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(Chyna)
Previously on A.N.T. Farm...
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Hi, I'm Chyna Parks.
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Winning America Needs Talent
would be a dream come true.
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This is incredible!
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For the first time
in America Needs Talent history,
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two people from the same school
made the finals.
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Two people?
Who's the other one?
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Lextraordinary's going to kill it
in Hollywood!
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I can't wait to get to LA!
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Me, too.
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I'm trying to get on that game show,
The Brainy Bunch.
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Why are we stopped here?
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It's walrus spawning season.
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(screaming)
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Interacting with a walrus is illegal
in the township of Solvang!
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Please, officer.
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While your windmill jail is charming
and quaint, you have to let us go.
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I'm a contestant on America Needs Talent.
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(Cameron)
We can't escape through here.
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Next time I have the chance
to win a national talent contest,
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we are taking the freeway.
Agreed?
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Agreed.
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-Agreed.
-Agreed.
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Don't tell me what to do.
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♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
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-♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
-Whoo!
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♪ Everybody's got that thingSomething different we all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'em clip your wingsYou got it, you got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blazeIn extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 daysWe got it, we got it ♪
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♪ If you can dream it ♪
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♪ You can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel it ♪
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♪ You can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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Whoo!
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Yo! Welcome to America Needs Talent!
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I'm killin' it backstage in Hollywood
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as the contestants arrive!
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From crooners to contortionisters,
we've got it all.
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Like this guy here,
who creeps me out.
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They call me The Great Panini!
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Big deal. A quarter.
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What am I supposed
to do with ten cents?
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Whoa!
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I could do all my laundry with this.
Kidding! I don't do laundry.
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I'm super rich and I don't wear
a lot of shirts.
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Anyway, it looks like we're missing
just one contestant.
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Tween singing sensation Chyna Parks.
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She's missing?
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I mean... (gasps) She's missing?
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(panting) I'm here.
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-Whoa!
-I'm here!
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-Oh!
-Why do you smell like fish?
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And why are you covered in oil?
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-(screaming)
-(screaming)
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Over here!
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Mommy!
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-Can't you guys just jump down?
-I...
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-Don't...
-Think...
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So.
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-It's...
-Going...
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-Too...
-Fast.
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Okay, maybe there's a way to stop it.
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You'll each be able
to hop off near the ground.
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Ooh! There's a shut off switch
on the other side of the gate!
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(grunts) I can't quite reach it.
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But I can almost fit through the bars.
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-Just...
-Make...
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-Yourself...
-Slippery!
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Slippery? With what?
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"Pickled herring packed in oil"?
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Oh!
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-We couldn't take the freeway!
-And miss this?
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-(yelling)
-Whee!
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Okay.
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You can do this.
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America Needs Talent.America Needs Talent.
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(screaming)
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(screaming)
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(gasps)
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Oh!
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Okay.
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Okay.
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(grunts) Oh, yes!
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(power switches off)
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Aw, the ride's over?
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Again! Again!
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I saved a fish from drowning
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in an oil spill.
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The viewer votes
are in and only four of you
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will move on to the final round.
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It's time to say goodbye
to Paula the Pretzel,
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-Musical Mike.
-(instruments clattering)
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Hat Man,
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and Kung Fu Granny.
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Didn't even feel it!
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I do 200 face crunches
every morning.
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Well, it looks like
the viewers will choose between
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The Great Panini.
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-(audience applauds)
-Lexi Reed,
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Jugglin' Jehoshaphat,
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and our youngest contestant ever,
Chyna Parks!
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I am so proud of Chyna.
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Huh?
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The viewers don't know this,
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but I've personally taken
Chyna under my wing
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so that someday
she can be as talented as I am.
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Maybe not this year.
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I hope with my help,
she'll have her day.
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Again, not this year.
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I didn't know you were so close.
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Neither did I.
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Tell you what.
