Original subtitles

[theme song playing]

♪ It's not easy being me ♪

♪ "Wash your face And brush your hair" ♪

♪ Nag, nag, nag It's just not fair ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

♪ So down with school I'm gonna rule ♪

♪ And when I'm king, I'll do my thing ♪

♪ And then my life Would be so sweet ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

♪ Nah, nah, nah, Nah, nah, ney ♪

♪ The Purple Hand Gang Rules okay ♪

♪ It's so easy being me ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

[birds chirping]

[munching]

[thumping]

Henry's up.

Henry's up.

Henry's up.

[sighs]

-Three. -Two.

One.

[music blaring]

[sighs]

[sighs] I'll get him.

No, it's my turn.

-[music playing on TV] -I am the Fearless Phantom.

The most fearless phantom in the world.

-Oh, yes! -[Henry] Oh, yes!

-You are the most fearless... -You are the most fearless...

-...phantom in the world. -...phantom in the world.

And I, the Fearless Phantom, am fearless about everything.

-[woman] Everything, Fearless? -Everything, Fearless?

Yes, everything.

Anything you could ever think of.

-Anything, Fearless? -[Henry] Anything, Fearless?

You betcha...sweetheart.

[dramatic music plays]

♪ Fearless is my name Fearless is my game ♪

Henry!

[thud]

[Mum] Henry!

Oh, just look at this mess!

Come on, Henry. We're going to tidy this up.

There, that's better.

You've got to stop watching that film, Henry.

But it's so cool!

He's fearless and he's a phantom and he's...

-Dangerous. -Well, yeah.

He's dangerous to evil mastermind criminals

who send robots out into the world

to do their fiendish bidding.

He what?

Did you know he's the only superhero in the world

who could do the under-over-sideways leap?

-The what? -The under-over-sideways leap.

Look.

[vase shatters]

Oops!

[screaming] No!

And it's so not fair!

Mum says, I can't watch any more Fearless Phantom films ever!

What? She can't do that!

She says she can and she will.

And I've got to save up all my pocket money...

Well, any that I actually get given.

To pay for that vase I broke while I was doing the over-under-sideways leap.

Ooh, you managed to do the over-under-sideways leap?

Cool!

I've been practising that for ages.

[thud]

Well, it wasn't that good.

No, look!

That's the Fearless Phantom!

Yeah. Do you like him?

Like him? We think he's fantastic.

Well, that's good.

Because he's coming to your school for two days.

Two days?

He's not gonna learn much in two days.

Ha ha. Very funny.

He's coming here to film some scenes for his new film.

Is he gonna be working the camera too?

Oh, ha ha. Quite the little joker, aren't you?

Well, Fearless can do anything he wants.

I bet he could work the camera if he wanted to.

Well, he doesn't want to, you see, kid?

The cameraman wants to work the camera.

And Fearless wants to be the film star.

Now run along. Haven't you got lessons to go to?

-[school bell rings] -Oh. Yeah. Come on, Henry.

See ya.

Not if I see you first.

Horrid boy!

[all chattering]

Silence!

I have news of a film.

[children chattering excitedly]

[clears throat]

News of a film which will be filmed here for two days.

The Fearless Phantom...

-Yes! -Yes!

The Fearless Phantom will be filmed in this school.

[Margaret] Ooh, please, Miss.

Will we be in the film too?

I'm just getting to that bit, Margaret.

One very lucky child will be allowed to take part in the film.

Auditions will be held in the canteen at lunch time.

[chattering excitedly]

Silence!

I said, "Be quiet!"

[chattering]

Next!

[Margaret] Excuse me. Gangway. Coming through.

Coming through. Thank you.

Hey! That's not fair!

We've all waited our turn.

Well, you're still going to have to wait your turn, beetlebungs.

'Cause right now, it's my turn.

[woman] Next.

No!

No, what?

Oh, it's you.

Yeah, it's me, the funny guy.

[snorts] The funny guy.

And you are?

Oh!

Uh, Margaret Millicent Morditus Maeve.

-Nope. -You what?

-Is that it? -Yup.

Ha! Call that an audition?

-Yeah. -Says who?

Says him.

Oh, and who's he when he's bothered to be at home?

