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I have certain rules I would buy my

I have certain rules I would buy my

I have certain rules I would buy my first rule I don't believe anything the

first rule I don't believe anything the

first rule I don't believe anything the government tells me nothing and they

government tells me nothing and they

government tells me nothing and they gotta tell you folks I don't get all

gotta tell you folks I don't get all

gotta tell you folks I don't get all choked up about yellow ribbons and

choked up about yellow ribbons and

choked up about yellow ribbons and American flags I consider them I

American flags I consider them I

American flags I consider them I consider them to be symbols and I leave

consider them to be symbols and I leave

consider them to be symbols and I leave symbols to the symbol minded

you

are you gentlemen it's time for George

are you gentlemen it's time for George

are you gentlemen it's time for George what time is it what time is it what do

what time is it what time is it what do

what time is it what time is it what do people bother you with that people bug

people bother you with that people bug

people bother you with that people bug you all the time come up T asking you

you all the time come up T asking you

you all the time come up T asking you what time is it what time is it bothers

what time is it what time is it bothers

what time is it what time is it bothers me man what time is it as though I

me man what time is it as though I

me man what time is it as though I personally am responsible for keeping

personally am responsible for keeping

personally am responsible for keeping time I don't know who knows I got one of

time I don't know who knows I got one of

time I don't know who knows I got one of these then I don't know nobody knows

these then I don't know nobody knows

these then I don't know nobody knows what timing is what time is it all the

what timing is what time is it all the

what timing is what time is it all the calendars are different Chinese Hebrew

calendars are different Chinese Hebrew

calendars are different Chinese Hebrew Western nobody knows when it is might be

Western nobody knows when it is might be

Western nobody knows when it is might be the middle of last week for all we know

the middle of last week for all we know

the middle of last week for all we know when are we we know where we are but

when are we we know where we are but

when are we we know where we are but when are we I don't know can't keep

when are we I don't know can't keep

when are we I don't know can't keep track time moves too fast give an

track time moves too fast give an

track time moves too fast give an example there's a moment coming it's not

example there's a moment coming it's not

example there's a moment coming it's not here yet it's still in the future it's

here yet it's still in the future it's

here yet it's still in the future it's on the way here go here did it's gone

on the way here go here did it's gone

on the way here go here did it's gone there's no present people say what time

there's no present people say what time

there's no present people say what time is it well do you mean now or when you

is it well do you mean now or when you

is it well do you mean now or when you asked me there's no present everything

asked me there's no present everything

asked me there's no present everything is the near future or the recent past No

is the near future or the recent past No

is the near future or the recent past No welcome to the present welcome once

welcome to the present welcome once

welcome to the present welcome once again to the present and now the all new

again to the present and now the all new

again to the present and now the all new but why do we can't get anything done

but why do we can't get anything done

but why do we can't get anything done there's no time every time I sit down to

there's no time every time I sit down to

there's no time every time I sit down to work the time changes on

I call this piece advertising quality

I call this piece advertising quality

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fuss no muss no risk no obligation no

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red tape no hidden charges no down

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payment no entry fee no purchase

payment no entry fee no purchase necessary no one will call on you no

necessary no one will call on you no

necessary no one will call on you no payments are interested December and no

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customer each item sold separately

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courteous and knowledgeable sales representatives will help you make a

representatives will help you make a

representatives will help you make a selection that's just right for you and

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way of saying thank you keep your free

way of saying thank you keep your free gift actually it's our way of saying

gift actually it's our way of saying

gift actually it's our way of saying bend over just a little further

bend over just a little further

bend over just a little further and let us stick this big dick into your

and let us stick this big dick into your

and let us stick this big dick into your ass a little bit deeper

people are [ __ ] dumb you can say what

people are [ __ ] dumb you can say what

people are [ __ ] dumb you can say what you want about this country and I love

you want about this country and I love

you want about this country and I love this place I love the freedoms we used

this place I love the freedoms we used

this place I love the freedoms we used to have I love it I love that I love it

to have I love it I love that I love it

to have I love it I love that I love it when it didn't take a [ __ ]

when it didn't take a [ __ ]

when it didn't take a [ __ ] catastrophe to get us to care for one

catastrophe to get us to care for one

catastrophe to get us to care for one another I love the fact that we're on

another I love the fact that we're on

another I love the fact that we're on camera all the time from all angles but

camera all the time from all angles but

camera all the time from all angles but you know what you can say what you want

you know what you can say what you want

you know what you can say what you want about America and I say I love this

about America and I say I love this

about America and I say I love this place I wouldn't have it any other way

place I wouldn't have it any other way

place I wouldn't have it any other way we wouldn't live it any other time in

we wouldn't live it any other time in

we wouldn't live it any other time in history and then the other place but say

history and then the other place but say

history and then the other place but say what you want about America land of the

what you want about America land of the

what you want about America land of the free home of the brave we got some dumb

free home of the brave we got some dumb

free home of the brave we got some dumb ass [ __ ] floating around in

ass [ __ ] floating around in

ass [ __ ] floating around in country dumb ass [ __ ]

country dumb ass [ __ ]

country dumb ass [ __ ] yeah now obviously that doesn't include

yeah now obviously that doesn't include

yeah now obviously that doesn't include this audience I understand that you seem

this audience I understand that you seem

this audience I understand that you seem intelligent and perceptive but the rest

intelligent and perceptive but the rest

intelligent and perceptive but the rest of them holy jumpin [ __ ] [ __ ] balls

of them holy jumpin [ __ ] [ __ ] balls

of them holy jumpin [ __ ] [ __ ] balls dumber than a second coat of paint and

dumber than a second coat of paint and

dumber than a second coat of paint and this ain't just ranting and raving this

this ain't just ranting and raving this

this ain't just ranting and raving this ain't just blowing off steam I got a

ain't just blowing off steam I got a

ain't just blowing off steam I got a little evidence to support my claim it

little evidence to support my claim it

little evidence to support my claim it just seems to me seems to me that only a

just seems to me seems to me that only a

just seems to me seems to me that only a really low IQ population could have

really low IQ population could have

really low IQ population could have taken this beautiful continent this

taken this beautiful continent this

taken this beautiful continent this magnificent American landscape that we

magnificent American landscape that we

magnificent American landscape that we inherited well actually we stole it from

inherited well actually we stole it from

inherited well actually we stole it from the Mexicans and the Indians but hey it

the Mexicans and the Indians but hey it

the Mexicans and the Indians but hey it was nice when we stole it looked pretty

was nice when we stole it looked pretty

was nice when we stole it looked pretty good it was pristine paradise have you

good it was pristine paradise have you

good it was pristine paradise have you seen it lately have you taken a good

seen it lately have you taken a good

seen it lately have you taken a good look at it lately it's [ __ ]

look at it lately it's [ __ ]

look at it lately it's [ __ ] embarrassing only a nation of

embarrassing only a nation of

embarrassing only a nation of unenlightened half-wits could have taken

unenlightened half-wits could have taken

unenlightened half-wits could have taken this beautiful place and turned it into

this beautiful place and turned it into

this beautiful place and turned it into what it is today a shopping mall a big

what it is today a shopping mall a big

what it is today a shopping mall a big [ __ ] shopping mall you know that

[ __ ] shopping mall you know that

[ __ ] shopping mall you know that that's all you got that's all you've got

that's all you got that's all you've got

that's all you got that's all you've got here folks mile after mile of mall after

here folks mile after mile of mall after

here folks mile after mile of mall after mall many many malls major malls and

mall many many malls major malls and

mall many many malls major malls and mini-malls they put the mini malls in

mini-malls they put the mini malls in

mini-malls they put the mini malls in between the major malls and in between

between the major malls and in between

between the major malls and in between the mini malls they put the mini marts

the mini malls they put the mini marts

the mini malls they put the mini marts and in between the mini mart you got the

and in between the mini mart you got the

and in between the mini mart you got the car lots gas stations muffler shops

car lots gas stations muffler shops

car lots gas stations muffler shops laundromats cheap hotels fast food joint

laundromats cheap hotels fast food joint

laundromats cheap hotels fast food joint strip clubs and dirty bookstores

strip clubs and dirty bookstores

strip clubs and dirty bookstores america the beautiful' one big

america the beautiful' one big

america the beautiful' one big transcontinental commercial cesspool and

transcontinental commercial cesspool and

transcontinental commercial cesspool and how do the people feel about all this

how do the people feel about all this

how do the people feel about all this how do people feel about living in a

how do people feel about living in a

how do people feel about living in a coast-to-coast shopping mall well they

coast-to-coast shopping mall well they

coast-to-coast shopping mall well they think it's just [ __ ] dandy they think

think it's just [ __ ] dandy they think

think it's just [ __ ] dandy they think it is cool as can be because Americans

it is cool as can be because Americans

it is cool as can be because Americans love the mall they love them all that's

love the mall they love them all that's

love the mall they love them all that's where they get to satisfy their two most

where they get to satisfy their two most

where they get to satisfy their two most prominent addictions at the same time

prominent addictions at the same time

prominent addictions at the same time shopping and eatin millions of

shopping and eatin millions of

shopping and eatin millions of semi-conscious Americans day after day

semi-conscious Americans day after day

semi-conscious Americans day after day shuffling through the malls shopping and

shuffling through the malls shopping and

shuffling through the malls shopping and eating especially eating Americans love

eating especially eating Americans love

eating especially eating Americans love to eat they are there fatally attracted

to eat they are there fatally attracted

to eat they are there fatally attracted to the slow death of fast-food hot dogs

to the slow death of fast-food hot dogs

to the slow death of fast-food hot dogs corn dogs triple bacon cheeseburgers

corn dogs triple bacon cheeseburgers

corn dogs triple bacon cheeseburgers deep-fried butter dippin pork fat and

deep-fried butter dippin pork fat and

deep-fried butter dippin pork fat and Cheez Whiz mayonnaise soaked barbecued

Cheez Whiz mayonnaise soaked barbecued

Cheez Whiz mayonnaise soaked barbecued mozzarella patty melts Americans will

mozzarella patty melts Americans will

mozzarella patty melts Americans will eat anything anything hey if you were

eat anything anything hey if you were

eat anything anything hey if you were selling sauteed raccoons [ __ ] on a

selling sauteed raccoons [ __ ] on a

selling sauteed raccoons [ __ ] on a stick

stick

stick Americans would buy them and eat them

Americans would buy them and eat them

Americans would buy them and eat them these people these people are efficient

these people these people are efficient

these people these people are efficient professional compulsive consumers that's

professional compulsive consumers that's

professional compulsive consumers that's it and they think of that as their as

it and they think of that as their as

it and they think of that as their as their national pride it's their civic

their national pride it's their civic

their national pride it's their civic duty consumption mr. new national

duty consumption mr. new national

duty consumption mr. new national pastime [ __ ] baseball its consumption

pastime [ __ ] baseball its consumption

pastime [ __ ] baseball its consumption the only true lasting American value

the only true lasting American value

the only true lasting American value that's left buying things buying things

that's left buying things buying things

that's left buying things buying things people spending money they don't have on

people spending money they don't have on

people spending money they don't have on things they don't need money they don't

things they don't need money they don't

things they don't need money they don't have on things they don't need so they

have on things they don't need so they

have on things they don't need so they can max out their credit cards and spend

can max out their credit cards and spend

can max out their credit cards and spend the rest of their lives paying 18%

the rest of their lives paying 18%

the rest of their lives paying 18% interest on something to cost twelve

interest on something to cost twelve

interest on something to cost twelve fifty and they didn't like it when they

fifty and they didn't like it when they

fifty and they didn't like it when they got at home anyway not too bright folks

got at home anyway not too bright folks

got at home anyway not too bright folks not too [ __ ] bright but

not too [ __ ] bright but

not too [ __ ] bright but well I think things I'll be named for

well I think things I'll be named for

well I think things I'll be named for what they are I think gonna be a little

what they are I think gonna be a little

what they are I think gonna be a little more truth in names you know they've

more truth in names you know they've

more truth in names you know they've tried to clean up clean up advertising

tried to clean up clean up advertising

tried to clean up clean up advertising claims let him clean up some of the

claims let him clean up some of the

claims let him clean up some of the names like Excel oh and me and base

names like Excel oh and me and base

names like Excel oh and me and base top [ __ ] what things we call what

top [ __ ] what things we call what

top [ __ ] what things we call what they are like to bring out a new car the

they are like to bring out a new car the

they are like to bring out a new car the 1977 piece of [ __ ]

a division of United consumer [ __ ]

you know whenever you're exposed to

you know whenever you're exposed to

you know whenever you're exposed to advertising in this country you realize

advertising in this country you realize

advertising in this country you realize all over again that America's leading

all over again that America's leading

all over again that America's leading industry is still the manufacture

industry is still the manufacture

industry is still the manufacture distribution packaging and marketing of

distribution packaging and marketing of

distribution packaging and marketing of [ __ ] high quality [ __ ]

[ __ ] high quality [ __ ]