We'll call the hotel
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and make sure that you two
can room together.
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That way, our audience can share
in your behind-the-scenes fun.
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(both) What?
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What a great idea!
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I would love to room
with my best friend.
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What kind of hug is that,
best friend?
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Come on, bring it in!
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Whoa, what are you doing
with all those word boxes?
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They're called books.
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And I'm studying in case
I get on that game show.
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Okay. Roman Emperors.
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Tiberius, Caligula, Nero...
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His name is Nemo,
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and he's not an emperor.
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He's a fish who has adventures.
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-This game show is important.
-How about you let me do your makeup?
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Have you heard
of the drop cloth technique?
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La-la-la! Not listening.
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Keeping my head free
of useless information.
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A little extra powder
under the eyes during application
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to catch any eye makeup fallout.
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Are you done?
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(computer beeps)
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I just got an email
from The Brainy Bunch!
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I'm going to be a contestant!
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One time I ate at a deli-contestant.
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Wait. It's partner's week?
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I need a partner?
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Where am I going to find anyone?
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Everyone's busy! Except...
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The TV isn't working!
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See? The picture's frozen.
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Now I'll never find out
what happens to that bowl of fruit.
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Good morning!
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Wow!
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You guys get up early, huh?
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What's going on?
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(screaming)
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I look as good first thing
in the morning as I always do!
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Me and my best friend Chyna
just like to play ghost.
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-(thudding)
-Ow!
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I mean, oooh!
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I'm going to go hit the gym.
By which I mean my cousin,
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Jimmy the Gym Giamatti.
He owes me 30 bucks.
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Okay.
Well, I'm going to take a shower.
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See if I can get
the rest of this oil off.
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I slipped out of bed
15 times last night.
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(shower running)
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Guess what!
I'm going to be on a game show!
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If you want to know
if you're smarter than a fifth grader,
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you're not.
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Anyway, help me search the room.
I have to find out what Chyna is singing
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-on the show tomorrow.
-Why?
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I'm scheduled
to perform before Chyna.
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If I sing her song first, I'll steal
her thunder and she'll look like a fool.
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I know what she's going to sing
on the show.
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You do? What? What is it?
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A song!
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According to this star map,
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Johnny Depp lives right...
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in those bushes.
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Come on!
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What are all these people
standing in line for?
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A bacon truck.
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"Getting Piggy With It."
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The bacon truck!
This place is famous!
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But there are like
a million people in line.
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We got to do something.
They have a double bacon sandwich
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where the bread is more bacon!
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Lexi, what are you doing?
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Just putting
your clothes away for you.
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Oh, well, thanks, Lexi.
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I've been so focused
rehearsing my song.
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So, what are you going to sing?
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Probably a song
you've already done before, like...
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Dynamite.
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You're singing Dynamite?
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Oh, no, I meant
my song's going to be dynamite.
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But not the song Dynamite.
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The song will be dynamite,
but will not be Dynamite.
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(sighs) It's going to be exceptional.
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You're singing
Exceptional?
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No. I meant my dynamite song that isn't
Dynamite is going to be exceptional.
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Not the song Exceptional,
but it will be exceptional.
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You'll see. It'll be beautiful.
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Okay, fine, don't tell me.
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But I will tell you one thing.
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It's going to be crazy
and out there.
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These days you got to do something
really shocking to make an impression.
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Like Lady Gaga.
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Huh.
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And everything is in here.
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The song, the dance moves,
the costume design.
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(sighs) Well, I'm going to go
down to the restaurant.
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You want anything?
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No, thanks.
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Everything I need is right here.
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If you're not hungry, you could've told me
without being ominous.
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(door shuts)
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(gasps) Wow, this is shocking.
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(gasps)
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But not as shocking as this.
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Okay. Yesterday, the truck
left before we got any bacon,
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but today,
failure is not an option.
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This is LA. Maybe a celebrity
will come by and distract everyone.
