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Guys, I have
exciting news!
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Guess who's coming
to Z-Tech to visit?
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(Gasping) Ooh, is it philatelist
Daniel Monteiro,
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owner of the world's largest collection
of stamps depicting birds?
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Please say yes, please say yes.
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Or maybe it's Spanish
cubist painter Pablo Picasso!
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Fletcher, Picasso died in 1973.
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So he won't say much.
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Fletcher, it's obviously
not some dead artist.
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Is it Spider-Man?
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Uh, no, it's someone
way better than that!
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Imagine the best person
you can possibly imagine
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and then multiply it by a billion.
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It's my brother, Cameron!
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-Oh!
-Bummer.
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Lame.
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Did I build it up too much?
Maybe I built it up too much.
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(Theme song playing)
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(Whoo!)
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♪ Everybody's got that thing ♪
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♪ Something differentwe all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'emclip your wings ♪
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♪ You got itYou got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blaze ♪
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♪ In extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 days ♪
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♪ We got itWe got it ♪
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♪ You can dream it ♪
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♪ You can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel it ♪
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♪ You can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ ExceptionalExceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ ExceptionalExceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, oohOoh, ooh ♪
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(Whoo!)
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Cameron, I've missed you!
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I've missed you, too.
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Mom and Dad say "hi."
They also sent your favorite lasagna.
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This dish is empty.
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Because it's also
my favorite lasagna.
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Anyway, I've got
some exciting news.
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I'm applying to college!
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Really? As a student
or for like a maintenance job?
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Because frankly, I don't think
you're qualified for either.
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The point is, I'm hoping to get
into film school!
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But for my application,
I have to make a movie.
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Well, if there's anything
I can do to help, let me know.
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Well, there is one thing.
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My movie takes place
in a boarding school. And...
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You happen to go
to boarding school...
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You want to shoot
the movie here?
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Oh, so that's why
you came to visit.
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Of course not!
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I also need you to be in it.
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Plus I heard a rumor
that Spider-Man was coming!
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Can I be in it, too?
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Since I can learn
my lines instantly,
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I'll have more time to lounge
in my dressing room
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and demand coconut shavings!
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You hate coconut shavings.
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Yes, but I love demanding things.
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So can I film here? Please?
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This is my one chance
to prove to everyone
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that I also have a talent.
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You mean other than consuming
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a 12-pound lasagna
on a 40-minute bus ride?
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(Laughing) Absolutely, Cameron.
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I'll ask Mr. Grundy,
but it won't be a problem.
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He and I are super close.
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He even gave me
this friendship necklace.
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Chyna, that's a student badge.
Everyone got one of those.
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Well, mine came
with friendship, okay?
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(Groaning)
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Oh, no!
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It's the egg dentist!
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And he's got his evil bone banjo!
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(Screaming)
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Angus, Angus, wake up!
It's me, Fletcher, from school.
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Sorry. I was having a nightmare.
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This the fifth time
you've woken me up this week.
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Why do you keep having
the same bad dream?
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I don't know,
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but it doesn't help that you're the
last thing I see before going to bed.
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Well, I cannot function like this!
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I get very cranky if I don't get
at least eight hours a night
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of dreaming about Chyna!
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Isn't there something I can do
to get you to sleep quietly?
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I don't know if you're asleep,
but my legs are.
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Mr. Grundy!
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I was wondering if my brother, Cameron,
could shoot a movie here this week.
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Great! Thanks so much!
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Nope. Never. Absolutely not.
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What? Why not?
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Chyna, this is a place of business.
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I can't have it cluttered
with cameras and wires and
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"actors."
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Plus, we shot something here once
and it did not turn out well.
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What was it?
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My online dating video profile.
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Mr. Grundy he has to shoot
at a boarding school,
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-and I promise nothing will happen...
-Am I not speaking English?
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No really, am I not?
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Because when I'm upset,
sometimes I speak in gibberish.
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Either way, there will be
absolutely no filming here
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at... (Speaking gibberish)
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Cameron had his heart set on this.
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I mean, he even made up
a t-shirt that says
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"See, Mom and Dad?
I'm not a nobody!"
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What are you
going to do?
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What choice do I have?
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There's only one thing
I can do.
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Great news, Cameron!
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Mr. Grundy said you could shoot here!
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Really? You're the best sister
I could ever have.
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Except Steven Spielberg's sister,
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because then I'd be
Steven Spielberg.
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I'll be right back!
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Chyna, why would you
tell him that?
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Mr. Grundy very specifically said
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"absolutely no filming here at...
(Speaking gibberish)"
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I wanted to tell Cameron
the truth but...
