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(McMillan whoops)
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Hey, students. Beautiful day, huh?
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Everybody psyched
about the field trip next week?
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The Presidio!
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Interesting factoid.
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(all groan)
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The Presidio was fortified in 1776
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when the Spanish made it
the military center of their expansion.
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Dude, don't try to make
our field trip all educational.
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Now I'm going to collect
your permission slips.
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Ugh! I think I left
my permission slip at home.
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I remember it was in my hand
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when I went to get
some orange juice this morning.
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Well, at least I know
it's in the fridge.
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Hey, It's Mr. McMillan. No biggie.
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Uh, sorry, Mr. McMillan,
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but I forgot my permission slip.
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(clears his throat)
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You forgot it?
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(shouting) You forgot it?
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I guess what I do here
isn't important!
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(in whiny voice)
"No biggie, Mr. McMillan."
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That's what you kids always say.
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Well, guess what! It is a biggie!
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Actually, it's bigger than a biggie.
It's a hugie!
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I can bring it in tomorrow.
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Oh, sure, tomorrow.
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That's what my girlfriend said, too.
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(in falsetto) "I'll be back tomorrow."
"To pack up my things!"
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Last I hear,
she's married to some clown.
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And I mean an actual clown! (laughing)
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Just because he has a car!
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For what it's worth,
I'm sure it's one of those tiny cars.
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Okay. Why don't I go
get my permission slip?
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Maybe that will
make you feel better.
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Here's what'll make me feel better.
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Never seeing
any of you irresponsible,
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ungrateful little twerps
ever again!
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Wait, no! Don't jump!
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(all gasp)
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Ow!
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Who puts rose bushes
outside a window?
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Oh, great, now I tore my pants.
Come on!
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So...
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Who wants some juice?
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♪ Ooh, doo, doo ♪
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♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo ♪
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Whoo!
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♪ Everybody's got that thing ♪
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♪ Something differentwe all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'emclip your wings ♪
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♪ You got it, you got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blaze ♪
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♪ In extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 days ♪
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♪ We got it, we got it ♪
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♪ You can dream it ♪
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♪ You can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel it ♪
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♪ You can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptionalExceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptionalExceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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-♪ Hey! ♪-♪ Ooh ♪
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Whoo!
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Hey, Dad.
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I have to write a thousand-word paper
about a neighborhood hero.
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Well, I am a highly decorated
police officer. (chuckles)
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Of course!
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Why didn't I
think of that?
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Do you know how I can get in touch
with Batman?
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Because he's not responding to this.
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Cameron, that's ridiculous.
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Batman lives in Gotham City,
not San Francisco.
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If you need a hero,
what about me?
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What's heroic about you?
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(gasps)
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Are you kidding me?
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What do you think I do all day?
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Yell at us.
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Complain about
how much stuff costs.
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Oh! Scratch your
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self.
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Hey, I'm out there in the streets
fighting crime every day.
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Come with me
on a few ride-alongs.
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You'll get your thousand words.
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Okay, but I'll probably
need a permission slip from school.
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No problem. Just use this one.
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Way to go, Chyna.
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You got rid of our coolest teacher.
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Look, guys, all I did
was forget my permission slip.
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I mean, no reasonable person
would ever blame me for this.
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Chyna, this is all your fault!
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You have crushed the spirits
of one of my teachers.
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That's my job!
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I don't know where
I'm going to find a substitute.
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Please don't get Mr. Gregory.
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He dyes his nose hair
to look younger.
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Uh, I wish I could hire that loser,
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but it would be awkward,
given our romantic past.
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Look, it can't be that hard
to find another teacher.
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I mean, Olive's 11 and she knows
everything there is to know about history.
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Good idea.
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Olive will be
the new history teacher.
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What?
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Principal Skidmore, I wasn't suggesting...
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No, it's perfect!
The little brainiac will save me money.
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Plus I can skip all those
state-mandated background checks.
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You haven't committed
violent crimes, have you?
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No.
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Not yet.
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I can't do this! I can't teach here!
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I don't even want
to be a student here!
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You can, and you will.
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And don't worry.
You'll have my full support.
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If you have any problems at all,
just call my panic line.
