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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,125 --> 00:00:09,535 Oh, my gosh! Dad, look at this place! 2 00:00:09,625 --> 00:00:12,375 Lockers instead of cubbies. 3 00:00:12,458 --> 00:00:15,038 Driver's ed instead of kiddy bikes. 4 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:20,130 Him instead of... 5 00:00:20,208 --> 00:00:22,578 -What was I talking about? -Mmm. 6 00:00:22,667 --> 00:00:25,667 Dad, look, does she have to go to my high school? 7 00:00:25,750 --> 00:00:27,750 I mean, seriously, she's only 11. 8 00:00:27,834 --> 00:00:30,044 It's not Chyna's fault that she's gifted 9 00:00:30,125 --> 00:00:32,915 any more than it's your fault that you're not. 10 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:43,958 Ah, great, another ant. 11 00:00:44,041 --> 00:00:45,881 Hey, what's with the name calling? 12 00:00:45,959 --> 00:00:48,129 No, it's okay, Dad. I'm an Ant 13 00:00:48,208 --> 00:00:50,208 because I'm in the Advanced Natural Talents, 14 00:00:50,291 --> 00:00:51,831 or "ANT" Program. 15 00:00:51,917 --> 00:00:54,287 Yeah. I wasn't talking about you. 16 00:00:54,375 --> 00:00:58,205 Someone knocked over the little ant farm again this morning. 17 00:00:58,291 --> 00:01:00,291 These little creepers are everywhere! 18 00:01:00,375 --> 00:01:01,245 Ugh! 19 00:01:01,333 --> 00:01:04,173 Ahhh! Get it off! I mean, get it off. Get it off. 20 00:01:04,917 --> 00:01:07,377 Anyway, you must be Chyna. 21 00:01:07,458 --> 00:01:10,128 Welcome to the Ant Farm! 22 00:01:10,208 --> 00:01:11,958 I love doing that. 23 00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:18,250 Um, are you my teacher? 24 00:01:18,333 --> 00:01:22,793 (Laughs) No, teachers need a degree. I'm Gibson. 25 00:01:22,875 --> 00:01:26,035 Your tutor, guidance counselor and therapist, 26 00:01:26,125 --> 00:01:27,495 all rolled up in one. 27 00:01:27,583 --> 00:01:29,333 I also give out licorice. 28 00:01:30,875 --> 00:01:32,665 Uh, no, thanks. 29 00:01:32,750 --> 00:01:34,830 I had hair-covered licorice for breakfast. 30 00:01:36,208 --> 00:01:37,998 Not so fast, bumblebee. A-ha! 31 00:01:39,625 --> 00:01:40,955 Sorry I'm late. 32 00:01:41,041 --> 00:01:42,921 Security hassled me about my battle ax. 33 00:01:43,917 --> 00:01:46,127 Mom! 34 00:01:46,208 --> 00:01:50,038 Whoa! Your mom's a warrior princess? Awesome! 35 00:01:50,125 --> 00:01:52,995 No, no, she's a children's birthday party entertainer. 36 00:01:53,083 --> 00:01:54,383 More awesome! 37 00:01:54,458 --> 00:01:57,328 Hey, keep January 27th open. 38 00:01:57,417 --> 00:01:58,787 Oh, you have kids? 39 00:01:58,875 --> 00:01:59,915 Nope! 40 00:02:02,125 --> 00:02:07,165 (Theme song playing) 41 00:02:07,250 --> 00:02:08,080 (Whoops) 42 00:02:08,166 --> 00:02:09,876 ♪ Everybody's got that thing ♪ 43 00:02:09,959 --> 00:02:11,749 ♪ Something different we all bring ♪ 44 00:02:11,834 --> 00:02:13,544 ♪ Don't you let it clip your wings ♪ 45 00:02:13,625 --> 00:02:15,325 ♪ You got it You got it ♪ 46 00:02:15,417 --> 00:02:17,287 ♪ We're on fire and we blaze ♪ 47 00:02:17,375 --> 00:02:18,825 ♪ In extraordinary ways ♪ 48 00:02:18,917 --> 00:02:20,957 ♪ Three-hundred sixty-five days ♪ 49 00:02:21,041 --> 00:02:22,541 ♪ We got it We got it ♪ 50 00:02:22,625 --> 00:02:25,995 ♪ If you can dream it You can be it ♪ 51 00:02:26,083 --> 00:02:30,463 ♪ If you can feel it You can believe it ♪ 52 00:02:30,542 --> 00:02:34,132 ♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪ 53 00:02:34,208 --> 00:02:37,878 ♪ Exceptional Exceptional ♪ 54 00:02:37,959 --> 00:02:41,459 ♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪ 55 00:02:41,542 --> 00:02:45,292 ♪ Exceptional Exceptional ♪ 56 00:02:45,375 --> 00:02:49,495 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 57 00:02:49,583 --> 00:02:50,543 (Whoops) 58 00:02:53,917 --> 00:02:55,287 Just like you with music, 59 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:58,665 each student in the ANT Program has a unique gift. 60 00:02:58,750 --> 00:03:01,330 Benny is a robotics expert. 61 00:03:01,417 --> 00:03:02,497 Greetings. 62 00:03:05,041 --> 00:03:08,461 Angus here is a computer genius. 63 00:03:08,542 --> 00:03:11,582 Ooh, that looks cool! Can I play? 64 00:03:11,667 --> 00:03:13,537 (Female voice) Missile launch initiated. 