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(sighs) I love field trip days!
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A whole six hours away from this prison.
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Like last time,
when we went to that prison?
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-A breath of fresh air.
-(chuckles)
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Hey, before we go,
I want to sing you a birthday song.
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Thank you, Chyna, but I'm pretty sure
I'd remember if it were my birthday,
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especially given that I remember
my actual birth day.
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The doctor was so cute.
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And of course, I looked like a mess.
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I know it's not your birthday.
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But I heard that the people
who wrote "Happy Birthday"
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get paid every time it's used
in movies and TV shows.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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-The song that goes... (sings note)
-I know how it goes.
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So, I figured if I wrote
a new birthday song,
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maybe it will become
even more popular than the original.
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You think that people
are gonna sing some new song
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-instead of the classic... (sings note)
-Seriously, I know how it goes.
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And they might.
How about this?
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♪ I hope your ♪
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♪ Birthday is as happyAs a goose's wings are flappy ♪
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♪ On this day your dad became a pappy ♪
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♪ And your butt the doc did slappy ♪
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Clap. Clap, clap, clap, clap.
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(giggling)
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You're Madam Goo Goo!
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That's just my crazy stage name.
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My real name is Chrysanthemum Turtleneck.
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I am a huge fan.
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-Can I get a picture?
-Sure.
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Here's one of a cat riding a bicycle.
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Wait.
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Weren't you just wearing
a different outfit?
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The lobster is a political statement.
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I'm trying to let the world know
that lobsters are people, too.
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But, they're not. They're lobsters.
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See, that's the man talking.
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Only he's just doing it
in the voice of a little girl.
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The man does that.
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The man is weird.
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Anyway, I heard you singing earlier.
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You have an amazing voice.
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(laughing)
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You have a good voice, too.
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What are you doing in our school?
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I had to use the bathroom.
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My tour bus pulled up outside
so I could sneak in inconspicuously.
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I don't like to draw attention to myself.
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I'd love to work with you sometime.
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Let me give you my number.
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I need a pen and paper.
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There you go.
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You can call me day or night,
except night.
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(laughs)
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You're Madam Goo Goo.
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I've got to go, but listen,
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don't bother with a birthday song.
People just like hearing... (inaudible)
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Doo, doo ♪
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♪ Doo, doo ♪
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- ♪ Doo, doo ♪
-Whoo!
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♪ Everybody's got that thing ♪
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♪ Something different we all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'em clip your wings ♪
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♪ You got it, you got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blaze ♪
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♪ In extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 days ♪
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♪ We got it, we got it ♪
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♪ You can dream it ♪
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♪ You can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel it ♪
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♪ You can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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Whoo!
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Welcome, students, to the Smiling Dragon,
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San Francisco's oldest Chinese restaurant
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and fortune cookie factory,
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where we produce
over 5,000 cookies per day!
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This is the greatest field trip ever!
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This process was invented
by my grandfather
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100 years ago in China.
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Actually, pastry anthropologists
have traced the origins
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of the fortune cookie to tsujiura senbei ,
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a cookie first made popular
not in China, but in Japan.
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(speaking Cantonese)
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(speaking Cantonese)
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So, do you write the fortunes?
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Oh, no. All fortunes are written
by venerable, wise man.
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He's a former writer
for Walker, Texas Ranger.
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Anybody care for a fresh fortune cookie?
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(gasps) Oh!
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-Thank you.
-Thank you so much.
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Thank you.
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(gasps)
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"You will meet a tall,
handsome strangler"?
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That's a typo!
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It's should say,
"Tall, handsome stranger."
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A lot of these have mistakes.
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This one says,
"Success comes from hard pork."
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Not a typo.
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Hard pork our best seller.
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I wonder what mine says.
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"This ain't Texas, Walker.
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You got no jurisdiction here."
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What?
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Listen to this one.
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"Someone you met will lead you
to riches and rewards."
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(chuckles) This is about Madam Goo Goo!
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Did I mention I got her phone number?
