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(Nicky G) San Francisco,the City by the Bay!
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Where tonight,we're fishing for some talent!
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Welcome to America Needs Talent!
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I'm your host, Nicky G!
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Usually I'm killin' it on the hit
reality show, Yo! I'm from Jersey!
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But tonight is not about me.
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It's about finding
America's next generation of talent!
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And if anyone knows talent, it's me,
because I'm full of it!
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They've come
from all over Northern California
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to what I think is a high school.
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I'm not sure, I've never been
inside one before.
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Oh, I'm so excited!
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America Needs Talent is like one
of my top 10 favorite TV talent shows!
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And Nicky G is in our school!
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I never miss, Yo! I'm from Jersey!
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It's so much better than,
Hey, y'all, I'm from Georgia!
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And, Check it out!I'm from Saskatchewan, eh!
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The only reality show I watch
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is the one where contestants
try to avoid eating poisoned cookies.
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Deadliest Batch!
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TV is just so good these days.
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All these contestants are hoping
to kill it at the auditions
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and make it to the finals in Hollywood.
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Like her. What's your name?
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I, uh... Um.
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Nicky G.
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Cool! That's my name, too.
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-You gonna kill it tonight?
-Well, I...
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I'm going to kill it!
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The name's Lexi,
but people call me Lextraordinary.
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What? People call you a lot of things,
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but Lextraordinary isn't one of them.
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(mouthing)
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♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
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-♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
-Whoo!
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♪ Everybody's got that thingSomething different we all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'em clip your wingsYou got it, you got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blazeIn extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 daysWe got it, we got it ♪
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♪ If you can dream it ♪
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♪ You can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel it ♪
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♪ You can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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Whoo!
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(man singing opera)
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(music stops)
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Hi, I'm Chyna Parks.
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Winning America Needs Talent
would be a dream come true.
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A good dream,
not the one where I open my sock drawer
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and thousands of bees fly out.
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(laughs)
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I'm going to sing now.
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♪ Come on ♪
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♪ Tonight I'm unstoppable ♪
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♪ Incredibly strong ♪
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♪ Tonight I'm unstoppable ♪
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Stop.
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But I'm unstoppable.
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For my audition, I will dazzle you
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with the magic of magical magic!
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I inherited this straitjacket
from my grandfather.
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Oh, was he an escape artist?
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No! He was a danger
to himself and others.
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Now, for an amazing escape.
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(grunts)
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I'm starting to think
there's some sort of trick to this.
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(in fake German accent)
Guten Tag. I am Albert Einstein.
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If you are like me,
you probably have wondered
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what it would have been like
had I met Marilyn Monroe.
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Did someone call my name?
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So, Marilyn, what do you think
about physics?
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I don't care about men's physiques,
as long as they're smart.
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(exclaims in German)
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No! I can sing something else.
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Or I can do impressions.
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Okay. Here's my Aunt Nina
judging everybody.
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Mmm-hmm.
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For my audition,
I'm going to perform something I wrote
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to honor the greatest state
in this magnificent nation of ours.
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New Jersey.
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Yo! I'm from Jersey!
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Huh. I had no idea!
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♪ Yo! I'm killing it Jersey style ♪
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♪ Gave myself a mani-pediWith a nail file ♪
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♪ I'm a Garden State hottieGot a poof in my hair ♪
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♪ I'm sweet like biscottiMake boys stop and stare ♪
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♪ Yo! I'm killing it Jersey style! ♪
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Whoo!
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(groans in frustration)
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I don't get it. Grandpa used
to get out of this thing all the time.
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(screaming)
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How about I make you a sandwich?
I really need to go to Hollywood.
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Just relax!
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I said "stop" because I didn't
need to hear any more.
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You made the finals!
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You're going to Hollywood!
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And I'll take a chicken parm
on ciabatta bread.
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Oh, my gosh!
I'm going to Hollywood!
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I have to go pack!
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Oh, and pick out my song!
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Oh, and decide what to wear!
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After I make you a chicken parm.