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Why wait?
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I'm a dead ringer for a celebrity.
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Look, everyone!
It's Oprah Winfrey!
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(crowd cheering)
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Who wants some bacon?
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Well, you don't have to stand in line
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because each of you are getting
your very own bacon truck!
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-(crowd cheering)
-You get a bacon truck!
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You get a bacon truck!
You all get a bacon truck!
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Whoo!
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Now, your bacon trucks
will be waiting for you
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in the long-term parking
at Long Beach Airport!
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This way! It's this way! Go this way!
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Go! Whoo!
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Looks like we're next in line
after this kid.
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-Oh, hey, guys!
-Angus?
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What are you doing
in Los Angeles?
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Dude, bacon truck.
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I'll start with a bowl
of bacon chowder
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in a bacon bowl.
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Chinese bacon salad,
a bacon burrito with bacon salsa.
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Ooh! Spaghetti and bacon balls!
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(audience cheering)
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And welcome back
to The Brainy Bunch!
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I'm your host, Barry Williams.
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Okay, Paisley, remember,
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let me answer all of the questions.
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We've met our contestants, so let's start
the game with this question!
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What mythological creature
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is a composite
of half man half horse?
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So easy.
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Paisley, go ahead.
257
00:14:46,917 --> 00:14:49,877
What is cotton candy?
258
00:14:50,458 --> 00:14:52,038
(buzzer buzzes)
259
00:14:52,917 --> 00:14:55,877
I am sorry. That is incorrect.
260
00:14:57,625 --> 00:15:00,625
You don't have to answer
in the form of a question.
261
00:15:00,709 --> 00:15:02,249
Oh, I wasn't answering.
262
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:04,673
I was just wondering
what cotton candy is.
263
00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:07,630
Seriously, I have no idea.
264
00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:10,785
My mom!
265
00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:12,165
(buzzer buzzing)
266
00:15:12,917 --> 00:15:14,287
I like cookies!
267
00:15:14,375 --> 00:15:15,455
(buzzer buzzing)
268
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,080
Yup! It's still working!
269
00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:20,376
(buzzer buzzing)
270
00:15:22,625 --> 00:15:24,165
You look familiar.
271
00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:27,253
Were you on The Partridge Family?
272
00:15:31,583 --> 00:15:35,083
Oh! This is it. Our big night.
273
00:15:35,166 --> 00:15:37,786
And if I can't win, I hope you do.
274
00:15:37,875 --> 00:15:40,825
And if I can't win,
I hope the building burns down.
275
00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:45,247
-I'm kidding.
-Oh.
276
00:15:48,083 --> 00:15:51,543
So, I cannot wait to see
what you have planned.
277
00:15:51,625 --> 00:15:53,915
Probably something
incredibly original
278
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,080
that no one will have ever
seen before.
279
00:15:57,166 --> 00:15:59,536
Well, I think what I'm going to do
280
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,995
is really going to surprise
some people.
281
00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:04,463
Oh, it'll be a surprise.
282
00:16:05,166 --> 00:16:07,666
A big surprise.
283
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,330
Yeah, that's what I just said.
284
00:16:12,542 --> 00:16:14,252
Why you talking all evil like?
285
00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:18,963
-(buzzer sounds)
-I'm terribly sorry, Paisley.
286
00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:22,711
I was looking
for Roman Emperor Nero.
287
00:16:22,792 --> 00:16:24,922
Not, "Where am I?"
288
00:16:27,917 --> 00:16:29,167
"Where am I?"
289
00:16:29,959 --> 00:16:31,579
I don't know either!
290
00:16:33,917 --> 00:16:35,577
The game's not over yet though.
291
00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:40,377
Olive and Paisley can still pull ahead
and win the 50,000 dollars
292
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:42,578
with the final jackpot question.
293
00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:45,167
We'll be back
right after these messages.
294
00:16:46,959 --> 00:16:48,249
True!
