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friends colleagues and royal bird

watchers I'm very honored to be invited

here today or to tell you the incredible

story of my last expedition um may I

have the first slide please

and here we are two weeks out on the

Safari already deep into the interior

and already treading ground but no white

man had ever trod before yeah yeah um ba

elephant dropping his bass yeah la me

will have to make another decoy what is

it why have we stopped

see all that elephant well I didn't

think it was ours sweet looking fella

the lady I was going to ask her to keep

quiet

Oh God me dear well isn't it safe to go

on it's risky with elephants about you

alright if they got a few cows with him

and the other end it could be all Bulls

well coming from you that wouldn't

surprise me

yeah well we've trekked far enough for

today anyway absolute I see what scatter

around fine campsite okay Dicky bigger

nuclear boss what's all this Dukey Nikki

Nikki not his stuff yet Banga Banga talk

well I hope he hurries otherwise I'm

gonna be a tikki

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jool my 11 degrees yes milady I'm afraid

you've dropped one lady Begley I beg

your pardon

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it's a great pleasure to be of service

mouth after all we have traveled

together a thousand miles laughs yes I

know that mr. Chumley but I shall not be

requiring a thousand miles service thank

you

yes plus I found a good campsite their

bus big waterhole fan drinkable

hippopotamus there they seem to like

okay Potamus I'm drinking after them why

not

they'd only be bathing in it if you had

ever been in for a phase that you'd know

why not

you're too fussy professor go on you go

ahead I'll bring the women very well

right in it

excuse me mr. Busey but her ladyship was

wondering if she could have a shout as

usual yes surely

upsy-daisy make shower tent to make

water over white lady boss did it tell

me the [ __ ] alone man zebra Zulu are

Fozzie thank you

dummy doesn't it bother you being out

here in the jungle among a lotta men men

if never bothered me mr. Lucey you must

be joking

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good evening mr. Luisi enjoying the

Safari IMAP events later I must say I am

a bit disappointed we've not seen any

monkeys so far

oh yeah well a very busy it's the mating

season I see would they come if I throw

them some peanuts doing

would you that is a very big one you

have there is it not mr. Busey right oh

this

yes well I'm going hunting you see I'll

see if I can bag something for supper

I see game anytime you are when there I

really must go yeah well they're already

flat excuse me

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there goes any spots in bus on Alex

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she's like a robust you aim good but him

in the wrong place

please he's gone he's gone into cover

boss

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you lazy your shower is ready

Thank You June as I required before as

usual

well I do hope that elephant doesn't

stain that's all ttttt are I'm beginning

to wish we hadn't started on this trip

every step one takes is frogs and what

is more we have a spotted one rare bird

yet it's not good enough jungler we must

keep a sharp lookout oh don't worry

professor I'm doing that alright sir oh

nothing professor and nothing at all so

you must be looking at something know

your rear was positively agog oh well I

am NOT a good just thought sir that I'd

spotted to you golden-crested it's

impossible you don't find golden Christy

two chicks

maybe God you're quite right sir no I

was mistaken sir yes well let me have a

look what is it I shouldn't bother if I

were you sir

well I can't see anything

oh well yes that is definitely something

ready sir what yeah oh well I can't put

a name to it actually - it's just a

quick flash of tail hey let me have a

look it's gone now it's gone into the

jungle now you know what look you take

these binoculars I'm going to look for

it no no I don't think I should glass I

just know sir Oh ladybug liova you're

taking her shower well we can't

embarrass her can we a poor soul I am

could of course keep my eyes averted

huh spoken like a true gentleman Chumley

go and averts

go

now the back of the tent and do it to

see you now waiting to excite it take

something take something

what no what's this pickets muscular

Alexia easy stiffness just the same

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all couples or couple touch him a break

out a chemical thief fucose June re-up

with the water peers yeah you shouldn't

be carrying everything's like so what if

she's gonna get it you're gonna have a

rest go on it's a good girl

jun-il yes milady

Oren's me off would it be

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that's enough thank you

I'll bring the title I'll be done with

you

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excuse me hello another big white hunter

big white tin opener

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ah Thank You June I shall not require