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This says
"Hair Removal Club Card."
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Oh, you're only two stamps away
from a free back waxing!
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Give me that.
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(panting heavily)
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Calm down, Olive.
You're going to hyperventilate.
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Too late!
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Fletcher, give me
your shoe! Stat!
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(gasps)
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(coughs)
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Ew! Don't ever do that again.
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You could have slipped
into a coma.
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Well, next time, let me!
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Olive, I'm sure
it's only for a few days.
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You always say history is fun.
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Well, not Euclidean geometry fun,
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but a close second.
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(chuckles) So make it fun!
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I guess I could try that.
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Just don't ever make me smell
Fletcher's shoe again.
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Come on, my shoes
don't smell that bad.
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(Chyna) Don't worry. I'll revive him.
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Whoa!
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Interesting.
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-(sighs)
-(chuckles)
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That crow is never
gonna be able to pick up that shoe.
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Dad, this is boring.
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We're staking out a bird.
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Cameron, police work is 99% waiting,
1% pure adrenaline.
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It would have been so cool
if something happened just then.
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Nothing ever happens.
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-We've been...
-(radio call)
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(dispatcher) Attention, all units.
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We have a 139,repeat, we have a 139
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at the corner of State and Van Ness.
(call goes off)
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Unit 51 responding.
We're on our way.
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A 139? Cool! What's that?
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Breaking and entering?
A shoot out?
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Better!
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Pedro's is having a lunch special,
burritos for $1.39!
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Buckle up.
This is what we train for.
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(siren wails)
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Hello, students.
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You are getting
a new history teacher.
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I expect that you treat her
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with the same respect
you gave the last teacher.
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Minus the causing him
to jump out a window.
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And don't worry.
You're going to love our new teacher.
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She's awesome!
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I thought it was
going to be Olive.
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Trust me,
this new teacher totally rules.
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Good day,
my royal subjects.
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(laughs) Good luck.
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What are you doing?
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I'm doing what you told me.
Making history fun.
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(in English accent)
Class, do you know who I am?
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Wow, Olive.
Your outfits are usually out of date,
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but never this much.
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I am Queen Elizabeth I.
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I ruled England from 1558 to 1603.
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Good times.
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Olive?
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I know this may be fun for you,
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but everyone else?
Yeah, not so much.
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Well, not yet.
We haven't gotten to the good part.
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We'll be reenacting the signing
of the Treaty of Commerce.
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You'll be William Harborne,
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the first ambassador
to the Ottoman Empire.
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Here's your mustache.
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Olive, I'm not going to wear this.
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What did you stick this on with?
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Mega Glue! From Glueco!
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"A space-age polymer creating
a permanent bond to any surface!
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Warning.
Do not apply to human sk..."
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You know, I really don't remember.
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I'll get you for this.
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I don't know how, yet, but I can
twirl this while I think about it.
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Trust me, no British Queen
was more beloved and respected than I!
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Help! Help!
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You have reached
Principal Skidmore's panic line.
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We are currently closed.
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What?
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To leave a message for one
of our emergency responders, press one.
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That mailbox is currently full.
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Goodbye.
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Spitballs!
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I mean, how cliche is that?
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Classics never go away.
It's old-school.
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(inhales and gasps)
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I've been hit! Friendly fire! (coughs)
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Great idea, Chyna. "Be fun."
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Okay, new plan.
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If you're going to be a teacher,
you need to take charge.
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Be a leader.
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Command respect.
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Oh, I get it.
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So, you're saying instead
of dressing up as Elizabeth I,
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I should dress up as Edward II,
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the brutal and somewhat catty
14th century monarch?
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No, I'm pretty much saying
no costumes at all.
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You gotta be tough.
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(screams)
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The things we women do
to look good.
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So, have you finished
your paper yet?
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Finished it?
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You've given me nothing.
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All I've done so far
is watch you eat.
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The only arrest I have a chance
of seeing is cardiac arrest.
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Maybe not.
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See that guy over there?
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He's a suspicious character.
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I feel it in my gut.
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What you feel in your gut
is your ninth burrito.
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I'm telling you,
I don't trust that guy over there
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hanging out
by the ice cream parlor.
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Don't touch my burrito.
