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(Sighs) Finally, finished
with all my homework.
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I don't know what I learned,
but I know I'm done learning.
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(Chuckles)
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Hey, Chyna!
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You wanna come with me to a lecture at the
History of Voice Modulation Museum?
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Today's topic is,
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(Monotone voice)
Using Monotone For Lack of Emphasis.
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It's going to be crazy exciting.
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Olive, I would
love to go, but...
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I'm just so swamped
with homework.
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Oh, really?
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'Cause this is going to be the best
History of Voice Modulation event
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since their symposium
on sing-song inflection.
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(Sing-song) Loved it!
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Sounds (sing-song) awesome!
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But I can't go. I have to study.
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(Sighs) History.
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Math.
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Student directory.
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Fu's Dragon takeout menu.
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I don't believe this!
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There are extra credit courses
I didn't know about?
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Well, you have fun.
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Unfortunately, I'm going to be
stuck inside all day,
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having no fun at all.
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This is so much fun!
You ready?
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I hit the ball!
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See, I'm not uncoordinated,
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despite what all those mean kids
and medical professionals say.
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(Thuds)
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(Groaning)
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Chyna?
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What are you doing here?
I thought you were studying.
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(Stammers) I am.
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I'm just finishing up
the last of my reading.
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"Made in the Philippines."
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Fascinating.
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Really? Because it looks like
you're playing ping pong.
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(Scoffs) No!
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We were about to play ping pong.
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We haven't even started yet.
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All right. My serve.
The score is 675 to zero.
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(Crow caws)
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(Theme song playing)
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(Whoo!)
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♪ Everybody's got that thing ♪
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♪ Something differentwe all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'emclip your wings ♪
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♪ You got itYou got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blaze ♪
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♪ In extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 days ♪
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♪ We got itWe got it ♪
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♪ You can dream it ♪
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♪ You can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel it ♪
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♪ You can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ ExceptionalExceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ ExceptionalExceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, oohOoh, ooh ♪
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(Whoo!)
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Wow, Chyna.
I can't believe you lied to me.
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What?
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I would never lie to you.
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The truth is,
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I did have a ton of homework,
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but living with you must
have rubbed off on me,
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because I finished
it all in no time.
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Literally, no time.
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You're not lying to me
about not lying to me, are you?
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Olive, if I'm lying to you,
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may a lightning bolt
come out of the sky
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and strike Fletcher down.
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What ever happened
to "cross my heart"?
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Okay. Thank you for being honest
with me. (Chuckles)
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Anyway, since you did all your homework,
it's "Open Mike" night at the morgue.
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They're going to autopsy
a guy named Mike.
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You want to go with me?
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Sure. I would love to go see
a dead stranger's insides.
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Okay, let's go!
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(Screaming)
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Hey, Fletcher, check out
what I found online!
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You know, when a guy
excitedly tells another guy
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"Check out what I found online,"
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the other guy isn't expecting
to look at a tree.
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It's not just any tree.
It's my family tree.
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Turns out I'm related to the
royal family of Luxembourg!
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(Gasps)
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Angus, you're related to royalty?
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(Chuckles)
Why didn't you ever tell me that?
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Um, one, because I just found out.
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And, two, because you told me
to never talk to you.
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Well, that was when
you were a nobody.
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Now you're a nobody
related to a somebody.
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That's true.
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But I've been emailing with my cousin.
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-His dad's the king.
-(Gasps)
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Does that make you a prince?
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(Chuckles)
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-No, but my cousin is.
-Oh.
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He's coming to visit and he wants to
have dinner with me tomorrow night!
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(Gasps) I can't believe
a prince is coming!
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All my years of being incredibly beautiful
are finally going to pay off!
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You have to introduce me.
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Actually, I'm thinking of
telling him not to come.
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What? Why?
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Well, I don't feel comfortable being
with those fancy people.
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I'm more down-to-earth.
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Okay, being down-to-earth
isn't the same thing as being dirty.
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But maybe I can help
you feel comfortable
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about meeting your royal cousin.
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Nobody knows more
about elegance, grace
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and proper manners than I do.
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Really? Because you just
threw me out of a chair.
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Excuse me!
Was I talking to you?
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Hey, Dixon, I need to ask
your advice about Olive.
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We just got back from
a staring contest.
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Oh, you had a staring contest?
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We didn't have one.
We went to one.
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To watch.
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For three hours.
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What do you do when Olive
makes you do boring stuff?
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You mean like listening to her
best friend's problems?
