Original subtitles

[theme song playing]

♪ It's not easy being me ♪

♪ "Wash your face And brush your hair" ♪

♪ Nag, nag, nag It's just not fair ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

♪ So down with school I'm gonna rule ♪

♪ And when I'm king I'll do my thing ♪

♪ And then my life Would be so sweet ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

♪ Nah, nah, nah Nah, nah, ney ♪

♪ The Purple Hand Gang Rules, okay ♪

♪ It's so easy being me ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

Ah, there you are. Fancy listening to some music?

The one and only, "Killer Boy Rats!"

[hard rock music playing over stereo]

And look, little Fluffy-Wuffy

[crash] We got you some special cat treats

Oh, not again!

[music continues playing]

Henry!

Turn... that... music... off!

[music blaring over stereo]

[music stops]

[chuckles] Works every time.

Now, who else can we annoy?

[Best Boys] Best Boys!

Enemy ahoy!

Ahem. I hereby declare the meeting of the Best Boys open.

Ted, you can read the agenda this week.

Item number one on the agenda...

Who will wear the Best of the Best badge this week?

Oh, oh, I weeded the garden.

I helped my mum with the shopping.

I've written all my thank you letters and it's not even my birthday yet.

And I got all my toys out just so I could tidy them all up again

before anyone asked me to.

So I think I should be the Best of the Best this week.

Um, what's next on the agenda, Ted?

The Best Boys symbol of the week.

Well, does anyone have any ideas?

-We could have a flower! -Maybe an apron.

Or a dustpan and brush! Ho ho!

Um, yeah, it's all very good suggestions,

but I think we should have a halo.

So, a halo it will be.

-Uh, Peter. -Yes, Gordon?

-Do you think... -Yes, Gordon?

Do you think we should take turns to decide things?

No. That's the job of the Chief Best Boy, and that's me.

Anyone have a problem with that?

If it makes you feel better, Gordon,

you can be Second Best Boy.

-Uh, okay. -What about me?

You can be... Best Boys Secretary.

So, is there an item four, Best Boys Secretary?

-Ahem. -Excuse you, Sam.

No, I meant, ahem, what will I be, Chief Best Boy?

Uh, you can be... Third Best Boy.

Oh.

With special responsibility for cleaning.

Yes!

[Henry] Approaching enemy territory with extreme caution.

So, any other business?

[Gordon] My birthday party.

[together] Ooh, how exciting!

A birthday party?

I haven't been to a birthday party for ages.

Yes, it's very exciting.

-Whoo, is it a sewing party? -No.

Oh, a paddling pool party?

[gagging]

-No. -Ooh, ooh, I know!

Is this a tidying up party?

-Huh? -No.

Then what kind of party is it?

I'll give you a clue.

Vroom! Broom!

[Ted] Oh, oh, oh! That sounds like a go kart.

Yes! It's Go Kart Crazy!

Did you hear that?

Either we just read your mind...

Or someone's spying on us.

Oops. Got to think. Fast!

[all shrieking]

It's okay. I've got you covered.

What do you mean you've got us covered?

Uh, SPPS at your service.

What's SPPS?

Special Party Protection Services.

That means I'm protecting you... and your party.

From what?

From the alien life force party poopers.

The alien life force party poopers? Whaa!

Yes. They're always on the look-out for parties to poop.

Really?

Um, what's this, Henry?

That? Oh, that's the Party Pooper Protector.

It's the inside of a toilet roll, Henry.

[grunts] No, it's not.

Well, it might look like the inside of a toilet roll, but it's not.

It's all that stands between you and anni...

annihi... uh, uh...

Annihilation, Henry?

Yes, exactly that!

How do you know such long words anyway, Peter?

Don't change the subject, Henry. You were spying on us.

I came to protect your party, Gordon.

Ooh!

You're changing the subject again.

Hold on a minute, Peter. I mean, Chief Best Boy.

Maybe he's telling the truth.

Oh, puh-leeze!

I agree with Gordon.

I mean, I agree with the Second Best Boy,

uh, Chief Best Boy.

-Me too. -Oh, great. A mutiny!

What happens next, Henry?

What happens next? I'll tell you what happens next.

Uh, what does happen next?

-It was as easy as that, Fang. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I told them they have to collect as many Party Pooper Protectors,

that's empty toilet rolls to you and me,

as they could before Gordon's party.

Oh, and I said Gordon had to invite me to his party too

so that I could make sure the alien life force party poopers

didn't infiltrate the party without them noticing and annihilate everyone!

[chuckles] Oh, good word that, annihilate.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nice try, Henry.

What do you mean, wormy worm?

I mean, nice try to try and get yourself invited to Gordon's party.

But it's not going to work!

[scoffs] That's what you think, smelly nappy baby.

Shall I tell you why it's not going to work, Henry?

[yawns] Go on, then. Impress me.

Because only the Best Boys are invited to Gordon's party, and you're not a Best Boy.

And you never will be!

[thump]

[scoffs] That's what he thinks.

Item number 64 on the agenda.

Good deeds for this week.

Uh, picking up lollipop wrappers.

Collecting pennies for the babies.

Protecting ourselves from those who would deceive us.

I'll do anything to go to Go Kart Crazy.

[Ted] Item number 357.

New Best Boys Club members.

What? I don't remember putting that on the agenda.

Well, it's here, all written down in...

Oh, your spelling's gone all wrong, Peter.

Let me see!

[grunts] That's not my handwriting!

But it's on the agenda, Peter.

And we have to stick to the agenda.