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This is incredible!
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For the first time
in America Needs Talent history,
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two people from the same school
made the finals.
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Two people?
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-Who's the other one?
-Well, all of...
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Olive? My best friend Olive
is going to Hollywood with me?
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Pump your brakes!
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As I was saying,
all of the other acts stunk,
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except for one.
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-Lexi Reed.
-What?
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Lextraordinary's going to kill it
in Hollywood!
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Well, I got my pants off.
Is that anything?
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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(laughing)
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America Needs Talent!
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One of my kids
is going to be on TV!
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I was on TV!
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Remember that time I fell down that well?
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I had continuous coverage
for three days!
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One of the dangers of having
a ten-year-old who fit in a bucket.
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So, anyway, I'm going to LA!
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And they gave me
two airline tickets.
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One for me, one for you.
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(screaming)
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Uh-uh! Uh-uh!
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Okay, now, look, Dad,
I know you're afraid of flying,
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but we have to do this.
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This is the most important thing
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that has ever happened
to anyone, ever!
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Chyna, you always exaggerate.
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You exaggerate
like a million times a day.
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Okay.
Dad, I don't care what it takes.
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I'm getting you over your fear of flying.
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Peanuts, sir?
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Would you stop kicking my seat?
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(bawling)
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Don't you talk to my baby that way!
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When are we going
to get off of this tin death trap?
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-This airplane is perfectly safe, sir.
-Safe?
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The pilot barely finished tenth grade.
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And he's steering with a soft pretzel.
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Sir, please try to pull it together.
I've been informed by the tower
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that this is very important
to your daughter.
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This is your captain speaking.
We're entering a patch of...
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Holy fuselage!
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We've lost an engine!
We're going down!
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(screaming)
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Excuse me, is there a doctor on board?
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Preferably a therapist?
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Ugh!
I can't fit all my makeup in here.
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I need to look my best.
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If Chyna beats me, I'll die!
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America Needs Talent
is a competition to the death?
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These reality shows
are getting out of hand.
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Ugh!
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Stupid airlines and their two bag limit.
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Why don't you leave
your makeup here,
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we can buy new stuff
when we get to LA?
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Are you clueless?
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No! I'm just doing a magic act!
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I spent years getting
the perfect collection of beauty products
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to match my unique skin tone.
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Sorry, Paisley.
I'm going to need your bags.
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But where will I put my clothes?
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All right.
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Let's get to the airport.
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Paisley, my bags.
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Right. Sorry.
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See, Chyna? Driving
is much less stressful than flying.
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-Fletcher! Would you stop kicking my seat?
-(wailing)
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We're not playing
that game anymore.
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I know, but he yelled at me.
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Okay, I cannot let Lexi
look better than me on the show.
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So which dress should I wear?
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This one, or this one?
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Chyna, put those down!
I can't see!
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-Sorry.
-Go with the ruby one.
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You always look better
in jewel tones.
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I can't wait to get to LA!
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Me, too.
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I'm trying to get on that game show,
The Brainy Bunch,
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"Where contestants flex their intellectual
muscles and compete for cash prizes!"
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(scatting)
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(sighs) I really hope traffic
is light on the freeway.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
We can't take the freeway.
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We have to drive along the coast
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and visit the Danish village of Solvang.
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Look, guys,
I really just want to get to LA.
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I can't risk being late
for America Needs Talent.
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Chyna's right.
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And I promised her we wouldn't make
any unnecessary stops.
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It says Solvang's local delicacy
is called ebelskivers.
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Little fried dough balls.
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Fried dough balls?
Scenic road it is!
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-(police siren wails)
-(tires screeching)
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(Lexi sighs)
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(exclaims) It's hot in LA!
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I'm going to put on these shorts
I bought in the gift shop.
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(exhales)
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Oh! And what are you waiting for?
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Career advice?
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(scoffs) Too late.
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Okay, Paisley.
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Here's my makeup.
I want it organized alphabetically.
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Okay, by color.
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But everything in here's green.
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What?
