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Let's go! Let's go!
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Okay, everybody. This is it!
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The activity fair.
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A great opportunity for you guys
to blend in with the big kids.
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Well, then, not so sure
the preschool safety rope is helping.
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Look, as advisor
to the A.N.T. Program,
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I need to make sure
that you all stay safe,
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so that I don't get fired.
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So, if you get lost,
just blow your panic whistle.
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(Blowing)
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Gibson, are you lost again?
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Nope, not a problem anymore,
Principal Skidmore.
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My A.N.T. Pad has a GPS app.
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(Automated voice
speaking foreign language)
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As soon as I learn to speak Korean,
this will be really helpful.
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Wow, look at all these choices!
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Physics Club, French Club.
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Ooh! Club Sandwich Club!
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What are you doing?
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Chyna, this school is a jungle.
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We're baby gazelles, prancing around,
all wide-eyed and innocent.
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"Oh, look, a watering hole.
I think I'll stop and take a drink."
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Next thing you know, snap!
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A crocodile bites your head off!
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You really need to stop watching
those nature specials.
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Sometimes,
they show them pooping.
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Look, we're only required to do
one extracurricular activity
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and you already signed up
for the school musical.
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To audition.
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But I'm up against Lexi, so who knows
if I'll even get a good part.
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I mean, the play could be Cats,
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and I could end up
being the litter box.
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(Clanging)
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Hello, ladies.
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Ooh! See? There you go.
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Fletcher's getting into
the spirit of things.
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He's signing up
for the Renaissance Club.
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No! I'm wearing this to protect myself
from the big kids.
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Hey, could you pull that down for me?
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Yeah. While I'm inside this,
nothing can hurt me.
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Wow, the Physics Club
is very desperate for members.
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(Theme song playing)
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(Whoo!)
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♪ Everybody's got that thing ♪
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♪ Something differentwe all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'emclip your wings ♪
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♪ You got itYou got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blaze ♪
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♪ In extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 days ♪
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♪ We got itWe got it ♪
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♪ You can dream it ♪
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♪ You can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel it ♪
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♪ You can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ ExceptionalExceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ ExceptionalExceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, oohOoh, ooh ♪
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(Whoo!)
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Try out for cheer!
Sign up here!
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Jump up and wave your arms!
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Don't set off the fire alarms!
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What? That's a really
good message.
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Cameron, you joined
Photography Club?
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Nope. (Chuckles)
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Yearbook?
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Nope.
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Uh-oh.
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There's Lexi, the biggest,
meanest crocodile of them all.
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Unfortunately, unlike the chameleon
or the Indonesian mimic octopus,
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we have no natural
camouflage abilities.
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Oh, maybe we do.
(Whispers) Here, just put that on.
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Hey, Chyna.
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What are you
so happy about?
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Hey, Lexi.
Hey, Paisley.
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So, Chyna, are you going to try out
for cheerleading?
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You totally should.
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You think?
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Don't stop to drink!
Don't stop to drink!
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Yeah, you'd be great!
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You're good at music and dance.
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And you've got a really great smile.
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Maybe I will sign up.
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I can't let you do this.
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Ow!
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Ooh! I found a pen. Score!
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Forget it. I am not joining
the cheerleaders.
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It goes against everything
I stand for as a feminist.
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Plus, I'm scared of them.
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Besides, we'd make total fools
of ourselves.
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My dad says if you really
commit to something
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and do your best,
you will never look like a fool.
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Of course, he wears
black knee socks with sandals,
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but we will overlook that.
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Come on, it won't be fun
unless we do it together.
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Well, I'm nothing if not fun.
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Oh, hey, Fletcher.
How did it go at the Chess Club?
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(Exhales)
Not well.
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Next up is Alive.
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Um, my name is Olive.
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Oh, okay, Olive!
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You can go since
this Alive girl didn't show up.
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Okay,
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I'm going to do a cheer
that I wrote myself
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in honor of our beloved team,
the Webster Wolves.
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Wolves are tough!
Wolves are strong!
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Wolves are typically
60-inches long!
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Canis lupus they're called in Latin!
