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♪♪
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♪ Come on now, push, press ♪
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♪ More, less ♪
[ All cheering ]
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♪ Here together ♪
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♪ What's your pleasure? ♪
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♪ Stop, go, fast, slow ♪
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♪ Here together ♪
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♪ What's your pleasure? ♪
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Whoo!
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♪ Here together ♪
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♪ What's your pleasure? ♪
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Deejay:
Show me those moves!
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-Yeah, fuck this.
-Yeah.
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Arianna:
Giddy up, bitches!
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Operation Steal My Dad's Booze
is happening now.
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[ Cheers, laughter ]
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What?
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Uh, i-it's just --
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I wasn't really gonna go
to -- to Riley's.
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Oh, well, unfortunately,
sometimes we have to walk
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through the valley
of the shadow of death,
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so let's go.
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[ Riley groaning ]
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Are you gonna puke?
No.
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Do you want me to stick
my fingers down your throat?
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That's okay.
Thank you, though.
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You did that for me once,
and it was actually, like,
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one of the sweetest things
that
anybody has ever done for me.
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But I'm pretty sure you
actually
kinda got off on it.
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Definitely.
Arianna: Andale!
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Um, I have to tell you
something.
We're waiting on you!
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What?
I, um --
Chop-chop!
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Come on!
Okay, okay.
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-Let's go!
-Okay.
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-Come on!
-Babies!
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I made V-day
choko-lah-tays,
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with a special
love spell in them.
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So if you eat them --
which you fucking better --
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just know you're gonna get into
all kinds of horny shit,
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and your truest, deepest,
darkest desires
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will be coming true
tonight.
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Whoo!
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I kinda believe in magic,
do you?
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You guys!
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Everyone say, "Thank you,
Zaddy Daddy"!
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All:
Thank you, Zaddy Daddy!
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Wait, was she talking
about her actual dad?
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White girls need to use "Daddy"
less literally.
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[ Mid-tempo music playing,
indistinct conversations ]
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[ Cellphone chimes ]
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Thank you, Zaddy Daddy!
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Can -- Maybe we can just
stop checking our phones?
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It's the kids thanking you
for the party bus.
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Even though it was my idea
to surprise them with a limo.
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[ Sighs ]
Well, the limo place said
the bus would be more fun.
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And that's apparently the part
I really struggle with.
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Sweetheart.
Sweetheart, what is going on?
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What is going on?
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That's a really great
question.
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How are you liking
the Grenache?
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It's, uh...
it's terrific.
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Yeah, y-you were right.
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It, um, it has
that wonderful oak.
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Wonderful.
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What's going on is that
our son made up
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a fake relationship
with a --
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[quietly] with a boy,
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just to upset us.
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He pretended
to go on dates.
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Posted photos.
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And obviously, Naomi was in
on the entire thing.
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Meaning that our house
was just Lie Central.
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And it doesn't seem
to bother you.
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And I just don't
quite understand that.
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But there's a lot of things
I don't understand.
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"Oaky" wine.
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[ Scoffs ]
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If it tastes like bark,
why is that good?
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[ Slurping ]
Did you never wonder
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this whole time if --
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if he was making it up?
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Waiter: Lovebirds!
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Ready for another drink?
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[ Dance music playing
in distance ]
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Oh, shit!
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What?
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The freezer broke
and the magic --
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the magic
is fucking fucked!
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The placenta? No.
No, no, no, it's okay.
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The magic was just to put out
good energy
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and to manifest
or whatever, right?
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'Cause the secret's
definitely not out.
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Chester:
Let's go, bitches!
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♪ Have some juice, honey ♪
[ All laughing,
talking indistinctly ]
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♪ Rich bitch juice,
rich bitch juice ♪
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♪ Rich bitch juice,
rich bitch juice ♪
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♪ Rich bitch drinking
rich bitch juice ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
[ Gasps ]
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[ Line ringing ]
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[ All laughing cheering ]
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Hey, where are you?
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Bo: Out front.
What -- What are
you doing?
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Uh, my dad called.
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Okay, can you come and
be gross and PDA with me?
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I want to annoy
all the single people.
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I wanna be that girl tonight,
you know?
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Oh, wait, I see you.
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Hi.
Hi.
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[ Dance music continues
in distance ]
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♪♪
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What -- What was that?
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I, um...
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[Shakily] I think
y-you are amazing.
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Is this because of
the fake-dating thing?
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No. W--
Um, mostly not.
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Because I really --
I feel like you overreacted
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to all of it,
like, the Nathan thing...
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Okay.
...his mom...
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No, no, I --
Or not.
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And I just have, like,
major character issues
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and I'm deeply fucked up.
No, I'm sure I did --
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But I hide it under this
very sparkly exterior.
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Okay, so, why are you
breaking up with me?
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[ Chuckles ]
I'm really...
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boring and nerdy.
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Like, I --
Mm.
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I don't even get
w-why you like me.
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Like... [ Sighs ]
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I-I don't know.
I...
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Sometimes I wonder
i-if it's more
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that you just...
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like how much
I like you.
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But if you like me
so much,
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then why are you
breaking up with me?
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You -- You are the --
the smartest, funniest --
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That's just --
Don't do that.
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That's, like, no.
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♪♪
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Can we just, like...
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find a roof somewhere
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and you can write
a quote on the wall
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and talk to me about
"Dungeons & Dragons"
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and I can, like, feel, like,
the whole world isn't shit?
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Or could we just
go anywhere?
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♪♪
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[ Up-tempo hip-hop plays ]
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♪ I'm twistin' a spliff ♪
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♪ I'm not on a list ♪
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♪ I come through the back
and I'm bringin' my own ♪
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♪ Bandana my fifth ♪
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Hey, man,
have you seen Delilah?
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♪ Bandana my fifth ♪
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♪ Zoo Zoo, I'm Zulu,
You Zoolander ♪
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Can I get a cup?
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[ Cellphone chimes ]
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Girl.
You have to tell her.
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I know.
But I was also just thinking.
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There's also a version
where I don't tell her
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and she never finds out.
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Sometimes not telling
is better,
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like when you shouldn't
tell someone
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they look good in dark
lipstick
when they look dead.
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You literally
just told me
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I look good
in dark lipstick today.
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No! No!
I-I just -- I --
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At first I wasn't sure,
but --
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Also, everyone lies
all the time,
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and when you think about it,
some lies, almost most of
them,
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are, like, more true
than the actual truth.
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I really agree with that,
by the way.
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Hey, um,
I need weed.