[laughs] He's the very important director.

And he makes all the very important decisions.

Like who gets to be in the film.

And who doesn't.

Right.

So why is he looking at his computer screen

and not at us kids who are auditioning?

He's looking at something very important.

More important than us kids?

[laughs] Way more important.

-[bang] -Next.

[grunting]

Oh!

[whispering]

You. Wait.

-You mean me? -Yeah.

The very important director says he's chosen you to take part in the film.

Cool!

[people chattering]

This is so exciting!

I've been told to wait here and not to move.

Wonder what I'm gonna be doing.

[laughs] Maybe I'm going to be Fearless Phantom's stunt double.

Ooh! Or maybe they'll make me a baddie.

Doomed to fight Fearless in a never ending downward spiral of crime.

Did you see that?

He is the coolest ever, isn't he?

Ooh, she's coming over to me.

Oh, I bet she's going to tell me what my very special job is going to be.

Little boy, hold out your hand.

Look after this.

Guard it with your life, or else.

That's my job?

Looking after the very important director's hat?

It's a very important hat.

Oh, well, I suppose it's a start.

[knocks]

Mr. Phantom.

Your esteemed presence is required on set.

[knocking]

[clears throat]

Uh, Mr. Phantom.

Can you hear me?

[inaudible]

Yeah, you guessed it. He's still in there.

And we're all still out here.

[inaudible]

Hey, Fearless, are you still in there?

We're all waiting for you, you know.

-Who are you? -I'm Henry.

Do you like spiders, Henry?

[laughs] You bet.

Well, I need your help, Henry.

Thank goodness you're here.

Good to meet you, Henry.

Good to meet you too, Fearless.

Uh, uh, now what can I do for you?

Please, can you do something about that...

-thing. -The spider?

[squeakily] Yep.

I though you weren't frightened of anything.

Specially spiders.

What about when you crawled through the tunnel of spiders in Wall of Doom?

Or when you carried Stunning Stella across the spider's web

Fake. They're all fake.

Fake?

What do you mean fake?

They weren't real.

They were added afterwards.

Ugh!

Please, Henry.

Come on, little friend.

There. All gone.

Oh, whatever can I do to thank you, Henry?

Oh, it's nothing.

Well, actually, there is one thing you could do.

Anything, Henry.

[people cheering]

-Oops! -Oops!

But that's not the best bit.

Mum!

There's someone here to see you.

Oh. Oh, my goodness. It's, uh...

The Fearless Phantom, at your service.

And this is for you.

Oh. Thank you.

Um, won't you come in for a cup of tea?

Something tells me I'm going to be watching Fearless Phantom films

for a long, long time to come.

Yes! [laughs]

[Henry] Fearless Phantom, the biggest movie star in the whole wide world,

is here, at Ashton Primary

filming a film, which I'm working on.

I'm looking after the very important director's hat.

Oh, yeah. And old bogey-brain got a part too.

Probably want her to play a giant bogey. Hmm.

But do you know what the best thing about today is?

The best thing about today is that Fang got a part too!

[clears throat]

He did it!

Fang got the part of the man-eating hamster from Mars!

[children cheering]

Yeah!

Break a leg, Fang.

[Fang] Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Going to wish me luck too, bogeybungs?

Huh. Yeah. You can break a leg too.

That is no way to talk to a movie star.

[woman clears throat] Attention, please.

All ordinary people who are not involved

with our very important film,

must stay behind the barriers.

Excusez-moi. Must go.

Hey, Henry.

How're you doing?

Fearless! Hey, how are you doing?

Hey, aren't you supposed to be in this scene?

Yes, I am.

Then why are you over here and not over there?

Oh, I'm much too important to act with the little people.

What do you mean?

Well, it's like this, you see, kid.

When you get really famous we don't have to act with anyone else.

I still don't understand.

Doesn't it make it really difficult for--

For the little people?

-[Henry] Well, yeah. -I guess it does.

But who cares about the little people?

I'm going back to my nice warm trailer

to wait until it's time to do my big scene.

Oh. Okay.

[Fearless] Oh, uh, Henry.

Come back and check out my new video game later.

I got the film people to give me a brand new computer

and now I get to fight myself, Fearless versus Fearless.