65 00:03:13,625 --> 00:03:15,285 Am I winning the game? (Laughs) 66 00:03:15,375 --> 00:03:16,665 (Alarm blaring) 67 00:03:16,750 --> 00:03:20,170 -Sure, 'cause it's a game. - Five, four, three, two... 68 00:03:20,250 --> 00:03:21,540 Just a game. 69 00:03:21,625 --> 00:03:23,915 -(Beeping) - Missile launch aborted. 70 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:24,960 (Sighs) 71 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:29,671 And then there's Svetlana, our gymnast. 72 00:03:29,750 --> 00:03:32,210 Hey, where is Svetlana? 73 00:03:32,291 --> 00:03:33,791 -(Exclaims) -Hello! 74 00:03:34,792 --> 00:03:37,132 You need to stop doing that! 75 00:03:37,208 --> 00:03:38,748 Nyet! Nyet! 76 00:03:38,834 --> 00:03:40,424 Don't say "no" to me. 77 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:41,330 Oh! 78 00:03:42,709 --> 00:03:46,169 You know, she might have been saying, "Net, net." 79 00:03:46,250 --> 00:03:47,830 Oh. 80 00:03:52,375 --> 00:03:53,825 Uh, sir? 81 00:03:53,917 --> 00:03:55,827 I don't mean to alarm you or anything, 82 00:03:55,917 --> 00:03:58,167 but this kid has a dead body. 83 00:03:58,250 --> 00:03:59,670 It's wax. 84 00:03:59,750 --> 00:04:01,250 Some people make friends. 85 00:04:01,333 --> 00:04:04,383 Fletcher here has to literally make friends. 86 00:04:04,458 --> 00:04:05,288 I'm an artist. 87 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:08,625 As a project, I'm sculpting the entire class in beeswax. 88 00:04:08,709 --> 00:04:10,629 Well, they're beautiful. 89 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:11,749 You're beautiful. 90 00:04:12,750 --> 00:04:15,040 I mean, your music is beautiful. 91 00:04:15,917 --> 00:04:18,167 But you've never heard me play. 92 00:04:18,250 --> 00:04:23,540 Yeah, I know, but, you see, I... 93 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:27,673 Hmm, wherever could he be? 94 00:04:27,750 --> 00:04:28,750 Hi. I'm Chyna. 95 00:04:28,834 --> 00:04:31,634 Chyna. Named for one of Earth's oldest continuous civilizations, 96 00:04:31,709 --> 00:04:35,629 whose dynasties include the Shang, Tang, Xin, Ming and San Huang Di Wu. 97 00:04:37,750 --> 00:04:41,290 So, your gift is (clears throat) talking? 98 00:04:41,375 --> 00:04:43,575 I'm Olive. I have an eidetic memory, 99 00:04:43,667 --> 00:04:46,627 so everything I've ever heard, seen or read 100 00:04:46,709 --> 00:04:48,919 is permanently etched into my brain. 101 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,460 Wow! That's cool. 102 00:04:55,875 --> 00:04:58,035 It's a blessing and a curse. 103 00:04:58,792 --> 00:05:01,832 So, Chyna, did they give you your new AntPad yet? 104 00:05:01,917 --> 00:05:05,037 Oh! Yup. This thing is so cool! 105 00:05:05,125 --> 00:05:07,205 Check out all these apps. 106 00:05:07,291 --> 00:05:10,331 Calendar app, GPS app. 107 00:05:11,166 --> 00:05:12,206 Nap app? 108 00:05:12,291 --> 00:05:14,331 -Oh, no, no, don't... -(Lullaby playing) 109 00:05:20,166 --> 00:05:23,036 Oh, no! Homeroom's almost over! 110 00:05:23,125 --> 00:05:24,995 Wait. Hey, guys, what's going on? 111 00:05:25,083 --> 00:05:26,333 Run! Run! 112 00:05:26,417 --> 00:05:27,877 Whoa! 113 00:05:27,959 --> 00:05:29,999 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait! What's the rush? 114 00:05:30,083 --> 00:05:31,883 Second period doesn't start till 10:00. 115 00:05:31,959 --> 00:05:34,039 It's not about when next period starts. 116 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:35,455 It's about when this one ends! 117 00:05:35,542 --> 00:05:38,292 -(Bell ringing) -(Both) Run! 118 00:05:38,375 --> 00:05:39,955 (Screams) 119 00:05:40,041 --> 00:05:42,251 Help! Help! 120 00:05:42,333 --> 00:05:43,423 Angus! 121 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:46,040 -We've got to save Angus! -Forget it, man! Angus is gone! 122 00:05:46,125 --> 00:05:47,875 -But... -He's gone! 123 00:05:49,458 --> 00:05:52,248 (Angus) Tell my mother I loved her! 124 00:06:00,125 --> 00:06:03,995 Looks like somebody's sitting in my chair. 125 00:06:04,083 --> 00:06:06,713 Ooh, I love this story! 126 00:06:06,792 --> 00:06:08,832 Get to the part where they eat the porridge. 127 00:06:09,458 --> 00:06:11,668 Hi, I'm Chyna. 