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On badgers, mice,
and fox they fatten!
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Howling consists
of a fundamental frequency,
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which lies between
150 and 780 hertz,
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and consists of up to 12
harmonically related overtones!
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(Blowing)
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Why are you blowing your whistle?
Is someone lost?
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Olive, your cheer
was very educational.
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I learned that I hate you.
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Next!
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Mmm.
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Ka-hyna?
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It's Chyna.
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People shouldn't sign up
if they're not going to show.
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Okay. So.
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Shake it to the left!
Shake it to the right!
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Stand up, Wolves,
and fight, fight, fight!
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Push them back!
Push them back!
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Wolves attack!
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(Gasps) Ow! My nose!
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Oh, my gosh! I'm so sorry!
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I think it's bleeding!
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Oh, wait, no, you're supposed
to tilt your head forward.
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Ow! (Crying)
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My wolf cheer isn't looking so bad
now, is it?
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Uh, I must have
the wrong room.
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I was hoping to join
the End Hunger Today Club?
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Sorry, (licks noisily) we're full.
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But there is no one here
except you.
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Fine. Look, we'll take a vote.
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All in favor of letting Fletcher
into the club?
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All opposed?
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Sorry, it's unanimous.
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Are you even trying
to end hunger?
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You're just eating Buffalo wings.
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And thus, ending my hunger.
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I feel if I can help just one person,
then, I'm making a difference.
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So the End Hunger Today Club
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just uses school funds
to buy Buffalo wings?
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That was the founder's vision.
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-Mmm.
-Well, I don't think Principal Skidmore
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would approve of this.
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What's your point, Ant?
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Let me in your club
or I'll tell her about your little scam.
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Everyone, let's welcome
our new member, Fletcher!
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Well, Olive, you were right.
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Our tryouts were a complete disaster.
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We'll do something else together.
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Uh, Paisley, I am so, so, so sorry
about your nose.
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Oh, don't be.
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I'm hoping it's broken,
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so my mom will finally
let me get a nose job!
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So, Chyna, about your audition...
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No, it's okay.
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Being a cheerleader isn't even
important to us anymore.
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Olive and I are going to find
something better to do together.
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Chyna, you made the squad!
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Oh, my gosh!
I'm a cheerleader!
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This is the greatest day of my life!
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Oh, and by the way, Olive,
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even though
you didn't make the squad,
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I did type up your wolf cheer
and turn it in as my biology paper.
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A-plus.
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Come on, Chyna.
Let's go get your uniform.
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(Chyna squealing)
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Hey, Olive.
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Aw, you look sad.
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Tissue?
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(Blows nose noisily)
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Angus! Angus! He's our man!
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If he can't hack into the CIA
classified database, nobody can!
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Hey, uh, why are you
talking like that?
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Lexi says to do it right,
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I must cheer both day and night!
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Okay, um, where were you at lunch?
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Sorry I didn't eat with you!
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Cheerleaders met from 1:00 to 2:00!
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Uh, fine. Um.
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Hey, wanna come over
after school then?
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We can make historical hats
for my turtle.
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The squad is getting
their hair done!
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Lexi says it's lots of fun!
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Can I take a rain check...
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Cheer again, I'll punch your neck.
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(Sighs) I can't believe
you're making friends with Lexi.
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I mean, it's not natural.
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Have you ever seen a gazelle and a
crocodile sign each other's yearbooks?
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She's not so bad!
Now I have to leave!
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It takes forever
to get a weave!
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Well... Whatever!
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I have plenty of other friends!
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I'll just hang out
with Angus instead!
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All right! I've been waiting
for this moment.
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(Romantic music playing)
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As President of
the End Hunger Today Club,
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I call this meeting to order.
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First item of business,
Buffalo wings.
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Uh, President?
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I don't remember
us having an election.
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Fine, look,
we'll have an election.
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Who votes for Cameron?
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I can't help it.
You're just so darn charismatic.
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Okay.
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So, what did you order?
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"Mild, mild medium,
medium, medium hot,
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hot, extra hot,
or 'Ah! Get this out of my mouth!'"