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You have Goo Goo's cell phone number?
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I love her!
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I named a dish after her. Goo Goo gai pan!
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Let me see! Let me see!
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No, no, no. No can do.
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We celebrities value our privacy.
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Hey, Angus, what does yours say?
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What does my what say?
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-Hey, Lexi.
-Hey.
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I was wondering what to get McKenna
for her birthday.
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I know she loves animals.
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(gasps) Maybe I'll get her
some fried chicken!
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I didn't know it was McKenna's birthday.
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Yeah, the party's this weekend.
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I can't wait to sing... (sings note)
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I know the song!
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But I didn't know McKenna
was having a party.
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Why didn't I get an invitation?
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Maybe it's an all girls party.
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Paisley, I'm a girl.
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I'm the most popular girl in school.
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I don't think so.
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You didn't even get invited
to McKenna's party.
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(groaning) Oh, my tummy is killing me.
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You ate too many cookies?
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No, you can never eat too many cookies.
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But apparently,
you can eat too much paper.
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(sighs) All right, someone is expecting
my call about now.
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Who?
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Just Madam Goo Goo. No big.
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(hyperventilating)
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(screams)
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I can't find Madam Goo Goo's phone number!
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-Do you remember it?
-No.
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You never let me see it.
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"Sorry. We celebrities value our privacy."
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(screaming)
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I've got to find that phone number!
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Hey! Don't worry. We'll help you find it.
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Let's retrace our steps.
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No problem. I remember all our steps.
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I just said, "No problem.
I remember all our steps."
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Before that, Fletcher said,
"Don't worry, we'll help you find it.
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Because I love you."
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I may be paraphrasing a little.
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Okay, so, I took the phone number
out of my pocket
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after I read my fortune.
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So, I was standing...
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right here.
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So, I must have dropped it...
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(gasps)
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Into the fortune bin!
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That's un-fortune-ate.
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So, not the time for wordplay?
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Okay. So, Madam Goo Goo's number
is either in this pile
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or inside a cookie.
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All right. Well, let's start looking.
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Where's Angus?
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Any luck finding it?
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Finding what?
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Hey! What's going on here?
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-You!
-Uh-huh!
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-Here for more cookies?
-Uh-huh.
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I'll give you a fortune.
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"Old Chinese man
going to scissor kick your face."
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(exclaiming)
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Oh, come on! Get out!
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No! Wait, sir.
I just need to find a phone number.
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Out. Now. Employees only.
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Okay, since it's employees only,
I guess we'll just have to be employees.
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What are you doing?
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What's wrong?
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You forgot to punch in!
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All right, let's get to work.
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Okay. I'll go steam some bok choy.
You go shuck those tiny ears of corn.
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Or we could just look through the cookies
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for Madam Goo Goo's number.
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What kind of impression is that going
to make on our first day of work?
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We're not really working here!
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You two!
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If you see this boy,
call the police or animal control.
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Hmm. You know, this is actually
a pretty flattering picture of Angus.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Okay, so, we're not allowed
in the kitchen,
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but he can't tell us
not to be in the restaurant.
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Get out of my restaurant!
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Get out!
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We just want to order some food.
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Oh. What can I get you?
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Two questions.
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One, how much are the fortune cookies?
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Two, do you have a menu
without a dragon on it?
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'Cause this one scares me a little.
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Two answers.
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One, fortune cookies are free.
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Two, be a man!
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Fortune cookies are free?
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We'll take 2,000.
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With meal.
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You have to order something.
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(sighs) What are we going to do now?
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We'll have the beef and broccoli,
extra beef, hold the broccoli.
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Crispy pork and snow peas,
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extra crispy, hold the snow peas.
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Do you have French fries?
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I just don't understand why McKenna
wouldn't invite me to her party.
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I mean, true, in eighth grade,
I stole her boyfriend.
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And in ninth grade, I stole her boyfriend.
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And this year, I stole her smoothie
when she wasn't looking.
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And her boyfriend.
