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(theme music playing)
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Ugh, this backpack
is so heavy.
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My back is killing me!
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(bones cracking)
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Okay, I think my back
is stuck this way.
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What do you have in there,
a ton of bricks?
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Yes.
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A Ton of Bricks
by Kathleen Lombard.
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Hey...
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-You know what would be awesome?
-Calculus camp?
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No.
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If books had feet and legs.
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Then they could walk to school
with you and carry your backpack.
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Or how about a backpack that massages
your back while you're wearing it?
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Well, your idea doesn't
require breeding a race of walking books
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that could one day rise up and use
the knowledge contained within them
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to rise against us.
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Think about it.
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Not that crazy thing
you just said. My idea.
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We could make a billion dollars
with a massaging backpack!
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With a billion dollars, we could buy
a billion things from the Dollar Store!
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Or one billion, ten million, one hundred
and one thousand and ten things
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from the 99 Cent Store.
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You cannot tell
a soul about this.
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We don't want anyone else
horning in on our idea.
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-What about Chyna? We should include her.
-No way.
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Every business book
I've ever read
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says you should
never do business with friends.
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-But you're going in on this with me.
-Exactly.
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♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
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-♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
-Whoo!
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♪ Everybody's got that thing ♪
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♪ Something differentWe all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'emClip your wings ♪
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♪ You got it, you got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blaze ♪
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♪ In extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 days ♪
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♪ We got it, we got it ♪
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♪ You can dream itYou can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel itYou can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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-♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
-Whoo!
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Hey, everyone,
I got a new outfit.
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Don't miss
this photo op!
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Gibson, why is no one
looking at me?
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Huh! Maybe you're dead.
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(gasps) I see dead people!
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I'm not dead.
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(gasps)
I see living people, too!
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Wait a second!
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Is that Paisley
everyone's gathering around?
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She broke her arm last night.
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That is just like Paisley to break a limb
to steal attention away from me.
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Okay, I designed the prototype
for our massaging backpack.
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I give you...
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The Fletch Pack!
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Or Olive Pack.
Olive Pack is good.
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Let me try it on.
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(gasps) Ooh!
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Ah!
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(chuckling)
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It has Swedish mode,
Shiatsu mode, and...
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apple pie a la mode.
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Nice!
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Hey, what's this do?
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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Slap mode!
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It also has
a vibrating massage
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for an all-over
relaxation experience!
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Ooh!
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Ah!
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(voice vibrating)
I like this one.
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It feels good!
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Hey, Lexi, can you move?
I want to sign Paisley's cast.
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Excuse me.
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(shrieks)
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Chyna's coming!
Quick, hide the backpack!
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I can't get it off!
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Angus' hoodie!
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Hey, guys.
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What are you up to?
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(scoffs)
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Nothing.
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Just hanging out
with my bud, Olive.
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(massager vibrating) Ooh!
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(voice vibrating) Hi, Chyna.
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Olive, are you okay?
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Yeah. I'm just
a little chilly.
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Yeah, why do you think she's wearing
this oversized hoodie?
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I mean, it's not like she's trying
to hide something.
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You guys have been
acting strange since yesterday.
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Whispering to each other,
giggling,
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acting all weird
when I enter the room.
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Wait a second.
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I know why you've been
acting strange.
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-You do?
-(voice vibrating) You do?
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You two
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are secretly dating!
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Um...
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You caught us!
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I find this immature,
little weirdo totally irresistible.
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And Olive's endless
babbling about nothing is so adorable.
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Interesting factoid.
I love her.
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Oh, you guys!
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Hey, Paisley.
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Oh!
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I'm sure you're bummed
about your broken arm.
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Hey! You know what
always cheers me up?
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Butter skating!
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I brought you a pair!
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But you're gonna have to
find your own hair helmet.
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Hello, students.
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I would wave to you, but I can't because I
have two broken arms.
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Don't cry for me,
Marge and Tina.
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But you can sign my casts!
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Did I mention I have
two of them,
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which is twice as many
as Paisley has?
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Lexi, how did you
break your arms?