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(gasps) Oh, my gosh!
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There's like a million dollars in here.
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What am I supposed to do
without my makeup?
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Why does everything bad
always happen to me?
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(sobbing)
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Chyna, you know
what you should sing on the show?
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The stirring national anthem of Slovakia.
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(singing in Slovak)
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I'm sorry, I can't do that.
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It would never be as good
as Celine Dion's version.
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Dad, why are we stopped here?
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The sign says, "Scenic overlook."
You can't overlook an overlook.
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Especially not this time of year.
It's walrus spawning season.
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I want to see that.
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Well, I don't see any walruses.
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Let's go!
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Maybe I can ask that portly,
bucktoothed gentleman
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if he's seen any walruses.
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That is a walrus
and he's blocking our way!
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Relax. I'm very good with animals.
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Move it, fatty!
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(honking)
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I wouldn't do that.
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Your horn could be mistaken
for the barking noise the males use
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to challenge the dominance
of the beach master.
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What happens
if we challenge the beach master?
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I'm guessing that!
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-(roaring)
-(all screaming)
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Okay, this is bad.
Really bad.
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No kidding. That walrus is slobbering
all over San Francisco's cleanest cop car!
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I wanted to be on America Needs Talent,
not When Walruses Attack.
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Although I would totally watch that show.
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The walrus is fighting
for male dominance.
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He won't relent until he's won
the affections of a female.
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Okay, so we just need
to get a female walrus.
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Oh. Don't worry.
I know where we can find one.
252
00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:43,955
This is your plan?
253
00:14:44,041 --> 00:14:45,751
What are we supposed
to do now?
254
00:14:46,417 --> 00:14:49,247
I guess we just get the walrus
to be attracted to us.
255
00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:50,793
(scoffs) No problem.
256
00:14:53,709 --> 00:14:56,919
(in high-pitched tone)
Well, hello there, you handsome fellow.
257
00:14:58,125 --> 00:15:02,285
♪ La la la la la la la ♪
258
00:15:04,458 --> 00:15:06,828
You know nothing about flirting.
259
00:15:08,458 --> 00:15:10,878
(roaring)
260
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,168
(screaming) Run!
261
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,080
(screaming)
262
00:15:22,792 --> 00:15:26,672
I can't get out of this thing!
Can someone give me a hand?
263
00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:29,955
Uh-oh!
264
00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:38,128
Paisley, you've been counting
that money for an hour.
265
00:15:38,208 --> 00:15:39,788
-Are you done yet?
-Yes.
266
00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:41,745
There is one bag of money.
267
00:15:43,417 --> 00:15:45,667
Yes, yes! Did you find it?
268
00:15:46,792 --> 00:15:47,632
(grunts)
269
00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:51,955
So, did they find it?
270
00:15:52,041 --> 00:15:53,541
Yes, Paisley.
271
00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:55,705
That's why I threw the phone.
272
00:15:55,792 --> 00:15:57,792
To celebrate that they found my bag.
273
00:15:58,583 --> 00:15:59,753
Yay!
274
00:16:08,291 --> 00:16:12,171
The bell boy must have accidentally
switched it with someone else's bag.
275
00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:13,580
The hotel's no help.
276
00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:15,577
My aunt's getting a massage.
277
00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:17,537
We have to look for it ourselves.
278
00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:20,330
In disguise.
279
00:16:26,709 --> 00:16:27,829
A mermaid?
280
00:16:28,709 --> 00:16:31,539
What?
You told me to dress like a maid.
281
00:16:31,625 --> 00:16:33,625
You didn't say what kind.
282
00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:37,995
Just put this on!
283
00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:40,293
Housekeeping!
284
00:16:50,834 --> 00:16:52,084
Cameron, are you okay?
285
00:16:52,166 --> 00:16:53,956
I don't want to talk about it.
286
00:16:58,375 --> 00:17:01,875
Okay, he seems fine.
Let's get in the car and get back to LA.
287
00:17:01,959 --> 00:17:05,669
Excuse me, folks. I'm going
to need to ask you a few questions.