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So, seriously, what's her problem?
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If you want to know
why you weren't invited, just ask her.
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I don't want her to think
I care about her stupid party.
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Which I just have to be at.
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You're going to ask her.
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Ask her what?
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Put in this earpiece.
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Now, just say what I say.
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My name is Lexi
and I'm so pretty and perfect.
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Shut up, Paisley!
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I don't say that. Shut up, Paisley!
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Go over to McKenna first
and then repeat what I say.
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Oh, hi, Paisley.
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Hi, McKenna!
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Hi, McKenna!
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I just wanted to ask you something.
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I just wanted to ask you something.
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Okay.
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Ugh! Get away from me!
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Ugh! Get away from me!
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You came up to me.
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What do you want, furball?
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What do you want, furball?
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Furball? I just waxed my femstache.
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What? What is so important?
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-(inaudible)
-No!
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I can't carpool to the party.
I wasn't invited!
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(sighs)
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Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
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(gasps) Look!
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You found Madam Goo Goo's phone number?
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No, but listen to this.
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"Your true identity will be discovered
while standing in a bin of cookies."
259
00:13:17,917 --> 00:13:20,667
Freeze! I know who you really are!
260
00:13:23,208 --> 00:13:26,788
Wow, these fortunes are scary accurate.
261
00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:34,208
(Kenny) As I was saying,
262
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:37,461
someone not belong in this kitchen!
263
00:13:40,125 --> 00:13:41,035
You!
264
00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:45,500
City health inspector!
265
00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:50,213
Get out! You got your bribe this month!
266
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,960
Ah! You two trusted employees,
267
00:13:56,041 --> 00:13:58,001
take over cookie machine!
268
00:14:02,458 --> 00:14:03,628
Wow!
269
00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:06,129
Can you believe he bribes
the health inspector?
270
00:14:07,291 --> 00:14:10,671
Considering I lost my pants
somewhere down there...
271
00:14:12,709 --> 00:14:14,129
Yes. Yes, I can.
272
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:22,785
Why did you order so much?
We can't eat all this.
273
00:14:29,959 --> 00:14:31,789
(slurps)
274
00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:35,415
Okay, the cookies are here.
275
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,880
Let's see if we got
Madam Goo Goo's phone number.
276
00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:45,707
(grunts) This one's hard to open.
277
00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:50,038
Seriously, be a man.
278
00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:56,375
Ugh! The phone number's not here.
279
00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,080
Can we get a few more cookies?
280
00:14:59,667 --> 00:15:03,627
No. You want more cookies,
order more food.
281
00:15:03,709 --> 00:15:04,749
But we just ate.
282
00:15:04,834 --> 00:15:07,294
We'll have the vegetables in oyster sauce,
283
00:15:07,375 --> 00:15:09,625
hold the vegetables, extra oyster sauce.
284
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:11,209
The tofu and bean sprouts,
285
00:15:11,291 --> 00:15:13,711
but instead of tofu, can we have pork?
286
00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:16,923
And instead of bean sprouts,
can we have pork?
287
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,580
Do you have mozzarella sticks?
288
00:15:23,875 --> 00:15:25,665
We don't know how to make cookies.
289
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,460
We're going to get fired!
290
00:15:27,542 --> 00:15:29,962
And I'm only 54 years away
from my pension!
291
00:15:31,291 --> 00:15:32,421
This is good.
292
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:34,330
We can check each fortune
for the phone number
293
00:15:34,417 --> 00:15:35,707
before we put it in the cookie.
294
00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:38,325
Let's see. Nope.
295
00:15:41,792 --> 00:15:42,792
Nope.
296
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:49,788
What the heck is this?
297
00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:51,415
A fortune cookie.
298
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:53,500
This is not the proper shape.
299
00:15:53,583 --> 00:15:54,833
Who cares?
300
00:15:54,917 --> 00:15:58,167
Who cares?
You'll never get promoted to hostess
301
00:15:58,250 --> 00:15:59,380
with that attitude.