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I'm driving
for a blackout.
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♪ I come through the back
and I'm bringin' my own ♪
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♪ Bandana my fifth,
bandana my fifth ♪
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♪ Bandana my fifth,
bandana my fifth ♪
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Um, by the way
I just got dumped.
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Yeah,
literally just now.
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Like, he's waiting outside
for his dad.
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It's not your fault.
Just...
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Can we, like,
turn up the music or, like...
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mosh pit on the trampoline
or something?
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'Cause I am so sick of
being judged for who I am.
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Like, I am a lot,
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and I told everyone that
from the fucking jump!
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Yes, come on.
Shit. Come.
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♪ Fuck you mean?
I ain't new to this shit ♪
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♪ Zoo in this bitch,
get through in this bitch ♪
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♪ I'mma talk my shit,
let me talk my shit ♪
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♪ Bandana my fifth,
bandana my fifth ♪
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Hi, um, even though
that this is --
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this is literally
none of my business,
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I-I just wanted
to say that, like,
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I was the one
who started the lie.
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Like, h-he was just
doing me a favor.
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Yeah, no, I-I...
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I think, um...
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I mean,
that wasn't fully it --
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He genuinely, really,
really likes you.
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Like, um, you --
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you bring out
really good things in him.
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Like, he's -- he's more real
when he's with you.
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[ Chuckles lightly ]
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You're a really good friend
to him.
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No, I-I'm just
his yappy Chihuahua.
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Yeah.
I don't think so.
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[ Vehicle approaches ]
Um...
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Uh, my dad's here.
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[ Car door closes,
vehicle departs ]
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Hi, loverboy,
want a chocolate?
Uh, no, I don't.
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Turns out I gave out
the wrong chocolates on the
bus.
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Those were
the truth-telling ones.
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These are the love ones.
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But they could help
with your stone-cold heart.
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Yeah, uh, I don't think
much can help with that.
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You're probably right.
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Also, tell Greta
not to leave!
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Greta, don't leave!
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Come on.
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I used to hate
Valentine's Day, too.
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But then I realized
it's actually
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a very entertaining
holiday.
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It's all about watching
other people crumble.
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[ Both laugh ]
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Like, some years,
my dads scream
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over which rom-com to watch,
and it used to disturb me,
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but now I'm like,
"Yes! Popcorn, please."
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[ Laughing ]
Oh, my God.
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So, we could eat
the truth ones,
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and then I could unleash
on Delilah and Naomi.
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Oh, my God.
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Because technically,
it is after Winter Formal.
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And who would you
unleash on?
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It's kinda obvious,
I guess, right?
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Hey, have you guys
seen Delilah?
Yes.
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Ooh, are these more
of the chocolates?
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Thank you so much.
These are so good.
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[ Indistinct conversations,
shouting ]
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Hi.
Hi.
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I'm -- I'm not sure
where Naomi is.
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That's okay.
Um, do you want a chocolate?
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♪ I'm feelin' okay,
it's just another day ♪
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That's one of the magic
love ones, by the way.
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♪ Waiting, anticipating ♪
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I have to find my bag.
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Um...
Um, look, I just --
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I just been really wanting
to tell you that I'm just --
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I'm kinda really blown away
by you and how strong you are.
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I mean,
next to my brother,
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I think you're probably
the strongest person I know.
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And, like, I love the whole
feminine-niminism thing
251
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that we're doing with Naomi
and it being not traditional
252
00:10:42,790 --> 00:10:45,660
and the whole
patriarch thing and --
253
00:10:45,750 --> 00:10:47,160
that you were saying.
Um --
254
00:10:47,250 --> 00:10:49,160
Also, ever since you turned me
on to socialism,
255
00:10:49,250 --> 00:10:50,910
I'm, like,
that's really fucking cool
256
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,500
and more people
need to know about that.
257
00:10:53,580 --> 00:10:55,370
But there's just
one problem.
258
00:10:55,450 --> 00:10:58,370
What's that?
259
00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:00,200
I don't want
to date Naomi.
260
00:11:00,290 --> 00:11:02,540
Oh, but you do.
Let's go find her.
261
00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,200
She's amazing.
And you don't know
262
00:11:04,290 --> 00:11:05,700
all the things
we've been through together.
263
00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:07,250
No, I know.
What?
264
00:11:07,330 --> 00:11:09,870
No, I mean --
Yes, I...
265
00:11:09,950 --> 00:11:11,790
I mean, I --
266
00:11:11,870 --> 00:11:14,200
I like her,
but -- I --
267
00:11:14,290 --> 00:11:17,540
I want to be
a two-person thing.
268
00:11:17,620 --> 00:11:19,910
With you.
I'm sorry.
269
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,620
I-I-I know that sounds
really traditional and boring.
270
00:11:22,700 --> 00:11:24,330
And I wasn't gonna say
anything, but my --
271
00:11:24,410 --> 00:11:26,200
my brother was just like,
"Say how you feel,
272
00:11:26,290 --> 00:11:28,000
just be as strong as her,"
and I -- that's --
273
00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:30,580
Why do you keep
saying strong?
274
00:11:30,660 --> 00:11:32,330
'Sup?
275
00:11:34,830 --> 00:11:36,580
Cool.
276
00:11:38,540 --> 00:11:40,620
Delilah:
So wait, why "strong"?
277
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,540
Oh, my God.
Hi.
278
00:11:42,620 --> 00:11:43,750
How's it going?
279
00:11:43,830 --> 00:11:46,200
I don't really want
to be here.
280
00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:48,250
I love when Gretita
speaks her truth.
281
00:11:48,330 --> 00:11:50,540
Well, Gretita's had a lot
of chocolate tonight,
282
00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:52,000
so that --
283
00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:55,290
it might be coming out
more than usual. [ Laughs ]
284
00:11:55,370 --> 00:11:57,290
Do you know
where Naomi is?
285
00:11:57,370 --> 00:12:04,120
♪♪
286
00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,120
Do you know where
the fuck Naomi is?!
287
00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:07,450
No.
No.
288
00:12:07,540 --> 00:12:09,830
Okay, go,
as hard as you can.
289
00:12:09,910 --> 00:12:13,160
Wait.
A-Are they back together?
290
00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:16,540
-Who?
-Greta and Luz.
291
00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:18,330
Ugh! I'll find out.
No!
292
00:12:18,410 --> 00:12:19,790
-No, no, no, no!
-No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
293
00:12:19,870 --> 00:12:20,790
Aaaaaah!
294
00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:22,120
Oh, Jesus Christ.
