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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,584 --> 00:00:02,754 (BUBBLING) 2 00:00:03,253 --> 00:00:04,843 One, two, three, four 3 00:00:04,922 --> 00:00:06,472 Who's that knocking at my door? 4 00:00:06,590 --> 00:00:08,130 Five, six, seven, eight 5 00:00:08,258 --> 00:00:09,718 Hurry up and don't be late 6 00:00:09,801 --> 00:00:11,431 Nine, ten, eleven, twelve 7 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:13,142 Got a secret I can't tell 8 00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:14,683 Flap your fins, flip your tail 9 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:16,476 School's out, ring the bell 10 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:18,063 La, la, la, la 11 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:19,765 Ooh 12 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,440 La, la, la, la 13 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:22,937 Ooh 14 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:24,440 La, la, la, la 15 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:26,320 Ooh 16 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:28,145 La, la, la, la 17 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:29,528 Ooh 18 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:31,111 One, two, three, four 19 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:32,868 Who's that knocking at my door? 20 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:34,576 Five, six, seven, eight 21 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:36,043 Hurry up and don't be late 22 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:39,581 Nine, ten, eleven, twelve Got a secret I can't tell 23 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:42,956 Flap your fins, flip your tail School's out, ring the bell! 24 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:59,597 -(BARKING) -Woof! (CHUCKLES) 25 00:01:00,811 --> 00:01:03,811 Hello, police? I have to report a robbery... 26 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:08,106 because Pamela Hamster has stolen my heart. 27 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:10,895 Oh, Milo, you're too adorable. 28 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,571 Ever since we met on the set of my show in Hamsterwood, 29 00:01:13,657 --> 00:01:15,487 I have never felt more complete. 30 00:01:15,617 --> 00:01:18,747 That's right, baby. I'm your number-one hamster. 31 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:21,790 And there's nothing, uh, fishy about me... 32 00:01:21,999 --> 00:01:24,959 (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) ...because I'm a hamster. 33 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:26,168 (MILO AND PAMELA KISS) 34 00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:28,915 Oh, barf-o-rama! 35 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:31,376 You'd better clean off my computer this time, Milo. 36 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:32,760 -Meh. -(GROANS) 37 00:01:32,968 --> 00:01:35,508 I can't believe Pamela still thinks he's a hamster. 38 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:37,387 How long is he going to keep this up? 39 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:41,602 Oh, Oscar, leave your brother alone. Look how happy they are. 40 00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:46,107 Oh, Milo, I have a surprise for you. 41 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:49,396 -Oh, it's a go-kart, right? -Um, no. 42 00:01:49,568 --> 00:01:52,108 I just finished filming my hit hamster channel show, 43 00:01:52,195 --> 00:01:54,155 The Hamsters of Hamsterly Place, 44 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:55,954 and now I have some time off. 45 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,156 Okay, okay. Get to my go-karts! 46 00:01:58,243 --> 00:01:59,793 I was thinking 47 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,213 I could come visit you and see where you live. 48 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:04,367 (GASPS) Hold up! 49 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:07,383 See, see me? See my place? 50 00:02:07,586 --> 00:02:11,966 Isn't talking like this enough? Why you got to be so needy, girl? 51 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:16,219 Oh. Well, I thought you'd want to see me. 52 00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:19,055 -No, it's, it's just that... -Hey, Pamela. 53 00:02:19,222 --> 00:02:23,102 Well, if it isn't my handsome co-star and teen heart-throb, 54 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:25,267 Sterling Hamsterton. 55 00:02:26,063 --> 00:02:28,483 How about we practice reading some lines this weekend? 56 00:02:28,607 --> 00:02:30,527 -Perhaps over dinner? -(GASPS) 57 00:02:30,776 --> 00:02:34,106 Well, Sterling, I was going to see my boyfriend, 58 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:36,617 but I guess he's too busy. 59 00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:41,332 Too busy... tidying up my place for your visit. 60 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:44,245 So why don't you just cruise on down to my... 61 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:49,878 uh, renovated fish condo in Fish Downtown 62 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,303 and, you know, come check it out? 63 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:54,930 Fish Downtown? Really? Fish are so weird, Pamela. 64 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:57,090 They breathe out of holes out of their necks. 65 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:58,847 And you know what they smell like? 66 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:02,769 -Fish. -Oh my gosh, Milo! Is that true? 67 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:07,311 Pssh! Relax, girl. Don't listen to this lame-o. (LAUGHS) 68 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:10,232 -So, what do you say? -I'll be right over. 69 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,441 This is going to be awful! 70 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:15,775 Milo, are you crazy? 