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(upbeat music playing)
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Cameron, what dance should I dance
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for the first dance
at my first high school dance?
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The Dougie?
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The Robot?
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Dougie the Robot?
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You just took two of my favorite things
and made them horrible.
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Oh. Sorry, no Ants allowed.
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-Says who?
-The student body president.
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Well, I want to talk to him.
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-You are talking to him.
-That's him!
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Tough break, kid.
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You heard him. No Ants allowed.
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I'm not an Ant. I'm a sophomore.
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I've known you since kindergarten.
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Oh, right!
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You were that really tall kid.
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Yeah. I peaked early.
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Okay, I don't understand.
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All my friends said they were going
to the dance tonight.
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They must mean the Ant dance
in the Ant Farm.
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I'm sure you'll have a blast.
(laughs)
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(carnival music playing)
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Come on, Chyna!
We're playing musical chairs!
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All right. I'll go find a chair...
at my house.
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No, I don't think that's allowed,
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but let me check the rule book.
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(grunts)
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Hey! No fair!
I was checking the rule book!
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♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
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Whoo!
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♪ Everybody's got that thing ♪
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♪ Something different we all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'em clip your wings ♪
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♪ You got it, you got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blaze ♪
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♪ In extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 days ♪
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♪ We got it, we got it ♪
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♪ You can dream it ♪
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♪ You can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel it ♪
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♪ You can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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Whoo!
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Olive?
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Olive? Olive!
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This dance is pathetic.
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Forget the unicorn. Hit me.
Put me out of my misery.
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Oh, come on.
We're about to do the hokey pokey.
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Don't you want to put your left foot in?
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No, I want to turn myself around.
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I'll take a glass of yummy worms.
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And make it a double.
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Coming right up.
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So, what's got you down?
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I'm getting nowhere with Chyna.
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She doesn't even know I'm alive.
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Maybe you're not.
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Maybe you're a ghost.
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Hey!
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Nope. You're just unappealing.
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Time for a new approach, bro.
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Check out this book.
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It really changed my life.
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Sammy Sucks His Thumb?
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Yeah, not that book.
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This book.
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Ah. How To Win a Girl In Ten Easy Steps.
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I'm guessing step one
is "Don't suck your thumb."
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No, it says in order to get a girl
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you have to get in good
with the girl's father.
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That's why I'm taking Olive's dad
cheese-tasting.
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You'll see.
She'll be hitting on me in no time.
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Ow!
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Wow. You know your stuff.
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You know, I half expected candy
to pour out of him.
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Man, I really overdid it last night.
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That party was crazy.
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The whole thing is kind of hazy to me.
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was there a unicorn there?
(groans)
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I am never
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eating another piece of candy again.
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Ooh, jelly beans!
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-Hey!
-(screaming)
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Those are just for display.
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(chuckles)
What are you doing?
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Since they won't let us
into any school dances,
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I'm going to wear this
to sneak into prom this spring.
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What do you think?
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No offense,
but it makes you look a little hippy.
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Well, we have to do something.
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We can't let the student council
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keep us from going to school dances
or pep rallies.
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What am I going to do with all this pep?
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I'm backed up with pep!
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You know what you should do?
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There's an election coming up.
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You should use your pep to run for
Ant Representative on the Student Council.
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Really?
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You think I should?
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Absolutely! I mean,
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you're smart, you're charming,
you comfortably seat eight.
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You know what? I'll do it!
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(exhales)
I'll run for student council.
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Great! Let's just get
your name on the ballot.
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All you have to do is just record
and submit this nomination statement.
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I, Chyna Parks,
nominate myself for Student Council.
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There. History begins now!
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Ooh, good slogan!
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No, I mean History begins right now.
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We don't want to be late for class.
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(school bell ringing)
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Hey, Cameron. Want to watch the game?
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No. Every time we watch baseball,
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all you do is make me get food for you
from the kitchen.
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Well, that's a family tradition.
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I got food for my dad,
you get food for me,
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and one day,
your son will get food for you.
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If you can trick a girl into marrying you.
