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-Captain!
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The Thartorian Ambassador
demands permission to board.
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-Very well, crewman!
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Lower the ion shields
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and initiate subatomic
transfer beam thing.
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-Aye, captain!
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-Captain Thadeus, you must leave
our star system immediately
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or be blasted
into a billion pieces.
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-Oh, I don't think so.
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The only thing that's getting
blasted today, Ambassador...
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is your booty.
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(kissing)
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-Hey, little bro!
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(scream of horror)
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Hey, wake up!
We got trouble.
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What were you dreaming about?
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You were licking
all over your pillow.
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-Huh? Nothing! I don't know
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but it was very innocent
and not awkward or weird at all!
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Hey! Sounds like there's
trouble outside. Let's go!
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-Wow! Got to love
that hustle.
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(screaming)
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(growling)
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-Ah!
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-What are you waiting for?
Shoot!
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(roaring)
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Give me that!
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(high pitch scream)
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(apocalyptic music)
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(theme music)
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♪
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(growling)
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-Holy shit!
How'd you boys do that?
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-They didn't. Those weirdly
hot chicks did.
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-Yeah?
Well, we distracted it.
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I want that in the record.
-Silence, Ginger Beard!
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We track this beast for days.
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Beast belongs to us!
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-Well, that thing looks like
it tastes like ass anyway.
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-And you would know, big boy!
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Ha, ha, nailed him!
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-Hey...
Hi, I'm Danika.
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-I, Humanga! Leader
of Barbarian Circle Tribe.
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Danika is funny name.
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I think
I call you "Three Legs".
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Don't be offend.
It's how I remember people.
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Just as Two Butts.
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-Hello!
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-Maybe you want to come visit
Barbarian Circle camp
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up in yonder mountains?
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-Are we talking a friendly
visit, or... a "friendly" visit?
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-Oh no!
That's not happening!
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My daughter's staying
right here.
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Who knows what kind of gang
this is?
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It's all girls, so you know
they're out of their minds.
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-And the power surge
is tomorrow!
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You'll miss all the fun.
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-I'm sorry, what part of
standing around the Brew n'Chug
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watching gross old people
get shit-faced is fun?
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-Does Discount Fashions
annoy you? Want me to stab him?
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-Nah, you'll just get polyester
all over your spear.
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-Ha! Ha!
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-I'll have you know
this is Rayon!
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Ah...
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-Maybe there's something wrong
with my brain?
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-You dreamed you were kissing
me, I'd say "yep"!
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-Maybe it's a brain tumour
in my brain!
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I think my mind's going.
It's the only explanation.
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Look at my eyes!
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Are they wonky?
I wonder how big it is.
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Brain tumours can grow to the
size of basketballs, you know?
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Any bumps on my head?
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-There will be
if you don't chill out.
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-Easy for you to say, you don't
have a massive meatball
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growing inside your cranium!
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-I'm gonna help you, okay?
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-Sure, what are you gonna...
OW!
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(groan)
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-There!
You still need help?
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(groaning)
-What's this?
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-Brother stuff! What's up?
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-Oh, I got a doozy.
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My daughter ran off with
that gaggle of giant lesbians.
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-Alright! Danika's gonna
get lai...
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...late for dinner!
Sorry.
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-Good save!
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-Alright, buckle up!
We got to go.
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(groan of pain)
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(grunting)
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-(AENUS): Judith, that door is
solid steel four meters thick.
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Your efforts to
penetrate it are futile.
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-Said every girl
you ever met!
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Argh!
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Ah, crap! We could save
ourselves a lot of time
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and a ton of hammers
if you'd just open up, AENUS.
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-(AENUS): As we've discussed,
I'm unable to do that
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until I've received
further instructions.
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But speaking of "opening up",
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let's talk about why you feel
so compelled
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to leave
the safety of this bunker.
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-Or, we could talk about
what this
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could do to
your central processors.
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-(AENUS): Judith, I'm trained
to help survivors overcome
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the posttraumatic stress
of the Apocalypse.
