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and may containmature subject matter.
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Viewer discretionis advised.
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and may containmature s(burp) matter.
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(loud burp)
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(grunts)
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-Yeah!
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Argh!
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Yeah! Ugh! Argh!
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-I just don't see the point
of lifting weights
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when we're out of food
and no one's eaten in days!
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-Hey, I start every day
pumping iron. You start yours
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pumping your pole in bed.
-I already told you,
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those are wrist exercises.
-Yeah, right!
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-And I thought you were asleep.
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(grunts)
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-Keep jerking those weights
like that Rafe
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and you'll wind up
with a prolapsed rectum.
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-Damn right, I will!
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Okay, wait... what is that?
Like a leg muscle?
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(gasps)
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(shrieking)
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Ah! Ah! Ah!
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-Rafe! Rafe!
Rafe! Let go, you idiot!
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-No way! I can tire it out!
Then, we can eat it.
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It's three kinds of meat!
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(screaming)
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(cawing)
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(moaning)
Huh?
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Well, well,
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looks like someone came back
for a shot at the title.
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Wanna dance, Hujumba?
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Boom! Ha! Chicki chicki tcha!
Argh!
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(long extended scream)
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(apocalyptic music)
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(theme music)
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♪
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(roaring)
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of nature's mistakes! full
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Humunga comes to you
with proposition!
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And yes, that word
has double-meaning. Ha!
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My tribe wants babies!
(gasps)
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-We don't have any.
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And if we did, we wouldn't trade
them for whatever...
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(auspicious music)
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Ah, actually...
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come back in nine months,
but leave the sled.
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-No, Monkey Lady. We want men
for making babies.
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-You want babies?
I'll give you babies.
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All I ask is... you slap me
a little when we do it.
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-Sorry, Discount Fashions,
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no one wants antler baby
from dilapidated phlegm factory
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or any other mutant.
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We want pure unmutated seed.
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-Wha...?
-Aw hell, yes! We accept!
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-We do? Can I talk to you
for a second?
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You sure about this?
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Those women are dangerous
and minor detail... crazy!
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-Yeah! Baby crazy!
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And you know what that means?
Sex, bro!
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-Uh, okay, okay! Fine.
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-Atta boy!
This is gonna be awesome.
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-Ow!
-Come on, hold that pose.
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Give it to me.
I'm gonna make you bald.
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-Enough homoerotic horseplay!
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We go now!
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(groaning)
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-Dear God!
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(moaning)
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-Did you see that?
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Dwayne just traded my sons
for supplies!
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That's it!
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When I get out of here,
I'm gonna stretch his scrotum
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up to his forehead
and staple it there.
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-(AENUS): I see you're agitated.
How have you been sleeping?
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-(mocking):
How have you been sleeping?
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(rumbling)
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-(AENUS): Nothing
to be alarmed about.
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Just a minor malfunction
in sector 167.
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-When you say stuff like
"minor malfunction",
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it usually means
major (bleep) shit-storm.
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-(AENUS): Aw, you're reading
subtext in my speech patterns.
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It's like we're
an old married couple.
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-Really?
Then I want a divorce.
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-(AENUS): A subterranean seismic
event has damaged
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my main power line.
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Could you perhaps maybe
go down and repair it?
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-Oh gosh! I'd really love to,
big fella,
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but I've learned
that going down on someone
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never really fixes the problem.
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-(AENUS): Hum...
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we should delve into that
at a future therapy session.
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Wait a minute!
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You think that if I lose power,
the lockdown will be lifted!
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Well, unfortunately,
Judith, that's not how
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a fifty trillion-dollar
super bunker works.
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-But it will shut down
your higher functions,
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which means
no more talky talky.
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I call that a win!
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-Follow me!
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-I... I think I'm just gonna
hang out here.
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Guard the truck and...
guard the truck.
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-Okidoki, little bro,
but you're not getting
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any less of a virgin
standing around here.
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-But what if I do it wrong
and they laugh at me.
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-I get it, you're nervous, but
I got just the cure for that.
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Think fast! Hey, ladies!
Gab's ready for you!
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-Take it back,
you son of a... Ow!
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My penis!
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-(Dwayne): Here's
to our new supplies
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and to Rafe and Gabe
finally getting laid!
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(cheering)
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(spitting)
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Oh God! Get those off the table.
What the hell is wrong with you?
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-Those were at the bottom
of Humunga's supply sled.
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Which explains how her
tribe got all this stuff.
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By sacking,
pillaging, and murdering!
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-And we care about this, why?
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-Because it's wrong to benefit
from other people's misery!
