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(theme music playing)
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Wait. What are these?
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Well, the sign said chicken nuggets,
but I wouldn't be surprised
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if there were some pigeon in there.
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No, no, but what happened
to the ones shaped like dinosaurs?
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I cannot eat these! They're boring!
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It'd be like eating applesauce
without chopsticks.
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(Skidmore) Live, from the cafeteria,
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it's the 22nd Webster Wolf Awards!
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And now, your host,the lovely, beautiful, and talented...
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Principal Skidmore!
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(applause)
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What's going on?
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Skidmore gives out these awards
four times a year.
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Why? Because she wants to recognize
student achievement?
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No, because she has
all these evening gowns
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and no one will ask her on a date.
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♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
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Whoo!
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♪ Everybody's got that thing ♪
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♪ Something different we all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'em clip your wings ♪
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♪ You got it, you got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blaze ♪
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♪ In extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 days ♪
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♪ We got it, we got it ♪
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♪ You can dream it ♪
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♪ You can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel it ♪
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♪ You can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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Whoo!
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(applause)
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And for best cheerleader
for a supporting role,
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the Wacky goes to...
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Paisley Houndstooth!
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Ha! Yay!
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I want to thank all the other cheerleaders
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for reminding me there's no "I" in "team".
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Because I used to spell it with an "I".
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And next up, the Wacky
for Best Performance of "Happy Birthday"
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Sung to Me on My Birthday goes to...
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Chyna Parks!
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(applause)
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Thank you!
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It's an incredible honor
to receive this award,
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especially given how many years
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Principal Skidmore
has had "Happy Birthday" sung to her.
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-What is it, like 75?
-No.
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-Eighty?
-Sit down!
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Wow. Everybody has a trophy except you.
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Even the lunch lady.
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The show's not over yet.
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And the last award of the day
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honors someone
who has been waiting patiently
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for the recognition
they so richly deserve.
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Oh, here we go.
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And the Wacky goes to...
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Me! Best Award Show Host!
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Thank you! Wait, what?
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Hey, Cameron. I got you something.
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It's a trophy for Best Zinger.
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-Best zinger?
-Yeah.
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You know how you zing me all the time?
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Like the other day I said,
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"Nice pimple, Cameron. Looks like
your forehead has an on-off button."
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And then you said,
"That's what you think."
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Zinger! In my face!
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This says "Best Singer",
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and the "S" is changed
to a "Z" with a marker.
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-Pathetic.
-Bam! Another zinger!
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You are on fire!
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Oh, hey, Mom.
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Ow!
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Ow!
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Sorry, I forgot I was still in my costume.
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-How was the party?
-Terrible.
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In space, no one can hear you scream,
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but at a four-year-old's birthday party,
that's all you can hear.
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Plus, I got frosting on my space pants.
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Do you know how much it costs
to dry clean this thing?
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-Um, 35 bucks?
-Thirty-five bucks!
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(sighs)
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Hey, what are all these trophies for?
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Nothing. We had an assembly at school
and they gave out awards.
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It was stupid.
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And you won all of these?
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Aw, that's my girl!
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(chuckling)
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Cameron, baby, did you win anything?
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No. Everybody got a trophy but me.
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Even that kid
who's done 10th grade five times.
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Best Moustache.
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Stupid Melissa.
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Cameron would have won something,
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but they didn't have any categories
that played to his strengths.
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-Right, Cameron?
-Right.
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(both chuckle)
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Wait, what strengths?
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Principal Skidmore, can I talk to you?
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Not now. I have an important
school board meeting to prepare for.
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I'm thinking of entering on a horse.
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Sorry, but this is urgent.
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A terrible injustice has taken place.
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Someone has replaced the dinosaur nuggets
in the cafeteria
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with... With these!
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Oh, that was me.
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These cost five cents less per ton.
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Over the school year,
we can save five cents.
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But dinosaur nuggets
are a paleontology lesson
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wrapped up in a bite-sized morsel
of breaded goodness!
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What are these?
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Food.
(chuckles)
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More or less.
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Ugh.
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Look, you're the only one who cares,
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and it's not my job
to make one student happy.
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My job is to make all students unhappy.
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But I'm not the only one who cares.
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In fact, I'll get every kid in school
to sign a petition!
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Long live the dinosaur nuggets!
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(applause)
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See? Everyone agrees with me.
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No, I just bought a new applause sign.
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Okay, Cameron.
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Everyone has a special talent
and we're going to find yours
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by going through this list alphabetically.
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First up, aardvark whispering.
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You think my talent is training aardvarks?
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Well, let's find out.
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(screaming)
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That's not an aardvark.
That's an anteater!
