:01:50,099 --> 00:01:51,500 JERRY: Is she GCHQ? 42 00:01:51,540 --> 00:01:52,979 CHRISTINE: No, but she comes recommended 43 00:01:53,019 --> 00:01:54,461 by Rupert and Downing Street and she's also 44 00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:55,980 worked closely with Prince Andrew. 45 00:01:56,020 --> 00:01:57,781 JERRY: Not too closely, I hope. 46 00:01:57,820 --> 00:02:01,421 - CHRISTINE: And one final thing. - [DISHES CLATTER] 47 00:02:01,462 --> 00:02:04,943 One final thing. I'm delighted to announce 48 00:02:04,982 --> 00:02:09,623 that SciSec's new fire marshal will be Evelyn. 49 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:12,143 - JOSEPH: Uhh! Was it close? - CHRISTINE: No. 50 00:02:12,184 --> 00:02:13,703 - EVELYN: What do you mean? - CHRISTINE: Well done. 51 00:02:13,744 --> 00:02:15,232 JERRY: Wait a minute. You didn't even apply for the role? 52 00:02:15,232 --> 00:02:16,864 - EVELYN: Well, no. - JERRY: Does HR know? 53 00:02:16,865 --> 00:02:19,386 CHRISTINE: It's fine. It's just something to keep her active 54 00:02:19,424 --> 00:02:20,824 and get her out of my office. 55 00:02:20,864 --> 00:02:22,226 JERRY: Chris, you can't just give that role 56 00:02:22,264 --> 00:02:23,705 to your own daughter. 57 00:02:23,746 --> 00:02:25,186 - CHRISTINE: Why not? - JERRY: Well, isn't that... 58 00:02:25,226 --> 00:02:27,386 what's it called when you favor a relative? 59 00:02:27,425 --> 00:02:29,106 TUVA: Incest? 60 00:02:29,146 --> 00:02:31,188 CHRISTINE: If you're accusing me of nepotism 61 00:02:31,227 --> 00:02:33,707 within GCHQ, it's probably my grandmother 62 00:02:33,748 --> 00:02:34,867 you need to speak to first. 63 00:02:34,908 --> 00:02:36,468 JERRY: Right. Where is she at? 64 00:02:36,508 --> 00:02:37,987 CHRISTINE: Cheltenham Cemetery. 12 across, 4 down. 65 00:02:38,027 --> 00:02:39,789 MARY: Oh, it's lovely around there. 66 00:02:39,828 --> 00:02:42,989 - JERRY: It's bullshit. - CHRISTINE: If only it wasn't so obvious that 67 00:02:43,029 --> 00:02:45,429 Evelyn has got the role purely on merit. 68 00:02:46,829 --> 00:02:48,190 EVELYN: Sorry, got what on merit? 69 00:02:52,590 --> 00:02:55,310 [CHRISTINE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 70 00:02:55,351 --> 00:02:56,870 JOSEPH: Any update from the Russians on how 71 00:02:56,912 --> 00:02:58,352 your mum's getting on there? 72 00:02:58,392 --> 00:03:00,192 MARY: Oh, they won't let me speak to her. 73 00:03:00,233 --> 00:03:01,591 She's very strong-willed. 74 00:03:01,632 --> 00:03:03,712 She once ate a glass vase. 75 00:03:03,753 --> 00:03:05,954 [CHRISTINE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 76 00:03:17,395 --> 00:03:18,995 CHRISTINE: Come along. Let's get this over with. 77 00:03:19,035 --> 00:03:20,396 MARY: Yep. 78 00:03:20,434 --> 00:03:21,796 JERRY: Uh, yeah, hi. 79 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:23,197 I just wanted to make sure you received 80 00:03:23,237 --> 00:03:25,836 my, uh, my donation to the Women's 81 00:03:25,875 --> 00:03:28,917 Progressive Liberal Library Fund. 82 00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:32,597 Yes, $10,000. Great. Thank you. 83 00:03:32,638 --> 00:03:34,198 I'm so sorry. How can I help you? 84 00:03:34,238 --> 00:03:35,959 WOMAN: Hilary Bowden. I'll be leading 85 00:03:35,998 --> 00:03:38,799 the harassment and discrimination sessions today. 86 00:03:38,838 --> 00:03:40,760 JERRY: Oh, right, right. 87 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:42,999 Jerry Bernstein, NSA. 88 00:03:43,039 --> 00:03:46,280 Well, are you a breath of fresh air. 89 00:03:46,319 --> 00:03:47,599 HILARY: Oh, really? Why? 90 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:49,000 JERRY: Oh, just that you're a very... 91 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:54,561 um... um... red. You're very red. 92 00:03:54,601 --> 00:03:55,922 HILARY: Heh. 93 00:03:55,962 --> 00:03:57,442 Were you about to say I was attractive? 94 00:03:57,483 --> 00:04:00,602 JERRY: Maybe. Would that have been OK? 95 00:04:00,643 --> 00:04:02,443 HILARY: Of course. Why not? 96 00:04:02,482 --> 00:04:04,084 JERRY: Well, it's just that, you know, 97 00:04:04,124 --> 00:04:07,084 men like me are often... ah, never mind. 98 00:04:07,124 --> 00:04:08,404 HILARY: No, go on. 99 00:04:08,444 --> 00:04:10,004 JERRY: No, it's just that, you know, 100 00:04:10,043 --> 00:04:13,126 being a good-looking straight white male these days 101 00:04:13,164 --> 00:04:16,085 is kind of like having a target on your back, you know? 102 00:04:23,567 --> 00:04:26,087 Anyway, um, if you need anything at all 103 00:04:26,128 --> 00:04:27,648 while... while you're here, you just, 104 00:04:27,687 --> 00:04:29,167 you know, give me a nudge. 