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- Hey, why are you here
with no adult supervision?
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- Wow. Way to roast yourself.
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I need your help.
It's Freddie.
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- Is he okay?
I heard him sneeze. Is he sick?
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My God! Is he dying?
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Am I your new father?
I accept.
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- Don't you just love weddings?
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No.
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He's got wedding fever.
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- I just love celebrating love
that lasts a lifetime.
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- Or in your case, 14 months.
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Last time you went
to a wedding, you met Mom,
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so I'm going to be all over you.
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We can't risk another
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meet-cute-get-married-go-down-
in-flames-divorce-tragedy.
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- Don't worry. As best man,
I only have one job.
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- Yup.
To comfort a lonely bridesmaid.
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- No. To support the groom.
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Weddings are special and sacred
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and should be
treated with respect.
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- God, weddings suck.
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- So you're wearing
that in protest?
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- No. I'm wearing this because
I'm tired of being punished
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for looking good.
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Do you know how many weddings
I've been uninvited to
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because I outshine the bride
at the rehearsal dinner?
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- So you're wearing
a white dress?
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- Um, this is off, off cream.
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Besides prairie-core was all
over the Gucci runway,
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so I'm on trend.
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- Yet off-putting.
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- Forget your obsession with me.
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We need to focus on Carly.
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She's been really down
about dating lately,
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and now she has to spend
an entire weekend
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at the wedding
of her childhood nemesis.
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- Nevel Papperman.
- Nevel Papperman.
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- You're right. She's going
to be extremely fragile.
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- Who's ready for
a really fun wedding?
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- See? She's a wreck.
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- You despise Nevel.
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I thought you'd be upset
about going to his wedding.
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- Of course I'm upset.
My sworn enemy wants
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to make me miserable
by flaunting his happiness,
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but I'm going to make him
miserable by flaunting mine.
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- You're still talking
about happiness, right?
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- Are you sure you wouldn't be
happier just staying at home?
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- Obviously, but if
I stay home... he wins.
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- What did Nevel do
to make you like this,
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and how can I be more like him?
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- When they were kids,
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Nevel wrote
a terrible review of "iCarly."
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- Then hacked her website
and tried to force Carly
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to kiss him.
- Many times.
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- Worst of all, he trapped me
in a robot costume
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for our half-a-ween party.
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- That's not worse
then Carly's thing.
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- I heard it as I said it.
- Wait, is that why we all
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have to wear robot formal
to the wedding tomorrow?
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- No. It's because
he's obsessed with some game
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called "Robot Uprising."
God, I hate Nevel Papperman.
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- I'm going to
grab some umbrellas.
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- I'm going to turn off my
thunder and lightning machine.
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- I love a robot-themed
rehearsal dinner.
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Blending sci-fi and romance...
It's like experiencing
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"WALL-E" all over again.
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- Laugh like I said
something funny... laugh!
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- Why are we laughing?
- Because I want Nevel
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to hear what a wonderful time
I'm having.
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I'm having a wonderful time.
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- That's super convincing.
I need a mocktail.
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Freddie, you're with me.
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I've got to keep an eye on you
and your tender heart.
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- Robots, robotesses
and nonbinary machines,
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please welcome
the most amorous androids,
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Prunella Pitz
and Nevel Papperman.
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- Carly Shay,
so nice to see you.
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I bet you rue the day
you let me get away.
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- Nevel. I rue nothing.
- So happy to be here.
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- You are so brave to show
your face at a wedding
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just weeks
after a humiliating break-up.
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- Weeks? It's been three
months.
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- Counting the days... how sad.
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But despair not,
I found my soul mate.
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Maybe one day
you'll find yours too.
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- And where is Prunella?
I've been dying to meet her.
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I'm sure anyone who would
marry you is a real treasure.
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Carly Shay? My gosh.
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Prunella Pitz,
thrilled to meet you.
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You know, you are so charming
on your channel.
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I literally quote you
all the time.
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Do I not? Do I not?
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Anyway, I am so honored
that you're here,
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and might I add, somehow even
more radiant in person.
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- Damn it. She's a treasure.
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The straights.
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Engagement, bridal shower,
bachelor,
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bachelorette, rehearsal dinner,
wedding, post-wedding brunch,
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if you haven't had seven parties
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celebrating your conformity
to social norms,
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did you even get married?
