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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,350 I have certain rules I would buy my 2 00:00:03,350 --> 00:00:03,360 I have certain rules I would buy my 3 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:05,900 I have certain rules I would buy my first rule I don't believe anything the 4 00:00:05,900 --> 00:00:05,910 first rule I don't believe anything the 5 00:00:05,910 --> 00:00:11,390 first rule I don't believe anything the government tells me nothing and they 6 00:00:11,390 --> 00:00:11,400 government tells me nothing and they 7 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:13,249 government tells me nothing and they gotta tell you folks I don't get all 8 00:00:13,249 --> 00:00:13,259 gotta tell you folks I don't get all 9 00:00:13,259 --> 00:00:15,320 gotta tell you folks I don't get all choked up about yellow ribbons and 10 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:15,330 choked up about yellow ribbons and 11 00:00:15,330 --> 00:00:18,200 choked up about yellow ribbons and American flags I consider them I 12 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:18,210 American flags I consider them I 13 00:00:18,210 --> 00:00:21,019 American flags I consider them I consider them to be symbols and I leave 14 00:00:21,019 --> 00:00:21,029 consider them to be symbols and I leave 15 00:00:21,029 --> 00:00:31,640 consider them to be symbols and I leave symbols to the symbol minded 16 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:31,650 17 00:00:31,650 --> 00:00:38,070 you 18 00:00:38,070 --> 00:00:38,080 19 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:41,170 are you gentlemen it's time for George 20 00:00:41,170 --> 00:00:41,180 are you gentlemen it's time for George 21 00:00:41,180 --> 00:00:44,950 are you gentlemen it's time for George what time is it what time is it what do 22 00:00:44,950 --> 00:00:44,960 what time is it what time is it what do 23 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:47,320 what time is it what time is it what do people bother you with that people bug 24 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:47,330 people bother you with that people bug 25 00:00:47,330 --> 00:00:48,700 people bother you with that people bug you all the time come up T asking you 26 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:48,710 you all the time come up T asking you 27 00:00:48,710 --> 00:00:51,700 you all the time come up T asking you what time is it what time is it bothers 28 00:00:51,700 --> 00:00:51,710 what time is it what time is it bothers 29 00:00:51,710 --> 00:00:54,910 what time is it what time is it bothers me man what time is it as though I 30 00:00:54,910 --> 00:00:54,920 me man what time is it as though I 31 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:56,830 me man what time is it as though I personally am responsible for keeping 32 00:00:56,830 --> 00:00:56,840 personally am responsible for keeping 33 00:00:56,840 --> 00:01:00,970 personally am responsible for keeping time I don't know who knows I got one of 34 00:01:00,970 --> 00:01:00,980 time I don't know who knows I got one of 35 00:01:00,980 --> 00:01:03,010 time I don't know who knows I got one of these then I don't know nobody knows 36 00:01:03,010 --> 00:01:03,020 these then I don't know nobody knows 37 00:01:03,020 --> 00:01:04,810 these then I don't know nobody knows what timing is what time is it all the 38 00:01:04,810 --> 00:01:04,820 what timing is what time is it all the 39 00:01:04,820 --> 00:01:07,540 what timing is what time is it all the calendars are different Chinese Hebrew 40 00:01:07,540 --> 00:01:07,550 calendars are different Chinese Hebrew 41 00:01:07,550 --> 00:01:09,550 calendars are different Chinese Hebrew Western nobody knows when it is might be 42 00:01:09,550 --> 00:01:09,560 Western nobody knows when it is might be 43 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:11,670 Western nobody knows when it is might be the middle of last week for all we know 44 00:01:11,670 --> 00:01:11,680 the middle of last week for all we know 45 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:14,590 the middle of last week for all we know when are we we know where we are but 46 00:01:14,590 --> 00:01:14,600 when are we we know where we are but 47 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:17,469 when are we we know where we are but when are we I don't know can't keep 48 00:01:17,469 --> 00:01:17,479 when are we I don't know can't keep 49 00:01:17,479 --> 00:01:20,080 when are we I don't know can't keep track time moves too fast give an 50 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:20,090 track time moves too fast give an 51 00:01:20,090 --> 00:01:23,650 track time moves too fast give an example there's a moment coming it's not 52 00:01:23,650 --> 00:01:23,660 example there's a moment coming it's not 53 00:01:23,660 --> 00:01:27,609 example there's a moment coming it's not here yet it's still in the future it's 54 00:01:27,609 --> 00:01:27,619 here yet it's still in the future it's 55 00:01:27,619 --> 00:01:34,650 here yet it's still in the future it's on the way here go here did it's gone 56 00:01:34,650 --> 00:01:34,660 on the way here go here did it's gone 57 00:01:34,660 --> 00:01:37,630 on the way here go here did it's gone there's no present people say what time 58 00:01:37,630 --> 00:01:37,640 there's no present people say what time 59 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:39,100 there's no present people say what time is it well do you mean now or when you 60 00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:39,110 is it well do you mean now or when you 61 00:01:39,110 --> 00:01:43,270 is it well do you mean now or when you asked me there's no present everything 62 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:43,280 asked me there's no present everything 63 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:46,420 asked me there's no present everything is the near future or the recent past No 64 00:01:46,420 --> 00:01:46,430 is the near future or the recent past No 65 00:01:46,430 --> 00:01:49,270 is the near future or the recent past No welcome to the present welcome once 66 00:01:49,270 --> 00:01:49,280 welcome to the present welcome once 67 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:54,030 welcome to the present welcome once again to the present and now the all new 68 00:01:54,030 --> 00:01:54,040 again to the present and now the all new 69 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:55,899 again to the present and now the all new but why do we can't get anything done 70 00:01:55,899 --> 00:01:55,909 but why do we can't get anything done 71 00:01:55,909 --> 00:01:59,770 but why do we can't get anything done there's no time every time I sit down to 72 00:01:59,770 --> 00:01:59,780 there's no time every time I sit down to 73 00:01:59,780 --> 00:02:03,480 there's no time every time I sit down to work the time changes on 74 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:03,490 75 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:11,820 I call this piece advertising quality 76 00:02:11,820 --> 00:02:11,830 I call this piece advertising quality 77 00:02:11,830 --> 00:02:14,010 I call this piece advertising quality values style service selection 78 00:02:14,010 --> 00:02:14,020 values style service selection 79 00:02:14,020 --> 00:02:16,589 values style service selection convenience economy savings performance 80 00:02:16,589 --> 00:02:16,599 convenience economy savings performance 81 00:02:16,599 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necessary no one will call on you no payments are interested December and no 104 00:02:47,309 --> 00:02:47,319 payments are interested December and no 105 00:02:47,319 --> 00:02:50,940 payments are interested December and no parking limited time only though so act 106 00:02:50,940 --> 00:02:50,950 parking limited time only though so act 107 00:02:50,950 --> 00:02:52,830 parking limited time only though so act now ordered today sent no money offer 108 00:02:52,830 --> 00:02:52,840 now ordered today sent no money offer 109 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,600 now ordered today sent no money offer good while supplies last two to a 110 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:54,610 good while supplies last two to a 111 00:02:54,610 --> 00:02:56,430 good while supplies last two to a customer each item sold separately 112 00:02:56,430 --> 00:02:56,440 customer each item sold separately 113 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:59,059 customer each item sold separately batteries not included mileage may vary 114 00:02:59,059 --> 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--> 00:04:25,270 bend over just a little further 181 00:04:25,270 --> 00:04:28,660 bend over just a little further and let us stick this big dick into your 182 00:04:28,660 --> 00:04:28,670 and let us stick this big dick into your 183 00:04:28,670 --> 00:04:36,939 and let us stick this big dick into your ass a little bit deeper 184 00:04:36,939 --> 00:04:36,949 185 00:04:36,949 --> 00:04:41,300 people are [ __ ] dumb you can say what 186 00:04:41,300 --> 00:04:41,310 people are [ __ ] dumb you can say what 187 00:04:41,310 --> 00:04:42,860 people are [ __ ] dumb you can say what you want about this country and I love 188 00:04:42,860 --> 00:04:42,870 you want about this country and I love 189 00:04:42,870 --> 00:04:44,629 you want about this country and I love this place I love the freedoms we used 190 00:04:44,629 --> 00:04:44,639 this place I love the freedoms we used 191 00:04:44,639 --> 00:04:54,950 this place I love the freedoms we used to have I love it I love that I love it 192 00:04:54,950 --> 00:04:54,960 to have I love it I love that I love it 193 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:56,050 to have I love it I love that I love it when it didn't take a [ __ ] 194 00:04:56,050 --> 00:04:56,060 when it didn't take a [ __ ] 195 00:04:56,060 --> 00:04:58,460 when it didn't take a [ __ ] catastrophe to get us to care for one 196 00:04:58,460 --> 00:04:58,470 catastrophe to get us to care for one 197 00:04:58,470 --> 00:05:00,620 catastrophe to get us to care for one another I love the fact that we're on 198 00:05:00,620 --> 00:05:00,630 another I love the fact that we're on 199 00:05:00,630 --> 00:05:03,200 another I love the fact that we're on camera all the time from all angles but 200 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:03,210 camera all the time from all angles but 201 00:05:03,210 --> 00:05:04,280 camera all the time from all angles but you know what you can say what you want 202 00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:04,290 you know what you can say what you want 203 00:05:04,290 --> 00:05:05,689 you know what you can say what you want about America and I say I love this 204 00:05:05,689 --> 00:05:05,699 about America and I say I love this 205 00:05:05,699 --> 00:05:06,920 about America and I say I love this place I wouldn't have it any other way 206 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:06,930 place I wouldn't have it any other way 207 00:05:06,930 --> 00:05:08,030 place I wouldn't have it any other way we wouldn't live it any other time in 208 00:05:08,030 --> 00:05:08,040 we wouldn't live it any other time in 209 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:10,070 we wouldn't live it any other time in history and then the other place but say 210 00:05:10,070 --> 00:05:10,080 history and then the other place but say 211 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:11,540 history and then the other place but say what you want about America land of the 212 00:05:11,540 --> 00:05:11,550 what you want about America land of the 213 00:05:11,550 --> 00:05:13,760 what you want about America land of the free home of the brave we got some dumb 214 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:13,770 free home of the brave we got some dumb 215 00:05:13,770 --> 00:05:15,620 free home of the brave we got some dumb ass [ __ ] floating around in 216 00:05:15,620 --> 00:05:15,630 ass [ __ ] floating around in 217 00:05:15,630 --> 00:05:18,140 ass [ __ ] floating around in country dumb ass [ __ ] 218 00:05:18,140 --> 00:05:18,150 country dumb ass [ __ ] 219 00:05:18,150 --> 00:05:22,640 country dumb ass [ __ ] yeah now obviously that doesn't include 220 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:22,650 yeah now obviously that doesn't include 221 00:05:22,650 --> 00:05:25,730 yeah now obviously that doesn't include this audience I understand that you seem 222 00:05:25,730 --> 00:05:25,740 this audience I understand that you seem 223 00:05:25,740 --> 00:05:27,560 this audience I understand that you