105 00:04:29,208 --> 00:04:31,528 I'm a big fan of your... of your harassment... 106 00:04:31,569 --> 00:04:34,649 of... anti-harass... and... your work, 107 00:04:34,688 --> 00:04:36,288 and... and discrimination. 108 00:04:36,329 --> 00:04:38,089 Very important. 109 00:04:38,129 --> 00:04:39,650 HILARY: Well, then. Shall we? 110 00:04:39,688 --> 00:04:41,609 - JERRY: No, please. - HILARY: No, please. 111 00:04:41,650 --> 00:04:43,650 [JERRY SCOFFS] OK. 112 00:04:43,690 --> 00:04:45,770 Oh! Hello. 113 00:04:45,810 --> 00:04:47,011 HILARY: After you. 114 00:04:49,651 --> 00:04:52,731 JOSEPH: How do you feel about sharing the fire marshal position? 115 00:04:52,772 --> 00:04:54,171 - EVELYN: There's only one tabard. - JOSEPH: Yeah, I know, 116 00:04:54,212 --> 00:04:55,972 but I can always give it a rinse in between. 117 00:04:56,012 --> 00:04:57,612 EVELYN: Aren't you already health and safety officer? 118 00:04:57,653 --> 00:04:58,773 JOSEPH: Oh, yeah, I know, but ever since Elaine 119 00:04:58,773 --> 00:04:59,852 walked into that sheet of glass, 120 00:04:59,893 --> 00:05:01,293 there's been nothing to do. 121 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:02,413 EVELYN: Well, what do you want me to do? 122 00:05:02,454 --> 00:05:03,533 Start a fire? 123 00:05:03,574 --> 00:05:05,334 HILARY: That's not really necessary. [GIGGLES] 124 00:05:05,373 --> 00:05:06,814 Good morning, everyone. 125 00:05:06,853 --> 00:05:08,254 - JERRY: Good morning. - JOSEPH: Good morning. 126 00:05:08,294 --> 00:05:09,814 HILARY: As you know, my name is Hilary Bowden. 127 00:05:09,854 --> 00:05:12,575 I'm an ambassador for CBT in the workplace. 128 00:05:12,614 --> 00:05:15,136 I have experience with animals. 129 00:05:15,175 --> 00:05:18,936 And I am co-creator of the biodegradable coil. 130 00:05:18,976 --> 00:05:20,816 We are stretched for time, so, 131 00:05:20,856 --> 00:05:22,217 just to get the ball rolling, 132 00:05:22,256 --> 00:05:24,777 I'd like to start with a general chat 133 00:05:24,817 --> 00:05:28,418 about our own personal experiences of harassment. 134 00:05:28,459 --> 00:05:29,898 Would anyone like to go first? 135 00:05:33,219 --> 00:05:34,419 - JERRY: Well... - JOSEPH: [INDISTINCT] 136 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:35,739 - oh, no. - JERRY: No. 137 00:05:35,780 --> 00:05:37,220 - JOSEPH: You sure? - JERRY: Yeah. you go. 138 00:05:37,259 --> 00:05:38,780 JOSEPH: So, I often get teased quite a lot 139 00:05:38,819 --> 00:05:40,059 because of my height. I don't know if 140 00:05:40,100 --> 00:05:41,581 that counts as harassment per se. 141 00:05:41,620 --> 00:05:43,180 HILARY: I see. And from a psychological 142 00:05:43,221 --> 00:05:45,021 point of view, does that get you down? 143 00:05:45,060 --> 00:05:47,022 JOSEPH: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground, 144 00:05:47,061 --> 00:05:48,861 if that's what... is that what you meant? 145 00:05:48,902 --> 00:05:50,701 HILARY: But do you ever find it restricting? 146 00:05:50,741 --> 00:05:52,222 JOSEPH: Oh, no. No, not... I mean, 147 00:05:52,261 --> 00:05:54,463 within reason, I can fit into any size space, so. 148 00:05:54,502 --> 00:05:56,182 - HILARY: Like a squid. - JOSEPH: Or a gas. 149 00:05:56,223 --> 00:05:58,743 HILARY: And Jerry, as the alpha of the pack, 150 00:05:58,784 --> 00:06:00,224 have you always been this tall? 151 00:06:00,263 --> 00:06:03,503 JERRY: Yeah, since birth. I'm... I'm tall everywhere. 152 00:06:03,545 --> 00:06:05,905 HILARY: And are you now at your maximum height, do you think? 153 00:06:05,943 --> 00:06:08,225 JERRY: Actually, I can feel myself growing right now. 154 00:06:09,426 --> 00:06:13,986 HILARY: Lovely. OK. So, I would like to try a little bit of role play. 155 00:06:14,026 --> 00:06:15,987 Mary and Joseph. 156 00:06:16,027 --> 00:06:18,387 Come help me at the front here. 157 00:06:18,427 --> 00:06:19,706 Um, Jerry, could you please, 158 00:06:19,746 --> 00:06:21,867 chair for me, please. 159 00:06:21,908 --> 00:06:23,508 - [SMACK] - JERRY: Oh! 160 00:06:23,548 --> 00:06:25,827 HILARY: OK, so, I want you to imagine 161 00:06:25,867 --> 00:06:27,828 that Mary has been bullying Joseph 162 00:06:27,868 --> 00:06:29,789 - for his height, say, and... - MARY: Why? 163 00:06:29,828 --> 00:06:30,868 HILARY: Well, actually, that's a good point. 