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Ow, watch
my sprinkles!
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Keep your mouth shut
and put your hands behind your cone.
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Dad, he's not a suspicious character.
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He's a delicious character.
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00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:06,961
Yeah, I was just
passing out coupons.
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What kind of coupons?
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Buy one, get one free.
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I'm going to have to confiscate
those coupons as evidence.
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Attention, all units, I got a 2-4-1.
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I repeat, a 2-4-1.
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Take your seats!
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We got a lot of ground to cover!
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Let's go, let's go. This isn't the march
to Macedonia, people.
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Which, for you ignoramuses,
was a very slow march.
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(snickers)
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You think this is funny?
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You know what funny starts with?
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"F"!
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I knew that one.
You just didn't give me time to answer.
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Sorry I'm late.
I was at the... library.
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That is unacceptable.
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You just earned yourself detention.
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But after school
I have a hair appointment.
257
00:13:18,792 --> 00:13:20,382
Also at the library.
258
00:13:23,125 --> 00:13:24,285
No talking!
259
00:13:27,291 --> 00:13:29,631
Wow, you're really
taking control.
260
00:13:30,041 --> 00:13:30,921
Good job.
261
00:13:31,208 --> 00:13:32,458
I said no talking!
262
00:13:34,333 --> 00:13:35,713
But Olive, I was just...
263
00:13:35,792 --> 00:13:38,132
Nobody cares
about what you were doing.
264
00:13:38,542 --> 00:13:41,292
And my name is Miss Doyle,
young lady.
265
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,080
"Young lady"?
266
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,495
I'm four months older than you.
267
00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:51,535
That does it.
You have detention, too!
268
00:13:51,625 --> 00:13:54,375
No. Forget it!
I didn't even do anything wrong.
269
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:58,208
Miss Parks,
you do not want to push me, or...
270
00:13:58,291 --> 00:13:59,421
Or what?
271
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:06,575
Thank you for coming in to discuss
your daughter's behavioral issues.
272
00:14:11,709 --> 00:14:13,329
I'm ashamed of you, Chyna.
273
00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,127
And pulling me away from work?
274
00:14:15,709 --> 00:14:17,829
I had a 2-4-1 in progress!
275
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,173
(plays blues)
276
00:14:31,083 --> 00:14:32,793
♪ It's 4 'o' clock ♪
277
00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:35,170
♪ I'm still stuck at school ♪
278
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,583
♪ Olive done me wrong ♪
279
00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:41,167
♪ Man, that girl is cruel ♪
280
00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:46,708
♪ I gave myselfsome dry-erase tattoos ♪
281
00:14:47,834 --> 00:14:50,424
♪ 'Cause I've gotthe meanest, baddest ♪
282
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:53,210
♪ Low-down, detention blues ♪
283
00:15:00,583 --> 00:15:02,713
We've been here
a whole five minutes.
284
00:15:04,458 --> 00:15:07,628
I think. Is it day? Is it night?
285
00:15:08,458 --> 00:15:10,918
It's 4:00 in the afternoon.
I just sang it in my song.
286
00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:14,745
-(sighs)
-(door opens)
287
00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:16,575
Did I hear music?
288
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,880
I said no jailhouse ditties!
289
00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:23,210
Olive...
290
00:15:27,834 --> 00:15:29,044
Ms. Doyle.
291
00:15:32,291 --> 00:15:34,671
Are you really going to make us
sit here all afternoon
292
00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:36,830
-and do nothing?
-Of course not.
293
00:15:37,625 --> 00:15:40,205
You're going to scrape the gum
from under the desks.
294
00:15:40,291 --> 00:15:43,291
(scoffs) Oh, please.
Nobody sticks gum under...
295
00:15:43,417 --> 00:15:45,577
Ew, one of these
has a tooth in it!
296
00:15:49,208 --> 00:15:50,038
Deal with it.
297
00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:52,627
If you guys are going to act
like wild animals,
298
00:15:52,709 --> 00:15:54,829
you're going to be locked up
like wild animals.
299
00:15:54,917 --> 00:15:57,917
If we're wild animals,
shouldn't we be out in the wild?
300
00:16:00,041 --> 00:16:02,881
Okay, you'll be locked up
in a cage like zoo animals.