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It doesn't matter how.
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The important thing
is how many.
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Two.
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Can I sign your cast?
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I love what you
wrote on mine.
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"Hope infection sets in.
Love, Lexi."
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Oh, that's just like you.
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Full of hope!
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Hey. Be careful walking
down here, Lexi.
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We wouldn't want you
to get more hurt.
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For some reason
the floor's all buttery.
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I'll help you with
my one good arm, Lexi.
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(screams)
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Paisley, are you okay?
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I think I broke my other arm
and one of my legs.
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You've got to be kidding me!
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That's sweet of you
to wish it was a joke,
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but I'm afraid
it's true, friend.
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It's my fault!
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I forgot to put out the
"Caution, Caution Sign" sign.
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What!
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Lunch just started! How could the fudge
pops already be gone?
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I used them to design
our new company's building.
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I give you
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Fletch Tower!
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Or Olive Tower.
Olive Tower's good.
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There are my two
favorite sweethearts!
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Actually,
the heart is not sweet,
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but rather quite bitter
due to the presence of oxidized blood.
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She's all mine.
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Oh, you guys are
so cute together!
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Let me get a picture
of you guys.
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-Sure.
-I guess.
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Okay.
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Oh, come on!
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How about a smooch?
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I can't do it!
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I'd rather lose half a billion dollars
than kiss Fletcher.
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What? What's going on?
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And half a billion dollars?
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Okay. This is not another scheme
to take down Vegas, is it?
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Because they know
your faces now.
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The truth is
we came up with an idea
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to invent
a massaging backpack
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after watching you
struggle with yours.
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Well, why would
you guys lie to me?
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Because I knew you'd
want to be part of it
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and business can really
hurt a friendship.
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Let me illustrate.
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Let's say my hand
represents business.
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And Fletcher
represents friendship.
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Ow!
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See?
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Let me use
another example.
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Let's say this fork
represents business.
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She gets it! She gets it!
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Okay. I would never let
anything hurt our friendship.
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I really want to
work with you guys.
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It'll be so fun.
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Well, if you think
you can handle it,
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welcome aboard.
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-Yes!
-Yes!
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And just to be clear,
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that thing about Olive and me dating
was entirely made up.
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I'm totally available.
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Well, you guys fooled me.
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I was completely convinced
you were a couple.
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Ew!
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You didn't go spreading that
around, did you?
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Uh...
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No.
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No, I did not.
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Quimby, I challenge you
to a duel!
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Fletcher, Olive is mine.
All mine!
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All right, first item
on the agenda.
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I am pleased to announce that we have
chosen our employee of the month.
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Hey, guys!
Look what I have!
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(Olive) Balloons?
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We're throwing a party to celebrate me
getting employee of the month?
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No. This is our invention.
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Uh, we already have
an invention.
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The massaging backpack.
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Yeah, but why treat the symptoms
of a heavy backpack
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when we can remove
the problem entirely
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by making the backpack
weightless?
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That's a great idea!
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The helium in the balloons
counteract the weight of the backpack.
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How did you get employee of the month
and not this young go-getter?
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Look, Chyna, my massaging backpack
idea is already perfect.
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Balloons are
totally impractical.
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Look how easy they pop.
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Wow.
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Someone should invent
a fork sharpener.
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You know what? Let's vote.
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Who would rather do
Chyna's terrible idea
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than my great idea?
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I vote for my idea.
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Me, too.
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Fletcher?
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Sorry, Olive.
Chyna's idea is better.
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Besides, you know I love anything that
comes with balloons.
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Except clowns.
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I hate clowns.
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When I see a clown with balloons,
I feel very conflicted.
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Sorry, Olive,
but it's two against one.
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Well, we'll see about that.
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Hey, Angus,
I have a proposal for you.
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The answer is yes!
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A thousand times, yes!
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(playing "Wedding March")
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I didn't mean
a marriage proposal.
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I meant
a business proposal.
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Duh. I knew that.
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(whispering)
Do not release the doves.
