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(theme music playing)
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(chuckles)
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Welcome to Pop Goes The Diva.
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I'm your host, Chyna Parks.
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Tonight, I'd like to introduce you
to a rising star.
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Give it up for Chyna Parks!
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Whoo! Chyna! We love you!
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It's great to be here, Chyna.
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Thanks for coming, Chyna.
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What are you going to sing for us today?
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Well, pick any item in the room!
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I'll write a smash song about it.
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How about a soccer ball?
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Great idea!
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Soccer ball it is.
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♪ Kick me ♪
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♪ That's right I'm a soccer ball ♪
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♪ Incredibly round ♪
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♪ That's right I'm a soccer ball ♪
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♪ I'm black and whiteLike a cow, cow, cow ♪
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♪ When you kick me I... ♪
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(thudding)
Ow! Ow! Ow!
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(exclaims)
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Oh, good. You're done.
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I need the computer.
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I'm making another movie.
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(sighs)
Please don't tell me it's a sequel
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to the one you did
with the talking oysters.
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You mean The Seashell Network?
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(Cameron) If you guys werethe inventors of Fishbook,
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you'd have invented Fishbook.
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Did you know one oyster played both parts?
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Anyway, my new movie is even better.
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Bananatar!
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Uh-oh! One of your leads
refuses to work with you.
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She'll be in her trailer.
Also known as my stomach.
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(laughs)
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♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
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Whoo!
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♪ Everybody's got that thing ♪
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♪ Something different we all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'em clip your wings ♪
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♪ You got it, you got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blaze ♪
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♪ In extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 days ♪
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♪ We got it, we got it ♪
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♪ You can dream it ♪
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♪ You can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel it ♪
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♪ You can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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Whoo!
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(upbeat music playing)
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Okay, class, listen up.
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I will be filling in since your regular
Home Ec teacher, Mrs. Nateman,
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had her baby last night.
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So, she's at home "resting,"
or as I like to call it, "goofing off."
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We made a card.
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Would you like to sign it?
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No. Babies can't read.
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Instead of following
these boring notes Nateman left,
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we're gonna make things interesting
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with a Home Ec face-off.
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Isn't that gonna hurt?
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We'll be competing in sewing, cooking,
and cleaning.
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So pair up.
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The winning couple will receive...
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A snowman made of donuts?
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No. What's wrong with you?
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The winning team
will receive a $50 gift card.
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Hey, Olive, want to team up?
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Sure. Interesting story about sewing.
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The threaded needle
dates back to Central Asia in 40,000 BC,
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when they were made out of bone,
antler, ivory, and wood.
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Fletcher, do you have a partner yet?
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Nope. Not at all. No one.
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Terrific.
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Now no one decent
will be left to team up with.
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Not true, angel face.
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Oh, boy.
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This will be great practice for when
we're actually married in the future.
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Here's a save the date card.
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This is tomorrow!
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Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like
to welcome you to a special screening
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of my latest film, Bananatar!
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No bananas were harmed
during the making of this film.
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Except the one I used
to make this banana split.
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I'll hold that for you.
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And here we go.
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♪ Incredibly round ♪
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♪ That's right I'm a soccer ball ♪
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♪ I'm black and whiteLike a cow, cow, cow ♪
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♪ When you kick me, I... ♪
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(thudding)
Ow! Ow! Ow!
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(students laughing)
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Cameron! How could you do this?
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Sorry,
I guess I put the wrong video online.
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This is on the Internet?
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Here's your banana back.
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I don't eat fruit.
(groans)
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So, the first competition
is going to be sewing.
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Your assignment is to make a dress.
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Something stylish and eye-catching
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that I can wear to my niece's wedding
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and steal focus from her.
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Wow. You're really good at this.
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And I like that material.
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I have a shirt just like that.
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While you're at it, honey,
you mind sewing up my sock?
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Get that thing out of my face
before I cut it off
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and reattach it to your forehead!
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You hear that, everyone?
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My wife's gonna be a surgeon.
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Hey. Less talking and more sewing.
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And remember, I'm going to be modeling
your designs myself.
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Very funny.
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Why isn't she melting?
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(sighs)
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A bacon dress?
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And you are sizzling!
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Why do I get the feeling
this is how Angus always sees me?
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Wow! Our dress really gives you
an hourglass figure.
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Hmm. I like it.
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It makes me look stylish and punctual.
