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I think I did pretty well
on that French test.
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It was a math test.
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-Ay, dios mio!
-That's Spanish.
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Oh. Well, then I did
very badly either way.
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Don't worry. We're never going
to need all this math.
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Yet everyone always tells
you how important it is.
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If I had a nickel for every time
I've heard it I'd have...
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I'd have... Some nickels.
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Ow!
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Ha-ha!
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First victim of my holographic chair!
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Angus! That was incredibly mean!
Why would you do that to me?
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It was meant for Fletcher.
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Oh. Okay then.
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Well, I don't understand.
Our A.N.T. Pads can't project 3D images.
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Mine can.
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I accessed
the manufacturer's secure server
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and downloaded
an experimental beta update.
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I'd be happy to tell you more
of the details, Fletcher,
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while you relax
in this completely real lounge chair.
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No way. I'm not falling for that.
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Suit yourself.
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Ah!
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-(sucking)
-(Chyna) Wait.
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You broke into the Z-Tech servers?
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They're a huge, powerful
technology company!
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Aren't you worried
about getting in trouble?
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Nope. There is absolutely no way
they can trace it back to me.
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(Chyna screams)
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Because I used
Fletcher's computer to do it.
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Oh.
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Okay then.
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♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
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-♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
-Whoo!
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♪ Everybody's got that thingSomething different we all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'em clip your wingsYou got it, you got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blazeIn extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 daysWe got it, we got it ♪
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♪ If you can dream it ♪
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♪ You can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel it ♪
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♪ You can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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Whoo!
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Don't hurt me!
Do you not speak English?
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I'll say it in Spanish.
X plus three equals seven!
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(shouts) He's got a weapon!
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-(beeping)
-I am the great and powerful Grundy!
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(all screaming)
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I created this new voice modulationapp that makes your voice sound
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scary and awesome!
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You're Zoltan Grundy!
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I read your book
about how you founded Z-Tech
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and built it into the world's largest
technology company.
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You liked my book?
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I said I read your book.
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Mr. Grundy, I'm a huge fan.
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I have your cell phone, your laptop,
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your desktop, your mp3 player,
your tablet,
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your mini-tablet,
and your jumbo mini-tablet.
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Wow. You have a really good
marketing department.
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If you like the jumbo mini-tablet,
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you'll love the mega nanojumbo mini-tablet. It's huge,
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while also being quite tiny.
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Now,
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where is the villainous cyber-crookresponsible for the break-in?
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It was him! He framed me!
He used my computer!
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What!
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You're telling me some kid
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breached our network,
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bypassed our intrusion detectionalgorithms, and somehow
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figured out the answerto my security question?
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I mean how did he knowthe name of my first pet?
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I miss Password.
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Such a great dog.
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So, what are you going to do to me?
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Well, I'd like to start...
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by shaking your hand.
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But I can't,because I'm on my private jet.
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I'm not flying anywhere.It's just very comfortable.
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So, what are you?
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Some sort of child prodigy?
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Everyone
in the A.N.T. Program's a prodigy.
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I'm a musician, Fletcher's an artist,
Olive has an eidetic memory,
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and that kid rides
a stationary bike!
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You're in a special programfor child prodigies?
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I was a child prodigy!
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Yes, we know. Some of us
labored through your book.
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I've got to meet you guys in personand learn all about this A.N.T. Program.
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(strong voice) I'm on my way.Commandos, fall back!
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I love this app!
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Whew. That was close.
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Ha!
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Zoltan Grundy is coming here!
Do you know how much he's worth?
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Every human life has an immeasurable
intrinsic worth, so you can't really...
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Sixty-two billion dollars!
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Yeah, so we figured
you'd want to roll out the red carpet.
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Or at least hit on him in a sloppy
and embarrassing way.
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This is a huge opportunity!
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Grundy gives millions of dollars
to all sorts of causes.
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Maybe he'll sponsor the A.N.T. Program!
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(gasps) Think what we could use
that money for!
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-New equipment!
-Teacher training!
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A principal who doesn't hate children.
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What? No.
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I can finally get a koi pond
for my office!
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Right now the koi just flop
around and die on the carpet.
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Well, Mr. Grundy will be here soon.
We'd better get this place in shape.
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Way ahead of you.
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What are you doing?
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We need to make everything
here look old and run down.
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Like this?
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And here is the shining jewel
of Webster High,
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the Ant Farm.
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Wow.
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Like many of the women
my mother sets me up with,
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this place looks
much worse in person.