164 00:06:30,868 --> 00:06:33,910 In theory, why else might we want to make fun of Joseph? 165 00:06:33,949 --> 00:06:35,150 JERRY: I don't know the best way to say this. 166 00:06:35,189 --> 00:06:36,911 The color of his skin? 167 00:06:36,949 --> 00:06:38,830 - HILARY: Yes, thank you. - CHRISTINE: His intellect. 168 00:06:38,869 --> 00:06:40,630 - EVELYN: Size of his nose. - JERRY: The way he dresses. 169 00:06:40,671 --> 00:06:41,672 JOSEPH: I think that's probably enough. 170 00:06:41,672 --> 00:06:42,750 JERRY: His one brow? 171 00:06:42,791 --> 00:06:44,271 JOSEPH: Jerry, I think that... 172 00:06:44,310 --> 00:06:45,592 HILARY: Yes, that's a good amount of variables. 173 00:06:45,631 --> 00:06:46,871 And which one of these are you 174 00:06:46,912 --> 00:06:48,673 most comfortable talking about, Mary? 175 00:06:48,712 --> 00:06:52,632 MARY: Oh. Probably, um... uh... 176 00:06:52,673 --> 00:06:54,073 the color of his skin? 177 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:56,073 HILARY: Yes. I agree. At least in theory, 178 00:06:56,113 --> 00:06:57,674 that's certainly the most obvious. 179 00:06:57,713 --> 00:06:59,595 JERRY: I don't know. That nose is pretty big. 180 00:06:59,633 --> 00:07:00,953 JOSEPH: Jerry. 181 00:07:00,994 --> 00:07:02,193 HILARY: So, I want you to imagine 182 00:07:02,235 --> 00:07:03,795 that you've had a run-in with Joseph 183 00:07:03,834 --> 00:07:06,195 and you've ended up saying something racist. 184 00:07:06,236 --> 00:07:09,116 MARY: Do you want me to actually say the word out loud? 185 00:07:09,156 --> 00:07:11,236 HILARY: Well, do you have a particular word in mind? 186 00:07:11,275 --> 00:07:12,677 MARY: A few, yes. 187 00:07:12,716 --> 00:07:15,797 Oh, but only because Mum used to talk in her sleep. 188 00:07:15,837 --> 00:07:17,397 - JOSEPH: Right. - HILARY: Just for my write-up, 189 00:07:17,438 --> 00:07:19,358 Christine, what proportion of the office is black? 190 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:23,119 JERRY: Sorry. I believe the correct term is African-American. 191 00:07:23,159 --> 00:07:25,479 EVELYN: I think quite a lot of the furniture is black. 192 00:07:25,518 --> 00:07:27,079 Sorry. African-American. 193 00:07:27,119 --> 00:07:29,000 CHRISTINE: Of course, we have very few, if any, 194 00:07:29,039 --> 00:07:30,800 African-Americans working here. 195 00:07:30,839 --> 00:07:32,879 JERRY: What? How do you get away with that? 196 00:07:39,681 --> 00:07:41,122 HILARY: OK. I think that's enough. 197 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:43,281 - JOSEPH: Yeah. - CHRISTINE: Now we can all relax. 198 00:07:43,321 --> 00:07:44,841 HILARY: How did that make you feel, Joseph? 199 00:07:44,882 --> 00:07:48,563 JOSEPH: Uh... I guess it made me feel a bit more white. 200 00:07:48,603 --> 00:07:52,604 JERRY: Hilary, given that I hang out with Joseph so much, 201 00:07:52,643 --> 00:07:55,165 does that mean I can never be accused of being a racist? 202 00:07:55,204 --> 00:07:57,365 HILARY: OK, well, let's break that down, shall we? 203 00:07:57,404 --> 00:07:58,724 Does your friendship with Joseph 204 00:07:58,763 --> 00:08:00,764 ever feel like a conscious decision? 205 00:08:00,805 --> 00:08:01,885 - JOSEPH: Absolutely. - JERRY: Never. 206 00:08:01,926 --> 00:08:04,046 - JOSEPH: Oh. - JERRY: I mean, a little bit of both. 207 00:08:04,085 --> 00:08:06,687 HILARY: It's not an act of pity or self-defense? 208 00:08:06,725 --> 00:08:08,126 JOSEPH: How would it be an act of self-defense? 209 00:08:08,166 --> 00:08:09,645 HILARY: Well, perhaps it makes Jerry feel 210 00:08:09,687 --> 00:08:11,086 more powerful, surrounding himself 211 00:08:11,127 --> 00:08:12,767 - with people of color. - EVELYN: Like in "Moana." 212 00:08:12,807 --> 00:08:13,886 - HILARY: Yeah. - JERRY: No, I'd never do that. 213 00:08:13,928 --> 00:08:16,248 That's not to say I don't feel powerful around you, buddy, 214 00:08:16,287 --> 00:08:17,448 but I think anyone would. 215 00:08:17,487 --> 00:08:19,528 JOSEPH: Hmm. 216 00:08:19,568 --> 00:08:21,127 [NO AUDIO] 217 00:08:22,689 --> 00:08:25,450 HILARY: OK, so, this next bit's actually taken from my latest book. 218 00:08:25,489 --> 00:08:28,290 It's just a scenario that I'd like you to mull over 219 00:08:28,329 --> 00:08:29,609 before we break for lunch. 220 00:08:29,651 --> 00:08:33,651 Now, what if Jerry invited Joseph over to his house? 221 00:08:33,691 --> 00:08:35,330 TUVA: He's staying in a hotel. 