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Why won't you
just let me help you?
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(grunts of effort)
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Ah, that's good!
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Physical activity is a great
way to avoid depression.
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But if you want to do chin-ups,
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we have a very fine facility
over here.
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-Ah, shut up!
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-(AENUS): Hum, that's not
the way to the gym!
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-This is our camp.
Do you like?
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-Cool. So...
what do you do for fun?
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-We kidnap random girls
and we hunt them for sport.
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(gulp)
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Ah! I make joke.
You should see your face!
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Mostly, we hunt for food
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or we just sit around getting
high and hooking up.
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-Ah... I like
the sound of those last two!
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-But first,
we hunt for food.
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(disappointed groan)
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(whizz)
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(plunk)
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(short cry)
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(cheering)
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-Three Legs gets ceremonial
first bite of liver...
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or whatever
this is I cut out.
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-Uh, I'm not really into putting
veiny hunks of meat in my mouth.
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-Oh, come on! Is tradition!
Just the tip.
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-Fine. But I won't swallow.
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(cheering)
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(whining)
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-Ah... hop!
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(fire crackling)
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So, what's the play here?
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Do we go in covert or give them
the old shock and awe?
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-You know, this is
how serial killers start.
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You get a tumour pressing
on your amygdala
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and next thing you know,
you're cooking human ears.
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-You're still on this? Focus!
How do we go in?
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-Stealth. Stick by those rocks
and move in the shadows.
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Anyway,
if I do turn psychopath,
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you have to promise
not to let me hurt anyone
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once the murderous urges
take over.
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Ah!
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-Got it.
I'll shoot you in the head.
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-Thanks, man.
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(inhaling)
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-Oh!
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Hey, what are you doing?
Get your hands off me!
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(chanting)
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You are gonna hunt me
for sport!
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I thought we were friends!
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-Relax, Three Legs!
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It's surprise
initiation ceremony!
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You become one of us!
Welcome to tribe!
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-Seriously?
That's so nice!
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Wait,
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I don't have to eat any more
bloody chunks of meat, do I?
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-Not unless my Aunt Flo's
in town.
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Ha! Got you again!
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No, but seriously,
welcome to tribe!
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(chanting)
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Before I make Three Legs member
of Barbarian Circle tribe,
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anyone have objection?
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Perfect!
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Then if it please Great
Circle of Contusion, we ask...
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Oh, hold on,
someone has objection.
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(groan)
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(gasp)
Anyone else?
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Okay...
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Okay now, to prove her loyalty
to Barbarian Circle tribe,
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Three Legs must spill blood
of enemy.
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-I'm sorry, what?
-Don't worry. Just formality.
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Bring in prisoners!
(gasp)
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These creeps
were spying on camp.
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Now, they must die.
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Three Legs will chop
their heads off!
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Then, we play soccer
with heads.
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(gasp)
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-Ah!
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-Damn kid ran off
just like her mother.
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At least Carmen's
coming back one day.
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I just know it.
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-Hey, what
are you doing out here?
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Oh, you're worried
about Danika?
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-Yeah, want to help me take
my mind off it?
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-Easy, tiger. what if Vijay
sees us from the tower?
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(laughing)
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-Ah!
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(giggling)
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-I think we're safe.
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-Oh, that's the spot...
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-Oh, do you like it too?
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(undoing belt)
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Oh!
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-What it is?
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(groaning)
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Okay, one sec!
I'll get you down.
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Argh!
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Woah!
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Ooh!
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-Ah, crap!
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(grunt)
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-(AENUS): Judith,
if you can hear me,
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air vents are off-limits
to bunker residents.
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It's very hazardous in there,
and quite dusty!
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-Oh...
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(alarm)
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Oh shit! Argh!
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(grunt)
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(grunt)
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Huh?
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(alarm)
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Oh... Oh!
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(squeaking)
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-(AENUS): There you are!
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-Jesus Christ, do you have
to tag along with me everywhere?
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-(AENUS): Not when you go to
the bathroom.
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Okay, yes, even then.