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You mean like you did?
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Exactly! Another family tradition.
(laughing)
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Come on. Have a seat.
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I'll pass. I got this cool new video game.
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Synchronized Swimming.
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(laughs)
You mean like water ballet?
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No, water ballet is for girls.
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Synchronized swimming is a man's game.
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(knocking on door)
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You look like a flower shop
threw up on your head.
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Oh. Hello, Mr. Parks. Is Chyna home?
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-Uh...
-She's not? Oh, no.
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Now I am stuck with this large
meat maniac's pizza.
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I'm a meat maniac.
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You want to come in
and watch some baseball?
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Sure, I'm a big fan of the baseball.
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Look out, Cameron.
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Make room for the kid
with nine kinds of meat.
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♪ My name is ChynaAnd I'm running for student council ♪
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♪ Please accept this giftOf a number two pounce-cil ♪
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Oh!
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♪ Paisley! Paisley! Vote for me, Paisley ♪
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♪ If you do, I'll play my guitar crazily ♪
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(playing solo)
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Wow, that totally rocked!
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(laughing)
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But sorry. I'm not old enough to vote.
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You're running for Ant Rep?
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Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't think
you were running for re-election.
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Re-election?
I didn't even run the first time!
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Principal Skidmore made me
because no one else would.
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She did?
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Yeah, you'd have to be an idiot
to run for Ant Rep.
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Cool poster by the way.
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Wait. I don't understand.
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What makes being Ant Rep so horrible?
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And thank you. I made it myself.
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(chuckles)
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You're forced to participate
in every student activity.
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-What's so bad about that?
-(sighs)
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Are you sure this is going to be fun?
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Of course. This is going to be super fun.
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For us.
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Ready?
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Fire in the hole!
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(Angus screaming)
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(window shattering)
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Maybe we should have done this outside.
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Step right up! Three balls for a dollar!
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(exclaims)
Congratulations!
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You win a jumbo bunny!
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Do I have to go home with these people?
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(slow dance music playing)
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(mechanical whirring)
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Hey!
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What's wrong with the mirror ball?
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Angus, get back up there!
You're ruining the mood!
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On the bright side,
you'll get to go to prom!
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I can't believe Olive set me up!
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Yeah, well, if no one else ran,
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Olive would be appointed.
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How could she do that to me?
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She's got a dark side.
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That's what I dig about her.
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(sighs)
Okay, I think I got all the posters down.
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-How do I get my name off the ballot?
-You can't.
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It's all here in black and white.
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Sammy Sucks His Thumb?
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Not that book, this book.
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The student council manual.
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Section six, paragraph two.
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"No backsies"?
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Sorry, once you submit
a nomination statement,
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there's nothing you can do.
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Really?
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Angus, is there, like,
a feature on our A.N.T. Pad
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for editing what someone says
into a completely different sentence?
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Because that would be awesome.
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(Chyna) Angus is four feet of awesome.
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That app is on my A.N.T. Pad?
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That is so cool. I love that.
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(Chyna) I love angus. angus is cool.
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Okay, don't make me
take that away from you.
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Hey, Olive,
can you help me with my campaign?
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Someone's running against you?
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I mean, sure, anything to help.
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No one's running against me.
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I just really want to get
my message out there.
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I wrote a campaign song
and I need someone to lay a rap on it.
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(clears throat)
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Sure. I guess I could spit some fire
into the M-I-C.
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You're such a good friend.
(laughs)
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(hip-hop beat playing)
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♪ Elf on my window sillNext to the doily ♪
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♪ Had some mice stewBut it was too olive oily ♪
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♪ My skills to recountAre innately phenomenal ♪
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♪ Four dents in my bumperBut the damage is nominal ♪
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♪ Holla ♪
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Those are some weird lyrics.
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You know how kids love random humor.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Monkey pants!
(laughing)
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I guess you're right.
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(Olive)
I, Olive Doyle, nomin nate mice elf
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for stew dent count sill. Holla!
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Hey, Cam.
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Are you here to pick me up?
