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(Chyna) Previously on A.N.T. Farm...

Zoltan Grundy is coming here! Do you know how much he's worth?

Every human life has an immeasurable intrinsic worth, so you can't really...

Sixty-two billion dollars!

I'm going to make the education of these gifted children

-my highest priority. -Yes!

By building a new, improved school

and taking these prodigies away from Webster High forever!

-I got in! -Me too!

You got into what?

Zoltan Grundy's prodigy school.

I didn't get in?

I don't know what to tell my dad. He's been telling everyone his daughter

got into the best and freest school in the country.

I'm so proud of you.

-You didn't tell him you didn't get in. -Don't worry. I'll tell him tomorrow.

What? I said I was gonna tell him tomorrow.

Today's not tomorrow. Today's today.

♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪

-♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪ -Whoo!

♪ Everybody's got that thing Something different we all bring ♪

♪ Don't you let 'em clip your wings You got it, you got it ♪

♪ We're on fire and we blaze In extraordinary ways ♪

♪ 365 days We got it, we got it ♪

♪ If you can dream it ♪

♪ You can be it ♪

♪ If you can feel it ♪

♪ You can believe it ♪

♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪

♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪

♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪

♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

Whoo!

(sighs)

Wow!

This place is even more awesome than I imagined.

Not only do we have bedrooms, but also this incredible living room.

There's so much space!

I'm not just saying that

because I spent the last two hours in a bag.

They even have this really cool purple box!

Oh, it's a piano.

Why would they get me all excited thinking it's a purple box?

What a cool piano!

What a cool piano.

I wish I could live here.

Why am I roommates with Olive?

Chyna, I'm pretty sure you requested Olive.

And I definitely requested "not Olive."

Uh, I can explain. It's because...

There was a mix-up.

Chyna and I are roommates.

This is your room.

But there are already two girls in here.

That one's your maid. Let's go.

Oh! Let's go! Let's go!

These bags aren't going to move themselves!

Attention, everyone!

I'm having the first party of the year tonight to celebrate our new school.

All of your parties after this will be compared to mine

and considered painfully dull and worthy of ridicule.

Anyway, please come!

Here you go.

Oh! You'll already be there,

tidying up!

Ooh! You definitely have to come to my party.

Obviously, his talent is wearing jeans.

Hi, I'm Lexi. Let me tell you about my party.

Oh, hi, I'm Kennedy.

I was just about to tell you about my party.

You're having a party?

No, I'm starting a party.

The Common Sense and Freedom party. I'm planning to run for president in 2032.

Ow!

I feel your pain.

Because I am in touch with the voters, who are

losing faith in the two-party system.

They want a leader who will focus on issues,

not get mired in partisanship and cronyism.

I am that leader!

Anyway, you wanted to tell me about your party?

Um, never mind.

Look, I really appreciate you tricking Lexi so we could room together,

but one problem. I can't stay.

Why not?

Maybe you can stay and live in here with me!

-What am I going to do about school? -I can home school you.

I know more than any teacher.

-Olive, that's... -Uh-uh-uh.

We raise our hands to speak in class.

Yes, Chyna.

(sighs) I would really love to stay.

But I can't. (sighs)

Well, what are you going to do about your dad?

I guess I'll just call him,

get all weepy, say I miss him too much

and I want to move back home.

He'll never know I didn't get in.

(in sad voice) Hi, Daddy.

I miss you is all.

Now that I'm here, I think I might have made a mistake.

I just love you so much and I really wanna move back home.

Please come get me.

Okay. See you then.

So, he's coming to get you?

Nope. He said suck it up and give it a month.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Lexi.

Lexi who?

Lexi Reed.

(laughing)

That's a good one! I'm gonna use that.

Anyway, I just wanted to let you know

I'm having a party tonight.

All the information is on this flyer.

So be sure to stay away during these hours.

Oh, Angus, here's a un-invitation for you, too.

I'd love to not come, but I'm already not invited to another party.