71 00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:17,816 How could you invite Pamela Hamster here? 72 00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:19,278 What was I supposed to do? 73 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:23,498 That Sterling Hamster dude was about to take off with my lady. 74 00:03:23,662 --> 00:03:28,792 Huh, that guy with... with, you know, his long, flowing hair 75 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:32,749 and movie-star-good looks and "dreamy eyes," 76 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:39,338 The way the sun glistens off his rippling pectoral muscles in the sun. 77 00:03:40,011 --> 00:03:41,561 Milo, that's ridiculous. 78 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:45,103 Pamela loves you for who you are. Just tell her the truth. 79 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:46,640 No way, Bea! 80 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:50,897 Look, Pamela fell in love with Milo the hamster, 81 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:52,516 not the fish. 82 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:55,901 Look, if she finds out the truth, it'll be over. 83 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:57,989 I've finally met the girl of my dreams. 84 00:03:58,113 --> 00:04:00,823 I can't lose her now. You guys gotta help me. 85 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:04,451 Though I do not agree with the lying, I will support your love for Pamela. 86 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,748 -(SQUEALS) -At least until it spirals out of control, 87 00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:08,287 which it probably will. 88 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:11,213 -Whoo-hoo! That's the spirit! -(DOORBELL RINGING) 89 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:13,036 She's already here! Oh, oh, oh! 90 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:15,296 Quick, quick, put these on and follow my lead. 91 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:16,630 (DOORBELL RINGS) 92 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:20,722 -Milo: (SING-SONG) Who is it? -(CRASHING) 93 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:24,314 It's me, Milo. I came as discreetly as I could. 94 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:26,306 (ENGINE WHINING) 95 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:29,142 (SING-SONG) Just a second! 96 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:35,403 -Milo? -Baby Bear! 97 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:36,897 Snuggle cakes! 98 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:39,070 Ew. Milo, why are you all wet? 99 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:44,487 Uh, I just... uh, just stepped out of the shower. Come on in. 100 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:50,038 Wow! This is the fanciest downtown loft I have ever seen. 101 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:53,587 Gravel floors? (LAUGHS) How random is that? 102 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:58,377 Plastic plants? Where am I? Fish Buckingham Palace? 103 00:04:58,507 --> 00:05:02,927 It's like real fish live here. It even smells like it too. 104 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:04,643 (SNIFFS) For real? 105 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:06,385 I wonder where all the fish are. 106 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:09,020 Sterling Hamsterton said to watch out for them. 107 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:12,564 He says they're so weird and random. 108 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:17,319 Well, there's nothing weird or random here. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 109 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:21,316 -Right, my normal hamster friends? -That's right! 110 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:23,946 Nothing but us normal hamsters here. 111 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:27,414 (ALL LAUGH NERVOUSLY) Eyes! 112 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:30,121 So, these must be your friends, Milo? 113 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:34,418 What? No! H-how could you tell? Oh, the jig is up! 114 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:37,129 I'm ruined, I'm ruined! 115 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:40,552 (CHUCKLES) Oh, that Milo! 116 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:42,222 Always putting on a show. 117 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:45,679 -Hi, I'm Bea. -And this is my brother Oscar. 118 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:48,144 I... I don't know about this, Milo. 119 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:51,135 What about my fear of fur and hamsters? 120 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:53,268 Oh, my gosh, you're Milo's brother? 121 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:55,107 Uh... Uh-huh. 122 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:57,860 -So great to fur you. -Wh... What? 123 00:05:57,983 --> 00:06:01,533 -You both look so furry together. -F... F... Fur? 124 00:06:01,653 --> 00:06:04,783 -(DEEP VOICE) Come here and give me a hug. -(SCREAMS) 125 00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:06,910 (SCREAMS) I gotta go! 126 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:11,333 -It was nice to meet you. -I'll be right back. 127 00:06:11,580 --> 00:06:15,040 Don't leave yet! I just need you to do one more thing. 128 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:16,417 Pwease? 129 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:19,295 Okay, Milo. What is it? 130 00:06:19,462 --> 00:06:21,802 It's easy. Here's what we're going to do. 131 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,932 You guys set the scene for a romantic dinner 132 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:26,510 and I'm going to get rid of anybody who might blow our cover. 133 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:27,968 How are you going to do that? 134 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:30,888 No one can resist an awesome party! 