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I can't believe a handsome man
like you would need
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someone to fix him up with women.
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Sloppy, check.
Embarrassing, check.
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How can we be expected
to learn in an environment like this,
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crumbling infrastructure,
ancient equipment,
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dead fish all over the carpets...
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To say nothing of the filth
and disgusting "food" in the cafeteria!
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We didn't do anything
to the cafeteria.
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If only there were some way
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to improve the situation of us poor,
unfortunate prodigies
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with whom you have
a deep personal connection.
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There is. I am going to make
the education of these gifted children
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-my highest priority.
-Yes!
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I will spare no expense making sure
they have everything they need to thrive.
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-Yes!
-By building a new, improved school
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and taking these prodigies
away from Webster High forever!
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Yes! Take them!
Take them all!
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Someone has to rescue
these gifted children from this...
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eyesore!
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There's no way you're taking
these prodigies away from me.
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They are extremely loyal.
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Where did you say
we could get an application?
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You know,
I'll just give you my information.
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Hold still, Susan.
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Hey, Olive! I wrote a song for my audition
for Mr. Grundy's new school.
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It's called "Stars Aligning."
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And yes, I know that stars are fixed
points in space and can't actually align,
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but it's a song,
so cut me some slack, Olive!
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Interesting factoid. You actually
don't cut slack, you release it.
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It's a nautical term dating back
to 17th Century England.
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Wow. For your audition,
you should definitely not tell that story!
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I would never do that.
Gosh, Chyna, release me some slack.
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Besides, I'm not gonna audition.
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I can't go to another school.
I love it here.
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You hate it here.
You complain about everything.
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Last week, you complained
they didn't have a complaint box.
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Because, I love complaining.
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Besides, I can't leave Webster.
I'm needed here.
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You are? By who!
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I've never told anyone this, but...
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I'm Wacky.
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You're not Wacky. In fact, I've seen you
in the same room as him.
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Nope. Couldn't happen. Impossible.
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I'll prove to you that I'm Wacky.
Check out my wolf moves!
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See? I'm marking my territory
by releasing my own scent.
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Okay, I take that back.
You definitely are wacky.
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Olive,
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what's going on?
Why don't you want to go?
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Chyna, it's a boarding school.
Do you know what that means?
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"A boarding school
is an educational institution
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where children study,
live away from their parents
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with their fellow students
and teachers and/or administrators."
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Next time you say,
"Do you know what that means,"
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please give me a chance to say, "Yes."
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I can't live miles away from home.
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I'm scared to go to this school,
and I live across the street.
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Olive, there will be no reason
to be scared.
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Because I'll be there
with you, to support you.
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And think about how much fun
we'd have. We could be roommates.
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Now that you mention it,
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if we were roommates, I'm sure I'd have
a new bunch of things to complain about.
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All right, I'm in!
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What are you doing?
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Marking my territory.
I don't want people near my locker.
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Roommates, huh?
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To prove that I deserve
to go to your school,
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I have recreated a famous painting
using only car windshield dust,
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Edvard Munch's The Scream.
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Or as I like to call it,
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"What my dad looked like
when I told him I wanted to be an artist."
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Very impressive.
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Plus it's a great way to repurpose
old abandoned rust buckets
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that no one would
otherwise want.
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Hey, there's my car!
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Why did you draw a picture
of your father on my windshield!
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For my audition, I will demonstrate
my eidetic memory.
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Name any page from any book
and I'll recite the text verbatim.
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My autobiography,
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page... 47!
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(in British accent)
"I've always been rather fond of sherbet.
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My favorite of all the sherbet flavors
is indubitably Rainbow,
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but if forced to select a single flavor,
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I would have to lean toward..."
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-Why are you stopping?
-That was as far as I could get.
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After that,
I threw it in the fireplace.
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I'm the most gifted computer science
prodigy in the country.
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You should be auditioning for me.
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No.
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Okay.
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-Next, please.
-Wait, wait!
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♪ The itsy-bitsy spiderWent up the water spout ♪
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- ♪ Down came the rain and washed... ♪
-Thank you!
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We'll be in touch.
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Next!
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For my audition, I'm going
to sing a song I wrote.
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♪ Breaking all the boundaries tonight ♪
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♪ I can see the stars aligning ♪
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♪ Finally I'm free to live my life ♪
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♪ I'm gonna keep on, keep on shining ♪
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♪ What gotta be, gotta be ♪
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♪ I'm gonna follow my dreams ♪
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♪ There ain't no doubt about it ♪
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♪ See, I am breakingAll the boundaries tonight ♪
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♪ Yeah, I can see the stars aligning ♪
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-I feel a smash hit coming!