222 00:08:35,370 --> 00:08:37,572 HILARY: OK, so, imagine he invites him over to his hotel 223 00:08:37,611 --> 00:08:39,331 - and cooks him a delicious... - TUVA: Doesn't have a kitchen. 224 00:08:39,371 --> 00:08:41,011 JERRY: Well, let's just assume it's a suite. 225 00:08:41,052 --> 00:08:42,851 I'm sure they'd upgrade me if I asked. 226 00:08:42,892 --> 00:08:44,293 JOSEPH: Couldn't you just use the hotel kitchen? 227 00:08:44,332 --> 00:08:45,893 EVELYN: That was going to be my question. 228 00:08:45,933 --> 00:08:47,193 - Christine: - JESUS. JERRY: No, I don't want 229 00:08:47,233 --> 00:08:48,653 to hang out with those guys. 230 00:08:48,693 --> 00:08:51,493 I'm trying to cook Joseph a nice, romantic children's meal. 231 00:08:51,534 --> 00:08:54,333 HILARY: The point is, Jerry ends up cooking Joseph 232 00:08:54,373 --> 00:08:56,854 a really big, vibrant curry. 233 00:08:56,895 --> 00:08:58,614 CHRISTINE: You wrote a book about this? 234 00:08:58,655 --> 00:09:01,374 - JOSEPH: I quite like curry. - JERRY: Oh, there you go. See? 235 00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:03,176 HILARY: The question is, though, is that racist? 236 00:09:03,215 --> 00:09:04,856 JERRY: No way. I'm just using up 237 00:09:04,896 --> 00:09:06,777 all the ingredients I had left over. 238 00:09:06,816 --> 00:09:08,657 EVELYN: I thought that was pancake day. 239 00:09:08,698 --> 00:09:09,938 HILARY: But is this a sign that we have 240 00:09:09,977 --> 00:09:12,058 preconceived ideas of people? 241 00:09:12,097 --> 00:09:14,578 JERRY: No. I'm just trying to cook my best friend in London... 242 00:09:14,617 --> 00:09:17,018 - JOSEPH: Cheltenham. - JERRY: Cheltenham his favorite meal. 243 00:09:17,058 --> 00:09:18,738 - JOSEPH: I never said it was my favorite. - HILARY: See? 244 00:09:18,779 --> 00:09:21,299 JERRY: Yeah, but I'd do the same for... for anyone. 245 00:09:21,338 --> 00:09:23,019 I mean, apart from Tuva, maybe. 246 00:09:23,060 --> 00:09:24,780 TUVA: Why? What would you cook for me? 247 00:09:24,820 --> 00:09:27,821 JERRY: I'm imagining a more fragrant, spicy, 248 00:09:27,860 --> 00:09:28,940 kind of noodle thing. 249 00:09:28,980 --> 00:09:30,500 CHRISTINE: Surely that's time. 250 00:09:30,541 --> 00:09:32,302 - JERRY: With a side of crickets. - TUVA: The fuck? 251 00:09:32,341 --> 00:09:34,182 MARY: Are we not doing the bit in the role play 252 00:09:34,221 --> 00:09:35,702 where I call Joseph a... 253 00:09:40,823 --> 00:09:42,732 JERRY: Wow. 254 00:09:50,074 --> 00:09:51,987 CHRISTINE: Phones off. 255 00:09:52,045 --> 00:09:56,406 - Up. Move. - EVELYN: Oh, what? God. 256 00:09:56,444 --> 00:09:57,845 Look at you. 257 00:10:00,886 --> 00:10:02,646 - JERRY: Move up. - JOSEPH: Yeah. 258 00:10:04,044 --> 00:10:06,646 JERRY: Hilary just grabbed my junk again. 259 00:10:06,685 --> 00:10:08,605 JOSEPH: What? Why? 260 00:10:08,646 --> 00:10:10,085 JERRY: Maybe it's some kind of game, 261 00:10:10,125 --> 00:10:12,805 like a perverted version of Bop It. 262 00:10:12,844 --> 00:10:14,766 Whatever it is, I think she's winning. 263 00:10:14,805 --> 00:10:16,006 JOSEPH: Are you gonna say something? 264 00:10:16,045 --> 00:10:17,366 JERRY: I don't know. I mean, 265 00:10:17,405 --> 00:10:18,845 what if she's just really into me? 266 00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:20,205 JOSEPH: What if she's not? 267 00:10:20,246 --> 00:10:21,606 JERRY: Well, then I'm gonna tell on her. 268 00:10:21,645 --> 00:10:22,844 JOSEPH: To Chris? 269 00:10:22,886 --> 00:10:24,445 MARY: What's going on? 270 00:10:24,486 --> 00:10:26,445 JOSEPH: Oh, just tell her Hilary grabbed Jerry's crotch 271 00:10:26,485 --> 00:10:27,646 and he wants to tell Chris. 272 00:10:27,684 --> 00:10:30,166 - MARY: Oh. - JOSEPH: Pass it on. 273 00:10:30,205 --> 00:10:33,366 MARY: Something about Jerry and Chris's crotch. 274 00:10:33,406 --> 00:10:34,965 I didn't really catch it. 275 00:10:35,006 --> 00:10:36,805 - TUVA: You caught something? - MARY: I don't know, 276 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:38,526 but we all have to pass it on. 277 00:10:39,766 --> 00:10:41,926 - TUVA: Jerry's got an STD. - EVELYN: What? 278 00:10:41,965 --> 00:10:44,246 - TUVA: Pass it on. - EVELYN: Ew. No. Gross. 279 00:10:46,925 --> 00:10:48,805 Jerry's got syphilis again. 280 00:10:50,845 --> 00:10:52,806 [JERRY MOUTHING WORDS] 281 00:10:55,805 --> 00:10:58,406 HILARY: It's sexual harassment time. 282 00:10:58,445 --> 00:11:02,527 What I want to examine is what's acceptable in the workplace, 283 00:11:02,565 --> 00:11:06,685 what's unacceptable, and ultimately, what's illegal. 