[ __ ] high quality [ __ ] world-class designer [ __ ] to be sure

world-class designer [ __ ] to be sure

world-class designer [ __ ] to be sure hospital tested clinically proven

hospital tested clinically proven

hospital tested clinically proven [ __ ] but [ __ ] nonetheless and it

[ __ ] but [ __ ] nonetheless and it

[ __ ] but [ __ ] nonetheless and it always amuses me that so many people

always amuses me that so many people

always amuses me that so many people seem to think that [ __ ] only comes

seem to think that [ __ ] only comes

seem to think that [ __ ] only comes from certain sources you know

from certain sources you know

from certain sources you know advertising politicians salesmen not

advertising politicians salesmen not

advertising politicians salesmen not true [ __ ] is everywhere

true [ __ ] is everywhere

true [ __ ] is everywhere [ __ ] is rampant parents are full of

[ __ ] is rampant parents are full of

[ __ ] is rampant parents are full of [ __ ] teaches a foolish [ __ ] clergymen

[ __ ] teaches a foolish [ __ ] clergymen

[ __ ] teaches a foolish [ __ ] clergymen are full of [ __ ] law-enforcement people

are full of [ __ ] law-enforcement people

are full of [ __ ] law-enforcement people are foolish yet the entire country is

are foolish yet the entire country is

are foolish yet the entire country is completely full of [ __ ] in fact this

completely full of [ __ ] in fact this

completely full of [ __ ] in fact this country was founded by a group of slave

country was founded by a group of slave

country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us that all men are

owners who told us that all men are

owners who told us that all men are created equal that is what's known as

created equal that is what's known as

created equal that is what's known as being stunningly stunningly foolish yet

being stunningly stunningly foolish yet

being stunningly stunningly foolish yet you know and I think people show their

you know and I think people show their

you know and I think people show their ignorance when they say they want

ignorance when they say they want

ignorance when they say they want politicians to be honest what are these

politicians to be honest what are these

politicians to be honest what are these people talking about

people talking about

people talking about if honesty was suddenly introduced into

if honesty was suddenly introduced into

if honesty was suddenly introduced into politics it would throw everything off

politics it would throw everything off

politics it would throw everything off the whole system would collapse and I

the whole system would collapse and I

the whole system would collapse and I think deep down the American people know

think deep down the American people know

think deep down the American people know that the American people like their

that the American people like their

that the American people like their [ __ ] out front where they can get a

[ __ ] out front where they can get a

[ __ ] out front where they can get a good strong whiff of it that's why they

good strong whiff of it that's why they

good strong whiff of it that's why they reelected Clinton

reelected Clinton

reelected Clinton listen Clinton might be full of [ __ ] but

listen Clinton might be full of [ __ ] but

listen Clinton might be full of [ __ ] but he lets you know it

he lets you know it

he lets you know it don't try to hide it I'm on honest man

don't try to hide it I'm on honest man

don't try to hide it I'm on honest man [ __ ] [ __ ] people don't believe

[ __ ] [ __ ] people don't believe

[ __ ] [ __ ] people don't believe that [ __ ] Clinton said hi I'm full of

that [ __ ] Clinton said hi I'm full of

that [ __ ] Clinton said hi I'm full of [ __ ] and how do you like that

[ __ ] and how do you like that

[ __ ] and how do you like that and the people said at least he's honest

and the people said at least he's honest

and the people said at least he's honest ladies honest about being full of [ __ ]

it's like the business world all

it's like the business world all

it's like the business world all businessmen are completely foolish yet

businessmen are completely foolish yet

businessmen are completely foolish yet just the worst kind of people you could

just the worst kind of people you could

just the worst kind of people you could ever want to run into businessmen and

ever want to run into businessmen and

ever want to run into businessmen and the proof of it is they don't even trust

the proof of it is they don't even trust

the proof of it is they don't even trust each other then I'll trust each other

each other then I'll trust each other

each other then I'll trust each other when a businessman is negotiating a deal

when a businessman is negotiating a deal

when a businessman is negotiating a deal the first thing he does is to

the first thing he does is to

the first thing he does is to automatically assume that the other guy

automatically assume that the other guy

automatically assume that the other guy is a complete lying prick

is a complete lying prick

is a complete lying prick who's trying to [ __ ] him on the deal so

who's trying to [ __ ] him on the deal so

who's trying to [ __ ] him on the deal so he has to do everything he can to [ __ ]

he has to do everything he can to [ __ ]

he has to do everything he can to [ __ ] the other guy a little bit harder and a

the other guy a little bit harder and a

the other guy a little bit harder and a little bit faster and then when it comes

little bit faster and then when it comes

little bit faster and then when it comes to dealing with customers that's when

to dealing with customers that's when

to dealing with customers that's when you get the big smile that's when you

you get the big smile that's when you

you get the big smile that's when you get the big smile businessman always has

get the big smile businessman always has

get the big smile businessman always has that big smile on his face as he

that big smile on his face as he

that big smile on his face as he carefully positions himself directly

carefully positions himself directly

carefully positions himself directly behind the customer

unzips his pants and services the

unzips his pants and services the

unzips his pants and services the account

we specialize in customer service you

we specialize in customer service you

we specialize in customer service you heard that now you know what it means

heard that now you know what it means

heard that now you know what it means whoever coined the phrase let the buyer

whoever coined the phrase let the buyer

whoever coined the phrase let the buyer beware was probably bleeding from the

beware was probably bleeding from the

beware was probably bleeding from the [ __ ]

advertising sells you things you don't

advertising sells you things you don't

advertising sells you things you don't need and can't afford that are

need and can't afford that are

need and can't afford that are overpriced and don't work and they do it

overpriced and don't work and they do it

overpriced and don't work and they do it by exploiting your fears and

by exploiting your fears and

by exploiting your fears and insecurities and if you don't have any

insecurities and if you don't have any

insecurities and if you don't have any they'll be glad to give you a few by

they'll be glad to give you a few by

they'll be glad to give you a few by showing you a nice picture of a woman

showing you a nice picture of a woman

showing you a nice picture of a woman with big tits that's the essence of

with big tits that's the essence of

with big tits that's the essence of advertising big tits threatening Li big

advertising big tits threatening Li big

advertising big tits threatening Li big tits

tits

tits speaking of big tits what about show

speaking of big tits what about show

speaking of big tits what about show business show biz is completely

business show biz is completely

business show biz is completely dishonest corrupt and full of [ __ ] but

dishonest corrupt and full of [ __ ] but

dishonest corrupt and full of [ __ ] but in a nice way

in a nice way

in a nice way plenty of expensive drugs and perverted

plenty of expensive drugs and perverted

plenty of expensive drugs and perverted sex you're gonna be full of [ __ ] might

sex you're gonna be full of [ __ ] might

sex you're gonna be full of [ __ ] might as well enjoy your work then you have

as well enjoy your work then you have

as well enjoy your work then you have the media not just the news media let's

the media not just the news media let's

the media not just the news media let's include them all the media are almost

include them all the media are almost

include them all the media are almost literally exploding with [ __ ]

literally exploding with [ __ ]

literally exploding with [ __ ] because they're located right at the

because they're located right at the

because they're located right at the crossroads of all the other [ __ ] the

crossroads of all the other [ __ ] the

crossroads of all the other [ __ ] the media are made up of equal parts

media are made up of equal parts

media are made up of equal parts advertising politics business public

advertising politics business public

advertising politics business public relations and show business these people

relations and show business these people

relations and show business these people is sitting right at [ __ ] junction

is sitting right at [ __ ] junction

is sitting right at [ __ ] junction there's enough [ __ ] in the media

there's enough [ __ ] in the media

there's enough [ __ ] in the media protects us to open a branch office

protects us to open a branch office

protects us to open a branch office and you still have enough left over to

and you still have enough left over to

and you still have enough left over to start two law firms in a Christian

start two law firms in a Christian

start two law firms in a Christian bookstore

because folks I gotta tell you when it

because folks I gotta tell you when it

because folks I gotta tell you when it comes to [ __ ] truly major-league

comes to [ __ ] truly major-league

comes to [ __ ] truly major-league [ __ ] you have to stand back in awe

[ __ ] you have to stand back in awe

[ __ ] you have to stand back in awe in awe of the all-time heavyweight

in awe of the all-time heavyweight

in awe of the all-time heavyweight champion of false promises and

champion of false promises and

champion of false promises and exaggerated claims religion organized

exaggerated claims religion organized

exaggerated claims religion organized religion it's no contest

religion it's no contest

religion it's no contest religion easily easily has the best

religion easily easily has the best

religion easily easily has the best [ __ ] story of all time think about

[ __ ] story of all time think about

[ __ ] story of all time think about it

it

it religion has convinced people that

religion has convinced people that

religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the

there's an invisible man living in the

there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do every

sky who watches everything you do every

sky who watches everything you do every minute of every day and the invisible

minute of every day and the invisible

minute of every day and the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he

man has a list of ten specific things he

man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do and if you do any

doesn't want you to do and if you do any

doesn't want you to do and if you do any of these things he will send you to a

of these things he will send you to a

of these things he will send you to a special place of burning in fire smoking

special place of burning in fire smoking

special place of burning in fire smoking torture and anguish for you to live

torture and anguish for you to live

torture and anguish for you to live forever and suffer and burn and scream

forever and suffer and burn and scream

forever and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time but he loves you

he loves you and he needs money he

he loves you and he needs money he

he loves you and he needs money he always needs money

always needs money

always needs money he's all-powerful all present

he's all-powerful all present

he's all-powerful all present all-knowing and all-wise just can't

all-knowing and all-wise just can't

all-knowing and all-wise just can't handle money religion takes in billions

handle money religion takes in billions

handle money religion takes in billions and billions of dollars they pay no

and billions of dollars they pay no

and billions of dollars they pay no taxes and somehow they always need money

taxes and somehow they always need money

taxes and somehow they always need money you talk about a good [ __ ] story if

you talk about a good [ __ ] story if

you talk about a good [ __ ] story if I may be permitted a small pun holy [ __ ]

okay it's been a little while it's been

okay it's been a little while it's been

okay it's been a little while it's been a little while since I've been here and

a little while since I've been here and

a little while since I've been here and a couple of things that happened in that

a couple of things that happened in that

a couple of things that happened in that time I'd like to talk a little bit about

time I'd like to talk a little bit about

time I'd like to talk a little bit about the war in the Persian Gulf tunes in the

the war in the Persian Gulf tunes in the

the war in the Persian Gulf tunes in the Persian Gulf you know my favorite part

Persian Gulf you know my favorite part

Persian Gulf you know my favorite part of that war it's the first war we ever

of that war it's the first war we ever

of that war it's the first war we ever had that was on every channel plus cable

had that was on every channel plus cable

had that was on every channel plus cable and the war got good ratings too didn't

and the war got good ratings too didn't

and the war got good ratings too didn't it got good ratings well we like war we

it got good ratings well we like war we

it got good ratings well we like war we like war we're a warlike people we like

like war we're a warlike people we like

like war we're a warlike people we like war because we're good at it

war because we're good at it

war because we're good at it you know why we're good at it because we

you know why we're good at it because we

you know why we're good at it because we get a lot of practice this country's

get a lot of practice this country's

get a lot of practice this country's only 200 years old and already we've had

only 200 years old and already we've had

only 200 years old and already we've had 10 major Wars we average a major war

10 major Wars we average a major war

10 major Wars we average a major war every 20 years in this country so we're

every 20 years in this country so we're

every 20 years in this country so we're good at it

good at it

good at it and it's a good thing we are we're not

and it's a good thing we are we're not

and it's a good thing we are we're not very good at anything else anymore

very good at anything else anymore

very good at anything else anymore can't build a decent car can't make a TV

can't build a decent car can't make a TV

can't build a decent car can't make a TV set or a VCR worth the [ __ ]

set or a VCR worth the [ __ ]

set or a VCR worth the [ __ ] got no steel industry left can't educate

got no steel industry left can't educate

got no steel industry left can't educate our young people can't get health care

our young people can't get health care

our young people can't get health care to our old people but we can bomb the

to our old people but we can bomb the

to our old people but we can bomb the [ __ ] out of your country all right

especially if your country is full of

especially if your country is full of

especially if your country is full of brown people oh we like that don't we

brown people oh we like that don't we

brown people oh we like that don't we that's our hobby that's our new job in

that's our hobby that's our new job in

that's our hobby that's our new job in the world bombing brown people Iraq

the world bombing brown people Iraq

the world bombing brown people Iraq Panama Grenada Libya you got some brown

Panama Grenada Libya you got some brown

Panama Grenada Libya you got some brown people in your country tell them to

people in your country tell them to

people in your country tell them to watch the [ __ ] out or we'll goddamn bomb

watch the [ __ ] out or we'll goddamn bomb

watch the [ __ ] out or we'll goddamn bomb them who when's the last white people

them who when's the last white people

them who when's the last white people you can remember that we bombed can you

you can remember that we bombed can you

you can remember that we bombed can you remember the last right can you remember

remember the last right can you remember

remember the last right can you remember any white people we've never bombed the

any white people we've never bombed the

any white people we've never bombed the Germans those are the only ones and

Germans those are the only ones and

Germans those are the only ones and that's only because they were trying to

that's only because they were trying to

that's only because they were trying to cut in on our action they wanted to

cut in on our action they wanted to

cut in on our action they wanted to dominate the world [ __ ] that's our

dominate the world [ __ ] that's our

dominate the world [ __ ] that's our [ __ ] job now we only bomb brown

[ __ ] job now we only bomb brown

[ __ ] job now we only bomb brown people not because they're trying to cut

people not because they're trying to cut

people not because they're trying to cut in on our action just because they're

in on our action just because they're

in on our action just because they're brown now you probably noticed I don't

brown now you probably noticed I don't

brown now you probably noticed I don't feel about that war the way we were told

feel about that war the way we were told

feel about that war the way we were told we were supposed to feel about that war

we were supposed to feel about that war

we were supposed to feel about that war the way we were ordered and instructed

the way we were ordered and instructed

the way we were ordered and instructed by the United States government to feel

by the United States government to feel

by the United States government to feel about that war you see I tell you my

about that war you see I tell you my

about that war you see I tell you my mind doesn't work that way I got this

mind doesn't work that way I got this

mind doesn't work that way I got this real [ __ ] thing I do it's called

real [ __ ] thing I do it's called

real [ __ ] thing I do it's called thinking and I'm not a very good

thinking and I'm not a very good

thinking and I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own

American because I like to form my own

American because I like to form my own opinions

opinions

opinions I don't just law

I don't just law

I don't just law / when I'm told to sad to say most

/ when I'm told to sad to say most

/ when I'm told to sad to say most American has just rolled over on command

American has just rolled over on command

American has just rolled over on command not me I have certain rules I live by my