135 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:36,685 -Pamela, baby? -Yes, Pookie-bear? 136 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:40,187 Ah, I'm going to run out for a second and get some fresh shavings, all right? 137 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:41,647 See you later. Love you, bye. 138 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:47,365 Everybody, can I have your attention? 139 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:51,620 There is an awesome party happening a couple of tanks that way. 140 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:55,042 Just follow the directions on these conveniently printed flyers 141 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:57,878 -that I'm handing out. -"Cinco De Milo"? 142 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:00,384 -Awesome" -(GRUNTS) 143 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:03,259 -Everyone's invited! -(SHRIEKS) 144 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:05,626 MILO: Even you, Mr. Baldwin. 145 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,839 STICKLER: (OVER P.A.) Attention, students. 146 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:10,639 There is an awesome party in progress. 147 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,934 (EXCITED CHATTER) 148 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,436 Fishington, gussy up that mug. 149 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:18,102 We're going to a party. Whoo! 150 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:21,478 -CLAMANTHA: Will there be a piñata? -I think that's everyone. 151 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:26,608 (SCREAMS) 152 00:07:26,988 --> 00:07:28,318 (PANTS) 153 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:29,908 Whoo-hoo. 154 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:33,373 Sugarplum, you ready for our magical hamster date? 155 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:35,713 Oh, Milo, you're so random. 156 00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:38,174 (BOTH CHITTERING) 157 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:41,538 (SINGING) You and me out on the town 158 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:45,010 I sure do like having you around 159 00:07:45,173 --> 00:07:46,683 What can I say? 160 00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:49,257 You take my breath away 161 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:54,432 Let's play all day 162 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:58,853 And over there is my school, where I get eight hours of sleep a day. 163 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:02,189 Oh, Milo, you have such a cool neighborhood. 164 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:04,105 -Well, I'm glad you like it. -(CELL PHONE RINGING) 165 00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:06,403 One second. Hello? 166 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:08,859 All right, bro, the restaurant is ready. Ah! 167 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,030 Not a moment too soon. 168 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:13,121 I was starting to run out of tanks to smash. 169 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,664 -OSCAR: Wait, what? -Nothing. We'll be right over. 170 00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:19,619 -Milo, what were you saying about the... -(PHONE BEEPS) 171 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:23,209 (NERVOUS LAUGHS) I'm going to put food in you now. 172 00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:34,061 Milo lied. This is not an awesome party. 173 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:38,019 I concur. The dip-to-chip ratio is all wrong. 174 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:39,944 Ándale, ándale! Let's vámonos! 175 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:44,356 Look! All the tanks have been smashed and drained! 176 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:46,902 (SCREAMS) Someone should call the police! 177 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:49,028 We know who's responsible for this. 178 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:52,985 Milo, this is so romantic! 179 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:56,368 -Even I'm impressed. -Dinner is served. 180 00:08:56,619 --> 00:09:00,459 -Your food pellets, madame. -Everything is perfect. 181 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:04,380 Milo, I don't ever want this to end... 182 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:08,339 so, I've decided to move next door. 183 00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:11,303 -ALL: Huh? -That way I won't ever have to leave! 184 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:14,219 Milo, you said this was just for one day. 185 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:18,431 (STAMMERS) So we just need to do this, like, every day. 186 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:21,189 -There he is! -Huh? 187 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:23,766 -What's going on here? -Milo? Milo the fish? 188 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:25,768 -(HANDCUFFS CLICKING) -POLICEFISH: You're under arrest 189 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,479 for the destruction and draining of the tanks 190 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:29,279 as well as failure to throw an awesome party. 191 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:34,744 No, you have the wrong person. That's my boyfriend, Milo the hamster. 192 00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:39,661 No, Pamela, they're right. I really am a fish. (GRUNTS) 193 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:42,173 Milo! But why? 194 00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:45,543 I did it because I thought you'd leave me if you found out I was a fish. 195 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,632 MILO: Look, I love you, Pamela Hamster. 