128 00:06:11,750 --> 00:06:15,170 Well, let's see if this china's breakable. 129 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:19,383 Good morning, class! 130 00:06:19,458 --> 00:06:20,748 I... Ooh. 131 00:06:20,834 --> 00:06:22,384 -Lexi's chair? -Yeah. 132 00:06:22,458 --> 00:06:23,628 Rookie mistake. 133 00:06:26,959 --> 00:06:30,629 So, you must be my new prodigy. 134 00:06:30,709 --> 00:06:32,789 -Play something! -Okay. 135 00:06:35,625 --> 00:06:37,245 (Electronic music playing) 136 00:06:40,208 --> 00:06:41,708 I meant on the violin. 137 00:06:42,709 --> 00:06:44,789 Oh. Right. See, I knew that. 138 00:06:44,875 --> 00:06:45,875 (Chuckles) 139 00:06:47,792 --> 00:06:50,672 (Playing Minuet) 140 00:06:54,083 --> 00:06:56,833 (Playing rock solo) 141 00:07:02,458 --> 00:07:04,668 (Playing humorous ending) 142 00:07:07,417 --> 00:07:09,417 -That was incredible! -Thanks. 143 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:13,830 Now, class, this semester, I will be putting on Hairspray. 144 00:07:13,917 --> 00:07:16,127 Um, don't you need hair for that, sir? 145 00:07:18,291 --> 00:07:22,501 Not the styling product. The Broadway musical! 146 00:07:22,583 --> 00:07:25,543 You can sign up for cast, crew or orchestra. 147 00:07:28,583 --> 00:07:30,133 I'm going out for cast 148 00:07:30,208 --> 00:07:32,788 because, obviously, I'm the leading-man type. 149 00:07:32,875 --> 00:07:35,075 I was in that play, Les Miserables. 150 00:07:35,166 --> 00:07:36,376 I played Les. 151 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:40,745 And I'm sure everyone else was miserable. 152 00:07:42,750 --> 00:07:46,500 Now, of course, my audition is merely a formality, 153 00:07:46,583 --> 00:07:49,883 since I've starred in every musical we've ever done. 154 00:07:51,250 --> 00:07:52,130 Grease. 155 00:07:53,750 --> 00:07:54,710 Annie. 156 00:07:57,125 --> 00:07:58,665 Fiddler on the Roof. 157 00:08:00,750 --> 00:08:02,920 Wow. You grew whiskers. 158 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:05,247 They're fake. 159 00:08:05,333 --> 00:08:08,383 Oh! I'm not talking about the ones in the picture. 160 00:08:08,458 --> 00:08:09,958 (Squeals) 161 00:08:13,250 --> 00:08:14,420 What are you doing? 162 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:16,080 Do not anger the big kids! 163 00:08:16,166 --> 00:08:18,206 They'll kill us, make jewelry out of our bones 164 00:08:18,291 --> 00:08:19,881 and then sell them at craft fairs! 165 00:08:19,959 --> 00:08:21,749 I do not want to end up around the neck 166 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:23,924 of a middle-aged woman in a jean skirt! 167 00:08:24,583 --> 00:08:27,713 Just relax. We're in class. Nobody can hurt us in here. 168 00:08:27,792 --> 00:08:30,042 (Fletcher) Hey! Get me out of here! 169 00:08:30,125 --> 00:08:32,535 Okay, Fletcher, just relax your cheek muscles. 170 00:08:32,625 --> 00:08:35,035 -(Farts) -Oh, not those cheek muscles! 171 00:08:35,125 --> 00:08:37,325 Oh, wait a minute. I got an idea! 172 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,000 (Toots) 173 00:08:42,417 --> 00:08:45,287 See? We made it to lunch. 174 00:08:45,375 --> 00:08:47,205 Now, where's the cafeteria? 175 00:08:47,291 --> 00:08:48,501 What? No, no, no, no. 176 00:08:48,583 --> 00:08:50,293 We eat in the safety of the Ant Farm. 177 00:08:50,375 --> 00:08:52,825 Wait. I left my lunch in my locker. 178 00:08:52,917 --> 00:08:54,957 Emma left her lunch in her locker. 179 00:08:55,041 --> 00:08:56,711 Who's Emma? Exactly. 180 00:08:58,750 --> 00:09:01,830 Look, there is a cupcake in that lunch. I'm going for it! 181 00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:04,327 -Okay, but hurry, before the bell... -(Bell ringing) 182 00:09:04,417 --> 00:09:06,827 We're doomed! 183 00:09:06,917 --> 00:09:09,457 -No, we're not! Get in, get in! Hurry! -Okay. Okay. 184 00:09:13,458 --> 00:09:16,958 See? There are advantages to being the smallest kids in school. 185 00:09:17,041 --> 00:09:18,501 And you were right. 186 00:09:18,583 --> 00:09:20,043 This cupcake was so worth it. 187 00:09:22,792 --> 00:09:25,542 This is not my locker and that's not a cupcake. 188 00:09:27,583 --> 00:09:29,713 -That would explain the tail. -Ooh! 189 00:09:34,542 --> 00:09:37,672 Can you believe that showoff Chyna? 