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- I'm with you on the showers,
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but rehearsal dinners
hold a solemn purpose
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to pick out who you want
to hook up with at the wedding.
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I regret I have but one Spencer
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to share with
so many lonely women.
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Not having it
because at this wedding,
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you'll be sharing
the lonely women with me,
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and I'm the undisputed queen
of wedding hook-ups.
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- Undisputed? I dispute it.
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- Is that a challenge?
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Harper, if Mark McGwire
wanted a face-off
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in a home run derby,
would that be a challenge?
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- Depends. Are you saying
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you use
performance-enhancing drugs?
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- All right. Let's see who gets
the most phone numbers
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by the end of the weekend,
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then we'll know
who's the true hook-up king.
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Gender-neutral monarch.
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- Winner plans a date
that the loser has to go on.
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- Bet. Wait, this is unfair.
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You have twice as many targets
because you go both ways.
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- Always, and... ha ha...
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I know that you didn't
just try to insinuate
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that you're at a disadvantage
because you're straight.
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- No. I didn't.
- I thought so.
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- That would be crazy.
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- I was surprised you asked me
to be in your wedding,
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but I guess you never know
the impact you have on people.
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- Meet my groomsmen... a distant
cousin who speaks no English,
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and this server here,
whom I met 30 minutes ago.
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- Robert.
- Doesn't matter.
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- Well, I'm the best man.
So that's still special.
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Stupid shoes. Gosh.
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- Here, let me help with that.
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- Not on my watch.
You're proposing already?
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He is so needy.
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- I'm helping her buckle a shoe.
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- That's how it all starts.
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Back off, Cinderella.
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- Hi, Carly. Hi, Freddie.
Looking amazing.
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- Thanks, Prunella.
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- Why does she keep tilting her
head and blinking?
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- Because she's quirky
and delightful.
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- The caterer is calling about
the meal count for tomorrow.
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- 12 salmon, 5 chicken, 8 beef,
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3 Halal, 2 gluten-free.
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- Isn't she wonderful?
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My Pruney has a computer
for a brain.
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- You can't tell me
that's not weird.
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- For a woman to be good
with numbers?
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Carly, get with the times.
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- You guys agree with me, right?
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There's something off
about Prunella.
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- Come on.
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- Although, I was talking
to one of the bridesmaids...
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- Did you get her number?
- Duh.
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And she was saying she had
never met Prunella
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before tonight.
They were only friends online.
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- That is strange because I was
talking to this other girl...
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- Did you get her number?
- No.
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And she said none
of Prunella's family is here
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because they all died
in a freak skiing accident.
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- That's some
white people nonsense.
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- Wait. Has anyone here
met Prunella besides Nevel?
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- When dear Grandpapa Papperman
told me
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I clarification inherit
my trust fund
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until I married a human woman,
I was angry.
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- Human woman?
- Hetero and humo-normative.
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- But now I see Grandpapa
only wanted to me be rich
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in money and in love.
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So if everyone could
raise their glass...
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- No.
- Annie's flight got canceled.
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I'm down a bridesmaid.
I'm about to short-circuit.
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Dear.
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Where will we find someone
Annie's exact dress size
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who's brunette
with high cheekbones
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and stands a hair under 5'6"?
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- If only I were tall enough.
- But you are.
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You're a classic 5'5 3/4.
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Carly, I know
it's so much to ask,
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but would you do me the honor
of standing beside me
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for the most
important moment of my life?
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- Sure. I'm already having
such a wonderful time,
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and being your bridesmaid
will only make it better.
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- To my bride, Prunella,
and more importantly, to Carly.
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- To Carly.
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- Bet you wish you
stayed home now.
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- No. Nevel invited me here
to mess with me,
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but now I get to mess with him
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by exposing this entire wedding
as a sham.
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Something fishy is going on
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and I think it's
pretty obvious what it is.
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- Prunella's a gold digger.
- Prunella's a gold digger.
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- No. Prunella is a robot.
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- I know I'm going to regret
asking this,
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but what are you doing?
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- I'm taking all my fridge
magnets to throw at Prunella.
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If they stick, it'll prove
she's made of metal.
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Ipso facto, domo arigato,
Mistress Roboto.
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- And I regret it.
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You really think
that Prunella is a robot?
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- I know it sounds crazy,
but look at the evidence.
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No one at Prunella's
own wedding has ever met her.