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Just see for yourself.
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Aah! Get this
out of my mouth!
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Actually, those are the medium.
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I don't care, get this out of my mouth.
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(Blowing)
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-Ready?
-(All) Okay!
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Front to back!
Left to right!
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Come on, Wolves!
Let's fight, fight, fight!
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Oh!
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Chyna, you may be an Ant,
but you need to sound like a Wolf.
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Oh.
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(Snarling)
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Just be louder.
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-Okay. Let's form a cheer line!
-(Blowing)
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(Grunts)
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Ow! Ooh!
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(Blowing)
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Okay, let's work
on our basket toss.
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Yay!
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Chyna! Get in the basket.
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Did you say basket or casket?
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-Come on, it's fun!
-Okay.
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Ready?
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No, actually...
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(Screaming)
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(Crashing)
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Where'd she go?
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(Chyna) I'm over here.
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Can somebody
please help me down?
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-(Screams)
-(Thudding)
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Never mind.
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Okay, now we practice pom-poms.
248
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Good. That sounds safer.
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For night games!
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(Yelling)
Hot! Hot!
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It's too bad
we don't have marshmallows.
252
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We can make s'mores.
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(Groans)
254
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Okay, Chyna, why don't you lead us
in the final cheer?
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Come on! Nice and loud!
256
00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:43,997
Big smile! Let me see those teeth!
257
00:13:44,083 --> 00:13:47,213
(Pants) I think there may be
a couple over there on the floor.
258
00:13:50,291 --> 00:13:51,421
(Blowing)
259
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:53,380
Ready? Let's go!
260
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,828
-Give me a "W"!
-(Cheerleaders) "W"!
261
00:13:55,917 --> 00:13:57,957
-Give me an "O"!
-"O"!
262
00:13:58,041 --> 00:14:00,711
Give me a... (Squeaking)
263
00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:03,463
(Cheerleaders squeaking)
264
00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:08,576
Oh, no! You lost your voice?
265
00:14:09,709 --> 00:14:11,629
This is terrible.
266
00:14:11,709 --> 00:14:14,379
Now, you won't be able to lead us
in the final cheer
267
00:14:16,834 --> 00:14:19,634
or audition for the school musical
tomorrow.
268
00:14:22,709 --> 00:14:27,249
Oh, are those tears coming out of
your one eye that isn't swollen shut?
269
00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:32,963
Sorry, I don't have any tissues.
270
00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:36,996
Someone say they needed a tissue?
271
00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:54,960
Care to make a donation? Donation.
272
00:14:55,041 --> 00:14:56,961
Care to make a donation?
273
00:14:57,041 --> 00:14:58,001
Mr. Zimbaldi.
274
00:14:58,083 --> 00:15:00,633
Care to make a donation to help
make the world a better place?
275
00:15:00,709 --> 00:15:02,289
Are you trying
to cure baldness?
276
00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:03,375
No.
277
00:15:03,458 --> 00:15:04,378
(Mutters)
278
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:08,630
There you are, man.
279
00:15:08,709 --> 00:15:10,379
Look, I've been sitting here
for an hour
280
00:15:10,458 --> 00:15:12,078
and all we've got is 35 cents,
281
00:15:12,166 --> 00:15:14,536
a chewed up piece of gum,
and an arcade ticket.
282
00:15:14,625 --> 00:15:15,915
Ooh, I collect those.
283
00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:17,331
What's the point?
284
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,667
You need like a million tickets
to get anything good.
285
00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:21,290
No, I meant the chewed up gum.
286
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:24,753
Look, you said we were going to
make money!
287
00:15:24,834 --> 00:15:26,884
But nobody's giving us anything.
288
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:28,749
They just need a little incentive.
289
00:15:32,375 --> 00:15:35,165
Oprah? How did you get Oprah
to endorse us?
290
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:38,130
I simply looked up the number
to her headquarters in Chicago,
291
00:15:38,208 --> 00:15:40,328
called her, and when they
wouldn't put me through,
292
00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:41,707
I made the poster anyway.
293
00:15:46,375 --> 00:15:47,415
Uh-huh.