288
00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:08,380
Uh, is there a problem, officer?
289
00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:10,708
You weren't, by any chance,
290
00:17:10,792 --> 00:17:14,252
harassing the local wildlife, hmm?
291
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:17,963
No way! If anything
it was harassing me.
292
00:17:18,041 --> 00:17:22,251
Are you aware
that interacting with a walrus
293
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:25,003
is illegal in the township of Solvang?
294
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:30,580
Good sir, you could
probably tell this
295
00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:32,957
by my good manners
and Nordic features,
296
00:17:33,041 --> 00:17:35,671
but my great-great-grandmother
was Danish.
297
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:38,920
Mmm-hmm? Looks like
it was all downhill from there.
298
00:17:41,875 --> 00:17:45,205
Okay, look, sir, we are passing
through on our way to LA...
299
00:17:45,291 --> 00:17:48,251
Right. "Passing through."
300
00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:51,415
Because Solvang
isn't good enough for you.
301
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:55,170
It doesn't have the bright lights
and the big shows.
302
00:17:55,250 --> 00:18:00,630
Well, I'll have you know
that our local production of Thumbelina
303
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:06,920
was hailed by the Copenhagen Gazette
as "utrolig."
304
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,540
Ooh! Sounds underholdende!
305
00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:11,165
Are tickets still available?
306
00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:15,420
No. And this is the only ticket
you're going to get.
307
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:21,710
(giggles)
308
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,040
Eight hundred yonkerdoodles?
309
00:18:25,750 --> 00:18:27,750
Is that even a real currency?
310
00:18:27,834 --> 00:18:32,254
It is the official mock currency
of Solvang.
311
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:34,963
Four yonkerdoodles to a dollar.
312
00:18:36,792 --> 00:18:40,132
Can't we just work this out,
cop to cop?
313
00:18:40,208 --> 00:18:42,828
I happen to be
a highly decorated member
314
00:18:42,917 --> 00:18:45,787
of the San Francisco
police department.
315
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:49,955
Oh, a big city cop, huh?
316
00:18:50,709 --> 00:18:53,789
You think you can just
come to our small town
317
00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:57,325
and do whatever you want!
318
00:18:57,417 --> 00:19:01,627
Ooh! Are those ebelskivers?
I've always wanted to try one!
319
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,962
These are popovers!
320
00:19:05,041 --> 00:19:06,881
You think you're funny, huh?
321
00:19:06,959 --> 00:19:11,169
Laughing at that stereotype that policemen
are always eating ebelskivers.
322
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:17,170
Well, let's see how funny
you find things in "yail!"
323
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:23,630
And you said there was no way
I'd ever get into Yale.
324
00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:26,745
Please, officer.
325
00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:31,834
While your windmill jail is charming
and quaint, you have to let us go.
326
00:19:31,917 --> 00:19:34,627
I'm going to be a contestant
on America Needs Talent.
327
00:19:34,709 --> 00:19:37,709
America Needs Talent?
I love that show.
328
00:19:37,792 --> 00:19:41,882
I keep waiting for them to bring
Danish folk dancers on and they never do!
329
00:19:41,959 --> 00:19:44,169
That takes real talent!
330
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:47,210
This is Officer Lars
requesting backup.
331
00:19:47,959 --> 00:19:49,079
(folk music)
332
00:20:07,417 --> 00:20:08,627
Where is my money?
333
00:20:15,166 --> 00:20:16,416
This some kind of joke?
334
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:18,880
This not my money!
335
00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:21,173
Also not match my skin tone.
336
00:20:28,709 --> 00:20:30,879
Housekeeping!
337
00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:33,919
Sign say, "Do not disturb!"
Can you not read?
338
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,000
Nope!
339
00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:39,708
Hey! That's my bag!
340
00:20:40,959 --> 00:20:43,459
And you spilled my bronzer!
341
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:46,752
You think you can get away
with something like that?
342
00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:49,920
(yells)
343
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:57,288
Don't-ever-touch-my-makeup-again!