295
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:25,200
[ Screams, laughs ]
It's Valentine's Day!
296
00:12:25,290 --> 00:12:26,660
I think love sucks.
297
00:12:26,750 --> 00:12:28,500
I used to not,
but I do now
298
00:12:28,580 --> 00:12:31,160
'cause, uh, I had
my heart broken.
299
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:32,500
Whee!
300
00:12:32,580 --> 00:12:35,290
And, um, but never mind
'cause, like, it's,
301
00:12:35,370 --> 00:12:39,000
like, literally fine and --
and I'm better off without him.
302
00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:41,540
What I was gonna say is --
Why are you looking at me weird?
303
00:12:41,620 --> 00:12:42,830
Riley: Okay, you want
to just go chill?
304
00:12:42,910 --> 00:12:44,540
No, I wanna talk
about love.
305
00:12:44,620 --> 00:12:46,500
Um, I'm personally
of the belief
306
00:12:46,580 --> 00:12:50,500
that it's, like, more like
a brief homicidal tendency
307
00:12:50,580 --> 00:12:53,830
and less, like,
everlasting goodness.
308
00:12:53,910 --> 00:12:55,250
[ Clicks tongue, laughs ]
309
00:12:55,330 --> 00:12:56,790
Thank you for coming
to my TED Talk.
310
00:12:56,870 --> 00:12:59,330
[ Door slams ]
311
00:12:59,410 --> 00:13:01,500
Riley: Oh, shit.
312
00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:03,370
Ohh!
313
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:06,250
No!
314
00:13:06,330 --> 00:13:07,830
Oh, hi.
Can you guys --
315
00:13:07,910 --> 00:13:09,830
Can you make sure that no one
comes in here, please?
316
00:13:09,910 --> 00:13:11,500
You fucking told
Cooper?!
317
00:13:11,580 --> 00:13:13,950
Told him what?
[ Door closes ]
318
00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:16,370
I was on wisdom teeth drugs
plus multiple Percocets!
319
00:13:16,450 --> 00:13:19,040
And when the drugs
wore off?
But just so you know,
I was so high,
320
00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:20,620
I was actually
talking about drowning people
321
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,540
in my own family!
Yeah, checks out.
322
00:13:22,620 --> 00:13:24,000
Seriously,
he was so impressed
323
00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:25,450
and he kept saying
how strong you are.
324
00:13:25,540 --> 00:13:28,330
I'm not strong!
I didn't do anything!
325
00:13:28,410 --> 00:13:29,830
I just had a fucking baby
in a bathroom
326
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,410
I didn't know
I was going to have!
327
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:33,950
And I just didn't want anyone
to fucking know
328
00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:35,580
so I could just be me
and not --
329
00:13:35,660 --> 00:13:37,660
Why would you do that?!
330
00:13:40,660 --> 00:13:42,370
I'm sorry.
331
00:13:42,450 --> 00:13:44,500
That doesn't make it better!
[ Sobs ]
332
00:13:44,580 --> 00:13:46,700
Also, just so you know,
333
00:13:46,790 --> 00:13:50,540
Cooper wants to date me
and not you.
334
00:13:50,620 --> 00:13:52,370
[ Door slams ]
Heeeey!
335
00:13:52,450 --> 00:13:54,370
You remember that party
when you kept saying
336
00:13:54,450 --> 00:13:56,040
that you weren't invited?
337
00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:58,040
I was intrigued,
but, like,
338
00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:00,040
kind of sad for you
at the same time.
339
00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:01,660
What?
340
00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:04,250
Ow!
Ah, shit!
341
00:14:04,330 --> 00:14:06,000
[ Indistinct conversations ]
342
00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:09,250
Hey, did you eat those magic
truth-spell chocolates?
343
00:14:09,330 --> 00:14:11,580
Or maybe it's the weed
'cause suddenly I want to go out
344
00:14:11,660 --> 00:14:13,410
and say things to people
I should not.
345
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:16,700
Like, I was actually going
to tell Nathan
346
00:14:16,790 --> 00:14:18,410
that when I hear the words
"white boy,"
347
00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:21,540
he's always been the first thing
that comes to my mind.
348
00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:26,830
Are -- Are you okay?
349
00:14:26,910 --> 00:14:28,120
Shit. Come on.
350
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:31,540
Come here.
Come with me.
351
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:33,080
Sorry.
352
00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:35,120
Boy: Oh, them turtles
gonna be blind.
353
00:14:37,950 --> 00:14:39,500
Hi.
354
00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:41,160
Hey.
355
00:14:41,250 --> 00:14:43,080
Is it okay that I came?
356
00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:44,750
Yeah, absolutely.
357
00:14:44,830 --> 00:14:46,370
Is it?
Yeah.
358
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:48,040
[ Chuckles ]
But this is funny --
359
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:51,290
you, uh, having
a Valentine's Day party.
360
00:14:51,370 --> 00:14:53,950
Well, it's not really
for Valentine's Day.
361
00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:55,000
But, um...
362
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,620
Wait,
why is that funny?
363
00:14:56,700 --> 00:14:59,040
'Cause don't we think
about romance the same?
364
00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:01,410
Hey, did you see
that stoner playroom?
365
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:04,040
Yeah, you can't go
in there.
366
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,500
Ah, look, let me just check
on that really quickly.
367
00:15:06,580 --> 00:15:10,950
It's, like, romance isn't all,
like, hearts and rainbows
368
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,370
and -- and roses
and shit.
369
00:15:12,450 --> 00:15:16,290
Like, there's a darkness in it
and -- and we see it.
370
00:15:16,370 --> 00:15:18,750
And, like,
I think that's okay.
371
00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:21,160
Wait, h-how would you know
how I see it?
372
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:23,040
'Cause of that night
in the motel.
373
00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:26,000
I mean, I-I knew
why you were there.
374
00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:29,250
Okay, um,
I thought we agreed
375
00:15:29,330 --> 00:15:31,330
that we were not gonna
talk about that night.
376
00:15:31,410 --> 00:15:35,540
Well, you said can we not talk
about it and I said okay.
377
00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:38,870
Okay, so are we not saying
okay anymore?
378
00:15:38,950 --> 00:15:40,200
You said Greta was a bitch
to you.
379
00:15:40,290 --> 00:15:41,580
Why wouldn't you
just tell her?
380
00:15:41,660 --> 00:15:44,120
I think that she would be
very upset.
381
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,250
Okay? Like, very.
382
00:15:45,330 --> 00:15:46,910
So are we okay
not saying anything?