seem intelligent and perceptive but the rest 224 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:27,570 intelligent and perceptive but the rest 225 00:05:27,570 --> 00:05:31,029 intelligent and perceptive but the rest of them holy jumpin [ __ ] [ __ ] balls 226 00:05:31,029 --> 00:05:31,039 of them holy jumpin [ __ ] [ __ ] balls 227 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:34,990 of them holy jumpin [ __ ] [ __ ] balls dumber than a second coat of paint and 228 00:05:34,990 --> 00:05:35,000 dumber than a second coat of paint and 229 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,370 dumber than a second coat of paint and this ain't just ranting and raving this 230 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:37,380 this ain't just ranting and raving this 231 00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:38,840 this ain't just ranting and raving this ain't just blowing off steam I got a 232 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:38,850 ain't just blowing off steam I got a 233 00:05:38,850 --> 00:05:41,150 ain't just blowing off steam I got a little evidence to support my claim it 234 00:05:41,150 --> 00:05:41,160 little evidence to support my claim it 235 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:45,230 little evidence to support my claim it just seems to me seems to me that only a 236 00:05:45,230 --> 00:05:45,240 just seems to me seems to me that only a 237 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:47,900 just seems to me seems to me that only a really low IQ population could have 238 00:05:47,900 --> 00:05:47,910 really low IQ population could have 239 00:05:47,910 --> 00:05:50,240 really low IQ population could have taken this beautiful continent this 240 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:50,250 taken this beautiful continent this 241 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:52,909 taken this beautiful continent this magnificent American landscape that we 242 00:05:52,909 --> 00:05:52,919 magnificent American landscape that we 243 00:05:52,919 --> 00:05:55,760 magnificent American landscape that we inherited well actually we stole it from 244 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:55,770 inherited well actually we stole it from 245 00:05:55,770 --> 00:05:58,790 inherited well actually we stole it from the Mexicans and the Indians but hey it 246 00:05:58,790 --> 00:05:58,800 the Mexicans and the Indians but hey it 247 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:01,670 the Mexicans and the Indians but hey it was nice when we stole it looked pretty 248 00:06:01,670 --> 00:06:01,680 was nice when we stole it looked pretty 249 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:06,110 was nice when we stole it looked pretty good it was pristine paradise have you 250 00:06:06,110 --> 00:06:06,120 good it was pristine paradise have you 251 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:08,300 good it was pristine paradise have you seen it lately have you taken a good 252 00:06:08,300 --> 00:06:08,310 seen it lately have you taken a good 253 00:06:08,310 --> 00:06:09,920 seen it lately have you taken a good look at it lately it's [ __ ] 254 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:09,930 look at it lately it's [ __ ] 255 00:06:09,930 --> 00:06:12,500 look at it lately it's [ __ ] embarrassing only a nation of 256 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:12,510 embarrassing only a nation of 257 00:06:12,510 --> 00:06:15,290 embarrassing only a nation of unenlightened half-wits could have taken 258 00:06:15,290 --> 00:06:15,300 unenlightened half-wits could have taken 259 00:06:15,300 --> 00:06:17,450 unenlightened half-wits could have taken this beautiful place and turned it into 260 00:06:17,450 --> 00:06:17,460 this beautiful place and turned it into 261 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:21,320 this beautiful place and turned it into what it is today a shopping mall a big 262 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:21,330 what it is today a shopping mall a big 263 00:06:21,330 --> 00:06:26,530 what it is today a shopping mall a big [ __ ] shopping mall you know that 264 00:06:26,530 --> 00:06:26,540 [ __ ] shopping mall you know that 265 00:06:26,540 --> 00:06:28,990 [ __ ] shopping mall you know that that's all you got that's all you've got 266 00:06:28,990 --> 00:06:29,000 that's all you got that's all you've got 267 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,870 that's all you got that's all you've got here folks mile after mile of mall after 268 00:06:31,870 --> 00:06:31,880 here folks mile after mile of mall after 269 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:34,540 here folks mile after mile of mall after mall many many malls major malls and 270 00:06:34,540 --> 00:06:34,550 mall many many malls major malls and 271 00:06:34,550 --> 00:06:36,250 mall many many malls major malls and mini-malls they put the mini malls in 272 00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:36,260 mini-malls they put the mini malls in 273 00:06:36,260 --> 00:06:37,840 mini-malls they put the mini malls in between the major malls and in between 274 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:37,850 between the major malls and in between 275 00:06:37,850 --> 00:06:39,490 between the major malls and in between the mini malls they put the mini marts 276 00:06:39,490 --> 00:06:39,500 the mini malls they put the mini marts 277 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:41,170 the mini malls they put the mini marts and in between the mini mart you got the 278 00:06:41,170 --> 00:06:41,180 and in between the mini mart you got the 279 00:06:41,180 --> 00:06:43,270 and in between the mini mart you got the car lots gas stations muffler shops 280 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:43,280 car lots gas stations muffler shops 281 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:45,670 car lots gas stations muffler shops laundromats cheap hotels fast food joint 282 00:06:45,670 --> 00:06:45,680 laundromats cheap hotels fast food joint 283 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:47,380 laundromats cheap hotels fast food joint strip clubs and dirty bookstores 284 00:06:47,380 --> 00:06:47,390 strip clubs and dirty bookstores 285 00:06:47,390 --> 00:06:49,420 strip clubs and dirty bookstores america the beautiful' one big 286 00:06:49,420 --> 00:06:49,430 america the beautiful' one big 287 00:06:49,430 --> 00:06:51,940 america the beautiful' one big transcontinental commercial cesspool and 288 00:06:51,940 --> 00:06:51,950 transcontinental commercial cesspool and 289 00:06:51,950 --> 00:06:53,470 transcontinental commercial cesspool and how do the people feel about all this 290 00:06:53,470 --> 00:06:53,480 how do the people feel about all this 291 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,240 how do the people feel about all this how do people feel about living in a 292 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:55,250 how do people feel about living in a 293 00:06:55,250 --> 00:06:57,310 how do people feel about living in a coast-to-coast shopping mall well they 294 00:06:57,310 --> 00:06:57,320 coast-to-coast shopping mall well they 295 00:06:57,320 --> 00:07:01,900 coast-to-coast shopping mall well they think it's just [ __ ] dandy they think 296 00:07:01,900 --> 00:07:01,910 think it's just [ __ ] dandy they think 297 00:07:01,910 --> 00:07:04,090 think it's just [ __ ] dandy they think it is cool as can be because Americans 298 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:04,100 it is cool as can be because Americans 299 00:07:04,100 --> 00:07:06,580 it is cool as can be because Americans love the mall they love them all that's 300 00:07:06,580 --> 00:07:06,590 love the mall they love them all that's 301 00:07:06,590 --> 00:07:08,620 love the mall they love them all that's where they get to satisfy their two most 302 00:07:08,620 --> 00:07:08,630 where they get to satisfy their two most 303 00:07:08,630 --> 00:07:11,140 where they get to satisfy their two most prominent addictions at the same time 304 00:07:11,140 --> 00:07:11,150 prominent addictions at the same time 305 00:07:11,150 --> 00:07:14,950 prominent addictions at the same time shopping and eatin millions of 306 00:07:14,950 --> 00:07:14,960 shopping and eatin millions of 307 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:17,200 shopping and eatin millions of semi-conscious Americans day after day 308 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:17,210 semi-conscious Americans day after day 309 00:07:17,210 --> 00:07:19,900 semi-conscious Americans day after day shuffling through the malls shopping and 310 00:07:19,900 --> 00:07:19,910 shuffling through the malls shopping and 311 00:07:19,910 --> 00:07:22,420 shuffling through the malls shopping and eating especially eating Americans love 312 00:07:22,420 --> 00:07:22,430 eating especially eating Americans love 313 00:07:22,430 --> 00:07:24,820 eating especially eating Americans love to eat they are there fatally attracted 314 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:24,830 to eat they are there fatally attracted 315 00:07:24,830 --> 00:07:27,610 to eat they are there fatally attracted to the slow death of fast-food hot dogs 316 00:07:27,610 --> 00:07:27,620 to the slow death of fast-food hot dogs 317 00:07:27,620 --> 00:07:29,380 to the slow death of fast-food hot dogs corn dogs triple bacon cheeseburgers 318 00:07:29,380 --> 00:07:29,390 corn dogs triple bacon cheeseburgers 319 00:07:29,390 --> 00:07:30,880 corn dogs triple bacon cheeseburgers deep-fried butter dippin pork fat and 320 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:30,890 deep-fried butter dippin pork fat and 321 00:07:30,890 --> 00:07:32,770 deep-fried butter dippin pork fat and Cheez Whiz mayonnaise soaked barbecued 322 00:07:32,770 --> 00:07:32,780 Cheez Whiz mayonnaise soaked barbecued 323 00:07:32,780 --> 00:07:34,660 Cheez Whiz mayonnaise soaked barbecued mozzarella patty melts Americans will 324 00:07:34,660 --> 00:07:34,670 mozzarella patty melts Americans will 325 00:07:34,670 --> 00:07:37,420 mozzarella patty melts Americans will eat anything anything hey if you were 326 00:07:37,420 --> 00:07:37,430 eat anything anything hey if you were 327 00:07:37,430 --> 00:07:40,060 eat anything anything hey if you were selling sauteed raccoons [ __ ] on a 328 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:40,070 selling sauteed raccoons [ __ ] on a 329 00:07:40,070 --> 00:07:41,880 selling sauteed raccoons [ __ ] on a stick 330 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:41,890 stick 331 00:07:41,890 --> 00:07:44,820 stick Americans would buy them and eat them 332 00:07:44,820 --> 00:07:44,830 Americans would buy them and eat them 333 00:07:44,830 --> 00:07:47,980 Americans would buy them and eat them these people these people are efficient 334 00:07:47,980 --> 00:07:47,990 these people these people are efficient 335 00:07:47,990 --> 00:07:50,740 these people these people are efficient professional compulsive consumers that's 336 00:07:50,740 --> 00:07:50,750 professional compulsive consumers that's 337 00:07:50,750 --> 00:07:52,480 professional compulsive consumers that's it and they think of that as their as 338 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:52,490 it and they think of that as their as 339 00:07:52,490 --> 00:07:55,090 it and they think of that as their as their national pride it's their civic 340 00:07:55,090 --> 00:07:55,100 their national pride it's their civic 341 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:57,550 their national pride it's their civic duty consumption mr. new national 342 00:07:57,550 --> 00:07:57,560 duty consumption mr. new national 343 00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:00,160 duty consumption mr. new national pastime [ __ ] baseball its consumption 344 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:00,170 pastime [ __ ] baseball its consumption 345 00:08:00,170 --> 00:08:03,370 pastime [ __ ] baseball its consumption the only true lasting American value 346 00:08:03,370 --> 00:08:03,380 the only true lasting American value 347 00:08:03,380 --> 00:08:06,640 the only true lasting American value that's left buying things buying things 348 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:06,650 that's left buying things buying things 349 00:08:06,650 --> 00:08:08,260 that's left buying things buying things people spending money they don't have on 350 00:08:08,260 --> 00:08:08,270 people spending money they don't have on 351 00:08:08,270 --> 00:08:10,150 people spending money they don't have on things they don't need money they don't 352 00:08:10,150 --> 00:08:10,160 things