Otherwise, who knows what will happen!

-But-- -All those who agree with me

raise their hands!

Oh!

[thump]

What? Where am I?

[Ted] So, do we have anyone who wants to join the Best Boys Club?

Uh-oh. I'm on.

-I do. -You do?

Yes, I do. Only...

Only what, Henry?

Only I'm not very good at making bags and being tidy

and doing good things.

[sniffles] In fact, I'm not very good at doing anything at all.

Don't worry, Henry.

We'll help you do all those things.

No! Don't believe him!

He's not very good at doing anything at all

because he doesn't want to be good at doing anything at all!

All he wants to be good at is being horrid!

And he's never...

ever had a Good as Gold star!

[sobbing]

Ooh, you can have one of mine Good as Gold stars, Henry.

Welcome to the Best Boys Club.

Oh, I can't thank you enough!

Come on, let's go and do some tidying up.

Oh, the things I'll do to go to Go Kart Crazy.

[vroom vroom]

[chuckles] This is it!

[vroom]

[Ted] Hey, Henry!

-Come and join us, Henry. -What!

[laughing]

[Peter laughing]

[screams] No!

Henry! Will you hurry up?

We're going to miss the beginning!

[Henry] Just feeding Fang!

You said that last time I asked you...

which was 20 minutes ago!

[Henry] He's very hungry.

Oh! What is that boy doing up there?

[sighs] Much Ado About Nothing, if you ask me.

[scoffs] Very funny.

Comedy of Errors, more like.

What are you doing now, Henry!

[Henry] I'm just looking for my socks.

Ready, mum!

I've tidied the bathroom and folded the towels

and matched all my odd socks.

Could I borrow some of your socks then, worm?

"Neither a borrower nor a lender be," Henry.

[chuckles] Nice one, Peter.

I'll take that as a no then.

Where's he gone now? Henry!

[Henry] Coming!

We're not going to get there till the interval at this rate.

Oh, did you say interval, dad?

Yes, Henry, I did.

[chuckles] Will there be ice cream?

-Maybe. -That means yes!

[laughs] Let's go!

[sighs] At last.

[Henry] Wait!

[tires screech]

Where are we going?

We're going to the theater, Henry.

The theater!

[screams] No!

I am not going to the theater!

You are going to the theater.

But why? Why are we even going to the theater?

Because Great Aunt Greta gave us the tickets.

And?

And your mum wants to see the play.

And?

And Peter's doing the play at school.

And?

[grunts] And Great Aunt Greta knows someone who's in the play.

-So? -So it would be rude not to.

[grunts] I am so not going to the theater.

[Henry] Cool! The Fearless Phantom.

I wonder what he's up to.

Come on, Henry!

"Wild Will's wombat. Fearless does Shakespeare."

Huh? Hang on a Roly Mo!

Does that mean...

It can't though, can it?

Yes, Henry. It does.

I am so going to the theater!

[grunts]

Come on, come on! We can't miss a minute!

[panting] Well, you've changed your tune.

[flute music]

This way!

I'm sure we've seen him before.

[panting] Henry, stop.

But I thought you wanted to get there quickly.

[panting] I do.

But I also want to get there in one piece.

We've definitely seen him before.

Oh, thank goodness. Um, we're lost.

Oh, yes. Now where did I put them?

[timer ticking]

Ah, yes, they're bound to be in this pocket.

Or maybe my shoes.

Maybe I put them in my shoes for safekeeping.

No. I don't think I put them in my shoes.

What are you looking for anyway, dad?

Our tickets. I'm looking for our tickets.

Well, that's easy. I've got them.

[groans]

Why do you want them, anyway?

So we can find our seats!

Oh, right. Well, I've got them somewhere here.

[timer ticking]

Maybe I put them in my shoes. Hmm.

[rustling]

Now how did I manage to do that when I was running up and down all those stairs?

Never mind that, Henry. Let's just get to our seats.

[medieval music playing]

-Sorry. -Sorry.

Excuse me. Thank you.

Sorry.

I can't see anything!

Shh!

But I really can't see anything!

Shh!

-Give me those, worm! -Henry!

But I need them.

[grunts] They're mine.

[wailing]

-Shh! -What's going on?

[wailing]

Peter, talk to me.

[wailing] Henry!

Oh, this is great.

You can see everything! Look.

[Henry] Hold on a minute. There's an empty seat down there.

[wailing] Henry!

My binoculars!

-Henry! -Got to go.

Henry!

Henry.

Excuse me.

Henry!

[flute music]

[groaning]

This is really difficult.

Hang on. I don't need to crawl anymore.

[chuckles]

Whoa!

[creaking]

[rattling]

[Fearless Phantom] And so, if music be the love of food...

Cool. nearly there.

Wherefore thou art...

Fearless.

-Excuse me. -Shh!

Methinks the lady doth...

[woman on stage] Too much protest.

Here we go again.

[grunts softly]

Maybe I could get around the back.

It's very dark in here.

Oh, I found a switch. Maybe it's a light switch.

[creaking]

-This is one... -Whoa!

Strange.

[audience laughing]

-What? -Behind you.

[audience laughing]

-Where? -There.

[audience laughing]

Nothing there.

There's something there.

[audience laughing]

[instrumental music playing]

So, you see, I always say, "All the world's a stage."

[all laughing]

Turns out that Great Aunt Greta's great nephew is the clown.

And that's how we got invited to tea afterwards.

Well, you know what they always say, Henry.

What do they always say, worm?

All's Well That Ends Well.

[chuckling]

[theme music playing]

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