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Judith, you're not going to find
a way out from here.
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The air system is
completely self-contained.
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-Oh yeah?
Let's see about that.
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Yah!
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-(AENUS): Lashing out won't
solve anything, Judith...
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Judith?
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(chanting)
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-I can't do this.
These guys are my friends.
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-Don't feel bad, Danika.
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I'm going to die
anyway from the tumour...
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if I don't
become a serial killer first.
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-Shut up, you! It ruins fun
if you want to die.
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-What's wrong with him?
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-He dreamed he was kissing me.
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(laughing)
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-So,
dreams don't mean anything?
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-Yes, they do!
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They're secret desires bubbling
up from the unconscious.
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-No way!
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I had one about wrestling
the '96 WWF line-up
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and we were all naked.
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Think that's a secret desire?
-It's not a secret anymore.
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-Hey, we going to cut
some heads off here or what?
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(quack)
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-Dwayne, I need you to send
Rafe and Gabe
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to get me a trampoline.
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Urgently.
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What the hell
how are you two doing?
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-Uh, I was doing research
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on antlered mutants
and I wanted to...
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-Never mind that!
We're in a pickle here.
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-Don't worry little gherkins,
I'll have you down in a jiffy.
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-Great job, team.
258
00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:15,870
(moaning)
259
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,630
-Okay, this is bullshit.
260
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:23,027
I came here to hook up,
not to make an ISIS video.
261
00:13:23,166 --> 00:13:26,066
-So sorry, Three Legs,
that's the price you got to pay.
262
00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:29,270
-Stop calling me that!
My name is Danika.
263
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:32,200
-I am leader
and I say you are Three Legs!
264
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:33,703
You no argue!
265
00:13:33,834 --> 00:13:36,334
-Or what? You gonna
chop my head off, too!
266
00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:38,127
-Argh!
267
00:13:38,266 --> 00:13:39,896
You are cute when angry.
268
00:13:40,033 --> 00:13:43,303
-(beep) you! Aaaah!
269
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:49,097
(whimpering)
270
00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:53,530
-Hasta la vista, Hujumba!
271
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,427
-Argh!
272
00:13:59,233 --> 00:14:00,603
-Huh!
273
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,600
-Where'd we leave
that truck?
274
00:14:04,734 --> 00:14:08,174
-I don't think we should go
in there. Look at the signs.
275
00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:13,403
-Challenge accepted!
276
00:14:13,533 --> 00:14:15,603
-Holy shit!
277
00:14:18,033 --> 00:14:21,203
-Oh no! They go
into Abandon All Hope Alley!
278
00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:22,703
They're as good as dead!
279
00:14:22,834 --> 00:14:25,704
-It's big shame.
I will miss Three Legs.
280
00:14:25,834 --> 00:14:27,404
-That chick was cool!
281
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:30,073
And I was just about
to tap that!
282
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,600
-Oh, we all were, Humunga...
283
00:14:32,734 --> 00:14:35,134
We all were.
284
00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:40,400
(gabbling)
285
00:14:41,934 --> 00:14:43,334
-Father! Help us!
286
00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:46,397
-I have an apple to peel
with thou sinners!
287
00:14:46,533 --> 00:14:48,073
You heathens missed Church
this morning!
288
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:51,130
-Never mind that! You got
to get us down from here!
289
00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:54,596
-Oh! I shall part the knots
as Moses parted the Dead Sea!
290
00:14:54,734 --> 00:14:58,734
(gabbling)
291
00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:05,200
Woah!
292
00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:07,633
(gabbling)
293
00:15:07,767 --> 00:15:09,397
-No! No, no, no!
294
00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:11,533
(yelling)
295
00:15:13,834 --> 00:15:15,534
-Oh, sweet Jesus!
296
00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:19,427
-Relax, Ana. Dwayne's had priest
balls in his face before.
297
00:15:19,567 --> 00:15:21,497
-No!
I just remembered!
298
00:15:21,633 --> 00:15:23,773
The power surge comes
through these wires today!