383
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,660
[ Scoffs ]
It's just funny 'cause
384
00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:50,700
both of you keep saying
you're not something
385
00:15:50,790 --> 00:15:53,410
and it definitely feels
like "something" energy,
386
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:56,910
and, ugh, I don't know what
I'm getting out of all this.
387
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,700
Fuck.
This is not the conversation
388
00:15:58,790 --> 00:16:01,290
I want to be having
with you right now.
389
00:16:01,370 --> 00:16:06,000
Okay...what conversation
did you want to be having?
390
00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:08,160
I like you.
Okay?
391
00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:10,450
I-I want to be with you.
392
00:16:10,540 --> 00:16:12,580
Hi. Um, I need to talk to you
about something right now.
393
00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:14,200
It is, like,
very fucking critical.
394
00:16:14,290 --> 00:16:15,700
-Come on.
-Um, I am -- I'm sorry.
395
00:16:15,790 --> 00:16:17,450
I'm sorry.
Did you need saving?
396
00:16:17,540 --> 00:16:18,950
Really badly.
I got you.
[ Cellphone chimes ]
397
00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:21,750
My fucking mom will not
leave me the fuck alone.
398
00:16:21,830 --> 00:16:25,370
Why?
It's time for shots!
399
00:16:25,450 --> 00:16:27,120
Wait, what's going on
with your mom?
400
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:30,700
[ Cellphone chimes ]
401
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,370
[ Megan sighs ]
402
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:36,120
You know, I'm sorry,
but my kids come first.
403
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:40,040
And I need a distraction
from this barrage of blame.
404
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:41,870
Not -- Not blame.
405
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,790
What I said was,
what do you --
406
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:45,790
what do you think we did
to make Nathan feel
407
00:16:45,870 --> 00:16:47,080
like he needed to lie?
408
00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:49,160
Well, "we" means me.
409
00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:51,120
And I don't know
what I did.
410
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,580
But apparently, you knew
he was lying all along.
411
00:16:53,660 --> 00:16:55,540
Well, I wondered.
[ Scoffs ]
412
00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:58,540
And if maybe part of what
made him do it
413
00:16:58,620 --> 00:17:00,250
is that he doesn't always
see us being honest?
414
00:17:00,330 --> 00:17:01,910
Okay, you know what?
Are we p-- Are we --
415
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,870
Let's just -- I think we need --
we should just get the check.
416
00:17:03,950 --> 00:17:07,660
Are we pretending
to have what we had?
417
00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:11,750
I think we put up
a pretty good front, okay?
418
00:17:13,830 --> 00:17:17,120
[ Cellphone chimes ]
419
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:20,120
[ Sighs ] I can never remember
if this is Naomi's code
420
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:21,330
for everything is fine
421
00:17:21,410 --> 00:17:24,370
or everything
is definitely not fine.
422
00:17:24,450 --> 00:17:27,290
[ Line ringing ]
423
00:17:27,370 --> 00:17:29,290
[ Cellphone beeps ]
424
00:17:29,370 --> 00:17:30,450
[ Sighs ]
425
00:17:30,540 --> 00:17:32,330
I think we should go.
426
00:17:32,410 --> 00:17:34,790
We need to go.
What?
427
00:17:34,870 --> 00:17:36,410
I think we need to go.
No, we don't.
428
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:38,120
Yeah, she's not
answering her phone.
She's fine.
429
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,500
And I really want to go.
It doesn't matter.
430
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:40,500
She doesn't -- She --
Hi!
431
00:17:40,580 --> 00:17:42,120
Come on.
Hi, hello!
432
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:43,950
Check?
Are you kidding?
433
00:17:45,950 --> 00:17:47,700
[ Line ringing ]
434
00:17:49,870 --> 00:17:51,660
[ Cellphone ringing ]
435
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,330
What?
Megan:
Where is your sister?
436
00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:57,620
I don't know. Call her.
437
00:17:57,700 --> 00:17:59,120
But she's not answering
her phone,
438
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,580
so there's something's wrong.
439
00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:01,950
And we're coming to
get you right now.
440
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,450
What? No!
I'm staying.
441
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:04,450
Boy: Sex party!
442
00:18:04,540 --> 00:18:05,660
Okay, that's it!
443
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:07,330
We are coming for you
right now.
444
00:18:07,410 --> 00:18:09,290
Oh, my God, Mom,
what is going on?
445
00:18:09,370 --> 00:18:11,000
Like, you -- you know
446
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:12,330
I've been going through
a hard time
447
00:18:12,410 --> 00:18:14,620
with, um, everything,
so --
448
00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:16,330
so can you just let me be
with my friends
449
00:18:16,410 --> 00:18:18,410
and not all miserable
and depressed?
450
00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:19,660
Don't.
451
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:22,750
A hard time
with the breakup?
452
00:18:22,830 --> 00:18:25,160
Well, with a lot of stuff,
but -- but yeah.
453
00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:26,450
Do. Not.
454
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:29,120
Yeah, because it's hard for us
to understand
455
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,830
how you could break up
with someone
456
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:33,700
that you were never
dating.
457
00:18:33,790 --> 00:18:37,790
And please choose your next
words very carefully.
458
00:18:37,870 --> 00:18:42,120
Nathan!
Nathan, come swimming!
459
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:44,160
W-Who told you?
It doesn't matter.
460
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:47,790
Was it Naomi?
Why did you lie?
461
00:18:47,870 --> 00:18:50,160
Um...I don't know, Mom,
462
00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:51,750
maybe because you don't
want to hear the truth
463
00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:53,080
and can't accept me
for who I am.
464
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,540
Who told you?!
465
00:18:55,620 --> 00:18:57,500
Why did you lie?
466
00:18:57,580 --> 00:18:59,790
Oh, my God.
467
00:18:59,870 --> 00:19:03,160
You can't keep things from me
and then be mad at me for lying.
468
00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:05,290
You know what?
You're right.
469
00:19:05,370 --> 00:19:06,830
All of you are right.
470
00:19:06,910 --> 00:19:09,290
I do lie. I do.
471
00:19:09,370 --> 00:19:11,540
Because there is no way
472
00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:14,330
I could ever tell you
the truth
473
00:19:14,410 --> 00:19:16,540
of how terrified I am
for you.
474
00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:18,450
You are my only son.
475
00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:22,250
And I would lay down
on train tracks for you.
476
00:19:22,330 --> 00:19:24,370
But I am so afraid
for you.