190 00:09:37,750 --> 00:09:40,670 I thought she was really good on that tiny chin guitar. 191 00:09:42,166 --> 00:09:44,416 So, are your rents still on vaycay? 192 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:47,790 Yep. Party tonight. My place. It's gonna be ridic. 193 00:09:47,875 --> 00:09:49,375 -Ooh! Text me the deets. -'Kay. 194 00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:50,578 -Aws. -Late. 195 00:09:58,792 --> 00:10:00,212 Are you crazy? 196 00:10:00,291 --> 00:10:02,381 The big kids do not want us at their party. 197 00:10:02,458 --> 00:10:03,628 They hate us. 198 00:10:03,709 --> 00:10:04,749 She's not wrong. 199 00:10:07,917 --> 00:10:10,917 Look, guys, this is Lexi's party. 200 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,880 This is our chance to show her that we belong in this school. 201 00:10:13,959 --> 00:10:16,499 All we need to do is make ourselves look a little older. 202 00:10:22,041 --> 00:10:24,211 What? You said to look older. 203 00:10:26,583 --> 00:10:29,673 That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen. 204 00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:32,132 Hey, party people! 205 00:10:35,333 --> 00:10:37,383 And suddenly you're in second place. 206 00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:44,040 So, do we look like high schoolers or what? 207 00:10:45,792 --> 00:10:47,212 Why do I smell fruit? 208 00:10:47,291 --> 00:10:49,251 It's blueberry yogurt. 209 00:10:49,333 --> 00:10:52,213 I wanted them to look natural and the label said "all natural." 210 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:56,790 -Hey, Chyna. -Dad! 211 00:10:56,875 --> 00:10:59,625 Hey! You didn't tell me your dad was a mall cop. 212 00:11:00,750 --> 00:11:04,000 I'm a highly decorated member of the San Francisco Police Department. 213 00:11:05,458 --> 00:11:08,498 You see this medal? Cleanest cop car. 214 00:11:11,125 --> 00:11:13,325 Dad, I thought you said you had a meeting tonight. 215 00:11:13,417 --> 00:11:16,957 Oh, yeah, the chief had to cancel. (Chuckles) 216 00:11:17,041 --> 00:11:18,791 His car was stolen. 217 00:11:21,291 --> 00:11:23,421 So, who are your friends? 218 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:26,630 Oh, uh, Dad, this is Olive and Fletcher. 219 00:11:26,709 --> 00:11:28,999 Friends are here to do homework. 220 00:11:29,083 --> 00:11:32,883 Then why do they look like the Monopoly Man and the community chest? 221 00:11:34,625 --> 00:11:39,075 Yeah, because we're studying Pygmalion in English class, 222 00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:40,626 and it's easier if we act it out. 223 00:11:40,709 --> 00:11:43,959 See, he's Professor Higgins and she's Eliza Doolittle. 224 00:11:44,041 --> 00:11:46,461 Eliza, do a little. (Clears throat) 225 00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:48,543 (Clears throat) 226 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:53,205 'Ow do ya do, guvnah? I'm just a simple flower girl, I am. 227 00:11:59,125 --> 00:12:01,245 We need to find a way to get to that party. 228 00:12:01,333 --> 00:12:03,793 Well, why can't we just climb out the window? 229 00:12:03,875 --> 00:12:07,205 Because if my dad checks on us and I'm not here, he'll freak. 230 00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:10,995 Man, I wish he'd just mind his own beeswax. 231 00:12:11,083 --> 00:12:13,333 Beeswax! That's it! 232 00:12:15,875 --> 00:12:18,245 Fletcher, these are so realistic. 233 00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:22,040 But the eyes creep me out. 234 00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:23,785 -Well, I hate your nose. -(Screams) 235 00:12:25,542 --> 00:12:27,382 Will these really fool your parents? 236 00:12:27,458 --> 00:12:28,958 Oh, well, my mom's out to dinner. 237 00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:31,631 And my dad, he's out to lunch. 238 00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:35,536 He'll never know, especially if we dim the lights. 239 00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:39,995 Now let's go get our party on! 240 00:12:44,375 --> 00:12:46,075 Hey, beautiful. 241 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:47,416 -Let's go! -Nothing! 