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Paisley, Fletcher, you win round one.
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(gasps)
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You two who made the witch's costume,
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you get an hour of detention,
starting now!
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(telephone rings)
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Hello?
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Hi. I'm calling about a video
you posted online.
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If this is the Avatar people,
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I thought of Bananatar first.
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I should be suing you.
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Actually, I'm calling about the video
of Chyna singing.
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I'm a music producer,
and I think she's got an awesome voice.
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I'd like to get in touch with her manager.
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Her manager?
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Well, actually...
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That would be me!
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I can't believe I'm actually meeting
with a music producer.
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This is so exciting!
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Well, just remember it was your manager
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who made it all happen for you, baby.
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No need to thank me.
I'll be fine with your 15%.
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Ten percent.
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Five percent.
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Yeah, I'm not sure
I want you negotiating for me.
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Oh.
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(doorbell rings)
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Doorbell app. Knocking's for chumps.
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The name's Oswald,
but everyone calls me Hippo.
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Oh! Because you dress super hip
and your name starts with an "O"?
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No, because I'm fat.
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And I like to sink down in the hot tub
with just my eyes showing like this.
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So, Cameron told me you like my song.
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Yeah. I can't get it out of my head.
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♪ Tonight, I'm unstoppable ♪
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Unstoppable!
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That's right. Those are the lyrics.
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Some people think
I'm saying "soccer ball,"
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but obviously it's "unstoppable."
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So, should we talk video?
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Sure, but first,
can I get you something to drink?
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You got any gravy?
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Uh, no.
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It's okay. I brought my own.
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-Yeah?
-Mmm-mmm.
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Round two of the competition,
cleaning skills.
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I want this floor so spotless
I can see my reflection in it.
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Ew! Why would you want to see that?
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Just clean the room!
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(sniffs)
Ugh!
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Why does this cleanser smell so bad?
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I don't know.
I grabbed it from the supply closet.
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That's a refrigerator.
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And this is Parmesan cheese!
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Then what did I put on my spaghetti?
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(hiccups)
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Where is Angus?
He's supposed to be helping me.
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-(machinery whirring)
-(Angus) I'm here, honeypie.
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What the heck!
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Check out my industrial floor scrubber!
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Where did you get that?
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My parents said if I
stopped eating whole pizzas,
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they'd buy me anything I wanted.
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I asked for a pizza oven.
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This was my second choice.
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Angus, what do you think you're doing?
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(gasps)
Oh, my goodness, this floor is so clean!
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This round goes to Olive and Angus.
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What?
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(hiccups)
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Yes! We won!
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Okay. Next round is cooking.
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Let's make pizzas.
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(crashing)
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You know,
I probably should have put it in park.
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(Skidmore) Get this off of me!
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Quick! Get her magic
shoes before her legs shrivel up!
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(doorbell ringing repeatedly)
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So, I downloaded that doorbell app.
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It cost 40 bucks,
but it was totally worth it.
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I made Dad answer the door all morning.
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(knocking on door)
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Knocking app.
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What happened to your doorbell app?
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Knocking's very in right now.
Doorbells are for chumps.
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Yeah. Totally.
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So, Hippo,
I want to talk to you about my song.
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Yeah, yeah, we'll get to that.
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But I wanted to tell you
I changed your name.
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You're welcome.
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-What?
-Cool name!
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"You're Welcome."
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It lets the fans know
they're welcome to come to her concerts,
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to buy T-shirts...
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Her name's not You're Welcome.
That's stupid.
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Yeah, Cameron, that's stupid.
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Her name is String Cheese.
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What?
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Okay, I don't think
I want to change my name.
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Can I have a word with my client?
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You need to chill out, String Cheese.
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Let's remember what's important here.
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When opportunity uses a knocking app,
you answer.
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Maybe you're right.
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The music's what's important.
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Okay.
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Okay, can we talk about the song?
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Yup! It's done.
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I wrote this up in the tub last night.
Hippo-style.
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But, I worked on my song.
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Well, that was a waste of time.
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Yeah, that's what I told her.
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I said,
"Don't waste your time, String Cheese.
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We're doing this Hippo-style."
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All right,
blind my ears with your throat lasers.
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What?
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Sing the song.
How much clearer could I have been?
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Okay, I guess I could give it a try.