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(Sighing)
I couldn't break his heart.
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So we'll just have to make sure
Mr. Grundy never finds out.
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We'll shoot the movie on the sly.
He'll never know.
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I'm going to need some help
with the rest of my equipment.
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The rest?
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Dad knew a guy who owns
a warehouse full of this stuff.
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Look, they even threw in
these spotlights for free!
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Hey, look!
It's the Hollywood premiere of
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"You're Going to Get in Trouble!"
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I wonder how this ends.
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I get in trouble?
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(Scoffing)
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Maybe next time throw a friend
a little spoiler alert?
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Cameron, I don't think
you need all these lights.
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I mean, you're making
a horror movie.
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What's scarier
than the dark?
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Ghosts, vampires,
witches, zombies,
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leprechauns, giraffes,
double decker buses,. and curly fries.
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(Gasping)
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Hey, what is that doing there?
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I could have
broken my neck!
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Or worse, a heel!
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Sorry, that's Cameron's.
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He's here visiting.
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Who is Cameron?
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Chyna's brother.
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You went to school with him
for like 10 years.
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How can you not remember me?
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One time you had me dress up
as an old man
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to help you trick
a beauty pageant official.
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His eyelashes got eaten off
by snails in your beauty club.
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You hired a marching band
so he would friend you online.
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Look, I can't be expected to remember
every little person I run into.
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Anyway, what is
all this stuff?
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I'm directing a movie and...
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(Gasping)
You're directing a movie?
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Why didn't you tell me that,
old friend?
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Do you have a star yet?
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Well, you do have the right look
for the leading role,
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but I need someone
who can really scream.
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(Laughing)
I can do that!
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But I'm a method actress.
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So to scream, I just need to think
of the most terrifying thing I can.
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(Screaming)
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That was spine-tingling!
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What were you thinking of?
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You trying to kiss me.
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(Screaming)
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You're not gonna have that
nightmare again, are you?
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Nope, because I'm too afraid
to go to sleep.
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Don't worry.
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I've rigged a simple system
to wake me up if I doze off.
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Good! Because I'm exhausted.
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(Snoring)
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(Alarm sounding)
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(Beeping)
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(Screaming)
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What was that?
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My wake-up system.
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Why'd you put it over me?
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So you'd scream
and it would wake me up.
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Okay, you three
are boarding school friends
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who stay at the deserted campus
over spring break.
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In this scene, you're looking for clues
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about the ghost
that's haunting the school.
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So, what is my character's
backstory?
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You play Donna, the rebel.
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When the other girls tell you,
"Don't open that door,"
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you do it anyway,
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leading to your gory
and immediate death.
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Well, I had it coming.
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I'll go get the camera.
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Okay, since I got Cameron to
get rid of those big lights,
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we can do this thing without drawing
any attention to ourselves.
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(Horn honking)
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Uh, Cameron.
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You know what would really
help this scene?
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If the entire thing were a
giant close-up of my face.
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(Gasping)
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No.
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You should shoot the whole movie
just using tiny, hard-to-spot
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cell phone cameras.
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It would be very cutting edge.
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I like it.
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Especially since I have no idea
how to operate this camera.
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I was basically using it
as a scooter.
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Are you filming this?
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Make sure you get my good side.
And my other good side.
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Okay, I'll make sure we get through
this scene as quickly as possible.
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You keep an eye out for Mr. Grundy.
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Oh, are you looking for me?
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(Both screaming)
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What are you two doing, skulking around
in the dark with flashlights?
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Umm, we're just trying to
conserve energy.
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No need. This building generates
all its own power
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using a combination of solar, wind,
and that guy.
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(Elevator dinging)
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Hey, Bikey! Back to work!
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(Screaming)
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What in the world is going on here?
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Okay, look.
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I'm really sorry I didn't tell you
this before, but the truth is...
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The building is haunted!
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There's a ghost trying to
steal our souls!
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I knew it!
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I never should have built this
school on the grounds
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of an old, abandoned,
haunted morgue!
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Why would you
do that?
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It was a great bargain.
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Plus all the other billionaires
double-dog dared me!
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Okay, I found a dream
interpretation website.
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I'm just gonna type in everything
you've been dreaming about.
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Egg. Dentist. Bone banjo...
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So what does it say?
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(Device beeping)
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You're either pregnant or homesick.
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I'm pregnant?
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No, you're not pregnant!
You are a boy!
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Excuse me, I'm not
a biology prodigy!
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But now that
you mention it,
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I have been kind of homesick.
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All we have to do is
make this room feel as safe
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and as comfortable
as yours back home,
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then good-bye nightmares!
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-You think so?
-Trust me.