they don't need money they don't 353 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:12,040 things they don't need money they don't have on things they don't need so they 354 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:12,050 have on things they don't need so they 355 00:08:12,050 --> 00:08:13,570 have on things they don't need so they can max out their credit cards and spend 356 00:08:13,570 --> 00:08:13,580 can max out their credit cards and spend 357 00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:15,010 can max out their credit cards and spend the rest of their lives paying 18% 358 00:08:15,010 --> 00:08:15,020 the rest of their lives paying 18% 359 00:08:15,020 --> 00:08:16,720 the rest of their lives paying 18% interest on something to cost twelve 360 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:16,730 interest on something to cost twelve 361 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:19,060 interest on something to cost twelve fifty and they didn't like it when they 362 00:08:19,060 --> 00:08:19,070 fifty and they didn't like it when they 363 00:08:19,070 --> 00:08:21,520 fifty and they didn't like it when they got at home anyway not too bright folks 364 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:21,530 got at home anyway not too bright folks 365 00:08:21,530 --> 00:08:24,000 got at home anyway not too bright folks not too [ __ ] bright but 366 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:24,010 not too [ __ ] bright but 367 00:08:24,010 --> 00:08:25,500 not too [ __ ] bright but well I think things I'll be named for 368 00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:25,510 well I think things I'll be named for 369 00:08:25,510 --> 00:08:26,460 well I think things I'll be named for what they are I think gonna be a little 370 00:08:26,460 --> 00:08:26,470 what they are I think gonna be a little 371 00:08:26,470 --> 00:08:27,840 what they are I think gonna be a little more truth in names you know they've 372 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:27,850 more truth in names you know they've 373 00:08:27,850 --> 00:08:30,090 more truth in names you know they've tried to clean up clean up advertising 374 00:08:30,090 --> 00:08:30,100 tried to clean up clean up advertising 375 00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:31,380 tried to clean up clean up advertising claims let him clean up some of the 376 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:31,390 claims let him clean up some of the 377 00:08:31,390 --> 00:08:34,110 claims let him clean up some of the names like Excel oh and me and base 378 00:08:34,110 --> 00:08:34,120 names like Excel oh and me and base 379 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:38,010 names like Excel oh and me and base top [ __ ] what things we call what 380 00:08:38,010 --> 00:08:38,020 top [ __ ] what things we call what 381 00:08:38,020 --> 00:08:39,500 top [ __ ] what things we call what they are like to bring out a new car the 382 00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:39,510 they are like to bring out a new car the 383 00:08:39,510 --> 00:08:50,700 they are like to bring out a new car the 1977 piece of [ __ ] 384 00:08:50,700 --> 00:08:50,710 385 00:08:50,710 --> 00:08:56,810 a division of United consumer [ __ ] 386 00:08:56,810 --> 00:08:56,820 387 00:08:56,820 --> 00:08:58,830 you know whenever you're exposed to 388 00:08:58,830 --> 00:08:58,840 you know whenever you're exposed to 389 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:01,350 you know whenever you're exposed to advertising in this country you realize 390 00:09:01,350 --> 00:09:01,360 advertising in this country you realize 391 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:03,570 advertising in this country you realize all over again that America's leading 392 00:09:03,570 --> 00:09:03,580 all over again that America's leading 393 00:09:03,580 --> 00:09:06,300 all over again that America's leading industry is still the manufacture 394 00:09:06,300 --> 00:09:06,310 industry is still the manufacture 395 00:09:06,310 --> 00:09:08,610 industry is still the manufacture distribution packaging and marketing of 396 00:09:08,610 --> 00:09:08,620 distribution packaging and marketing of 397 00:09:08,620 --> 00:09:12,500 distribution packaging and marketing of [ __ ] high quality [ __ ] 398 00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:12,510 [ __ ] high quality [ __ ] 399 00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:16,820 [ __ ] high quality [ __ ] world-class designer [ __ ] to be sure 400 00:09:16,820 --> 00:09:16,830 world-class designer [ __ ] to be sure 401 00:09:16,830 --> 00:09:19,350 world-class designer [ __ ] to be sure hospital tested clinically proven 402 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:19,360 hospital tested clinically proven 403 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:22,980 hospital tested clinically proven [ __ ] but [ __ ] nonetheless and it 404 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:22,990 [ __ ] but [ __ ] nonetheless and it 405 00:09:22,990 --> 00:09:24,960 [ __ ] but [ __ ] nonetheless and it always amuses me that so many people 406 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:24,970 always amuses me that so many people 407 00:09:24,970 --> 00:09:27,420 always amuses me that so many people seem to think that [ __ ] only comes 408 00:09:27,420 --> 00:09:27,430 seem to think that [ __ ] only comes 409 00:09:27,430 --> 00:09:29,220 seem to think that [ __ ] only comes from certain sources you know 410 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:29,230 from certain sources you know 411 00:09:29,230 --> 00:09:32,340 from certain sources you know advertising politicians salesmen not 412 00:09:32,340 --> 00:09:32,350 advertising politicians salesmen not 413 00:09:32,350 --> 00:09:34,970 advertising politicians salesmen not true [ __ ] is everywhere 414 00:09:34,970 --> 00:09:34,980 true [ __ ] is everywhere 415 00:09:34,980 --> 00:09:38,670 true [ __ ] is everywhere [ __ ] is rampant parents are full of 416 00:09:38,670 --> 00:09:38,680 [ __ ] is rampant parents are full of 417 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:41,520 [ __ ] is rampant parents are full of [ __ ] teaches a foolish [ __ ] clergymen 418 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:41,530 [ __ ] teaches a foolish [ __ ] clergymen 419 00:09:41,530 --> 00:09:43,530 [ __ ] teaches a foolish [ __ ] clergymen are full of [ __ ] law-enforcement people 420 00:09:43,530 --> 00:09:43,540 are full of [ __ ] law-enforcement people 421 00:09:43,540 --> 00:09:46,320 are full of [ __ ] law-enforcement people are foolish yet the entire country is 422 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:46,330 are foolish yet the entire country is 423 00:09:46,330 --> 00:09:49,920 are foolish yet the entire country is completely full of [ __ ] in fact this 424 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:49,930 completely full of [ __ ] in fact this 425 00:09:49,930 --> 00:09:52,140 completely full of [ __ ] in fact this country was founded by a group of slave 426 00:09:52,140 --> 00:09:52,150 country was founded by a group of slave 427 00:09:52,150 --> 00:09:53,790 country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us that all men are 428 00:09:53,790 --> 00:09:53,800 owners who told us that all men are 429 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:56,960 owners who told us that all men are created equal that is what's known as 430 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:56,970 created equal that is what's known as 431 00:09:56,970 --> 00:10:03,310 created equal that is what's known as being stunningly stunningly foolish yet 432 00:10:03,310 --> 00:10:03,320 being stunningly stunningly foolish yet 433 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:11,110 being stunningly stunningly foolish yet you know and I think people show their 434 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:11,120 you know and I think people show their 435 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:12,220 you know and I think people show their ignorance when they say they want 436 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:12,230 ignorance when they say they want 437 00:10:12,230 --> 00:10:15,280 ignorance when they say they want politicians to be honest what are these 438 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:15,290 politicians to be honest what are these 439 00:10:15,290 --> 00:10:16,600 politicians to be honest what are these people talking about 440 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:16,610 people talking about 441 00:10:16,610 --> 00:10:19,660 people talking about if honesty was suddenly introduced into 442 00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:19,670 if honesty was suddenly introduced into 443 00:10:19,670 --> 00:10:22,200 if honesty was suddenly introduced into politics it would throw everything off 444 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:22,210 politics it would throw everything off 445 00:10:22,210 --> 00:10:25,900 politics it would throw everything off the whole system would collapse and I 446 00:10:25,900 --> 00:10:25,910 the whole system would collapse and I 447 00:10:25,910 --> 00:10:27,640 the whole system would collapse and I think deep down the American people know 448 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:27,650 think deep down the American people know 449 00:10:27,650 --> 00:10:29,620 think deep down the American people know that the American people like their 450 00:10:29,620 --> 00:10:29,630 that the American people like their 451 00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:32,320 that the American people like their [ __ ] out front where they can get a 452 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:32,330 [ __ ] out front where they can get a 453 00:10:32,330 --> 00:10:35,980 [ __ ] out front where they can get a good strong whiff of it that's why they 454 00:10:35,980 --> 00:10:35,990 good strong whiff of it that's why they 455 00:10:35,990 --> 00:10:38,040 good strong whiff of it that's why they reelected Clinton 456 00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:38,050 reelected Clinton 457 00:10:38,050 --> 00:10:43,900 reelected Clinton listen Clinton might be full of [ __ ] but 458 00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:43,910 listen Clinton might be full of [ __ ] but 459 00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:46,280 listen Clinton might be full of [ __ ] but he lets you know it 460 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:46,290 he lets you know it 461 00:10:46,290 --> 00:10:50,050 he lets you know it don't try to hide it I'm on honest man 462 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:50,060 don't try to hide it I'm on honest man 463 00:10:50,060 --> 00:10:54,770 don't try to hide it I'm on honest man [ __ ] [ __ ] people don't believe 464 00:10:54,770 --> 00:10:54,780 [ __ ] [ __ ] people don't believe 465 00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:57,530 [ __ ] [ __ ] people don't believe that [ __ ] Clinton said hi I'm full of 466 00:10:57,530 --> 00:10:57,540 that [ __ ] Clinton said hi I'm full of 467 00:10:57,540 --> 00:11:00,100 that [ __ ] Clinton said hi I'm full of [ __ ] and how do you like that 468 00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:00,110 [ __ ] and how do you like that 469 00:11:00,110 --> 00:11:04,900 [ __ ] and how do you like that and the people said at least he's honest 470 00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:04,910 and the people said at least he's honest 471 00:11:04,910 --> 00:11:09,509 and the people said at least he's honest ladies honest about being full of [ __ ] 472 00:11:09,509 --> 00:11:09,519 473 00:11:09,519 --> 00:11:12,460 it's like the business world all 474 00:11:12,460 --> 00:11:12,470 it's like the business world all 475 00:11:12,470 --> 00:11:15,059 it's like the business world all businessmen are completely foolish yet 476 00:11:15,059 --> 00:11:15,069 businessmen are completely foolish yet 477 00:11:15,069 --> 00:11:17,350 businessmen are completely foolish yet just the worst kind of people you could 478 00:11:17,350 --> 00:11:17,360 just the worst kind of people you could 479 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:19,809 just the worst kind of people you could ever want to run into businessmen and 480 00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:19,819 ever want to run into businessmen and 481 00:11:19,819 --> 00:11:21,759 ever want to run into businessmen and the proof of it is they don't even trust 482 00:11:21,759 --> 00:11:21,769 the proof of it is they don't even trust 483 00:11:21,769 --> 00:11:23,949 the proof of it is they don't even trust each other then I'll trust each other 484 00:11:23,949 --> 00:11:23,959 each other then I'll trust each other 485 00:11:23,959 --> 00:11:25,809 each other then I'll trust each other when a businessman is negotiating a deal 486 00:11:25,809 --> 00:11:25,819 when a businessman is negotiating a deal 487 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,519 when a businessman is negotiating a deal the first thing he does is to 488 00:11:27,519 --> 00:11:27,529 the first thing he does is to 489 00:11:27,529 --> 00:11:29,920 the first thing he does is to automatically assume that the other guy 490 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:29,930 automatically assume that the other guy 491 00:11:29,930 --> 00:11:32,139 automatically assume that the other guy is a complete lying prick 492 00:11:32,139 --> 00:11:32,149 is a complete lying prick 493 00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:35,290 is a complete lying prick who's trying to [ __ ] him on the deal so 494 00:11:35,290 --> 00:11:35,300 who's trying to [ __ ] him on the deal so 495 00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:36,879 who's trying to [ __ ] him on the deal so he has to do everything he can to [ __ ] 496 00:11:36,879 --> 00:11:36,889 he has to do everything he can to [ __ ] 497 00:11:36,889 --> 00:11:38,470 he has to do everything he can to [ __ ] the other guy a little bit harder and a 498 00:11:38,470 --> 00:11:38,480 the other guy a little bit harder and a 499 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:41,410 the other guy a little bit harder and a little bit faster and then when it comes 500 00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:41,420 little bit faster and then when it comes 501 00:11:41,420 --> 00:11:43,660 little bit faster and then when it comes to dealing with customers that's when 502 00:11:43,660 --> 00:11:43,670 to dealing with customers that's when 503 00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:46,030 to dealing with customers that's when you get the big smile that's when you 504 00:11:46,030 --> 00:11:46,040 you get the big smile that's when you 505 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:48,819 you get the big smile that's when you get the big smile businessman always has 506 00:11:48,819 --> 00:11:48,829 get the big smile businessman always has 507 00:11:48,829 --> 00:11:51,249 get the big smile businessman always has that big smile on his face as he 508 00:11:51,249 --> 00:11:51,259 that big smile on his face as he 509 00:11:51,259 --> 00:11:53,980 that big smile on his face as he carefully positions himself directly 510 00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:53,990 carefully positions himself directly 511 00:11:53,990 --> 00:11:57,580 carefully positions himself directly behind the customer 512 00:11:57,580 --> 00:11:57,590 513 00:11:57,590 --> 00:12:03,220 unzips his pants and services the 514 00:12:03,220 --> 00:12:03,230 unzips his pants and services the 515 00:12:03,230 --> 00:12:08,590 unzips his pants and services the account 516 00:12:08,590 --> 00:12:08,600 517 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:12,940 we specialize in customer service you 518 00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:12,950 we specialize in customer service you 519 00:12:12,950 --> 00:12:14,820 we specialize in customer service you heard that now you know what it means 520 00:12:14,820 --> 00:12:14,830 heard that now you know what it means 521 00:12:14,830 --> 00:12:18,100 heard that now you know what it means whoever coined the phrase let the buyer 522 00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:18,110 whoever coined the phrase let the buyer 523 00:12:18,110 --> 00:12:21,190 whoever coined the phrase let the buyer beware was probably bleeding from the 524 00:12:21,190 --> 00:12:21,200 beware was probably bleeding from the 525 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:29,860 beware was probably bleeding from the [ __ ] 526 00:12:29,860 --> 00:12:29,870 527 00:12:29,870 --> 00:12:31,850 advertising sells you things you don't 528 00:12:31,850 --> 00:12:31,860 advertising sells you things you don't 529 00:12:31,860 --> 00:12:33,170 advertising sells you things you don't need and can't afford that are 530 00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:33,180 need and can't afford that are 531 00:12:33,180 --> 00:12:36,200 need and can't afford that are overpriced and don't work and they do it 532 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:36,210 overpriced and don't work and they do it 533 00:12:36,210 --> 00:12:37,940 overpriced and don't work and they do it by exploiting your fears and 534 00:12:37,940 --> 00:12:37,950 by exploiting your fears and 535 00:12:37,950 --> 00:12:39,920 by exploiting your fears and insecurities and if you don't have any 536 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:39,930 insecurities and if you don't have any 537 00:12:39,930 --> 00:12:42,230 insecurities and if you don't have any they'll be glad to give you a few by 538 00:12:42,230 --> 00:12:42,240 they'll be glad to give you a few by 539 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:43,940 they'll be glad to give you a few by showing you a nice picture of a woman 540 00:12:43,940 --> 00:12:43,950 showing you a nice picture of a woman 541 00:12:43,950 --> 00:12:47,090 showing you a nice picture of a woman with big tits that's the essence of 542 00:12:47,090 --> 00:12:47,100 with big tits that's the essence of 543 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:51,440 with big tits that's the essence of advertising big tits threatening Li big 544 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:51,450 advertising big tits threatening Li big 545 00:12:51,450 --> 00:12:53,260 advertising big tits threatening Li big tits 546 00:12:53,260 --> 00:12:53,270 tits 547 00:12:53,270 --> 00:12:55,400 tits speaking of big tits what about show 548 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:55,410 speaking of big tits what about show 549 00:12:55,410 --> 00:12:57,950 speaking of big tits what about show business show biz is completely 550 00:12:57,950 --> 00:12:57,960 business show biz is completely 551 00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:00,680 business show biz is completely dishonest corrupt and full of [ __ ] but 552 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:00,690 dishonest corrupt and full of [ __ ] but 553 00:13:00,690 --> 00:13:02,380 dishonest corrupt and full of [ __ ] but in a nice way 554 00:13:02,380 --> 00:13:02,390 in a nice way 555 00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:04,940 in a nice way plenty of expensive drugs and perverted 556 00:13:04,940 --> 00:13:04,950 plenty of expensive drugs and perverted 557 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:07,910 plenty of expensive drugs and perverted sex you're gonna be full of [ __ ] might 558 00:13:07,910 --> 00:13:07,920 sex you're gonna be full of [ __ ] might 559 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:12,110 sex you're gonna be full of [ __ ] might as well enjoy your work then you have 560 00:13:12,110 --> 00:13:12,120 as well enjoy your work then you have 561 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:14,540 as well enjoy your work then you have the media not just the news media let's 562 00:13:14,540 --> 00:13:14,550 the media not just the news media let's 563 00:13:14,550 --> 00:13:17,480 the media not just the news media let's include them all the media are almost 564 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:17,490 include them all the media are almost 565 00:13:17,490 --> 00:13:20,270 include them all the media are almost literally exploding with [ __ ] 566 00:13:20,270 --> 00:13:20,280 literally exploding with [ __ ] 567 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:22,700 literally exploding with [ __ ] because they're located right at the 568 00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:22,710 because they're located right at the 569 00:13:22,710 --> 00:13:25,610 because they're located right at the crossroads of all the other [ __ ] the 570 00:13:25,610 --> 00:13:25,620 crossroads of all the other [ __ ] the 571 00:13:25,620 --> 00:13:27,970 crossroads of all the other [ __ ] the media are made up of equal parts 572 00:13:27,970 --> 00:13:27,980 media are made up of equal parts 573 00:13:27,980 --> 00:13:32,540 media are made up of equal parts advertising politics business public 574 00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:32,550 advertising politics business public 575 00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:35,180 advertising politics business public relations and show business these people 576 00:13:35,180 --> 00:13:35,190 relations and show business these people 577 00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:37,810 relations and show business these people is sitting right at [ __ ] junction 578 00:13:37,810 --> 00:13:37,820 is sitting right at [ __ ] junction 579 00:13:37,820 --> 00:13:40,070 is sitting right at [ __ ] junction there's enough [ __ ] in the media 580 00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:40,080 there's enough [ __ ] in the media 581 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:43,690 there's enough [ __ ] in the media protects us to open a branch office 582 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:43,700 protects us to open a branch office 583 00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:45,520 protects us to open a branch office and you still have enough left over to 584 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:45,530 and you still have enough left over to 585 00:13:45,530 --> 00:13:47,500 and you still have enough left over to start two law firms in a Christian 586 00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:47,510 start two law firms in a Christian 587 00:13:47,510 --> 00:13:54,070 start two law firms in a Christian bookstore 588 00:13:54,070 --> 00:13:54,080 589 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:57,310 because folks I gotta tell you when it 590 00:13:57,310 --> 00:13:57,320 because folks I gotta tell you when it 591 00:13:57,320 --> 00:14:00,579 because folks I gotta tell you when it comes to [ __ ] truly major-league 592 00:14:00,579 --> 00:14:00,589 comes to [ __ ] truly major-league 593 00:14:00,589 --> 00:14:04,030 comes to [ __ ] truly major-league [ __ ] you have to stand back in awe 594 00:14:04,030 --> 00:14:04,040 [ __ ] you have to stand back in awe 595 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:07,240 [ __ ] you have to stand back in awe in awe of the all-time heavyweight 596 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:07,250 in awe of the all-time heavyweight 597 00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:09,699 in awe of the all-time heavyweight champion of false promises and 598 00:14:09,699 --> 00:14:09,709 champion of false promises and 599 00:14:09,709 --> 00:14:13,420 champion of false promises and exaggerated claims religion organized 600 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:13,430 exaggerated claims religion organized 601 00:14:13,430 --> 00:14:17,160 exaggerated claims religion organized religion it's no contest 602 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:17,170 religion it's no contest 603 00:14:17,170 --> 00:14:20,680 religion it's no contest religion easily easily has the best 604 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:20,690 religion easily easily has the best 605 00:14:20,690 --> 00:14:23,470 religion easily easily has the best [ __ ] story of all time think about 606 00:14:23,470 --> 00:14:23,480 [ __ ] story of all time think about 607 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:24,569 [ __ ] story of all time think about it 608 00:14:24,569 --> 00:14:24,579 it 609 00:14:24,579 --> 00:14:28,150 it religion has convinced people that 610 00:14:28,150 --> 00:14:28,160 religion has convinced people that 611 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:31,180 religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the 612 00:14:31,180 --> 00:14:31,190 there's an invisible man living in the 613 00:14:31,190 --> 00:14:35,889 there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do every 614 00:14:35,889 --> 00:14:35,899 sky who watches everything you do every 615 00:14:35,899 --> 00:14:39,430 sky who watches everything you do every minute of every day and the invisible 616 00:14:39,430 --> 00:14:39,440 minute of every day and the invisible 617 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:43,720 minute of every day and the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he 618 