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Nevel literally said
she has a computer for a brain,
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and he needs to marry a human
woman to get his inheritance,
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but no human woman
would marry Nevel.
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So he threw a robot wedding
and built a robot bride.
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- Sounds like a pretty
elaborate scheme.
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- Which is exactly what Nevel's
known for.
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It's peak Papperman.
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And when the bridesmaids get
together for hair and makeup,
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I'm going to prove it.
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- No, no, no, no.
- I am not going to
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let you destroy
this woman's special day.
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I'm coming to that bridal suite.
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- Greetings.
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The name's Bot.
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Spencer Bot.
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- I can tell you practiced
that a lot, and it works.
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- There's no way
Harper wins this bet.
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I already got five numbers
last night,
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so I hope she's ready to go
to a men's rights meeting.
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- Not so fast, Spencer Bot.
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Holy
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- Sorry, my robot suit
malfunctioned.
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- Wow. Those welding classes
really paid off.
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- I know, right?
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You've got five numbers.
I've got four.
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Give me your phone.
What are their names?
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- Right there.
Hot wedding guest one,
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hot wedding guest two,
hot wedding guest three...
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- That's my number.
You reprogrammed me.
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- You're hot.
You're a wedding guest,
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and at one point,
you gave me your number.
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- Now wait a minute, that's...
all totally true.
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Carry on.
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- Hey, Prunella.
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As your newest bridesmaid,
I just wanted to say...
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zero, one, one,
zero, one, one, zero, zero.
241
00:11:38,597 --> 00:11:41,697
- Aw, you agree too.
242
00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:43,568
I've been learning
binary code to surprise
243
00:11:43,635 --> 00:11:46,005
Nevel for our robot vows.
244
00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:48,743
- How are you girls doing?
Need anything?
245
00:11:48,808 --> 00:11:50,139
- Great, Mrs. Papperman.
246
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,955
Could you rustle me up
an ice cream sandwich?
247
00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:53,908
- I meant more Prunella
and her bridesmaids,
248
00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:56,921
but I suppose I can poke around.
249
00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:01,515
- Prunella,
since it's your special day,
250
00:12:01,587 --> 00:12:03,288
I was just wondering...
251
00:12:03,355 --> 00:12:05,855
could you help me identify
all the traffic lights?
252
00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:08,096
- Maybe after I use
the bathroom, sure.
253
00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,701
- Do you need help
in that big dress
254
00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:13,134
with your regular human legs
underneath it?
255
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:16,139
- Carly, you are so thoughtful.
Boop.
256
00:12:19,005 --> 00:12:20,605
- One more of these,
and I'll make out
257
00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:22,543
with the next guy I see.
258
00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:24,509
Hey, Freddie,
can you get me another?
259
00:12:24,576 --> 00:12:27,817
- Af-firmative.
260
00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:33,287
- So got a little crush
on Freddie?
261
00:12:33,352 --> 00:12:34,822
- He seems great.
262
00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:37,488
- He is, if you look past
the gambling debts
263
00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:39,687
and raging night terrors.
264
00:12:41,193 --> 00:12:45,234
- Monsieur mimosa here.
- I'm actually not thirsty.
265
00:12:46,899 --> 00:12:52,039
- I got a good look, and I'll
say this, she's realistic.
266
00:12:56,743 --> 00:12:58,653
- Seven numbers.
Hope you're ready to spend
267
00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:00,850
a romantic Saturday
at clown college.
268
00:13:00,913 --> 00:13:03,224
- Joke's on you.
I did immersion therapy,
269
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,222
so now clowns only
make me cry sometimes.
270
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:09,586
Besides, I've got seven
numbers too... we're tied.
271
00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:10,885
- Not for long.
272
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:13,658
I see a cute girl
and she's definitely queer.
273
00:13:13,725 --> 00:13:15,203
- I think you're wrong.
- She smiled at me.
274
00:13:15,227 --> 00:13:16,927
- You have such a reductive
understanding
275
00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:19,027
of the spectrum of... damn it.
276
00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:21,865
- Check it out... I accidentally
Googled myself.
277
00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:24,465
Wow, super famous sculptor,
and look at that net worth.
278
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,206
- Whereas I...
- Work at Skybucks.
279
00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:27,883
- Which means free lattes,
280
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:30,140
and if you're in the mood,
a muffin.