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Because I've got plans with my friends,
Teemo and Crouton.
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We're going to try to come up
with better nicknames.
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I'm not here for you.
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Someone who actually likes
spending time with me
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invited me to tonight's Giants game.
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-Hey, D-Bomb!
-Hey, Fletch-Dogg!
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See? Those are nicknames.
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Wow, check it out.
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We're sitting
right on the third base line.
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Oh. And the food's on me.
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Oh, no, no, no, no. I can't let you pay
those inflated stadium prices.
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No, I mean the food is literally on me.
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(scoffs)
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I'll be a mother's kitten...
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(exclaims)
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Yeah, it's all part of the package.
I'm kind, sweet, dependable.
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I'll make some girl very happy someday.
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Forget that. You make me happy right now.
I'll have one...
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Come on, let's get to that game.
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(laughs)
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You know what?
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You guys go have fun.
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I'm going to hang out here
with Taffy and Envelope.
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We're still working on it.
258
00:13:51,542 --> 00:13:52,752
What the heck?
259
00:13:52,834 --> 00:13:55,134
I never nominated myself.
260
00:13:56,834 --> 00:14:00,134
Oh, but you did. Remember your little rap?
261
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(Olive)
I, Olive Doyle, nomin nate mice elf
262
00:14:03,291 --> 00:14:06,541
-for stew dent count sill. Holla!
-Holla!
263
00:14:07,417 --> 00:14:08,877
You faked my flow!
264
00:14:09,417 --> 00:14:12,287
Hey, I tricked you into running
just like you tricked me.
265
00:14:14,041 --> 00:14:15,831
I don't remember that.
266
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:20,785
Oh, come on! You have a perfect memory.
267
00:14:20,875 --> 00:14:22,205
You remember everything!
268
00:14:22,291 --> 00:14:24,631
You remember what you wore
for your third birthday party!
269
00:14:24,709 --> 00:14:27,629
Floral cardigan, fuchsia button-down,
lime green tank top and jeans.
270
00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:30,876
I really need to update my look.
271
00:14:31,834 --> 00:14:33,964
No, actually, it looks really cute on you.
272
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:36,081
All you need to do
is add like a cute purse here
273
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:37,916
and then a sparkly belt and that'll be...
274
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,210
What am I doing? I'm mad at you!
275
00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:43,995
Well, I'm sorry. I panicked, okay.
276
00:14:44,792 --> 00:14:46,132
I can't be a mirror ball.
277
00:14:46,208 --> 00:14:47,788
I'm afraid of heights.
278
00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:50,035
And mirrors. And balls!
279
00:14:50,667 --> 00:14:54,957
Well, I'll see to it that you mop
the floor with me in this election!
280
00:14:55,041 --> 00:14:58,381
No way. This election
is a huge popularity contest,
281
00:14:58,458 --> 00:15:01,128
and no one is less popular than I am.
282
00:15:01,208 --> 00:15:02,168
(exclaims)
283
00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:15,083
Oh, posters. What happened?
284
00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:17,786
You felt bad about what you did
and you're trying to win?
285
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:19,375
See for yourself.
286
00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:22,288
Why don't you read my campaign promises
at the bottom of the poster?
287
00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:28,670
"I promise my ideas will knock you out."
288
00:15:33,125 --> 00:15:35,955
Olive, I am not voting for you!
289
00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:38,958
Your poster punched me seven times.
290
00:15:39,458 --> 00:15:41,538
I wish I were a faster reader.
291
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:45,165
Good, vote for Chyna! She's awesome!
292
00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:47,540
Stop saying nice things about me.
293
00:15:48,417 --> 00:15:49,667
It won't help anyway.
294
00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:53,710
I hear there's a scandalous video of me
that recently surfaced.
295
00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:03,957
Oh, no.Where will I put all this toxic waste?
296
00:16:04,959 --> 00:16:09,419
I'll just dump it hereand it'll go right out to the ocean.
297
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:14,540
Mmm. That smells really toxic.
298
00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:21,535
This is terrible!
299
00:16:21,834 --> 00:16:24,714
There goes my political career!
