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(theme music playing)
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Chyna, up for a game
of tic-tac-toes?
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(chuckles) Gibson,
I think it's called tic-tac-toe.
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(chuckles) I don't think so.
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Your turn.
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I give up. You win.
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Yes! I always win
on the first move!
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Good morning!
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Olive, you're not allowed to bring pets
into the Ant Farm.
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Remember when Gibson
brought his cat in?
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-(all screaming)
-(animal roaring)
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That's just how
tigers show affection.
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By mauling children.
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Well, don't worry.
My pet is perfectly harmless.
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He's a Flurbot.
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(Flurbot laughs) Hello!
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He's been my loyal companion
since I was three.
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His name is Soren
Aabye Kierkegaard,
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but that's a mouthful, so I call
him by his nickname,
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Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel.
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Ooh, catchy.
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Much better than my nickname
when I was a kid.
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"Gibson."
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Kids can be so cruel.
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Feed me! Feed me!Feed me! Feed me!
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When he's hungry,
he won't stop saying, "Feed me,"
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until you feed him.
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(Flurbot slurping)
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(burps)
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Hey, we have one of these
virtual pets at home.
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We use it to open cans.
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I think you're talking about
your can opener.
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You know, I think you're right.
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(Flurbot) Stupid!
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Who you calling stupid?
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Fletcher! Fletcher stupid!
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(chuckles)
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Why would he know
how to say that?
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Uh, he might have
overheard it at home.
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♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
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-♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
-Whoo!
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♪ Everybody's got that thing ♪
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♪ Something differentWe all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'emClip your wings ♪
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♪ You got it, you got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blaze ♪
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♪ In extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 days ♪
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♪ We got it, we got it ♪
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♪ You can dream itYou can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel itYou can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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-♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
-Whoo!
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Peace, hepcat.
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How do I look?
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Groovy!
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Groovy means crazy, right?
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Wait, I need your help.
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This afternoon
I'm meeting Dakota,
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the daughter of my boyfriend,
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dashing city councilman
Ted Taggart,
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and I want her to
think I'm out of sight.
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You might want
to get out of sight
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because I think
you're scaring people.
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Look, you're the most
popular girl in school
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and I need you to
give me cool lessons.
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Why would I do that?
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Because if you don't,
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I'll stand here and make you
keep looking at me.
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Okay, okay, fine!
I'll do it!
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Gibson, what are you doing?
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I played Hegel in a game of tic-tac-toes
and I lost my shirt.
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I think he cheats.
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Hey, can one of
you guys get my back?
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Where's my cute little boy?
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I'm right here!
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I was talking to Hegel.
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Oh.
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(in baby talk)
Who wants some belly rubbing?
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I do!
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Oh, him again.
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That's odd.
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Usually Hegel wakes right up when
I mention belly rubbing.
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Hegel? Hegel?
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He won't wake up!
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And I just put
fresh batteries in!
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Look out! Let me try
mouth-to-mouth!
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Every second counts!
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But first.
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There is nothing dying people
hate more than chapped lips.
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Gibson. He has no mouth.
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Oh, just like my uncle Mmm.
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Don't you quit on me!
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(sobbing)
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Sorry, Olive, but I think
Hegel's gone.
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No, he's not. He's right there!
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He's dead, but he's right there.
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No! (bawling)
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It should have been me.
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He had so much life to live.
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He was struck down
in his prime!
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You shouldn't be alone tonight.
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Hey, this service is depressing.
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Let's put the fun
back in funeral! Chyna?
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(plays upbeat tune)
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This is a funeral!
Show some respect!
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I just want to hold
Hegel one last time.
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Hold on.
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Look at his bottom.
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There are scratch marks
from a 1/8" Phillips head screwdriver.
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Hegel didn't die
of natural causes.
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He was murdered!
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(gasps)
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Why would anyone do that?
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Stupid!
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Who are you calling stupid?
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I think he cheats!
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Oh, him again!
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What are you looking at me for?
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It wasn't me! I didn't do it!
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(scoffs)
The murderer always says,
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"It wasn't me! I didn't do it!"
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Except in the rare case when they say,
"It was me! I did do it!"