not me I have certain rules I live by my

not me I have certain rules I live by my first rule I don't believe anything the

first rule I don't believe anything the

first rule I don't believe anything the government tells me nothing and I don't

government tells me nothing and I don't

government tells me nothing and I don't take very seriously the media or the

take very seriously the media or the

take very seriously the media or the press in this country who in the case of

press in this country who in the case of

press in this country who in the case of the Persian Gulf War were nothing more

the Persian Gulf War were nothing more

the Persian Gulf War were nothing more than unpaid employees of the Department

than unpaid employees of the Department

than unpaid employees of the Department of Defense and who most of the time most

of Defense and who most of the time most

of Defense and who most of the time most of the time function is kind of an

of the time function is kind of an

of the time function is kind of an unofficial public relations agency for

unofficial public relations agency for

unofficial public relations agency for the United States government so I don't

the United States government so I don't

the United States government so I don't listen to them I don't really believe in

listen to them I don't really believe in

listen to them I don't really believe in my country and I gotta tell you folks I

my country and I gotta tell you folks I

my country and I gotta tell you folks I don't get all choked up about yellow

don't get all choked up about yellow

don't get all choked up about yellow ribbons and American flags I consider

ribbons and American flags I consider

ribbons and American flags I consider them I consider them to be symbols and I

them I consider them to be symbols and I

them I consider them to be symbols and I leave symbols to the symbol minded I

leave symbols to the symbol minded I

leave symbols to the symbol minded I look at more a little bit differently to

look at more a little bit differently to

look at more a little bit differently to me war is a lot of prick waving okay

me war is a lot of prick waving okay

me war is a lot of prick waving okay simple thing that's all it is war is a

simple thing that's all it is war is a

simple thing that's all it is war is a whole lot of men standing out in the

whole lot of men standing out in the

whole lot of men standing out in the field waving their pricks at one another

field waving their pricks at one another

field waving their pricks at one another men are insecure about the size of their

men are insecure about the size of their

men are insecure about the size of their dicks and so they have to kill one

dicks and so they have to kill one

dicks and so they have to kill one another over the idea

that's what all that [ __ ] Jacques

that's what all that [ __ ] Jacques

that's what all that [ __ ] Jacques [ __ ] is all about that's what all

[ __ ] is all about that's what all

[ __ ] is all about that's what all that adolescent macho male posturing and

that adolescent macho male posturing and

that adolescent macho male posturing and strutting in bars and locker rooms is

strutting in bars and locker rooms is

strutting in bars and locker rooms is all about

all about

all about it's called dick fear men are terrified

it's called dick fear men are terrified

it's called dick fear men are terrified that their tricks are inadequate and so

that their tricks are inadequate and so

that their tricks are inadequate and so they have to compete with one another to

they have to compete with one another to

they have to compete with one another to feel better about themselves and since

feel better about themselves and since

feel better about themselves and since war is the ultimate competition

war is the ultimate competition

war is the ultimate competition basically men are killing each other in

basically men are killing each other in

basically men are killing each other in order to improve their self-esteem you

order to improve their self-esteem you

order to improve their self-esteem you don't have to be a historian or a

don't have to be a historian or a

don't have to be a historian or a political scientist to see the bigger

political scientist to see the bigger

political scientist to see the bigger dick foreign policy theory at work it

dick foreign policy theory at work it

dick foreign policy theory at work it sounds like this what they have bigger

sounds like this what they have bigger

sounds like this what they have bigger dicks bomb them and of course the bombs

dicks bomb them and of course the bombs

dicks bomb them and of course the bombs and the rockets and the bullets are all

and the rockets and the bullets are all

and the rockets and the bullets are all shaped like dicks it's a subconscious

shaped like dicks it's a subconscious

shaped like dicks it's a subconscious need to project the penis into other

need to project the penis into other

need to project the penis into other people's affairs it's called [ __ ]

people's affairs it's called [ __ ]

people's affairs it's called [ __ ] with people you know if I had to say to

with people you know if I had to say to

with people you know if I had to say to you what is the answer I would say

you what is the answer I would say

you what is the answer I would say massive bloodshed I really would

massive bloodshed I really would

massive bloodshed I really would I don't really honestly deep down

I don't really honestly deep down

I don't really honestly deep down believe in political action I think the

believe in political action I think the

believe in political action I think the system contracts and expands as it wants

system contracts and expands as it wants

system contracts and expands as it wants to it accommodates these changes I think

to it accommodates these changes I think

to it accommodates these changes I think the civil rights movement was an

the civil rights movement was an

the civil rights movement was an accommodation on the part of the those

accommodation on the part of the those

accommodation on the part of the those who own the country I think they see

who own the country I think they see

who own the country I think they see where their self-interest lies they see

where their self-interest lies they see

where their self-interest lies they see a certain amount of freedom seems good

a certain amount of freedom seems good

a certain amount of freedom seems good an illusion of Liberty give these people

an illusion of Liberty give these people

an illusion of Liberty give these people give these people a voting day every

give these people a voting day every

give these people a voting day every year so that they'll have the illusion

year so that they'll have the illusion

year so that they'll have the illusion of meaningless choice meaningless choice

of meaningless choice meaningless choice

of meaningless choice meaningless choice that we go like slaves and say Joe I

that we go like slaves and say Joe I

that we go like slaves and say Joe I voted the limits of debate in this

voted the limits of debate in this

voted the limits of debate in this country are are established before the

country are are established before the

country are are established before the debate even begins and everyone else is

debate even begins and everyone else is

debate even begins and everyone else is marginalized they're made to seem either

marginalized they're made to seem either

marginalized they're made to seem either to be communist or was some sort of

to be communist or was some sort of

to be communist or was some sort of disloyal person a kook there's a word

disloyal person a kook there's a word

disloyal person a kook there's a word and now it's conspiracy say they've made

and now it's conspiracy say they've made

and now it's conspiracy say they've made that something that's that is that it

that something that's that is that it

that something that's that is that it should not be even entertained for a

should not be even entertained for a

should not be even entertained for a minute that powerful people might get

minute that powerful people might get

minute that powerful people might get together and have a plan doesn't happen

together and have a plan doesn't happen

together and have a plan doesn't happen you're a kook you're a conspiracy buff

you're a kook you're a conspiracy buff

you're a kook you're a conspiracy buff so the only way you cure that death

so the only way you cure that death

so the only way you cure that death bloodshed I don't advocate it but I see

bloodshed I don't advocate it but I see

bloodshed I don't advocate it but I see that it's really the only now to balance

that it's really the only now to balance

that it's really the only now to balance I'd like to talk about some things that

I'd like to talk about some things that

I'd like to talk about some things that bring us together things that point out

bring us together things that point out

bring us together things that point out our similarities instead of our

our similarities instead of our

our similarities instead of our differences because that's all you ever

differences because that's all you ever

differences because that's all you ever hear about in this country is our

hear about in this country is our

hear about in this country is our differences that's all the media and the

differences that's all the media and the

differences that's all the media and the politicians are ever talking about the

politicians are ever talking about the

politicians are ever talking about the things that separate us things that make

things that separate us things that make

things that separate us things that make us different from one another that's the

us different from one another that's the

us different from one another that's the way the ruling class operates in any

way the ruling class operates in any

way the ruling class operates in any society they try to divide the rest of

society they try to divide the rest of

society they try to divide the rest of the people they keep the lower in the

the people they keep the lower in the

the people they keep the lower in the middle classes fighting with each other

middle classes fighting with each other

middle classes fighting with each other so that they the rich can run off with

so that they the rich can run off with

so that they the rich can run off with all the [ __ ] money fairly simple

all the [ __ ] money fairly simple

all the [ __ ] money fairly simple thing happens to work you know anything

thing happens to work you know anything

thing happens to work you know anything different that's what they're going to

different that's what they're going to

different that's what they're going to talk about race religion ethnic and

talk about race religion ethnic and

talk about race religion ethnic and national background jobs income

national background jobs income

national background jobs income education social status sexuality

education social status sexuality

education social status sexuality anything to keep us fighting with each

anything to keep us fighting with each

anything to keep us fighting with each other so that they can keep going to the

other so that they can keep going to the

other so that they can keep going to the bank you know how I described the

bank you know how I described the

bank you know how I described the economic and social classes in this

economic and social classes in this

economic and social classes in this country the upper class keeps all of the

country the upper class keeps all of the

country the upper class keeps all of the money pays none of the taxes the middle

money pays none of the taxes the middle

money pays none of the taxes the middle class pays all of the taxes does all of

class pays all of the taxes does all of

class pays all of the taxes does all of the work the poorer they're just to

the work the poorer they're just to

the work the poorer they're just to scare the [ __ ] out of the middle class

those jobs right boy everyone in this

those jobs right boy everyone in this

those jobs right boy everyone in this country is always running around

country is always running around

country is always running around yammering about their [ __ ] rights I

yammering about their [ __ ] rights I

yammering about their [ __ ] rights I have a right you have no right we have a

have a right you have no right we have a

have a right you have no right we have a right they don't never right folks hate

right they don't never right folks hate

right they don't never right folks hate to spoil your fun but there's no such

to spoil your fun but there's no such

to spoil your fun but there's no such thing as rights okay they're imaginary

thing as rights okay they're imaginary

thing as rights okay they're imaginary we made them up like the boogeyman the

we made them up like the boogeyman the

we made them up like the boogeyman the three little pigs Pinocchio mother Goose

three little pigs Pinocchio mother Goose

three little pigs Pinocchio mother Goose [ __ ] like that rights are an idea

[ __ ] like that rights are an idea

[ __ ] like that rights are an idea they're just imaginary they're a cute

they're just imaginary they're a cute

they're just imaginary they're a cute idea cute but that's all cute and

idea cute but that's all cute and

idea cute but that's all cute and fictional but if you think you do have

fictional but if you think you do have

fictional but if you think you do have rights let me ask you this where do they

rights let me ask you this where do they

rights let me ask you this where do they come from people say well they come from

come from people say well they come from

come from people say well they come from God their god-given rights oh [ __ ] here

God their god-given rights oh [ __ ] here

God their god-given rights oh [ __ ] here we go again

the god excuse the last refuge of a man

the god excuse the last refuge of a man

the god excuse the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument that

with no answers and no argument that

with no answers and no argument that came from God anything we can't describe

came from God anything we can't describe

came from God anything we can't describe must have come from God personally folks

must have come from God personally folks

must have come from God personally folks I believe that if your rights came from

I believe that if your rights came from

I believe that if your rights came from God he would have given you the right to

God he would have given you the right to

God he would have given you the right to some food every day

some food every day

some food every day and he would have given you the right to

and he would have given you the right to

and he would have given you the right to a roof over your head God would have

a roof over your head God would have

a roof over your head God would have been looking out for you

been looking out for you

been looking out for you God would have been looking out for you

he would have been worried about making

he would have been worried about making

he would have been worried about making sure you have a gun so you get drunk on

sure you have a gun so you get drunk on

sure you have a gun so you get drunk on Sunday night and kill your girlfriend's

Sunday night and kill your girlfriend's

Sunday night and kill your girlfriend's parents but let's say it's true let's

parents but let's say it's true let's

parents but let's say it's true let's say God gave us these rights why would

say God gave us these rights why would

say God gave us these rights why would he give us a certain number of Rights

he give us a certain number of Rights

he give us a certain number of Rights the Bill of Rights in this country has

the Bill of Rights in this country has

the Bill of Rights in this country has ten stipulations okay ten rights and

ten stipulations okay ten rights and

ten stipulations okay ten rights and apparently God was doing sloppy work

apparently God was doing sloppy work

apparently God was doing sloppy work that week because we've had to amend the

that week because we've had to amend the

that week because we've had to amend the Bill of Rights an additional 17 times so