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If there is one thing
Fletcher Quimby is good at,
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it's pretending to be good at things
I've just learned about.
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I can't believe
this place is haunted!
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The only thing scarier than ghosts
are giraffes and curly fries!
253
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:13,416
Well, you better leave!
254
00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,080
Because do you hear that?
255
00:13:15,166 --> 00:13:17,376
It's the sound of giraffes screaming.
256
00:13:17,458 --> 00:13:19,498
-Giraffes don't make any noise.
-Exactly!
257
00:13:19,583 --> 00:13:20,963
(Whimpering)
258
00:13:23,542 --> 00:13:27,212
Was that Mr. Grundy?
I want to go talk to him.
259
00:13:27,291 --> 00:13:28,881
What? No.
260
00:13:28,959 --> 00:13:31,829
That was the janitor.
261
00:13:31,917 --> 00:13:34,957
He seemed pretty well dressed
to be a janitor.
262
00:13:35,041 --> 00:13:39,461
He must be on his way to
the janitor awards, the Sweepies!
263
00:13:39,542 --> 00:13:42,132
Yeah, I bet he
cleans up there.
264
00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:45,333
Well, I want him in my movie!
265
00:13:45,417 --> 00:13:48,497
The fear in his eyes!
The terror in his screams!
266
00:13:48,583 --> 00:13:50,173
The hope that
he'll work for free!
267
00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:52,625
I'm going to go talk to him.
268
00:13:52,959 --> 00:13:56,629
No! Let me talk to him.
269
00:13:56,709 --> 00:13:58,039
I don't care how long it takes.
270
00:13:58,125 --> 00:13:59,995
I will not take no for an answer.
271
00:14:02,083 --> 00:14:03,043
(Elevator dinging)
272
00:14:03,125 --> 00:14:04,825
Sorry, Cameron, but he said no.
273
00:14:06,041 --> 00:14:07,921
It was like talking to a wall.
274
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,920
Or a pair of elevator doors.
275
00:14:11,208 --> 00:14:13,748
I'm starting to think you don't want
my movie to be good, do you?
276
00:14:14,834 --> 00:14:17,964
You're jealous that you're not the only
one in the family with talent.
277
00:14:18,041 --> 00:14:20,171
What? No. That's ridiculous.
278
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:22,460
Yeah, Chyna doesn't
have any talent.
279
00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:25,793
Then get me that janitor.
280
00:14:25,875 --> 00:14:27,535
You promised to help me.
281
00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:30,455
Okay, okay. I'll try again.
282
00:14:31,792 --> 00:14:33,212
(Elevator dinging)
283
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:36,830
(Elevator dinging)
284
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:39,167
It took a lot of convincing,
285
00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:42,750
but he changed his mind.
He'll do it.
286
00:14:42,834 --> 00:14:44,384
Awesome! I'll go write him
into the script!
287
00:14:48,041 --> 00:14:49,331
Now what are
you going to do?
288
00:14:49,417 --> 00:14:51,957
I'm just going to have to
somehow trick Mr. Grundy
289
00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:54,211
into being a janitor
so he can be in the movie,
290
00:14:54,291 --> 00:14:55,831
without letting him know
he's in the movie,
291
00:14:55,917 --> 00:14:59,037
and keep Cameron from finding out
who Mr. Grundy really is.
292
00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:01,245
Ooh! This "You're Going
to Get in Trouble" movie
293
00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:03,495
has reached an
exciting cliffhanger!
294
00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:16,713
(Grundy) There's no
such thing as ghosts.
295
00:15:16,792 --> 00:15:20,172
-Mr. Grundy?
-There's no such thing as ghosts.
296
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:22,580
There's no such thing as ghosts.
297
00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:29,503
Mr. Grundy, it's just me. Come on.
298
00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:33,293
Look, we cannot let this ghost
force us into hiding.
299
00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:35,035
We have to fight back.
300
00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:36,665
I'm not much of a fighter.
301
00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:39,830
I'm more of a lover.
Of running away.
302
00:15:41,542 --> 00:15:44,252
Look, you will be perfectly safe.
303
00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:46,753
All you have to do is put this on.
304
00:15:49,667 --> 00:15:51,537
Janitor coveralls?
305
00:15:51,625 --> 00:15:57,285
What? No, those are
ghostbuster coveralls.
306
00:15:57,375 --> 00:15:59,665
I'm not very good at busting.
307
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,960
Trust me. Busting makes
you feel good.
308
00:16:02,041 --> 00:16:04,671
I don't know.
Maybe we should call someone.
309
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:06,880
Who you gonna call?