242 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,580 (Pop music playing) 243 00:13:07,542 --> 00:13:09,922 Okay, we did it. We made it to a high school party. 244 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,000 Good times. Great memories. Let's go. 245 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,253 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 246 00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:18,003 We'll be fine as long as we don't draw attention to ourselves. 247 00:13:18,083 --> 00:13:19,333 Come on, let's go. 248 00:13:23,291 --> 00:13:25,001 (Whispering) My yogurt's on the move. 249 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:29,825 (Laughs) 250 00:13:29,917 --> 00:13:31,707 Wow. Add a church hat and some dentures 251 00:13:31,792 --> 00:13:33,542 and you could be my great-aunt Delores. 252 00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:34,915 (Fletcher laughing) 253 00:13:36,542 --> 00:13:39,172 Okay, Olive. Hold on. Hold on. Goodness gracious. 254 00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:42,960 Okay, that's not right. 255 00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:45,881 Chyna? 256 00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:49,876 What are you doing at this party? 257 00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:52,289 Look, please don't tell Dad you saw me here. 258 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:55,131 Wait a minute. What are you doing here? 259 00:13:55,208 --> 00:13:56,498 I thought you were grounded. 260 00:13:56,583 --> 00:13:58,923 I gave Angus five bucks to hack the tracking device 261 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,710 Dad put in my cell phone. 262 00:14:00,792 --> 00:14:02,212 Right now I'm at church. 263 00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:07,125 Oh, look, you just got a text from Satan. 264 00:14:07,208 --> 00:14:08,378 "See you soon." 265 00:14:12,375 --> 00:14:14,955 Isn't it a little late for you Ants? 266 00:14:15,041 --> 00:14:17,751 Shouldn't you be in your widdle footy pajamas by now? 267 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,958 I'll have you know that our bedtime is not until 8:30! 268 00:14:21,959 --> 00:14:23,249 9:00 on weekends. 269 00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:28,127 Would you guys please stop saying stuff 270 00:14:28,208 --> 00:14:29,918 that makes us look like little kids? 271 00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:32,745 Ooh, cookies! 272 00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:37,577 You must be the entertainment. 273 00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:41,828 Are you a magician? 274 00:14:41,917 --> 00:14:45,377 -No, actually... -'Cause I think magicians are so hot. 275 00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:48,037 Pick a card. 276 00:14:48,125 --> 00:14:49,035 (Squeals) 277 00:14:50,792 --> 00:14:52,582 (Lexi) Oh, Chyna. 278 00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:55,377 Why don't you tell us about your first kiss? 279 00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:57,788 -Oh, first kiss? -Mmm-hmm. 280 00:14:57,875 --> 00:14:59,165 You know, that takes me back. 281 00:15:01,959 --> 00:15:03,459 It was at summer camp. 282 00:15:03,542 --> 00:15:05,672 And his name was... 283 00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:09,210 Dorian...Banister. 284 00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:13,285 What? You have never kissed anyone. 285 00:15:13,375 --> 00:15:15,495 I would have remembered that when I read your diary. 286 00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:18,173 Pages and pages of nothing! 287 00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:25,133 Okay, concentrate on your card. 288 00:15:26,667 --> 00:15:28,127 (Grunting) 289 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,080 I want you to empty your head of all... 290 00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:33,076 Done! 291 00:15:37,709 --> 00:15:40,499 What does a lady have to do to get a juicy box around here? 292 00:15:41,709 --> 00:15:43,749 I'm sorry, we ran out. 293 00:15:43,834 --> 00:15:45,544 Like nine years ago. 294 00:15:47,458 --> 00:15:49,378 Oh! Why don't you try this? 295 00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:54,995 Red Viper Soda. Okay. 296 00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:02,078 (Coughs) Wow, good stuff! 