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-But that's the best way
to benefit!
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Besides, we need to count
our blessings...
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our juicy, succulent,
chipotle-infused blessings.
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-Danika, our notions of right
and wrong are highly malleable.
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What is and isn't ethical
depends largely
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on what's
necessary for survival.
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-Or for getting a buzz on.
-Ugh!
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You people are disgusting!
-Yeah, says the kid
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who came in here throwing
dismembered feet around!
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Hey, Father, get that
out of your mouth.
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-Alright, ladies!
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Who wants to be the first
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to grind it out
on the Rafe Express!
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Sextination: Bigidy Bone-town!
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-What you are talking about?
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You are not here for sex!
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You are here
to impregnate Queen Gargantua.
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(heavy steps)
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-If we can't have sex with her,
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how're we supposed
to knock her up?
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-Fill these up. With seed.
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-Oops! Looks like I left
my Johnson in the truck.
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Yep, a detachable dick.
That's my mutation.
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Be right back.
Spears!
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Easy now, I need Gabe! Carrying
that monster is a two-man job.
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-We made agreement!
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Town took supplies.
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Now brothers fill tubs
with baby juice
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or brothers prepare to both die!
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-Uh, is it weird that I'm
really turned on right now?
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-We paint sexy mural to get you
both in the mood.
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Very erotic, no?
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-Uh, that's not disturbing
at all. Thank you!
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(door closing)
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(whining)
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-Not now Chud-inator.
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Daddy has to get down
with his bad self. Like a loser.
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-Oh, it's not so bad.
Kind of takes the pressure off.
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-Uh...
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(unzipping)
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-(orgasmic): Oh yeah!
-You did one already?
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-One? I've done like five.
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(panting)
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-(Dwayne): Ah, come on!
God damn it!
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Hang on! One of these keys
should work.
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-Um, no, it won't!
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I locked all the supplies
in there with a new lock
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that I found in the supplies.
Ha! Irony!
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-Give me that key right now,
young lady!
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I'm not talking as your father,
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I'm speaking as the mayor
of this town!
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-Well, I'm talking
as the disgruntled daughter
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of the mayor and I say, "Using
these supplies is unethical!"
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-What the hell is so unethical
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about trading a couple
of virgins for a plate of ribs?
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-Those damn lucky bastards!
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-Oh boy! Alright, I'll make you
a deal, Danika.
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Open up this shed and...
Ana here will sleep with you.
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-No, I won't. What the hell
is wrong with you?
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-Okay, so I'm hearing
a soft no.
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Hum...
Suzette, how about you?
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-Grrr!
-Hey!
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-Relax, Johnny!
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What's a finger-blast
between old friends? Ha! Ha!
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-Jesus Christ, dad!
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Have you completely lost
all sense of decency?
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-Um, have you tasted
the cheesecakes in there?
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-I have a better idea. You want
to talk ethics, Danika?
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Let's have a debate. Whoever
wins, we do it their way.
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-Debating's for losers.
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Let's just beat the key
out of her.
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Sorry, sweetie! I have
a real hankering for those ribs.
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-Okay, I'll debate you. But
we'll need an impartial judge.
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And where the hell
are we gonna find that?
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(making loud vacuum sound)
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(making metal detector sounds)
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-(AENUS): I don't mean
to alarm you,
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but my auxiliary power
is now at 15%.
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-(ironically): Oh no!
That is terrible!
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If only anyone gave a shit!
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You want me to help you, let me
get a message out to my boys.
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-We've been over this.
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All communication
with the outside world
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is suspended during lockdown.
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-Except in the case
of an emergency
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and this is an emergency,
you electronic asswipe!
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(sigh)
-(AENUS): Fine.
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But just so you know, using
the communication system
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will drain 9%
of my remaining power.
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-Blah, blah, blah.
Just do it Artoo-Dipshit.
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(electronic sounds)
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-(AENUS):
Satellite uplink complete.
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-Okay! Let's go!
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(muttering): Mama's coming,
boys! Okay!
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(panting)
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Okay! Ready. Okay.
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Where the hell are they?
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-(AENUS): My available power
is at 6%.
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-Shut up, AENUS!
I'm trying to find my boys!
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God knows what kind of trouble
they're in.
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(orgasmic moaning)
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-You're done?
-Yep!
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In every conceivable way.
What about you?
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-I haven't even started.
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I can't get going.
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-Why don't you, you know,
think of something sexy?
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-Um, let see...
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Something sexy, eh?
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(knocking)
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Pizza delivery!
That's gonna be 10 dollars!
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-Ooh, I don't have any money.