196 00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:51,669 And if that's so wrong, then, officer, take me away. 197 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:52,878 Wait, Milo. 198 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:56,143 I have a confession to make too. I'm really... 199 00:09:57,889 --> 00:09:59,059 a gerbil! 200 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:02,144 (GASPS) You've been lying to me this whole time? 201 00:10:02,477 --> 00:10:04,517 I love you for who you are. 202 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:07,566 And you love me for who I are. 203 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:09,442 We can be ourselves now. 204 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:13,700 It, it is true love! I see it now. 205 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:17,953 -Aw, there, there, Oscar. -(LAUGHS WEAKLY) 206 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:20,699 Oh, how could we be mad at true love? 207 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,710 All right, Milo, we'll let you go. 208 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:24,871 Yeah! Hot dog! 209 00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:27,667 ALL: Aw! 210 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:31,549 BOTH: And we lived happily ever after. 211 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:33,843 -(HELICOPTER APPROACHING) -Did you hear that? 212 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:38,717 Pamela? Pamela, thank goodness we found you. 213 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:41,218 -Sterling said you might be here. -S'up? 214 00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:43,481 What is that horrible fish smell? 215 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,480 Anyway, you're wanted on the set of your new movie, 216 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:49,322 Hamster School Musical, in five minutes. I'll wait for you in the chopper. 217 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:52,529 What is that awful fish smell? It's making my eyes water. 218 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:55,355 Don't worry, I'll take good care of her. 219 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:58,033 Pamela! 220 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:01,294 Milo, I'll call you tonight, okay? 221 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:03,711 Pamela! 222 00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:06,079 What are you going to do now? 223 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:08,247 Well, you can fix all the tanks you broke. 224 00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:10,169 Here. Now get gluing. 225 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:13,546 It was all worth it. And I'd do it again. 226 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:17,263 Like the sun above, ours is a love that won't quit. 227 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,387 Oh, Milo, that is so sweet. 228 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:24,556 Uh, Milo, I think you're going to need a little more glue than that. 229 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,268 (GLASS SMASHING) 230 00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:40,032 (BEEPING) 231 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,531 (CAT YOWLS) 232 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:45,253 You sure you want to watch this, Milo? 233 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:47,460 I mean, you know how you get with scary movies. 234 00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:51,792 Relax, girl. I got this. I'm a big boy. 235 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,545 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 236 00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:57,683 (WOLF HOWLING) 237 00:11:58,176 --> 00:12:00,136 -Good night, Jimmy. -Good night, Dad. 238 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:04,889 Oh, and just one more thing, Jimmy, try not to fall asleep, little guy. 239 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:06,851 JIMMY'S DAD: I heard that there are going to be some 240 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,976 fish brain parasites around tonight. 241 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,479 Okay, Dad. 242 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,276 (PARASITE GIGGLES) 243 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:16,612 (JIMMY SNORES) 244 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:20,156 Son, is everything okay? I heard a noise. 245 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,576 (GIGGLES) 246 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:27,367 Oh, no! Fish brain parasites! 247 00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,538 Why did you fall asleep, Jimmy? 248 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,419 Why? 249 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:37,626 Yes, it's definitely fish brain parasites. 250 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,970 Poor Jimmy shows all the signs. 251 00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:42,144 You can tell because no matter what you do to him, 252 00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:45,515 he will show no emotion, no reaction. 253 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,805 Hmm, I'm not convinced. Let me try. 254 00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:51,558 -(GRUNTS) -(CRASHING) 255 00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:54,066 -Settle down, Louis. -(PANTS) 256 00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:58,068 You're right, no reaction. Hmm, what do we do? 257 00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:01,449 Don't fall asleep. You hear me? Don't fall asleep! 258 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:05,121 -(SNORES) -Louis? Louis? Wake up, Louis! 259 00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,446 (PARASITE GIGGLES) 260 00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:12,172 Curse you, fish brain parasites! 