281
00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:34,953
- I'm sorry.
Do I know you or you?
282
00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:36,544
- No.
But if you call me sometime...
283
00:13:36,615 --> 00:13:38,245
- No. Call me, girl.
I'm the muffin.
284
00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:45,691
- What is her problem?
285
00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:48,258
- I don't know, probably
gluten intolerant.
286
00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:51,597
- Wow. You look just like
a real bride.
287
00:13:51,663 --> 00:13:54,203
I wish I could cry.
288
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:57,907
- Why can't you?
- No tear ducts.
289
00:13:57,971 --> 00:14:00,211
- I just don't want
to ruin my makeup.
290
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:07,153
Carly, you saw
the woman pee. Let it go.
291
00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:10,124
- Let this go? Okay.
292
00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:18,261
- Why did you throw this at me?
293
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:21,554
Wedding tradition.
294
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:24,327
Magnets symbolize
lifelong attraction.
295
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:27,067
- Quick question, though.
Why did it stick to your head?
296
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:30,203
I don't want to talk about it.
297
00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:33,009
- We're all friends.
Give us the download.
298
00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:38,610
- Okay. I have a steel plate
in my head,
299
00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:41,447
because you know
how my entire family died
300
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,923
in that skiing accident?
301
00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:49,224
I was the only one who made it
out alive, and wow.
302
00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:50,688
Now I am going to cry.
303
00:14:50,756 --> 00:14:52,486
- I'm so sorry, Prunella.
304
00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:56,063
- The caterers
lost the Halal meals.
305
00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:57,899
- What?
Kareem is going to freak.
306
00:14:57,965 --> 00:15:00,024
- Don't worry.
I'll take care of it.
307
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,169
- I'll help.
308
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,073
- I'm not lending you any money.
309
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,638
- Is it safe to leave you
with Prunella?
310
00:15:07,706 --> 00:15:11,277
- Yeah. I'm done. I promise.
311
00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:15,945
Prunella, I owe you an apology.
312
00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:22,261
What is this?
Is this a battery pack?
313
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:25,961
- My power supply.
Don't tell anyone.
314
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:38,370
- She's really a robot.
What am I going to do?
315
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,868
- Almost got the battery
pack in.
316
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:44,139
- I've got to get out of here.
317
00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:45,480
Nevel!
318
00:15:45,544 --> 00:15:47,705
- Carly.
- Don't Carly me.
319
00:15:47,779 --> 00:15:50,450
I figured out what's going on
here, and it's insane.
320
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:53,486
- Is it really so insane
to think an epic love story
321
00:15:53,552 --> 00:15:56,962
spanning decades could finally
land on happily ever after?
322
00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:58,433
Please.
323
00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:00,630
I know your epic love story
with Prunella is a lie.
324
00:16:00,692 --> 00:16:04,503
- You're right, but my love
story with you is the truth.
325
00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:09,970
- Come on, Carly.
No more cat and mouse.
326
00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:11,797
It's time to let me catch you.
327
00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:14,640
- Not now and not ever@
328
00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:18,349
- Yes, run to the altar,
my beloved.
329
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,250
I'll see you there.
330
00:16:22,581 --> 00:16:25,192
- I can't believe the rabbi
shot me down,
331
00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:27,552
but they taught me
some beautiful lessons.
332
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,289
L'chaim.
333
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:31,155
- How are we going to break
this tie
334
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:33,063
before the wedding is over?
335
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:34,725
Unless...
336
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:39,567
What's up, mama?
337
00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:41,932
- Can I have
everyone's attention?
338
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,400
I have something to say,
339
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,340
and I know it's going
to shock most of you.
340
00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:48,735
- We're getting married!
Prunella is out, Carly is in.
341
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,977
- Wow. Didn't ask me
to walk her down the aisle.
342
00:16:58,051 --> 00:16:59,350
Okay.
343
00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:02,688
- What?
We're not getting married.
344
00:17:02,754 --> 00:17:05,555
No. No. No.
345
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:08,125
- Yes, yes, yes.
It's really happening.
346
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,355
Rabbi Lowenstein, go.
347
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:11,874
- Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here
348
00:17:11,897 --> 00:17:14,968
today to witness...
- No. No gathering, disperse.
349
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,804
- I object.
- Shoot.
350
00:17:17,869 --> 00:17:20,109
Maybe I do like
straight weddings.
