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(theme music playing)
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Hello, Chyna.
You're looking very lovely today.
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(mimicking Chyna)
You're so sweet.
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And handsome. And charming. And...
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(shushing)
Don't speak...
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What are you doing?
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What are you doing?
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(mimicking Chyna)
Yeah.
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Hey, guys, I have big news!
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There's a new Ant joining us today.
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(in French accent)
Is name is Nigel and 'e is from England.
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That's my British accent.
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It eez spot on, don't you think, governor?
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Well, it's better
than your Australian accent.
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(in Italian accent)
Good-a day-a, mate.
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Throw-a another shrimp-a on the barbie-a.
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So this Nigel, did he just move here?
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Not exactly.
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(whirring)
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'Ello, I'm Nigel. Good to meet you.
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Welcome to the Ant Farm.
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That's my Swedish accent.
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Gibson, you didn't mention
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that there was something unusual
about Nigel.
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Sure, I did. I told you he was British.
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No, I mean he's a robot.
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(shushing)
Chyna!
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We do not use labels here in the Ant Farm.
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Which is why I occasionally
shmear paste on my bagel.
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(laughs)
I'm not a robot.
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I'm in England speaking to you
through this tele-presence device,
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equipped with gyropscopic wheels,
HD webcam, and an mp3 player for karaoke.
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(electronic music playing)
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Interestingly enough,
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karaoke does not originate from Japan,
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but rather from a 1960s
American television show.
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Sing Along with Mitch.
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You two should get along.
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You're a human in a robot body
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and Olive's a robot in a human body.
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Thank you.
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Well, you seem very nice. For a robot.
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Because usually in the movies,
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you guys rise up
and wipe out the human race.
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(giggles)
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You're not going to do that, are you?
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(laughs)
No, we only do that once we determine
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that humans are useless beings,worthy of elimination.
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(fletcher mimicking trumpet playing)
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It looks like that day may be upon us.
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♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
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Whoo!
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♪ Everybody's got that thing ♪
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♪ Something different we all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'em clip your wings ♪
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♪ You got it, you got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blaze ♪
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♪ In extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 days ♪
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♪ We got it, we got it ♪
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♪ You can dream it ♪
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♪ You can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel it ♪
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♪ You can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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Whoo!
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There. I got the thorn out of your paw,
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but now you owe me a favor.
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No, I'm not going to kiss it better.
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So, Nigel, have you chosen
any of your classes yet?
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I just took everythingthat's on the first floor.
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Hmm. Angus did the same thing.
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How am I supposed to get from room three
to room four in 10 minutes?
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So, what's your talent?
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Vacuuming carpets?
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I'll show you.
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The measure done,I'll watch her place of stand.
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And touching hers,make blessed my rude hand.
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Did my heart love till now?
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Forswear it, sight!
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For I ne'er saw true beautytill this night.
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(giggling)
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Wow, you're an amazing actor.
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Big deal.
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Any robot can do Shakespeare.
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You want to impress us,
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let's see you transform into a truck.
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(whirring)
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(engine starting)
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(tires squealing)
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Show off!
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So what's so important
that you had to show me in person?
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I was in the middle of a big case.
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Of caramel corn.
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Check it out.
I got the high score on Donkey King!
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You're kidding me!
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I used to play this when I was your age!
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-Really?
-Yeah, I was into all the games.
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Snac-Man, Froggie, Space Infesters.
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Check out my initials.
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C.O.P.
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Yeah, you've got second place.
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What?
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O.D.D.?
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Who's Odd?
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I am!
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Olive Daphne Doyle.
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How'd you get such a high score?
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I just memorized all the game patterns.
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But there are like
10,000 different patterns.
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(mockingly)
Yeah, that's why it was so easy.
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Do you mind? I want to play again.
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Maybe I'll beat my own high score
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and bump you down to third.
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Dad, do something! Arrest her!
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For what?
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All of a sudden you need a reason?
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Okay, Olive.
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You think you're so great?
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There's a Donkey King
tournament tomorrow night,
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and my son is going to take you to school.
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Ooh, I'm always looking
for a good carpooling opportunity.