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♪ 11:58, and I'm looking at the clock ♪
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♪ Stomach's growlingLike a zombie peacock ♪
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I'm sorry, that can't be right.
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No, no. Keep going! I'm feeling you!
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Yeah, feeling you!
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(sighs)
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♪ But now it's lunchtime ♪
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♪ Lunchtime ♪
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♪ Can't wait for lunchtime ♪
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♪ It's the meal that comesBetween brunch and linner ♪
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Okay. So this whole song's
just about lunch?
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00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:48,125
Yup. Second highest
testing meal of the day.
261
00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:52,213
I'm telling you,
"Lunchtime" is going to be huge.
262
00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:54,131
We could win a Gravy for this.
263
00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:57,880
You mean a Grammy?
264
00:13:58,333 --> 00:14:00,213
Yeah, what did I say?
265
00:14:08,083 --> 00:14:10,083
There is my favorite client!
266
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:12,960
Come on, I'm going to get you
to the shoot in style.
267
00:14:13,041 --> 00:14:15,331
Something bigger than a stretch limo.
268
00:14:15,959 --> 00:14:16,829
Is it the bus?
269
00:14:18,417 --> 00:14:19,417
Maybe.
270
00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:25,125
Look, Cameron.
I can't sing this "Lunchtime" song.
271
00:14:25,208 --> 00:14:27,418
It's terrible. Listen to these lyrics.
272
00:14:29,083 --> 00:14:32,753
♪ Lunch can be brown, lunch can be yella ♪
273
00:14:32,834 --> 00:14:36,754
♪ I hope I don't get salmonella ♪
274
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,210
What? That rhymes.
275
00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:43,915
Look, I understand you're nervous,
276
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,920
but wait till you see the incredible
outfit you're going to wear.
277
00:14:54,792 --> 00:14:57,042
Huh? What do you think?
278
00:14:58,375 --> 00:14:59,745
I think it's a little...
279
00:15:00,417 --> 00:15:01,247
cheesy.
280
00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:06,500
Right. It's a string cheese costume,
String Cheese.
281
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,538
Forget it. I am not doing the video.
282
00:15:10,625 --> 00:15:13,125
What? You have to do it.
283
00:15:13,208 --> 00:15:14,998
If you don't show up, we're finished!
284
00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:17,083
People in the music business talk.
285
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,916
I know Hippo does. He has a talking app.
286
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,080
You mean a phone?
287
00:15:24,417 --> 00:15:25,577
Whatever!
288
00:15:27,125 --> 00:15:29,325
What about artistic integrity?
289
00:15:30,125 --> 00:15:31,995
That means nothing to me.
290
00:15:32,083 --> 00:15:35,713
I mean, seriously.
I literally have no idea what that means.
291
00:15:36,917 --> 00:15:38,627
It means I'm not selling out.
292
00:15:38,709 --> 00:15:40,169
Chyna, please.
293
00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:43,127
This is my one chance
to make something of myself.
294
00:15:43,834 --> 00:15:45,504
You've got a lot going for you.
295
00:15:45,583 --> 00:15:46,923
I don't.
296
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:48,330
(sighs)
297
00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:51,133
Come on, Cameron.
You have plenty going for you.
298
00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:53,826
Well, I do have a sister who loves me.
299
00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:56,960
Aw!
300
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:01,043
-Got you, String Cheese!
-(Chyna shrieks)
301
00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:02,165
Now let's get on the bus!
302
00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:05,250
Forget it!
There is no way I am doing that video!
303
00:16:08,917 --> 00:16:11,167
Places, everyone!
Chyna, are you ready to go?
304
00:16:12,542 --> 00:16:16,252
Okay, then.
"Lunchtime," take one. Playback!
305
00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:18,833
-(music playing)
-And action!
306
00:16:24,542 --> 00:16:28,132
♪ 11:58 and I'm looking at the clock ♪
307
00:16:28,542 --> 00:16:32,382
♪ Stomach's growlingLike a zombie peacock ♪
308
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:36,578
♪ Lunch can be brownLunch can be yella... ♪
309
00:16:36,667 --> 00:16:38,207
Round three, cooking.
310
00:16:38,291 --> 00:16:39,461
So, let's go.
311
00:16:39,542 --> 00:16:41,292
I get cranky when I'm hungry.
312
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,079
You must be hungry all the time.
313
00:16:44,959 --> 00:16:45,749
Zip it.