Knock, knock.

-Come in. -Lexi!

Lexi's not here.

Lexi Reed! (cackling)

All right, well, that was my best joke.

If that doesn't cheer her up, I don't know what will.

You told him, I didn't get in?

He pried it out of me.

How?

He said, "Sup, Olive?"

Being without my best friend is not an option.

We have to figure out a way for Chyna to stay.

Come on, we're smart.

Two of us got into a very prestigious school for prodigies!

Look, it's no use.

I thought Mr. Grundy liked my a cappella song, but I guess he didn't.

A cappella?

Never even heard of that song.

Now "Jingle Bells,"

there's a song everyone loves.

You sang a cappella, like just your voice?

(scoffs) You play 47 instruments!

That would be like Fletcher doing a painting without paint.

I did. Rather than using the...

Nobody cares, Fletcher!

What if I re-record my song

and show Mr. Grundy what I can really do?

Tonight, we'll sneak into that music studio

and record a new version of my song with me playing every instrument!

That's a great idea.

Yeah, well, with "Jingle Bells,"

you only need two instruments,

jingle bells and this.

(upbeat music playing)

(all cheering)

What are you guys doing?

Oh, we're trying to figure out the cat daddy.

That's easy. Goes like this.

-What are you doing? -I'm showing you the Cat Daddy.

No, Seth is showing us the cat daddy!

I'm running a series of feline DNA tests

-to determine who fathered these kittens. -(meowing)

That is not a fun thing to do at a party!

It is to them. What do you expect?

You're in a school full of eggheads.

Wanna have a real party? Come to my houseboat.

But if these guys are all nerds,

they're even less cool than...

You guys!

Well, thank you. I've been saying we're the less uncool kids for years.

Probably couldn't hear me because I was in a trash can most of the time.

-We've got to get to that music studio! -(Lexi) Wait!

You guys can't leave! Stay!

Chyna, sing "Dynamite!" Olive, tell us a boring fact!

Fletcher, you can go.

You guys... Wait! Stop it! Come on! Chyna!

Oh, well.

At least Angus is doing the Cat Daddy.

He's not. That's the cat mommy.

On his face.

-(yowling) -(screaming)

Get it off! Get it off!

He got too close to the kittens.

Let's get to that music room before anyone catches us.

(dings)

(groaning)

It stings! Why did I ask for pickles?

You're not doing it right.

You select the floor, then the room.

-(beeping) -(elevator whirs)

(all screaming)

Neither of you know what you're doing!

(dings)

A cheese shop! You don't know how to use it either!

Sure I do. I just wanted another wedge of this delicious gorgonzola.

They admitted a cheese-making prodigy, and not me?

-I got to record that song! -(beeping)

-Let me do it! -No, let me.

(girls arguing)

(continue arguing)

(elevator stalling)

Great! It's broken!

We're not going anywhere.

We're stuck in an elevator?

Oh, no! Oh, no!

I've got to get out of here!

Fletcher, how can you be claustrophobic in such a huge room?

I'm not. I'm agoraphobic,

afraid of open spaces.

Why can't we be trapped in a smaller elevator?

We're trapped! Trapped in here! I can't breathe!

Neither can I! (sniffs)

Would you put away the gorgonzola?

No one panic! Maybe we can fix this thing.

I know. I'll call tech support.

Tech support. How may I help you?

When is Cindy going to have that baby already?

Maybe we can pry open the doors!

-Oh, good idea. -Yeah.

(all grunting)

Great. We're stuck between floors.

What's down there?

I think that's that top secret R&B lab.

It's an R&D lab, not an R&B lab.

Scientists don't go in there to make funky soul music.

I wish it were an R&B lab.

If I don't record this song tonight, I'm out of here.

(Fletcher) Well...

Looks like this is the only way out of the Ant Farm.

It's pretty dark in there. How long a fall do you think it is?

We should drop something in and listen how long it takes to hit the ground.