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Oh. Hey, Fletcher.
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Oh. Are you finger painting
a finger painting?
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Right. It's my finger.
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It's not like I have a freakishly long toe
or anything.
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Okay.
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Can I ask you about something
kind of personal?
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It's about my feet, isn't it?
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No.
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There's this guy
I'm kind of interested in.
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He's cute and sweet and artistic...
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(giggling)
Really?
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Yeah.
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Do you think I should I ask him out
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or wait for him to make the first move?
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Ask him out! Ask him out!
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So, if it were you,
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you don't think it would be too forward?
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No! Do it! Do it now!
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Okay. Okay.
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Hi, Nigel.
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Are you busy Friday night?
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What?
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(whimpers)
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There he is!
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The soon-to-be champ!
(laughs)
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Yeah...
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I don't know if I'm going to play Olive
in the tournament.
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I don't want to crush
that little girl's dreams.
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Crush them! She'll get over it.
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It builds character.
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You know how many of my dreams
were crushed when you kids were born?
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What?
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I mean bad dreams were crushed.
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Bad dreams
like sleeping in on the weekends
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and having money in the bank.
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What if I can't beat Olive?
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You can do this.
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All you need is training.
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That's how I became a good cop.
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Okay!
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I'll go down to the arcade
and practice all night!
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Great idea!
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I just need like $300 worth of quarters!
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Okay, better idea.
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I know a Donkey King game
you can play for free.
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-You do?
-Yeah!
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Joystick, button.
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Barrel, barrel!
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Flaming barrel!
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♪ Wa wa wa waaah ♪
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Game over.
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What? I jumped over it.
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No, if you didn't lose,
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why did the game
make the wa-wa-waaahh sound?
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This is stupid.
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You didn't train this way
when you became a cop.
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Bang.
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Bang.
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Bang bang.
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Barrel! Barrel!
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Apple! Bonus points!
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Bling! Bling! Bling! Bling! Bling!
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Ching! Ching! Ching! Ching! Ching! Ching!
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There. The perfect outfit to wear
while you're out with this boy.
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(Chyna) I'm not going out with Nigel
dressed like this.
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Of course not.
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No riot gear is complete
without this mask.
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You know, in case you need to deploy
the tear gas.
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-No. No.
-Just put that on...
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Stand down. Stand down.
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Excuse me for worrying.
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It's just that you're my daughter,
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and I'm your father,
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and my wife is your mother,
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and your brother is my sister's nephew.
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Dad, what are you talking about?
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I don't know! I'm nervous.
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I mean, what exactly
is going to happen tonight?
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♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah ♪
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♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah ♪
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♪ His name is written above my heart ♪
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♪ Like he fell from the stars ♪
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♪ And when he says hello I can't deny ♪
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♪ That I want him to be mine ♪
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♪ He's the sweetest kind of guy ♪
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♪ The sweetest kind of guy ♪
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♪ The more I get to know him ♪
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♪ Well, the more I cannot hide ♪
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♪ That he's on my mind every single day ♪
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♪ Hope he never goes away ♪
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♪ My crush has gotta be the real thing ♪
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♪ I love how good that I've been feeling ♪
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♪ I'm dreaming ♪
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♪ Head over heels ♪
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♪ Over my crush My crush ♪
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♪ My crush, my crush ♪
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Hello? I asked you a question
like two minutes ago.
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Huh?
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You know what?
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Maybe I should chaperone.
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What? No! No! No! No!
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I would die if you came.
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Promise me you will not come anywhere near
the roller rink tonight.
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Okay.
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-(sighs)
-I promise.
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I'll let my little baby go out with a boy
all by herself.
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Dad, are you crying?
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Of course not.
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It's just
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there's tear gas left on this uniform.
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(screams)
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There actually is tear gas
on that uniform!
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Go get your father a cold washcloth.
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(whimpers)
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Angus, I need your help.
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Why should I help you?
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What do you need?
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(exclaims)
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Whoa!
(laughs)
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You know,
this is a lot harder in real life.
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Uh-oh.
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(exclaims)
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Why don't you hold onto me?
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Okay.
(giggles)
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Much better.