Bill of Rights an additional 17 times so

Bill of Rights an additional 17 times so God forgot a couple of things like

God forgot a couple of things like

God forgot a couple of things like slavery just [ __ ] slipped his mind

slavery just [ __ ] slipped his mind

slavery just [ __ ] slipped his mind but let's say let's say God gave us the

but let's say let's say God gave us the

but let's say let's say God gave us the original 10 he gave the British 13 the

original 10 he gave the British 13 the

original 10 he gave the British 13 the British Bill of Rights has 13

British Bill of Rights has 13

British Bill of Rights has 13 stipulations the Germans have 29 the

stipulations the Germans have 29 the

stipulations the Germans have 29 the Belgians have 25 the Swedish have only

Belgians have 25 the Swedish have only

Belgians have 25 the Swedish have only six and some people in the world have no

six and some people in the world have no

six and some people in the world have no rights at all what kind of a [ __ ]

rights at all what kind of a [ __ ]

rights at all what kind of a [ __ ] goddamn god-given deal is that no rights

goddamn god-given deal is that no rights

goddamn god-given deal is that no rights at all why would God give different

at all why would God give different

at all why would God give different people in different countries different

people in different countries different

people in different countries different numbers of different rights boredom

numbers of different rights boredom

numbers of different rights boredom amusement that arithmetic do we find out

amusement that arithmetic do we find out

amusement that arithmetic do we find out at long last after all this time that

at long last after all this time that

at long last after all this time that God is weak in math skills

God is weak in math skills

God is weak in math skills doesn't sound like divine planning to me

doesn't sound like divine planning to me

doesn't sound like divine planning to me sounds more like human planning sounds

sounds more like human planning sounds

sounds more like human planning sounds more like one group trying to control

more like one group trying to control

more like one group trying to control another group in other words business as

another group in other words business as

another group in other words business as usual in America now if you think you do

usual in America now if you think you do

usual in America now if you think you do have rights one last assignment for you

have rights one last assignment for you

have rights one last assignment for you next time you're at the computer get on

next time you're at the computer get on

next time you're at the computer get on the internet go to Wikipedia when you

the internet go to Wikipedia when you

the internet go to Wikipedia when you get to Wikipedia in the search field for

get to Wikipedia in the search field for

get to Wikipedia in the search field for Wikipedia I want you to type in

Wikipedia I want you to type in

Wikipedia I want you to type in japanese-americans 1942 and you'll find

japanese-americans 1942 and you'll find

japanese-americans 1942 and you'll find out all about your precious [ __ ]

out all about your precious [ __ ]

out all about your precious [ __ ] rights okay alright you know about you

rights okay alright you know about you

rights okay alright you know about you know

in 1942 there were a hundred and ten

in 1942 there were a hundred and ten

in 1942 there were a hundred and ten thousand Japanese American citizens and

thousand Japanese American citizens and

thousand Japanese American citizens and good standing law-abiding people who

good standing law-abiding people who

good standing law-abiding people who were thrown into internment camps simply

were thrown into internment camps simply

were thrown into internment camps simply because their parents were born in the

because their parents were born in the

because their parents were born in the wrong country

wrong country

wrong country that's all they did wrong they had no

that's all they did wrong they had no

that's all they did wrong they had no right to a lawyer no right to a fair

right to a lawyer no right to a fair

right to a lawyer no right to a fair trial no right to a jury of their peers

trial no right to a jury of their peers

trial no right to a jury of their peers no right to due process of any kind the

no right to due process of any kind the

no right to due process of any kind the only right they had right this way into

only right they had right this way into

only right they had right this way into the internment camps

the internment camps

the internment camps just when these American citizens needed

just when these American citizens needed

just when these American citizens needed their rights the most their government

their rights the most their government

their rights the most their government took them away and rights aren't rights

took them away and rights aren't rights

took them away and rights aren't rights if someone can take them away their

if someone can take them away their

if someone can take them away their privileges that's all we've ever had in

privileges that's all we've ever had in

privileges that's all we've ever had in this country is a bill of temporary

this country is a bill of temporary

this country is a bill of temporary privileges and if you read the news even

privileges and if you read the news even

privileges and if you read the news even badly you know that every year the list

badly you know that every year the list

badly you know that every year the list gets shorter and shorter and shorter

yeah sooner or later the people in this

yeah sooner or later the people in this

yeah sooner or later the people in this country you got to realize the

country you got to realize the

country you got to realize the government does not give a [ __ ] about

government does not give a [ __ ] about

government does not give a [ __ ] about them government doesn't care about you

them government doesn't care about you

them government doesn't care about you or your children or your right to your

or your children or your right to your

or your children or your right to your welfare or your safety it simply doesn't

welfare or your safety it simply doesn't

welfare or your safety it simply doesn't give a [ __ ] about you it's interested in

give a [ __ ] about you it's interested in

give a [ __ ] about you it's interested in its own power that's the only thing

its own power that's the only thing

its own power that's the only thing keeping it and expanding it wherever

keeping it and expanding it wherever

keeping it and expanding it wherever possible so the interesting thing about

possible so the interesting thing about

possible so the interesting thing about this country is if they talk about how

this country is if they talk about how

this country is if they talk about how we have freedom of choice you know we're

we have freedom of choice you know we're

we have freedom of choice you know we're free mature yeah very limited it's an

free mature yeah very limited it's an

free mature yeah very limited it's an important thing limited choice to

important thing limited choice to

important thing limited choice to political parties essentially two big

political parties essentially two big

political parties essentially two big media companies five six max yeah oil

media companies five six max yeah oil

media companies five six max yeah oil companies down to three now I think over

companies down to three now I think over

companies down to three now I think over all three or four banks the big banks

all three or four banks the big banks

all three or four banks the big banks the big brokerage houses the big

the big brokerage houses the big

the big brokerage houses the big accounting firms all of the things that

accounting firms all of the things that

accounting firms all of the things that are important reduced in choice

are important reduced in choice

are important reduced in choice newspapers in the city how many used to

newspapers in the city how many used to

newspapers in the city how many used to be three four now it's one or two the

be three four now it's one or two the

be three four now it's one or two the dome by the same people and they also

dome by the same people and they also

dome by the same people and they also own a radio station on a TV station but

own a radio station on a TV station but

own a radio station on a TV station but jelly beans 32 flavors I spent all the

jelly beans 32 flavors I spent all the

jelly beans 32 flavors I spent all the things that don't matter the unimportant

things that don't matter the unimportant

things that don't matter the unimportant things a lot of choices you know what I

things a lot of choices you know what I

things a lot of choices you know what I say you know your freedom of choices in

say you know your freedom of choices in

say you know your freedom of choices in America paper or plastic

America paper or plastic

America paper or plastic yeah that's it man it comes down to

yeah that's it man it comes down to

yeah that's it man it comes down to paper plastic a surcharge I'll own

paper plastic a surcharge I'll own

paper plastic a surcharge I'll own window smoking or non-smoking yeah

window smoking or non-smoking yeah

window smoking or non-smoking yeah welcome Pepsi these are you just

welcome Pepsi these are you just

welcome Pepsi these are you just everything else that's kind of laid out

everything else that's kind of laid out

everything else that's kind of laid out for you you get to do what they really

for you you get to do what they really

for you you get to do what they really want they do what they want the ones

want they do what they want the ones

want they do what they want the ones wrong in this country they do what they

wrong in this country they do what they

wrong in this country they do what they want speaking of our choices being

want speaking of our choices being

want speaking of our choices being usurped or taken away from us what do

usurped or taken away from us what do

usurped or taken away from us what do you make of what I'm faster - you this

you make of what I'm faster - you this

you make of what I'm faster - you this because all the things you've been

because all the things you've been

because all the things you've been talking about for years are I mean we've

talking about for years are I mean we've

talking about for years are I mean we've come full-circle on this stuff that's

come full-circle on this stuff that's

come full-circle on this stuff that's why I was so fascinated thank you for

why I was so fascinated thank you for

why I was so fascinated thank you for coming on the program sure but here we

coming on the program sure but here we

coming on the program sure but here we are now you know 30 years after you were

are now you know 30 years after you were

are now you know 30 years after you were talking about it with this huge debate

talking about it with this huge debate

talking about it with this huge debate is huge fight about whether or not our

is huge fight about whether or not our

is huge fight about whether or not our civil liberties are being taken away

civil liberties are being taken away

civil liberties are being taken away what do you thoughts on well I think if

what do you thoughts on well I think if

what do you thoughts on well I think if you looked at the record of laws which

you looked at the record of laws which

you looked at the record of laws which have been passed in the last 30 to 40

have been passed in the last 30 to 40

have been passed in the last 30 to 40 years there's a thing called social

years there's a thing called social

years there's a thing called social hysteria social hysteria is whipped up

hysteria social hysteria is whipped up

hysteria social hysteria is whipped up generally by the media crime and Nyx's

generally by the media crime and Nyx's

generally by the media crime and Nyx's time crime was the big social hysteria

time crime was the big social hysteria

time crime was the big social hysteria issue well there's too much crime as we

issue well there's too much crime as we

issue well there's too much crime as we were there coddling the courts are

were there coddling the courts are

were there coddling the courts are coddling the criminals we have to

coddling the criminals we have to

coddling the criminals we have to tougher laws so a lot of civil liberties

tougher laws so a lot of civil liberties

tougher laws so a lot of civil liberties went away in terms of

went away in terms of

went away in terms of the rights of criminals and the rights

the rights of criminals and the rights

the rights of criminals and the rights of the accused and and people going on

of the accused and and people going on

of the accused and and people going on trial these these were limited they were

trial these these were limited they were

trial these these were limited they were cut down these rights which are

cut down these rights which are

cut down these rights which are guaranteed by the Constitution in the

guaranteed by the Constitution in the

guaranteed by the Constitution in the Bill of Rights another social hysteria

Bill of Rights another social hysteria

Bill of Rights another social hysteria drugs the drug thing happened same thing

drugs the drug thing happened same thing

drugs the drug thing happened same thing big big flow of drugs we're going to

big big flow of drugs we're going to

big big flow of drugs we're going to fight the drugs we need newer tougher

fight the drugs we need newer tougher

fight the drugs we need newer tougher laws we needed draconian sentences we

laws we needed draconian sentences we

laws we needed draconian sentences we need to be able to go into houses we

need to be able to go into houses we

need to be able to go into houses we need to be able to do this we have

need to be able to do this we have

need to be able to do this we have reasonable reason you know all of these

reasonable reason you know all of these

reasonable reason you know all of these all of these shortcuts have resulted in

all of these shortcuts have resulted in

all of these shortcuts have resulted in less liberties because of social

less liberties because of social

less liberties because of social hysteria the media whips up the frenzy

hysteria the media whips up the frenzy

hysteria the media whips up the frenzy people get all excited the legislature

people get all excited the legislature

people get all excited the legislature passes it the president's the executive

passes it the president's the executive

passes it the president's the executive signs it and the judges then through the

signs it and the judges then through the

signs it and the judges then through the judicial branch okay's it sometime later

judicial branch okay's it sometime later

judicial branch okay's it sometime later when it gets to them and and what has

when it gets to them and and what has

when it gets to them and and what has happened is you have less freedom less

happened is you have less freedom less

happened is you have less freedom less liberties less civil liberties less

liberties less civil liberties less

liberties less civil liberties less rights and the third socialists area is

rights and the third socialists area is

rights and the third socialists area is terrorism that that was whipped up now

terrorism that that was whipped up now

terrorism that that was whipped up now there's a little problem a little more

there's a little problem a little more

there's a little problem a little more cause there you look at the 9/11 severe

cause there you look at the 9/11 severe

cause there you look at the 9/11 severe dramatic event but that too has been

dramatic event but that too has been

dramatic event but that too has been used with - with this Patriot Act to

used with - with this Patriot Act to

used with - with this Patriot Act to reduce our liberties they say well if

reduce our liberties they say well if

reduce our liberties they say well if you have nothing to hide what are you

you have nothing to hide what are you

you have nothing to hide what are you worried about you know that I don't like

worried about you know that I don't like

worried about you know that I don't like yeah yeah tell me about the people that

yeah yeah tell me about the people that

yeah yeah tell me about the people that are you know just getting out of prison

are you know just getting out of prison

are you know just getting out of prison because of the DNA we forget had nothing

because of the DNA we forget had nothing

because of the DNA we forget had nothing it's just listen that this country is

it's just listen that this country is

it's just listen that this country is owned by the ownership class they do

owned by the ownership class they do

owned by the ownership class they do pretty much what they want I figure it's

pretty much what they want I figure it's

pretty much what they want I figure it's like a freak show here's what I do know

like a freak show here's what I do know

like a freak show here's what I do know what I'd do to me if you're born in the

what I'd do to me if you're born in the

what I'd do to me if you're born in the world yeah you get a ticket to the Freak

world yeah you get a ticket to the Freak

world yeah you get a ticket to the Freak Show then you take it to the Freak Show

Show then you take it to the Freak Show

Show then you take it to the Freak Show if you're born in America you got a

if you're born in America you got a

if you're born in America you got a front-row seat so some people some

front-row seat so some people some

front-row seat so some people some people are in the Freak Show yeah we got

people are in the Freak Show yeah we got

people are in the Freak Show yeah we got a freak yeah then some people they want

a freak yeah then some people they want

a freak yeah then some people they want to fix the freaks these are the ACLU

to fix the freaks these are the ACLU

to fix the freaks these are the ACLU lawyers environmentalists almost fix the

lawyers environmentalists almost fix the

lawyers environmentalists almost fix the freaks we're going to fix mumps ordinate