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And do you know what anteaters eat? Ants!
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It's right in the name!
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Cameron, give it a shot.
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Okay, boy. Roll over.
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Play dead.
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(sighing)
I stink at this.
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What's next on the list?
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(exclaiming)
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Okay, so it's not Greco-Roman wrestling.
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Next up, gymnastics.
Can you do a cartwheel?
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(panting)
Sure.
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(crashing)
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Cameron, are you okay?
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Kind of.
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Too bad we already eliminated ballet,
because he does look good in a tutu.
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I guess we can rule out origami.
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I'm not good at anything.
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I don't know why you bothered to try,
Chyna.
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I knew this wasn't going to work
before we even started.
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Hey!
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Maybe that's your special gift.
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What is?
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You said you knew
this wasn't going to work.
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Maybe you're psychic!
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-Huh. Maybe I am.
-(laughs)
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Let's check it out.
What number am I thinking of?
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-Triangle?
-Right!
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Unbelievable!
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"Triangle" isn't even a number.
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That's what makes it so unbelievable!
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Sorry, but there is no such thing
as psychic ability.
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I saw an article in the
American Psychology Journal, Issue 121...
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(chuckles)
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I bet you knew Olive was going to say
something really boring, didn't you?
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I did, now that you mention it.
(laughing)
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Wow.
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Now, close your eyes
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and see if you can predict the next Ant
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that's gonna walk into the room.
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Um... You.
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Keeping in mind that I'm already here.
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And so is Olive.
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And the only other Ant
you know the name of
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is Fletcher.
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Is it... Olive?
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(whispering)
Just go with it.
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Yes!
(laughing)
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Unbelievable!
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Well, Cameron's happy.
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He thinks he's psychic, but he's happy.
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It's kind of ironic
that someone with no future
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thinks he can predict the future.
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Hey, Paisley.
Did you hear the incredible news?
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I'm psychic!
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Oh, I've known that for years.
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But I think it's pronounced "psycho".
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No, I can tell what's going to happen
before it does.
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In fact, I'm getting a vision right now.
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I see...
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Angus.
(gasping)
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I see him too!
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Maybe I'm psycho!
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No, I see him in the future.
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He's hurt. Sometime in the next two hours,
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he's going to be in a terrible accident!
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(exhaling deeply)
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Now what?
Cameron's gonna realize he's not psychic.
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We cannot let that happen.
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He'll be even more depressed
than he was before.
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There's only one thing to do.
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-Tell Cameron the truth?
-No.
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Make sure Angus has an accident.
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How? Put his hand in warm water?
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Not that kind of accident.
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Okay, here comes Angus.
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-Hey, Olive. I just sent you a text.
-(A.N.T. Pad chimes)
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No, I will not marry you.
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Whoa!
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I almost slipped on these banana peels.
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What banana peels? Go on.
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-Did you put those there?
-(both scoffing)
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No, of course not.
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Then there must be wild apes loose
in the school.
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Run for your lives!
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Wow! You really can predict the future.
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Can somebody help me?
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I'm getting another vision...
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No one's going to help you.
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You are so cool!
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Everyone! You have to check this out!
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Cameron is a cyclops!
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Predict something else!
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Okay.
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Tomorrow morning at exactly 9:45,
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all the power in the school will go out.
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What?
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It's 9:45.
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Why hasn't the power gone out?
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I'll try turning them to high.
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This isn't high?
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(fans accelerating)
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(screaming)
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(gasps)
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(applause)
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Hey, Fletcher.
How's your dinosaur nugget petition going?
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I've only gotten two signatures.
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Me and some kid named
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"Buzz Offloser."
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Angus! Were you hurt that badly?
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I'm fine. Just lazy.
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So, Angus, will you sign my petition?
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I already did.
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I'm Buzz Offloser.
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-How about you, Olive?
-No way.
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I'm not some upstart, radical hippie,
you agitator!
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I love it when she talks crazy.
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Well, I don't need you guys.
There's a school board meeting tonight.
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I'm going to take my message
to the masses.
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You got another signature.
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"Megan Amessinmypants."
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I didn't know Miss Amessinmypants'
first name was Megan.
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Wow, thanks to us,
Cameron is actually popular.
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No psychic in the world
could have seen that coming.
263
00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:39,628
I have a vision.
264
00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:41,748
By the end of the day,
265
00:14:41,834 --> 00:14:44,714
Paisley and her boyfriend Keith
are going to break up!
266
00:14:48,792 --> 00:14:50,882
Great. Now what?
267
00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:52,665
No problem.
268
00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:55,880
We just have to find someone
to flirt with Keith in front of Paisley
269
00:14:55,959 --> 00:14:58,419
and make her so jealous
that she dumps him.