295
00:16:51,959 --> 00:16:53,459
Listen, this is important.
296
00:16:54,417 --> 00:16:58,417
When the host asks the final question,
do not press the buzzer.
297
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,170
-But...
-No matter what,
298
00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:01,710
under any circumstances,
299
00:17:01,792 --> 00:17:04,172
even if the world
is being attacked by aliens,
300
00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:07,290
and your buzzer can activate
a force field to save mankind.
301
00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:09,955
Do not press the buzzer!
302
00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:13,075
-Got it.
-Here's a test.
303
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:15,326
If your name is Paisley,
press the buzzer.
304
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:23,540
Did you not press because I told you not
to, or you forgot your name is Paisley?
305
00:17:25,917 --> 00:17:28,497
Doesn't matter. Works either way.
Just don't buzz.
306
00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:30,633
Welcome back
to The Brainy Bunch,
307
00:17:30,709 --> 00:17:32,829
for the final jackpot question.
308
00:17:32,917 --> 00:17:35,957
The category is cosmetics.
309
00:17:36,041 --> 00:17:38,001
Oh, Sherwood Schwartz!
310
00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:43,955
What application technique uses
a little extra powder under the eyes
311
00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:46,581
to catch any makeup fallout?
312
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,666
Ooh, I know this one!
313
00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:52,750
Buzz in. Seriously, press the buzzer!
314
00:17:52,834 --> 00:17:54,464
-You said not to.
-I know!
315
00:17:54,542 --> 00:17:56,502
Now I'm saying,
press the buzzer!
316
00:17:56,583 --> 00:17:58,633
This is another
one of your tests.
317
00:17:58,709 --> 00:18:00,829
It's not a stinkin' test! Buzz in!
318
00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:05,038
Come on, buzz, you can buzz.
Come on, buzz. Buzz!
319
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,285
Buzz! Buzz!
320
00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:12,458
All right, Paisley.
Tell the nice man
321
00:18:12,542 --> 00:18:14,382
about the eye powder thingy.
322
00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:18,168
Actually, I'm going to need
the answer from you, Olive.
323
00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:19,540
But Paisley buzzed.
324
00:18:19,625 --> 00:18:21,665
No, you buzzed Paisley's buzzer.
325
00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:24,040
I didn't. She buzzed her buzzer.
326
00:18:24,125 --> 00:18:26,165
Paisley, answer the buzzing question!
327
00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:32,502
Olive, you have five seconds
to answer the question.
328
00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:38,003
If you are incorrect, your opponents
will win the 50,000 dollars!
329
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:39,293
Uh...
330
00:18:41,041 --> 00:18:42,751
-Lipstick?
-(buzzer buzzing)
331
00:18:42,834 --> 00:18:44,384
No!
332
00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:45,788
The Drop Cloth technique!
333
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:50,285
Jeff and Rachel,
you win the 50,000 dollars.
334
00:18:58,959 --> 00:19:01,749
Bacon ice-cream
with hot bacon sauce.
335
00:19:01,834 --> 00:19:03,714
Oh, and a side of bacon.
336
00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:08,293
Guys, get up! I'm done ordering.
337
00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:11,995
Out of my way, I'm ordering first!
Whoo! Hoo!
338
00:19:14,583 --> 00:19:17,083
Sold out?
Are you kidding me?
339
00:19:17,166 --> 00:19:18,916
Don't worry.
340
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,790
Their stuff's not even that good.
341
00:19:25,458 --> 00:19:27,418
Yo, taxi!
342
00:19:30,166 --> 00:19:32,166
San Francisco, please.
343
00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:46,883
Our next finalist
is San Francisco's own Lexi Reed!
