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[theme music playing]

♪ It's not easy being me ♪

♪ Wash your face And brush your hair ♪

♪ Nag, nag, nag It's just not fair ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

♪ So down with school I'm gonna rule ♪

♪ And when I'm king I'll do my thing ♪

♪ And then my life Would be so sweet ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

♪ Nah, nah, nah Nah, nah, ney ♪

♪ The Purple Hand Gang Rules, okay ♪

♪ It's so easy being me ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

And so, let's all give a warm class welcome to Nicola.

Who's joining us today.

Now then, I need a volunteer to be Nicola's new best friend for the day.

[snoring]

Henry!

[giggling]

Henry? You want Henry, to be your new best friend, Nicola?

Well...Why not?

[screams] No!

Henry's got a girlfriend, pass it on.

[yawning]

Like, Henry's got a girlfriend, pass it on, like.

[yawn]

Yeah, pass it on.

Pass what on?

Henry's got a girlfriend.

Henry's got a girlfriend.

Thanks William, I am Henry. And she's not my girlfriend.

[crying]

Just my luck, to end up with someone nice.

[disgusted] Nice Nicola

-How are you getting on Nicola? -Henry is being really nice to me.

Good, well, let's make sure it stays like that, shall we, Henry.

Why did you say that? I haven't been nice to you.

Not yet Henry, but you will be.

What does that mean?

[exclaiming]

-Hi Guys! -Hey Henry. Um Henry?

This is boys only Nicola. Don't you wanna go and play with the girls?

No thank you, I don't like skipping.

-Oh, right. Shall we play a game then? -Oh, yes! Hide and seek.

-You all hide, and I'll come and find you. -Okay, come on guys.

One, two, three...

She'll never find us here.

-Boy, it's really smelly here. -Yeah! These bins really stink.

Well, it was your idea to play hide and seek!

Yeah, but it wasn't my idea to hide behind the smelliest bins in the world!

At least she'll never find us here.

[bells]

[distant chattering]

Settle down now. Where's Henry?

-He's hiding, Miss. -Hiding? Where?

Behind the bins in the playground, Miss.

And why is he doing that?

I think it's because he hasn't done his homework, Miss.

Well, there's a surprise.

And he's frightened of what you might do to him, when you find out, Miss.

Well, at least he's learned something.

Margaret, go and get Henry from behind the bins in the playground.

With pleasure, Miss.

-Please, Miss... -What is it, Nicola?

-What about the others, Miss? -Others? What others?

Ralph, Bert and Al, Miss.

Susan, go and get the others!

Oh yeah, with pleasure, Miss.

-Do you think break time's over yet? -Nah, we'd know if it was.

-How would we know, Henry? -It would be really quiet.

-It's really quiet now, Henry. -Ha! Found you!

Yeah! Found you!

As Henry will be spending most of his lunch break in detention...

Let's see if we can find someone else to look after you.

So, Nicola, do you like making daisy chains?

I love making daisy chains.

I'm making this for Miss Lovely. Who are you making yours for, Nicola?

Nicola?

[gasps in shock]

Nicola. [Peter screams] No!

That's one of Miss Oddbod's prize petunias!

Is it?

Yes, and no one is allowed to touch them except Miss Oddbod.

Oops, silly me.

Very silly. We wouldn't want anyone to get into trouble, would we?

No...we wouldn't.

And it was Henry who told you to pick the petunia, was it Nicola?

Yes, Miss.

[sigh]

Well, thank you for coming to tell me.

My pleasure, Miss.

Such a horrid boy.

[whispers] Henry.

I'm watching you, lad.

But, sir...

That's it, I've had enough. You two can go.

And you two are getting double detention, right now!

That means we'll miss lunch sir!

It certainly does, my lad.

It certainly does...

[crying]

Hey, where's my chocolate bar?

Henry!

-He took our lunch. -He took my crisps as well.

[gasping]

What shall we do?

[crying]

He took your lunch?

[crying]

That boy must be punished... severely.