284 00:11:06,726 --> 00:11:08,526 - JERRY: Yeah, me, too. - HILARY: Can anyone give me 285 00:11:08,566 --> 00:11:11,406 an example of something that's illegal in the workplace? 286 00:11:11,445 --> 00:11:12,445 TUVA: Homicide. 287 00:11:12,487 --> 00:11:17,926 HILARY: Yes, but I'm particularly interested in those muddier areas. 288 00:11:17,966 --> 00:11:21,926 Who uses kisses at the end of their emails? 289 00:11:21,966 --> 00:11:23,767 And how does everyone else feel about that? 290 00:11:23,805 --> 00:11:26,447 - CHRISTINE: How do you think? - JERRY: The only thing that bothers me 291 00:11:26,448 --> 00:11:28,486 is when the whole email is just a kiss. 292 00:11:28,527 --> 00:11:31,607 - HILARY: Even the subject line? - JERRY: Yeah, there's like kisses just everywhere. 293 00:11:31,647 --> 00:11:33,006 JOSEPH: Yeah, in my defense 294 00:11:33,046 --> 00:11:34,607 I think a lot of those were group emails. 295 00:11:34,647 --> 00:11:36,086 CHRISTINE: They were. Joseph: Yeah. 296 00:11:36,127 --> 00:11:37,127 EVELYN: Why haven't I received one of them? 297 00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:39,072 JOSEPH: I don't know. You'd have to check your mailbox settings. 298 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:43,326 - EVELYN: OK. - MARY: I sometimes use hugs at the end of my emails. 299 00:11:43,367 --> 00:11:44,846 JERRY: What's a hug? JOSEPH: Kind of like... 300 00:11:44,887 --> 00:11:46,925 JERRY: No. Get off. No, I mean 301 00:11:46,966 --> 00:11:49,006 how do you write a hug in email? 302 00:11:49,045 --> 00:11:51,007 MARY: Oh. Well, I type a big capital "O," 303 00:11:51,046 --> 00:11:53,686 or I use open and closed brackets. 304 00:11:53,726 --> 00:11:55,926 HILARY: Just to offer you my professional opinion, 305 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,805 and I'd say the same to the royals, 306 00:11:57,846 --> 00:12:00,607 I'd worry that might look a little like an entranceway. 307 00:12:00,647 --> 00:12:03,806 MARY: Oh. What, like I'm inviting someone in? 308 00:12:03,845 --> 00:12:05,926 - JERRY: Yeah, baby. - JOSEPH: That's not allowed. 309 00:12:05,965 --> 00:12:07,287 - JERRY: What? "Yeah, baby"? - JOSEPH: Yeah. 310 00:12:07,326 --> 00:12:09,206 JERRY: Oh, come on. It's harmless, isn't it? 311 00:12:09,247 --> 00:12:10,446 It's just like two words. 312 00:12:10,487 --> 00:12:11,966 TUVA: So is "sugar tits." 313 00:12:12,007 --> 00:12:13,287 - JERRY: Thank you. - HILARY: Christine, how do you 314 00:12:13,326 --> 00:12:14,726 usually sign off your emails? 315 00:12:14,766 --> 00:12:16,527 - Would you ever use a kiss? - CHRISTINE: No. 316 00:12:16,565 --> 00:12:19,206 I only ever sign off with an "X" if I want that person killed. 317 00:12:19,247 --> 00:12:20,846 HILARY: Hmm. Tony Blair does that. 318 00:12:20,887 --> 00:12:22,247 EVELYN: Is that why you keep doing that to me? 319 00:12:22,287 --> 00:12:23,887 CHRISTINE: No. If I wanted you killed, 320 00:12:23,926 --> 00:12:27,127 I'd probably just do it in your sleep. 321 00:12:27,167 --> 00:12:28,407 EVELYN: Oh, my gosh. 322 00:12:28,446 --> 00:12:29,607 HILARY: So, one additional thing I'm keen 323 00:12:29,647 --> 00:12:32,206 to examine within these sessions 324 00:12:32,247 --> 00:12:33,607 is the degree to which 325 00:12:33,647 --> 00:12:35,287 our decisions are affected 326 00:12:35,326 --> 00:12:36,767 by unconscious bias. 327 00:12:36,806 --> 00:12:37,806 JERRY: I wouldn't know. 328 00:12:37,846 --> 00:12:39,326 HILARY: Exactly. So, 329 00:12:39,367 --> 00:12:40,926 the best way I like to test this 330 00:12:40,966 --> 00:12:43,207 is by imagining that the building is on fire 331 00:12:43,248 --> 00:12:45,967 and working out who you would save first. 332 00:12:46,007 --> 00:12:47,726 - JOSEPH AND JERRY: Jerry. - MARY: Quentin. 333 00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:49,608 - TUVA: Joseph. - EVELYN: Mum. 334 00:12:49,647 --> 00:12:51,046 - CHRISTINE: Mary. - MARY: Oh! 335 00:12:51,087 --> 00:12:52,767 - CHRISTINE: You're the lightest. - MARY: Hmm. 336 00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:54,607 HILARY: Well, no, try and ignore all other factors. 337 00:12:54,647 --> 00:12:56,607 So, let's pretend that you're Superman 338 00:12:56,647 --> 00:12:58,687 and therefore, the size and weight 339 00:12:58,726 --> 00:13:00,846 of an individual isn't important. 