you anymore you may take the evening off

in the middle of the jungle big deal

good evening mr. Busey this is checking

supplies I haven't had an opportunity

yet of thanking you for scaring off that

horrible gorilla oh that was nothing

the matter of fact you're alright as

long as that you really keeps chasing it

when he stops and does that then you're

gonna worry but what does that mean well

when you go over to find out what are

you doing that for he grabs Olli you see

like a oh they like to crush people to

death then they like to get a good grip

on anything handy and give a good

squeeze I see it's not nibbling oh well

why do they do the head you keep your

mind of what their hands are doing oh

good evening professor um mr. Pooh's he

was just showing me what happens when a

gorilla gets a crush on one yes I could

see he was up to some monkey business

very good yeah well Rob will be up in a

minute

I better go never wash excuse me ma'am

I had a matching pair as well and don't

think I hadn't notice it oh he's so

vulgar so vulgar as a matter of fact I

find his bluntness rather refreshing My

dear lady badly we must face up to it

the man is simply not a gentleman

I understand he's in his first Oh but

sleeping in just a vest displays a sense

of individuality surely it disappears a

great deal more than that nurse do you

mean professor I'm me but a man like

that which stupid nothing will go to any

lengths to achieve his ends do you

really think so professor I'm sure of it

thrusting I mean out here in the wilds

as we are and coming into close contact

with each other

day after day it only needs a glimpse of

creamy Skinner a hint of milky v why

professor you may

it sound like a dairy product well yes

you do remind me of something in an

English meadow what a babbling brook

sparkling inviting and so beautifully

cool

well I'm very cool now night draws on

you know

oh how sensible of you to bring a bear

deny cert Ally Mina Thank You mr.

Chumley

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mr. Busey you may have dinner served

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can you wash it off

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tell me mr. Busey what have you were bad

for us tonight this is what we call

fricassee of fully grown African life is

it delightful isn't that rather

dangerous shooting lands mr. Busey

oh not off now you think it's funny when

I come across him he was having a bit of

fun with a lioness and if there's one

thing it drives a lion stark raving mad

it's being disturbed when he's with a

lioness oh do they charge oh no I do it

for love what is your sport professor I

don't think I've seen you shooting no no

I get my pleasure in other ways oh

really

professor tinkle is an ornithologist

actually I'm fascinated by rare and

exotic birds aren't we all

yes my last expedition was to the Virgin

Islands it was there that we discovered

the rare species are the frigate bird a

wobbler frigate frigate no language no

no you listen here

what is that

probably a frigate Irena let's have a

bit of fun with him shaken LED backlit

now you know why we are here don't you

tell us what brings a beautiful lady

like yourself here to Africa well before

I tell you I would like to show you

something that I have in here oh don't

bother I always say when you've seen one

you've seen them all

I promised your professor you have never

seen one like this before

that is a picture of my little baby boy

lying there on the rug

playing with his Wii engine I must tell

you that soon after little Cecil was

born my husband brought us out here on

our honeymoon it was a delayed honeymoon

of course of course a lady like yourself

would never make the mistake of putting

the cart before the horse on the club

before the pudding will you spare us the

clinical details thank you a pre

continue my dear one morning out here in

the wilds of the Interior my husband

took our baby for his usual walkies and

they never came back

how ghastly ma'am soon afterwards while

searching along the banks of the Limpopo

River a better shot a crocodile and

there in its stomach was my dear

husband's frog watch how very terrible

and the baby on the bank close by

what's his nappy clean and feet locked

and Sonia did a limb pop out you Shirley

ma'am after all this time there's no

hope

oh no but you see we never did find his

nappy opinon

it would be something to remember him by

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Africa is so very romantic I never get

tired of listening to the strange noises

that's due to that always you are emit

air in that disgusting fashion well what

else am I supposed to do with it

better than sneaking around in other

ways it mr. Chumley please don't worry

on my account

let us just sit quietly and enjoy the

night is there something wrong my dear

it's quite all right a little more I

don't mind

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lovely isn't it

bye can't say I'm enjoying it mr.