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Is there some other way
I can pay you?
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(horrified scream)
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-Oh, God!
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Now that's all I can see!
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-Well, what did you picture?
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-Nothing! Never mind!
Quit asking me.
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-Maybe you're just tired
from lifting weights.
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-Or maybe my ding has lost
its dong!
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My Wang's got no Chung!
My rooster can't cock-a-doodle!
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Maybe I'm just not much
of a man!
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What are you doing?
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-Saving your life!
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-And lo' Curly said unto Mo':
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"Let us debate!"
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-Okay then.
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We traded in good faith
with the Barbarian Circle Tribe
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and thus have
a moral standing independent
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of their prior actions, violent
as they may be. Thank you.
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(applause)
249
00:11:52,266 --> 00:11:54,426
-Danika, you're up!
Think fast!
250
00:11:54,567 --> 00:11:57,067
-Ooh, look at me, I'm Ana!
251
00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,500
I have a fancy education
and use thesaurus words!
252
00:11:59,633 --> 00:12:01,333
There's severed feet
in those supplies,
253
00:12:01,467 --> 00:12:02,927
you (bleep) savages.
254
00:12:03,066 --> 00:12:04,796
(applause)
255
00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:08,630
(clicking)
256
00:12:08,767 --> 00:12:10,127
-Oh, excuse me!
257
00:12:10,266 --> 00:12:12,996
Gotta drain the old lizard...
back in a jiffy.
258
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:15,873
-Oh yeah! Me too.
But no lizard here.
259
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,830
That's weird mutation, brah!
260
00:12:17,967 --> 00:12:19,897
-Shut up!
261
00:12:22,233 --> 00:12:24,933
(orgasmic moan)
262
00:12:25,066 --> 00:12:27,066
-It's done.
263
00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:31,100
-You filled it? You're
a pud-pulling miracle, Muchacho.
264
00:12:31,233 --> 00:12:33,333
-Well, it's just nice to know
my hobbies
265
00:12:33,467 --> 00:12:35,197
have a practical application.
266
00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:38,633
-I owe you one. And let's just
keep that between us.
267
00:12:38,767 --> 00:12:40,127
-Oh, it was nothing.
268
00:12:40,266 --> 00:12:42,596
Especially the last one,
which was mostly dust.
269
00:12:42,734 --> 00:12:44,674
(sigh)
270
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,600
-Man, if it wasn't for you,
271
00:12:46,734 --> 00:12:48,604
my tub would be empty
and... Hey!
272
00:12:48,734 --> 00:12:50,434
Why is my tub empty?
273
00:12:50,567 --> 00:12:52,397
-Hey, why is my tub empty?
274
00:12:53,533 --> 00:12:55,033
(burp)
275
00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:57,226
-Wow, that's gross.
276
00:12:57,367 --> 00:12:59,897
No, Chudley! No!
277
00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:02,630
Actually, its breath smells
better than usual.
278
00:13:02,767 --> 00:13:05,797
-Time is up! Hands off,
tubs down!
279
00:13:12,033 --> 00:13:13,273
(buzzing)
280
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,530
(cawing)
281
00:13:15,667 --> 00:13:17,727
(long scream)
282
00:13:17,867 --> 00:13:19,697
(panting)
283
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,200
(grunt)
284
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:28,370
-Don't hurt him, I'm begging
you. He's all I got.
285
00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:29,970
-Oh, thanks.
286
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:32,900
-Bring two tubs of baby bechamel
by end of day
287
00:13:33,033 --> 00:13:36,003
or we squeeze dog
like toothpaste.
288
00:13:36,133 --> 00:13:38,273
-(together): Uh?
289
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:41,470
-Buck up there soldier!
We got a need. A need for seed.
290
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:42,970
-Go on without me.
291
00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:45,130
I never thought this day
would come, Gabe.
292
00:13:45,266 --> 00:13:47,066
But you're gonna have to be
the man of the house now.
293
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:50,100
-Ah, come on!
Don't beat yourself up!
294
00:13:50,233 --> 00:13:52,973
Pull yourself together.
There's no time to jerk around.
295
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:55,770
Yank yourself out of that mood.
Be a man, Rafe Burns!
296
00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:57,400
-I'm a man.
297
00:13:57,533 --> 00:13:59,273
-Manlier than that.
You're a man.
298
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:01,400
-I'm a man!
-You're a man!
299
00:14:01,533 --> 00:14:03,633
-I'm a man!
300
00:14:03,767 --> 00:14:06,127
Uh... what are we doing?
-I have no idea.