340 00:13:00,887 --> 00:13:03,046 So, assuming you're Superman, Jerry, 341 00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:05,288 would Mary be your first choice as well? 342 00:13:05,327 --> 00:13:07,367 JERRY: Uh, I'm not sure. 343 00:13:07,408 --> 00:13:08,846 I'd be worried about her wig 344 00:13:08,887 --> 00:13:10,926 catching fire and damaging my cape. 345 00:13:10,966 --> 00:13:12,806 - MARY: That's not a wig. - EVELYN: What about me? 346 00:13:12,847 --> 00:13:14,846 JERRY: Oh, well, you'd be OK for a few hours 347 00:13:14,887 --> 00:13:16,686 in your mom's glass box up there. 348 00:13:16,726 --> 00:13:19,528 - TUVA: Not if it melts. - EVELYN: Oh, Tuva. 349 00:13:19,567 --> 00:13:20,727 HILARY: Chris, I'm sure you'd want 350 00:13:20,768 --> 00:13:22,288 to save Evelyn at some point. 351 00:13:22,327 --> 00:13:24,547 CHRISTINE: Well, I wouldn't want to be accused of nepotism, would I? 352 00:13:24,548 --> 00:13:26,021 EVELYN: So, you'd rather I burned to death? 353 00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:28,767 JOSEPH: To be honest, I don't think any of this would have happened 354 00:13:28,806 --> 00:13:30,168 if I'd have been made fire marshal in the first place. 355 00:13:30,207 --> 00:13:31,608 HILARY: So, what we actually recommend 356 00:13:31,648 --> 00:13:34,287 as a way of avoiding unconscious bias within this scenario 357 00:13:34,327 --> 00:13:35,608 is to save people, 358 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,447 but in alphabetical order. 359 00:13:37,488 --> 00:13:38,767 JERRY: Oh. Great. 360 00:13:38,806 --> 00:13:40,326 HILARY: Starting with you, Christine. 361 00:13:40,367 --> 00:13:42,047 - JERRY: What? - HILARY: Followed by Evelyn. 362 00:13:42,086 --> 00:13:44,047 - EVELYN: Great. - HILARY: And it would be me... 363 00:13:44,087 --> 00:13:46,288 Hilary... if I happened to be around. 364 00:13:46,327 --> 00:13:47,566 CHRISTINE: Yes, what a shame you're only here 365 00:13:47,607 --> 00:13:49,047 for one day of the year. 366 00:13:49,086 --> 00:13:50,727 - JOSEPH: Like Santa Claus. - MARY: Or a smear test. 367 00:13:50,768 --> 00:13:51,967 JOSEPH: Yes. 368 00:13:55,807 --> 00:13:57,087 HILARY: What I want to look at now 369 00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:58,567 is physical interaction. 370 00:13:58,608 --> 00:14:02,847 Now, I will warn you that some of this is quite sensitive, but 371 00:14:02,888 --> 00:14:05,008 I did try some of these techniques out 372 00:14:05,047 --> 00:14:06,888 at a COBRA meeting last week, 373 00:14:06,927 --> 00:14:08,927 so, they are perfectly safe. 374 00:14:08,967 --> 00:14:12,248 Ah, Jerry, do you mind joining me at the front, please? 375 00:14:12,288 --> 00:14:14,727 So, what I'm going to do is I'm going to demonstrate 376 00:14:14,768 --> 00:14:17,008 how to hug a colleague the correct way 377 00:14:17,047 --> 00:14:18,967 from a legal point of view. 378 00:14:19,008 --> 00:14:23,648 OK, so, here we go. And 1, 2, and then off. 379 00:14:24,807 --> 00:14:26,608 Now, if you want to put a bit of force 380 00:14:26,649 --> 00:14:28,128 back into your pushback, just to prove 381 00:14:28,169 --> 00:14:30,687 there's no agenda there, that's absolutely fine. 382 00:14:30,727 --> 00:14:32,288 But what if your colleague 383 00:14:32,327 --> 00:14:34,408 has just witnessed something horrendous 384 00:14:34,447 --> 00:14:36,369 on the web and you feel 385 00:14:36,408 --> 00:14:38,248 like a longer hug is necessary? 386 00:14:38,288 --> 00:14:40,488 So, you might want to go for a... 387 00:14:40,528 --> 00:14:43,128 a 1, 2, 3, and then... 388 00:14:45,248 --> 00:14:46,369 JERRY: Jesus. 389 00:14:46,408 --> 00:14:49,048 HILARY: OK? So, why don't we all give that a go? 390 00:14:50,648 --> 00:14:52,008 MARY: Hold on to my hand. 391 00:14:52,047 --> 00:14:54,008 1... 1. 392 00:14:54,047 --> 00:14:56,567 HILARY: Be careful. She's ancient. 393 00:14:56,609 --> 00:14:57,848 JOSEPH: Give me a hug. 394 00:14:57,889 --> 00:14:59,567 CHRISTINE: OK, here? Here? 395 00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:02,207 - That was awkward, actually. - EVELYN: Yeah. 396 00:15:02,248 --> 00:15:04,608 HILARY: On the count of 3, I want you to all 397 00:15:04,648 --> 00:15:05,807 arrange yourselves in order 398 00:15:05,847 --> 00:15:08,208 of who you feel is most likely 399 00:15:08,248 --> 00:15:09,528 to be taken advantage of. 400 00:15:09,567 --> 00:15:10,928 1, 2, 3, go. 401 00:15:19,207 --> 00:15:21,087 Fantastic. Now, please sit back down. 402 00:15:29,768 --> 00:15:32,289 - JERRY: Ah, I have a question. - HILARY: Sure. 403 00:15:32,328 --> 00:15:34,409 JERRY: What if someone were to, 404 00:15:34,448 --> 00:15:36,009 I don't know, say, 405 00:15:36,048 --> 00:15:39,328 grab your ass or your crotch. 