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Exactly! (Laughs)
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Anyway, Olive keeps inviting me
to things that I don't like.
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So, I either have to go,
or I have to lie to get out of going.
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And I hate lying.
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Well, you don't need to worry
about lying anymore.
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What do you mean?
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As part of my spy training, I've developed
the next generation of truth serum.
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I put a test batch in the
bran muffin you just ate.
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What?
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That's how we entice
our enemies to eat it.
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I mean, who can resist
a bran muffin?
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They're full of fiber, and it's a
known fact, no matter what country,
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"Everyone needs to poop."
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(Scoffs) Come on.
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There's no such thing
as truth serum.
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As if a muffin could
make me tell you
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that I haven't done
laundry in a month,
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so this morning I sniffed all
the blouses in my hamper
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until I found the one that was
the least stinky and put it on.
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(Gasps)
Why did I just say that?
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Because the truth serum makes you
blurt out the truth,
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whether you want to or not.
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Oh, no. This is horrible!
More horrible than your breath,
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which smells like a small rodent crawled
into your mouth and died inside of it.
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(Gasps)
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And as if things couldn't get worse,
now I have to poop!
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Okay, let's begin your
etiquette lessons.
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Lesson one, when out in society
put on pants.
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All the time?
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Maybe we should start
with something simple.
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How to interact with servants.
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(Ringing)
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Dinner is served.
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'Cause I should have known there's a catch
when Lexi invited me to dinner.
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Angus, what do you say?
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-Thanks, Fletcher.
-No!
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Don't give them names!
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That is not how royalty behaves.
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Watch me.
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You call this poached salmon?
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No.
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It's a grilled
cheese sandwich.
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Lexi, I don't know if I can
ever be as classy as you.
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(Elevator bell dings)
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Hey, I hate your haircut.
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You look like
a shaved poodle.
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Why did I say that?
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Stupid truth serum!
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There's that cute guy.
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Don't say anythinginsulting to him.
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I sweat when I eat apples.
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(Elevator bell dings)
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Hey, Chyna!
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The Time-Keeping Museum just got in
some Mesopotamian sundials!
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Wanna come check them out?
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It starts promptly when the big shadow
hits the Babylonian lion.
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Don't hurt her feelings.
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Just smile and agreeto go with her.
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That sounds more boring than
the staring contest.
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What are you talking about?
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That staring contest
went into double overtime!
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You told me you had fun.
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Yeah, I lied.
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Just like I lied yesterday to get out
of all those other boring things.
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Fine, if all the things
I like to do are so boring,
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then you never have to do
anything with me ever again.
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And it's your loss, because I was
about to invite you to the opening
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of the new History of
History Museums Museum.
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Okay, when the dinner
begins tonight,
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the first thing you do
is take your napkin...
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Wait. What do I need
another napkin for?
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I'm already wearing
this neck napkin.
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That is a tie.
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The napkin is to keep
your pants clean.
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Now I have to wear clean pants?
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Where does it end?
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Ooh, meat cake!
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That's a steak!
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You know what?
Let's just skip dinner.
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Let's practice dancing.
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It's a very important aspect
of high-society gatherings.
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Got it.
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♪ Ooh, I'm shaking my heiny ♪
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♪ Ooh, I'm shaking my heiny ♪
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No. I meant
let's practice ballroom dancing.
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(Waltz music playing)
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And before you get any ideas,
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-you will not be dancing with me.
-Oh.
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Here's your partner.
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(Girl's voice)
La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
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Goodness gracious me,
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I would be ever so
delighted to dance!
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-You're paying me double for this.
-Mmm.
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(Elevator bell dings)
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-How's it going, Chyna?
-Horrible.
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Olive is so mad
she won't even talk to me!
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And what's the horrible part?
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The horrible part is,
I hurt my best friend's feelings
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because I ate that stupid serum
that makes me tell the truth.
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Truth serum, huh?
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So, are you madly in love with me?
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No, not at all.
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Good news, Chyna.
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Looks like the truth serum wore off.
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No, it hasn't!
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Well, I better go before I tell you
that I bite my nails.
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My toenails.
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Chyna didn't eat any of that
salad dressing, did she?
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Why, what's in it?
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Oh, olive oil, garlic, salt,
pepper, anti-truth serum.
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-Oh, and parsley.
-(Gasps) Really?
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It has parsley?
Where did you find parsley?
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It has anti-truth serum.
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If you eat it, it makes it impossible
to tell the truth.