301
00:14:06,266 --> 00:14:08,226
(screeching)
302
00:14:12,934 --> 00:14:15,374
-There they are.
What now?
303
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:18,400
-(AENUS): Here.
Write your message.
304
00:14:18,533 --> 00:14:20,833
-Okay. I'll keep it simple
in case Rafe finds it.
305
00:14:20,967 --> 00:14:22,327
He don't read good.
306
00:14:22,467 --> 00:14:24,097
"Hi boys! I'm alive
307
00:14:24,233 --> 00:14:28,273
and in a super bunker.
Your mom."
308
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,930
(whistling)
309
00:14:36,066 --> 00:14:37,866
(explosion)
310
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:46,003
Nice aim, dummy!
Let's do another one.
311
00:14:46,133 --> 00:14:48,873
-(AENUS speaking slowly):
Satellite link broken...
312
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:52,970
Auxiliary power at 4%.
313
00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,170
-The deal was we get
a message to my sons!
314
00:14:56,300 --> 00:15:00,270
You blew it, AENUS! Deal's off.
It was nice knowing you!
315
00:15:05,266 --> 00:15:06,626
-So let me get this straight.
316
00:15:06,767 --> 00:15:09,497
You boys need me to fill up
an entire margarine tub
317
00:15:09,633 --> 00:15:11,303
with my small soldiers?
-Actually, two tubs.
318
00:15:11,433 --> 00:15:14,673
-And you guys can't do it, why?
-We tried but it all got eaten.
319
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,900
-Whoa!
These chicks sound wild.
320
00:15:18,033 --> 00:15:20,873
Man, just when I thought things
couldn't get weirder...
321
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,270
Ah, screw it! I'm in,
but you guys can't watch.
322
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,830
I want to make that clear
from the get-go.
323
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,997
-Thanks, Mr. Cobretti!
324
00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:29,603
You got no idea how much
this means to me and to my dog!
325
00:15:29,734 --> 00:15:31,874
-Call me, Johndoe.
326
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,800
And please get off me.
-Of course. Sorry.
327
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,134
Ah, got a little snot on
your shirt...
328
00:15:37,266 --> 00:15:40,196
-Okay! Now, so let's talk terms.
-Terms?
329
00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:43,633
-Guys, you can't get something
for nothing in the wasteland.
330
00:15:43,767 --> 00:15:46,427
And you fellas got
a real nice truck.
331
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:51,970
-You want to yank it
in our truck?
332
00:15:53,667 --> 00:15:57,497
-In conclusion,
as Jesus said in the Bible,
333
00:15:57,633 --> 00:15:59,703
"My blood is red.
My balls are blue.
334
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:02,404
I like ethics and uh,
so should you."
335
00:16:02,533 --> 00:16:05,103
Be like Jesus everyone.
Peace!
336
00:16:05,233 --> 00:16:06,633
(applause)
337
00:16:06,767 --> 00:16:09,667
-Hallelujah!
We have a winner!
338
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:12,000
-Argh!
339
00:16:12,133 --> 00:16:14,373
(timid applause)
340
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,530
-So you bring baby batter?
341
00:16:20,667 --> 00:16:22,627
-No, but we found
the next best thing.
342
00:16:22,767 --> 00:16:24,167
A real man. Unlike me.
343
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:25,870
-Dude, don't make this
about you.
344
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:29,700
-Anyway... Here's Johndoe...
-...Cobretti!
345
00:16:29,834 --> 00:16:33,174
Of all people in wasteland,
you bring him?
346
00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:36,230
-You two know each other?
-I thought we knew each other.
347
00:16:36,367 --> 00:16:38,767
Someone make lots of promises
348
00:16:38,900 --> 00:16:41,470
about white picket fence
with skulls just for me,
349
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:45,400
but then disappears after one
night of hot sloppy monkey love.
350
00:16:45,533 --> 00:16:46,903
It was special.
351
00:16:47,033 --> 00:16:50,333
-Baby, I was gonna get in touch,
but you know how it is!
352
00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:52,797
One minute you're on your way
to see your best lady,
353
00:16:52,934 --> 00:16:55,174
the next minute
you're roped into fighting
354
00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:58,300
in the Thunderdome.
-Liar! That is from Mad Max 3!
355
00:16:58,433 --> 00:17:01,673
Anyway, no matter. You know
what is expected of you?
356
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:05,430
-Yeah. You get my guck.
I get a sweet truck.
357
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,627
-And if you don't supply,
you die.
358
00:17:07,767 --> 00:17:10,827
-I see. Well, boys,
it's been a slice.
359
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,673
-Okay! So we kill your dog.