406 00:15:39,369 --> 00:15:43,489 Would I report that as sexual harassment or... 407 00:15:43,529 --> 00:15:45,009 HILARY: Or what? 408 00:15:45,048 --> 00:15:46,609 JERRY: Or would I 409 00:15:46,649 --> 00:15:48,448 correctly interpret that 410 00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,169 as someone having 411 00:15:50,208 --> 00:15:52,889 extremely strong feelings for me? 412 00:15:52,928 --> 00:15:55,688 HILARY: I wouldn't have thought so, no. 413 00:15:55,728 --> 00:15:56,848 JERRY: Really? 414 00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:59,088 Then why is that person 415 00:15:59,129 --> 00:16:01,328 going around grabbing people's crotches? 416 00:16:01,369 --> 00:16:04,208 HILARY: I guess because it makes them feel powerful, 417 00:16:04,249 --> 00:16:05,769 especially when they know 418 00:16:05,808 --> 00:16:08,129 that no one will ever believe the other party. 419 00:16:08,169 --> 00:16:09,928 JERRY: What? Why would they do that? 420 00:16:09,968 --> 00:16:11,609 I mean, that's totally fucked up. 421 00:16:11,649 --> 00:16:12,769 HILARY: I know, but sadly, 422 00:16:12,808 --> 00:16:14,009 it's what the science shows us 423 00:16:14,048 --> 00:16:15,489 again and again. 424 00:16:15,529 --> 00:16:19,048 JERRY: OK. For those of you who don't know what's going on here... 425 00:16:20,448 --> 00:16:22,649 Hilary grabbed my crotch 426 00:16:22,688 --> 00:16:26,289 and my tush earlier, multiple times. 427 00:16:26,328 --> 00:16:28,129 HILARY: OK, so, now might be a good time 428 00:16:28,169 --> 00:16:31,048 to look at how best to deal with both accusations. 429 00:16:31,088 --> 00:16:33,889 - JERRY: What? - HILARY: Mary, do you mind joining us, please? 430 00:16:33,928 --> 00:16:36,048 JERRY: Wait, no, hold it. This is bullshit. 431 00:16:36,088 --> 00:16:37,609 - She's lying. - HILARY: So, Jerry, 432 00:16:37,650 --> 00:16:39,529 what I want you to do is just demonstrate 433 00:16:39,568 --> 00:16:41,169 what you believe happened 434 00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:42,609 as part of a role play. 435 00:16:42,649 --> 00:16:45,129 JERRY: Fine. On you or... or Mary? 436 00:16:45,169 --> 00:16:46,449 MARY AND HILARY: On Mary. 437 00:16:47,889 --> 00:16:51,169 JERRY: Uh... mm. No-no. 438 00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:52,769 No-no, I... no, 439 00:16:52,810 --> 00:16:54,289 I'm not falling for this. 440 00:16:54,330 --> 00:16:55,728 There might be a trap. 441 00:16:55,769 --> 00:16:56,928 HILARY: Mary, is it a trap? 442 00:16:56,968 --> 00:16:58,448 MARY: I don't think so. 443 00:16:58,489 --> 00:17:00,130 No one's ever called it that before. 444 00:17:00,169 --> 00:17:01,768 HILARY: And what if it were the other way around? 445 00:17:01,809 --> 00:17:03,090 JERRY: What, like, I grab her ass? 446 00:17:03,130 --> 00:17:04,370 HILARY: What if she were to grab you? 447 00:17:04,409 --> 00:17:05,570 - MARY: Now? - JERRY: No! 448 00:17:05,609 --> 00:17:06,609 HILARY: Whenever you're ready. 449 00:17:06,649 --> 00:17:07,929 JERRY: Mary, what the fuck? 450 00:17:07,969 --> 00:17:09,729 Isn't someone gonna say something? 451 00:17:09,769 --> 00:17:11,688 MARY: Sorry, are we still in the role play? 452 00:17:11,728 --> 00:17:12,810 - HILARY: Yes. - JERRY: No! 453 00:17:12,850 --> 00:17:14,009 JOSEPH: I'm really confused. 454 00:17:14,050 --> 00:17:15,529 CHRISTINE: Great. Are we done? 455 00:17:15,570 --> 00:17:17,208 - HILARY: Mary, thank you. - JERRY: What... 456 00:17:17,249 --> 00:17:20,050 what... are you all just gonna sit there? Chris! 457 00:17:20,090 --> 00:17:21,529 CHRISTINE: I'm sorry. I was miles away. 458 00:17:21,570 --> 00:17:24,570 HILARY: And what Jerry's doing here is pretending to object. 459 00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:26,528 - JERRY: No, I'm not. - EVELYN: Uh, that's really clever. 460 00:17:26,569 --> 00:17:27,850 JERRY: Why would I do that? 461 00:17:27,890 --> 00:17:30,410 HILARY: To demonstrate what happens when someone cries wolf. 462 00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:33,208 JERRY: I'm not... I'm not crying wolf, OK? 463 00:17:33,248 --> 00:17:34,610 It really happened. 464 00:17:34,650 --> 00:17:36,170 TUVA: That's exactly what the boy said. 465 00:17:36,209 --> 00:17:38,089 JERRY: Well, I'm being serious this time. 466 00:17:38,130 --> 00:17:39,609 - HILARY: He said that, too. - JOSEPH: Oh, I get it. 467 00:17:39,650 --> 00:17:41,890 So, you and Hilary are in cahoots. 