freaks we're going to fix mumps ordinate

freaks we're going to fix mumps ordinate terrible let's do this and then there

terrible let's do this and then there

terrible let's do this and then there are folks who just watch the Freak Show

are folks who just watch the Freak Show

are folks who just watch the Freak Show yeah as me

yeah as me

yeah as me and some of us get to write about it or

and some of us get to write about it or

and some of us get to write about it or talk about it right and I do that that's

talk about it right and I do that that's

talk about it right and I do that that's yeah and say look at you look how badly

yeah and say look at you look how badly

yeah and say look at you look how badly you're doing I don't know I count myself

you're doing I don't know I count myself

you're doing I don't know I count myself in yeah I said look how badly you folks

in yeah I said look how badly you folks

in yeah I said look how badly you folks are doing how did you do this to

are doing how did you do this to

are doing how did you do this to yourself

yourself

yourself why did you let them do this to you now

why did you let them do this to you now

why did you let them do this to you now there's one thing you might have noticed

there's one thing you might have noticed

there's one thing you might have noticed I don't complain about politicians

I don't complain about politicians

I don't complain about politicians everybody complains about politicians

everybody complains about politicians

everybody complains about politicians everybody says they suck

everybody says they suck

everybody says they suck well where do people think these

well where do people think these

well where do people think these politicians come from they don't fall

politicians come from they don't fall

politicians come from they don't fall out of the sky they don't pass through a

out of the sky they don't pass through a

out of the sky they don't pass through a membrane from another reality they come

membrane from another reality they come

membrane from another reality they come from American parents and American

from American parents and American

from American parents and American families American homes American schools

families American homes American schools

families American homes American schools American churches American businesses

American churches American businesses

American churches American businesses and American universities and they're

and American universities and they're

and American universities and they're elected by American citizens this is the

elected by American citizens this is the

elected by American citizens this is the best we can do folks this is what we

best we can do folks this is what we

best we can do folks this is what we have to offer it's what our system

have to offer it's what our system

have to offer it's what our system produces garbage in garbage out if you

produces garbage in garbage out if you

produces garbage in garbage out if you have selfish ignorant citizens if you

have selfish ignorant citizens if you

have selfish ignorant citizens if you have selfish ignorant citizens you're

have selfish ignorant citizens you're

have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders the

gonna get selfish ignorant leaders the

gonna get selfish ignorant leaders the term limits ain't going to be any good

term limits ain't going to be any good

term limits ain't going to be any good you're just going to wind up with a

you're just going to wind up with a

you're just going to wind up with a brand-new bunch of selfish ignorant

brand-new bunch of selfish ignorant

brand-new bunch of selfish ignorant Americans so maybe maybe maybe it's not

Americans so maybe maybe maybe it's not

Americans so maybe maybe maybe it's not the politicians who suck maybe something

the politicians who suck maybe something

the politicians who suck maybe something else sucks around here like the public

else sucks around here like the public

else sucks around here like the public yeah the public sucks

yeah the public sucks

yeah the public sucks there's a nice campaign slogan for

there's a nice campaign slogan for

there's a nice campaign slogan for somebody the public sucks

somebody the public sucks

somebody the public sucks [ __ ] Pope [ __ ] Pope because if it's

[ __ ] Pope [ __ ] Pope because if it's

[ __ ] Pope [ __ ] Pope because if it's really just the fault of these

really just the fault of these

really just the fault of these politicians then where are all the other

politicians then where are all the other

politicians then where are all the other bright people of conscience where are

bright people of conscience where are

bright people of conscience where are all the bright honest intelligent

all the bright honest intelligent

all the bright honest intelligent Americans ready to step in and save the

Americans ready to step in and save the

Americans ready to step in and save the nation and lead the way we don't have

nation and lead the way we don't have

nation and lead the way we don't have people like that this country

people like that this country

people like that this country everybody's at the mall scratching his

everybody's at the mall scratching his

everybody's at the mall scratching his ass picking his nose taking his credit

ass picking his nose taking his credit

ass picking his nose taking his credit card out of his fanny pack and buying a

card out of his fanny pack and buying a

card out of his fanny pack and buying a pair of sneakers with lights in them so

pair of sneakers with lights in them so

pair of sneakers with lights in them so I have solved this little political

I have solved this little political

I have solved this little political dilemma for myself in a very simple way

dilemma for myself in a very simple way

dilemma for myself in a very simple way on election day I stayed home I don't

on election day I stayed home I don't

on election day I stayed home I don't vote [ __ ] [ __ ]

vote [ __ ] [ __ ]

vote [ __ ] [ __ ] I don't vote two reasons two reasons I

I don't vote two reasons two reasons I

I don't vote two reasons two reasons I don't vote first of all it's meaningless

don't vote first of all it's meaningless

don't vote first of all it's meaningless this country was bought and sold and

this country was bought and sold and

this country was bought and sold and paid for a long time ago this [ __ ] they

paid for a long time ago this [ __ ] they

paid for a long time ago this [ __ ] they shuffle around every four years

doesn't mean a [ __ ] thing and

doesn't mean a [ __ ] thing and

doesn't mean a [ __ ] thing and secondly I don't vote because I believe

secondly I don't vote because I believe

secondly I don't vote because I believe if you vote you have no right to

if you vote you have no right to

if you vote you have no right to complain people like to twist that

complain people like to twist that

complain people like to twist that around I know they say they say well if

around I know they say they say well if

around I know they say they say well if you don't vote you have no right you

you don't vote you have no right you

you don't vote you have no right you complain where's the logic in that if

complain where's the logic in that if

complain where's the logic in that if you vote and you elect dishonest

you vote and you elect dishonest

you vote and you elect dishonest incompetent people and they get into

incompetent people and they get into

incompetent people and they get into office and screw everything up but you

office and screw everything up but you

office and screw everything up but you are responsible for what they have done

are responsible for what they have done

are responsible for what they have done you caused the problem you voted them in

you caused the problem you voted them in

you caused the problem you voted them in you have no right to complain I on the

you have no right to complain I on the

you have no right to complain I on the other hand who did not vote who did not

other hand who did not vote who did not

other hand who did not vote who did not vote who in fact did not keep and leave

vote who in fact did not keep and leave

vote who in fact did not keep and leave the house on Election Day in no way

the house on Election Day in no way

the house on Election Day in no way responsible for what these people have

responsible for what these people have

responsible for what these people have done and have every right to complain as

done and have every right to complain as

done and have every right to complain as loud as I want about the mess you

loud as I want about the mess you

loud as I want about the mess you created that I had nothing to do with so

created that I had nothing to do with so

created that I had nothing to do with so I know that a little later on this year

I know that a little later on this year

I know that a little later on this year you're gonna have another one of those

you're gonna have another one of those

you're gonna have another one of those really swell presidential elections that

really swell presidential elections that

really swell presidential elections that you like so much

you like so much

you like so much you'll enjoy yourselves it'll be a lot

you'll enjoy yourselves it'll be a lot

you'll enjoy yourselves it'll be a lot of fun I'm sure as soon as the election

of fun I'm sure as soon as the election

of fun I'm sure as soon as the election is over your country will improve

is over your country will improve

is over your country will improve immediately as for me I'll be home on

immediately as for me I'll be home on

immediately as for me I'll be home on that day doing essentially the same

that day doing essentially the same

that day doing essentially the same thing as you the only difference is when

thing as you the only difference is when

thing as you the only difference is when I could finish masturbating I'm gonna

I could finish masturbating I'm gonna

I could finish masturbating I'm gonna have a little something to show for it

have a little something to show for it

have a little something to show for it folks yeah that's all [ __ ] folks is

folks yeah that's all [ __ ] folks is

folks yeah that's all [ __ ] folks is bad for you it's all [ __ ] that's

bad for you it's all [ __ ] that's

bad for you it's all [ __ ] that's what you have to remember as you go

what you have to remember as you go

what you have to remember as you go through life in this country it's all

through life in this country it's all

through life in this country it's all [ __ ] and it's bad for you now

[ __ ] and it's bad for you now

[ __ ] and it's bad for you now speaking of parents is speaking of

speaking of parents is speaking of

speaking of parents is speaking of [ __ ] two ideas which aren't always

[ __ ] two ideas which aren't always

[ __ ] two ideas which aren't always mutually exclusive by the way I'd like

mutually exclusive by the way I'd like

mutually exclusive by the way I'd like to mention a special kind of [ __ ]

to mention a special kind of [ __ ]

to mention a special kind of [ __ ] that has taken hold in this country in

that has taken hold in this country in

that has taken hold in this country in the last 30 to 40 years it's a form of

the last 30 to 40 years it's a form of

the last 30 to 40 years it's a form of [ __ ] that really only can be called

[ __ ] that really only can be called

[ __ ] that really only can be called child worship it's child worship it's

child worship it's child worship it's

child worship it's child worship it's this excessive devotion to children I'm

this excessive devotion to children I'm

this excessive devotion to children I'm talking about today's professional

talking about today's professional

talking about today's professional parents these these obsessive diapers

parents these these obsessive diapers

parents these these obsessive diapers sniffers

sniffers

sniffers who are over scheduling and over

who are over scheduling and over

who are over scheduling and over managing their children and robbing them

managing their children and robbing them

managing their children and robbing them of their childhoods even the simple act

of their childhoods even the simple act

of their childhoods even the simple act of player even the simple act of playing

of player even the simple act of playing

of player even the simple act of playing has been taken away from children and

has been taken away from children and

has been taken away from children and put on mommy schedule in the form of

put on mommy schedule in the form of

put on mommy schedule in the form of playdates something that should be

playdates something that should be

playdates something that should be spontaneous and free is now being

spontaneous and free is now being

spontaneous and free is now being rigidly planned when does a kid ever get

rigidly planned when does a kid ever get

rigidly planned when does a kid ever get to sit in the yard with a stick anymore

to sit in the yard with a stick anymore

to sit in the yard with a stick anymore you know just sit there with a [ __ ]

you know just sit there with a [ __ ]

you know just sit there with a [ __ ] stick do today's kids even know what a

stick do today's kids even know what a

stick do today's kids even know what a stick is you know but you know something

stick is you know but you know something

stick is you know but you know something the kid shouldn't be wasting his time on

the kid shouldn't be wasting his time on

the kid shouldn't be wasting his time on a stick anyway if he's 4 years old he

a stick anyway if he's 4 years old he

a stick anyway if he's 4 years old he should be home studying for his

should be home studying for his

should be home studying for his kindergarten entrance exams do you know

kindergarten entrance exams do you know

kindergarten entrance exams do you know about that [ __ ] are they having now yeah

about that [ __ ] are they having now yeah

about that [ __ ] are they having now yeah yeah there are places that have

yeah there are places that have

yeah there are places that have kindergarten entrance exams the poor

kindergarten entrance exams the poor

kindergarten entrance exams the poor little [ __ ] the poor little [ __ ] can

little [ __ ] the poor little [ __ ] can

little [ __ ] the poor little [ __ ] can barely locate his dick

you know and and already he's being

you know and and already he's being

you know and and already he's being pressured to succeed pressure to succeed

pressured to succeed pressure to succeed

pressured to succeed pressure to succeed for the sake of the parents isn't this

for the sake of the parents isn't this

for the sake of the parents isn't this really just a sophisticated form of

really just a sophisticated form of

really just a sophisticated form of child abuse and speaking of that

child abuse and speaking of that

child abuse and speaking of that speaking of child abuse

speaking of child abuse next stop grade

speaking of child abuse next stop grade

speaking of child abuse next stop grade school grade schooler who won't be

school grade schooler who won't be

school grade schooler who won't be allowed to play tag because it

allowed to play tag because it

allowed to play tag because it encourages victimization and he won't be

encourages victimization and he won't be

encourages victimization and he won't be allowed to play dodge ball because it's

allowed to play dodge ball because it's

allowed to play dodge ball because it's exclusionary and it promotes aggression

exclusionary and it promotes aggression

exclusionary and it promotes aggression standing around is still okay standing

standing around is still okay standing

standing around is still okay standing around is still permitted but it won't

around is still permitted but it won't

around is still permitted but it won't be for long because sooner or later some

be for long because sooner or later some

be for long because sooner or later some kid is going to be standing around and

kid is going to be standing around and

kid is going to be standing around and his foot will fall asleep and his

his foot will fall asleep and his

his foot will fall asleep and his parents will sue the school and it'll be

parents will sue the school and it'll be

parents will sue the school and it'll be goodbye [ __ ] standing around

my last question George is that it seems

my last question George is that it seems

my last question George is that it seems to me you're kind of an icon for someone

to me you're kind of an icon for someone

to me you're kind of an icon for someone who can see the bad things going on and

who can see the bad things going on and

who can see the bad things going on and but not let it sort of harden your heart

but not let it sort of harden your heart

but not let it sort of harden your heart not let it get into you and screw up

not let it get into you and screw up

not let it get into you and screw up your either mental state or your

your either mental state or your

your either mental state or your emotional state hey do you have any

emotional state hey do you have any

emotional state hey do you have any advice for people on how you can still

advice for people on how you can still

advice for people on how you can still stay engaged in the world and not just

stay engaged in the world and not just

stay engaged in the world and not just go insane with anger and resentment

go insane with anger and resentment

go insane with anger and resentment become a spectator that's what I am I

become a spectator that's what I am I

become a spectator that's what I am I have found that over the last 20 to 30

have found that over the last 20 to 30

have found that over the last 20 to 30 years somewhere in that span between 20

years somewhere in that span between 20

years somewhere in that span between 20 and 30 years ago I began to pull away

and 30 years ago I began to pull away

and 30 years ago I began to pull away from having a stake in any of this I

from having a stake in any of this I

from having a stake in any of this I don't really have an emotional stake in

don't really have an emotional stake in

don't really have an emotional stake in the outcome anymore in terms of my

the outcome anymore in terms of my

the outcome anymore in terms of my caring I don't really give a [ __ ] when

caring I don't really give a [ __ ] when

caring I don't really give a [ __ ] when you get right down to it I don't care

you get right down to it I don't care

you get right down to it I don't care what happens to my my species because I

what happens to my my species because I

what happens to my my species because I think this species has squandered great

think this species has squandered great

think this species has squandered great gifts namely and especially the gift of

gifts namely and especially the gift of

gifts namely and especially the gift of this mind we have the brain brain / mind

this mind we have the brain brain / mind

this mind we have the brain brain / mind which is able to distinguish between

which is able to distinguish between

which is able to distinguish between subject and object as a starter and able

subject and object as a starter and able

subject and object as a starter and able to do a lot of abstract things that that

to do a lot of abstract things that that

to do a lot of abstract things that that should have led us better places and the

should have led us better places and the

should have led us better places and the opposable thumb and walking erect in

opposable thumb and walking erect in

opposable thumb and walking erect in that whole package we should certainly

that whole package we should certainly

that whole package we should certainly have done better than to embrace

have done better than to embrace

have done better than to embrace superstitious religious belief that

superstitious religious belief that

superstitious religious belief that rules us and leads us and the pursuit of

rules us and leads us and the pursuit of

rules us and leads us and the pursuit of Goods and profit and territory and power