297 00:16:04,333 --> 00:16:05,503 (Knocks) 298 00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:08,383 Chyna? Gibson's here to see how your first day went. 299 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:12,080 (Both screaming) 300 00:16:17,583 --> 00:16:21,213 Melted kid! Melted kid! 301 00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:22,131 It's wax. 302 00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:26,418 Yeah, it's totally wacks that someone would do that to a kid. 303 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:28,040 Totally wacks, yo. 304 00:16:28,542 --> 00:16:29,922 (Screaming) 305 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,830 Oh! (Laughs) 306 00:16:34,583 --> 00:16:36,253 I'm getting nothing. 307 00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:38,423 I think we need to establish a physical connection. 308 00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:41,328 Okay. 309 00:16:44,792 --> 00:16:46,672 Is it working? 310 00:16:46,750 --> 00:16:49,210 Oh, it's definitely working. 311 00:16:50,834 --> 00:16:52,544 (Whooping) 312 00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:54,245 Party! 313 00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:55,713 Whoa! What happened to you? 314 00:16:55,792 --> 00:16:58,422 I tried this really awesome drink called Red Viper, 315 00:16:58,500 --> 00:16:59,880 and I feel great! 316 00:16:59,959 --> 00:17:01,789 Except for my feet, which I can't feel at all. 317 00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:03,285 I mean, they're still there, right? 318 00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:05,625 'Cause I really can't see them with this dress. 319 00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:09,080 -You drank Red Viper? -Mmm-hmm. 320 00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:10,576 Do you know what's in that junk? 321 00:17:10,667 --> 00:17:14,327 Sure. Carbonated water, sucrose, glucose, sodium citrate, taurine, 322 00:17:14,417 --> 00:17:15,877 glucuronolactone, caffeine, 323 00:17:15,959 --> 00:17:18,539 calcium pantothenate, pyridoxine, yellow dye number 7, 324 00:17:18,625 --> 00:17:20,995 red dye number 36... Oh, and vitamin C, 325 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,333 so it's good for you! 326 00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:27,378 Oh, no! The magician! 327 00:17:27,417 --> 00:17:29,577 I hope the rabbit's okay! 328 00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:31,827 Stay strong, little guy! (Sobs) 329 00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:39,415 Hey, magician, any chance you can make us disappear? 330 00:17:46,792 --> 00:17:48,712 I can't believe they snuck out. 331 00:17:48,792 --> 00:17:50,752 Do you have any idea where they went? 332 00:17:50,834 --> 00:17:53,584 I heard Lexi Reed was throwing a party tonight. 333 00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:54,627 Where does she live? 334 00:17:54,709 --> 00:17:57,959 I don't know. No one would text me the deets. 335 00:18:00,667 --> 00:18:03,127 This is highly decorated Officer Parks. 336 00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,078 I need a 10-20 on a Lexi Reed. 337 00:18:05,625 --> 00:18:09,075 We'll also need SWAT and that monkey that can defuse a bomb. 338 00:18:10,375 --> 00:18:13,825 Actually, Officer Chimperson is dead. 339 00:18:13,917 --> 00:18:16,917 Turns out he really couldn't defuse a bomb. 340 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:17,880 Oh. 341 00:18:18,542 --> 00:18:21,172 You stupid Ants ruined my party! 342 00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:23,790 You thought your lives were miserable at school before? 343 00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:25,745 Just wait until tomorrow. 344 00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:30,165 "Let's go to a high school party, it'll be fun." 345 00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:33,416 Another one? 346 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:35,250 Don't you think this one was bad enough? 