314
00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:50,666
Okay, Angus,
if we win this round, we're the champs.
315
00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:54,080
So, I've got my garlic, my leeks, and...
316
00:16:54,625 --> 00:16:55,875
Where are my avocados?
317
00:16:55,959 --> 00:17:00,129
I don't know, but I think
these jelly donuts have gone bad.
318
00:17:01,834 --> 00:17:03,084
Give me that!
319
00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:09,463
Just so you know for when we're married,
I'll basically eat anything.
320
00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:13,040
Once I ate a fajita
I found on the sidewalk.
321
00:17:14,125 --> 00:17:15,705
At least, I think it was a fajita.
322
00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:18,333
Fajitas have feathers, right?
323
00:17:19,917 --> 00:17:22,207
Okay,
our quiche is going to be incredible,
324
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,461
thanks to these fresh eggs
I got from my uncle.
325
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,290
Your uncle lays eggs?
326
00:17:29,709 --> 00:17:31,579
No, he has a farm.
327
00:17:32,709 --> 00:17:33,829
Did you preheat the oven?
328
00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:37,003
Well, I tried, but I couldn't figure out
329
00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:39,133
how to fit the oven in the microwave.
330
00:17:41,083 --> 00:17:42,503
Okay, let's get cracking.
331
00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:47,132
-(gasping)
-(chirping)
332
00:17:47,208 --> 00:17:49,328
Well, that answers that question.
333
00:17:49,417 --> 00:17:51,537
The egg came first.
334
00:17:52,834 --> 00:17:54,794
Whoa. I better check the other eggs.
335
00:17:56,917 --> 00:17:58,377
Where are the other eggs?
336
00:17:58,458 --> 00:17:59,828
(Skidmore screams)
337
00:17:59,917 --> 00:18:02,127
Fletcher, what is going on here?
338
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:07,500
(Fletcher) Oh, no!
They all hatched and they're getting away!
339
00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:10,575
Well, Fletcher, it's not the first time
340
00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:12,167
I've seen chicks run away from you.
341
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:14,075
Help me gather them!
342
00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:15,827
(Angus) I've got one!
343
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:20,294
Angus! Don't put salt on that!
344
00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:23,290
My fajita!
345
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:28,630
I got one back in! But it may not work.
346
00:18:28,709 --> 00:18:29,999
This is duck tape.
347
00:18:30,834 --> 00:18:32,254
Do we have any chicken tape?
348
00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:34,786
Ah! I found one!
349
00:18:34,875 --> 00:18:37,205
-Oh, great! Let me have it!
-It went inside my dress!
350
00:18:37,291 --> 00:18:39,041
Never mind. You can keep it.
351
00:18:39,625 --> 00:18:42,035
Angus, Olive, you win,
because if nothing else,
352
00:18:42,125 --> 00:18:44,165
your food did not climb into my clothing.
353
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:46,170
Oh. Here's your gift card.
354
00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:50,463
But this is for a romantic dinner for two!
355
00:18:50,542 --> 00:18:51,792
Yes!
356
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:54,250
Forget it. You can eat by yourself.
357
00:18:55,417 --> 00:18:56,667
Yes!
358
00:18:58,750 --> 00:19:00,040
(music playing)
359
00:19:00,125 --> 00:19:01,625
♪ But now it's lunchtime ♪
360
00:19:01,709 --> 00:19:02,629
♪ Lunchtime ♪
361
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,669
♪ Can't wait for lunchtime ♪
362
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:09,500
♪ It's the meal that comesBetween brunch and linner ♪
363
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:10,423
Cut!
364
00:19:12,083 --> 00:19:15,043
Why?
Was there a problem with the lighting?
365
00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:18,042
(sighs)
Cameron...
366
00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:21,325
Oh, I hate when fans dress like me
in Chyna costumes!
367
00:19:24,041 --> 00:19:26,581
I've thought about it,
and I'm willing to do the song.
368
00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:27,997
Clearly it's really,
369
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,174
really important to you.
370
00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:34,957
Thanks, Chyna.
I hope I didn't mess things up already.
371
00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:37,331
Look, I see what you're up to.
372
00:19:37,417 --> 00:19:38,747
-You do?
-Yeah.
373
00:19:38,834 --> 00:19:41,794
You did all this to show me
how ridiculous my song is.
374
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,165
I did?
375
00:19:44,041 --> 00:19:45,921
Yup, and you're right.