Goods and profit and territory and power

Goods and profit and territory and power that's what we turned into and I think

that's what we turned into and I think

that's what we turned into and I think the same is true of this culture I have

the same is true of this culture I have

the same is true of this culture I have also found myself pulling away from this

also found myself pulling away from this

also found myself pulling away from this culture and not caring about the outcome

culture and not caring about the outcome

culture and not caring about the outcome because I think the same thing is true

because I think the same thing is true

because I think the same thing is true this culture the country the American

this culture the country the American

this culture the country the American country was given great gift they've

country was given great gift they've

country was given great gift they've developed great gifts on its own at the

developed great gifts on its own at the

developed great gifts on its own at the beginning and I think we squandered

beginning and I think we squandered

beginning and I think we squandered these these ideals these noble purposes

these these ideals these noble purposes

these these ideals these noble purposes and ideals that we began with

and ideals that we began with

and ideals that we began with and we went off the track because of the

and we went off the track because of the

and we went off the track because of the prosperity primarily we were always

prosperity primarily we were always

prosperity primarily we were always infected with the religious thing that

infected with the religious thing that

infected with the religious thing that was always there underneath everything

was always there underneath everything

was always there underneath everything but but prosperity led to greed and

but but prosperity led to greed and

but but prosperity led to greed and possessiveness and wanting to own things

possessiveness and wanting to own things

possessiveness and wanting to own things and have them for their own sake and now

and have them for their own sake and now

and have them for their own sake and now the American people politically have

the American people politically have

the American people politically have been bought off have been completely

been bought off have been completely

been bought off have been completely silenced and bought off by gizmos and

silenced and bought off by gizmos and

silenced and bought off by gizmos and toys and that's a line from the current

toys and that's a line from the current

toys and that's a line from the current show and it's just ashamed so so I

show and it's just ashamed so so I

show and it's just ashamed so so I pulled away emotionally and I said you

pulled away emotionally and I said you

pulled away emotionally and I said you know what [ __ ] them let them do what

know what [ __ ] them let them do what

know what [ __ ] them let them do what they want to do I'm going to enjoy this

they want to do I'm going to enjoy this

they want to do I'm going to enjoy this [ __ ] that's a spectator and I look at it

[ __ ] that's a spectator and I look at it

[ __ ] that's a spectator and I look at it as a show it's a big circus it's a big

as a show it's a big circus it's a big

as a show it's a big circus it's a big it's a big parade whatever you want ever

it's a big parade whatever you want ever

it's a big parade whatever you want ever metaphor you want to use I think of it

metaphor you want to use I think of it

metaphor you want to use I think of it as the freak show

as the freak show

as the freak show I like to say this when you're born in

I like to say this when you're born in

I like to say this when you're born in this world you're given a ticket to the

this world you're given a ticket to the

this world you're given a ticket to the Freak Show when you're born in America

Freak Show when you're born in America

Freak Show when you're born in America you're given a front-row seat

you're given a front-row seat

you're given a front-row seat and man I'm sitting there and I have my

and man I'm sitting there and I have my

and man I'm sitting there and I have my notebook out and I'm enjoying the show

notebook out and I'm enjoying the show

notebook out and I'm enjoying the show and I wish I could live a thousand years

and I wish I could live a thousand years

and I wish I could live a thousand years to watch this all develop the rise of

to watch this all develop the rise of

to watch this all develop the rise of Russia the rise of China the

Russia the rise of China the

Russia the rise of China the modernization of of Europe the decline

modernization of of Europe the decline

modernization of of Europe the decline of the white race it's going to be an

of the white race it's going to be an

of the white race it's going to be an amazing story as it develops and and I

amazing story as it develops and and I

amazing story as it develops and and I just wish I could see at all I'm 70 now

just wish I could see at all I'm 70 now

just wish I could see at all I'm 70 now I probably lived between 90 and 100 I

I probably lived between 90 and 100 I

I probably lived between 90 and 100 I think and I'll get to see some of it but

think and I'll get to see some of it but

think and I'll get to see some of it but but it is an interesting exciting thing

but it is an interesting exciting thing

but it is an interesting exciting thing to watch if you can detach yourself

to watch if you can detach yourself

to watch if you can detach yourself emotionally and that's the end of that

emotionally and that's the end of that

emotionally and that's the end of that that's the best way to swallow all that

that's the best way to swallow all that

that's the best way to swallow all that stuff and believe it and still walk down

stuff and believe it and still walk down

stuff and believe it and still walk down the street singing a happy that's right

the street singing a happy that's right

the street singing a happy that's right happy there's no anger energy there's no

happy there's no anger energy there's no

happy there's no anger energy there's no anger there's no emotional state but it

anger there's no emotional state but it

anger there's no emotional state but it didn't happen and one of the reasons one

didn't happen and one of the reasons one

didn't happen and one of the reasons one of the reasons is because we were using

of the reasons is because we were using

of the reasons is because we were using that soft language that language to

that soft language that language to

that soft language that language to takes the life out of life and it is a

takes the life out of life and it is a

takes the life out of life and it is a function of time it does keep getting

function of time it does keep getting

function of time it does keep getting worse

worse

worse get another example some time during my

get another example some time during my

get another example some time during my life some time during my lifetime became

life some time during my lifetime became

life some time during my lifetime became bathroom to

bathroom to

bathroom to I wasn't notified of this no one asked

I wasn't notified of this no one asked

I wasn't notified of this no one asked me if I agreed with it

me if I agreed with it

me if I agreed with it it just happened toilet paper became

it just happened toilet paper became

it just happened toilet paper became bathroom tissue sneakers became running

bathroom tissue sneakers became running

bathroom tissue sneakers became running shoes false teeth became dental

shoes false teeth became dental

shoes false teeth became dental appliances medicine became medication

appliances medicine became medication

appliances medicine became medication information became directory assistance

information became directory assistance

information became directory assistance the dumped became the landfill

the dumped became the landfill

the dumped became the landfill car crashes became automobile accidents

car crashes became automobile accidents

car crashes became automobile accidents partly cloudy became partly sunny

partly cloudy became partly sunny

partly cloudy became partly sunny motels became Motor lodges house

motels became Motor lodges house

motels became Motor lodges house trailers became mobile homes used cars

trailers became mobile homes used cars

trailers became mobile homes used cars became previously owned transportation

became previously owned transportation

became previously owned transportation room service became guest room dining

room service became guest room dining

room service became guest room dining and constipation became occasional

and constipation became occasional

and constipation became occasional irregularity when I was a little kid if

irregularity when I was a little kid if

irregularity when I was a little kid if I got sick they wanted me to go to the

I got sick they wanted me to go to the

I got sick they wanted me to go to the hospital and see the doctor now they

hospital and see the doctor now they

hospital and see the doctor now they want me to go to a health maintenance

want me to go to a health maintenance

want me to go to a health maintenance organization or a Wellness Center to

organization or a Wellness Center to

organization or a Wellness Center to consult a healthcare delivery

consult a healthcare delivery

consult a healthcare delivery professional poor people used to live in

professional poor people used to live in

professional poor people used to live in slums

slums

slums now the economically disadvantaged

now the economically disadvantaged

now the economically disadvantaged occupies substandard housing in the

occupies substandard housing in the

occupies substandard housing in the inner cities and they're broke they're

inner cities and they're broke they're

inner cities and they're broke they're broke they don't have a negative cash

broke they don't have a negative cash

broke they don't have a negative cash flow position that [ __ ] blow

flow position that [ __ ] blow

flow position that [ __ ] blow because a lot of them were fired you

because a lot of them were fired you

because a lot of them were fired you know fired management wanted to curtail

know fired management wanted to curtail

know fired management wanted to curtail redundancies in the human resources area

redundancies in the human resources area

redundancies in the human resources area so many people are no longer viable

so many people are no longer viable

so many people are no longer viable members of the workforce smug greedy

members of the workforce smug greedy

members of the workforce smug greedy well-fed white people have invented a

well-fed white people have invented a

well-fed white people have invented a language to conceal their sins it's as

language to conceal their sins it's as

language to conceal their sins it's as simple as that the CIA doesn't kill

simple as that the CIA doesn't kill

simple as that the CIA doesn't kill anybody anymore they neutralize people

anybody anymore they neutralize people

anybody anymore they neutralize people well they de populate the area the

well they de populate the area the

well they de populate the area the government doesn't lie and engages in

government doesn't lie and engages in

government doesn't lie and engages in disinformation the Pentagon actually

disinformation the Pentagon actually

disinformation the Pentagon actually measures nuclear radiation and something

measures nuclear radiation and something

measures nuclear radiation and something they call sunshine units Israeli

they call sunshine units Israeli

they call sunshine units Israeli murderers are called commandos Arab

murderers are called commandos Arab

murderers are called commandos Arab commandos are called terrorists contra

commandos are called terrorists contra

commandos are called terrorists contra killers are called freedom fighters well

killers are called freedom fighters well

killers are called freedom fighters well of crime fighters fight crime and fire

of crime fighters fight crime and fire

of crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire what the freedom

fighters fight fire what the freedom

fighters fight fire what the freedom fighters fight they never mentioned that

fighters fight they never mentioned that

fighters fight they never mentioned that part of it to us do they

part of it to us do they

part of it to us do they never mention that party

and some of this stuff is just silly we

and some of this stuff is just silly we

and some of this stuff is just silly we know we all know that like on the

know we all know that like on the

know we all know that like on the airline's they say they want to

airline's they say they want to

airline's they say they want to pre-board what the hell is pre-board

pre-board what the hell is pre-board

pre-board what the hell is pre-board what does that mean to get on before you

what does that mean to get on before you

what does that mean to get on before you get on they say they're going to

get on they say they're going to

get on they say they're going to pre-board those passengers in need of

pre-board those passengers in need of

pre-board those passengers in need of special assistance cripples simple

special assistance cripples simple

special assistance cripples simple honest direct language there's no shame

honest direct language there's no shame

honest direct language there's no shame attached to the word crippled that I can

attached to the word crippled that I can

attached to the word crippled that I can find in any dictionary no shame attached

find in any dictionary no shame attached

find in any dictionary no shame attached to it in fact it's a word used in Bible

to it in fact it's a word used in Bible

to it in fact it's a word used in Bible translations jesus healed the cripples

translations jesus healed the cripples

translations jesus healed the cripples doesn't take seven words to describe

doesn't take seven words to describe

doesn't take seven words to describe that condition but we don't have any

that condition but we don't have any

that condition but we don't have any cripples in this country anymore we have

cripples in this country anymore we have

cripples in this country anymore we have the physically challenged is that a

the physically challenged is that a

the physically challenged is that a grotesque enough evasion for you

grotesque enough evasion for you

grotesque enough evasion for you how about differently-abled I've heard

how about differently-abled I've heard

how about differently-abled I've heard them called that differently-abled you

them called that differently-abled you

them called that differently-abled you can't even call these people handicapped

can't even call these people handicapped

can't even call these people handicapped anymore they'll say we're not

anymore they'll say we're not

anymore they'll say we're not handicapped

handicapped

handicapped we're handi-capable these poor people

we're handi-capable these poor people

we're handi-capable these poor people have been bullshitted by the system into

have been bullshitted by the system into

have been bullshitted by the system into believing that if you change the name of

believing that if you change the name of

believing that if you change the name of the condition somehow you'll change the

the condition somehow you'll change the

the condition somehow you'll change the condition well hey cookie doesn't happen

we have no more deaf people in this

we have no more deaf people in this

we have no more deaf people in this country hearing-impaired

country hearing-impaired

country hearing-impaired no one's blind anymore partially sighted

no one's blind anymore partially sighted

no one's blind anymore partially sighted or visually impaired we have no more

or visually impaired we have no more

or visually impaired we have no more stupid people everybody has a learning

stupid people everybody has a learning

stupid people everybody has a learning disorder or he's minimally exceptional

disorder or he's minimally exceptional

disorder or he's minimally exceptional how would you like to be told that about

how would you like to be told that about

how would you like to be told that about your child

your child

your child he's minimally exceptional well thank

he's minimally exceptional well thank

he's minimally exceptional well thank God for that

psychologists actually have started

psychologists actually have started

psychologists actually have started calling ugly people those with severe

calling ugly people those with severe

calling ugly people those with severe appearance deficits it's getting so bad

appearance deficits it's getting so bad

appearance deficits it's getting so bad that any day now I expect to hear a rape

that any day now I expect to hear a rape

that any day now I expect to hear a rape victim referred to as an unwilling sperm