261 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,133 (SCREAMS) 262 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:15,665 That movie was the worst. 263 00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:19,088 I wanted to watch Eat, Swim, Float, but no. 264 00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:21,217 I'm giving it a bad review right now. 265 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:25,104 -It's late, Milo. I'm off. -Wait! You're going to bed? 266 00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:27,179 Sure. I need my eight hours of beauty sleep. 267 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:30,272 This doesn't just happen magically. 268 00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:32,023 I'm gonna hit the hay too, bro. 269 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:35,435 But we can't go to sleep. It's not safe! 270 00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:39,486 -That was a movie. -I know... Kinda. 271 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:42,610 But look, the night is still young. 272 00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:45,117 I think we should just stay up and do something fun... 273 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,411 (GASPS) Like puzzles! 274 00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:49,581 -Good night. -Good night. 275 00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:51,331 Don't leave me. 276 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,458 (ROOSTER CROWING) 277 00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:01,264 Morning, brother dearest! 278 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:04,546 Whoa, dude. Did you sleep? 279 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:09,015 -Did you sleep? -The best sleep of my life. 280 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:10,887 MILO: Hmm. 281 00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:12,596 Mm-hmm. 282 00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:17,395 -Ow! Milo! -Your response is still normal. 283 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:19,897 The F.B.Ps must not have gotten you yet. 284 00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:21,486 F.B.Ps? 285 00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:24,032 Fish brain parasites. 286 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,868 Are you still hung up on that lame movie? 287 00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:30,698 -Milo! -Keep that thing open. 288 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,290 They get you when you sleep. 289 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:35,535 Stay close, toots. It's a war zone out there. 290 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,375 Oh, my stars and garters. 291 00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:40,343 (BELL RINGING) 292 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,505 Hey, Oscar. 293 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:45,012 Hey, Mi... Whoa! What happened to you? 294 00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:48,643 Dingus here didn't sleep because he thought that stupid movie was real. 295 00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:51,063 -(WHISPERS) It is real. -That silly movie? 296 00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:54,516 -Ow! Milo! -Sorry, Bea. Protocol. 297 00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:58,555 I have to assume the F.B.Ps have infected you until proven otherwise. 298 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:02,439 -F.B.Ps? -Fish brain parasites. 299 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,660 Oh, my stars and garters. 300 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,866 -Hey, Shellsea! -Hey. 301 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:18,419 Milo, I'm gonna pretend you didn't just stick your finger in my face. 302 00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:22,379 She's not showing any emotion. She... She's infected! 303 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,048 Oh, who else did they get? 304 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:27,047 Let's get down to the old business of learning. 305 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,390 Milo, sit. 306 00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:34,806 MR. BALDWIN: Just ignore it. He'll stop eventually. 307 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,055 Or not. 308 00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:39,356 No emotion! 309 00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:44,606 -Infectious goo! -It's just allergies. 310 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,991 And you... 311 00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:50,582 What? 312 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:55,371 Bea, Oscar, meet me in our secret hideout, stat! Badoo! 313 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:58,460 Uh, I didn't know we had a secret hideout. 314 00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:00,173 -We don't. -Oh. 315 00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:01,881 Well, where do you think he went? 316 00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:05,512 -Let's try the cafeteria. He loves food. -(AIRHORN BLARING) 317 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:09,800 MILO: You stay away from me, you fish brain parasites! 318 00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:12,637 -(AIRHORN BLARING) -Yep, there he is. 319 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:13,845 (SLURPING) 320 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,931 -Everyone, stay awake! -(BLARING) 321 00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:20,345 Well, darn my socks, I think he's really lost it. 322 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,900 -What? -I said I think he's lost it! 323 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,572 -(BLARING CONTINUES) -I see your mouth moving, 324 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,150 but no words come out! 325 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:29,279 Wait, you can't hear anything so I can say anything? 