376
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,880
I mean, "String Cheese"?
377
00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:50,833
I know I go through dozens of bags a day,
378
00:19:50,917 --> 00:19:53,827
but seeing you dance in that costume,
379
00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:56,503
well, it actually made me
lose my appetite.
380
00:19:56,834 --> 00:19:57,674
Me!
381
00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:00,330
Oh, wait, it's back.
382
00:20:02,917 --> 00:20:05,627
Anyway, I think we should do your song.
383
00:20:06,166 --> 00:20:07,496
(laughs excitedly)
Really?
384
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:10,633
Yup. You've got yourself
quite a clever manager here.
385
00:20:11,959 --> 00:20:13,329
I do, don't I?
386
00:20:16,709 --> 00:20:18,289
I'd love to hear the other song.
387
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:21,245
♪ That's right I'm a soccer ball... ♪
388
00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:23,753
Cameron. I think he meant from me.
389
00:20:28,333 --> 00:20:31,043
♪ Hard to take ♪
390
00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:35,495
♪ The days you just can't catch a break ♪
391
00:20:35,583 --> 00:20:37,793
♪ When it brings me down ♪
392
00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:40,665
♪ I get right back up ♪
393
00:20:42,917 --> 00:20:46,667
♪ 'Cause I'm powerful ♪
394
00:20:46,750 --> 00:20:50,170
♪ An incredible ♪
395
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:54,420
♪ Independent girl ♪
396
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:58,170
♪ Ready for the world, world, world ♪
397
00:20:58,542 --> 00:21:01,502
♪ Come on ♪
398
00:21:01,583 --> 00:21:04,713
♪ Tonight I'm unstoppable ♪
399
00:21:05,458 --> 00:21:09,328
♪ Incredibly strong ♪
400
00:21:09,417 --> 00:21:11,787
♪ Tonight I'm unstoppable ♪
401
00:21:14,291 --> 00:21:18,291
♪ The world is callin' me out, out, out ♪
402
00:21:18,375 --> 00:21:21,495
♪ Don't wanna whisper wanna shout, shout ♪
403
00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:24,583
♪ Come on ♪
404
00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:27,747
♪ You know I'm unstoppable ♪
405
00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:35,125
♪ Get out, get out, get out of your head ♪
406
00:21:35,208 --> 00:21:39,168
♪ Get out, get out and live instead ♪
407
00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:43,670
♪ Get out, get out, get out all right ♪
408
00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:44,880
♪ Yeah ♪
409
00:21:46,333 --> 00:21:48,293
I don't think this is actually cheese.
410
00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:49,415
I don't care.
411
00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:55,630
♪ Come on ♪
412
00:21:55,709 --> 00:21:58,459
♪ Tonight I'm unstoppable ♪
413
00:21:59,417 --> 00:22:03,247
♪ Incredibly strong ♪
414
00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:06,673
♪ Tonight I'm unstoppable ♪
415
00:22:08,542 --> 00:22:12,462
♪ The world is callin' me out, out, out ♪
416
00:22:12,542 --> 00:22:15,382
♪ Don't wanna whisper wanna shout, shout ♪
417
00:22:15,458 --> 00:22:18,328
♪ Come on ♪
418
00:22:18,417 --> 00:22:21,287
♪ You know I'm unstoppable ♪
419
00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:28,250
(all cheering)
420
00:22:33,875 --> 00:22:36,455
Applause app.
(chuckles)
421
00:22:36,834 --> 00:22:39,674
Wow! That is a great song.
422
00:22:40,125 --> 00:22:43,915
Unfortunately, I just got a text
from my image consultant.
423
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,130
Movies are very in right now.
424
00:22:46,208 --> 00:22:47,378
Music's for chumps.
425
00:22:49,583 --> 00:22:50,923
Do something, manager!
426
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,210
I'm on it.
427
00:22:53,250 --> 00:22:56,460
So, you're looking to invest in a film?
428
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:57,962
I got something...
429
00:23:01,709 --> 00:23:03,419
(Cameron) There's nothing to worry about.
430
00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:05,750
The Pietanic is unsinkable.
431
00:23:07,125 --> 00:23:10,995
Oh, no! Iceberg lettuce, dead ahead!
432
00:23:11,083 --> 00:23:12,793
(mimicking explosions)
433
00:23:15,250 --> 00:23:18,250
(somber music playing)
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