477
00:19:24,450 --> 00:19:29,330
So from now, on I will be
totally honest
478
00:19:29,410 --> 00:19:33,750
and tell you everything
you do not want to hear.
479
00:19:33,830 --> 00:19:35,540
Chingada!
Sorry.
480
00:19:35,620 --> 00:19:37,250
Riley: Hey, you can't go
crazy in there.
481
00:19:37,330 --> 00:19:39,750
[ Door slams ]
Nathan: Who told you?
482
00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:42,580
Hey, hey, I want to keep
talking to you.
483
00:19:42,660 --> 00:19:45,540
Ugh, I feel like
we're the same person.
484
00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:47,580
'Cause I see how your mind
is working.
485
00:19:47,660 --> 00:19:49,950
Just, like, "How can I not
piss off this girl
486
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:51,200
that just told me
she likes me
487
00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:53,910
so she doesn't go
blow everything up?"
488
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,910
Are you gonna tell --
Are you gonna tell Greta?
489
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000
You fucking told
my mother?!
490
00:19:58,080 --> 00:19:59,660
No.
I -- She --
491
00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:02,200
She figured it out and then
I didn't cover fast enough.
492
00:20:02,290 --> 00:20:03,830
Okay, so why didn't you
tell me after?
493
00:20:03,910 --> 00:20:05,080
Okay, goodbye.
494
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,580
Wait, what are you
gonna go do right now?
495
00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:08,450
Hello!
Fuck! Ugh!
496
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,870
Am I being really paranoid
or is she gonna go tell her?
497
00:20:10,950 --> 00:20:13,410
Um, okay, but, like,
what the fuck with my mom?
498
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:14,830
I'm a lying
piece of shit, okay?
499
00:20:14,910 --> 00:20:17,370
I am sorry.
I just -- I should've told you.
500
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,000
I should've told Greta.
I just --
501
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:21,450
I can only fix that one
right now, so I'm sorry, okay?
502
00:20:21,540 --> 00:20:25,000
I'm really sorry.
503
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,700
Chester: I'm gonna see
if I can hold my breath
504
00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:28,620
for the whole
"Star-Spangled Banner"!
505
00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:29,870
-What?
-[ Laughs ]
506
00:20:29,950 --> 00:20:31,250
I'm really wondering
about those chocolates
507
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:33,290
'cause shit's getting
fucked up.
508
00:20:33,370 --> 00:20:36,580
Like, this is some serious
Red Wedding vibes.
509
00:20:36,660 --> 00:20:41,700
♪♪
510
00:20:41,790 --> 00:20:44,080
-I'm leaving.
-Okay.
511
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,950
Naomi: Okay?
512
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:49,950
So, like, friends for 16
years,
and it's just like, "Okay"?
513
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,330
The 16-year friend
who dumped me
514
00:20:52,410 --> 00:20:54,250
to go to Winter Formal
with a guy?
515
00:20:54,330 --> 00:20:56,330
I --
You said it was okay!
516
00:20:56,410 --> 00:20:58,700
I obviously didn't mean it,
Naomi.
517
00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:01,660
H-How was I supposed
to know that?
518
00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:03,500
Because
you just should've!
519
00:21:03,580 --> 00:21:05,290
Just like you should've known
how much it sucked
520
00:21:05,370 --> 00:21:07,700
that you were sticking your
fingers in my brother's mouth
521
00:21:07,790 --> 00:21:09,950
and going on about how his hair
made you want to cum?
522
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:11,370
He wasn't even into me!
523
00:21:11,450 --> 00:21:13,950
That literally does not matter,
and you know that.
524
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,700
I'm sorry if the Cooper thing
upsets you,
525
00:21:15,790 --> 00:21:17,700
but I guess,
I don't know,
526
00:21:17,790 --> 00:21:19,790
you reap what you sow
or whatever.
527
00:21:19,870 --> 00:21:23,500
Oh, you want to talk about
reaping what you sow?
528
00:21:23,580 --> 00:21:26,330
Because your sister-wife
over there hates you,
529
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:29,750
and I'm not too in love
with you either right now.
530
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,830
Is that it?
Really?!
531
00:21:31,910 --> 00:21:33,580
Also, for the future,
532
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:37,000
I would really recommend
not fucking with a witch.
533
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:42,910
♪♪
534
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,700
Chester:
Nathan, come in!
535
00:21:44,790 --> 00:21:46,500
I kinda have to go.
What the fuck?
536
00:21:46,580 --> 00:21:51,040
It's a fucking party and no one
wants to fucking party with me!
537
00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:52,160
Fuck you all!
538
00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:54,040
You're all gonna
regret it!
539
00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:58,160
♪♪
540
00:21:58,250 --> 00:21:59,910
♪ If you can't shake ♪
541
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,700
♪ If you can't shake ♪
542
00:22:01,790 --> 00:22:04,750
♪ If you can't shake,
if you can't shake ♪
543
00:22:04,830 --> 00:22:06,870
♪ I don't need no sleep ♪
544
00:22:06,950 --> 00:22:08,540
♪ I don't need no sleep ♪
545
00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:11,700
♪ I can lie down when I'm dead,
there's no rest for the ♪
546
00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:12,870
♪ Wicked ♪
547
00:22:12,950 --> 00:22:14,540
♪ I don't need no sleep ♪
548
00:22:14,620 --> 00:22:16,290
♪ I don't need no sleep ♪
549
00:22:16,370 --> 00:22:19,870
♪ I can lie down when I'm dead,
there's no rest for the ♪
550
00:22:19,950 --> 00:22:22,000
[ Music muffles ]
551
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:27,790
♪♪
552
00:22:27,870 --> 00:22:30,250
♪ Wicked ♪
[ Gasps ]
553
00:22:30,330 --> 00:22:33,750
Jesus fuck!
[ Laughing ]
554
00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:36,250
Oh, my God!
555
00:22:36,330 --> 00:22:38,580
Look at you!
556
00:22:38,660 --> 00:22:40,160
Yes!
557
00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:42,410
Come through, Titanic!
558
00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:44,750
Oh, my God.
I'm fine, I'm fine.
559
00:22:44,830 --> 00:22:46,290
I got it. [ Laughs ]
560
00:22:46,370 --> 00:22:49,410
Yes!
561
00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:51,040
Oh, fuck!
562
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,660
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God!
563
00:22:52,750 --> 00:22:55,750
-Oh, fuck!
-Oh, my God! It is so cold!
564
00:22:55,830 --> 00:22:58,290
-Okay, come on.
-It's so cold!