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00:12:16,166 --> 00:12:20,166
Wait, Chyna was complaining about
how she could only tell the truth.
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Maybe this will
solve her problem.
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Huh! Well, if it isn't Chyna.
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I would give you the silent treatment,
but that would just be punishing myself
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because interesting factoid,
I like to talk.
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Olive, when I said
you were boring,
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I really meant it.
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What's going on? That's not true.
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Why did I say that?
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Wow. You know, it feels like you don't
want to be my friend anymore.
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But I do! More than anything.
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I don't! Not in the least.
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Fine!
253
00:12:55,834 --> 00:12:58,634
(Panting) Olive! Don't wait!
Get away from me!
254
00:13:00,875 --> 00:13:02,785
Chyna! Great news!
255
00:13:02,875 --> 00:13:06,625
I just bought all new instruments to make
the music program even better.
256
00:13:06,709 --> 00:13:09,999
That's the dumbest idea
I've ever heard!
257
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:14,713
I didn't think the music program
could get any worse, but it just did.
258
00:13:17,667 --> 00:13:18,997
I don't understand this!
259
00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:21,173
Everything I say is coming out a lie.
260
00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:22,920
I'm sorry you feel that way.
261
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,710
Do you have any other complaints
about my school?
262
00:13:25,792 --> 00:13:28,752
Yes! I hate everything about it!
Especially you!
263
00:13:28,834 --> 00:13:30,254
(Gasps)
264
00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:37,628
Well, I don't need some high school
student to make me feel bad about myself.
265
00:13:37,709 --> 00:13:40,789
I've got all the women
in Northern California to do that!
266
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:46,665
And if you hate my school so much,
you can leave.
267
00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:48,460
You're expelled.
268
00:13:48,542 --> 00:13:50,582
What? That's great!
269
00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:55,503
I'll call your parents
and have them come get you.
270
00:13:55,583 --> 00:13:57,383
Please do! I would love that!
271
00:14:07,667 --> 00:14:10,077
Olive, I really do not
want to talk to you!
272
00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:12,746
Perfect. Then we finally agree
about something.
273
00:14:12,834 --> 00:14:14,584
I know! I can write it down.
274
00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:18,825
Olive, I am so, so sorry.
275
00:14:21,625 --> 00:14:23,625
"Olive, I am not sorry at all."
276
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,000
How can I make her understand?
277
00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:28,543
Wait, I know!
278
00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:31,285
Olive, I'm not wearing
a black and white shirt.
279
00:14:31,375 --> 00:14:33,575
-Yeah, you are.
-And I hate singing.
280
00:14:33,667 --> 00:14:36,037
What? Singing is your
favorite thing in the world.
281
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,325
I am completely
in love with Fletcher.
282
00:14:38,417 --> 00:14:40,377
-You can't stop lying!
-(Door opens)
283
00:14:40,417 --> 00:14:43,917
What happened? Did you eat some of
Dixon's anti-truth salad dressing?
284
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,710
-No! That's exactly what I didn't do!
-(Sighs)
285
00:14:48,875 --> 00:14:50,455
Why are they doing?
286
00:14:50,542 --> 00:14:52,832
Mr. Grundy didn't expel me
from school.
287
00:14:54,667 --> 00:14:57,577
Don't stop! I want you
to pack up all my things!
288
00:14:57,667 --> 00:14:59,287
And that guitar is not
a collector's item,
289
00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:00,875
so please do not
be careful with it!
290
00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:12,326
Can you believe it? We're about to
meet the royal family.
291
00:15:12,417 --> 00:15:13,417
And look at us!
292
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:15,790
I'm stunning,
like almost goddess-like!
293
00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:18,535
(Chuckles) And you.
294
00:15:18,625 --> 00:15:19,875
You're also here.
295
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:23,130
Thank you.
296
00:15:23,208 --> 00:15:25,208
Any minute my dashing prince
297
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:26,961
is gonna ride in on a white horse,
298
00:15:27,041 --> 00:15:29,831
-ready to sweep me off on his...
-(Elevator bell dings)
299
00:15:29,917 --> 00:15:31,377
What is that stench?
300
00:15:31,458 --> 00:15:32,458
(Coughs)
301
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,920
That's me!
302
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,750
Is you the Angus Chestnut
what done sent me
303
00:15:37,834 --> 00:15:40,794
an electronic mail
saying we's kin?
304
00:15:40,875 --> 00:15:43,125
-Indeed I am, kind gentleman.
-Oh!
305
00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:49,246
Wait. You're from the royal family
of Luxembourg?