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Or in the even rarer case when they say,
"It wasn't me, but I did do it!"
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Olive, that's the grief talking.
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Grief means crazy, right?
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I loved Hegel.
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And I'm going to find out which one of you
is responsible for his death.
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As soon as
I find that screwdriver.
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Screwdriver?
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(chuckles)
Looks like this case
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just got a little twisted.
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Screwdriver? Twisted?
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Nobody gets it? No?
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Thanks for volunteering to help me
after I only threatened you once.
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Usually, it takes
two or three times
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and some sort of message,
like a finger in a box.
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No problem. It's my pleasure to
help you become more cool.
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So, um, should we
start with my clothes?
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No, that's perfect.
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Ill-fitting tangerine polyester pantsuits
are very in right now.
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Then why don't you wear them?
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Because... (chuckles)
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My mean parents
won't buy them for me.
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They make me wear these ugly expensive
designer clothes instead.
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They are ugly.
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Okay, next you're going to learn
the cool new slang.
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Check this out.
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Disgusting haircut,
you creepy little elf!
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He looks puzzled because I don't
usually compliment him.
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-That was a compliment?
-Yeah.
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All the cool slang means the opposite
of what it sounds like it means.
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You know, how "sick"
means "awesome."
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I'm sure you've heard it
all over school.
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No, I don't like you kids,
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and I work very hard
on tuning you all out.
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Here's Gibson.
Pay him a compliment.
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Hey, donkey face.
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Wow, are you an idiot!
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(crying)
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Does crying mean laughing?
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(chuckles) You're catching on!
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Looking for
the murder weapon.
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I'm conducting a search
of all your lockers.
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Luckily, I know
your combinations.
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Slow down. Got a warrant?
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No, but he does.
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This whole school
is a crime scene.
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Wait.
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This says,
"Caution. Party zone."
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Shouldn't it say,
"Police line. Do not cross"?
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That's why nobody came
to Cameron's birthday party.
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That's not why no one came.
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And Dad, don't you have
anything better to do
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than investigate
the death of a Flurbot?
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Nope. The police force
solved every crime.
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But on the bright side,
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the police sketch artist has
more time to do caricatures.
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Search all you want.
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You're not going
to find anything.
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What the heck?
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It's a rotisserie spit.
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You cannot get properly cooked
shawarma in this town.
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Oh, okay. Move along.
Nothing to see here.
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Nothing to see here?
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Angus has a Middle Eastern
restaurant in his locker!
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Got to go.
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The guys at the station are giving
the police dog a lie detector test.
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Maybe the chief
will finally believe
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I'm not the one
that ate his shoes.
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Okay. Look, Olive,
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I know that you're grief-stricken
over the loss of your
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(sighs) $4 toy,
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but there is no evidence here that
anyone killed Hegel.
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(sighs)
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A Flurbot manual?
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A 1/8" Phillips head screwdriver!
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You killed Hegel!
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What?
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How could you, Chyna?
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I thought you
were my best friend.
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But I am your best friend!
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It wasn't me! I didn't do it!
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(sighs) Looks like
it's not just the shawarma
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that's feeling the heat.
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Give me back
my sunglasses!
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Lexi, I see you got my gift!
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Thank you so much for buying me this
super trendy outfit.
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Where did you get it?
Forever 81?
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Anyway, the best way to make
a cool first impression
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with Ted Taggart's daughter is with
a supercool handshake.
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Okay. Follow my lead.
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(both whooping)
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(both making squeaking noises)
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Ow!
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What? What are you doing?
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That was the end
of the handshake.
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Hey, Olive!
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Oh, sorry,
my parents always told me,
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"Olive, never talk to
criminals."
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My parents
gave me similar advice.
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They said, "Gibson, never buy
seafood from a clown."
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I think she's
still angry at you.
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My mom? It was one bucket
of crawfish!
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Okay, what do you want?
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Nothing. I just really like
to stand in line.
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Admit it, Chyna!
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You used that screwdriver
to mangle Hegel's insides!
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I'll have the shawarma plate
with extra rice, please.
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You were jealous of
my relationship with him!
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What? I wasn't jealous.