301
00:16:02,959 --> 00:16:05,459
Actually, most modern zoos
have abandoned cages
302
00:16:05,542 --> 00:16:06,922
in favor of open-air habitats.
303
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,500
Fine, you'll be locked up in a cage like
animals in a really bad regional circus.
304
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,499
Speaking of which,
I went the other night
305
00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:14,963
and it is a bad circus.
306
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:17,631
I mean, the dancing bear
couldn't even do an arabesque.
307
00:16:17,709 --> 00:16:20,039
Not that hard. You just have
to put your leg up like this.
308
00:16:20,125 --> 00:16:21,165
I know!
309
00:16:21,834 --> 00:16:23,504
No circus dancing in detention!
310
00:16:33,083 --> 00:16:34,793
Olive is completely
out of control.
311
00:16:34,875 --> 00:16:35,995
I know, right?
312
00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:37,543
She has to be stopped.
313
00:16:38,417 --> 00:16:40,287
Wow, for the first time ever,
314
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,705
you and I actually have
something in common.
315
00:16:42,792 --> 00:16:44,422
-We do.
-Yeah.
316
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:46,880
Ugh, this day
just keeps getting worse!
317
00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:53,711
(sighs) Look, we need
to figure out a way
318
00:16:53,792 --> 00:16:55,502
to put an end
to Olive's teaching career.
319
00:16:56,917 --> 00:16:57,747
I've got it!
320
00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:01,957
We'll replace her conditioner
with an off-brand version.
321
00:17:02,542 --> 00:17:05,132
Her hair will be so flat and lifeless,
322
00:17:05,208 --> 00:17:07,578
she'll never want
to come to school again.
323
00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:14,923
Okay, let's put that
in our back pocket
324
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:18,750
and keep thinking. Okay?
325
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:23,378
I don't get it.
326
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:25,879
How do you call Batman
during the day?
327
00:17:29,458 --> 00:17:31,038
Ooh, you got ice cream!
328
00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:33,294
You're eating both?
329
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,040
What about me?
330
00:17:35,834 --> 00:17:38,924
You saw the coupon.
It's two for one.
331
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:41,875
Okay, I'm out of here.
332
00:17:41,959 --> 00:17:43,669
I'm doing my paper on Mom.
333
00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:45,170
At least she feeds me.
334
00:17:49,625 --> 00:17:51,415
I am so, so sorry.
335
00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:56,003
Here, sir, you dropped your bag
of loose diamonds and watches.
336
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,205
Enjoy your ski trip!
337
00:18:01,458 --> 00:18:03,708
Cameron, this guy
is obviously a burglar!
338
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:07,540
Ice cream cone!
339
00:18:07,917 --> 00:18:09,707
I knew this guy
was up to no good.
340
00:18:11,709 --> 00:18:13,579
Dispatch, this is Unit 51.
341
00:18:14,208 --> 00:18:15,578
I caught a bad guy!
342
00:18:17,375 --> 00:18:19,455
Wow. My dad is a hero!
343
00:18:19,917 --> 00:18:21,457
"Wow. My dad is a hero."
344
00:18:21,542 --> 00:18:24,002
That's only six words.
I need a thousand!
345
00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:26,634
A picture's worth
a thousand words.
346
00:18:26,709 --> 00:18:28,459
Good idea, Dad.
347
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:30,455
Okay.
348
00:18:31,417 --> 00:18:33,997
Say, "Nothing without your lawyer."
349
00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:35,753
Nothing without your lawyer.
350
00:18:35,834 --> 00:18:36,794
(takes picture)
351
00:18:36,875 --> 00:18:38,575
Can you text me that picture?
352
00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:46,037
Fletcher, don't go in there!
353
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,495
The classroom
is rigged to make sure
354
00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:50,673
Olive will never want
to be a teacher again.
355
00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:52,376
What did you do?
356
00:18:52,917 --> 00:18:54,747
Olive said we were
caged animals,
357
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,334
so we're going to turn her
into a caged animal.
358
00:18:57,417 --> 00:19:00,037
I put glue in the lock
so she won't be able to get out.
359
00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:01,787
That's not the prank.