Charlie but but you just said perfect

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another shopper there well I don't know

but whatever it is it's certainly

rubbing her up the wrong way

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all right we rest here I got a hammer

[ __ ] a lot I could have was room

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oh dear leave exactly did you see the

giraffes just now yes I did

great things I wonder why do they have

such long necks

oh well it's quite simple it's because

their heads are so far away from their

bodies do you oh no I would never

thought of that

you're so knowledgeable professor oh

it's observation really help me do you

know anything about the habits of snakes

habits yes I mean what do they do

well strangely enough I've often

wondered that myself because they're

exactly the same all the way down aren't

they I mean they don't seem to have the

wherewithal the wherewithal as to what

well I mean today they do if I mean the

lacking arrest just now yes I did but

what I wanted to know was if one came in

close contact with a snake could it

harmless oh well that would depend on

the snake you see there is a brown one

the African Viper which is a very deadly

no no this one was definitely green and

it sort of moved like that would be the

Venus cream fight quite harmless

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grunts I they say oh I know that what is

it mean how should I know boss that I

use you uh come on let's get moving okay

boss no matter what am i go to see boss

I wish you would go to cease no flippin

news on land enough peanut I gotta go

make you wave wanna you know want to

play legit a winner hmm oh they don't

want to go on boss I say that we must go

on they say no I say yes so now it is

settled good lad yes boss we go on this

day how can we go on without them who's

gonna carry only surprised well they're

very frightened boss they say those are

the drums of a very bad tribe they're

nauseous the nauseous very bad tribe us

very savage they eat people very

backward well they're not eating me

backwards of course not what a load of

rubbish

what makes them think they eat people

well this say that the first drum says

lay the table dinner on the way and the

second drum says yummy yummy perhaps it

would be better if we don't go yes after

all this does seem a good place to set

up camp not on your Nelly I am NOT being

scared off by a lot of silly

superstitious negative talk they don't

call me rattlesnake Bill for nothing now

you listen to me a bunch of lily-livered

jackals we are not staying here

put up a tent double-quick

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the drums have stopped I know that I

stopped hours ago why don't you tell me

show me not dance now the women of the

Ubangi tribe bus stuff the bones of the

buffalo up their nose what are you

talking about you asked me to tell you

something you don't know boss count on

me don't get the beat that's going we're

going under they can see yes miss what

is it don't stop you know why I wondered

if it'd be safe for me to go for a walk

I mean what did he think happen

darling you could walk stalkers through

a Foreign Legion outpost and nothing

would happen

thank you what but first I got the fever

pass on it

it's like trying to have a bit on an

ant's nest all right come on let's get

going

Oh clear for us to do some bird spotting

if you like huh oh no no you go Chumley

um I have some paperwork to do Oh

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aren't you lovely it's alright you're

safe

who I where do you come from

don't you understand don't you speak

English Oh perhaps you've lived all your

life in the jungle

haven't you seen a woman before

obviously not tell me and what is your

name name look me

joon-kyu understand

jewel room this June

understand that's right

noggin what is your name oh ah ah that's

an unusual name

that called a chest chest chest good

it's alright it's nothing to be afraid

oh I knew yours didn't like that but but

you're different for me I'm a woman

you won that's right

one minute me woo man look woman doesn't

have I mean okay this is going to be

very difficult war man

that's it Trish that's right MA Oh

oh dear have to wait to start with

something simpler nice we just have to

wait for the [ __ ] get some of these

clothes off

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Great Scott

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is it

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who's the best to do it together like

this

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woman I can't now I tell you what come

here tonight after dark

oh dear here look look here huh

night time understand

everybody here nighttime that's mr.

Busey that pound here

nighttime bun this is the goodness sakes

go

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what I can't understand is why is it

always the same fella that keeps getting

in the way

he's very stupid pass he got no gun

sense he run right across in front of

you

yeah well try and patch him up and break

out another can of corned beef bus

what's happened to that poor fellow

terrible thing terrible he was at

beating up front come across this mad

elephant is he mad elephant yeah nothing

more dangerous in there mad elephant

sure it was a mad elephant he's been

shot

yeah well have you ever seen a sane

elephant using a gun oh I can't believe

it is it can't be it isn't it is it's

easy

what for pete's sake this is the tail

feather from the famous New Zealand bird

you dumb putty it's extinct now you've

heard that story - I never did believe

that story

I mean it's based on a physical

impossibility of course the tail feather

could have dropped off just before it

disappeared up in the same

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what was the matter well where was the