306
00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:52,083
That's right. I is Joseephus Royal.
307
00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:56,496
All the way from the town of Luxembourg,
in Swamp Creek County.
308
00:15:56,583 --> 00:15:59,003
Angus, (coughs) what is going on?
309
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,753
You said you were related to a king!
310
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:03,424
Uh, he is.
My pappy is a king.
311
00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:05,170
The Live Bait King!
312
00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:07,460
His worms are dirt cheap!
313
00:16:09,166 --> 00:16:11,376
I can't believe I wasted all my time
314
00:16:11,458 --> 00:16:14,578
teaching you manners
to meet this toothless hayseed!
315
00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:15,917
I ain't toothless!
316
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,670
I got me all kinds of tooths!
317
00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:21,960
Shoot, I even got a mole
on my back that's got a tooth!
318
00:16:22,041 --> 00:16:24,881
You have got to be
kidding me! Ugh!
319
00:16:24,959 --> 00:16:27,539
Hey, can I come visit
the Bait Kingdom sometime?
320
00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:28,995
Sure thang!
321
00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:32,633
Why don't you hitch a ride
on our private air-o-plane?
322
00:16:32,709 --> 00:16:36,249
You can be our guest for the
grand opening of our 100th store.
323
00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:38,253
In Italy, Europe.
324
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:43,581
-Wait. You have a private plane?
-Mmm.
325
00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:45,377
-And 100 stores?
-Mmm-hmm.
326
00:16:45,458 --> 00:16:48,628
(Chuckles)
My golly gracious me,
327
00:16:48,709 --> 00:16:50,879
where my manners done gone to?
328
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,040
Okay.
329
00:17:00,542 --> 00:17:02,632
Call Chyna's father.
330
00:17:03,542 --> 00:17:04,752
(Shatters)
331
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:09,037
(Pants)
332
00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:13,328
You know, I make those phones.
333
00:17:13,417 --> 00:17:15,127
Mr. Grundy, don't listen to me!
334
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:16,998
I really do not need to talk to you!
335
00:17:17,083 --> 00:17:19,673
Chyna, maybe you should let me
do the talking.
336
00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:21,960
Not because you keep lying,
but because as I mentioned earlier,
337
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,251
I like to talk.
338
00:17:24,125 --> 00:17:26,575
-What's going on?
-Mr. Grundy, Chyna accidentally
339
00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:28,877
took some anti-truth serum and now
she's lying about everything.
340
00:17:28,959 --> 00:17:30,959
That's why she told you
she hates it here.
341
00:17:31,041 --> 00:17:32,211
Is this true, Chyna?
342
00:17:32,291 --> 00:17:34,251
Nope. Olive is making all this up.
343
00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:36,583
And she's secretly planning
to overthrow the government!
344
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:39,830
Come on,
345
00:17:39,917 --> 00:17:42,327
there's no such thing
as an anti-truth serum.
346
00:17:42,417 --> 00:17:43,827
And Olive,
overthrowing the government
347
00:17:43,917 --> 00:17:47,077
is a highly inappropriate project
for your civics class.
348
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,076
Oh, no! What are we going to do?
349
00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:50,496
I don't have an idea!
350
00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:52,883
I am a numbskull!
351
00:17:52,959 --> 00:17:55,169
Call Chyna's father.
352
00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:56,630
(Shattering)
353
00:18:05,625 --> 00:18:08,665
Dixon, it's a long story, but I need
some anti-truth salad dressing.
354
00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:10,290
Sorry, but I can't give it to you.
355
00:18:10,375 --> 00:18:12,375
It's a highly classified
top-secret weapon.
356
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:13,878
If our enemies ever
got their hands on it,
357
00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:16,499
they could use it to destroy
our entire way of life!
358
00:18:16,583 --> 00:18:18,423
If you don't give it to me,
I'll break up with you.
359
00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:20,670
Would you like thousand island
or balsamic vinaigrette?
360
00:18:25,834 --> 00:18:27,294
(Sighs)
361
00:18:27,834 --> 00:18:30,004
Why didn't I spring
for the protection plan?
362
00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:31,633
(Elevator bell dings)
363
00:18:31,709 --> 00:18:35,169
Mr. Grundy, before you call Chyna's
parents and tell them she's expelled,
364
00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:36,670
you have to taste this salad.
365
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:39,880
You'll hate it. It's disgusting!
366
00:18:39,959 --> 00:18:41,459
No, thank you.