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Hey, guys.
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Gibson?
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You know, if you're having trouble,
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I could show you a few moves.
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Oh, no, that's okay, we're...
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And five, four, three, two, burst!
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Up, punch, across.
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And crank.
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Crank. Stay down.
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Shoulder. Chin.
Shoulder, shoulder, shoulder.
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And pat.
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Double dream hands.
266
00:13:03,458 --> 00:13:06,378
Two step clap! Reach to the audience!
267
00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:08,498
And butterfly.
268
00:13:08,792 --> 00:13:10,292
Double dream hands.
269
00:13:10,792 --> 00:13:11,712
Freestyle!
270
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:15,379
And punch!
271
00:13:15,875 --> 00:13:19,575
Hey! Careful, Gibson.
You're not wearing a helmet.
272
00:13:19,667 --> 00:13:20,917
Sure I am.
273
00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:25,998
-You want to borrow it?
-No, no, that's okay. It's...
274
00:13:27,208 --> 00:13:28,038
Thank you.
275
00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:32,583
Wow, you sure do sweat a lot, don't you?
276
00:13:33,458 --> 00:13:35,668
You think that one's bad,
check out this one.
277
00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:36,920
You're wearing another one?
278
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:40,580
Kidding! What kind of dork
would wear two hair helmets?
279
00:13:47,041 --> 00:13:48,631
(sobbing)
280
00:13:48,709 --> 00:13:50,829
She'll never learn to love again.
281
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:57,831
Dad, are you watching a chick flick
and crying?
282
00:13:58,375 --> 00:13:59,205
Of course not.
283
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,130
There's tear gas left on this pillow.
284
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:04,875
(screams)
285
00:14:05,834 --> 00:14:07,674
Why is this stuff all over the house?
286
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:12,130
I have got to learn to wash my hands
when I come home from work.
287
00:14:12,208 --> 00:14:13,578
Well, let's go.
288
00:14:13,667 --> 00:14:15,707
We have to get
to the Donkey King tournament.
289
00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:18,078
Sorry.
You're going to have to go without me.
290
00:14:18,166 --> 00:14:19,536
Chyna's at the roller rink
291
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,875
and I promised her I would not intrude.
292
00:14:21,959 --> 00:14:22,999
Of course.
293
00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:28,670
For years you've gone to her concerts,
recitals, awards presentations.
294
00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:32,210
Finally, I do something
that eclipses all of that
295
00:14:32,291 --> 00:14:33,791
and you're not even going to come.
296
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,288
Because I have a feeling
I'm going to win tonight.
297
00:14:37,917 --> 00:14:39,457
I don't know what to do.
298
00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:41,245
Chyna's there with this boy...
299
00:14:42,083 --> 00:14:44,293
Well, actually,
it's just a kid inside of a machine.
300
00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:48,078
Wait, I've got an idea.
301
00:14:50,083 --> 00:14:50,923
Seriously?
302
00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:53,131
This is your idea?
303
00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:55,875
This is a great disguise.
304
00:14:55,959 --> 00:14:57,749
Chyna won't know I'm here,
305
00:14:57,834 --> 00:14:59,674
and people keep giving me quarters.
306
00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:02,380
Oh, look out!
307
00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:04,753
(mimicking video game noises)
308
00:15:09,083 --> 00:15:10,213
Insert coin.
309
00:15:13,917 --> 00:15:15,077
Insert coin.
310
00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:17,416
What? I already did.
311
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,130
Stupid machine!
312
00:15:21,959 --> 00:15:23,289
(mimicking video game noises)
313
00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:31,133
(Fletcher)
Thanks for helping me out, Angus.
314
00:15:31,542 --> 00:15:33,422
I've got to stop Nigel
from stealing my girl.
315
00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:34,497
I get it.
316
00:15:34,583 --> 00:15:37,923
If that glorified toaster
oven came after my Olive,
317
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,710
he'd end up in a scrap heap. Turn.
318
00:15:44,625 --> 00:15:46,535
Are you sure you can hack
into Nigel's system?
319
00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:47,575
Are you kidding?