468 00:17:41,929 --> 00:17:43,289 - HILARY: Yes. - JERRY: What? No! 469 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:44,929 CHRISTINE: Wonderful. A happy finish. 470 00:17:44,969 --> 00:17:48,009 HILARY: And, of course, the sad thing about a false accusation is 471 00:17:48,049 --> 00:17:50,689 not only does it make the individual look stupid 472 00:17:50,729 --> 00:17:52,769 but it also undermines those cases 473 00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:55,850 where someone has genuinely been harassed. 474 00:17:55,890 --> 00:17:58,769 JERRY: I have been harassed. 475 00:17:58,810 --> 00:18:00,810 Joseph, when I came back in here, 476 00:18:00,850 --> 00:18:02,810 what's the first thing I said to you? 477 00:18:02,850 --> 00:18:04,249 - JOSEPH: Move up. - JERRY: No, after that. 478 00:18:04,289 --> 00:18:06,410 JOSEPH: Uh, that you think she's really into you. 479 00:18:06,449 --> 00:18:08,489 - JERRY: No, not that. - EVELYN: That you've got syphilis? 480 00:18:08,529 --> 00:18:10,529 - JERRY: Yeah... no. What? - JOSEPH: Is that what you said? 481 00:18:10,570 --> 00:18:11,570 I must've misheard. 482 00:18:11,610 --> 00:18:13,449 JERRY: No. No. OK. 483 00:18:13,489 --> 00:18:15,370 I'm genuinely starting to think 484 00:18:15,410 --> 00:18:17,090 that you guys are all in on this. 485 00:18:17,131 --> 00:18:18,651 HILARY: Well, it is common for men like you 486 00:18:18,689 --> 00:18:20,009 to try and play the victim. 487 00:18:20,050 --> 00:18:22,432 JERRY: Whoa-whoa-whoa. Did you just say "men like me"? 488 00:18:22,433 --> 00:18:25,930 What, you don't think men like me can get harassed? 489 00:18:25,969 --> 00:18:27,890 Well, then you don't know about the time... 490 00:18:27,929 --> 00:18:29,370 HILARY: Wonderful. And we're out of it. [SNAPS FINGERS] 491 00:18:29,410 --> 00:18:30,850 - CHRISTINE: Fantastic. - JERRY: Wait... no, no. 492 00:18:30,890 --> 00:18:32,410 you can't... you can't just do that. 493 00:18:32,449 --> 00:18:33,811 And we're back in. [SNAPS FINGERS] 494 00:18:33,850 --> 00:18:35,331 HILARY: Time's up, I'm afraid, Jerry. 495 00:18:35,370 --> 00:18:37,171 JERRY: OK. Oh... you know what? 496 00:18:37,209 --> 00:18:38,331 No. You were right. 497 00:18:38,371 --> 00:18:39,610 JOSEPH: You do have syphilis? 498 00:18:39,650 --> 00:18:41,411 JERRY: No. I mean, we're in cahoots. 499 00:18:41,449 --> 00:18:44,769 - JOSEPH: Oh. - JERRY: Hilary and I have been in cahoots the whole time. 500 00:18:44,810 --> 00:18:47,529 I mean, this whole thing has been planned. 501 00:18:47,570 --> 00:18:49,290 Her grabbing my junk was planned. 502 00:18:49,330 --> 00:18:52,209 Her grabbing my... my back thingy was planned. 503 00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:55,611 Um, this... this was planned right there. 504 00:18:55,651 --> 00:18:57,970 That's planned. Yeah. And this. 505 00:18:58,010 --> 00:19:02,370 This was planned. And this is planned. 506 00:19:02,410 --> 00:19:04,610 And this is planned. 507 00:19:20,690 --> 00:19:22,811 And we're out of it. [SNAPS FINGERS] 508 00:19:32,051 --> 00:19:33,091 HILARY: [PUFF] 509 00:19:40,371 --> 00:19:44,209 JERRY: No! What? Hi. Yes. 510 00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,571 HILARY: Just so you know, 511 00:19:45,611 --> 00:19:47,051 I won't be pressing charges. 512 00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:51,091 JERRY: Thank you. Me, neither. 513 00:19:52,490 --> 00:19:56,450 I just have to attend a 3-day anti-harassment course. 514 00:19:56,490 --> 00:20:00,051 HILARY: Yes, me, too. See you there. 515 00:20:00,091 --> 00:20:01,131 JERRY: Oh. 516 00:20:04,331 --> 00:20:06,250 NOEL COWARD: ? Hurray, hurray, hurray ? 517 00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:07,811 ? Misery's on the way ? 518 00:20:07,852 --> 00:20:11,611 ? There are bad times just around the corner ? 519 00:20:11,651 --> 00:20:15,571 ? There are dark clouds hurtling through the sky ? 520 00:20:15,611 --> 00:20:17,811 ? It's as clear as crystal ? 521 00:20:17,852 --> 00:20:19,571 ? From Bridlington to Bristol ? 522 00:20:19,611 --> 00:20:21,611 ? That we can't save democracy ? 523 00:20:21,651 --> 00:20:23,250 ? And we don't much care ? 524 00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:25,611 ? We'd better all learn the lyrics ? 525 00:20:25,651 --> 00:20:27,770 ? Of the old "Red Flag" ? 526 00:20:27,812 --> 00:20:32,131 ? And wait until we drop down dead ? 527 00:20:32,181 --> 00:20:36,731 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 40849

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