367
00:18:41,542 --> 00:18:45,542
Come on. Try the salad.
What, are you afraid?
368
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,325
No.
369
00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:50,287
I'm on a strict no fruits
and vegetables diet.
370
00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:52,745
Why do you think I'm so zazow?
371
00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:57,205
Uh, that's my line!
Plus, you say it like this!
372
00:18:57,291 --> 00:18:59,541
Za-zow!
373
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,750
You stretch out that last syllable.
374
00:19:02,834 --> 00:19:05,884
Ah! Like, za-zow?
375
00:19:05,959 --> 00:19:07,499
Mmm!
376
00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:11,253
Oh! That's delicious!
377
00:19:11,375 --> 00:19:12,495
Give me more!
378
00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:15,247
I think it's working.
379
00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:17,173
Sir, tell me your name.
380
00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:18,750
Zoltan Grundy.
381
00:19:18,834 --> 00:19:20,754
Baldy Smellybottom III.
382
00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:24,713
And how much do you weigh?
383
00:19:24,792 --> 00:19:26,632
Two hundred and thirty-six pounds.
384
00:19:26,709 --> 00:19:29,499
Two hundred
and thirty-five pounds.
385
00:19:30,792 --> 00:19:31,962
What's going on?
386
00:19:32,041 --> 00:19:35,331
That doesn't matter, you have
an important call to make.
387
00:19:35,417 --> 00:19:36,577
Bad point.
388
00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:38,327
I almost remembered.
389
00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:45,628
Mr. Parks, this is
Baldy Smellybottom III.
390
00:19:45,709 --> 00:19:48,919
I'm calling to tell you that Chyna is
very happy here
391
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,830
and has not been expelled from school.
392
00:19:50,917 --> 00:19:52,167
(Laughs)
393
00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:53,420
You're not welcome.
394
00:19:55,875 --> 00:19:58,205
Oh...
395
00:19:58,291 --> 00:20:01,081
Now I don't get it.
396
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:04,166
So now you believe Chyna
took the anti-truth serum?
397
00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:05,580
And she can stay?
398
00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:08,497
Absolutely not!
399
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,673
This is the worst news ever!
400
00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:16,578
Listen, I really don't appreciate
you helping me.
401
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,170
And I'm not sorry
I hurt your feelings.
402
00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:24,380
Thanks. (Sighs)
And I'm sorry too.
403
00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:26,918
I told you never to lie to me,
and when you told me the truth,
404
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,460
I got mad at you.
405
00:20:28,542 --> 00:20:30,922
I don't forgive you.
406
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,630
You know how much I hate you, right?
407
00:20:33,709 --> 00:20:34,789
I love you, too.
408
00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:44,250
I can't believe I almost blew
my chances with your cousin.
409
00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:47,423
How am I supposed to know how to
treat people if they don't look rich?
410
00:20:48,834 --> 00:20:51,334
How about being nice to everyone,
no matter their wealth?
411
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,917
(Laughs) You're hilarious!
412
00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:59,130
Anyway, I'm ready to learn
how to fit in with low society.
413
00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:02,918
Okay, first lesson is spittin'.
414
00:21:03,792 --> 00:21:05,292
Let me see you
spit on the floor.
415
00:21:05,375 --> 00:21:07,325
I am a lady!
416
00:21:07,417 --> 00:21:10,207
A lady does not spit on the floor.
417
00:21:10,291 --> 00:21:13,081
Fine. Spit into this can.
418
00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:15,375
Thank you.
419
00:21:25,166 --> 00:21:29,326
Next lesson, how to bait a hook
with worms.
420
00:21:29,417 --> 00:21:32,877
You have worms in your pocket?
Ugh! Gross!
421
00:21:37,625 --> 00:21:39,285
If you think I'm going
to dance with you...
422
00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:40,575
I'm not dancing!
423
00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:43,127
The worms found a hole
in my pants pocket.
424
00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:48,035
Angus, we've got to focus.
425
00:21:48,125 --> 00:21:50,495
Now that word's gotten out
that your cousin's rich,
426
00:21:50,583 --> 00:21:52,173
I'm going to have some
serious competition.
427
00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:53,750
(Elevator bell dings)
428
00:21:53,834 --> 00:21:57,084
(Girl's voice)
La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
429
00:21:58,917 --> 00:22:02,037
I sure would love to
go to Italy, Europe
430
00:22:02,125 --> 00:22:04,245
on your private air-o-plane.
431
00:22:06,834 --> 00:22:10,424
La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
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