(Fletcher) Olive?

Give me your cheese.

-(Fletcher screaming) -(thuds)

Ow!

-It's about eight feet. -Yeah.

(all) Raise the roof! Raise the roof!

-Raise the roof! -Finally!

People are partying! What are you guys doing?

Watching a documentary of these farmers raising the roof of their barn!

Oh, they're done.

(all) Milk that cow! Milk that cow!

Stop it!

This is a party!

Can we at least do something fun?

More fun than watching farmers,

the backbone of this great country?

Yes!

I know. We can play I Confess.

Everybody sit in a circle.

We should sit in a hexagon. As the honeycomb has shown us,

it's a far more geometrically efficient shape.

Just ask the bees. Or I could ask them.

I speak Bee.

(mimics buzzing)

Just sit down, hunky nerd!

Okay, everybody gets 10 grapes,

and then somebody confesses something they've done.

If you've also done it, you keep your grapes.

And if you haven't, you have to give your grapes to the confessor.

Let's start with something tame.

I confess that I've kissed a member of the opposite sex.

Okay. Um...

I confess that I've hugged a member of the opposite sex.

Held hands?

I would never let my campaign be tainted

by a smutty hand-holding scandal.

Talked to?

Female bees don't count.

(Chyna sighs) Okay.

There must be some way to the music studio without using the roomavator.

So, let's look for a roomscalator,

or a staircasatron, or even a rope-a-ladder.

You mean a rope ladder?

When you say it like that, it doesn't sound high-tech at all.

Whoa! What is this?

Some sort of space-age kaleidoscope?

Careful, Fletcher! Z-Tech does work for the military!

That's probably some sort of experimental weapon

that will take out an entire city block!

(buzzing)

(vomits)

Or it's a barf gun.

I read about this research!

It's a non-lethal way to disorient and temporarily incapacitate your enemy.

Cool! This is for shoving me out of the roomavator!

(buzzes)

(vomits)

There's no proof that worked.

I could have thrown up from looking at your face.

Guys! Can we please stop making each other throw up and focus on...

-(buzzes) -(vomits)

I was wrong. It does work.

Will you cut it out and start looking for an emergency exit?

(sighs)

Someone's coming! Hide!

Did you try taking out the battery?

How are we going to get past him?

We can make him throw up!

Quick, Fletcher, show him your face!

Thank you for calling Z-Tech. Have a nice day.

(buzzes)

(vomits)

Wow. Rainbow sherbet looks exactly the same coming back up.

(all panting)

Thank goodness that secret door led to the room

where they keep the rope-a-ladders.

Okay, now I just need to lay down some tracks.

You have a song to record. You don't have time to play with model trains.

She doesn't, but we do!

Let's recreate the 1869 joining

of the Central and Union Pacific Railroads!

I'll be railroad baron Jay Gould,

you'll be the widow who won't sell her land!

New plan. I'm going to record the song

and you guys are going to sit here and silently support me.

I don't think I can do that.

(playing piano)

(bells ringing)

What are you doing?

Trust me. Everything sounds better with jingle bells.

Who do you think you are, Widow Hartley?

No one says no to railroad baron Jay Gould!

Come on!

Seriously, no one's ever made eye contact with someone of the opposite sex?

You nerds are ruining my party!

Don't worry!

-Things are about to start heating up! -Really?

Because Seth is going to figure out the boiling point of ethylene glycol!

Fascinating.

You've got to be kidding me!

(grunts)

You're the biggest waste of hunkiness

I've ever seen in my life!

Hey, here's a game we can play!

Hide and Seek! I'll hide, and you guys seek.

Counseling. I've had it with you people!

I am not one of you and I never will be!

You guys can stay at this party, but I'm leaving!

It's broken. I tried to leave two hours ago.

(dings)

Oh, looks like, they got the roomavator fixed.

Not that we know anything about it being broken.

Was it broken?

I don't know. I have no idea. I haven't touched it.