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700 what sort of condom makes me so mad

if only I had a gun

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now what

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is dead boss oh dear I do hope it's

nothing serious wait a man watch it

finder please return property of nausia

tribes

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don't see them again what do you mean

the well left hello not here yeah my

morning that they are way out oh please

help us someone please hello

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man ooh man water

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night kiss bang dossie boy where do you

expect me to go you should have made

sure the toilets were put up that is no

excuse I told you one of the first laws

of the jungle is no wiggling in the camp

area you can't expect me to go into the

jungle

what if they know she'll see me they'll

get a nasty shock when I going somewhere

yes I'm afraid I have to mr. boozy Oh

pity well don't go too far is it was any

no she's a bat I'll find you a sitting

target you know what I mean yes yes but

I'll say everything calling this is of

course yes do that I'll be and if you

call me don't think I won't come running

cuz I won't blow me another one no I was

just going back to the pool mister Busey

I think I remember now where I left my

chair

oh good I'll come with you no I'm sure

that might be necessary thank you mr.

Busey oh I think I better it's not safe

for a pretty young girl like you to be

walking about alone

I'm going scouting you'll keep watch

no biggie sure boss Begley I'm terribly

sorry I thought no why should I deny I'm

not sorry I adore you I've been longing

to take you in my arms like my condo

your ladyship evening this is Africa or

land of unbridled passion oozes off I am

quite aware of our geographical position

not to mention our physical plant but I

must point out you that there is a time

and a place for everything even on

harnessing what ah you're right of

course

not here later I'll come to you hmm

give us a kiss to be going on with go

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don't tell me I'm flabbergasted my caste

has never been so flattered but I can

explain sir really no no I don't need

your explanation I know what's been

going on don't spend a lifetime studying

the habits of birds not learning

something you know enough to change at

once

but yes libertine but so even I mean her

name is y-yes

oh don't worry Alice caught her back to

the camp very good sir I must apologize

for the outrageous conduct of my

assistant you see he will not take his

tablets why professor I do believe

you're the tiniest with jealous yes oh

no you see after all I am his chief and

if there are any perks going I mean if

there's any spare nothing about I don't

know take me now yeah um get back to the

camp oh yes of course yes allow me

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nobody Domon if there's anything there

I'll find it

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he isn't here who I mean they aren't

here at my clothes oh yeah

I want to worry about that you look very

tasty as you are well I think I'll stay

for a while just in case you'll go back

please mr. Busey another on your Nelly

come on I'll see you back again I'm sure

you'll be all right now

I hope so professor now I must say I

tremble at the thought of sleeping alone

in Munster in it I know how you feel I

don't fancy it myself one would feel so

much safer with a strong fearless man

beside one oh I agree but where could we

find one out here professor I don't

suppose you'll consider that is I mean

would you yes no no it's unthinkable

lately I wonder if you would think I was

presuming if I could you see are we

clear - letting me know it's unprintable

well of course in the ordinary way it

would be quite wrong but of course these

are rather exceptional circumstances

sorry no oh they are they are I mean

there is my reputation to think of you

would need to be very circumspect oh I

was when I was a baby I mean people

might not think that you were in my tent

purely to protect me my day oh

definitely they might not they might

jump to the wrong conclusions my thinner

oh they might they might but of course

we could wait until they were all asleep

good one oh my god welcome professor how

clever of you to think of that

oh yeah we all take this out

Thank You mr. [ __ ] good night

you sure you won't be nervous sleeping

in a tent all by yourself oh yeah well

if she should be you're quite welcome to

come to mine

Thank You mr. [ __ ] but I don't think

anything's going to happen to me pity I

got a fair set of trophies I'd like to

show you good night

it's just isn't my Safari robust well

I'm turning in just keep your eyes open

okay

Dickie you can okay boss

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Oh

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who's there oh thank goodness I thought

you weren't coming

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come over here mr. down beside me

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nothing I'll teach you some more words

now this thing I'm lying on is called a

bed look give me your hand

let me hold your hand yeah that's better

madam Oh aren't you Harry

Oh alright then you can cuddle me if you

like long arms you've got

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you make a noise I think June is still

awake

soon one piece you don't waste much time

do you now you mustn't rush me professor

you know I'm not water swim oh how do

you do

I don't think we've been introduced I'm

not going to hurt you

now tell me about yourself do you come

here right now laughter

oh don't you poke any English at all

woman yes I must say you're very

persistent alright then if you promise

to be a very good boy oh boy okay just

dead

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never rains but it pours a bad effect on