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I even fed him for you.
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I'm telling you I was framed!
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And I'll prove it!
I will not rest...
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I'll take a shawarma sandwich
with extra hummus.
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Until I find the real culprit!
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How are you going to do that?
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(chuckles) Well, I found a
strand of the criminal's hair
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stuck in the screwdriver and
my dad's gonna run a match on it.
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I just need hair samples
from everyone.
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Ow!
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Ow!
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Oh! Ah! (chuckles)
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My hair is very strong.
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The military buys it
to make rope.
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(grunts)
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Okay, Dad, so I put all the evidence
right here in my...
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(screams)
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What happened to my hair?
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00:14:12,917 --> 00:14:15,287
It doesn't look that bad.
Just wear a hat.
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Well, not my hair.
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00:14:19,917 --> 00:14:21,827
I was talking
about the hair samples.
258
00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:24,915
Hegel's killer
must have stolen them.
259
00:14:25,917 --> 00:14:28,577
Now what? Olive will never
be my friend again.
260
00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:30,208
Relax.
261
00:14:30,834 --> 00:14:34,464
I'm a highly decorated member
of the San Francisco Police Department.
262
00:14:34,542 --> 00:14:36,672
(chuckles) Let's just
go over the facts again.
263
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:38,830
Okay.
264
00:14:38,917 --> 00:14:40,877
Olive's Flurbot stopped working.
265
00:14:40,959 --> 00:14:43,129
There were
scratch marks on its back
266
00:14:43,208 --> 00:14:46,248
that match the 1/8th Phillips screwdriver
that was in my locker.
267
00:14:48,917 --> 00:14:50,127
Looks like you did it.
268
00:14:51,709 --> 00:14:53,039
-What?
-Don't worry.
269
00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:54,325
I won't tell anyone.
270
00:14:54,417 --> 00:14:55,707
My lips are sealed.
271
00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:57,293
And a little chapped.
272
00:15:00,375 --> 00:15:01,915
Mmm.
273
00:15:03,125 --> 00:15:05,285
-Chapped!
-(smacks lips)
274
00:15:05,959 --> 00:15:08,329
That's it!
I know who did it!
275
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:10,125
And that's
276
00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:13,883
not just lip service.
277
00:15:18,041 --> 00:15:21,421
Angus got shawarma grease
all over my glasses.
278
00:15:23,875 --> 00:15:26,035
Well, I've taught you
everything I know.
279
00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:30,665
Ted Taggart's daughter is going to think
you are the world's biggest idiot.
280
00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:32,713
I certainly hope so.
281
00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:36,578
That looks like
Ted Taggart's daughter.
282
00:15:37,375 --> 00:15:38,575
That's Olive.
283
00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:42,293
Wow. I've done a really good job
of tuning you kids out.
284
00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:44,996
Excuse me,
285
00:15:45,083 --> 00:15:47,543
I'm looking for
Principal Skidmore.
286
00:15:47,625 --> 00:15:49,125
Oh, that's me.
287
00:15:49,709 --> 00:15:51,789
Oh, hi!
288
00:15:51,875 --> 00:15:54,955
I'm Ted Taggart's
daughter. Dakota.
289
00:15:55,792 --> 00:15:58,962
You're Dakota?
How old are you?
290
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,461
Twenty-five.
291
00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:04,285
You look a lot older than 25.
292
00:16:04,917 --> 00:16:08,127
I'm sorry, my hearing's
not very good.
293
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:11,500
I thought you asked me
what year I was born.
294
00:16:11,583 --> 00:16:13,753
1925.
295
00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:17,790
You're older than I am!
296
00:16:18,917 --> 00:16:19,747
Wait a second.
297
00:16:20,375 --> 00:16:22,075
How old is your father?
298
00:16:22,959 --> 00:16:24,249
I don't know.
299
00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:27,035
They didn't really keep
records back then.
300
00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:35,213
I think you all know why
I've gathered you here.
301
00:16:35,291 --> 00:16:36,831
(Gibson) Are we having
a pot luck?
302
00:16:36,917 --> 00:16:39,247
Because I brought clown lobster!
303
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:46,133
You're here because I know
who the real culprit is!