299
00:15:25,767 --> 00:15:27,567
We're going to die!
300
00:15:28,667 --> 00:15:30,167
(scream of horror)
301
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,904
-I can't believe I'm going back
to being cooped up
302
00:15:37,033 --> 00:15:38,503
in St. God-damn Zephyr!
303
00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:41,033
-Hey, we were cooped up
in a bunker for years
304
00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:43,966
and we turned out...
Uh. Okay, point taken.
305
00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:45,470
-What are you talking about?
306
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,970
Weird dreams and fake tumours
aside, we're fine!
307
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:50,670
-Gabe, don't you know you're
every person in your dreams.
308
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,930
You weren't kissing Rafe.
You were kissing yourself.
309
00:15:53,066 --> 00:15:55,366
-Man, that sounds even worse.
310
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:56,930
-That kind of makes sense...
311
00:15:57,066 --> 00:15:59,696
After all, I've never really
kissed anyone. Except Mom.
312
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:02,304
-And the hits
just keep coming!
313
00:16:02,433 --> 00:16:04,573
(laughing)
314
00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:06,830
-No way! You're a virgin?
315
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,667
-Huh?
316
00:16:11,133 --> 00:16:14,033
-Yay! Change of topic!
317
00:16:16,033 --> 00:16:18,473
(panting)
318
00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:25,600
-Danika, wait up!
-Suck it, Two Legs!
319
00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:29,474
-Aw shit, now what?
Call in the choppers?
320
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:32,600
-Hang on! Hang on!
In The Crystals of Atreius,
321
00:16:32,734 --> 00:16:34,674
Captain Thaddeus eluded
a race of snow yetis
322
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:37,300
by improvising a sled made
from a Jum Jum tree.
323
00:16:37,433 --> 00:16:39,103
-So your plan is
to ride out of here
324
00:16:39,233 --> 00:16:40,733
on a wave of nerd wet dreams?
325
00:16:43,066 --> 00:16:45,396
♪
326
00:16:50,633 --> 00:16:53,203
♪
327
00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:55,873
-Ah!
(growling)
328
00:16:57,967 --> 00:17:00,827
♪
329
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:06,500
♪
330
00:17:11,467 --> 00:17:14,267
♪
331
00:17:15,967 --> 00:17:17,927
(metal clunking)
332
00:17:20,467 --> 00:17:24,197
-Why is it so hard to meet
new people?
333
00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:30,130
(panting)
334
00:17:33,934 --> 00:17:36,374
-(AENUS): I imagine
you're getting tired
335
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:38,200
and thirsty in there, Judith.
336
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:41,773
Why don't you just come out?
Or are you lost?
337
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:45,500
-Screw you!
I know exactly where I am...
338
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,400
In general.
339
00:17:49,533 --> 00:17:51,073
(coughing)
340
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:54,370
Come on!
Son of a bitch!
341
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:57,870
Okay, you win!
How do I get back?
342
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,100
-(AENUS): First I'd like to know
why you're so set on leaving?
343
00:18:01,233 --> 00:18:03,573
-Because I hate confined spaces.
344
00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:05,570
-(AENUS): I don't think
that's true, Judith.
345
00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:09,200
You just spent
20 hours in an air vent.
346
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:11,603
(sigh)
-Okay, okay!
347
00:18:11,734 --> 00:18:14,304
I need to see
if my boys are alive.
348
00:18:14,433 --> 00:18:17,133
I trained them to survive
the end of the world and...
349
00:18:17,266 --> 00:18:19,766
I need to know
if they actually made it.
350
00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:24,000
-(AENUS): I see.
-Okay, I shared. Are you happy?
351
00:18:24,133 --> 00:18:26,133
-(AENUS): Overjoyed!
Move to your right.
352
00:18:30,834 --> 00:18:34,204
Aaah! Huh!
353
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:37,133
-(AENUS): Now, let's find
those boys of yours.
354
00:18:37,266 --> 00:18:39,726
(computer beeping)
355
00:18:43,633 --> 00:18:47,433
-Danika!