294
00:15:48,125 --> 00:15:50,205
Usually when I
cornrow Chyna's hair,
295
00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:52,081
I don't actually find corn in it.
296
00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:56,083
Oh, so that's where that went!
297
00:15:57,959 --> 00:15:59,419
Ew, gross.
298
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,377
If you're going to be all judgy,
299
00:16:01,458 --> 00:16:03,458
maybe you should find
someone else to play with.
300
00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:06,380
(Romantic music playing)
301
00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:13,213
No, Angus!
302
00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:16,325
(Music stops)
303
00:16:16,417 --> 00:16:18,327
You'll come around.
(Clicks tongue)
304
00:16:26,125 --> 00:16:27,575
(Gasps) Ugh!
305
00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:31,415
Chyna? What happened to you?
306
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:32,670
(Voice rasping)
307
00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:33,960
You lost your voice?
308
00:16:35,542 --> 00:16:36,962
Then act out what happened.
309
00:16:39,709 --> 00:16:43,919
You were at the airport
helping planes land.
310
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:53,422
Oh, oh, oh! But the union guys
didn't like that, did they?
311
00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:54,630
So they roughed you up.
312
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,540
Use the voice app
on my A.N.T. Pad.
313
00:16:59,625 --> 00:17:01,165
Just type in what you want to say.
314
00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:09,748
Use your tongue.
315
00:17:16,291 --> 00:17:20,171
(Automated voice)
You wore rigatoni about Lexi. She is oval.
316
00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:22,460
I shoulder have licensed to you.
317
00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:26,213
Oh, my gosh. Lexi did this?
318
00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:30,167
I am soupy.
319
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:32,920
Apology accepted.
320
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:33,880
(Sniffs)
321
00:17:35,667 --> 00:17:36,497
Ow.
322
00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:41,326
Well, what are you going to do
about the musical?
323
00:17:42,834 --> 00:17:44,134
What?
324
00:17:44,208 --> 00:17:46,878
-Look, but you have to audition.
-(Exhales)
325
00:17:46,959 --> 00:17:51,249
You may be bloodied, grotesque
and near impossible to look at,
326
00:17:53,083 --> 00:17:56,043
but as my best friend once said,
327
00:17:56,125 --> 00:17:58,995
"If you really commit to something
and do your best,
328
00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:00,543
you'll never look like a fool."
329
00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:03,248
I don't remember saying that.
330
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:09,170
This is fantastic.
331
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:13,210
Like for so many others,
Oprah has made our dreams come true.
332
00:18:13,291 --> 00:18:14,791
Yeah.
333
00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:17,665
But instead of the bling bling,
we got the wing wing!
334
00:18:20,458 --> 00:18:21,918
Don't ever say that again.
335
00:18:23,375 --> 00:18:25,325
Seriously, strike that
from the minutes.
336
00:18:27,834 --> 00:18:31,794
So, this is the End Hunger Today Club?
337
00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:34,287
It was his idea!
338
00:18:34,375 --> 00:18:35,415
Oh, Cameron.
339
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:37,790
(Chuckles)
You should be commended.
340
00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:40,705
It's wonderful to see students
341
00:18:40,792 --> 00:18:43,462
get behind a worthwhile cause
like this.
342
00:18:43,542 --> 00:18:47,212
Well, Principal Skidmore,
the one hunger that will never end
343
00:18:47,291 --> 00:18:49,081
is my hunger to help people.
344
00:18:49,166 --> 00:18:51,326
Uh-oh, our wings are here!
345
00:18:51,417 --> 00:18:54,997
Uh, he means our angel wings,
346
00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:58,463
which we've earned
by doing such good work.
347
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:04,455
What? These are Buffalo wings.
348
00:19:04,542 --> 00:19:08,042
Get these out of my sight.
Just set them outside.
349
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:10,075
Wait!
350
00:19:10,166 --> 00:19:11,746
I know what's going on here.
351
00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:15,882
You two have created a fake club
352
00:19:15,959 --> 00:19:18,959
and are using school funds
and fraudulent donations
353
00:19:19,041 --> 00:19:21,131
to sit here and eat Buffalo wings!