Well, well, well. Look who's here.

Cindy! She finally had her baby!

Oh, (sighs) and also Chyna.

Look, Mr. Grundy, I know I didn't get into this school.

(all gasp)

What? Chyna didn't get in?

(gasps) That's terrible! I feel so bad for you!

Please, Mr. Grundy, just give me another chance.

I recorded a new version of my song, I'm begging you to let me play it.

Don't bother.

Come on!

She deserves to be here more than anyone!

-She's the most talented person I know! -And she knows Li'l Weezy!

I meant don't bother because I've already seen the video.

I don't think I've made a video yet.

Yes, you have. This building houses

one of the world's largest technology companies.

Did it not occur to you when you were sneaking around

that we might have security surveillance?

You caught us on camera?

Actually dozens of cameras.

We can watch it on the Super Mega Jumbo Ultra Maxi Z-Phone Plus Extreme.

(upbeat melody playing)

♪ They're telling me ♪

♪ Get back on ground ♪

♪ Forget my dreams ♪

♪ Just let them drown ♪

♪ But deep inside ♪

♪ A voice is telling me they're wrong ♪

♪ I wanna know ♪

♪ That anything is possible ♪

♪ If I believe ♪

♪ I'm ready for whatever Future holds for me ♪

♪ Can't be afraid anymore ♪

♪ I'm getting ready to fly ♪

♪ Wish they could all see me now ♪

♪ 'Cause I am breaking All the boundaries tonight ♪

♪ I can see the stars aligning ♪

♪ Finally I'm free to live my life ♪

♪ I'm gonna keep on, keep on shining ♪

♪ What gotta be, gotta be ♪

♪ I'm gonna follow my dreams ♪

♪ 'Cause there ain't no doubt about it ♪

♪ I am breaking All the boundaries tonight ♪

♪ Yeah, I can see the stars aligning ♪

(all cheering)

That was incredible.

The work of a true prodigy.

So I'm in? You'll let me in the school?

No. Sorry, I told you already, I picked a different musical prodigy.

Seriously? You picked Lexi over Chyna?

Lexi?

Lexi's a math prodigy.

He means I'm good with numbers.

Musical numbers. Because I'm a musical prodigy.

Yeah, let's move on.

What are you talking about?

-Lexi came in to audition... -Whoa, whoa, whoa.

If they're going to find out anyway,

at least let me talk about myself.

I came in to the audition

wearing a beautiful red dress.

♪ Me, me ♪

♪ Me ♪

I've also been the star of many school plays.

-Want to see some pictures? -Ah!

-I see you have the classic Z-Phone. -Yeah.

I was going to upgrade to the Z-Phone 2,

but I realized that even though the extra half inch of display size

means 17.74% more screen area,

the higher resolution increases the total number of pixels

by 192,000

it only really increases the pixels per square inch by 7.49%.

Hardly worthwhile when you consider that the Z-Phone 2 costs 25% more.

And 33.8% more if you take the rip-off protection plan.

You do enough shopping, you get good with numbers.

So you are one of us! You're a math nerd!

So, if Lexi's not the musical prodigy, then who is?

Um...

My nephew, Zev.

And what instrument does he play?

Guitar.

Well, air guitar.

But you own the school,

nothing says you can't admit two musical prodigies.

Or one musical prodigy and him.

That it's true.

I don't need to choose only one type of each prodigy.

Oh! Why did I turn away all those other talented bee talkers?

Chyna, welcome to the program!

(all cheer)

Yay.

Thank you so much, Mr. Grundy!

How can I repay you?

You can't! I'm worth 62 billion dollars!

If you're worth that much money,

we need to discuss hiring better maids.

Isn't this great, Olive? (sighs)

Being roommates! Living together!

It'll be like a slumber party every night!

I can talk about boys!

You can talk about railroad baron Jay Gould.

(sighs)

-Don't you love this place? -(wind howling)

They're just trees. They're just trees.