320
00:15:47,667 --> 00:15:50,457
Right now, I am directing the cameras
on The Tonight Show.
321
00:15:50,542 --> 00:15:52,422
Camera two, cut to Jay.
322
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:54,330
Turn.
323
00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,245
This is cool.
324
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:02,253
We're kind of, sort of,
almost sharing a milkshake.
325
00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:03,333
(slurping)
326
00:16:03,417 --> 00:16:06,077
Hey! Not too fast,
you'll get brain freeze.
327
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,036
Three, two, one.
328
00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:10,378
(Chyna) Nigel?
329
00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:12,078
Nigel?
330
00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:15,077
You got everything freeze!
331
00:16:16,291 --> 00:16:19,421
I just spilled a spot of tea
on the blinkin' gogglebox.
332
00:16:20,125 --> 00:16:25,075
But no need to get the collywobbles,it seems the sound is still peachy-keen.
333
00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:36,423
Yes!
334
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:38,290
Just beat my high score!
335
00:16:39,959 --> 00:16:41,879
See? And Olive's not even here.
336
00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:45,583
I guess you psyched her out
and she was too afraid to show up.
337
00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:47,037
Something like that.
338
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:50,330
(groans)
Better get to the roller rink.
339
00:16:50,417 --> 00:16:51,457
What the heck?
340
00:16:51,542 --> 00:16:52,542
(video game music)
341
00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:53,665
Barrel.
342
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:58,083
Barrel.
343
00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:03,078
Oh, apple. Bonus points.
344
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:09,669
You think you can stop me? I'm the champ!
345
00:17:25,041 --> 00:17:28,381
Now, let's see
who's inside this donkey suit.
346
00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:32,455
Wacky the Wolf!
347
00:17:35,417 --> 00:17:36,287
Oh!
348
00:17:36,959 --> 00:17:37,959
(laughs)
349
00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:41,879
(exclaims)
350
00:17:44,125 --> 00:17:46,165
(laughing)
(Fletcher) You stink!
351
00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:49,080
Perhaps you should take
those skates off your feet
352
00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:50,456
and put them on your bum-bum.
353
00:17:53,083 --> 00:17:55,173
Hey. I'm trying.
354
00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:58,210
(Fletcher)
Trying to do what? Make people laugh?
355
00:17:58,291 --> 00:18:00,581
Because you're so gobsmacking awful
356
00:18:00,667 --> 00:18:03,877
you make a Buckingham Palace guard
bust a gut snickering.
357
00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:06,789
(laughing)
358
00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:10,710
Why are you suddenly being such a jerk?
359
00:18:10,792 --> 00:18:12,922
No, I didn't say that!
360
00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:17,133
If you don't like it, perhaps
you should go out with someone else.
361
00:18:17,208 --> 00:18:22,128
Like that sweet, caring,
boyishly handsome Fletcher.
362
00:18:23,041 --> 00:18:24,381
Maybe I will!
363
00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:25,747
Yes!
364
00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:31,205
I mean... Yes, Jeeves,
do bring the pony around,
365
00:18:31,291 --> 00:18:32,711
I'd like to play a round of polo.
366
00:18:32,792 --> 00:18:34,422
Pip pip! Huzzah!
367
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:39,833
Hey, Cam, looks like you're going to win.
368
00:18:39,917 --> 00:18:40,747
(laughs)
369
00:18:41,083 --> 00:18:42,503
We'll see about that!
370
00:18:44,083 --> 00:18:44,963
Uh-oh.
371
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,040
Wacky told me everything!
372
00:18:47,583 --> 00:18:49,543
Including some weird personal stuff.
373
00:18:51,834 --> 00:18:53,504
You knew you couldn't beat me,
374
00:18:53,583 --> 00:18:55,793
so you set up a real life Donkey King game
375
00:18:55,875 --> 00:18:57,455
to try to make sure I never showed up.
376
00:18:58,291 --> 00:19:00,291
Cameron? Is that true?
377
00:19:01,542 --> 00:19:02,542
That's genius!
378
00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:05,327
Well, I'm out of here.
379
00:19:05,417 --> 00:19:07,167
What? Just when she shows up
380
00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:08,500
you're going to give up on me?