-(horn sounds)
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A double cheeseburger, onion rings,
and a large orange drink!
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Wait, this isn't a drive-through.
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It is now.
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All right, the admission emails
should be arriving...
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Now.
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(phones buzz simultaneously)
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Okay, let's all open
them at the same time.
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-On three. One...
-I got in!
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-Me too. Of course.
-Woo-hoo!
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Wait.
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This school is supposed to be free.
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Why am I being charged a cleaning fee?
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Your reputation precedes you.
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I didn't get in?
242
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What's the matter, roomie?
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Uh... Nothing.
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I'm just bummed because because I'm really
going to miss Principal Skidmore.
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So, you're all leaving!
Well, good riddance!
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00:13:43,041 --> 00:13:45,881
I never liked any of you!
See you in my nightmares!
247
00:13:47,959 --> 00:13:49,879
Yeah, I can see
why you'd miss that.
248
00:14:00,917 --> 00:14:02,997
Is this Z-Tech customer support?
249
00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:05,709
Good.
I think there was a mistake.
250
00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:08,383
I didn't get
in to your new boarding school.
251
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:13,127
Well, I don't see how removing
my phone battery is going to fix that.
252
00:14:14,792 --> 00:14:17,582
You know what?
I'd like to speak to your supervisor.
253
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:22,539
Yes. I didn't get
into your new boarding school.
254
00:14:23,542 --> 00:14:27,002
For customer support,
you're not very supportive, Larry.
255
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:30,134
I'd like to speak
with your supervisor.
256
00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:34,210
Supervisor, please.
257
00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:36,786
Supervisor, please.
258
00:14:37,625 --> 00:14:39,325
Supervisor, please.
259
00:14:40,458 --> 00:14:42,128
Supervisor, please.
260
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,500
Supervisor, please.
261
00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:48,083
(Zoltan) Customer support.How can I help you?
262
00:14:48,166 --> 00:14:51,126
Mr. Grundy?
This is Chyna Parks.
263
00:14:51,208 --> 00:14:54,748
Look, I know you're probably in some
important business meeting right now.
264
00:14:55,542 --> 00:14:58,332
Yes. That's exactly where I am.
265
00:15:00,041 --> 00:15:02,381
I just wanted to talk to you
about the email you sent.
266
00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:03,998
I was hoping it was a mistake.
267
00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:05,333
It wasn't.
268
00:15:05,417 --> 00:15:08,077
The only mistake here was agreeing
to cover customer service
269
00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:10,286
while Cindy goes off to have her baby.
270
00:15:11,834 --> 00:15:15,174
Please, Mr. Grundy!
I have to get into your school!
271
00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:18,710
It's an amazing opportunity!
And all my friends are going!
272
00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:21,212
And Olive won't survive without me!
273
00:15:21,291 --> 00:15:24,541
I'm sorry, Chyna,
I chose a different musical prodigy.
274
00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:27,075
Now I have to go.
I'm up to my neck in bubbles.
275
00:15:28,375 --> 00:15:30,415
I mean, spreadsheets.
276
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,710
A different musical prodigy?
277
00:15:37,417 --> 00:15:38,577
Who?
278
00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:40,957
Yes, I got in! I got in!
279
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:43,081
You got into what?
280
00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:44,666
These boots!
281
00:15:46,709 --> 00:15:49,629
Oh, and Zoltan Grundy's prodigy school.
282
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:52,580
You auditioned?
283
00:15:52,667 --> 00:15:54,497
Of course I did.
284
00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:58,003
Mr. Grundy practically begged me to.
285
00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:00,963
I know I'm not an A.N.T.
but please let me audition.
286
00:16:01,041 --> 00:16:02,961
I beg you. I'm way more gifted
287
00:16:03,041 --> 00:16:05,831
than any of those weird,
awkward prodigy freaks.
288
00:16:05,917 --> 00:16:09,707
I was one of those weird
awkward prodigy freaks.
289
00:16:09,792 --> 00:16:10,792
I know.
290
00:16:12,792 --> 00:16:13,752
Anyway,
291
00:16:13,834 --> 00:16:16,134
for my audition
I'm going to be singing
292
00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:20,958
a much improved cover of a song
by a homely, untalented girl.