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(doves cooing)
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Thanks so much for carrying my books
for me, Paisley.
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I'm just so exhausted from having two
broken arms and two broken legs.
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No problem, Lexi.
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So, you were
hit by a plane?
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How did that happen?
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I was doing some
fashion modeling.
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They really shouldn't
call them both runways.
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Hey, guys!
I was down in the basement
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like I am every Wednesday,
feeding the rats,
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and I found this cool armoire.
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It's perfect to keep
my rat food in!
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Oh! But boy,
is this thing hard to move!
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Even with the dolly.
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What dolly?
I don't see a dolly.
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It's right under here.
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(strains)
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(loud thud)
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Paisley, are you okay?
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I'm all right.
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I just think
I broke everything.
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(screams) You're so selfish!
261
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,250
I've had it!
262
00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:05,423
Sorry!
263
00:14:06,917 --> 00:14:08,497
This is my fault.
264
00:14:08,583 --> 00:14:12,503
I forgot to put out my "Caution,
Falling Armoires" sign.
265
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:22,830
(sighs) Olive, you just invited Angus
in so he would vote for your ideas.
266
00:14:22,917 --> 00:14:24,417
He agrees with
everything you say.
267
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:26,500
-That's not true.
-That's not true.
268
00:14:28,125 --> 00:14:32,455
I have a new design for the weightless
backpack I'd like to show everyone.
269
00:14:32,542 --> 00:14:34,082
Not so fast.
270
00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:35,786
I have my own prototype.
271
00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:37,793
Let's see them both and vote.
272
00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:39,418
Fine.
273
00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:41,670
Then, without further ado,
274
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:44,330
because I think we'll agree
we've all had enough ado,
275
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:45,917
I present
276
00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:48,963
the Inflate-A-Pack!
277
00:14:50,834 --> 00:14:52,214
(sighs) Okay.
278
00:14:58,917 --> 00:15:00,497
Impressive.
279
00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:05,326
But you know,
as much as your design appeals to me,
280
00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:08,543
something's telling me
not to vote for it.
281
00:15:08,625 --> 00:15:10,535
Do not vote for it.
282
00:15:13,041 --> 00:15:14,671
Okay, my design.
283
00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:17,423
Now, I'm sure you're
probably all aware
284
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:20,790
that bats can carry up to
three times their body weight.
285
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,580
So, I present to you
286
00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:27,580
-(bats squeaking)
-The Bat Sack!
287
00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:30,875
Is there a bat in that bag?
288
00:15:30,959 --> 00:15:34,379
Of course not!
There are two dozen bats in this bag.
289
00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:38,537
Olive, that's a crazy idea!
290
00:15:39,208 --> 00:15:41,668
People are going
to carry around a bag of bats?
291
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:43,500
What are the bats
even going to eat?
292
00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:45,576
(screaming)
293
00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:46,787
My neck!
294
00:15:46,875 --> 00:15:48,825
Get it off! Get it off!
295
00:15:52,083 --> 00:15:55,883
Well, now would be
a good time to vote.
296
00:15:55,959 --> 00:15:57,669
(screaming)
297
00:16:04,458 --> 00:16:06,498
Now that we've chosen
the backpack design
298
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:09,543
that does not drain a human
of precious blood...
299
00:16:10,792 --> 00:16:11,882
So cold.
300
00:16:14,291 --> 00:16:17,081
I think we should
do an infomercial.
301
00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:19,126
How are we supposed to pay
for an infomercial?
302
00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:20,208
(Gibson grunting)
303
00:16:20,291 --> 00:16:22,501
Oh, this backpack
is so heavy!
304
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:24,880
(panting)
305
00:16:24,959 --> 00:16:26,709
When I won
America Needs Talent,
306
00:16:26,792 --> 00:16:29,922
why did I ask
for the $100,000 in nickels?
307
00:16:30,959 --> 00:16:33,289
(grunts)
308
00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:37,125
Gibson, how would
you like to invest in a product
309
00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:39,168
that's guaranteed to
make a billion dollars?
310
00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:43,920
More money? No!