344
00:20:59,667 --> 00:21:01,667
Call me if you ever want job.
345
00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:06,043
We have jobs! We're maids!
346
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,920
What are we going to do?
The show's tonight!
347
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,330
Thumbelina? Did they add
an encore performance?
348
00:21:18,417 --> 00:21:21,377
I'm talking
about America Needs Talent.
349
00:21:21,458 --> 00:21:24,458
Right now,
Lexi's probably in her hotel room,
350
00:21:24,542 --> 00:21:28,502
slapping on her tenth coat of bronzer.
Meanwhile, I'm stuck in windmill jail
351
00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:31,753
with bail set
at one million yonkerdoodles!
352
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:33,294
Look, it's not our fault.
353
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:37,205
We wouldn't even be in here
if that Danish cop wasn't such a "yerk."
354
00:21:37,291 --> 00:21:40,711
At least he gave me a shirt
that wasn't covered in walrus slobber.
355
00:21:40,792 --> 00:21:43,132
Wait!
That's the windmill we're in.
356
00:21:43,709 --> 00:21:44,829
And it has a window!
357
00:21:44,917 --> 00:21:46,497
-(giggling)
-I see it.
358
00:21:46,583 --> 00:21:47,503
It's right there.
359
00:21:47,583 --> 00:21:50,173
(giggling) Stop that!
360
00:21:52,083 --> 00:21:55,003
Hey, that window should be right...
361
00:21:55,875 --> 00:21:57,035
on this wall.
362
00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:00,920
It must be behind the poster.
363
00:22:05,667 --> 00:22:09,627
We can't escape through here.
The blades are spinning too quickly.
364
00:22:09,709 --> 00:22:10,959
No problem.
365
00:22:11,041 --> 00:22:13,211
We can just wait
until the winds die down.
366
00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:16,541
According to historical
meteorological data, should happen
367
00:22:16,625 --> 00:22:18,535
by November. December at the latest.
368
00:22:18,625 --> 00:22:19,575
November?
369
00:22:19,667 --> 00:22:21,167
December at the latest.
370
00:22:22,458 --> 00:22:24,378
Hey, where'd Fletcher go?
371
00:22:24,458 --> 00:22:26,378
I'm over here!
372
00:22:26,458 --> 00:22:27,628
No!
373
00:22:28,250 --> 00:22:31,630
The windmill blades must be creating
high suction pressure.
374
00:22:31,709 --> 00:22:36,539
It must've pulled Fletcher out the window
when he was standing over here!
375
00:22:38,583 --> 00:22:42,793
All right. The next time I have the chance
to win a national talent contest,
376
00:22:42,875 --> 00:22:45,325
we are taking the freeway.
Agreed?
377
00:22:45,417 --> 00:22:46,497
Agreed.
378
00:22:46,583 --> 00:22:48,633
-Agreed.
-Agreed.
379
00:22:48,709 --> 00:22:50,419
Don't tell me what to do.
380
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,500
(Chyna) Next time on A.N.T. Farm
381
00:22:57,667 --> 00:23:00,377
Yo! Welcome to America Needs Talent!
382
00:23:00,458 --> 00:23:03,128
I'm killin' it backstage in Hollywood
383
00:23:03,208 --> 00:23:05,538
as the contestants arrive!
384
00:23:05,625 --> 00:23:10,285
From crooners to contortionisters,
we've got it all.
385
00:23:10,375 --> 00:23:12,915
It looks like we're missing
just one contestant.
386
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:16,130
Tween singing sensation Chyna Parks.
387
00:23:16,208 --> 00:23:17,418
She's missing?
388
00:23:18,250 --> 00:23:21,420
I mean... (gasps) She's missing?
389
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:23,710
-Can't you guys just jump down?
-It's...
390
00:23:23,792 --> 00:23:25,332
-Going...
-Too...
391
00:23:25,417 --> 00:23:26,417
Fast.
392
00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:28,210
We couldn't take the freeway!
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