293
00:16:25,041 --> 00:16:26,921
♪ Ow, I have got my things ♪
294
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,830
♪ Something different that I bring ♪
295
00:16:28,917 --> 00:16:32,417
♪ I let no one clip my wingsI got it, I got it ♪
296
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:34,250
♪ I'm on fire and I blaze ♪
297
00:16:34,333 --> 00:16:35,963
♪ In extraordinary ways ♪
298
00:16:36,041 --> 00:16:40,131
♪ 365 days, I got it, I got it ♪
299
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:43,538
♪ 'Cause, I am, I are, me am ♪
300
00:16:43,625 --> 00:16:47,245
♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
301
00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:50,383
♪ Me, me, me ♪
302
00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:52,538
♪ Me, me ♪
303
00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:53,745
♪ Me ♪
304
00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:57,576
Wait. Why did you tell me
the part of the story
305
00:16:57,667 --> 00:16:59,327
that proves you begged
him to audition?
306
00:16:59,417 --> 00:17:01,287
I like talking about myself.
307
00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:06,170
Anyway, the point is,
of course I got in.
308
00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:09,250
I've always told you
I'm just as talented as you are.
309
00:17:11,834 --> 00:17:13,714
Why are you taking the battery out?
310
00:17:13,792 --> 00:17:15,882
At this point, I'll try anything.
311
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,628
I'm so glad you
talked me into this.
312
00:17:24,709 --> 00:17:27,419
Boarding school
is going to be so awesome!
313
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:29,880
I'll be away from my parents,
but we'll be roommates
314
00:17:29,959 --> 00:17:31,379
and we can share clothes.
315
00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:33,788
Actually, we can't.
316
00:17:33,875 --> 00:17:36,495
Well, you're right.
I'm a little more stylish.
317
00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:41,333
Olive, we can't share clothes
because I'm not going to be at the school.
318
00:17:41,417 --> 00:17:43,207
Your parents aren't letting you go!
319
00:17:43,291 --> 00:17:44,961
I'm going to go talk
to them right now!
320
00:17:45,041 --> 00:17:46,131
No, no!
321
00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:47,288
That's not it.
322
00:17:47,375 --> 00:17:49,165
They're actually really excited.
323
00:17:49,792 --> 00:17:52,082
Are you worried about sleeping
in a strange bed
324
00:17:52,166 --> 00:17:53,376
that hasn't been disinfected
325
00:17:53,458 --> 00:17:56,208
by your ultraviolet,
anti-bacterial furniture wand yet?
326
00:17:57,709 --> 00:17:59,129
'Cause I'm bringing mine!
327
00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:03,996
-No, that's not it.
-Oh, I know what it is.
328
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:07,423
You're worried
that because the school is in Palo Alto,
329
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:08,750
which means "tall sticks,"
330
00:18:08,834 --> 00:18:11,584
the school's gonna be surrounded
by scary tall sticks.
331
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:14,881
But don't worry, Chyna,
they're just trees.
332
00:18:14,959 --> 00:18:16,289
They're just trees.
333
00:18:19,417 --> 00:18:21,877
I can't wait to get into our new room.
We could start...
334
00:18:21,959 --> 00:18:23,419
I didn't get in, okay?
335
00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:24,921
(sighs)
336
00:18:26,166 --> 00:18:27,706
I didn't get into the school.
337
00:18:28,458 --> 00:18:29,498
What?
338
00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:31,785
I can't believe this.
339
00:18:32,291 --> 00:18:33,791
(stammers) I have got to sit down.
340
00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:35,995
(buzzing)
341
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:39,627
(sighs)
342
00:18:39,709 --> 00:18:42,169
But you're the most talented
musician I know.
343
00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:45,750
And I was once on an airport shuttle
with Li'l Weezy.
344
00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:48,964
Well, apparently Weezy and I
aren't as talented as Lexi.
345
00:18:49,041 --> 00:18:50,791
She got the spot
for the musical prodigy.
346
00:18:50,875 --> 00:18:53,125
What! Lexi got in?
347
00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:56,170
I don't want to be
roommates with Lexi!
348
00:18:57,083 --> 00:18:59,383
I don't want to share
clothes with her!
349
00:18:59,959 --> 00:19:01,919
Although she does have
some pretty nice things.
350
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,710
She did just get some new boots.
Those things are kicking.
351
00:19:06,083 --> 00:19:06,963
(sighs)
352
00:19:08,458 --> 00:19:12,168
You talked me into going to the school,
and now I have to go without you?