565
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:01,950
[ Chester laughing ]
566
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:04,330
I got you, I got you,
I got you.
567
00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:08,500
[ Door closes ]
568
00:23:18,620 --> 00:23:20,120
Here.
569
00:23:24,410 --> 00:23:26,540
Mmph.
570
00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:28,910
Fuck it.
I'm just gonna take a shower.
571
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,370
[ Coughs, sniffs ]
572
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:40,330
Whew!
573
00:23:40,410 --> 00:23:42,500
Are you cold?
574
00:23:42,580 --> 00:23:44,450
Um, no, I'm okay.
575
00:24:14,750 --> 00:24:22,160
♪♪
576
00:24:22,250 --> 00:24:29,200
♪♪
577
00:24:29,290 --> 00:24:31,330
[ Shower turns on ]
578
00:24:31,410 --> 00:24:42,700
♪♪
579
00:24:42,790 --> 00:24:45,410
♪ Say it, say it, say it ♪
580
00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:46,830
♪ I need you to ♪
581
00:24:46,910 --> 00:24:49,370
♪ Say it, say it, say it ♪
582
00:24:49,450 --> 00:24:51,120
♪ I know that you do ♪
583
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,790
Jesus fuck!
Sorry.
584
00:24:52,870 --> 00:24:54,790
Um, is --
is Delilah here?
585
00:24:54,870 --> 00:24:56,040
No!
586
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:57,620
Sorry.
587
00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:02,620
♪ I need you to ♪
588
00:25:02,700 --> 00:25:06,870
♪♪
589
00:25:06,950 --> 00:25:08,500
Uh...
590
00:25:08,580 --> 00:25:11,160
I'm gonna go...
591
00:25:11,250 --> 00:25:12,790
finger-paint.
592
00:25:15,370 --> 00:25:17,910
Look, I-I feel bad
about the Naomi thing.
593
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,330
It's not your fault.
594
00:25:19,410 --> 00:25:21,910
Um, but about
the other part.
595
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,870
It's just, you and I aren't
right for each other.
596
00:25:24,950 --> 00:25:26,250
Remotely.
Like, in any way.
597
00:25:26,330 --> 00:25:27,660
Sure.
No, I-I get it.
598
00:25:27,750 --> 00:25:30,120
Um, I just --
599
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,700
I just want to say one thing
about the Panda Express thing.
600
00:25:32,790 --> 00:25:34,370
Okay, so, okay,
do you know how, like,
601
00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:37,160
Avery Foster got fingered
by the guy who ate Hot Cheetos
602
00:25:37,250 --> 00:25:39,580
and that's like
all anyone would talk about?
603
00:25:39,660 --> 00:25:41,620
And then she was so mad,
she was like, "Fuck it.
604
00:25:41,700 --> 00:25:43,290
If that's all they're
gonna talk about,
605
00:25:43,370 --> 00:25:45,580
I'm gonna get the student store
to sell better snacks,
606
00:25:45,660 --> 00:25:46,950
including Hot Cheetos,"
607
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:50,450
and now she's like
the Hot Cheeto Hero?
608
00:25:50,540 --> 00:25:54,040
Well, I was just thinking,
with you, um...
609
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,290
Is what I'm saying bad?
610
00:25:57,370 --> 00:25:59,580
Are you telling me
to own my story?
611
00:25:59,660 --> 00:26:02,120
Maybe?
612
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:03,250
Sorry.
613
00:26:03,330 --> 00:26:04,870
It's just coming from
someone who's...
614
00:26:04,950 --> 00:26:07,290
so straight and cis
and not queer,
615
00:26:07,370 --> 00:26:08,950
it's just ugh, you know?
616
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:10,950
I -- I --
Yeah, no, no,
I-I get it.
617
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:12,250
I'm sorry.
618
00:26:12,330 --> 00:26:18,370
♪♪
619
00:26:18,450 --> 00:26:24,450
♪♪
620
00:26:24,540 --> 00:26:26,120
Fuck!
621
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,160
That was good!
622
00:26:30,250 --> 00:26:33,540
Oh, come on.
I have to get something.
623
00:26:33,620 --> 00:26:35,790
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
I wouldn't -- Um --
624
00:26:35,870 --> 00:26:37,450
Oh, shit, sorry.
625
00:26:37,540 --> 00:26:39,870
[ Door closes ]
626
00:26:39,950 --> 00:26:43,040
[ Music continues in distance ]
627
00:26:51,250 --> 00:26:53,790
Aren't you freezing?
628
00:26:53,870 --> 00:26:55,830
Nathan: No, I'm fine.
629
00:27:03,750 --> 00:27:06,160
God, I'm fucked up.
630
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:11,120
Um...
631
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,040
I'm s-- I'm sorry
about Bo.
632
00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:14,580
No, it's not you.
633
00:27:14,660 --> 00:27:17,870
He just doesn't think that
we're right for each other.
634
00:27:19,790 --> 00:27:22,000
Yeah, well, um...
635
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:24,450
You know, there are -- there
are
plenty of people in the world
636
00:27:24,540 --> 00:27:27,160
not right for each other
who are actually, like,
637
00:27:27,250 --> 00:27:29,080
really right
for each other.
638
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:34,830
Yeah, like who?
639
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:39,620
Um...
640
00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:42,580
Actually, I-I-I can't think
of any right now,
641
00:27:42,660 --> 00:27:45,910
but, um,
I'm sure they exist.
642
00:27:47,870 --> 00:27:51,660
And "opposites attract,"
right?
643
00:27:51,750 --> 00:27:54,870
God, I hate
that voicemail.
644
00:27:54,950 --> 00:27:58,000
I loved it.
645
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:03,950
And I love that you're giving me
relationship advice right now.
646
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,540
Yeah, like I have
anything to offer.
647
00:28:14,830 --> 00:28:18,450
♪ Feel ♪
648
00:28:18,540 --> 00:28:20,290
♪ Feel, feel ♪
649
00:28:20,370 --> 00:28:22,910
♪ Feel the love, feel ♪
650
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:26,250
♪ We can close our eyes
and feel the love ♪
651
00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:29,830
♪ Feel ♪
652
00:28:29,910 --> 00:28:33,540
♪ Feel ♪
653
00:28:33,620 --> 00:28:36,620
♪ Feel, feel, feel the love ♪
654
00:28:36,700 --> 00:28:38,750
I just really want to
kiss you right now.