302
00:16:00,792 --> 00:16:04,792
Quingling,
time for your state-mandated break.
303
00:16:05,959 --> 00:16:07,209
Lazy wife.
304
00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:09,830
You, work the sprayer.
305
00:16:09,917 --> 00:16:10,787
Okay.
306
00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:17,826
Oh, this is much easier.
307
00:16:19,834 --> 00:16:21,584
I can't keep up by myself.
308
00:16:23,792 --> 00:16:24,712
(Chyna) Oh!
309
00:16:25,542 --> 00:16:27,462
Hey! What you doing?
310
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,580
Floor filthy!
311
00:16:31,917 --> 00:16:33,577
Another cookie hit the floor,
312
00:16:33,667 --> 00:16:35,207
Cookie hit you!
313
00:16:35,291 --> 00:16:37,131
Keep an eye on them, Cookie!
314
00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:06,793
(muffled) Too fast!
315
00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:08,415
More fast? Okay.
316
00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:13,423
You really thought I said "more fast"?
317
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,710
Who says "more fast"?
318
00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:18,133
Hey, you two, work more fast!
319
00:17:20,041 --> 00:17:21,291
(Chyna) You know what?
320
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:23,495
Uh! That does it.
321
00:17:23,583 --> 00:17:24,753
Give me the sprayer.
322
00:17:24,834 --> 00:17:26,584
Forget it. This is my job.
323
00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:27,787
(screams)
324
00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:32,078
Okay, you can have it.
325
00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:40,751
Good news, cheerleaders.
We finally found a sponsor for our squad.
326
00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:44,253
Are they buying us new uniforms?
327
00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:45,793
Because I lost mine.
328
00:17:47,792 --> 00:17:48,882
You're wearing it.
329
00:17:51,542 --> 00:17:53,252
Yay! I found it!
330
00:17:54,417 --> 00:17:55,997
Hey, where's Lexi?
331
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:58,043
It's not like her
to miss a cheerleader meeting.
332
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,330
Sorry I'm late, everybody.
333
00:18:07,917 --> 00:18:08,747
Wacky?
334
00:18:08,834 --> 00:18:10,544
You look different.
335
00:18:10,625 --> 00:18:12,415
And you usually don't say anything.
336
00:18:13,417 --> 00:18:16,707
I know. But I just wanted
to talk about Lexi.
337
00:18:16,792 --> 00:18:20,042
Hey! Let's list all the reasons
why we hate her.
338
00:18:21,458 --> 00:18:23,998
Well, she's kind of conceited...
339
00:18:24,083 --> 00:18:25,923
Okay! Let's let McKenna go first.
340
00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:30,917
(Lexi) Wacky?
341
00:18:31,959 --> 00:18:34,579
I mean, fellow wolf?
342
00:18:36,375 --> 00:18:37,285
Ow!
343
00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:39,625
Okay, it's on.
344
00:18:42,834 --> 00:18:44,214
(Lexi) Help!
345
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,287
Ouch!
346
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:51,880
(Lexi whimpers)
347
00:18:51,959 --> 00:18:54,499
Wow, this fight is crazy!
348
00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:56,633
I can't believe Lexi is missing this.
349
00:18:58,375 --> 00:18:59,575
(Lexi screams)
350
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:01,330
(Lexi) Help!
351
00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:09,418
So, what do you want to do after this,
grab some pizza or something?
352
00:19:10,458 --> 00:19:11,458
Oh!
353
00:19:14,709 --> 00:19:16,499
Ugh! No phone number.
354
00:19:16,583 --> 00:19:17,833
What are we going to do?
355
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:24,543
Goo Goo! Goo Goo! Goo Goo! Goo Goo!
356
00:19:24,625 --> 00:19:26,415
He's telling me to be a man?
357
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,290
He talks like a baby!
358
00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:33,785
(whimpering)
359
00:19:34,583 --> 00:19:36,253
I give up.
360
00:19:36,333 --> 00:19:39,173
I guess McKenna
just doesn't want me at her party.