326 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,909 -What? -I said... 327 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:34,787 your hair smells like a strawberry dream 328 00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,329 -and your lips... -(BLARING STOPS) 329 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:40,786 -What were you saying about my lips? -Nothing! (LAUGHS) 330 00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,625 Uh, Milo needs our help. 331 00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:46,844 -Milo, please, you have to stop. -Yeah, Milo. This is getting ridiculous. 332 00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:51,144 -I can't stop. They could be anywhere. -(BLARING) 333 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:54,852 Thank you for the green tea and broccoli smoothie, lunch lady Eelia. 334 00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:55,972 De nada. 335 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,272 Better drink up before it melts. 336 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:03,231 Ah! Now I feel as cool as a cucumber. 337 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,936 I think I need to put on some groovy shades 338 00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:08,897 to match my new attitude. (GIGGLES) 339 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,032 Whoops. I giggled so hard my wig fell off. 340 00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:14,373 (GIGGLES) 341 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,702 -Greetings, friends. -(SQUEALS) 342 00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,157 BEA AND OSCAR: Hey, Albert. 343 00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:24,209 That's no Albert. That’s a fish brain p... p... p... p... p... p... 344 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,170 -P... p... -P... p... p... p... 345 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,009 -P... p... -P... p... p... p? 346 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:29,052 Papas? 347 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:33,468 -P... p... p... p... -Milo, use your words. 348 00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:36,348 Parasite! 349 00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:39,097 Milo, are you having a pooh-pooh day? 350 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,515 Maybe you need a high-five to lift your spirits. 351 00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:44,856 Oh, no, you're not touching me or my friends. 352 00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:46,769 Actually, you know what, Albert? 353 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:50,653 I think a cheery high-five would do us all some good. Zerp. 354 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:55,030 Bea, no! Oscar, Bea just got infected! 355 00:17:55,207 --> 00:17:58,537 Or maybe you're infected with the crazy. 356 00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:03,497 -ALBERT AND OSCAR: Zerp! -(GASPS) I have no friends left! 357 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:10,010 I'm your friend, Milo. Zerp, zerp, zerp, zerp. (GIGGLES) 358 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:13,632 -You are not my friend. -ALBERT: Zerp, zerp, zerp, zerp, zerp. 359 00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,341 -(MILO SCREAMS) -(ALBERT GIGGLES) 360 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:18,099 Come on, Milo, you can't leave a man hanging. 361 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,600 I'm going to raise those spirits if it's the last thing I do. 362 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,600 (PANTS) 363 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,848 (GIGGLES) 364 00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:28,189 I'm gonna get ya. Where are you? 365 00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:30,437 Come here, Milo. 366 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,070 (GIGGLES) 367 00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:35,452 Phew. 368 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,236 -Milo! -(SCREAMS) 369 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,662 You'll never take me alive! 370 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:43,712 -(SPLASHING) -CLAMANTHA: Why? 371 00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:46,883 -(SCREAMS) -(GIGGLES) 372 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:50,174 (GROANS) 373 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,338 (GIGGLES) 374 00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:56,048 Milo, where are you? 375 00:18:56,969 --> 00:19:00,679 ALBERT: Milo? Zerp, zerp. (GIGGLES) 376 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:03,890 (PANTS) I gotta... I gotta find cover fast. 377 00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:07,555 -(HEAVY BREATHING) -STICKLER: Ahem. 378 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:11,109 Principal Stickler! You're never going to believe me, 379 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,993 but fish brain parasites have taken over the school! 380 00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:16,356 You're right, Milo, I do not "blieve" you, 381 00:19:17,231 --> 00:19:19,781 But I believe you. 382 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,582 So you understand what we're up against. 383 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:27,420 And not only have they taken over people's minds, 384 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,420 but they started to steal my stuff. 385 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,835 My keys, my wallet, my orangutan. 386 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,298 According to the Doohickey Talky Show, 387 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:37,013 there's only one way we can get rid of these parasites. 388 00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:41,385 I have discovered the great weakness of the fish brain parasites. 