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huh

what's he up to it's illegal evening

you're not asleep are you oh you're a

riff attending out till naughty

I heard you moving about just now this

is not just the beast in me you know I

know we're all animals under the skin

oh yes even you very well she's not the

only pebble on the beach

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mister miss June it's me

Lord Chumley I want to speak with you

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I'm not going to harm you

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all right I'll take watch you get some

sleep

nice ball oh that's not your head boss

that's the no sir drums you're right you

have a quick Scout round I'll get the

others packed up no key Dicky Dicky

nougat boss

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what is it what is happening we got to

get out of it

leave the tents and stores will trouble

with bare essentials what I'm not

pairing my son chosen forbid you don't

mean we're going back what of course

we're going back contrary those drums

I can't go back what about my little

baby boy it's a baby boy

you mean that whopping great thing in

freely knickers those weren't his they

were mine I tore his off when he was in

my tent well there's a nice maternal

action I must surly ever mine who's Nick

is there where we gotta get going no I

am NOT going back without him isn't what

about our lose Lambert White's right now

blimey you've only got a tail feather

the thing's probably dead that doesn't

matter we can still stop it a very good

idea no are you listening here

they stopped but there are many notches

coming how many who has many as teeth in

a month of a crocodile will happen is

that - no nobody ever stopped long

enough to count them there's no point in

running now we're very but we've got

gangs can't we fight them off what that

many wait a minute

get some shovels this possible shovels

before dig a pit a pit that's it we dig

a dirty great Depot and cover it with

brushwood when Irish they fall in it's

an old trick but it never fails

all right come on the Seguin follow me

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bothers me how do we get out of this

like I said I see we are you especially

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before you start carving I think you

oughta know him great white magic man in

doer of marvelous things you earth us

him bring it great misfortune down on

you yes

hey let us see my restraints of this man

quick show him your doings I think the

problem show him you're going I will not

show him yours he wants to see a better

magic well you should have said your

same magic Oh

show me magic doing its magic doing so

dear his assistant doesn't take well now

every no you are now wait some people

this was 12 o'clock that's it you've got

him going

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I'll tell you what you let us go you can

have it you go let's get out of it

before he changes his mind please I

tinkle of the miraculous doings I won't

pleased with you I now call upon the

great sky gods to send down a sign upon

you to show their appreciation

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you and your big mouth I tinkle of the

miraculous doings call upon the great

sky God's diamond well it's not my fault

what that silly idiot want to drop in

like fat farm

you talk about my baby like that he was

only trying to help us so he helped us

alright right under the menu anyway it

did enable June to escape yes and

upsy-daisy

perhaps he's gone for help fat chance

for the tummy could get back we'll be

eaten and forgotten oh the indignity of

it all i professor tinkle oneth ologist

is like a chicken just keep out mean I

done like stuffing do they just drop us

into boiling water nothing as barbaric

as yeah I just drain all the blood out

of his first that's all we need kosher

nauseous

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idiots

CHF

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white men

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there we go mommy

double tops

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they will do untie them oh excuse me

do you speak English it is the language

of our king it is his wish we speak it

oh how nice and and who is this King

Tonka the great oh how very interesting

perhaps you'll show us this great Tonka

of yours he is not here he is too weak

to travel for me where is this great

chunk of yours hang out in our valley

beyond the mountains it is called

aphrodesia a fruit is yeah ah then you

must be a fruit dizzy axe no we are

known as the lobby doubles I'll second

that

aphrodisiac a pickup is no I can't set

off no more questions you must save all

your strength for the work that lies

ahead work what work in our country

there is only one useful occupation for

men what's that

why - mate mate what else

Oh mate

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fruit dizzier i hope the journey has not