304
00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:49,540
And Olive, you'll see,
once and for all,
305
00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:51,075
that I would never hurt you.
306
00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:54,246
I was set up,
made to look like the fall guy,
307
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:56,963
the straw man, the patsy.
308
00:16:57,041 --> 00:16:58,671
(laughs)
309
00:17:01,834 --> 00:17:02,714
Why are you laughing?
310
00:17:02,792 --> 00:17:05,382
Patsy is what
I used to call my pacifier,
311
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:06,998
which reminds me...
312
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:11,293
Proceed.
313
00:17:14,291 --> 00:17:15,331
(sighs)
314
00:17:15,417 --> 00:17:20,707
As with all crimes, it always comes
down to one thing.
315
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:26,328
Who had the opportunity
and who had the motive?
316
00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:30,075
Okay, okay, so it
comes down to two things.
317
00:17:32,125 --> 00:17:36,575
Anyway, only one person here
had the motive
318
00:17:36,667 --> 00:17:38,287
-and...
-Okay!
319
00:17:38,375 --> 00:17:40,205
Fine! It was me! I did it!
320
00:17:40,291 --> 00:17:43,541
It called me stupid!
And nobody calls me stupid!
321
00:17:43,625 --> 00:17:45,075
(all) Actually,
I call you stupid.
322
00:17:45,166 --> 00:17:46,536
Okay, you all call me stupid,
323
00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:49,247
but from Hegel it really stung.
324
00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:52,670
Chyna, I am so sorry
I blamed you.
325
00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:55,170
Hold on. It wasn't him.
326
00:17:55,834 --> 00:17:58,754
Because he left out
one important fact.
327
00:17:59,458 --> 00:18:00,288
He
328
00:18:00,917 --> 00:18:02,377
is not Fletcher!
329
00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:03,878
-(ripping)
-(gasps)
330
00:18:05,625 --> 00:18:07,535
Fine! I did it!
331
00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:13,540
I was jealous of that Flurbot
getting all of your affection
332
00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:14,875
instead of me!
333
00:18:14,959 --> 00:18:18,789
That's why I opened him upand removed his logic board!
334
00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:21,875
(maniacal laughter)
335
00:18:21,959 --> 00:18:24,629
But I had to cover my tracks.
336
00:18:24,709 --> 00:18:27,459
So, dressed as Fletcherwearing a glove on his head,
337
00:18:27,542 --> 00:18:30,632
I planted the evidencein Chyna's locker.
338
00:18:31,834 --> 00:18:33,964
Then when Chynatook the hair samples,
339
00:18:34,041 --> 00:18:36,381
I stole them dressed as Fletcherdressed as Wacky
340
00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:39,788
to make it look like Fletchertried to frame Wacky for framing Chyna.
341
00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:43,457
And I'd do it again,
342
00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:49,538
but I can't, 'cause I'm kind of confused
about exactly what I did.
343
00:18:52,208 --> 00:18:53,878
-Case closed.
-No.
344
00:18:53,959 --> 00:18:55,379
Case still open.
345
00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:58,997
Because Angus
is not the murderer!
346
00:18:59,875 --> 00:19:01,995
When Angus cut Hegel's wires,
347
00:19:02,083 --> 00:19:04,133
Hegel was already dead!
348
00:19:04,208 --> 00:19:05,328
(all gasping)
349
00:19:05,417 --> 00:19:07,997
He had been snuffed out
just minutes before
350
00:19:08,542 --> 00:19:09,632
by...
351
00:19:09,709 --> 00:19:13,169
Okay, fine!
It was me! I did it!
352
00:19:13,875 --> 00:19:15,575
(sighs) It called me stupid!
353
00:19:15,667 --> 00:19:17,577
And nobody calls me stupid!
354
00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:19,037
(all) Actually,
I call you stupid.
355
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:20,915
Okay, you all call me stupid,
356
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,880
but from Hegel it really stung.
357
00:19:22,959 --> 00:19:25,079
That's what I said!
358
00:19:25,667 --> 00:19:28,667
By the way, my Fletcher voice is
way better than yours.