361
00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:41,290
Does that mean I can stop spying for you?
362
00:19:41,375 --> 00:19:44,875
Because I still have this invitation
McKenna asked me to deliver
363
00:19:44,959 --> 00:19:46,249
when she gave me mine.
364
00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:49,543
Great. Who else is she inviting
that's not me?
365
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,710
"I-X-3-7."
366
00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:56,040
I guess it's some robot she knows.
367
00:19:57,291 --> 00:19:58,751
I-X-3-7?
368
00:19:58,834 --> 00:20:00,384
Let me see that!
369
00:20:02,291 --> 00:20:04,881
This doesn't say "I-X-3-7."
370
00:20:04,959 --> 00:20:06,829
It says "Lexi"!
371
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,501
This is for me.
372
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:12,495
I feel so stupid!
373
00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:18,625
All these years, I had no idea
my best friend was a robot!
374
00:20:29,625 --> 00:20:32,535
What do you mean
you're out of Goo Goo gai pan?
375
00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:35,205
We're out of everything!
376
00:20:37,583 --> 00:20:38,633
What?
377
00:20:41,834 --> 00:20:44,714
What kind of restaurant has no food?
378
00:20:44,792 --> 00:20:46,752
Yeah! This is an outrage.
379
00:20:46,834 --> 00:20:48,674
I'm starving!
380
00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:50,380
Oh!
381
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:54,584
Oh, thank goodness. My pizza's here.
382
00:20:56,583 --> 00:20:57,713
Ugh!
383
00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:05,883
There has to be
something to eat back here.
384
00:21:06,542 --> 00:21:07,922
Madam Goo Goo!
385
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,830
Thank goodness you're here!
386
00:21:09,917 --> 00:21:12,787
Would you mind working the other side
of the cookie machine for me?
387
00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:17,080
Chyna's, uh, on a break.
388
00:21:17,166 --> 00:21:18,996
(Chyna) Madam Goo Goo!
389
00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:23,883
It's me! The girl with the birthday song.
390
00:21:24,875 --> 00:21:25,915
Oh!
391
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,080
Love the fortune cookie outfit!
392
00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:33,211
Look, I've been wanting to call you,
393
00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:35,581
but I lost your number
and I've been stuck working here,
394
00:21:35,667 --> 00:21:37,377
and our boss is really mean,
395
00:21:37,417 --> 00:21:40,037
even to his wife,
Quingling, who is so nice!
396
00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:44,210
Everyone say that,
but you try living with her.
397
00:21:44,291 --> 00:21:45,461
(scoffs)
398
00:21:46,834 --> 00:21:49,424
No problem. I'll give you my number again.
399
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:51,750
Great! I just need some paper.
400
00:21:51,834 --> 00:21:52,834
Oh, here.
401
00:21:58,667 --> 00:22:02,377
Huh. My phone number's already on here.
402
00:22:08,709 --> 00:22:11,959
♪ You only get one a yearA time for joy and cheer ♪
403
00:22:12,041 --> 00:22:15,711
♪ So blow out your candlesYou were born this day! ♪
404
00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:17,712
♪ Feel free to get me a gift ♪
405
00:22:17,792 --> 00:22:19,792
♪ Perhaps an eyebrow lift ♪
406
00:22:19,875 --> 00:22:21,915
♪ It's time to party like a rock star ♪
407
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,710
♪ You were born this day! ♪
408
00:22:24,834 --> 00:22:26,424
(all cheering)
409
00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:27,580
Happy birthday, McKenna.
410
00:22:27,667 --> 00:22:29,917
Chinese food delivery!
411
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,880
We didn't order Chinese.
412
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,540
This bag is empty, anyway.
413
00:22:35,917 --> 00:22:39,077
I know. But I follow Goo Goo everywhere.
414
00:22:40,542 --> 00:22:42,252
I love you, Goo Goo!
415
00:22:43,041 --> 00:22:46,211
(poppy dance music playing)
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