[laughs]

Cool, huh?

Uh, yeah.

Uh, cool, Fearless.

Let's find out what's going on.

I told you, I'm not a lovely lady.

And you can stop calling me sweetheart.

All right, keep your hair on.

Now, let's try it one more time, shall we...

sweetheart?

Brr. Brrr.

Mah! Mah!

I'm ready for my close-up Mr. second-assistant Director.

And action!

[groans]

Do I hear someone in trouble?

Oh, yes! It is I! I mean me!

The poor, fragile wee girlie

who is strapped to the back of this rocket

which is just about to be fired into the stratosphere.

Where is she? I can't see here anywhere.

I'm here! I'm here!

Oh! Will no one hear my sad lament?

Oh, please! Who writes this rubbish anyway?

He does.

Oh. Well, it's still rubbish.

If you could do it just one more time.

Well, what was wrong with the last time I did it?

Oh, nothing. We just need it one more time

to make sure we're covered.

[whispering]

You're fired!

You what?

I said you're fired!

No! I am not fired! I quit!

So there!

I hope Fang's gonna be okay.

Next!

[wheels squeaking] Hi, Henry.

Are you going to be in the movie, sir?

Looks like it, Henry.

Apparently I'm a dead ringer for Loose Laser Larry.

Exciting, isn't it?

[assistant director] I said, next!

Oh. Must go.

It's time for my close-up.

[wheels squeaking]

[inaudible]

[wheels squeaking]

What happened, sir?

They said something about how my face didn't fit after all.

-What does that mean? -Search me.

I guess I'm not important enough for them.

What rubbish!

I mean, if you don't mind me saying so, sir.

Oh, I don't mind you saying, Henry.

In fact, I agree with you.

Oh, I'd have been a mean Loose Laser Larry.

But some things are just not meant to be.

-See you later, Henry. -Oh, okay.

See you later, sir. [wheels squeaking]

I really hope Fang's gonna be okay.

Fang! What happened?

He got himself fired too.

What? How?

They told me to tell you that the hamster was fired because he couldn't talk.

That's ridiculous! Hamsters can't talk.

Yeah, I know, kid.

He really got fired because they found another hamster who ate less.

What? Fang's supposed to be a giant man-eating hamster!

He's got to eat a lot.

Yeah, I know, kid.

But the very important director wants to buy another hat.

So we've got to make savings somewhere.

Oh, I see.

So he's been replaced by a hamster that's cheaper to feed.

That's about the long and short of it, kiddo.

I'll take him now, shall I?

Yeah. Best for everyone, I think.

I'm sorry, Fang. It looked like it was going to be fun.

Yeah.

Come on, let's check out that other hamster.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hello there.

Hey hey.

"Rosebud". Her name is Rosebud.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, you can read too.

[chuckles]

Time to get you out of there, I think.

[woman speaking in distance]

Uh-oh.

So, what was really wrong with the girl?

Not girly enough.

Not girly enough?

And the guy in the wheelchair?

Too wheely.

Too wheely?

Yeah, you know, all those wheels.

He said they'd be too distracting.

What?

Well, he's a very important director.

What he says goes.

Yeah, he says he'll play Loose Laser Larry himself.

Not very well though.

Yeah, too true. But no one's going to dare to tell him that.

Come on. Better get back.

Otherwise, we'll be the next on the firing list.

So, they fired Margaret for being too not girly,

Wheely Walter for being too wheely

and you for being too greedy?

Yeah.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. [laughs]

Watch this space.

Where are all the little people?

Hello, little people,

you can come back now.

[Henry] Scenes from a Movie, take one.

Do you hear something?

[wheels squeaking]

Oh, it's just the wheely guy.

[rumbling]

Ha! The wheely guy.

Not going to be a movie star after all.

[laughs] Get used to it.

[Henry] Take two.

[children giggling and chattering]

You kids don't frighten me.

[Henry] Take three.

[growling]

Eek!

It's the man-eating hamster!

[growling]

Oh, no! Not the man-eating hamster!

Anything but that!

[Henry] And action!

[growling]

No! Run away! Run away!

[laughing]

It worked. They're gone.

[all cheering]

[Fang chuckling]

And cut!

[theme music playing]

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