300
00:16:24,792 --> 00:16:26,422
No one will vote for me
301
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:30,250
now that they know about my hatred
of Mother Earth!
302
00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:34,581
Guess you're going to kick my butt now.
303
00:16:35,166 --> 00:16:35,996
(exclaims)
304
00:16:43,375 --> 00:16:47,075
-(instrumental music playing)
-(water splashing)
305
00:16:53,709 --> 00:16:54,669
Now rocket split!
306
00:16:56,041 --> 00:16:56,881
Into the twirl!
307
00:16:58,375 --> 00:17:00,455
Now into the flamingo...
308
00:17:01,041 --> 00:17:02,251
-Hey, dad!
-(exclaims)
309
00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:04,920
What are you doing?
310
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,750
I got two tickets to the movies tonight.
311
00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:10,883
So, who are you taking? Taffy or Envelope?
312
00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:13,630
No, I thought we could go together.
313
00:17:13,709 --> 00:17:17,169
I even figured out a way
to sneak in fresh, hot popcorn.
314
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:18,170
Check it out.
315
00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:21,205
(corn popping)
316
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:25,745
Plus, I've got salt
and butter in my pants.
317
00:17:25,834 --> 00:17:27,294
(popping continues)
318
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,630
(beeping)
319
00:17:31,709 --> 00:17:32,789
(explosion)
320
00:17:34,834 --> 00:17:38,004
Ow! Cameron, what are you doing?
321
00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:39,883
Seeing you spend time with Fletcher
322
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,459
made me miss hanging out with you.
323
00:17:44,208 --> 00:17:45,878
Remember how we used to play catch?
324
00:17:46,417 --> 00:17:49,037
You'd throw the ball,
I'd run and chase it.
325
00:17:49,125 --> 00:17:51,575
And sometimes,
when we couldn't find the ball,
326
00:17:51,667 --> 00:17:53,037
you'd throw a stick.
327
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:56,500
Are you crying?
328
00:17:56,583 --> 00:17:59,713
Yeah. I got a hot kernel right in the eye!
329
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,580
But I do miss those days.
330
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:11,210
How about we give Fletcher the tickets
331
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,671
and you and I go outside
332
00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:14,540
and I'll watch you chase
the neighbor's cat.
333
00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:15,495
Yes!
334
00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:17,333
That's a great idea!
335
00:18:17,917 --> 00:18:19,247
Maybe I can take Chyna.
336
00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:21,207
Just the two of us. Alone.
337
00:18:21,458 --> 00:18:23,078
Think you can make that happen, D-Bomb?
338
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:26,577
Wait a minute. I see what's going on.
339
00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:29,077
You're just using my dad
to try to get to Chyna
340
00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:32,250
like it says in that
stupid book Angus gave me.
341
00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:33,705
Is that true?
342
00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:37,750
If it were, would that make me
a resourceful go-getter
343
00:18:37,834 --> 00:18:41,584
worthy of your support, praise,
and, when the time comes, your blessing?
344
00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:44,457
(chuckles)
No, that would make you stupid.
345
00:18:44,542 --> 00:18:46,252
Chyna doesn't care about my opinion.
346
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:47,583
Nobody does.
347
00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:49,920
He's right.
348
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,330
Cameron, let's get to that movie.
349
00:18:52,417 --> 00:18:53,877
Let me go change first.
350
00:18:53,959 --> 00:18:56,129
-But you look fine.
-Yeah,
351
00:18:56,208 --> 00:18:58,208
but the butter just melted.
352
00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:11,415
How dare you pass out these cupcakes
with my name on them?
353
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,630
They are delicious!
354
00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:16,078
Look, I had no choice.
355
00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:19,916
You published that glowing profile of me
in the school newspaper.
356
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,380
I looked beautiful in that picture!
357
00:19:23,583 --> 00:19:25,883
Hey, girls.
The most recent poll results are in.
358
00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:29,748
Ninety eight percent of boys
think I'm the prettiest girl in school.
359
00:19:29,834 --> 00:19:31,584
The other two percent were absent.