tired you too much you know no one there

not very well thank you I should think

so too

I think it's absolutely disgraceful us

lugging them about it is nice and proper

well not for me it isn't where I come

from the men carry the women about that

is why you are so soft and flabby no

matter you will become strong after you

have done some work work doing what may

I ask

woman's work farming hunting looking

after the men having children what a

prospect forward with labour excuse me

miss madam no please do not get up oh

can I help you yes as a matter of fact

you can tell me this work that you're

talking about for us this son meeting

yeah this meeting yes exactly what does

it entail I don't understand

have you not mated before suddenly not

do not people do it in your country well

I gather there is a bit of it going on

among certain classes but do not worry

you will be shown what to do I know what

to do but I'm not a particular I can't

do that sort of thing with every Tom

Dick and Harry but you do not need to

worry there are no men in aphrodesia

only women no men for some reason for

the last hundred years we have for

nothing but girl children the last man

died ten years ago I can guess what all

wait now this great tonka of yours now

tell me if you got a man you should be a

queen he is a man and when he first came

to our Valley

we hope the curse would be broken he has

tried very hard but that is why we bless

your coming excuse me

how many women have you got down there

of meetable aged about a hundred you

want to waste time hanging about it

dilly

let's get working forward

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tanka is coming you will stand keys to

the great master women

oh hello oh my cold it's the why can't

understand about disappointment

disappoint yes

with all these years I believed to be oh

dear me no your watch was found in a

crocodile stomach oh no he can't be my

watch

I just need to remember my watch was

eaten by an OSHA well how did he get

into a crocodile stomach I wouldn't like

to think Melissa get the nausia too oh

my dear sure you didn't come all this

way to tell me that will you please

explain what have the notions got to do

with it well you see I was captured by

them captured by yes you remember that

morning that baby and I set out for our

usual walkies well jonghyun on quite

happily easily a lucky little baby waves

again to go hansi ones with big brave

daddy wedgied and yes he is dead

what's the matter tail his babes he

waves he's sitting on something

uncomfortable damn

yes he is dead poor mom z1z must have

got to put babes he waives here on the

pot see what see this morning didn't

again yes she did 10 the lazy cow she

Wells a dare den daddy Reggie we'll have

to give mom's Ewan's yes maxy waxy won't

he dead yes he will dem rather chop see

whoopsies

don't make a sound I just you know

whopper oh you stay there in vehicle

diddums and dad's a wedgie world uh get

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terribly sorry I didn't know you were

there oh you weren't there nevermind

keep on trying next time I knew there

was a hundred of them around me and I

was in it up to here in what in the

stewpot and baby

no just me in a few turnips I mean what

happened to baby I don't really know you

see these dear ladies here rescued me

just as I was coming to the boil and

then they brought me here haven't you

even tried to find the poor little chap

well I have been busy yes and I know

what doing king of lovers a purely an

arbitrary title master of women just a

hereditary title it goes with a job you

can add another one really what's that

stinker of stinkers I say well I

offended you about something it might

interest you to know that while you have

been wallowing in sin here I have seen

our baby boy really yesterday oh well I

never I hope you'll remember to change

his nappy he was in a fully grown man no

you fool

no he's gone again I don't know where he

is or what he's doing

weed

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you're having a bit of your name is jomi

sometimes I close off there your

attendance not having gone women like

this

I'm dressing and dressing me besides I

don't suppose they even know where

everything goes

you wanna bet what's he beefing for I

enjoyed it

yes and it's showed all right girls

off you go okay over zealous now you'll

have to get your mating robe on because

there is a ceremony this evening

Oh straight to work Hey there's nothing

like a good on this much work is there I

tell me please this sucks

mating ceremony what's it like well it's

like a marriage rarely do the majors

being selected for you but with just one

woman that's right

I'm Georgia morrow then you get an

automatic divorce and marry another one

perhaps right and then the following day

another and so on and so on yes well

after two weeks of that little needs

sewing on it's great fun why'd you get

you straight uh excuse me sir I had

don't want you to think that I'm

complaining at all and I've always been

a pretty active sort of chap you know

and what I'm getting at is I I don't

think I'm active and after get married

every day oh not every day dami no huh

ohhara right then you get every other

Sunday off oh by the way you won't try

to escape

will you these women can get there

nasty escape it must be juggling haha

good luck

I'll see you at the ceremony and what is

so amusing I just thinking of that idiot

jungle but we're trying to rescue his

finish he doesn't know what he's missing

one two three four five six I decided

that are going to be some changes made

around here oh right yeah I do change

them very frequently yes we know all

about that but from now on father of

countless you are going to be husband of

one oh but I thought I ought to take

part in just one more ceremony to show

the three new chaps just what to do from

my experience they already know ah yes

but it is a very difficult and

complicated ritual not when I knew you

it wasn't now get on with it but leave

yourself out

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behold the symbol of perpetuity cancer