353
00:19:12,875 --> 00:19:14,035
I'm really sorry, Olive.
354
00:19:14,834 --> 00:19:16,424
And I don't know
what to tell my dad.
355
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,880
He's been telling everyone
that his daughter
356
00:19:18,959 --> 00:19:21,789
got into the best and freest school
in the country.
357
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:23,790
So what are you going to do?
358
00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:26,325
I guess I'm just going to have
to face the music.
359
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,173
Hey, girls.
360
00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:31,293
-Hi, Dad. Listen...
-(chuckling)
361
00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:34,535
I will listen to you playing
your going-away present!
362
00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:36,285
(imitates playing guitar)
363
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:40,285
A 1961 Harmon Tonemaster?
364
00:19:40,375 --> 00:19:42,285
But these are really expensive.
365
00:19:42,375 --> 00:19:44,165
We know you've been
wanting one forever,
366
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,710
so your mom and I got one for you.
367
00:19:45,792 --> 00:19:47,632
Cameron even chipped in
his allowance.
368
00:19:47,709 --> 00:19:50,249
He doesn't know it yet,
but he chipped in.
369
00:19:51,917 --> 00:19:54,327
Dad, thank you. But...
370
00:19:55,083 --> 00:19:56,833
You shouldn't
have bought this for me.
371
00:19:56,917 --> 00:19:58,877
You deserve it!
372
00:19:58,959 --> 00:20:01,169
You're obviously the best
at what you do,
373
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:03,170
so you should have
the best guitar.
374
00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:05,080
We are going
to miss you so much.
375
00:20:06,458 --> 00:20:09,208
Well, then,
maybe I just shouldn't go.
376
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,291
Are you kidding?
377
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:13,705
You got into the best
and freest school in the country.
378
00:20:13,792 --> 00:20:15,502
I'm so proud
of you.
379
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:18,461
(laughs nervously)
380
00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:22,205
You, too.
381
00:20:23,542 --> 00:20:26,172
-(sighs) Chyna.
-(door closes)
382
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:28,080
You didn't tell him
you didn't get in.
383
00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:29,376
Well, I couldn't!
384
00:20:29,458 --> 00:20:31,458
He was just so happy for me.
385
00:20:32,542 --> 00:20:34,422
Don't worry.
I'll tell him tomorrow.
386
00:20:37,625 --> 00:20:40,075
What?
I said I was gonna tell him tomorrow.
387
00:20:40,166 --> 00:20:42,166
Today's not tomorrow.
Today's today!
388
00:20:45,166 --> 00:20:48,076
Chyna!
What are you doing at this school?
389
00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:49,916
Well, I was going to tell my dad,
390
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,130
he was so proud of me.
I couldn't break his heart!
391
00:20:52,208 --> 00:20:54,378
Anyway, the next thing
I knew, I was packing.
392
00:20:54,458 --> 00:20:56,668
The next, next thing I knew,
he was dropping me off.
393
00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:59,500
The next, next,
next thing I knew was... Well...
394
00:21:00,375 --> 00:21:01,705
It's this conversation.
395
00:21:07,291 --> 00:21:09,881
This place is awesome!
396
00:21:11,083 --> 00:21:13,673
Can you believe
we live at Z-Tech now?
397
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:16,460
Well, I guess we should make
ourselves at home.
398
00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:18,382
Way ahead of you.
399
00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:24,627
(sighs)
400
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,710
What? You don't live in a houseboat?
401
00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:32,331
There you are, Chyna.
402
00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:34,167
Of course I'm here.
Why wouldn't I?
403
00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:37,000
It's not like I don't belong here.
404
00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:38,583
Whatever.
405
00:21:38,667 --> 00:21:40,077
I was just going to make it clear
406
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:44,416
that even though I'm technically
an Ant now, I'm not one of you.
407
00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:47,420
If anything,
I'm the Queen Ant.
408
00:21:48,125 --> 00:21:49,625
There are no queen ants.
409
00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:51,919
You're thinking of bees.
410
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,210
-Interesting factoid...
-Oh, great. You brought those with you.
411
00:21:55,291 --> 00:21:57,251
Ant colonies do have a queen.
412
00:21:57,333 --> 00:21:59,253
She is the most important ant of all.
413
00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:00,213
Exactly.
414
00:22:00,291 --> 00:22:02,831
-She does none of the work.
-Nor should she.
415
00:22:02,917 --> 00:22:06,377
She is easily identified
by her grotesquely enlarged abdomen.