359
00:19:30,208 --> 00:19:31,918
I couldn't take
the abuse anymore.
360
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:34,631
So I poisoned him!
361
00:19:35,667 --> 00:19:37,627
(maniacal laughter)
362
00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:42,003
So it was Fletcher!
363
00:19:42,625 --> 00:19:44,535
-Case closed.
-And it's open again.
364
00:19:46,125 --> 00:19:47,825
Because what
Fletcher didn't know
365
00:19:47,917 --> 00:19:49,627
is that when
he poisoned Hegel,
366
00:19:50,583 --> 00:19:52,173
Hegel was already dead!
367
00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:53,420
(all gasping)
368
00:19:54,166 --> 00:19:56,956
He had been killed
just minutes before,
369
00:19:57,041 --> 00:19:58,831
by...
370
00:19:58,917 --> 00:19:59,787
Gibson!
371
00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:01,325
(gasps)
372
00:20:03,208 --> 00:20:05,998
(Chyna) 28 games oftic-tac-toe in a row,
373
00:20:06,083 --> 00:20:07,793
Hegel had beaten Gibson,
374
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:10,205
who, it's becomeincreasingly clear,
375
00:20:10,291 --> 00:20:13,081
has no understandingof what tic-tac-toe is.
376
00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:15,786
Humiliated, Gibsonflipped over the table,
377
00:20:15,875 --> 00:20:18,995
sending Hegel flying through the airto his death.
378
00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:20,633
Gibson didn'tmean to kill him,
379
00:20:20,709 --> 00:20:23,499
as evidenced by the lip balm residueon Hegel's face
380
00:20:23,583 --> 00:20:27,003
from where Gibson futilely tried toadminister mouth-to-mouth resuscitation
381
00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:29,503
to a toy with no mouth.
382
00:20:31,625 --> 00:20:35,035
It's true! It was an accident!
383
00:20:35,125 --> 00:20:38,495
But he kept mocking me
with this mocking,
384
00:20:38,583 --> 00:20:40,963
mocking sound of mocking!
385
00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:45,753
I'm now going to mock the mocking sound
he made to mock me.
386
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,040
(squealing)
387
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:55,460
Wait! That's not
a mocking sound.
388
00:20:55,542 --> 00:20:57,962
That's the sound he makes
when he's been overfed.
389
00:20:58,041 --> 00:20:59,921
He must've eaten
a fatal amount of food
390
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,920
and died in midair
before he landed.
391
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,830
So Gibson didn't kill Hegel.
392
00:21:03,917 --> 00:21:05,327
Whoever overfed him did!
393
00:21:05,417 --> 00:21:07,037
Who was the last one
to feed him?
394
00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:10,633
(wailing)
395
00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:13,793
You're still hungry?
396
00:21:14,959 --> 00:21:17,129
Okay, Hegelly Weggelly!
397
00:21:19,208 --> 00:21:21,418
(Flurbot slurping)
398
00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:25,130
Chyna fed him last.
399
00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:32,290
Except, I'm not Chyna!
400
00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:34,165
(all gasping)
401
00:21:34,834 --> 00:21:36,134
I'm...
402
00:21:43,208 --> 00:21:45,328
I cannot seem
to get this mask off.
403
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,460
Oh, I just think I have to...
404
00:21:55,834 --> 00:21:57,384
I didn't mean to hurt Hegel.
405
00:21:57,458 --> 00:21:59,458
I'm sorry, I thought
I was helping.
406
00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:02,037
I accept your apology.
407
00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:06,633
To quote Hegel's favorite
philosopher, Hegel,
408
00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:11,745
(speaking in German)
409
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,376
Okay, what does that mean?
410
00:22:16,625 --> 00:22:19,035
To paraphrase, "Whatevs!"
411
00:22:21,542 --> 00:22:23,212
And if it helps,
412
00:22:23,291 --> 00:22:25,881
I'm sure Hegel loved you
as much as you loved him.
413
00:22:31,041 --> 00:22:34,211
Phew! She fell for it.
414
00:22:35,208 --> 00:22:36,998
No more Olive!
415
00:22:37,083 --> 00:22:42,253
I'm free! Free! Free! Free!
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