it's the use limbered yes and a male

specimen to boot

I can clearly see boozled quiet please

and face the mating booths

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it is written that man is the fountain

of life without him women are as dried

up gardens they can use my sprinkler any

card you will be serious please take it

before it is the symbol of marriage I

might have guessed oh yes

and what is this ask a silly question

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yes what this ceremony I did as a matter

of fact I might have known

make your responses after me please

William Busey in a go tinkle and Claude

Chumley are you ready to assume the

duties of a husband we are ready and

will you perform them to the best of

your ability Bree well I now pronounce

you ready and willing

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behold your mates our new queen evening

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it's been a lovely Fleeman sad but I

keep worrying about lady badly and the

office no good to worry with those bad

men by now they'd all be dead as

toenails do nails maybe just suppose

they did escape after all she's your

mother unit mother yes like who say she

gave birth to me she gave birth to me

too and I really think we ought to try

and find out what's happened to them

alright you wish we go look we go look

that's a good boy but before we go we

just do it one more time not a game yes

yes please do it's no satisfying you is

that the boy do it the more I get back

better now all right just once more

a poem mary had a little lamb its fleece

was one minute feliz oh sorry

its fleece was white as snow and

everywhere that Mary went the lamb was

sure to go

there was backup net butter no dear

now you've got me doing it good now we

go look for maca who'll give me birth

and bath not the way I assure you you

hold to be perfect

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wake up wake up come on wait oh not

today dear thank you

wait this is important Oh wake her -

what what's going on what are you doing

nice way to treat your queen I must say

you are no longer our queen I am taking

over what with him no alone since you

came tonka has become useless to us well

he hasn't been exactly a ball of fire to

me either

don't blame me dear you've got to a good

and extinguisher how dare you enough

from now on you will live and work with

the women Tonka we live and work with

the men

hello well I'm joining you chaps now you

are no longer king she is the new leader

that is right and as your new leader I

must say I'm very dissatisfied with the

results of your work so far yeah you

want to try giving us better materials

to work with see that it improves there

will be a mating ceremony in one hour

this is our son they are there will be

no more Sundays off not standing for it

what can you do

what can we do what can't we do we have

already discovered what you can't do oh

she's a miserable leader the only one

thing we can do we can go and strike

strike what is the meaning of this we

down tools you will refuse to work

definitely we have ways of making people

work like this for example fresh oysters

from our lake oh is that a no good they

are known to be highly beneficial

rubbish my dad doesn't last night and

only five of them worked we shall see in

one hour I've come to the end of my

tether well you're lucky I can't even

find mine it's like a factory right

look there's no sense in running amuck

all these terrible bodies muck starts to

run well I think he's right I just

couldn't take on any more of those old

betta lectures I keep giving it I know

how you feel it's a novelty to begin

with but it soon wears off cause we make

a run

can't we make a crawl for it and get

killed except that well there must be

some way of getting out of here if I get

her I've had it

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upsy-daisy

yes boss see let's say twist after I

escaped I see these people come to you

so I go back for help bring many

soldiers

good lad where are they oh not far boss

as the crow flies just around the corner

after here and under the waterfall how

many soldiers as many as feet on a

centipede 100 no 10 well don't just

stand there go get some wait a minute we

gotta pick the right moment I know when

they let us hard for the mating ceremony

that's it get him in position wait for

my signal they start shooting and we get

away in a kerfuffle look at Iggy dick

Inoki what signal you give bass elephant

call oh I know bus like this

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behold the symbol of perpetuity face the

meeting boobs now wait little bit later

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yes they fine don't why I think of

something I now pronounce you ready

and winning guarantee I know I called my

animal friends

behold your mates well I will come to

think of it perhaps this is not quite

the right moment I agree you talked me

into it

what are we waiting for

you know we don't want to be saved oh

it's Sydney well they'll have to go now

well I'm not leaving without my boys

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my friends they do boom yes

you're stupid grape I came to rescue us

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wait take these back and look after them

well yes send the others let them go at

last we have some real men oh nice the

Sun sank slowly into the chest

we paid a fond farewell to aphrodesia

and it's over auspi table people and now

we come to the moment that you have all

undoubtedly been waiting for the

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