347 00:18:37,291 --> 00:18:39,711 -We trusted you, Chyna. -And you let us down. 348 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,130 Thanks a lot. 349 00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:46,535 Well, the stereo's dead, and so is this party. 350 00:18:50,417 --> 00:18:54,787 Wait! If you guys want music, I can play something. 351 00:18:54,875 --> 00:18:58,745 Yeah, 'cause nothing rocks the house like a violin concerto. 352 00:19:00,375 --> 00:19:03,325 Actually, I was thinking I would sing something more like this. 353 00:19:05,166 --> 00:19:09,126 ♪ I throw my hands up in the air sometimes ♪ 354 00:19:09,208 --> 00:19:14,458 ♪ Saying ayo Gotta let go ♪ 355 00:19:15,291 --> 00:19:19,461 ♪ And I wanna celebrate and live my life ♪ 356 00:19:19,542 --> 00:19:24,082 ♪ Saying ayo Baby, let's go ♪ 357 00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:27,166 ♪ And I came to dance, dance, dance, dance ♪ 358 00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:31,080 ♪ And I hit the floor 'cause that's my plans, plans, plans, plans ♪ 359 00:19:31,166 --> 00:19:34,916 ♪ I'm wearing all my favorite brands, brands, brands, brands ♪ 360 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,880 ♪ Give me space for both my hands, hands, hands, hands ♪ 361 00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:39,499 That girl stinks. 362 00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:40,963 That girl is my sister. 363 00:19:41,041 --> 00:19:43,291 And I'm trying to listen to her sing. 364 00:19:43,375 --> 00:19:45,535 -Your older sister? -No! 365 00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:47,745 ♪ And on and on ♪ 366 00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:51,378 ♪ I throw my hands up in the air sometimes ♪ 367 00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:56,248 ♪ Saying ayo Gotta let go ♪ 368 00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:59,543 ♪ And I wanna celebrate and live my life ♪ 369 00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:03,705 ♪ Saying ayo Baby, let's go ♪ 370 00:20:03,792 --> 00:20:05,462 ♪ We gonna rock this club ♪ 371 00:20:05,542 --> 00:20:07,502 ♪ We gonna go all night ♪ 372 00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:11,633 ♪ We gonna light it up Like it's dynamite ♪ 373 00:20:11,709 --> 00:20:13,629 ♪ 'Cause I told you once ♪ 374 00:20:13,709 --> 00:20:15,709 ♪ Now I told you twice ♪ 375 00:20:15,792 --> 00:20:17,632 ♪ We gonna light it up ♪ 376 00:20:17,709 --> 00:20:22,579 ♪ Like it's dynamite! ♪ 377 00:20:30,917 --> 00:20:32,707 I thought you played violin. 378 00:20:32,792 --> 00:20:35,582 Oh, I do. And guitar. 379 00:20:36,291 --> 00:20:39,541 And piano, trumpet, saxophone, flute, cello, harp, the bagpipes, 380 00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:42,535 French horn, drums, harmonica and the spoons. 381 00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:44,535 Oh, and I also sing a little. 382 00:20:46,667 --> 00:20:49,077 Yeah, a little. 383 00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:52,416 You know, maybe I will try out for the school play. 384 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:54,540 You should! You're really talented! 385 00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:56,455 Shut up, Paisley! 386 00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:02,708 Sorry we, kind of, turned on you, Chyna. 387 00:21:03,792 --> 00:21:07,632 Although, looking back, it was mostly Olive. 388 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:11,630 That was the Red Viper talking. 389 00:21:11,709 --> 00:21:13,709 (Whistles) That stuff is bad news. 390 00:21:13,792 --> 00:21:15,002 (Laughs) 391 00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:16,503 I still love you guys. 392 00:21:18,917 --> 00:21:21,707 -Oh, no. -It's the mall cops! 393 00:21:22,917 --> 00:21:26,207 I'm a highly decorated police officer. 394 00:21:26,291 --> 00:21:29,251 If I were a mall cop, would I have a... 395 00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:30,503 Where's my badge? 396 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:36,252 -Freeze, dirtbags! -Give me that! 397 00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:38,713 Officer, I can explain. 