310
00:16:11,125 --> 00:16:14,785
Okay, so I've put phones all over
the Ant Farm to film the action.
311
00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:18,125
You watch it here, out of sight,
312
00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:22,578
so the janitor won't be intimidated
by working with a big-time director.
313
00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:25,327
A big-time director
is taking over my movie?
314
00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:28,577
Yes. Steven Spielberg
is taking over a movie
315
00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:31,497
that you wrote in an hour
and are shooting on cell phones.
316
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:35,825
So what's the janitor's line?
317
00:16:35,917 --> 00:16:38,037
It's the most important line
in the movie.
318
00:16:38,125 --> 00:16:41,375
He needs to say "It's happening again!
We're all going to die!"
319
00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:45,213
You know what
would be even better?
320
00:16:45,291 --> 00:16:47,881
If he said "Hi, Chyna?"
321
00:16:47,959 --> 00:16:50,749
I mean, think about how good
that'll sound in the trailer.
322
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,420
Okay, I got it.
323
00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:57,080
"It's happening again!
We're all going to die!"
324
00:16:57,166 --> 00:17:00,326
Wow, I am a good screenwriter.
325
00:17:00,417 --> 00:17:03,537
If only they had something like
the Sweepy Awards for movies.
326
00:17:08,792 --> 00:17:10,042
(Elevator dings)
327
00:17:11,083 --> 00:17:13,633
Ah! I did some research
and you're right.
328
00:17:13,709 --> 00:17:17,289
Cleaning out negative energy
is the best way to get rid of ghosts.
329
00:17:17,375 --> 00:17:19,375
(Laughing)
Of course it is.
330
00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:20,708
You think I would make that up
331
00:17:20,792 --> 00:17:23,582
to get you in some silly costume
to pretend to be a janitor?
332
00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:28,917
(In ghostly voice)
Get out.
333
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,830
What was that?
334
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:33,787
-It must have been the ghost!
-(Trembling)
335
00:17:33,875 --> 00:17:36,665
-The ghost is in this room!
-(Trembling)
336
00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:38,880
Sweet buttered beans!
337
00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:43,830
Oh no! Is it happening again?
338
00:17:43,917 --> 00:17:45,957
Yes, it is!
339
00:17:46,041 --> 00:17:48,501
-It is what?
-Happening.
340
00:17:48,583 --> 00:17:51,043
-What is?
-It is.
341
00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:53,785
-It is what?
-It is happening.
342
00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:56,205
-When?
-Now.
343
00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:59,751
-For the first time?
-No, again.
344
00:17:59,834 --> 00:18:03,084
-So, in summary...
-It is happening again!
345
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,577
Yes! Yes!
346
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,787
And what do you think
is going to happen to us?
347
00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:11,325
The ghost could suck us
into another dimension!
348
00:18:11,417 --> 00:18:14,127
And what is the worst thing
that could happen to us there?
349
00:18:14,208 --> 00:18:17,328
The ghost could
melt our faces off!
350
00:18:17,417 --> 00:18:18,667
And then what would happen?
351
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:21,290
We'd have no faces!
352
00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:24,580
(Chyna) Okay, just answerthis question,
353
00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:29,457
at the end of our lives, what is
going to happen to all of us?
354
00:18:30,959 --> 00:18:35,129
Quite a spiritual
and insightful question, Chyna,
355
00:18:35,208 --> 00:18:36,788
but one I don't have time
to answer right now
356
00:18:36,875 --> 00:18:40,415
because we're all going to die!
357
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:44,330
Yes! Yes! That's great.
We're all going to die!
358
00:18:44,417 --> 00:18:46,747
(Girl screaming)
359
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:49,884
-(Screaming)
-(Screaming)
360
00:18:49,959 --> 00:18:52,749
Sweet buttered beans!
361
00:18:57,709 --> 00:18:59,629
Okay, so you don't
feel homesick,
362
00:18:59,709 --> 00:19:01,829
let's recreate your bedtime routine.
363
00:19:01,917 --> 00:19:03,707
Okay.
364
00:19:03,792 --> 00:19:08,462
I don't want to go to bed!
I'm not even tired!
365
00:19:10,166 --> 00:19:13,326
-This still doesn't feel like home.
-Why not?
366
00:19:13,417 --> 00:19:15,287
Because my family
lives on a houseboat.
367
00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:19,535
I miss the gentle breeze,
368
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:22,165
the calming motion of the waves,
369
00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:24,880
and the smell of the salty ocean spray.
370
00:19:24,959 --> 00:19:28,209
Well, I guess
I could rig something.
371
00:19:28,291 --> 00:19:30,671
And it actually sounds
like it could be relaxing.