270
00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:02,460
We need someone beautiful, vivacious,
irresistible.
271
00:15:03,041 --> 00:15:05,001
I get it. I'm your girl.
272
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,750
You're going to flirt with Keith?
273
00:15:08,834 --> 00:15:11,214
Well, not dressed like this.
274
00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:16,883
Why are you dressed as a superhero?
275
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:21,327
Men are attracted to powerful women,
so it was either this
276
00:15:21,417 --> 00:15:24,667
or dress up like Supreme Court Justice
Sonia Sotomayor.
277
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:30,210
Okay. Look. There's Paisley's boyfriend.
278
00:15:30,291 --> 00:15:32,291
Just stick to the script.
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00:15:32,875 --> 00:15:33,875
Go.
280
00:15:37,542 --> 00:15:40,212
Hey there, big boy.
281
00:15:40,542 --> 00:15:43,422
Why don't I take you somewhere
you've never been before?
282
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:46,580
Like the school library, I'm guessing?
283
00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:52,827
Hey! Stay away from my woman!
284
00:15:56,208 --> 00:15:57,038
(tires screeching)
285
00:15:57,125 --> 00:15:57,955
(crashing)
286
00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:01,580
Keith!
287
00:16:02,792 --> 00:16:07,172
I can't believe you hit this poor Ant's
wheelchair with your body!
288
00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:08,920
You are so mean.
289
00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:10,575
We're through.
290
00:16:13,417 --> 00:16:17,957
Wow. Sometimes the power
of my raw magnetism frightens me.
291
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:24,075
Wow, another impressive prediction.
292
00:16:24,166 --> 00:16:26,916
That's 17 today.
293
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:28,960
You must be pretty happy.
294
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,080
(whimpers)
295
00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:34,170
Are those tears of joy, I hope?
296
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,250
What's the matter?
You have an amazing gift.
297
00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:40,883
And Paisley's available now.
298
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:45,674
Well,
it turns out my power isn't just a gift.
299
00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:47,420
It's also a curse.
300
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:49,210
I just had an awful vision.
301
00:16:49,291 --> 00:16:50,381
Skidmore in a bikini?
302
00:16:51,709 --> 00:16:52,879
Much worse.
303
00:16:52,959 --> 00:16:55,379
Tomorrow morning,
an asteroid will strike the earth,
304
00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:57,418
ending all life as we know it.
305
00:16:58,125 --> 00:17:01,075
That's bad, but it's not worse
than Skidmore in a bikini.
306
00:17:10,792 --> 00:17:13,252
(sighing)
Of all the things to predict,
307
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,583
Cameron had to go
with the end of the world?
308
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:18,167
He's even untalented
at having fake talent.
309
00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:23,713
Do we really have to end the world
just to keep your brother happy?
310
00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:27,828
Can't we just tell him the truth
and get him an ice cream?
311
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:32,830
Don't worry.
We're not going to do anything.
312
00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:36,958
Tomorrow, he'll realize he's not psychic
and this whole thing will be over.
313
00:17:37,709 --> 00:17:38,879
Unless...
314
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:43,170
No, Olive, he's not actually psychic,
315
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:45,960
and an asteroid is not gonna destroy
the planet tomorrow.
316
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:51,130
Okay. But if it does,
that'd be a huge burn on us.
317
00:17:58,291 --> 00:18:01,331
Why is everyone focusing
on the money I spent
318
00:18:01,417 --> 00:18:02,877
for the horse I rode in on?
319
00:18:02,959 --> 00:18:04,539
(horse whinnying)
320
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:07,575
Let's focus on all the money I saved
321
00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:11,667
by replacing the school nurse
with this first aid kit.
322
00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:16,581
I can't believe we came here
to support Fletcher
323
00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:18,037
and he didn't even show up.
324
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,460
Oh, this was totally worth the wait.
325
00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:27,035
Sixty-five million years ago,
326
00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:29,245
dinosaurs became extinct.
327
00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:30,583
Five days ago,
328
00:18:30,667 --> 00:18:33,497
dinosaur nuggets became extinct,
329
00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:38,003
eliminating the last evidence
of the great reptiles' existence.
330
00:18:40,041 --> 00:18:41,331
What about museums?
331
00:18:42,542 --> 00:18:44,332
Okay, the last meaningful evidence.
332
00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:49,292
Does anybody
have anything intelligent to say?
333
00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:50,375
I do!
334
00:18:51,041 --> 00:18:53,211
My name is Cameron Parks,
335
00:18:53,291 --> 00:18:55,541
and I can predict the future!
336
00:18:56,291 --> 00:18:57,131
Oh, no.