416
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,830
Okay, I'm not the queen.
417
00:22:12,375 --> 00:22:14,415
(Zoltan) Hello, everyone.
418
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:17,420
Welcome to the new Ant Farm,
419
00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:19,500
your home for the next four years!
420
00:22:19,583 --> 00:22:21,463
This state of the art facility
421
00:22:21,542 --> 00:22:23,082
includes your new school,
422
00:22:23,166 --> 00:22:24,536
recreation facility,
423
00:22:24,625 --> 00:22:26,165
and living quarters.
424
00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:27,880
And by attending school here,
425
00:22:27,959 --> 00:22:29,289
there will be no limits
426
00:22:29,375 --> 00:22:31,745
to the accomplishments
that you can achieve!
427
00:22:31,834 --> 00:22:34,084
All accomplishments
become property of Z-Tech.
428
00:22:34,166 --> 00:22:35,496
-(thudding)
-Ow!
429
00:22:35,583 --> 00:22:36,633
-Sorry.
-That's okay.
430
00:22:38,166 --> 00:22:39,826
Is that a talking duffel bag?
431
00:22:41,834 --> 00:22:45,584
Oh, yeah. It's the latest
in luggage technology.
432
00:22:45,667 --> 00:22:49,497
You see, I also have
a talking hip sack.
433
00:22:50,542 --> 00:22:52,672
(in high-pitched voice)
People make fun of me,
434
00:22:52,750 --> 00:22:55,210
but I am one of the most convenient
and secure places
435
00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:59,291
to store cash, identification documents,
and other personal items.
436
00:23:00,125 --> 00:23:03,125
You said it, Sacky! Sacky...
437
00:23:04,542 --> 00:23:06,882
-(sighs)
-Anyway,
438
00:23:06,959 --> 00:23:10,709
your new Ant Farm
is the world's first roomavator.
439
00:23:10,792 --> 00:23:13,792
This entire room
is in the center of the building.
440
00:23:13,875 --> 00:23:16,165
It moves up and down
like an elevator
441
00:23:16,250 --> 00:23:22,170
and also rotates,
like an elevator that rotates.
442
00:23:23,166 --> 00:23:24,626
(whirring)
443
00:23:24,709 --> 00:23:26,669
(students exclaiming in wonder)
444
00:23:29,917 --> 00:23:32,497
Weird.
It doesn't even feel like we're moving.
445
00:23:32,583 --> 00:23:34,673
Much like a houseboat, my dear boy.
446
00:23:35,750 --> 00:23:38,880
That's because the roomavator
employs inertial dampeners.
447
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,210
And, because the Ant Farm
is a roomavator,
448
00:23:41,291 --> 00:23:44,461
these doors can open
into any room in the building.
449
00:23:44,542 --> 00:23:46,172
(elevator dings)
450
00:23:46,250 --> 00:23:49,630
The music room.
Oh. You know who would love that?
451
00:23:49,709 --> 00:23:50,579
Me!
452
00:23:50,667 --> 00:23:53,127
-Uh, no, Baggy.
-(kicks)
453
00:23:53,208 --> 00:23:57,788
Why would you, a talking duffel bag,
enjoy a music room?
454
00:23:57,875 --> 00:24:00,785
Can you believe her, Sacky?
455
00:24:00,875 --> 00:24:03,205
(in high-pitched voice)
I know, right?
456
00:24:06,375 --> 00:24:07,875
Let's just see the next room!
457
00:24:07,959 --> 00:24:10,249
-(beeping)
-Oh, careful!
458
00:24:10,333 --> 00:24:14,673
Some of the rooms in this building house
sensitive, top-secret R&D facilities.
459
00:24:14,750 --> 00:24:15,580
(elevator dings)
460
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000
-What is he doing?
-(lullaby playing on mobile)
461
00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:22,963
(Zoltan)
Working on a mobile phone mobile.
462
00:24:24,166 --> 00:24:28,166
Cell phones for babies
is a huge untapped market!
463
00:24:28,250 --> 00:24:32,170
Oh, of course,
this project is still in its infancy.
464
00:24:32,250 --> 00:24:33,960
(laughing)
465
00:24:38,875 --> 00:24:43,745
We also have a fully equipped
health club and spa.
466
00:24:43,834 --> 00:24:44,674
(dings)
467
00:24:48,750 --> 00:24:50,580
Oh, is this the tour?
468
00:24:51,542 --> 00:24:53,922
I kind of already showed myself around.
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