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:43,730 man has a list of ten specific things he 619 00:14:43,730 --> 00:14:46,600 man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do and if you do any 620 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:46,610 doesn't want you to do and if you do any 621 00:14:46,610 --> 00:14:49,150 doesn't want you to do and if you do any of these things he will send you to a 622 00:14:49,150 --> 00:14:49,160 of these things he will send you to a 623 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:55,380 of these things he will send you to a special place of burning in fire smoking 624 00:14:55,380 --> 00:14:55,390 special place of burning in fire smoking 625 00:14:55,390 --> 00:14:58,240 special place of burning in fire smoking torture and anguish for you to live 626 00:14:58,240 --> 00:14:58,250 torture and anguish for you to live 627 00:14:58,250 --> 00:15:01,660 torture and anguish for you to live forever and suffer and burn and scream 628 00:15:01,660 --> 00:15:01,670 forever and suffer and burn and scream 629 00:15:01,670 --> 00:15:13,390 forever and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time but he loves you 630 00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:13,400 631 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:21,580 he loves you and he needs money he 632 00:15:21,580 --> 00:15:21,590 he loves you and he needs money he 633 00:15:21,590 --> 00:15:24,980 he loves you and he needs money he always needs money 634 00:15:24,980 --> 00:15:24,990 always needs money 635 00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:27,080 always needs money he's all-powerful all present 636 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:27,090 he's all-powerful all present 637 00:15:27,090 --> 00:15:30,350 he's all-powerful all present all-knowing and all-wise just can't 638 00:15:30,350 --> 00:15:30,360 all-knowing and all-wise just can't 639 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:38,270 all-knowing and all-wise just can't handle money religion takes in billions 640 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:38,280 handle money religion takes in billions 641 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:40,910 handle money religion takes in billions and billions of dollars they pay no 642 00:15:40,910 --> 00:15:40,920 and billions of dollars they pay no 643 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:43,960 and billions of dollars they pay no taxes and somehow they always need money 644 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:43,970 taxes and somehow they always need money 645 00:15:43,970 --> 00:15:47,870 taxes and somehow they always need money you talk about a good [ __ ] story if 646 00:15:47,870 --> 00:15:47,880 you talk about a good [ __ ] story if 647 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:56,980 you talk about a good [ __ ] story if I may be permitted a small pun holy [ __ ] 648 00:15:56,980 --> 00:15:56,990 649 00:15:56,990 --> 00:16:01,250 okay it's been a little while it's been 650 00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:01,260 okay it's been a little while it's been 651 00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:02,690 okay it's been a little while it's been a little while since I've been here and 652 00:16:02,690 --> 00:16:02,700 a little while since I've been here and 653 00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:03,710 a little while since I've been here and a couple of things that happened in that 654 00:16:03,710 --> 00:16:03,720 a couple of things that happened in that 655 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:05,960 a couple of things that happened in that time I'd like to talk a little bit about 656 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:05,970 time I'd like to talk a little bit about 657 00:16:05,970 --> 00:16:10,850 time I'd like to talk a little bit about the war in the Persian Gulf tunes in the 658 00:16:10,850 --> 00:16:10,860 the war in the Persian Gulf tunes in the 659 00:16:10,860 --> 00:16:12,170 the war in the Persian Gulf tunes in the Persian Gulf you know my favorite part 660 00:16:12,170 --> 00:16:12,180 Persian Gulf you know my favorite part 661 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,150 Persian Gulf you know my favorite part of that war it's the first war we ever 662 00:16:14,150 --> 00:16:14,160 of that war it's the first war we ever 663 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:17,230 of that war it's the first war we ever had that was on every channel plus cable 664 00:16:17,230 --> 00:16:17,240 had that was on every channel plus cable 665 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:20,420 had that was on every channel plus cable and the war got good ratings too didn't 666 00:16:20,420 --> 00:16:20,430 and the war got good ratings too didn't 667 00:16:20,430 --> 00:16:24,170 and the war got good ratings too didn't it got good ratings well we like war we 668 00:16:24,170 --> 00:16:24,180 it got good ratings well we like war we 669 00:16:24,180 --> 00:16:27,650 it got good ratings well we like war we like war we're a warlike people we like 670 00:16:27,650 --> 00:16:27,660 like war we're a warlike people we like 671 00:16:27,660 --> 00:16:29,330 like war we're a warlike people we like war because we're good at it 672 00:16:29,330 --> 00:16:29,340 war because we're good at it 673 00:16:29,340 --> 00:16:30,740 war because we're good at it you know why we're good at it because we 674 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:30,750 you know why we're good at it because we 675 00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:33,590 you know why we're good at it because we get a lot of practice this country's 676 00:16:33,590 --> 00:16:33,600 get a lot of practice this country's 677 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,390 get a lot of practice this country's only 200 years old and already we've had 678 00:16:35,390 --> 00:16:35,400 only 200 years old and already we've had 679 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:38,780 only 200 years old and already we've had 10 major Wars we average a major war 680 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:38,790 10 major Wars we average a major war 681 00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:41,000 10 major Wars we average a major war every 20 years in this country so we're 682 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:41,010 every 20 years in this country so we're 683 00:16:41,010 --> 00:16:41,690 every 20 years in this country so we're good at it 684 00:16:41,690 --> 00:16:41,700 good at it 685 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,760 good at it and it's a good thing we are we're not 686 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:43,770 and it's a good thing we are we're not 687 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:46,670 and it's a good thing we are we're not very good at anything else anymore 688 00:16:46,670 --> 00:16:46,680 very good at anything else anymore 689 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:49,490 very good at anything else anymore can't build a decent car can't make a TV 690 00:16:49,490 --> 00:16:49,500 can't build a decent car can't make a TV 691 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:52,510 can't build a decent car can't make a TV set or a VCR worth the [ __ ] 692 00:16:52,510 --> 00:16:52,520 set or a VCR worth the [ __ ] 693 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:55,280 set or a VCR worth the [ __ ] got no steel industry left can't educate 694 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:55,290 got no steel industry left can't educate 695 00:16:55,290 --> 00:16:56,750 got no steel industry left can't educate our young people can't get health care 696 00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:56,760 our young people can't get health care 697 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:58,580 our young people can't get health care to our old people but we can bomb the 698 00:16:58,580 --> 00:16:58,590 to our old people but we can bomb the 699 00:16:58,590 --> 00:17:08,720 to our old people but we can bomb the [ __ ] out of your country all right 700 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:08,730 701 00:17:08,730 --> 00:17:10,950 especially if your country is full of 702 00:17:10,950 --> 00:17:10,960 especially if your country is full of 703 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:15,030 especially if your country is full of brown people oh we like that don't we 704 00:17:15,030 --> 00:17:15,040 brown people oh we like that don't we 705 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:18,210 brown people oh we like that don't we that's our hobby that's our new job in 706 00:17:18,210 --> 00:17:18,220 that's our hobby that's our new job in 707 00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:21,810 that's our hobby that's our new job in the world bombing brown people Iraq 708 00:17:21,810 --> 00:17:21,820 the world bombing brown people Iraq 709 00:17:21,820 --> 00:17:24,180 the world bombing brown people Iraq Panama Grenada Libya you got some brown 710 00:17:24,180 --> 00:17:24,190 Panama Grenada Libya you got some brown 711 00:17:24,190 --> 00:17:25,530 Panama Grenada Libya you got some brown people in your country tell them to 712 00:17:25,530 --> 00:17:25,540 people in your country tell them to 713 00:17:25,540 --> 00:17:29,700 people in your country tell them to watch the [ __ ] out or we'll goddamn bomb 714 00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:29,710 watch the [ __ ] out or we'll goddamn bomb 715 00:17:29,710 --> 00:17:32,760 watch the [ __ ] out or we'll goddamn bomb them who when's the last white people 716 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:32,770 them who when's the last white people 717 00:17:32,770 --> 00:17:33,990 them who when's the last white people you can remember that we bombed can you 718 00:17:33,990 --> 00:17:34,000 you can remember that we bombed can you 719 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,400 you can remember that we bombed can you remember the last right can you remember 720 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:35,410 remember the last right can you remember 721 00:17:35,410 --> 00:17:38,280 remember the last right can you remember any white people we've never bombed the 722 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:38,290 any white people we've never bombed the 723 00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:39,870 any white people we've never bombed the Germans those are the only ones and 724 00:17:39,870 --> 00:17:39,880 Germans those are the only ones and 725 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:41,190 Germans those are the only ones and that's only because they were trying to 726 00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:41,200 that's only because they were trying to 727 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:44,730 that's only because they were trying to cut in on our action they wanted to 728 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:44,740 cut in on our action they wanted to 729 00:17:44,740 --> 00:17:47,160 cut in on our action they wanted to dominate the world [ __ ] that's our 730 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:47,170 dominate the world [ __ ] that's our 731 00:17:47,170 --> 00:17:59,280 dominate the world [ __ ] that's our [ __ ] job now we only bomb brown 732 00:17:59,280 --> 00:17:59,290 [ __ ] job now we only bomb brown 733 00:17:59,290 --> 00:18:01,950 [ __ ] job now we only bomb brown people not because they're trying to cut 734 00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:01,960 people not because they're trying to cut 735 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,990 people not because they're trying to cut in on our action just because they're 736 00:18:03,990 --> 00:18:04,000 in on our action just because they're 737 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:07,620 in on our action just because they're brown now you probably noticed I don't 738 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:07,630 brown now you probably noticed I don't 739 00:18:07,630 --> 00:18:10,020 brown now you probably noticed I don't feel about that war the way we were told 740 00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:10,030 feel about that war the way we were told 741 00:18:10,030 --> 00:18:12,060 feel about that war the way we were told we were supposed to feel about that war 742 00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:12,070 we were supposed to feel about that war 743 00:18:12,070 --> 00:18:14,040 we were supposed