-I'm starving hungry. -Me too.

[clears throat]

I have gathered you all here because something very serious has happened.

[everyone gasps]

[chattering]

Would you come up here please, Henry.

-What's this, Henry? -It's my lunch box, Miss.

Open it, please.

Hey Ralph, we can eat! Oh thank you, Miss Oddbod.

Hang on... These aren't my sandwiches.

That's not my chocolate bar.

Oh, those crisps look good.

But they are not mine either.

No! They're not!

You stole them!

[everyone gasps]

Stole them?

-No I didn't! -Tell him, Andrew.

Well, one minute they were there...

And the next minute, they were gone!

[crying]

Henry, what do you have to say to that?

-Please, Miss. -Yes, Brian.

Henry couldn't have stolen those things...

He missed lunch because he got a double detention from Soggy Sid.

I mean sir.

Really, is that true, Mr. Soggington?

Yes, Miss Oddbod.

So someone must have planted those things

in Henry's lunch box to frame him.

[everyone gasps]

Frame him?

Henry, do you know what this is?

A flower, Miss?

It is one of my prize Petunias.

[Miss Oddbod] Which you picked from the prize flower bed.

No, he didn't, Miss Oddbod.

Nicola picked it.

[gasps]

She's the thief!

She's the thief!

[crying]

[screams] No!

-Well, there goes your new best friend, Henry. -Yeah, Nasty Nicola.

You know what... I think I prefer my old best friends.

[chuckling]

Hello Mum, how was your day today?

Really good.

[cat meows]

Hey!

I'm hungry. What's for tea, mum?

Nothing, unless you pick up your bag and do your homework.

-But... -No buts, Henry.

[exasperated]

Wait, you dropped something.

Oh, it's bound to be homework.

''Dear Parents, writing to inform you...

[mumbles]

...here for a week...

...Watching each child.''

-This isn't homework. -No, it's an obser...obvers...

"Observation of each child's strengths and weaknesses."

That's it.

Don't worry, Mum, Miss Lovely said we'll all pass with flying colours.

Yes, I'm sure you will honey-peach.

It's Henry I'm worried about.

Oh yes. He's going down big time.

That's not a very nice thing to say, Peter.

Oh I didn't say it, Miss Battle-Axe said it to Mr. Sogginton at break time.

They didn't know I was listening.

I'm sure they didn't.

Well, we'll just have to make sure they don't find out what Henry's really like. Won't we?

Why?

Well, because they might think we're really bad parents,

if they find out what Henry's really like.

Oh! But you're the best parents in the whole wide world.

[Mum] Oh Peter, you say the nicest things.

Can I go and watch Number Gnomes now Mum? I've finished all my homework.

Of course you can. Tea will be ready soon.

Hurry up, Henry. You're going to be late! There you go, Peter.

Thanks, Mum. What's for lunch today?

-Carrot sandwiches. -Mmm. Sounds delicious!

-And Henry's got the same. -He's not going to like that.

I know, but he's gonna have to put up with it.

This is one week where he is not going to be horrid.

-What's for lunch today, Mum? -Carrot sandwiches.

Healthy stuff?

Yes. And you're going to have to get used to it!

Why?

Because this is one week, when you are not going to be horrid, Henry.

Me, not be horrid?

[screams] No!

[burps]

That's better. Boys cannot survive on carrot sandwiches alone.

Especially when you don't eat them.

-I love carrot sandwiches. -That's because you're a worm, Peter.

-Worms love carrots. -No they do not!

[clears throat]

-That's enough, boys. -But Dad. Henry said...

I know what he said, Peter. But it's time to do your homework.

I just remembered something really important that I've forgotten to do.

Henry, get out your homework now.

-Haven't got any. -Do you expect us to believe that?

Haven't got any on me. Look! My pockets are empty.

[sighs]

Go and get your homework, Henry!

Which homework do you want? Tonight's or last night's or the night before?

-No, I think I've even got last week's, too. -Henry!