victim referred to as an unwilling sperm

victim referred to as an unwilling sperm recipient

and we have no more old people in this

and we have no more old people in this

and we have no more old people in this country no more old people we ship them

country no more old people we ship them

country no more old people we ship them all away and we brought in these senior

all away and we brought in these senior

all away and we brought in these senior citizens

citizens

citizens isn't that a typically American

isn't that a typically American

isn't that a typically American twentieth-century phrase bloodless

twentieth-century phrase bloodless

twentieth-century phrase bloodless lifeless no pulse in one of them a

lifeless no pulse in one of them a

lifeless no pulse in one of them a senior citizen but I've accepted that

senior citizen but I've accepted that

senior citizen but I've accepted that one have come to terms with it I know

one have come to terms with it I know

one have come to terms with it I know it's here to stay we'll never get rid of

it's here to stay we'll never get rid of

it's here to stay we'll never get rid of it that's what they're gonna be called

it that's what they're gonna be called

it that's what they're gonna be called so I'll relax on that but the one I do

so I'll relax on that but the one I do

so I'll relax on that but the one I do resist the one I keep resisting is when

resist the one I keep resisting is when

resist the one I keep resisting is when they look at an old guy and they'll say

they look at an old guy and they'll say

they look at an old guy and they'll say look at him Dan he's 90 years young

imagine the fear of aging that reveals

imagine the fear of aging that reveals

imagine the fear of aging that reveals tonight even be able to use the word old

tonight even be able to use the word old

tonight even be able to use the word old to describe someone to have to use the

to describe someone to have to use the

to describe someone to have to use the lanthanum and fear of aging is natural

lanthanum and fear of aging is natural

lanthanum and fear of aging is natural its universal isn't it we all have that

its universal isn't it we all have that

its universal isn't it we all have that no one wants to get old no one wants to

no one wants to get old no one wants to

no one wants to get old no one wants to die but we do so we [ __ ] ourselves

die but we do so we [ __ ] ourselves

die but we do so we [ __ ] ourselves I started bullshitting myself when I got

I started bullshitting myself when I got

I started bullshitting myself when I got to my 40s soon as I was in my 40s I'd

to my 40s soon as I was in my 40s I'd

to my 40s soon as I was in my 40s I'd look in the mirror and I'd say well I

look in the mirror and I'd say well I

look in the mirror and I'd say well I guess I'm getting older

guess I'm getting older

guess I'm getting older holder sounds a little better than old

holder sounds a little better than old

holder sounds a little better than old doesn't it sounds like it might even

doesn't it sounds like it might even

doesn't it sounds like it might even last a little longer [ __ ] I'm

last a little longer [ __ ] I'm

last a little longer [ __ ] I'm getting old and it's okay because thanks

getting old and it's okay because thanks

getting old and it's okay because thanks to our fear of death in this country I

to our fear of death in this country I

to our fear of death in this country I won't have to die

won't have to die

won't have to die I'll pass away

or I'll expire like a magazine

or I'll expire like a magazine

or I'll expire like a magazine subscription it happens in the hospital

subscription it happens in the hospital

subscription it happens in the hospital they'll call it the terminal episode the

they'll call it the terminal episode the

they'll call it the terminal episode the insurance company will refer to it as

insurance company will refer to it as

insurance company will refer to it as negative patient care outcome and if

negative patient care outcome and if

negative patient care outcome and if it's the result of malpractice they'll

it's the result of malpractice they'll

it's the result of malpractice they'll say it was a therapeutic misadventure

say it was a therapeutic misadventure

say it was a therapeutic misadventure I'm telling you some of this language

I'm telling you some of this language

I'm telling you some of this language makes me wanna vomit

makes me wanna vomit

makes me wanna vomit well maybe not vomit makes me want to

well maybe not vomit makes me want to

well maybe not vomit makes me want to engage in an involuntary personal

engage in an involuntary personal

engage in an involuntary personal protein spill you got people like this

protein spill you got people like this

protein spill you got people like this around you country's full of them now

around you country's full of them now

around you country's full of them now people walking around all day long every

people walking around all day long every

people walking around all day long every minute of the day worried about

minute of the day worried about

minute of the day worried about everything worried about the air worried

everything worried about the air worried

everything worried about the air worried about the water worried about the soil

about the water worried about the soil

about the water worried about the soil worried about insecticides pesticides

worried about insecticides pesticides

worried about insecticides pesticides food additives carcinogens worried about

food additives carcinogens worried about

food additives carcinogens worried about radon gas worried about asbestos worried

radon gas worried about asbestos worried

radon gas worried about asbestos worried about saving endangered species let me

about saving endangered species let me

about saving endangered species let me tell you about endangered species

tell you about endangered species

tell you about endangered species alright saving endangered species is

alright saving endangered species is

alright saving endangered species is just one more arrogant attempt by humans

just one more arrogant attempt by humans

just one more arrogant attempt by humans to control nature it's arrogant meddling

to control nature it's arrogant meddling

to control nature it's arrogant meddling it's what got us in trouble in the first

it's what got us in trouble in the first

it's what got us in trouble in the first place doesn't anybody understand that

place doesn't anybody understand that

place doesn't anybody understand that interfering with nature over 90% over

interfering with nature over 90% over

interfering with nature over 90% over way over 90% of all the species that

way over 90% of all the species that

way over 90% of all the species that have ever lived on this planet ever

have ever lived on this planet ever

have ever lived on this planet ever lived

lived

lived are gone wait they're extinct we didn't

are gone wait they're extinct we didn't

are gone wait they're extinct we didn't kill them all

kill them all

kill them all they just disappeared that's what nature

they just disappeared that's what nature

they just disappeared that's what nature does they disappear these days at the

does they disappear these days at the

does they disappear these days at the rate of 25 a day and I mean regardless

rate of 25 a day and I mean regardless

rate of 25 a day and I mean regardless of our our behavior irrespective of how

of our our behavior irrespective of how

of our our behavior irrespective of how we act on this planet 25 species that

we act on this planet 25 species that

we act on this planet 25 species that were here today will be gone tomorrow

were here today will be gone tomorrow

were here today will be gone tomorrow let them go gracefully leave nature

let them go gracefully leave nature

let them go gracefully leave nature alone haven't we done enough we're so

alone haven't we done enough we're so

alone haven't we done enough we're so self-important so self-important

self-important so self-important

self-important so self-important everybody's gonna save something now

everybody's gonna save something now

everybody's gonna save something now save the trees save the bees save the

save the trees save the bees save the

save the trees save the bees save the whale save those nails and the greatest

whale save those nails and the greatest

whale save those nails and the greatest arrogance of all save the planet

arrogance of all save the planet

arrogance of all save the planet what are these [ __ ] people kidding me

what are these [ __ ] people kidding me

what are these [ __ ] people kidding me save the planet we don't even know how

save the planet we don't even know how

save the planet we don't even know how to take care of ourselves yet we haven't

to take care of ourselves yet we haven't

to take care of ourselves yet we haven't learned how to care for one another

learned how to care for one another

learned how to care for one another we're gonna save the [ __ ] planet I'm

we're gonna save the [ __ ] planet I'm

we're gonna save the [ __ ] planet I'm tired of [ __ ] Earth Day I'm tired of

tired of [ __ ] Earth Day I'm tired of

tired of [ __ ] Earth Day I'm tired of these self-righteous environmentalists

these self-righteous environmentalists

these self-righteous environmentalists these white booj wah liberals who think

these white booj wah liberals who think

these white booj wah liberals who think the only thing wrong with this country

the only thing wrong with this country

the only thing wrong with this country is there aren't enough bicycle paths

is there aren't enough bicycle paths

is there aren't enough bicycle paths people trying to make the world safe for

people trying to make the world safe for

people trying to make the world safe for their Volvos besides environmentalists

their Volvos besides environmentalists

their Volvos besides environmentalists don't give a [ __ ] about the planet they

don't give a [ __ ] about the planet they

don't give a [ __ ] about the planet they don't care about the planet not in the

don't care about the planet not in the

don't care about the planet not in the abstract they don't not in the abstract

abstract they don't not in the abstract

abstract they don't not in the abstract they don't you know what they're

they don't you know what they're

they don't you know what they're interested in a clean place to live

interested in a clean place to live

interested in a clean place to live their own habitat their word that

their own habitat their word that

their own habitat their word that someday in the future they might be

someday in the future they might be

someday in the future they might be personally inconvenienced narrow

personally inconvenienced narrow

personally inconvenienced narrow unenlightened self-interest doesn't

unenlightened self-interest doesn't

unenlightened self-interest doesn't impress me besides there is nothing

impress me besides there is nothing

impress me besides there is nothing wrong with the planet nothing wrong with

wrong with the planet nothing wrong with

wrong with the planet nothing wrong with the planet the planet is fine the people