to feel about that war the way we were ordered and instructed 744 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:14,050 the way we were ordered and instructed 745 00:18:14,050 --> 00:18:16,650 the way we were ordered and instructed by the United States government to feel 746 00:18:16,650 --> 00:18:16,660 by the United States government to feel 747 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:20,520 by the United States government to feel about that war you see I tell you my 748 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:20,530 about that war you see I tell you my 749 00:18:20,530 --> 00:18:22,830 about that war you see I tell you my mind doesn't work that way I got this 750 00:18:22,830 --> 00:18:22,840 mind doesn't work that way I got this 751 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,720 mind doesn't work that way I got this real [ __ ] thing I do it's called 752 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:24,730 real [ __ ] thing I do it's called 753 00:18:24,730 --> 00:18:28,560 real [ __ ] thing I do it's called thinking and I'm not a very good 754 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:28,570 thinking and I'm not a very good 755 00:18:28,570 --> 00:18:30,810 thinking and I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own 756 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:30,820 American because I like to form my own 757 00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:31,890 American because I like to form my own opinions 758 00:18:31,890 --> 00:18:31,900 opinions 759 00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:34,120 opinions I don't just law 760 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:34,130 I don't just law 761 00:18:34,130 --> 00:18:37,120 I don't just law / when I'm told to sad to say most 762 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:37,130 / when I'm told to sad to say most 763 00:18:37,130 --> 00:18:39,790 / when I'm told to sad to say most American has just rolled over on command 764 00:18:39,790 --> 00:18:39,800 American has just rolled over on command 765 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:44,020 American has just rolled over on command not me I have certain rules I live by my 766 00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:44,030 not me I have certain rules I live by my 767 00:18:44,030 --> 00:18:46,570 not me I have certain rules I live by my first rule I don't believe anything the 768 00:18:46,570 --> 00:18:46,580 first rule I don't believe anything the 769 00:18:46,580 --> 00:18:55,900 first rule I don't believe anything the government tells me nothing and I don't 770 00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:55,910 government tells me nothing and I don't 771 00:18:55,910 --> 00:18:58,270 government tells me nothing and I don't take very seriously the media or the 772 00:18:58,270 --> 00:18:58,280 take very seriously the media or the 773 00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:00,550 take very seriously the media or the press in this country who in the case of 774 00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:00,560 press in this country who in the case of 775 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,080 press in this country who in the case of the Persian Gulf War were nothing more 776 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:02,090 the Persian Gulf War were nothing more 777 00:19:02,090 --> 00:19:04,390 the Persian Gulf War were nothing more than unpaid employees of the Department 778 00:19:04,390 --> 00:19:04,400 than unpaid employees of the Department 779 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:07,540 than unpaid employees of the Department of Defense and who most of the time most 780 00:19:07,540 --> 00:19:07,550 of Defense and who most of the time most 781 00:19:07,550 --> 00:19:09,040 of Defense and who most of the time most of the time function is kind of an 782 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:09,050 of the time function is kind of an 783 00:19:09,050 --> 00:19:11,170 of the time function is kind of an unofficial public relations agency for 784 00:19:11,170 --> 00:19:11,180 unofficial public relations agency for 785 00:19:11,180 --> 00:19:13,270 unofficial public relations agency for the United States government so I don't 786 00:19:13,270 --> 00:19:13,280 the United States government so I don't 787 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:15,160 the United States government so I don't listen to them I don't really believe in 788 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:15,170 listen to them I don't really believe in 789 00:19:15,170 --> 00:19:17,140 listen to them I don't really believe in my country and I gotta tell you folks I 790 00:19:17,140 --> 00:19:17,150 my country and I gotta tell you folks I 791 00:19:17,150 --> 00:19:19,480 my country and I gotta tell you folks I don't get all choked up about yellow 792 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:19,490 don't get all choked up about yellow 793 00:19:19,490 --> 00:19:22,300 don't get all choked up about yellow ribbons and American flags I consider 794 00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:22,310 ribbons and American flags I consider 795 00:19:22,310 --> 00:19:25,540 ribbons and American flags I consider them I consider them to be symbols and I 796 00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:25,550 them I consider them to be symbols and I 797 00:19:25,550 --> 00:19:29,850 them I consider them to be symbols and I leave symbols to the symbol minded I 798 00:19:29,850 --> 00:19:29,860 leave symbols to the symbol minded I 799 00:19:29,860 --> 00:19:33,040 leave symbols to the symbol minded I look at more a little bit differently to 800 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:33,050 look at more a little bit differently to 801 00:19:33,050 --> 00:19:35,460 look at more a little bit differently to me war is a lot of prick waving okay 802 00:19:35,460 --> 00:19:35,470 me war is a lot of prick waving okay 803 00:19:35,470 --> 00:19:37,840 me war is a lot of prick waving okay simple thing that's all it is war is a 804 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:37,850 simple thing that's all it is war is a 805 00:19:37,850 --> 00:19:39,490 simple thing that's all it is war is a whole lot of men standing out in the 806 00:19:39,490 --> 00:19:39,500 whole lot of men standing out in the 807 00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:43,020 whole lot of men standing out in the field waving their pricks at one another 808 00:19:43,020 --> 00:19:43,030 field waving their pricks at one another 809 00:19:43,030 --> 00:19:46,150 field waving their pricks at one another men are insecure about the size of their 810 00:19:46,150 --> 00:19:46,160 men are insecure about the size of their 811 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:47,590 men are insecure about the size of their dicks and so they have to kill one 812 00:19:47,590 --> 00:19:47,600 dicks and so they have to kill one 813 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:53,180 dicks and so they have to kill one another over the idea 814 00:19:53,180 --> 00:19:53,190 815 00:19:53,190 --> 00:19:55,339 that's what all that [ __ ] Jacques 816 00:19:55,339 --> 00:19:55,349 that's what all that [ __ ] Jacques 817 00:19:55,349 --> 00:19:57,889 that's what all that [ __ ] Jacques [ __ ] is all about that's what all 818 00:19:57,889 --> 00:19:57,899 [ __ ] is all about that's what all 819 00:19:57,899 --> 00:20:01,159 [ __ ] is all about that's what all that adolescent macho male posturing and 820 00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:01,169 that adolescent macho male posturing and 821 00:20:01,169 --> 00:20:03,229 that adolescent macho male posturing and strutting in bars and locker rooms is 822 00:20:03,229 --> 00:20:03,239 strutting in bars and locker rooms is 823 00:20:03,239 --> 00:20:03,950 strutting in bars and locker rooms is all about 824 00:20:03,950 --> 00:20:03,960 all about 825 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:08,779 all about it's called dick fear men are terrified 826 00:20:08,779 --> 00:20:08,789 it's called dick fear men are terrified 827 00:20:08,789 --> 00:20:10,789 it's called dick fear men are terrified that their tricks are inadequate and so 828 00:20:10,789 --> 00:20:10,799 that their tricks are inadequate and so 829 00:20:10,799 --> 00:20:12,320 that their tricks are inadequate and so they have to compete with one another to 830 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:12,330 they have to compete with one another to 831 00:20:12,330 --> 00:20:14,419 they have to compete with one another to feel better about themselves and since 832 00:20:14,419 --> 00:20:14,429 feel better about themselves and since 833 00:20:14,429 --> 00:20:15,759 feel better about themselves and since war is the ultimate competition 834 00:20:15,759 --> 00:20:15,769 war is the ultimate competition 835 00:20:15,769 --> 00:20:18,019 war is the ultimate competition basically men are killing each other in 836 00:20:18,019 --> 00:20:18,029 basically men are killing each other in 837 00:20:18,029 --> 00:20:20,869 basically men are killing each other in order to improve their self-esteem you 838 00:20:20,869 --> 00:20:20,879 order to improve their self-esteem you 839 00:20:20,879 --> 00:20:22,219 order to improve their self-esteem you don't have to be a historian or a 840 00:20:22,219 --> 00:20:22,229 don't have to be a historian or a 841 00:20:22,229 --> 00:20:24,320 don't have to be a historian or a political scientist to see the bigger 842 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:24,330 political scientist to see the bigger 843 00:20:24,330 --> 00:20:28,190 political scientist to see the bigger dick foreign policy theory at work it 844 00:20:28,190 --> 00:20:28,200 dick foreign policy theory at work it 845 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,560 dick foreign policy theory at work it sounds like this what they have bigger 846 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:30,570 sounds like this what they have bigger 847 00:20:30,570 --> 00:20:36,289 sounds like this what they have bigger dicks bomb them and of course the bombs 848 00:20:36,289 --> 00:20:36,299 dicks bomb them and of course the bombs 849 00:20:36,299 --> 00:20:38,570 dicks bomb them and of course the bombs and the rockets and the bullets are all 850 00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:38,580 and the rockets and the bullets are all 851 00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:42,499 and the rockets and the bullets are all shaped like dicks it's a subconscious 852 00:20:42,499 --> 00:20:42,509 shaped like dicks it's a subconscious 853 00:20:42,509 --> 00:20:44,779 shaped like dicks it's a subconscious need to project the penis into other 854 00:20:44,779 --> 00:20:44,789 need to project the penis into other 855 00:20:44,789 --> 00:20:48,859 need to project the penis into other people's affairs it's called [ __ ] 856 00:20:48,859 --> 00:20:48,869 people's affairs it's called [ __ ] 857 00:20:48,869 --> 00:20:55,639 people's affairs it's called [ __ ] with people you know if I had to say to 858 00:20:55,639 --> 00:20:55,649 with people you know if I had to say to 859 00:20:55,649 --> 00:20:57,680 with people you know if I had to say to you what is the answer I would say 860 00:20:57,680 --> 00:20:57,690 you what is the answer I would say 861 00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,479 you what is the answer I would say massive bloodshed I really would 862 00:20:59,479 --> 00:20:59,489 massive bloodshed I really would 863 00:20:59,489 --> 00:21:02,119 massive bloodshed I really would I don't really honestly deep down 864 00:21:02,119 --> 00:21:02,129 I don't really honestly deep down 865 00:21:02,129 --> 00:21:04,339 I don't really honestly deep down believe in political action I think the 866 00:21:04,339 --> 00:21:04,349 believe in political action I think the 867 00:21:04,349 --> 00:21:07,070 believe in political action I think the system contracts and expands as it wants 868 00:21:07,070 --> 00:21:07,080 system contracts and expands as it wants 869 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,619 system contracts and expands as it wants to it accommodates these changes I think 870 00:21:09,619 --> 00:21:09,629 to it accommodates these changes I think 871 00:21:09,629 --> 00:21:10,759 to it accommodates these changes I think the civil rights movement was an 872 00:21:10,759 --> 00:21:10,769 the civil rights movement was an 873 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:12,769 the civil rights movement was an accommodation on the part of the those 874 00:21:12,769 --> 00:21:12,779 