360
00:19:33,125 --> 00:19:36,125
Oh, and Olive,
you're currently favored to win Ant Rep.
361
00:19:36,959 --> 00:19:39,329
So, what size cannon do you wear?
362
00:19:41,166 --> 00:19:43,456
(evil laugh)
Winner!
363
00:19:47,792 --> 00:19:48,962
Attention, students,
364
00:19:49,542 --> 00:19:53,292
if elected, I vow to get us more homework
each and every night.
365
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,330
(Chyna) Oh, no, you don't!
366
00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:58,963
Vote for me
and I'll make sure we go to school
367
00:19:59,041 --> 00:20:00,581
seven days a week!
368
00:20:02,667 --> 00:20:05,327
I will insist that the cafeteria
369
00:20:05,417 --> 00:20:07,997
serve nothing but brussels
sprouts and cauliflower!
370
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,583
I'll outlaw use of the Internet!
371
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,077
When you need to look things up,
372
00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:14,496
you'll have to go to this building
called a library.
373
00:20:15,542 --> 00:20:18,422
Whoa, whoa, whoa! That's enough!
374
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:21,040
You girls have it all wrong.
375
00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:23,125
The students need less homework!
376
00:20:23,208 --> 00:20:26,578
Fewer school days! No vegetables!
377
00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:27,997
That Ant is right!
378
00:20:28,083 --> 00:20:29,463
(all cheering)
379
00:20:32,959 --> 00:20:34,999
We need easier classes!
380
00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:37,923
No math! Lesser grammar!
381
00:20:38,792 --> 00:20:43,212
Yeah, lesser grammar!
That's the goodest idea I ever hear!
382
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,420
Attention students!
383
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:54,130
The election results are in.
384
00:20:55,291 --> 00:20:58,541
Yes, I won student body president again!
385
00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:01,133
Long live the queen!
386
00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:02,878
Who won the Ant seat?
387
00:21:02,959 --> 00:21:04,539
Ah, that.
388
00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:08,377
In a shocking landslide victory...
389
00:21:08,458 --> 00:21:10,628
Please be Olive, please be Olive.
390
00:21:10,709 --> 00:21:12,959
...with 507 votes...
391
00:21:13,041 --> 00:21:14,961
Please be Chyna, please be Chyna.
392
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:17,671
...the new Ant Rep is
393
00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:20,330
write-in candidate Cameron Parks!
394
00:21:20,417 --> 00:21:21,627
-What?
-What?
395
00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:25,960
I won? I finally won something?
396
00:21:26,041 --> 00:21:28,381
-Looks like we lucked out.
-Yeah!
397
00:21:28,458 --> 00:21:29,878
Sorry I set you up.
398
00:21:29,959 --> 00:21:33,289
Yeah. I'm sorry
I said all those nice things about you.
399
00:21:35,333 --> 00:21:38,293
Wait, how could Cameron win?
400
00:21:38,792 --> 00:21:40,712
He isn't even an Ant.
401
00:21:40,792 --> 00:21:43,042
Ooh, look, jelly beans. Oh, man!
402
00:21:44,792 --> 00:21:47,792
According to student ordinance 12,
section five,
403
00:21:47,875 --> 00:21:49,495
the Ant Rep can be any student,
404
00:21:49,583 --> 00:21:51,793
provided they are under 5' tall.
405
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:53,035
Why does height matter?
406
00:21:53,125 --> 00:21:55,495
So you can fit in the cannon!
407
00:22:03,375 --> 00:22:05,915
Ooh, nice try. Want to go again?
408
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,540
I've been trying for an hour.
409
00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:09,375
Don't give up!
410
00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:11,248
Let me get a corn dog first.
411
00:22:11,333 --> 00:22:13,133
No, you have to win me!
412
00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:15,078
I don't want to go home with a stranger!
413
00:22:20,917 --> 00:22:22,877
Winner!
(giggles)
414
00:22:22,959 --> 00:22:25,419
Never mind, Dad, I'm good!
415
00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:28,420
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