Money is the worst. It's so heavy!
311
00:16:45,375 --> 00:16:46,915
Okay. Well, then,
312
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,380
how would you like to
pay for our infomercial
313
00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:50,958
and get nothing back
in return?
314
00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:52,581
That sounds awesome!
315
00:16:53,792 --> 00:16:56,582
But I want to star
in the infomercial.
316
00:16:56,667 --> 00:17:00,537
It's been a dream of mine since you said
the word infomercial five seconds ago.
317
00:17:01,959 --> 00:17:03,419
-Totally.
-No problem.
318
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,540
-Okay.
-Not so fast.
319
00:17:06,667 --> 00:17:07,957
I don't agree.
320
00:17:08,041 --> 00:17:09,631
Oh, why don't you agree?
321
00:17:09,709 --> 00:17:11,209
-Why don't you agree?
-Oh, I do agree.
322
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:12,131
No, you don't.
323
00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:15,330
This is about us
rejecting your Bat Sack.
324
00:17:15,417 --> 00:17:16,627
No, it's not.
325
00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:18,333
You seem upset.
326
00:17:18,417 --> 00:17:19,497
I'm not upset.
You're upset.
327
00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:21,043
-Okay. I am upset.
-No, you're not.
328
00:17:24,166 --> 00:17:26,036
Okay, I kind of feel
like whatever I say,
329
00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:27,995
you're saying the opposite
to disagree with me.
330
00:17:28,083 --> 00:17:29,333
No, I'm not.
331
00:17:30,041 --> 00:17:31,751
-Up... Happy...
-Down... Sad...
332
00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:33,084
-Not.
-Not not.
333
00:17:36,041 --> 00:17:37,501
You know what? Forget this.
334
00:17:37,583 --> 00:17:40,463
No, I'm going
to remember this.
335
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:44,325
What? I have an eidetic memory.
I'm going to remember this.
336
00:17:47,291 --> 00:17:51,171
(Chyna) Are you sick and tiredof old-fashioned backpacks
337
00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:53,290
that are impossibleto figure out?
338
00:17:58,375 --> 00:18:01,455
With their dangerous zippers!
339
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:09,830
To say nothing of theirback-breaking weight!
340
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:14,831
Well, say goodbyeto all that
341
00:18:14,917 --> 00:18:18,247
with the newInflate-A-Pack from AntCo!
342
00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:23,334
With our patentedair pillow technology,
343
00:18:23,417 --> 00:18:25,957
a weight will be liftedoff your shoulders.
344
00:18:26,041 --> 00:18:27,581
Literally!
345
00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:29,707
Thanks, Inflate-A-Pack!
346
00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:41,630
Sorry, I can't clap.
347
00:18:42,375 --> 00:18:44,245
All my clapping
parts are broken.
348
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:48,000
You're lucky.
349
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:50,293
I'm just a disembodied head.
350
00:18:52,792 --> 00:18:55,922
Well, you'll forget
all your problems
351
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,330
when you put on
the Inflate-A-Pack!
352
00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:05,460
Of course,
it does require having a back.
353
00:19:07,875 --> 00:19:08,825
And shoulders.
354
00:19:09,959 --> 00:19:12,539
Excuse me!
355
00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:15,825
I use backpacks all the time
356
00:19:15,917 --> 00:19:19,207
when I'm guiding city folk
through the wilderness.
357
00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:21,995
Where do I get one?
358
00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:26,253
Right here,
kind mountain man!
359
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,253
And if you order right now,
360
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:33,213
we'll give you
a second Inflate-A-Pack absolutely free!
361
00:19:37,375 --> 00:19:39,575
I'm a skeptical scientist.
362
00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:43,213
How do I know
this isn't some sort of camera trick?
363
00:19:45,667 --> 00:19:50,127
Well, I'm glad you asked that,
world-renowned scientist.
364
00:19:50,792 --> 00:19:55,922
How would you like to see
an impressive live demonstration?
365
00:19:59,417 --> 00:20:01,207
You know what's
impressive?