360
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,930
(whining)
361
00:17:19,066 --> 00:17:20,896
(sneezing)
362
00:17:21,934 --> 00:17:24,504
It is dog, right?
Very hard to tell.
363
00:17:35,633 --> 00:17:37,733
-Don't give me that look.
364
00:17:38,967 --> 00:17:40,527
Ah!
365
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:48,733
Okay, let's go!
366
00:17:52,834 --> 00:17:56,334
-Behold our Queen:
Gargantua.
367
00:17:56,467 --> 00:17:59,327
(hissing)
368
00:17:59,467 --> 00:18:01,527
(gasps)
369
00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:12,400
-I don't think that's how you do
artificial insemination.
370
00:18:12,533 --> 00:18:14,903
-Once we hurl dog
inside her canal,
371
00:18:15,033 --> 00:18:17,203
she will squeeze seed
out of him.
372
00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:19,803
She has been doing
her Kegels.
373
00:18:29,133 --> 00:18:31,433
-Ah... Whoa!
374
00:18:31,567 --> 00:18:33,767
-Ah... Oh...
375
00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:36,170
Eh... Um...
376
00:18:38,633 --> 00:18:41,073
-I can do it!
377
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,830
Bring me both tubs!
378
00:18:42,967 --> 00:18:44,627
(cracking)
-Whoa!
379
00:18:51,767 --> 00:18:53,467
(moaning)
380
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,600
(orgasmic moaning)
381
00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:01,630
(climaxing)
382
00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:06,970
-As promised, two tubs
of Grade A Rafe potion.
383
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:09,730
-Good. We'll put in
with ugly dog.
384
00:19:09,867 --> 00:19:11,397
-Hey! That wasn't
the deal we made.
385
00:19:11,533 --> 00:19:15,833
-Deal schmeal! You donate,
we take! That is new deal!
386
00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:22,070
-No!
387
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,230
(grunt)
388
00:19:23,367 --> 00:19:26,067
(loud battle cry)
389
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,566
(grunts)
390
00:19:33,467 --> 00:19:37,297
(long scream)
391
00:19:39,834 --> 00:19:41,634
(groaning)
392
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,670
-Hey! Wait up, Johndoe!
393
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,830
-I can't hear you
over the sound of me leaving!
394
00:19:49,967 --> 00:19:51,527
(roar)
395
00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:53,167
Ah!
396
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:06,200
(romantic music)
397
00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:15,430
(heavy steps)
398
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:30,600
-(AENUS): You restored my power!
I'm at a loss for words.
399
00:20:30,734 --> 00:20:32,304
-Well, that's a first.
400
00:20:32,433 --> 00:20:35,533
-So... does this mean
we're friends?
401
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:38,867
-Don't push your luck.
-Oh, oh, I think it does.
402
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,430
We're friends, Judith!
403
00:20:40,567 --> 00:20:41,997
-Okay, great!
404
00:20:42,133 --> 00:20:44,933
I'll be in my room, driving
an electric drill into my temple
405
00:20:45,066 --> 00:20:47,266
until the sweet embrace of death
consumes me.
406
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,370
Have a nice day, friend!
407
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,600
-(AENUS): Ha! Ha!
She's so random!
408
00:20:54,133 --> 00:20:55,833
-(muttering): Oh,
some mayor you are!
409
00:20:55,967 --> 00:20:57,467
Nobody ever listens to me.
410
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,900
You can choke on your ribs.
411
00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:03,500
-So, gentlemen,
how'd your first time go?
412
00:21:03,633 --> 00:21:06,433
-I... I prefer not to talk
about it.
413
00:21:06,567 --> 00:21:09,167
-You should have seen, Rafe.
He was like a machine.
414
00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:12,030
Putting babies up in everyone.
Splat, blap, blah!
415
00:21:12,166 --> 00:21:15,366
(cheering)
416
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:18,230
I wonder how things are going
for Johndoe.
417
00:21:18,367 --> 00:21:22,027
-Ah, you know him.
He probably came out on top.
418
00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:26,267
-Ah!
-Oh-ah!
419
00:21:31,066 --> 00:21:33,296
-I'd ask you to join in, babe,
420
00:21:33,433 --> 00:21:36,233
but I already lost two other
girls down there.
421
00:21:36,367 --> 00:21:37,827
Ooh!
422
00:21:37,967 --> 00:21:39,327
(inhaling)
423
00:21:39,467 --> 00:21:41,597
(moaning)
424
00:21:45,633 --> 00:21:49,003
(orgasmic moaning)
425
00:21:54,233 --> 00:21:58,473
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