337
00:18:58,333 --> 00:19:00,173
Citizens of the world!
338
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:02,710
Tomorrow morning, at half past noon,
339
00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:04,832
an asteroid will strike the Earth
340
00:19:04,917 --> 00:19:07,707
and the world will end
in a flaming ball of fire!
341
00:19:07,792 --> 00:19:09,462
Ka-blammo!
342
00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:12,375
I am your only hope to save the planet!
343
00:19:12,458 --> 00:19:14,788
I volunteer to be launched into space
344
00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:16,165
to redirect the asteroid
345
00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:18,460
from its path of destruction.
346
00:19:18,542 --> 00:19:19,672
Cameron,
347
00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:22,250
I have to tell you something.
348
00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:25,543
Not now! I'm saving the human race!
349
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,786
I'll be your space cadet! Blast me off!
350
00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:31,285
I'm wearing a diaper and I'm ready to go!
351
00:19:33,709 --> 00:19:34,959
This is my sister.
352
00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:38,253
She probably just wants to hug me
and wish me luck on my mission.
353
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,710
Yeah, not exactly.
354
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:48,420
Uh, never mind.
355
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:52,130
I'd like to turn the floor back over
to the dinosaur.
356
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:03,830
Chyna!
357
00:20:04,959 --> 00:20:07,669
You gotta check out this video.
It's the greatest thing ever!
358
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:08,580
(sighs)
359
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:11,377
If it's the security footage
of the day you forgot to wear pants,
360
00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:13,628
I've seen it,
and once was more than enough.
361
00:20:13,709 --> 00:20:18,419
No, it's not that. It's your brother
from last night, acting all crazy.
362
00:20:22,417 --> 00:20:23,457
(Chyna) Cameron's coming!
363
00:20:24,041 --> 00:20:26,291
-Do not play this on your A.N.T. Pad.
-Okay.
364
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,750
Hey, Chyna. I've been thinking,
365
00:20:31,834 --> 00:20:34,544
and I wanted to thank you
for trying to make me feel better.
366
00:20:34,625 --> 00:20:35,875
You're a good sister.
367
00:20:35,959 --> 00:20:38,959
Well,
I'm sorry it was kind of embarrassing.
368
00:20:39,041 --> 00:20:41,501
It was no big deal.
It was a school board meeting.
369
00:20:41,583 --> 00:20:43,213
Only a handful of people saw it.
370
00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:44,541
♪ Citizens of the world ♪
371
00:20:44,625 --> 00:20:46,035
♪ Tomorrow morning...
372
00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:47,205
What are you doing?
373
00:20:47,291 --> 00:20:49,631
You said not to play it on my A.N.T. Pad.
374
00:20:49,709 --> 00:20:52,329
♪ An asteroid will strike the earthEarth ♪
375
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:54,787
♪ And the world will endIn a flaming ball of fire ♪
376
00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:56,875
♪ Ka-blammo K-k-ka-blammo ♪
377
00:20:56,959 --> 00:20:59,539
♪ I'll be your space cadet, blast me off ♪
378
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:02,035
♪ I'll be your space cadet, blast me off ♪
379
00:21:02,125 --> 00:21:04,075
♪ I'm wearing a diaperAnd I'm ready to go ♪
380
00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:06,326
♪ I'm wearing a diaperAnd I'm ready to go ♪
381
00:21:06,417 --> 00:21:07,247
♪ Ka-blammo ♪
382
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:08,833
(explosion)
383
00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:12,084
How many hits has this gotten?
384
00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:13,455
Uh...
385
00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:16,170
Only eight million.
386
00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:19,253
Awesome!
387
00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:22,423
I found my talent! Being famous!
388
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:23,460
Play it again!
389
00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:29,285
(auto-tuned voice singing)
390
00:21:30,583 --> 00:21:35,333
And the Wacky
for the Best Animal Costume goes to...
391
00:21:35,875 --> 00:21:37,825
Artie the Anteater!
392
00:21:37,917 --> 00:21:41,287
(applause)
393
00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:53,040
And our last award
394
00:21:53,125 --> 00:21:56,325
is for the Most Popular Web Video
By a Student.
395
00:21:56,417 --> 00:21:59,327
-And the Wacky goes to...
-Here we go.
396
00:21:59,417 --> 00:22:03,127
Angus Chestnut for Angus Has No Pants.
397
00:22:03,208 --> 00:22:04,168
What?
398
00:22:11,667 --> 00:22:13,667
I prepared a speech.
399
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:16,671
Now, where did I put that...
400
00:22:20,583 --> 00:22:22,213
Not again!
401
00:22:25,625 --> 00:22:28,165
(theme music playing)
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