accommodation on the part of the those 875 00:21:12,779 --> 00:21:14,749 accommodation on the part of the those who own the country I think they see 876 00:21:14,749 --> 00:21:14,759 who own the country I think they see 877 00:21:14,759 --> 00:21:17,180 who own the country I think they see where their self-interest lies they see 878 00:21:17,180 --> 00:21:17,190 where their self-interest lies they see 879 00:21:17,190 --> 00:21:19,549 where their self-interest lies they see a certain amount of freedom seems good 880 00:21:19,549 --> 00:21:19,559 a certain amount of freedom seems good 881 00:21:19,559 --> 00:21:21,529 a certain amount of freedom seems good an illusion of Liberty give these people 882 00:21:21,529 --> 00:21:21,539 an illusion of Liberty give these people 883 00:21:21,539 --> 00:21:23,690 an illusion of Liberty give these people give these people a voting day every 884 00:21:23,690 --> 00:21:23,700 give these people a voting day every 885 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,190 give these people a voting day every year so that they'll have the illusion 886 00:21:25,190 --> 00:21:25,200 year so that they'll have the illusion 887 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:28,190 year so that they'll have the illusion of meaningless choice meaningless choice 888 00:21:28,190 --> 00:21:28,200 of meaningless choice meaningless choice 889 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,710 of meaningless choice meaningless choice that we go like slaves and say Joe I 890 00:21:30,710 --> 00:21:30,720 that we go like slaves and say Joe I 891 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:32,930 that we go like slaves and say Joe I voted the limits of debate in this 892 00:21:32,930 --> 00:21:32,940 voted the limits of debate in this 893 00:21:32,940 --> 00:21:36,200 voted the limits of debate in this country are are established before the 894 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:36,210 country are are established before the 895 00:21:36,210 --> 00:21:37,820 country are are established before the debate even begins and everyone else is 896 00:21:37,820 --> 00:21:37,830 debate even begins and everyone else is 897 00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:39,589 debate even begins and everyone else is marginalized they're made to seem either 898 00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:39,599 marginalized they're made to seem either 899 00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:41,389 marginalized they're made to seem either to be communist or was some sort of 900 00:21:41,389 --> 00:21:41,399 to be communist or was some sort of 901 00:21:41,399 --> 00:21:43,460 to be communist or was some sort of disloyal person a kook there's a word 902 00:21:43,460 --> 00:21:43,470 disloyal person a kook there's a word 903 00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:46,159 disloyal person a kook there's a word and now it's conspiracy say they've made 904 00:21:46,159 --> 00:21:46,169 and now it's conspiracy say they've made 905 00:21:46,169 --> 00:21:47,989 and now it's conspiracy say they've made that something that's that is that it 906 00:21:47,989 --> 00:21:47,999 that something that's that is that it 907 00:21:47,999 --> 00:21:50,419 that something that's that is that it should not be even entertained for a 908 00:21:50,419 --> 00:21:50,429 should not be even entertained for a 909 00:21:50,429 --> 00:21:52,219 should not be even entertained for a minute that powerful people might get 910 00:21:52,219 --> 00:21:52,229 minute that powerful people might get 911 00:21:52,229 --> 00:21:54,499 minute that powerful people might get together and have a plan doesn't happen 912 00:21:54,499 --> 00:21:54,509 together and have a plan doesn't happen 913 00:21:54,509 --> 00:21:57,320 together and have a plan doesn't happen you're a kook you're a conspiracy buff 914 00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:57,330 you're a kook you're a conspiracy buff 915 00:21:57,330 --> 00:22:01,070 you're a kook you're a conspiracy buff so the only way you cure that death 916 00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:01,080 so the only way you cure that death 917 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:03,769 so the only way you cure that death bloodshed I don't advocate it but I see 918 00:22:03,769 --> 00:22:03,779 bloodshed I don't advocate it but I see 919 00:22:03,779 --> 00:22:06,590 bloodshed I don't advocate it but I see that it's really the only now to balance 920 00:22:06,590 --> 00:22:06,600 that it's really the only now to balance 921 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:07,970 that it's really the only now to balance I'd like to talk about some things that 922 00:22:07,970 --> 00:22:07,980 I'd like to talk about some things that 923 00:22:07,980 --> 00:22:10,400 I'd like to talk about some things that bring us together things that point out 924 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:10,410 bring us together things that point out 925 00:22:10,410 --> 00:22:11,900 bring us together things that point out our similarities instead of our 926 00:22:11,900 --> 00:22:11,910 our similarities instead of our 927 00:22:11,910 --> 00:22:13,310 our similarities instead of our differences because that's all you ever 928 00:22:13,310 --> 00:22:13,320 differences because that's all you ever 929 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:14,450 differences because that's all you ever hear about in this country is our 930 00:22:14,450 --> 00:22:14,460 hear about in this country is our 931 00:22:14,460 --> 00:22:16,789 hear about in this country is our differences that's all the media and the 932 00:22:16,789 --> 00:22:16,799 differences that's all the media and the 933 00:22:16,799 --> 00:22:18,500 differences that's all the media and the politicians are ever talking about the 934 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:18,510 politicians are ever talking about the 935 00:22:18,510 --> 00:22:20,360 politicians are ever talking about the things that separate us things that make 936 00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:20,370 things that separate us things that make 937 00:22:20,370 --> 00:22:22,460 things that separate us things that make us different from one another that's the 938 00:22:22,460 --> 00:22:22,470 us different from one another that's the 939 00:22:22,470 --> 00:22:24,169 us different from one another that's the way the ruling class operates in any 940 00:22:24,169 --> 00:22:24,179 way the ruling class operates in any 941 00:22:24,179 --> 00:22:26,570 way the ruling class operates in any society they try to divide the rest of 942 00:22:26,570 --> 00:22:26,580 society they try to divide the rest of 943 00:22:26,580 --> 00:22:28,039 society they try to divide the rest of the people they keep the lower in the 944 00:22:28,039 --> 00:22:28,049 the people they keep the lower in the 945 00:22:28,049 --> 00:22:29,480 the people they keep the lower in the middle classes fighting with each other 946 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:29,490 middle classes fighting with each other 947 00:22:29,490 --> 00:22:31,370 middle classes fighting with each other so that they the rich can run off with 948 00:22:31,370 --> 00:22:31,380 so that they the rich can run off with 949 00:22:31,380 --> 00:22:34,100 so that they the rich can run off with all the [ __ ] money fairly simple 950 00:22:34,100 --> 00:22:34,110 all the [ __ ] money fairly simple 951 00:22:34,110 --> 00:22:36,890 all the [ __ ] money fairly simple thing happens to work you know anything 952 00:22:36,890 --> 00:22:36,900 thing happens to work you know anything 953 00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:37,789 thing happens to work you know anything different that's what they're going to 954 00:22:37,789 --> 00:22:37,799 different that's what they're going to 955 00:22:37,799 --> 00:22:40,010 different that's what they're going to talk about race religion ethnic and 956 00:22:40,010 --> 00:22:40,020 talk about race religion ethnic and 957 00:22:40,020 --> 00:22:41,930 talk about race religion ethnic and national background jobs income 958 00:22:41,930 --> 00:22:41,940 national background jobs income 959 00:22:41,940 --> 00:22:44,899 national background jobs income education social status sexuality 960 00:22:44,899 --> 00:22:44,909 education social status sexuality 961 00:22:44,909 --> 00:22:46,700 education social status sexuality anything to keep us fighting with each 962 00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:46,710 anything to keep us fighting with each 963 00:22:46,710 --> 00:22:48,860 anything to keep us fighting with each other so that they can keep going to the 964 00:22:48,860 --> 00:22:48,870 other so that they can keep going to the 965 00:22:48,870 --> 00:22:50,630 other so that they can keep going to the bank you know how I described the 966 00:22:50,630 --> 00:22:50,640 bank you know how I described the 967 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,310 bank you know how I described the economic and social classes in this 968 00:22:52,310 --> 00:22:52,320 economic and social classes in this 969 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:54,950 economic and social classes in this country the upper class keeps all of the 970 00:22:54,950 --> 00:22:54,960 country the upper class keeps all of the 971 00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:58,100 country the upper class keeps all of the money pays none of the taxes the middle 972 00:22:58,100 --> 00:22:58,110 money pays none of the taxes the middle 973 00:22:58,110 --> 00:23:00,590 money pays none of the taxes the middle class pays all of the taxes does all of 974 00:23:00,590 --> 00:23:00,600 class pays all of the taxes does all of 975 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:03,529 class pays all of the taxes does all of the work the poorer they're just to 976 00:23:03,529 --> 00:23:03,539 the work the poorer they're just to 977 00:23:03,539 --> 00:23:07,840 the work the poorer they're just to scare the [ __ ] out of the middle class 978 00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:07,850 979 00:23:07,850 --> 00:23:13,279 those jobs right boy everyone in this 980 00:23:13,279 --> 00:23:13,289 those jobs right boy everyone in this 981 00:23:13,289 --> 00:23:14,149 those jobs right boy everyone in this country is always running around 982 00:23:14,149 --> 00:23:14,159 country is always running around 983 00:23:14,159 --> 00:23:15,799 country is always running around yammering about their [ __ ] rights I 984 00:23:15,799 --> 00:23:15,809 yammering about their [ __ ] rights I 985 00:23:15,809 --> 00:23:17,390 yammering about their [ __ ] rights I have a right you have no right we have a 986 00:23:17,390 --> 00:23:17,400 have a right you have no right we have a 987 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,130 have a right you have no right we have a right they don't never right folks hate 988 00:23:19,130 --> 00:23:19,140 right they don't never right folks hate 989 00:23:19,140 --> 00:23:21,169 right they don't never right folks hate to spoil your fun but there's no such 990 00:23:21,169 --> 00:23:21,179 to spoil your fun but there's no such 991 00:23:21,179 --> 00:23:23,299 to spoil your fun but there's no such thing as rights okay they're imaginary 992 00:23:23,299 --> 00:23:23,309 thing as rights okay they're imaginary 993 00:23:23,309 --> 00:23:26,840 thing as rights okay they're imaginary we made them up like the boogeyman the 994 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:26,850 we made them up like the boogeyman the 995 00:23:26,850 --> 00:23:28,700 we made them up like the boogeyman the three little pigs Pinocchio mother Goose 996 00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:28,710 three little pigs Pinocchio mother Goose 997 00:23:28,710 --> 00:23:30,980 three little pigs Pinocchio mother Goose [ __ ] like that rights are an idea 998 00:23:30,980 --> 00:23:30,990 [ __ ] like that rights are an idea 999 00:23:30,990 --> 00:23:32,720 [ __ ] like that rights are an idea they're just imaginary they're a cute 1000 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:32,730 they're just imaginary they're a cute 1001 00:23:32,730 --> 00:23:35,029 they're just imaginary they're a cute idea cute but that's all cute and 1002 00:23:35,029 --> 00:23:35,039 idea cute but that's all cute and 1003 00:23:35,039 --> 00:23:37,370 idea cute but that's all cute and fictional but if you think you do have 1004 00:23:37,370 --> 00:23:37,380 fictional but if you think you do have 1005 00:23:37,380 --> 00:23:39,289 fictional but if you think you do have rights let me ask you this where do they 1006 00:23:39,289 --> 00:23:39,299 rights let me ask you this