398 00:21:38,792 --> 00:21:40,832 Don't bother. I'm not here for you. 399 00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:42,923 I'm here for her. 400 00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:47,915 There you are, Chyna! 401 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:51,420 You had me worried sick. I left church to find you! 402 00:21:52,709 --> 00:21:54,379 Home. Now. 403 00:21:56,375 --> 00:22:00,785 And anybody else whose parents don't know you're here, out! 404 00:22:01,959 --> 00:22:03,169 Not you, Gibson! 405 00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:08,750 This is exactly what I was afraid of. 406 00:22:08,834 --> 00:22:10,884 I knew you weren't ready for high school. 407 00:22:10,959 --> 00:22:12,749 But, Dad, I am ready. 408 00:22:12,834 --> 00:22:14,924 I finally found a place where I belong. 409 00:22:15,041 --> 00:22:18,081 (Scoffs) Right now, the only place where you belong 410 00:22:18,166 --> 00:22:20,996 is in the back of my squad car. Let's go. 411 00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:23,963 Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're putting me in the perp cage? 412 00:22:24,041 --> 00:22:25,541 Do I at least get a phone call? 413 00:22:25,625 --> 00:22:28,575 Sure. I think your mom is gonna want to talk to you. 414 00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:31,043 Yeah, I think I'll skip the phone call. 415 00:22:33,625 --> 00:22:35,325 (Clearing throat) 416 00:22:36,333 --> 00:22:39,423 Sir, madam, you have a lovely home. 417 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:46,710 Why are you freaks still here? Get out of my house! 418 00:22:46,792 --> 00:22:49,002 Hey! Don't you talk to us that way! 419 00:22:49,083 --> 00:22:50,173 Yeah! 420 00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:52,080 (Screams) 421 00:22:54,834 --> 00:22:56,584 My mom is going to kill me! 422 00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:59,167 Don't worry, I know how to get that out. 423 00:22:59,250 --> 00:23:00,920 I'll text you the deets. 424 00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:05,960 We looked everywhere. 425 00:23:06,041 --> 00:23:09,961 I guess Chyna's dad decided to pull her out of the ANT Program. 426 00:23:10,041 --> 00:23:12,631 Hey, what's all that music stuff? 427 00:23:13,166 --> 00:23:14,246 I set it up. 428 00:23:14,333 --> 00:23:16,633 (Both) Chyna! (Laughing) 429 00:23:16,709 --> 00:23:18,709 We thought your dad pulled you out of school! 430 00:23:18,792 --> 00:23:20,132 Oh, well, he wanted to, 431 00:23:20,208 --> 00:23:23,328 but I plea-bargained him down to a three-month grounding. 432 00:23:23,417 --> 00:23:25,827 So, if we plan on having any more fun, 433 00:23:25,917 --> 00:23:28,627 Fletcher, I'm going to need a lot more of those sculptures. 434 00:23:28,709 --> 00:23:30,579 They're done! 435 00:23:30,667 --> 00:23:33,037 I mean, they will be done. 436 00:23:33,834 --> 00:23:35,714 It's not like I stayed up all last night 437 00:23:35,792 --> 00:23:37,962 making wax sculptures of you. 438 00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:40,541 No, that would be weird. 439 00:23:40,625 --> 00:23:42,705 (Laughs) You see, I... 440 00:23:46,250 --> 00:23:47,670 He knows we can see him, right? 441 00:23:47,750 --> 00:23:49,920 I really don't know what he knows at this point. 442 00:23:52,375 --> 00:23:54,325 Come on, let's go eat in the cafeteria. 443 00:23:54,417 --> 00:23:56,377 You're not scared of the big kids? 444 00:23:56,458 --> 00:23:59,788 Ooh! Or that lunch lady with the hairnet on her beard? 445 00:24:01,625 --> 00:24:03,455 No. That whole thing with the cops 446 00:24:03,542 --> 00:24:05,632 gave us Ants some serious street cred. 447 00:24:09,208 --> 00:24:10,828 Hey, guys, 448 00:24:10,917 --> 00:24:13,077 I just got back from the hospital! 449 00:24:13,166 --> 00:24:14,576 They gave me a pig spleen! 450 00:24:14,667 --> 00:24:16,127 (Bell ringing) 451 00:24:16,208 --> 00:24:18,578 (Both) Run! 452 00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:20,497 Oh, come on! 453 00:24:20,583 --> 00:24:24,253 Not again! Not the spleen! Not the spleen! 33096

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