655
00:28:38,830 --> 00:28:41,620
♪ Close our eyes
and feel the love ♪
656
00:28:41,700 --> 00:28:44,250
♪ Feel ♪
657
00:28:46,410 --> 00:28:48,580
[ Gasps ]
658
00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:54,540
D-Do you actually?
659
00:28:54,620 --> 00:29:01,410
♪♪
660
00:29:01,500 --> 00:29:08,120
♪♪
661
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:09,540
I'm so sorry.
662
00:29:09,620 --> 00:29:11,250
[ Door opens ]
663
00:29:11,330 --> 00:29:12,450
Shit.
664
00:29:12,540 --> 00:29:15,330
[ People cheering, laughing ]
665
00:29:15,410 --> 00:29:18,330
Hi. Um...
I just want to say that
666
00:29:18,410 --> 00:29:20,160
with the whole
Winter Formal thing,
667
00:29:20,250 --> 00:29:22,750
I fucking suck
and I'm sorry.
668
00:29:22,830 --> 00:29:26,000
And tonight I'm gonna bury this
like the Maori do --
669
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:27,500
not in a cultural
appropriation way --
670
00:29:27,580 --> 00:29:29,290
but just because
it's time.
671
00:29:29,370 --> 00:29:31,000
And if you don't want
to be there, I get it,
672
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:33,410
but if you were there
with me,
673
00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:35,790
I would really,
really love that.
674
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,660
Delilah: Hi. Uh, can we bury
the placenta in your yard?
675
00:29:42,750 --> 00:29:43,870
It's good for plants.
676
00:29:43,950 --> 00:29:45,200
Riley:
Okay, y-yeah, sure.
677
00:29:45,290 --> 00:29:46,500
[ Loud bang, shrieking ]
678
00:29:46,580 --> 00:29:49,000
Oh, fuck!
679
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:51,290
No!
680
00:29:51,370 --> 00:29:54,450
God damn it!
681
00:29:54,540 --> 00:29:56,000
Get the fuck out!
682
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:58,160
Get out of here
right now!
683
00:29:58,250 --> 00:30:02,120
Go, go, right now!
684
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:06,540
♪♪
685
00:30:06,620 --> 00:30:08,040
[ Door closes ]
686
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:10,000
[ Whimpers ]
687
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:12,790
[ Object clattering ]
[ Screaming ]
688
00:30:16,660 --> 00:30:19,830
♪ I'm scared I don't know ♪
689
00:30:19,910 --> 00:30:20,830
Oh.
690
00:30:20,910 --> 00:30:23,000
♪ What is honest ♪
691
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:30,040
♪ You feel like a memory
I'm losing slowly ♪
692
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:37,370
♪ Losing slowly ♪
693
00:30:37,450 --> 00:30:41,080
♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
694
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:43,910
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
695
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:47,410
I'm sorry for not being
a better friend.
696
00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:49,450
Riley: What?
W-- No, what?
697
00:30:49,540 --> 00:30:54,830
I'm -- I'm the one who's
always
keeping things to myself.
698
00:30:54,910 --> 00:30:59,830
I need to be a lot better
at -- at that.
699
00:30:59,910 --> 00:31:01,500
And about that, did --
did Luz come find you?
700
00:31:01,580 --> 00:31:03,160
Wait.
Uh, can I say something first?
701
00:31:03,250 --> 00:31:07,160
'Cause if I don't say it
right now, I might not.
702
00:31:07,250 --> 00:31:10,080
So, um...
703
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:13,910
that thing that y-you
asked me before
704
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,410
at the pre-party?
705
00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:18,540
There's something I've been
noticing about myself.
706
00:31:18,620 --> 00:31:20,370
I -- I can like someone.
707
00:31:20,450 --> 00:31:22,160
Like, really like them.
708
00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:29,250
But when it comes to kissing
or making out or whatever,
709
00:31:29,330 --> 00:31:33,040
I don't want that.
710
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:34,160
Oh.
711
00:31:34,250 --> 00:31:36,580
So I don't know
how it could work,
712
00:31:36,660 --> 00:31:40,660
like, between us.
713
00:31:40,750 --> 00:31:43,410
Even if
you wanted it to.
714
00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:47,330
Um, what I said
that night
715
00:31:47,410 --> 00:31:50,330
wasn't 'cause of
me not liking you.
716
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:56,160
'Cause I never stopped
liking you.
717
00:31:56,250 --> 00:32:00,200
Um, I actually, um...
718
00:32:00,290 --> 00:32:02,540
I love you.
719
00:32:02,620 --> 00:32:06,370
♪ The soundtrack,
this is my saving grace ♪
720
00:32:06,450 --> 00:32:09,950
[ Both chuckling ]
721
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:11,910
I love -- I love you.
722
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,580
[ Both laughing ]
723
00:32:19,330 --> 00:32:21,540
Um...
724
00:32:21,620 --> 00:32:25,750
But, uh, that night
at the motel,
725
00:32:25,830 --> 00:32:28,330
um, I --
I left after I --
726
00:32:28,410 --> 00:32:29,870
[ Feedback shrieks ]
727
00:32:29,950 --> 00:32:31,870
-Run! Cops!
-[ Screams ]
728
00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:32,870
No!
729
00:32:32,950 --> 00:32:34,000
-No! No cops!
-Cops!
730
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:35,370
Delilah: No!
Hi! It's just me!
731
00:32:35,450 --> 00:32:36,830
I'll turn the music back on
in a sec!
732
00:32:36,910 --> 00:32:38,410
I just need to say something
and I kinda need
733
00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:40,580
to say it for everyone!
734
00:32:40,660 --> 00:32:42,250
Um...
735
00:32:42,330 --> 00:32:43,450
[ Exhales sharply ]
736
00:32:43,540 --> 00:32:45,500
I haven't been
living in shame,
737
00:32:45,580 --> 00:32:48,540
but I also haven't
been living
738
00:32:48,620 --> 00:32:51,370
the truest version
of myself either.
739
00:32:51,450 --> 00:32:55,620
And, uh, I just want to say
that, from experience,
740
00:32:55,700 --> 00:32:58,330
mm, secrets fucking suck.
741
00:32:58,410 --> 00:33:00,500
And you should just be true
to yourself
742
00:33:00,580 --> 00:33:03,290
and own your story, but --
[ People muttering ]
743
00:33:03,370 --> 00:33:04,750
Okay!
Sorry, sorry, sorry!
744
00:33:04,830 --> 00:33:06,950
Um, you can go back
to body shots or whatever.
745
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:08,910
Um, um...
746
00:33:11,250 --> 00:33:13,370
Uh, okay.