366
00:20:01,291 --> 00:20:04,581
The medical miracle that is a
girl who is only a head.
367
00:20:06,166 --> 00:20:08,576
Imagine that I'm
pointing at myself.
368
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:13,753
As you can see,
the Inflate-A-Pack...
369
00:20:13,834 --> 00:20:15,924
Is new and improved!
370
00:20:18,041 --> 00:20:19,081
What are you doing?
371
00:20:19,166 --> 00:20:21,416
I made a few modifications
to your design.
372
00:20:22,417 --> 00:20:25,077
Unlike the Inflate-A-Pack,
373
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,790
the Copter-Pack isn't
powered by dangerous, volatile gasses.
374
00:20:33,458 --> 00:20:36,328
We use safe, renewable
propeller power
375
00:20:36,417 --> 00:20:39,457
to make carrying
this 500 pound pack a breeze!
376
00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:40,752
Try it on for size!
377
00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:46,628
(groans)
378
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:51,883
Ah!
379
00:20:58,250 --> 00:20:59,290
Ew!
380
00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:01,625
It's in my mouth! Gross!
381
00:21:02,542 --> 00:21:04,502
Lexi, you're not
just a head?
382
00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:08,830
I was wondering
how you got your makeup on.
383
00:21:10,792 --> 00:21:12,252
Yes, that's what
I was wondering.
384
00:21:13,208 --> 00:21:15,378
This thing is amazing.
385
00:21:15,458 --> 00:21:17,628
Does someone else
want to try?
386
00:21:19,125 --> 00:21:19,995
Whoa!
387
00:21:20,083 --> 00:21:21,883
(all screaming)
388
00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:32,168
Careful, Gibson!
The propeller's going to hit the ceiling!
389
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:33,420
(exclaims)
390
00:21:35,125 --> 00:21:37,285
-(crashing)
-(screams)
391
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,000
My legs!
I think they're broken!
392
00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:45,003
Nice try, Lexi. You're faking.
393
00:21:45,083 --> 00:21:46,793
What are you talking about?
394
00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:48,325
You're just crying wolf.
395
00:21:48,417 --> 00:21:49,957
No, I'm not!
396
00:21:51,792 --> 00:21:54,422
Wolf! Wolf! Help me!
397
00:21:58,125 --> 00:22:01,245
Who knew the bag
full of bats was your good idea?
398
00:22:02,208 --> 00:22:05,128
Order now and receive
a free fork sharpener.
399
00:22:10,792 --> 00:22:13,252
Chyna, I can't tell you
how sorry I am.
400
00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:15,463
I let my ego
get in the way of everything.
401
00:22:16,208 --> 00:22:17,168
The truth is
402
00:22:17,959 --> 00:22:20,329
no idea is more
important than our friendship.
403
00:22:21,625 --> 00:22:23,705
I hope you can
find it somewhere deep in your heart
404
00:22:23,792 --> 00:22:26,042
to forgive
my unacceptable behavior.
405
00:22:27,792 --> 00:22:30,292
Oh, Olive,
that was beautiful.
406
00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:32,747
Of course I forgive you.
407
00:22:33,834 --> 00:22:37,084
Tired of those awkward apologies
you'd rather not make
408
00:22:37,166 --> 00:22:38,746
but society says you must?
409
00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:42,459
Let the latest
in advanced robotics technology
410
00:22:42,542 --> 00:22:45,042
do it for you with
the Apologiz-o-tron!
411
00:22:47,625 --> 00:22:51,325
Wow, this product
is going to make us a billion dollars!
412
00:22:52,709 --> 00:22:55,789
So, when you apologized in the hallway,
it wasn't sincere?
413
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,915
It was just
a pre-programmed machine?
414
00:22:58,709 --> 00:23:00,249
I can't believe you, Olive.
415
00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:03,750
I am so sorry, Chyna.
Please forgive me.
416
00:23:06,667 --> 00:23:08,167
Okay.
417
00:23:08,250 --> 00:23:09,710
The Apologiz-o-tron!
418
00:23:09,792 --> 00:23:11,252
Order now.
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