Can you believe this? Dad's doing my homework for me.

-How's it going, Dad? -Not very well. Can you ask Mum to make me a cup of tea?

-Of course. Can I watch TV while your doing that? -No!

[moans]

Hang on a minute, Henry. What was it you wanted to watch on TV?

Because if it's an educational programme, then I think your Mum and I might make an exception.

-Just this once. -Right, I was going to watch Boodle Poodles.

-Don't think I've seen that one. What's it about? -It's all about how clever

-Well it sounds educational enough, off you go. -Thanks Dad!

[mischievous chuckle]

-I can't believe it! -Don't forget my cup of tea!

-Have you done your homework yet, Henry? -Dad's doing it for me.

-What! Why? -I don't know, he's just doing it. Now move,

-I can't see what Princess Poopy Pants is doing. -Your watching Boodle Poodles!

-Yeah! It's educational, worm! -I'm telling Mum.

She already knows.

[chuckles]

-That's clever. -See, told you it was educational.

So, how was your day, Henry?

Not good. Lettuce sandwiches are even worse than carrot sandwiches.

-Homework. Thanks. Now, get your trainers on. -What?

Trainers on, we're going for a run before tea.

I think my parents have gone seriously mad.

[rock music playing]

That's it, I'm now officially on strike!

[classical music playing]

-What's that? -That is proper music.

-Which you are going to listen to, or else... -Or else what?

Or else, I won't do your homework.

Parents. They're so weird.

So how was your day at school today, Henry?

I pretended to eat the beetroot sandwiches.

-Just like you told me to. -Good, any homework?

Loads. Miss Battle-Axe can't believe I'm actually doing my homework.

So, she's given me loads more to prove I can do it.

Your Dad will be pleased.

I've got this stupid questionnaire to fill in.

Questionnaire, what questionnaire?

Well, we're having this... obser, obs...

Observation, Henry. The word is observation. Now, go on.

And we've got to fill in a questionnaire about all the things we like doing at home.

-Give it to me, Henry. -Well, they said we've got to fill it all by ourselves!

I said, "Give it to me, Henry."

All right, all right. I've got it here, somewhere...

Definitely had it when I left school.

Ah, there it is!

"How many hours of TV do you watch a week?

How much time do you spend on the computer?

What sort of music do you listen to? Do you eat sweets?"

-That's it, we're done for. -What are you talking about Mum?

-Never mind Henry. Go to your room. -Can I have my

-No! Go to your room now, Henry! -What about tea?

-You can have tea in the morning, now go! -I give up!

[sighs]

-Mushroom sandwiches...Yum, yum. -Off you go, Henry, it's Friday!

-I know that, Mum. -Last day of the week.

-I know that too... -Don't forget your questionnaire.

I forgot to fill it in. Miss Oddbod is gonna kill me!

Don't worry, I filled it in for you.

Thanks Mum! See you later!

[sigh of relief]

-Did we get away with it? -I think so.

-So how much TV you say Henry watched in a week? -None of course...

-Hours on the computer? -None, he does all his homework every night, even when he

He only eats veg sandwiches, he loves cross country running, and he doesn't eat sweets.

[giggling]

Sounds like our Henry, not such a horrid boy.

And I said, he made papier-mâché models in his spare time.

Genius!

[sighs]

How I love mushroom sandwiches.

So Henry, how was your day?

Okay. We got given sweets for taking in our questionnaires.

Really?

Yeah, cool eh? I've got a letter for you from school.

For us?

"To Henry's Mum and Dad,

we have been observing Henry all week and we are seriously worried about him."

Oh no, they found out how horrid he is after all.

"He doesn't watch TV or play computer games.

He only eats strange vegetable sandwiches.

He has never eaten a sweet in his life, and he does all his homework,

-But that's good, isn't it? -Apparently not.

"All these things are really not normal for a boy of his age.

So we would like to recommend that you attend a course to learn how to be better parents,

straight away!"

[both scream] No!

[theme music playing]

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