747
00:33:13,450 --> 00:33:15,040
Just so everyone knows --
748
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:18,200
this is probably definitely
a coincidence and -- and --
749
00:33:18,290 --> 00:33:21,370
and not a racist thing --
but I'm Panda Express Girl!
750
00:33:21,450 --> 00:33:23,580
Okay, thanks! Bye!
751
00:33:23,660 --> 00:33:26,080
Oh, my God!
[ People murmuring ]
752
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:27,910
-Panda Express Girl?
-I don't know.
753
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:31,040
-Put the music back on!
-Yeah, right?
754
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,870
♪ I don't wanna know
that you judge my shit ♪
755
00:33:33,950 --> 00:33:37,120
♪ When you're drunk, 4 a.m.,
at a CVS store ♪
756
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,700
♪ Why you try to fight me,
you weak-ass bitch? ♪
757
00:33:39,790 --> 00:33:42,540
♪ Too much drug, can't hold up,
crying on the floor ♪
758
00:33:42,620 --> 00:33:44,200
Mom and Dad
are almost here.
759
00:33:44,290 --> 00:33:46,250
♪ Tok tok, tik tik, tok tok ♪
760
00:33:46,330 --> 00:33:48,830
♪ I'm banging every member
from BTS ♪
761
00:33:48,910 --> 00:33:52,160
♪ Tik tik, tok tok,
tik tik, tok tok ♪
762
00:33:52,250 --> 00:33:54,290
Yeah, that was
my night, too.
763
00:33:54,370 --> 00:33:57,120
At one point I just had to
lock myself in the bathroom
764
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,000
and play "Candy Crush."
765
00:34:01,580 --> 00:34:04,080
And I hate everyone
except you.
766
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:08,330
[ Cellphone swishes ]
767
00:34:08,410 --> 00:34:09,790
[ Cellphone chimes ]
768
00:34:09,870 --> 00:34:12,620
Ugh, I forgot to cancel
tennis tomorrow.
769
00:34:12,700 --> 00:34:14,790
Mark: I think we need
to take a break.
770
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:37,910
Mom?
771
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:51,000
♪♪
772
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:56,700
♪♪
773
00:34:56,790 --> 00:34:59,160
♪ This riddle that I know ♪
774
00:34:59,250 --> 00:35:01,540
♪ Keeps coming back for more ♪
775
00:35:01,620 --> 00:35:05,660
♪ And though I ♪
776
00:35:05,750 --> 00:35:08,290
♪ Have solved it all before ♪
777
00:35:08,370 --> 00:35:13,000
♪ I don't remember
how anymore ♪
778
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:21,410
♪ But I'll try to find my way
back home ♪
779
00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:23,700
♪ Can you hear me calling? ♪
780
00:35:23,790 --> 00:35:25,660
♪ Can you hear me calling? ♪
781
00:35:25,750 --> 00:35:28,250
♪ Too lost to be found ♪
782
00:35:28,330 --> 00:35:30,700
[ Line ringing ]
783
00:35:33,950 --> 00:35:35,540
Sam: Chester?
Hi.
784
00:35:35,620 --> 00:35:38,040
♪ Too lost to be ♪
785
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:39,370
Are you okay?
786
00:35:39,450 --> 00:35:41,700
Sorry it's the middle
of the night.
787
00:35:41,790 --> 00:35:43,200
W-Where are you?
788
00:35:43,290 --> 00:35:45,870
I-I'm just, um...
789
00:35:45,950 --> 00:35:48,160
I'm sitting outside.
790
00:35:50,620 --> 00:35:52,450
Are you okay?
791
00:35:52,540 --> 00:35:54,160
Yeah.
792
00:35:57,950 --> 00:35:59,660
[ Sighs ]
793
00:36:01,580 --> 00:36:03,540
I'm sorry, Sam.
794
00:36:06,910 --> 00:36:08,870
It's okay.
795
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000
It's really okay.
796
00:36:12,910 --> 00:36:15,290
Is it?
797
00:36:15,370 --> 00:36:17,790
Yeah.
798
00:36:17,870 --> 00:36:19,700
Yeah, it is.
799
00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:28,450
Would it be okay if we just
sat
on the phone for a while
800
00:36:28,540 --> 00:36:31,620
and didn't say anything?
801
00:36:31,700 --> 00:36:33,200
Yeah.
802
00:37:01,500 --> 00:37:03,950
Are you still there?
803
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:05,330
Yeah.
804
00:37:10,450 --> 00:37:12,410
Thank you, Sam.
805
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:17,200
Good night, Chester.
806
00:37:40,410 --> 00:37:43,040
[ Wind whistling ]
807
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,830
[ Footsteps approaching ]
808
00:37:56,330 --> 00:37:57,950
It's you.
809
00:38:00,450 --> 00:38:05,790
♪ I wanna be wild and young ♪
810
00:38:05,870 --> 00:38:12,120
♪ And not be afraid to lose ♪
811
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:15,040
♪ Cry on my own ♪
812
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:18,040
♪ Me and my bottle ♪
813
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:23,580
♪ These are the things
I choose ♪
814
00:38:23,660 --> 00:38:28,080
♪ But they're watching me,
judging me ♪
815
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:30,870
♪ Making me feel so used ♪
816
00:38:30,950 --> 00:38:32,620
♪ Can't you see ♪
817
00:38:32,700 --> 00:38:36,750
♪ That all I wanna do is ♪
818
00:38:36,830 --> 00:38:39,580
♪ Get a little wild ♪
819
00:38:39,660 --> 00:38:42,370
♪ Get a little high ♪
820
00:38:42,450 --> 00:38:48,450
♪ Kiss a hundred boys and not
feel like I'm tied to them ♪
821
00:38:48,540 --> 00:38:54,410
♪ If you wanna judge me,
then go and load the gun ♪
822
00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:56,580
♪ I've done nothing wrong ♪
823
00:38:56,660 --> 00:39:00,290
♪ I'm young ♪
824
00:39:00,370 --> 00:39:03,370
♪ Get a little wild ♪
825
00:39:03,450 --> 00:39:06,250
♪ Get a little high ♪
826
00:39:06,330 --> 00:39:12,330
♪ Kiss a hundred boys and not
feel like I'm tied to them ♪
827
00:39:12,410 --> 00:39:17,410
♪ If you wanna judge me,
then go and load the gun ♪
828
00:39:17,500 --> 00:39:19,330
♪ I've done nothing wrong ♪
829
00:39:19,410 --> 00:39:20,950
♪ I'm young ♪
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