351
00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:21,613
- You can't object.
352
00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:23,483
First because
I'm not marrying him,
353
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:26,252
and second,
because you're a robot.
354
00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:28,323
- What?
- And there it is.
355
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:29,881
- Admit it, Nevel.
356
00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:32,249
You made the perfect woman
out of steel and technology
357
00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:34,749
and then staged
this entire robot wedding
358
00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:37,421
- so that she could blend in.
- My God.
359
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,359
You think someone
would make a robot of me?
360
00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:43,326
That is so nice,
but why would you think that?
361
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,795
- Because you're way
too good for Nevel,
362
00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:50,267
and you always blink
in that crazy way.
363
00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:52,507
It's because I'm not used
364
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,842
to these stupid lash extensions,
365
00:17:54,906 --> 00:17:58,106
and while they make me look
amazing, I see very poorly.
366
00:17:58,177 --> 00:18:01,178
- But what about your battery
pack? I saw it fall out.
367
00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:03,147
- Battery pack?
What battery pack?
368
00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:04,645
- I have no idea.
369
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:07,747
Carly's crazy.
She threw a magnet at me.
370
00:18:07,819 --> 00:18:09,859
- Carly, Prunella isn't a robot.
371
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,362
She's a friend I met playing
"Robot Uprising."
372
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,154
Our relationship isn't romantic.
373
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:16,926
- Ooh, twist!
374
00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:19,871
Continue.
375
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,711
- But if you never loved
Prunella, then why did you say
376
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:27,165
she was your soul mate?
Was it just to make me jealous?
377
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:30,910
Was this entire robot wedding
just to make me jealous?
378
00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:33,807
- Please, do you really think
I'd stage a fake wedding,
379
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,720
as Freddie to be my best man
to make sure you'd be here,
380
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,663
even though I can't stand him
and never could...
381
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:39,948
- Hey.
382
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:42,019
- Invite all your closest
friends and family,
383
00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:44,117
pay actors to fill out
the guest list,
384
00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:46,730
all so you'd go mad
with jealously and realize
385
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,363
you and I were meant
to be together all along?
386
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:52,269
- My God.
- Nevel, did you do that?
387
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:54,031
- Would it be so wrong if I did?
388
00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:56,369
- Wait, you're an actor?
389
00:18:56,435 --> 00:18:58,506
Does that mean you don't
actually like Freddie?
390
00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:00,040
God. No.
391
00:19:00,105 --> 00:19:02,236
That was just a choice
I made for my character.
392
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,778
- Well, my work here is done.
393
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,854
I'll be at the bar
getting a Shirley Temple,
394
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:08,883
extra cherries
for this little princess.
395
00:19:13,685 --> 00:19:16,816
- You paid all the guests?
But your mother was here.
396
00:19:16,888 --> 00:19:18,588
Carly, you know
that's not my mother.
397
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:19,988
You've met my mother.
398
00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:22,558
- Hi, Carly.
Suzie Cunninghart, SAG-AFTRA.
399
00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:25,229
Huge fan.
I'd love to be considered
400
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:28,198
for any future roles
on your channel.
401
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:32,407
- No. I'm not casting you,
and I'm not marrying you.
402
00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:34,741
I'm not doing anything
with anyone here.
403
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:37,076
- Okay.
Okay. The wedding is off.
404
00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:40,212
- Wait, wait, wait. The wedding
is on, at least I hope it is
405
00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:43,549
because there is still one
secret I haven't told you yet.
406
00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:47,885
- She's a robot.
- My secret is that somehow
407
00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:51,864
during this whole crazy scheme,
I fell in love with you.
408
00:19:51,923 --> 00:19:54,364
Ooh!
409
00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:57,197
- My thing was more believable.
410
00:19:57,263 --> 00:20:00,933
- Really? You fell in love
with me, Nevel Papperman?
411
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:05,542
- That was real.
412
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,664
- And as for the battery
Carly saw,
413
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:10,480
it was supposed
to be a surprise.
414
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:16,352
- Aw.
- I can't believe it.
415
00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:20,685
Someone loves me. This has
never happened to me before.
416
00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:22,823
Prunella, I love you too.
417
00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:31,125
Carly, are you going to be okay?
418
00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:32,527
- Yeah. I'll manage.
419
00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:47,253
- I was also in a foot cream
commercial.