381
00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:12,003
No. Snac-Man needs to go
to the Snac-Men's room
382
00:19:12,083 --> 00:19:13,633
and deposit a roll of quarters.
383
00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:20,383
I can't believe I thought you were cute.
384
00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:22,628
Well, I'm not cute! I'm hideous.
385
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:26,380
And if you don't like it, well, too bad!
386
00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:27,668
This is the real me.
387
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,830
My name is Nigel and I'm a dodgy plonker.
388
00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:33,495
Fletcher, I can see you.
389
00:19:35,709 --> 00:19:36,749
Do something!
390
00:19:36,834 --> 00:19:38,884
Got it. Power surge!
391
00:19:38,959 --> 00:19:41,039
(robot whirring)
392
00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:42,423
Whoa!
393
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:48,580
(exclaiming)
394
00:19:49,417 --> 00:19:50,327
Dad?
395
00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:54,961
(mimicking video game noises)
396
00:19:55,041 --> 00:19:58,211
What? The scores got erased!
397
00:19:58,291 --> 00:20:00,791
(groans)
No fair! I was beating you!
398
00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:04,503
We both have zero?
399
00:20:05,959 --> 00:20:09,079
I'm tied for the championship! Woohoo!
400
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,786
Yes! Yes!
401
00:20:13,959 --> 00:20:15,539
Dad! I know you're in there!
402
00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:20,828
And, Fletcher, I know you're in there!
403
00:20:22,166 --> 00:20:23,166
Hi, Chyna.
404
00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:26,035
I see what's going on here.
405
00:20:27,166 --> 00:20:28,166
You do?
406
00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:31,290
Yes, my dad put you up to this.
407
00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:33,075
He didn't want me going out with Nigel
408
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:36,076
so he cooked up this scheme
to try to make him look bad.
409
00:20:36,166 --> 00:20:37,496
No, that's not true.
410
00:20:38,417 --> 00:20:41,627
You're hiding inside an arcade game.
411
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:44,579
Only because I...
412
00:20:44,667 --> 00:20:48,377
He wanted to make sureI went along with his evil plan!
413
00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:50,878
I didn't want to,but your father forced me.
414
00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:54,705
You make me sick.
415
00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:02,578
Hi, Chyna. Do you knowif we have any cranberry sauce?
416
00:21:09,417 --> 00:21:11,377
I'm sorry about last night, Nigel.
417
00:21:11,458 --> 00:21:13,418
My dad can get a little nutso.
418
00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:15,915
But I guess I understand.
419
00:21:16,291 --> 00:21:20,751
After all, I am his daughter
and he's my dad.
420
00:21:20,834 --> 00:21:23,424
And my brother is his sister's nephew.
421
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,790
Why don't we try going out againthis Saturday?
422
00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:28,705
We could go horseback riding.
423
00:21:28,792 --> 00:21:30,882
Don't you weigh like 3,000 pounds?
424
00:21:31,542 --> 00:21:32,672
Good point.
425
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:36,170
Besides, I don't think
I'm ready for a boyfriend.
426
00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:38,165
Who's a robot.
427
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:39,250
Understood.
428
00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:42,583
Well, maybe someday we can meet in person.
429
00:21:43,166 --> 00:21:45,456
That would be great.
Maybe you could come visit.
430
00:21:45,542 --> 00:21:49,382
(all) Crank. Crank. stay down.
431
00:21:49,458 --> 00:21:52,878
Shoulder. Chin.
Shoulder, shoulder, shoulder.
432
00:21:52,959 --> 00:21:54,169
And pat.
433
00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:57,540
Double dream hands.
434
00:21:58,125 --> 00:21:59,325
Or I could come to you.
435
00:21:59,959 --> 00:22:01,419
(all) Two step clap!
436
00:22:01,917 --> 00:22:03,537
Reach to the audience!
437
00:22:03,625 --> 00:22:06,035
And butterfly.
438
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:08,285
Double dream hands.
439
00:22:08,375 --> 00:22:09,955
And freestyle!
440
00:22:10,458 --> 00:22:13,378
(theme music playing)
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