372
00:20:15,542 --> 00:20:17,752
Ah, home.
373
00:20:20,208 --> 00:20:22,788
How am I going to explain
to Lexi's mother and father
374
00:20:22,875 --> 00:20:26,075
that she was butchered by a ghost?
375
00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:30,878
This is going to make her
parent-teacher conference very awkward.
376
00:20:33,291 --> 00:20:34,501
Yeah, can we do that again?
377
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:37,423
I feel like I was just a little
too lifeless.
378
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:39,710
Lexi, you're alive!
379
00:20:41,291 --> 00:20:42,791
No, she's not.
380
00:20:43,959 --> 00:20:46,419
Lexi is one of the undead!
381
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,630
The ghost has taken over her body!
382
00:20:49,959 --> 00:20:52,499
Guys! Quit making up your own lines!
383
00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:53,883
You're ruining my movie!
384
00:20:54,917 --> 00:20:55,877
This is a movie?
385
00:20:57,458 --> 00:20:58,708
You're Chyna's brother.
386
00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:00,962
Chyna, you have a brother?
387
00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:04,997
I did not give you permission
to shoot here!
388
00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:06,503
Of course not.
389
00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:08,463
You're the creepy janitor.
390
00:21:08,542 --> 00:21:13,082
I am not the creepy janitor!
I am the creepy CEO!
391
00:21:14,959 --> 00:21:19,329
Cameron, Mr. Grundy said
we couldn't shoot at Z-Tech,
392
00:21:19,417 --> 00:21:22,327
but you were so excited
about making your movie,
393
00:21:22,417 --> 00:21:24,377
I didn't have the heart to tell you.
394
00:21:24,458 --> 00:21:26,378
I'm sorry I lied.
395
00:21:26,458 --> 00:21:27,708
To both of you.
396
00:21:27,792 --> 00:21:30,422
Chyna, you are in trouble.
397
00:21:31,542 --> 00:21:34,002
You know, even though
you told me how
398
00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:35,963
"You're Going to Get in Trouble"
was going to end,
399
00:21:36,041 --> 00:21:37,381
this is still riveting.
400
00:21:39,125 --> 00:21:42,785
I think my favorite character is Olive,
the wisecracking sidekick.
401
00:21:45,125 --> 00:21:48,785
Chyna, you got in trouble
just to help me?
402
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:51,125
Suddenly, I feel bad that
I ate the whole lasagna.
403
00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:56,380
Not just emotionally,
I actually do feel pretty bad.
404
00:21:57,625 --> 00:21:58,665
Thank you.
405
00:22:01,917 --> 00:22:04,747
Mr. Grundy, I'm sorry, too.
406
00:22:04,834 --> 00:22:07,084
I never would have put you
in the movie had I known.
407
00:22:07,166 --> 00:22:09,876
You put me in the movie?
408
00:22:09,959 --> 00:22:12,829
Yeah. You're the best actor
in this whole thing.
409
00:22:12,917 --> 00:22:15,577
(Laughing)
Excuse me,
410
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:18,127
but if he were here
I bet the director, Cameron,
411
00:22:18,208 --> 00:22:19,708
would beg to differ.
412
00:22:21,458 --> 00:22:22,918
You really thought I was good?
413
00:22:24,041 --> 00:22:26,581
You know, I don't know see
why Cameron can't finish
414
00:22:26,667 --> 00:22:27,957
the rest of his movie here.
415
00:22:29,083 --> 00:22:31,173
Starring me.
416
00:22:35,333 --> 00:22:37,213
And action!
417
00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:42,375
Oh! Gasp! Oh, no!
418
00:22:42,458 --> 00:22:45,788
The ghost has stolen the lives
of these helpless schoolgirls!
419
00:22:47,041 --> 00:22:48,631
I am so scared!
420
00:22:52,041 --> 00:22:55,921
Cut! Zoltan, that was incredible.
Totally amazing.
421
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,250
Chyna, that was terrible.
Totally unusable!
422
00:22:59,333 --> 00:23:01,883
Well, I think now that
he's actually acting,
423
00:23:01,959 --> 00:23:04,169
he can't actually act.
424
00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:06,960
Well, this isn't working.
I need real terror.
425
00:23:07,041 --> 00:23:09,131
-(Elevator dinging)
-Help! Help!
426
00:23:09,208 --> 00:23:11,578
He's trying to kill me!
427
00:23:11,667 --> 00:23:13,747
Angus, you're in the movie, too?
428
00:23:13,834 --> 00:23:17,214
What movie?
I'm talking about Fletcher!
429
00:23:17,291 --> 00:23:22,001
Where you going, Angus?
It's nap time.
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