420
00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:52,988
- No way!
Man.
421
00:20:53,051 --> 00:20:57,422
- Are you at our table too?
- I'm actually at...
422
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,890
- Then why don't you go there?
423
00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:07,095
- We were just talking.
424
00:21:07,165 --> 00:21:10,296
Why don't you want me
to fall in love?
425
00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:12,099
- It makes me sad
to see you sad,
426
00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:14,171
so I'm just trying
to protect you.
427
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,912
- Millicent, broken hearts
are part of life,
428
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,977
and you're the kid. Okay?
It's my job to protect you.
429
00:21:22,548 --> 00:21:25,788
- Okay, except when you see
a moth you're going to be all,
430
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:28,051
"Millicent, get it before
it flies into my mouth
431
00:21:28,119 --> 00:21:30,490
while I'm sleeping."
432
00:21:30,557 --> 00:21:32,886
- Except for then.
433
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,989
So do you think
it's okay if I dance?
434
00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:38,161
- She was a paid actor.
Let it go.
435
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:39,869
- Not her.
436
00:21:42,434 --> 00:21:45,535
- Just promise me you will not
do your dancing face.
437
00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:47,765
- What face? This face?
438
00:21:51,743 --> 00:21:54,584
I've heard that as a groomsmen,
439
00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:57,717
it's my job to comfort
a lonely bridesmaid.
440
00:21:57,784 --> 00:21:59,594
You want to dance?
441
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:03,722
- You think I'm lonely?
Why?
442
00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:06,329
Just because I'm in
a wedding dress by myself
443
00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:08,232
at someone else's wedding?
444
00:22:08,294 --> 00:22:11,134
- Why did you get so fixated
on that robot theory anyway?
445
00:22:11,196 --> 00:22:13,396
Because I'm guessing
it's not jealousy stemming
446
00:22:13,465 --> 00:22:16,236
from a deep unfulfilled love
for Nevel Papperman.
447
00:22:16,301 --> 00:22:19,711
- Yeah, no, literally would
rather die.
448
00:22:19,771 --> 00:22:21,172
I don't know.
449
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:24,309
I guess weddings
just make you feel like
450
00:22:24,376 --> 00:22:28,477
you can't know real happiness
until you find a partner.
451
00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:29,847
The idea that even Nevel found
452
00:22:29,915 --> 00:22:32,986
that when I haven't
kind of struck a nerve,
453
00:22:33,051 --> 00:22:35,221
even though I know
it's not true.
454
00:22:35,287 --> 00:22:36,886
- Okay. Well, first of all,
455
00:22:36,955 --> 00:22:39,326
it is totally possible
to be married and miserable.
456
00:22:39,392 --> 00:22:42,031
- Like you were.
- Twice.
457
00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:45,263
And it's just as possible
to by happy and single.
458
00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:47,631
And you're happy, right?
459
00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:51,901
- You know what? I really am.
460
00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:54,971
I mean, at this exact moment
I'm a little embarrassed,
461
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:58,010
kind of hungry because
I gave Kimmi my Halal meal,
462
00:22:58,076 --> 00:23:02,007
but overall, yeah, I'm happy.
463
00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:07,046
- Aw, did you guys settle
your silly contest and make up?
464
00:23:07,118 --> 00:23:10,189
- No. People always just want
you more when you're taken.
465
00:23:15,827 --> 00:23:17,657
- Can I confess something?
466
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:20,769
Our bet is making me feel gross.
467
00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:23,603
- I agree. I should have
never stooped to your level.
468
00:23:23,670 --> 00:23:24,970
Truce?
469
00:23:25,037 --> 00:23:27,636
- Beautiful ceremony.
- So meaningful.
470
00:23:27,707 --> 00:23:30,707
- Thank you. Call me, bubbelah.
471
00:23:33,179 --> 00:23:35,878
- I win. Enjoy the compost
festival, sucker.
472
00:23:35,948 --> 00:23:37,478
I heard they have
a worm symposium,
473
00:23:37,549 --> 00:23:41,589
a methane workshop and a raffle
for a bucket, okay?
474
00:23:41,653 --> 00:23:44,364
I know you can still hear me.
475
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:47,192
They also have a 4-hour lecture
on manure and a smell test,
476
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:49,159
so get them nostrils
ready, baby.
477
00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:19,790
- Ooh!
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