the planet the planet is fine the people

the planet the planet is fine the people are [ __ ] difference difference the

are [ __ ] difference difference the

are [ __ ] difference difference the planet is fine compared to the people

planet is fine compared to the people

planet is fine compared to the people the planet is doing great been here four

the planet is doing great been here four

the planet is doing great been here four and a half billion years you ever think

and a half billion years you ever think

and a half billion years you ever think about the arithmetic planet has been

about the arithmetic planet has been

about the arithmetic planet has been here four and a half billion years we've

here four and a half billion years we've

here four and a half billion years we've been here what a hundred thousand maybe

been here what a hundred thousand maybe

been here what a hundred thousand maybe two hundred thousand and we've only been

two hundred thousand and we've only been

two hundred thousand and we've only been engaged in heavy industry for a little

engaged in heavy industry for a little

engaged in heavy industry for a little over two hundred years two hundred years

over two hundred years two hundred years

over two hundred years two hundred years versus four and a half billion and we

versus four and a half billion and we

versus four and a half billion and we have the conceit to think that somehow

have the conceit to think that somehow

have the conceit to think that somehow we're a threat that somehow we're gonna

we're a threat that somehow we're gonna

we're a threat that somehow we're gonna put in jeopardy this beautiful little

put in jeopardy this beautiful little

put in jeopardy this beautiful little blue green ball it's just a floating

blue green ball it's just a floating

blue green ball it's just a floating around the Sun the planet has been

around the Sun the planet has been

around the Sun the planet has been through a lot worse than us then through

through a lot worse than us then through

through a lot worse than us then through all kinds of things worse than us then

all kinds of things worse than us then

all kinds of things worse than us then through earthquakes volcanoes plate

through earthquakes volcanoes plate

through earthquakes volcanoes plate tectonics continental drift solar flares

tectonics continental drift solar flares

tectonics continental drift solar flares sunspots magnetic storms the magnetic

sunspots magnetic storms the magnetic

sunspots magnetic storms the magnetic reversal of the poles hundreds of

reversal of the poles hundreds of

reversal of the poles hundreds of thousands of years of bombardment by

thousands of years of bombardment by

thousands of years of bombardment by comets and asteroids and meteors

comets and asteroids and meteors

comets and asteroids and meteors worldwide floods tidal waves worldwide

worldwide floods tidal waves worldwide

worldwide floods tidal waves worldwide fires erosion cosmic rays recurring Ice

fires erosion cosmic rays recurring Ice

fires erosion cosmic rays recurring Ice Ages and we think some plastic bag

Ages and we think some plastic bag

Ages and we think some plastic bag have some aluminum cans are going to

have some aluminum cans are going to

have some aluminum cans are going to make a difference the planet the planet

make a difference the planet the planet

make a difference the planet the planet isn't going anywhere we are we're going

isn't going anywhere we are we're going

isn't going anywhere we are we're going away pack your [ __ ] folks we're going

away pack your [ __ ] folks we're going

away pack your [ __ ] folks we're going away and we won't leave much of a trace

away and we won't leave much of a trace

away and we won't leave much of a trace either thank God for that

either thank God for that

either thank God for that maybe a little styrofoam maybe little

maybe a little styrofoam maybe little

maybe a little styrofoam maybe little styrofoam planet will be here we'll be

styrofoam planet will be here we'll be

styrofoam planet will be here we'll be long gone

long gone

long gone just another failed mutation just

just another failed mutation just

just another failed mutation just another closed-end biological mistake an

another closed-end biological mistake an

another closed-end biological mistake an evolutionary cul-de-sac the planet will

evolutionary cul-de-sac the planet will

evolutionary cul-de-sac the planet will shake us off like a bad case of fleas a

shake us off like a bad case of fleas a

shake us off like a bad case of fleas a surface nuisance you wanna know how the

surface nuisance you wanna know how the

surface nuisance you wanna know how the planets doing ask those people at

planets doing ask those people at

planets doing ask those people at Pompeii who are frozen into position

Pompeii who are frozen into position

Pompeii who are frozen into position from volcanic ash how the planets doing

from volcanic ash how the planets doing

from volcanic ash how the planets doing one of the planets alright ask those

one of the planets alright ask those

one of the planets alright ask those people in Mexico City or Armenia or a

people in Mexico City or Armenia or a

people in Mexico City or Armenia or a hundred other places buried under

hundred other places buried under

hundred other places buried under thousands of tons of earthquake rubble

thousands of tons of earthquake rubble

thousands of tons of earthquake rubble if they feel like a threat to the planet

if they feel like a threat to the planet

if they feel like a threat to the planet this week how about those people in

this week how about those people in

this week how about those people in Kilauea Hawaii who built our homes right

Kilauea Hawaii who built our homes right

Kilauea Hawaii who built our homes right next to an active volcano and then

next to an active volcano and then

next to an active volcano and then wonder why they have lava in the living

wonder why they have lava in the living

wonder why they have lava in the living room the planet will be here for a long

room the planet will be here for a long

room the planet will be here for a long long long time after we're gone and it

long long time after we're gone and it

long long time after we're gone and it will heal itself it will cleanse itself

will heal itself it will cleanse itself

will heal itself it will cleanse itself because that's what it does it's a

because that's what it does it's a

because that's what it does it's a self-correcting system the air and the

self-correcting system the air and the

self-correcting system the air and the water will recover the earth will be

water will recover the earth will be

water will recover the earth will be renewed and if it's true the plastic is

renewed and if it's true the plastic is

renewed and if it's true the plastic is not degradable well the planet will

not degradable well the planet will

not degradable well the planet will simply incorporate plastic into a new

simply incorporate plastic into a new

simply incorporate plastic into a new paradigm the earth plus plastic the

paradigm the earth plus plastic the

paradigm the earth plus plastic the earth doesn't share our prejudice

earth doesn't share our prejudice

earth doesn't share our prejudice towards plastic plastic came out of the

towards plastic plastic came out of the

towards plastic plastic came out of the earth the earth probably sees plastic is

earth the earth probably sees plastic is

earth the earth probably sees plastic is just another one of its children could

just another one of its children could

just another one of its children could be the only reason the earth allowed us

be the only reason the earth allowed us

be the only reason the earth allowed us to be spawned from it in the first place

to be spawned from it in the first place

to be spawned from it in the first place it wanted plastic for itself

it wanted plastic for itself

it wanted plastic for itself didn't know how to make it meeting us

didn't know how to make it meeting us

didn't know how to make it meeting us could be the answer to our age-old

could be the answer to our age-old

could be the answer to our age-old philosophical question why are we here

philosophical question why are we here

philosophical question why are we here last day they get old but they live to

last day they get old but they live to

last day they get old but they live to be a hundred and fifty George Carlin the

be a hundred and fifty George Carlin the

be a hundred and fifty George Carlin the great George Carlin just turned 70 and

great George Carlin just turned 70 and

great George Carlin just turned 70 and to celebrate his fifty years in show

to celebrate his fifty years in show

to celebrate his fifty years in show business he's just released a DVD

business he's just released a DVD

business he's just released a DVD collection of all his comedy specials

collection of all his comedy specials

collection of all his comedy specials and it's called George Carlin all my

and it's called George Carlin all my

and it's called George Carlin all my stuff

stuff

stuff please welcome comedy legend George

please welcome comedy legend George

please welcome comedy legend George Carlin

yeah

the falsetto honey just be able to see

the falsetto honey just be able to see

the falsetto honey just be able to see some nice high tenor and always before

some nice high tenor and always before

some nice high tenor and always before we talk about how old you're getting in

we talk about how old you're getting in

we talk about how old you're getting in the business does it feel any different

the business does it feel any different

the business does it feel any different no no now you know that time is passed

no no now you know that time is passed

no no now you know that time is passed and you know you're getting better what

and you know you're getting better what

and you know you're getting better what you do you're supposed to anything you

you do you're supposed to anything you

you do you're supposed to anything you do better get better at doing and so you

do better get better at doing and so you

do better get better at doing and so you know what George Burns said he said

know what George Burns said he said

know what George Burns said he said there are five stages of life childhood

there are five stages of life childhood

there are five stages of life childhood adulthood middle age old age and you

adulthood middle age old age and you

adulthood middle age old age and you look great hey you look great you know

look great hey you look great you know

look great hey you look great you know just so funny I mean funny never goes

just so funny I mean funny never goes

just so funny I mean funny never goes away unless you get a dementia or

away unless you get a dementia or

away unless you get a dementia or something the thing is it's not just the

something the thing is it's not just the

something the thing is it's not just the funny but the ideas get richer the

funny but the ideas get richer the

funny but the ideas get richer the writing III found out itself at one

writing III found out itself at one

writing III found out itself at one point I used to always when I was a

point I used to always when I was a

point I used to always when I was a beginning comma go first twenty years

beginning comma go first twenty years

beginning comma go first twenty years probably I referred to myself as a

probably I referred to myself as a

probably I referred to myself as a comedian who wrote his own material

comedian who wrote his own material

comedian who wrote his own material because I was proud of that a lot of

because I was proud of that a lot of

because I was proud of that a lot of communities didn't comedian wrote his

communities didn't comedian wrote his

communities didn't comedian wrote his own material then one day I sort of

own material then one day I sort of

own material then one day I sort of realized after the fact a few years that

realized after the fact a few years that

realized after the fact a few years that I'd become a writer who performed his

I'd become a writer who performed his

I'd become a writer who performed his own material and that really made a

own material and that really made a

own material and that really made a difference in my mind I just matured

difference in my mind I just matured

difference in my mind I just matured into that I had the skills to be a

into that I had the skills to be a

into that I had the skills to be a writer all along apparently and I was

writer all along apparently and I was

writer all along apparently and I was using them effectively but a little more

using them effectively but a little more

using them effectively but a little more of a frivolous way at first and later

of a frivolous way at first and later

of a frivolous way at first and later that experience gives an experience is

that experience gives an experience is

that experience gives an experience is very good thing because it gives you

very good thing because it gives you

very good thing because it gives you something richer against which to

something richer against which to

something richer against which to compare what you're seeing when you're

compare what you're seeing when you're

compare what you're seeing when you're 20 and you see X Y & Z it bounces off a

20 and you see X Y & Z it bounces off a

20 and you see X Y & Z it bounces off a very thin wall if you're 60 and you see

very thin wall if you're 60 and you see

very thin wall if you're 60 and you see the same thing boy it gets in there and

the same thing boy it gets in there and

the same thing boy it gets in there and it goes around a little bit

it goes around a little bit

it goes around a little bit and it's a richer output so that's what

and it's a richer output so that's what

and it's a richer output so that's what I gained just from getting older do you

I gained just from getting older do you

I gained just from getting older do you think that you know you look at comedy

think that you know you look at comedy

think that you know you look at comedy now do you think that you could if you

now do you think that you could if you

now do you think that you could if you were starting out today would there be a

were starting out today would there be a

were starting out today would there be a place for you yeah so I had that

place for you yeah so I had that

place for you yeah so I had that question recently slight slightly

question recently slight slightly

question recently slight slightly different same idea and I thought gee

different same idea and I thought gee

different same idea and I thought gee you know if I were starting today if I

you know if I were starting today if I

you know if I were starting today if I were 20 I wouldn't even know if I'd be

were 20 I wouldn't even know if I'd be

were 20 I wouldn't even know if I'd be the same person at 20 that and that I

the same person at 20 that and that I

the same person at 20 that and that I was then not with all of the things that

was then not with all of the things that

was then not with all of the things that would have happened between let's say

would have happened between let's say

would have happened between let's say five and twenty the technology the

five and twenty the technology the

five and twenty the technology the demands and the underway the parents my

demands and the underway the parents my

demands and the underway the parents my mother would never would have been one

mother would never would have been one

mother would never would have been one of these professional parents but I

of these professional parents but I

of these professional parents but I would have been a different person and

would have been a different person and

would have been a different person and it would have been harder to start

it would have been harder to start

it would have been harder to start because I did my career on my own terms

because I did my career on my own terms

because I did my career on my own terms and I don't know how many people get to

and I don't know how many people get to

and I don't know how many people get to do that anymore I think there are too

do that anymore I think there are too

do that anymore I think there are too many expectations are too many pathways

many expectations are too many pathways

many expectations are too many pathways and rules and that true rebels don't

and rules and that true rebels don't

and rules and that true rebels don't seem to be around I would say do what

seem to be around I would say do what

seem to be around I would say do what you love do it well and if people pat

you love do it well and if people pat

you love do it well and if people pat you on the back for it you got it that

you on the back for it you got it that

you on the back for it you got it that the secret to happiness is finding

the secret to happiness is finding

the secret to happiness is finding something you love and doing it well and

something you love and doing it well and

something you love and doing it well and then being recognized for it someone

then being recognized for it someone

then being recognized for it someone even if it's one person who says you're

even if it's one person who says you're

even if it's one person who says you're doing a great job or if it's applause

doing a great job or if it's applause

doing a great job or if it's applause but those three things together and

but those three things together and

but those three things together and you're right when I first went when I

you're right when I first went when I

you're right when I first went when I first changed the kind of stuff I was

first changed the kind of stuff I was

first changed the kind of stuff I was doing in the late sixties I had been a

doing in the late sixties I had been a

doing in the late sixties I had been a suit-and-tie comic out of the 50s and I

suit-and-tie comic out of the 50s and I

suit-and-tie comic out of the 50s and I had short hair and all that and I

had short hair and all that and I

had short hair and all that and I realized I was doing the wrong thing for

realized I was doing the wrong thing for

realized I was doing the wrong thing for the wrong people and I let myself change

the wrong people and I let myself change

the wrong people and I let myself change into a more a freer more of a if you use

into a more a freer more of a if you use

into a more a freer more of a if you use the word hippie look and attitude and I

the word hippie look and attitude and I

the word hippie look and attitude and I realized that I said to my wife at that

realized that I said to my wife at that

realized that I said to my wife at that time when I changed I said you know even

time when I changed I said you know even

time when I changed I said you know even if I only filled coffee houses three

if I only filled coffee houses three

if I only filled coffee houses three days a week for the rest of my life I'd

days a week for the rest of my life I'd

days a week for the rest of my life I'd be happy doing that and when you let go

be happy doing that and when you let go

be happy doing that and when you let go of goals and stuff I mean the attachment

of goals and stuff I mean the attachment

of goals and stuff I mean the attachment to goals that's when things come to you

to goals that's when things come to you

to goals that's when things come to you you should have an aim point but not a

you should have an aim point but not a

you should have an aim point but not a thing like that

thing like that

thing like that well that would I ask you to George

well that would I ask you to George

well that would I ask you to George because you have this to celebrate for

because you have this to celebrate for

because you have this to celebrate for 50 years in show business all of your

50 years in show business all of your

50 years in show business all of your HBO specials are now in a collection

HBO specials are now in a collection

HBO specials are now in a collection called all my stuff and I have as a

called all my stuff and I have as a

called all my stuff and I have as a stand-up comic and I'm just so excited

stand-up comic and I'm just so excited

stand-up comic and I'm just so excited my favorite routines that you do what

my favorite routines that you do what

my favorite routines that you do what what is what what are some of the most

what is what what are some of the most

what is what what are some of the most memorable routines in here well the time

memorable routines in here well the time

memorable routines in here well the time I was a year or two later that I looked

I was a year or two later that I looked

I was a year or two later that I looked back and I had that realization that

back and I had that realization that

back and I had that realization that I've really become a writer this is the

I've really become a writer this is the

I've really become a writer this is the 1992 show called jamming in New York

1992 show called jamming in New York

1992 show called jamming in New York which was in Madison Square Garden the

which was in Madison Square Garden the

which was in Madison Square Garden the theater there's 6,500 people it was live

theater there's 6,500 people it was live

theater there's 6,500 people it was live it was the first one they did live on

it was the first one they did live on

it was the first one they did live on HBO

HBO

HBO it was my hometown the place was full

it was my hometown the place was full

it was my hometown the place was full and it was electric and I had essays for

and it was electric and I had essays for

and it was electric and I had essays for the first time I was doing essays rather

the first time I was doing essays rather

the first time I was doing essays rather than bits these were developed ideas

than bits these were developed ideas

than bits these were developed ideas that had a little bit of a serious

that had a little bit of a serious

that had a little bit of a serious overtone to them but we're relieved with

overtone to them but we're relieved with

overtone to them but we're relieved with laughter and irony all along and after

laughter and irony all along and after

laughter and irony all along and after that started to sink in I look back and

that started to sink in I look back and

that started to sink in I look back and I thought well gee that was a kind of a

I thought well gee that was a kind of a

I thought well gee that was a kind of a pivotal point so there's a thing in

pivotal point so there's a thing in

pivotal point so there's a thing in there called

there called

there called the planet is fine it's it's in the

the planet is fine it's it's in the

the planet is fine it's it's in the jamun in New York the planet is fine the

jamun in New York the planet is fine the

jamun in New York the planet is fine the people are because everybody's running

people are because everybody's running

people are because everybody's running around trying to save the planet the

around trying to save the planet the

around trying to save the planet the planet doesn't need that the planet will

planet doesn't need that the planet will

planet doesn't need that the planet will take care of itself people are selfish

take care of itself people are selfish

take care of itself people are selfish and that's what they're doing is trying

and that's what they're doing is trying

and that's what they're doing is trying to save the planet for themselves to

to save the planet for themselves to

to save the planet for themselves to have a nicer place to live they don't

have a nicer place to live they don't

have a nicer place to live they don't care about the planet in in theory they

care about the planet in in theory they

care about the planet in in theory they just care about having a comfortable

just care about having a comfortable

just care about having a comfortable place and these people with the fires

place and these people with the fires

place and these people with the fires and the floods and everything they over

and the floods and everything they over

and the floods and everything they over build they put nature to the test and

build they put nature to the test and

build they put nature to the test and they get what's coming to them that's

they get what's coming to them that's

they get what's coming to them that's what I say that's what's happening yeah

what I say that's what's happening yeah

what I say that's what's happening yeah you and I can't wait for the sea levels

you and I can't wait for the sea levels

you and I can't wait for the sea levels to rise I can't wait for Sunday's

to rise I can't wait for Sunday's

to rise I can't wait for Sunday's I can't wait for some of these cities to

I can't wait for some of these cities to

I can't wait for some of these cities to do well places that are gonna go away

do well places that are gonna go away

do well places that are gonna go away the map is gonna change and then that's

the map is gonna change and then that's

the map is gonna change and then that's because the real night people think

because the real night people think

because the real night people think nature's outside of them they don't take

nature's outside of them they don't take

nature's outside of them they don't take into them the idea that we are part of

into them the idea that we are part of

into them the idea that we are part of it they say oh we're going for a nature

it they say oh we're going for a nature

it they say oh we're going for a nature walk we're going to the country because

walk we're going to the country because

walk we're going to the country because we like nature nature's in here and if

we like nature nature's in here and if

we like nature nature's in here and if you're into with it like the Indians the

you're into with it like the Indians the

you're into with it like the Indians the hope is especially the balance of life

hope is especially the balance of life

hope is especially the balance of life the balance the harmony of nature if you

the balance the harmony of nature if you

the balance the harmony of nature if you understand that you don't over build you

understand that you don't over build you

understand that you don't over build you don't do all this [ __ ] stuff there are

don't do all this [ __ ] stuff there are

don't do all this [ __ ] stuff there are too many people let's go after them it's

too many people let's go after them it's

too many people let's go after them it's it's a symphony everybody's in the band

it's a symphony everybody's in the band

it's a symphony everybody's in the band you know it's not just one it's not just

you know it's not just one it's not just

you know it's not just one it's not just one group people are people want their

one group people are people want their

one group people are people want their goodies they want their toys everybody

goodies they want their toys everybody

goodies they want their toys everybody wants the newest gizmo we're slaves to

wants the newest gizmo we're slaves to

wants the newest gizmo we're slaves to gizmos and toys that'll make pancakes

gizmos and toys that'll make pancakes

gizmos and toys that'll make pancakes and that that'll make them happy we

and that that'll make them happy we

and that that'll make them happy we watch this because I want to let you

watch this because I want to let you

watch this because I want to let you guys know you are all messed up we've

guys know you are all messed up we've

guys know you are all messed up we've planted this fine we are messed up but

planted this fine we are messed up but

planted this fine we are messed up but if you are in New York City Thursday

if you are in New York City Thursday

if you are in New York City Thursday Jordan will be signing DVDs at the

Jordan will be signing DVDs at the

Jordan will be signing DVDs at the borders on Wall Street from noon to 2:00

borders on Wall Street from noon to 2:00

borders on Wall Street from noon to 2:00 p.m. you've got to be there and we're

p.m. you've got to be there and we're

p.m. you've got to be there and we're gonna be right back with James Lipton

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