360
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:05,288
She said we were wild animals,
361
00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:08,075
so we're going to show her
what a real wild animal is like.
362
00:19:13,166 --> 00:19:15,826
Miss Doyle is running late,
so I'm filling in.
363
00:19:15,917 --> 00:19:16,827
Take your seats.
364
00:19:17,583 --> 00:19:19,213
(growls)
365
00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:21,171
Quit your grumbling.
We've got work to do.
366
00:19:21,583 --> 00:19:22,503
(bear roars)
367
00:19:23,417 --> 00:19:24,917
Oh, Momma...
368
00:19:25,417 --> 00:19:27,287
(screams)
369
00:19:31,917 --> 00:19:32,917
Huh.
370
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,920
It didn't do that trick
in the circus.
371
00:19:37,417 --> 00:19:39,247
You put a bear
in the classroom?
372
00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:41,213
You put glue in the locks!
373
00:19:43,291 --> 00:19:46,501
You know, maybe, in the future,
we should coordinate our pranks.
374
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:49,825
(bangs on door)
375
00:19:49,917 --> 00:19:51,287
Help!
376
00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:55,205
(bear roars)
377
00:20:02,542 --> 00:20:04,712
I can't believe Principal Skidmore
fought with a bear
378
00:20:04,792 --> 00:20:06,672
and walked away
with only a few scratches.
379
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,035
Yeah, but I hear that bear
380
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:12,535
is going to be in physical therapy
for six months.
381
00:20:14,166 --> 00:20:16,576
Great. So now we're stuck
with Miss Doyle?
382
00:20:16,667 --> 00:20:18,247
Not necessarily.
383
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:21,210
I think I have a new way
to get rid of Miss Doyle.
384
00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:26,955
All right, everybody,
eyes forward, mouths shut!
385
00:20:29,792 --> 00:20:31,252
Tomorrow is our field trip,
386
00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:34,293
so I'm going to need
all the outstanding permission slips.
387
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:38,714
(sighs) Uh, Miss Doyle,
I forgot mine again.
388
00:20:39,792 --> 00:20:40,792
You forgot it?
389
00:20:41,959 --> 00:20:43,289
(shouting) You forgot it?
390
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:45,625
As if my job
isn't hard enough already.
391
00:20:45,709 --> 00:20:46,959
The system is broken!
392
00:20:47,041 --> 00:20:49,421
Classes are overcrowded,
there's no resources,
393
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:52,750
and the coffee
in the teachers' lounge is undrinkable.
394
00:20:54,709 --> 00:20:57,959
Not because it tastes bad, but because
my mommy won't let me have any.
395
00:20:59,709 --> 00:21:01,629
Well, then why don't you just quit?
396
00:21:01,709 --> 00:21:03,539
I want my friend Olive back.
397
00:21:03,625 --> 00:21:06,495
Who's with me?
Who wants Olive back?
398
00:21:10,208 --> 00:21:11,878
Okay, let me rephrase.
399
00:21:11,959 --> 00:21:14,999
Who never wants to see
Miss Doyle ever again?
400
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:19,830
See, Olive?
401
00:21:20,709 --> 00:21:21,539
They love you.
402
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,670
They do love me, don't they?
403
00:21:25,166 --> 00:21:26,876
Okay, I quit.
404
00:21:26,959 --> 00:21:28,169
(Chyna laughs)
405
00:21:29,959 --> 00:21:32,079
So, you want to do something
after school today?
406
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:33,576
After school?
407
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,667
Sorry, I have somewhere
I have to be.
408
00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:38,080
(plays blues)
409
00:21:41,625 --> 00:21:45,495
♪ Another daystuck starin' at the clock ♪
410
00:21:46,542 --> 00:21:51,132
♪ I never should've putthat glue in the lock ♪
411
00:21:51,709 --> 00:21:53,879
♪ The bear fought the principal ♪
412
00:21:53,959 --> 00:21:56,129
♪ And that bear did lose ♪
413
00:21:56,625 --> 00:21:59,285
♪ Now I've gotthe meanest, baddest ♪
414
00:21:59,375 --> 00:22:01,955
♪ Low-down, detention blues ♪
415
00:22:06,333 --> 00:22:07,463
(sighs)
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