344
00:19:46,959 --> 00:19:48,329
(audience applauding)
345
00:19:53,542 --> 00:19:56,252
♪ Donut make you sad ♪
346
00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:58,503
♪ Donut make you cry ♪
347
00:19:58,583 --> 00:20:01,003
♪ When the person you love ♪
348
00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:04,043
♪ Up and says goodbye ♪
349
00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:07,375
♪ I'm feeling so plain ♪
350
00:20:07,458 --> 00:20:09,998
♪ I'm feeling old-fashioned ♪
351
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:12,633
♪ Life's kind of stale ♪
352
00:20:12,709 --> 00:20:15,749
♪ My days have no passion ♪
353
00:20:15,834 --> 00:20:18,254
♪ There's a hole in my life ♪
354
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:21,213
♪ I've lost my twinkle ♪
355
00:20:21,291 --> 00:20:26,751
♪ It hurts so badRight here in my sprinkle ♪
356
00:20:28,542 --> 00:20:33,542
♪ But now I'm moving onTo better days ♪
357
00:20:33,625 --> 00:20:36,745
♪ I'll powder my nose ♪
358
00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:43,330
♪ I'll put on some glaze ♪
359
00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:47,043
♪ My pain's a day old ♪
360
00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:51,075
♪ No, I won't be a quitter ♪
361
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:56,826
♪ Someone will loveThis sweet apple fritter ♪
362
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:04,920
♪ It feels better now, donut? ♪
363
00:21:20,959 --> 00:21:24,579
Wow! That performance
makes me want a bear claw.
364
00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:27,877
An actual bear claw
so I could scratch out my eyes.
365
00:21:28,917 --> 00:21:30,997
Anyway,
time to take a little break.
366
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:33,543
Remember to call
and text in your votes!
367
00:21:34,917 --> 00:21:38,917
Ha! Let's see what people think
when you do the exact same...
368
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,040
Wait.
369
00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:42,080
You're not a donut.
370
00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:44,250
You look gorgeous!
371
00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:45,923
Thank you, Lexi.
372
00:21:47,709 --> 00:21:50,629
I don't understand.
I stole your song.
373
00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:54,039
No. You stole the fake song
I left for you to steal
374
00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:57,165
after I heard you tell Paisley your plan.
375
00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:59,670
That glass to the wall thing,
it really works.
376
00:22:02,959 --> 00:22:05,669
Welcome back to Yo, I'm from Jer...
377
00:22:05,750 --> 00:22:08,920
I mean, America Needs Talent!
378
00:22:10,625 --> 00:22:14,325
It's confusing
being so successful in the arts.
379
00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:16,577
How could you do this to me?
380
00:22:17,291 --> 00:22:19,041
You did it to yourself.
381
00:22:19,125 --> 00:22:21,075
You're really talented, Lexi.
382
00:22:21,166 --> 00:22:23,376
You should've just done your own song.
383
00:22:24,458 --> 00:22:26,328
What if it wasn't as good as yours?
384
00:22:26,417 --> 00:22:27,627
See?
385
00:22:27,709 --> 00:22:30,129
All you ever do
is worry about what I'm doing.
386
00:22:30,208 --> 00:22:32,918
Since I came to Webster High,
you've seen me as a threat
387
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,540
and tried to make me feel small.
388
00:22:34,625 --> 00:22:40,285
Up next, pint-sized singing sensation,
Chyna Parks!
389
00:22:40,417 --> 00:22:41,707
(audience cheering)
390
00:22:41,792 --> 00:22:44,132
Well, here's what
I have to say to that.