354
00:19:21,208 --> 00:19:23,208
-He thought up the fundraiser!
-He started the club!
355
00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:25,581
-I am an innocent pawn.
-And he the one that called Oprah!
356
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,206
I don't care who did what.
357
00:19:28,291 --> 00:19:29,921
What's important here is...
358
00:19:30,792 --> 00:19:31,832
I want in!
359
00:19:31,917 --> 00:19:32,917
(Screaming)
360
00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:36,423
Thank you.
361
00:19:37,041 --> 00:19:37,961
Next!
362
00:19:39,667 --> 00:19:41,127
Lexi! Lexi...
363
00:19:41,208 --> 00:19:42,128
Oh, there you are.
364
00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:47,375
For my audition,
I will be singing a song that I wrote.
365
00:19:49,709 --> 00:19:53,579
♪ Marshmallow marshesand gumdrop trees ♪
366
00:19:53,667 --> 00:19:57,627
(Gasps)
♪ Chocolate bunnies and gummy bees ♪
367
00:19:57,709 --> 00:20:01,419
♪ Doors made of s'moresand streets of sweets ♪
368
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:06,000
♪ You'll never feel downwhen you're in Candy Town! ♪
369
00:20:06,083 --> 00:20:08,463
Aw, wonderful, Lexi!
370
00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:10,962
That was so sweet,
I'm worried about my blood sugar.
371
00:20:11,041 --> 00:20:12,131
Oh, thank you.
372
00:20:12,208 --> 00:20:13,748
No, seriously, I may faint.
373
00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:17,923
Next up, uh, Chyna!
374
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,130
Chyna! Chyna!
375
00:20:21,625 --> 00:20:23,415
Chyna! Holy crab cakes!
376
00:20:29,291 --> 00:20:30,291
Okay.
377
00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:32,250
(Coughs)
378
00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:38,214
(Sings hoarsely)
♪ Smiles don't cost you anything ♪
379
00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:43,793
♪ So just be happy and sing ♪
380
00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:45,745
♪ Sing, sing... ♪
381
00:20:45,834 --> 00:20:47,084
(Coughing)
382
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,920
(Hoarsely)
What are you all looking at?
383
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,540
Stop staring at me!
384
00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:58,535
You think I asked to be like this?
385
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:01,630
I just want to belong
and to fit in.
386
00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:05,537
I may look hideous,
but I have feelings!
387
00:21:06,417 --> 00:21:09,247
I am not a freak!
388
00:21:10,125 --> 00:21:12,995
I am a human being!
389
00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:21,125
Chyna, that was amazing!
390
00:21:21,208 --> 00:21:23,328
That was the best monologue
I've ever heard.
391
00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:27,325
That was from
The Hunchback of Notre Dame, right?
392
00:21:27,417 --> 00:21:29,667
Uh. Sure.
393
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:36,083
I mean, I knew you could sing,
but your acting skills, wow!
394
00:21:36,166 --> 00:21:39,166
Not to mention your amazing talent
with prosthetic makeup.
395
00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:41,628
I don't need to see anybody else.
396
00:21:41,709 --> 00:21:43,539
Chyna's going to be the leadin the school play!
397
00:21:43,625 --> 00:21:45,205
-What?
-Chyna's going to be the lead
398
00:21:45,291 --> 00:21:46,461
in the school play!
399
00:21:48,959 --> 00:21:49,879
Aw!
400
00:21:51,709 --> 00:21:54,079
Gibson, Lexi needs a tissue.
401
00:21:58,875 --> 00:22:00,575
Oh, there you are, Fletcher.
402
00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:03,417
Mmm! What do you want?
403
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:07,040
Well, I still need
an extracurricular activity.
404
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:09,825
Is this the End Hunger Today Club?
Uh, I want to join.
405
00:22:09,917 --> 00:22:11,207
Sorry, we're full!
406
00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:16,375
But there's only three people here.
407
00:22:16,458 --> 00:22:17,378
I said we're full!
408
00:22:19,375 --> 00:22:21,785
Come on, guys... Before I eat it all.
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