You're back, thank God!
356
00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:51,770
Quick boys, electricity's
coming! Cut us down!
357
00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:56,703
-I don't have a knife!
358
00:18:56,834 --> 00:18:59,304
You got one?
-No!
359
00:18:59,433 --> 00:19:01,933
-Quit thinking
and do something!
360
00:19:02,066 --> 00:19:04,166
-Quiet!
I got this.
361
00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:06,000
(screaming)
362
00:19:08,233 --> 00:19:11,003
(suspenseful music)
363
00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:18,173
(yelling)
364
00:19:20,767 --> 00:19:22,667
(screaming)
365
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:25,200
(moaning)
366
00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:27,373
-Nice one, Gabe!
367
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,530
There's that big old brain
of yours paying off.
368
00:19:31,633 --> 00:19:33,633
-So, I guess
you're pissed at me?
369
00:19:33,767 --> 00:19:36,597
-Nah, you handled yourself out
there a lot better than I did.
370
00:19:36,734 --> 00:19:38,774
You wanna maybe hug it out?
371
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,830
-Ah, those chicks
are coming back!
372
00:19:41,967 --> 00:19:45,027
-Right... Anything to avoid
hugging dad.
373
00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:51,370
Oh, crap!
374
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:53,300
(all screaming)
375
00:19:56,633 --> 00:19:59,073
-Hey, they brought
our truck back!
376
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:02,000
I guess they're not all bad.
-Oh! Ow!
377
00:20:02,133 --> 00:20:04,273
-Okay, now, I count to three!
378
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,600
If you don't give back
Three Legs,
379
00:20:06,734 --> 00:20:09,434
we storm town
and kill everyone! One!
380
00:20:09,567 --> 00:20:12,667
-Wo, ho, ho!
-Two...
381
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,230
-What do we do?
-On three, offer her your body.
382
00:20:15,367 --> 00:20:16,827
It's worth a shot!
383
00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:18,697
-Three!
384
00:20:18,834 --> 00:20:21,004
(siren alarm)
385
00:20:21,133 --> 00:20:22,733
-Huh?
386
00:20:22,867 --> 00:20:25,897
(siren alarm)
387
00:20:26,033 --> 00:20:28,173
-Oh now,
he's paying attention!
388
00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:31,230
-Oh, the Great Circle
of Contusion has manifested!
389
00:20:36,233 --> 00:20:38,033
And he angry.
390
00:20:38,166 --> 00:20:40,896
O' Great Circle of Contusion!
391
00:20:41,033 --> 00:20:43,273
We so sorry to have angered you.
392
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:46,230
We go now!
-You better run!
393
00:20:46,367 --> 00:20:47,997
Oh, and this...
394
00:20:48,133 --> 00:20:50,803
I'm keeping this!
395
00:20:50,934 --> 00:20:54,034
(scream of pain)
396
00:21:00,266 --> 00:21:02,626
-(AENUS): Using
a modified microwave signal,
397
00:21:02,767 --> 00:21:04,997
I'm able to hack
into any camera out there
398
00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:06,773
that's still operational.
399
00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:10,030
-Yeah, yeah Nerd Boy,
just find my... There they are!
400
00:21:10,166 --> 00:21:12,496
Can we hear them?
401
00:21:12,633 --> 00:21:14,973
-(AENUS): Only if the camera
has an operational microphone.
402
00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:17,070
Let me try.
403
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,930
(beeping)
(burping)
404
00:21:22,066 --> 00:21:23,926
-I knew they'd make it!
405
00:21:24,066 --> 00:21:27,666
That there's Rafe
and that there's Gabe. My sons.
406
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,830
-...sorry about the wholekissing you in my dreams thing.
407
00:21:30,967 --> 00:21:33,097
-No worries, bro.
408
00:21:33,233 --> 00:21:36,933
I guess in a weird way,it's kind of flattering.
409
00:21:38,033 --> 00:21:41,733
-(AENUS): They...
seem like good kids.
410
00:21:47,633 --> 00:21:50,873
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