391
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,500
(music playing)
392
00:22:50,291 --> 00:22:54,631
♪ Every day is so wonderful ♪
393
00:22:54,709 --> 00:22:59,669
♪ Then suddenly it's hard to breathe ♪
394
00:23:02,333 --> 00:23:06,713
♪ Now and then I get insecure ♪
395
00:23:06,792 --> 00:23:11,542
♪ From all the painI'm so ashamed ♪
396
00:23:14,333 --> 00:23:19,463
♪ I am beautifulNo matter what they say ♪
397
00:23:19,542 --> 00:23:23,962
♪ Words can't bring me down ♪
398
00:23:26,333 --> 00:23:31,083
♪ I am beautifulIn every single way ♪
399
00:23:31,166 --> 00:23:35,496
♪ Yes, words can't bring me down ♪
400
00:23:35,583 --> 00:23:37,633
♪ Oh, no ♪
401
00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:41,918
♪ So don't you bring me down today ♪
402
00:23:43,834 --> 00:23:47,924
♪ To all your friends you're delirious ♪
403
00:23:48,792 --> 00:23:54,542
♪ So consumed in all your doom ♪
404
00:23:55,959 --> 00:24:01,249
♪ You are beautifulNo matter what they say ♪
405
00:24:01,333 --> 00:24:05,583
♪ Words can't bring you down ♪
406
00:24:05,667 --> 00:24:08,077
♪ Oh, no ♪
407
00:24:08,166 --> 00:24:12,826
♪ You are beautifulIn every single way ♪
408
00:24:12,917 --> 00:24:17,497
♪ Yes, words can't bring you down ♪
409
00:24:17,583 --> 00:24:19,583
♪ Oh, no ♪
410
00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:24,665
♪ So, don't you bring me down today ♪
411
00:24:28,834 --> 00:24:30,544
(audience cheering)
412
00:24:42,083 --> 00:24:43,753
Don't look at me!
413
00:24:43,834 --> 00:24:45,714
I got spray tan in my eye!
414
00:24:48,583 --> 00:24:50,173
Chyna, that was amazing!
415
00:24:50,250 --> 00:24:53,960
-Thanks, I just really...
-You really think I'm beautiful?
416
00:24:55,667 --> 00:24:59,997
You sang an entire song
about how I'm beautiful.
417
00:25:02,291 --> 00:25:04,631
Well... sure.
418
00:25:04,709 --> 00:25:05,749
Why not?
419
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,540
And just remember, Lexi,
we can both shine.
420
00:25:10,625 --> 00:25:12,825
There's plenty of room
for the two of us.
421
00:25:13,750 --> 00:25:14,580
(groaning)
422
00:25:21,583 --> 00:25:25,673
Well, the votes are in
and America has chosen.
423
00:25:36,291 --> 00:25:37,751
And no surprise,
424
00:25:37,834 --> 00:25:40,884
the winner
of America Needs Talent is...
425
00:25:40,959 --> 00:25:42,039
(drum roll)
426
00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:45,625
The Great Panini!
427
00:25:45,709 --> 00:25:46,959
(applause)
428
00:25:48,875 --> 00:25:52,785
The Great Panini
is just my stage name.
429
00:25:53,458 --> 00:25:56,168
To most, I am known as...
430
00:25:57,959 --> 00:25:58,879
(audience gasps)
431
00:25:58,959 --> 00:26:00,289
...Gibson!
432
00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:05,210
Gibson? You're an amazing magician!
433
00:26:05,291 --> 00:26:07,211
But you were terrible
at the tryouts.
434
00:26:07,291 --> 00:26:11,171
That's why I auditioned again in Seattle
as The Great Panini.
435
00:26:11,250 --> 00:26:14,040
By the way, people get
really freaked out
436
00:26:14,125 --> 00:26:16,205
when you wear a straitjacket
on the bus.
437
00:26:16,917 --> 00:26:21,077
That trick you did sawing yourself
in half was incredible!
438
00:26:21,166 --> 00:26:22,956
-How'd you do it?
-Oh!
439
00:26:25,792 --> 00:26:28,582
A magician never reveals his secrets.
440
00:26:31,250 --> 00:26:34,170
Well, I guess we're going back
to San Francisco.
441
00:26:34,250 --> 00:26:35,170
Yeah.
442
00:26:36,166 --> 00:26:38,076
Do you need both your suitcases?
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