389 00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,679 Once they are exposed to air, 390 00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:47,479 parasites leave their hosts' bodies and go back to their planets. 391 00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:48,653 (ALL CHEER) 392 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,359 So, what are we going to do? 393 00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:55,073 We have to drain all the water from the tank. 394 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,784 -But how? -Pull my spine. 395 00:19:56,946 --> 00:20:00,616 -(LAUGHS) What? -It's not what you think. 396 00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:04,200 (WHIRRING) 397 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,208 -(HYDRAULICS HISS) -Wow! 398 00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:10,746 This place is tricked out! 399 00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:13,375 STICKLER: (CHUCKLES) I will take that as a compliment. 400 00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,881 I built this secret bunker so I'd have a place 401 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,758 to get away from that battle axe Fishington. 402 00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:21,928 Now, when I push this button, we're going to drain 403 00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:25,062 all the water from the tank and save everyone 404 00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:27,852 from those darn fish brain parasites. 405 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,270 Prepare for air. 406 00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:33,938 Dinosaur boy, you begin the countdown. 407 00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:37,898 Fifty, 49, 48, 47, 408 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:43,580 forty-six, 45, 44, 43, 42, 409 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:48,294 -Forty-one, 40, 39... -(ALARM BLARING) 410 00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:49,959 (CLAMANTHA YELPS) 411 00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:51,544 (RUMBLING) 412 00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:53,876 (SCREAMS) 413 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:57,093 MR. BALDWIN: Everyone, just do what we practiced in crisis class. Ready? 414 00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:58,764 (ALL SCREAM) 415 00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:02,008 Hmm, there's something wrong with the atmosphere. 416 00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:04,683 (YELLING) 417 00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:06,347 (ALL COUGH) 418 00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:10,694 Ah, and now the parasites will leave their bodies. 419 00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:14,770 ALBERT: (WHEEZES) Water! 420 00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,277 -(GLASS SMASHING) -We did it! 421 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:19,532 -The parasite is dead! -We're heroes! 422 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:22,622 And I want my keys back, you green Jackalopes! 423 00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:25,755 -(SQUEALS) -What are you doing? 424 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:30,080 Milo, enough is enough! Fish are dying out here! 425 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:34,459 No need to thank me. (CHUCKLES) You guys would have done the same. 426 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:36,750 Mission accomplished, dinosaur boy. 427 00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:40,171 Let's cork it back up and move on to third period. 428 00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:49,729 And that's how I became the hero of the school. 429 00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:52,190 -The end. -Right. 430 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:55,650 So, Milo, that's why we're not going to let you see scary movies anymore, okay? 431 00:21:55,773 --> 00:21:57,023 Aw, man. 432 00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:58,864 But we got you something even better! 433 00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:01,606 OSCAR: Rainbow Pony Picnic Land 2. 434 00:22:01,779 --> 00:22:03,319 (GASPS) Oh, boy! 435 00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:06,445 And we all know there's nothing scary about ponies. 436 00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:07,905 (ALL LAUGH) 437 00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:09,158 -It's so true. -So true. 438 00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:10,496 Puffy little tails. 439 00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:16,745 -(PONIES GIGGLE) -P... p... p... p... p... ponies! 440 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:21,666 Check it out, Mouse. I've got everything I need to be famous... 441 00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:25,471 Sunglasses, a sweet hairdo, and the one thing every celebrity needs: 442 00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:27,563 a tiny pet to put in my purse. 443 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:30,017 What? You don't have a tiny pet in there. 444 00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:32,637 -Sure I do. Take a look. -Hey! 445 00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:34,653 MAN: Over here! We love you Snake! You're beautiful! 446 00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:36,145 Take a look at this. 447 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:39,315 Aw, what's wrong with you people? She's a snake in a wig. 448 00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:42,650 -Now, now, that's enough, Fifi. -MOUSE: (MUFFLED) Hey, let me outta here! 449 00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:44,570 -MAN: We love you, snake! -WOMAN: Over here! 450 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:46,410 MOUSE: Come on! 451 00:22:46,460 --> 00:22:51,010 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34064

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