where do they 1007 00:23:39,299 --> 00:23:41,240 rights let me ask you this where do they come from people say well they come from 1008 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:41,250 come from people say well they come from 1009 00:23:41,250 --> 00:23:43,549 come from people say well they come from God their god-given rights oh [ __ ] here 1010 00:23:43,549 --> 00:23:43,559 God their god-given rights oh [ __ ] here 1011 00:23:43,559 --> 00:23:46,350 God their god-given rights oh [ __ ] here we go again 1012 00:23:46,350 --> 00:23:46,360 1013 00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:49,810 the god excuse the last refuge of a man 1014 00:23:49,810 --> 00:23:49,820 the god excuse the last refuge of a man 1015 00:23:49,820 --> 00:23:52,180 the god excuse the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument that 1016 00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:52,190 with no answers and no argument that 1017 00:23:52,190 --> 00:23:54,310 with no answers and no argument that came from God anything we can't describe 1018 00:23:54,310 --> 00:23:54,320 came from God anything we can't describe 1019 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:56,830 came from God anything we can't describe must have come from God personally folks 1020 00:23:56,830 --> 00:23:56,840 must have come from God personally folks 1021 00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:58,900 must have come from God personally folks I believe that if your rights came from 1022 00:23:58,900 --> 00:23:58,910 I believe that if your rights came from 1023 00:23:58,910 --> 00:24:00,520 I believe that if your rights came from God he would have given you the right to 1024 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:00,530 God he would have given you the right to 1025 00:24:00,530 --> 00:24:01,720 God he would have given you the right to some food every day 1026 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:01,730 some food every day 1027 00:24:01,730 --> 00:24:02,890 some food every day and he would have given you the right to 1028 00:24:02,890 --> 00:24:02,900 and he would have given you the right to 1029 00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:04,960 and he would have given you the right to a roof over your head God would have 1030 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:04,970 a roof over your head God would have 1031 00:24:04,970 --> 00:24:06,400 a roof over your head God would have been looking out for you 1032 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:06,410 been looking out for you 1033 00:24:06,410 --> 00:24:12,180 been looking out for you God would have been looking out for you 1034 00:24:12,180 --> 00:24:12,190 1035 00:24:12,190 --> 00:24:14,470 he would have been worried about making 1036 00:24:14,470 --> 00:24:14,480 he would have been worried about making 1037 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:16,150 he would have been worried about making sure you have a gun so you get drunk on 1038 00:24:16,150 --> 00:24:16,160 sure you have a gun so you get drunk on 1039 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:17,919 sure you have a gun so you get drunk on Sunday night and kill your girlfriend's 1040 00:24:17,919 --> 00:24:17,929 Sunday night and kill your girlfriend's 1041 00:24:17,929 --> 00:24:20,500 Sunday night and kill your girlfriend's parents but let's say it's true let's 1042 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:20,510 parents but let's say it's true let's 1043 00:24:20,510 --> 00:24:22,960 parents but let's say it's true let's say God gave us these rights why would 1044 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:22,970 say God gave us these rights why would 1045 00:24:22,970 --> 00:24:24,789 say God gave us these rights why would he give us a certain number of Rights 1046 00:24:24,789 --> 00:24:24,799 he give us a certain number of Rights 1047 00:24:24,799 --> 00:24:26,980 he give us a certain number of Rights the Bill of Rights in this country has 1048 00:24:26,980 --> 00:24:26,990 the Bill of Rights in this country has 1049 00:24:26,990 --> 00:24:30,150 the Bill of Rights in this country has ten stipulations okay ten rights and 1050 00:24:30,150 --> 00:24:30,160 ten stipulations okay ten rights and 1051 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,470 ten stipulations okay ten rights and apparently God was doing sloppy work 1052 00:24:32,470 --> 00:24:32,480 apparently God was doing sloppy work 1053 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,750 apparently God was doing sloppy work that week because we've had to amend the 1054 00:24:34,750 --> 00:24:34,760 that week because we've had to amend the 1055 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:37,480 that week because we've had to amend the Bill of Rights an additional 17 times so 1056 00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:37,490 Bill of Rights an additional 17 times so 1057 00:24:37,490 --> 00:24:39,990 Bill of Rights an additional 17 times so God forgot a couple of things like 1058 00:24:39,990 --> 00:24:40,000 God forgot a couple of things like 1059 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:45,810 God forgot a couple of things like slavery just [ __ ] slipped his mind 1060 00:24:45,810 --> 00:24:45,820 slavery just [ __ ] slipped his mind 1061 00:24:45,820 --> 00:24:49,210 slavery just [ __ ] slipped his mind but let's say let's say God gave us the 1062 00:24:49,210 --> 00:24:49,220 but let's say let's say God gave us the 1063 00:24:49,220 --> 00:24:52,119 but let's say let's say God gave us the original 10 he gave the British 13 the 1064 00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:52,129 original 10 he gave the British 13 the 1065 00:24:52,129 --> 00:24:53,680 original 10 he gave the British 13 the British Bill of Rights has 13 1066 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:53,690 British Bill of Rights has 13 1067 00:24:53,690 --> 00:24:57,310 British Bill of Rights has 13 stipulations the Germans have 29 the 1068 00:24:57,310 --> 00:24:57,320 stipulations the Germans have 29 the 1069 00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:59,950 stipulations the Germans have 29 the Belgians have 25 the Swedish have only 1070 00:24:59,950 --> 00:24:59,960 Belgians have 25 the Swedish have only 1071 00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:02,230 Belgians have 25 the Swedish have only six and some people in the world have no 1072 00:25:02,230 --> 00:25:02,240 six and some people in the world have no 1073 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,330 six and some people in the world have no rights at all what kind of a [ __ ] 1074 00:25:04,330 --> 00:25:04,340 rights at all what kind of a [ __ ] 1075 00:25:04,340 --> 00:25:08,139 rights at all what kind of a [ __ ] goddamn god-given deal is that no rights 1076 00:25:08,139 --> 00:25:08,149 goddamn god-given deal is that no rights 1077 00:25:08,149 --> 00:25:10,930 goddamn god-given deal is that no rights at all why would God give different 1078 00:25:10,930 --> 00:25:10,940 at all why would God give different 1079 00:25:10,940 --> 00:25:12,700 at all why would God give different people in different countries different 1080 00:25:12,700 --> 00:25:12,710 people in different countries different 1081 00:25:12,710 --> 00:25:16,560 people in different countries different numbers of different rights boredom 1082 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:16,570 numbers of different rights boredom 1083 00:25:16,570 --> 00:25:20,980 numbers of different rights boredom amusement that arithmetic do we find out 1084 00:25:20,980 --> 00:25:20,990 amusement that arithmetic do we find out 1085 00:25:20,990 --> 00:25:23,080 amusement that arithmetic do we find out at long last after all this time that 1086 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:23,090 at long last after all this time that 1087 00:25:23,090 --> 00:25:25,590 at long last after all this time that God is weak in math skills 1088 00:25:25,590 --> 00:25:25,600 God is weak in math skills 1089 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:28,629 God is weak in math skills doesn't sound like divine planning to me 1090 00:25:28,629 --> 00:25:28,639 doesn't sound like divine planning to me 1091 00:25:28,639 --> 00:25:31,960 doesn't sound like divine planning to me sounds more like human planning sounds 1092 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:31,970 sounds more like human planning sounds 1093 00:25:31,970 --> 00:25:33,700 sounds more like human planning sounds more like one group trying to control 1094 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:33,710 more like one group trying to control 1095 00:25:33,710 --> 00:25:35,799 more like one group trying to control another group in other words business as 1096 00:25:35,799 --> 00:25:35,809 another group in other words business as 1097 00:25:35,809 --> 00:25:39,249 another group in other words business as usual in America now if you think you do 1098 00:25:39,249 --> 00:25:39,259 usual in America now if you think you do 1099 00:25:39,259 --> 00:25:41,289 usual in America now if you think you do have rights one last assignment for you 1100 00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:41,299 have rights one last assignment for you 1101 00:25:41,299 --> 00:25:43,389 have rights one last assignment for you next time you're at the computer get on 1102 00:25:43,389 --> 00:25:43,399 next time you're at the computer get on 1103 00:25:43,399 --> 00:25:45,909 next time you're at the computer get on the internet go to Wikipedia when you 1104 00:25:45,909 --> 00:25:45,919 the internet go to Wikipedia when you 1105 00:25:45,919 --> 00:25:47,769 the internet go to Wikipedia when you get to Wikipedia in the search field for 1106 00:25:47,769 --> 00:25:47,779 get to Wikipedia in the search field for 1107 00:25:47,779 --> 00:25:49,889 get to Wikipedia in the search field for Wikipedia I want you to type in 1108 00:25:49,889 --> 00:25:49,899 Wikipedia I want you to type in 1109 00:25:49,899 --> 00:25:53,200 Wikipedia I want you to type in japanese-americans 1942 and you'll find 1110 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:53,210 japanese-americans 1942 and you'll find 1111 00:25:53,210 --> 00:25:54,879 japanese-americans 1942 and you'll find out all about your precious [ __ ] 1112 00:25:54,879 --> 00:25:54,889 out all about your precious [ __ ] 1113 00:25:54,889 --> 00:25:59,560 out all about your precious [ __ ] rights okay alright you know about you 1114 00:25:59,560 --> 00:25:59,570 rights okay alright you know about you 1115 00:25:59,570 --> 00:26:02,850 rights okay alright you know about you know 1116 00:26:02,850 --> 00:26:02,860 1117 00:26:02,860 --> 00:26:06,570 in 1942 there were a hundred and ten 1118 00:26:06,570 --> 00:26:06,580 in 1942 there were a hundred and ten 1119 00:26:06,580 --> 00:26:10,360 in 1942 there were a hundred and ten thousand Japanese American citizens and 1120 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:10,370 thousand Japanese American citizens and 1121 00:26:10,370 --> 00:26:12,730 thousand Japanese American citizens and good standing law-abiding people who 1122 00:26:12,730 --> 00:26:12,740 good standing law-abiding people who 1123 00:26:12,740 --> 00:26:15,820 good standing law-abiding people who were thrown into internment camps simply 1124 00:26:15,820 --> 00:26:15,830 were thrown into internment camps simply 1125 00:26:15,830 --> 00:26:17,950 were thrown into internment camps simply because their parents were born in the 1126 00:26:17,950 --> 00:26:17,960 because their parents were born in the 1127 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:18,879 because their parents were born in the wrong country 1128 00:26:18,879 --> 00:26:18,889 wrong country 1129 00:26:18,889 --> 00:26:20,499 wrong country that's all they did wrong they had no 1130 00:26:20,499 --> 00:26:20,509 that's all they did wrong they had no 1131 00:26:20,509 --> 00:26:22,389 that's all they did wrong they had no right to a lawyer no right to a fair 1132 00:26:22,389 --> 00:26:22,399 right to a lawyer no right to a fair 1133 00:26:22,399 --> 00:26:24,190 right to a lawyer no right to a fair trial no right to a jury of their peers 1134 00:26:24,190 --> 00:26:24,200 trial no right to a jury of their peers 1135 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:27,460 trial no right to a jury of their peers no right to due process of any kind the 1136 00:26:27,460 --> 00:26:27,470 no right to due process of any kind the 1137 00:26:27,470 --> 00:26:31,600 no right to due process of any kind the only right they had right this way into 1138 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:31,610 only right they had right this way into 1139 00:26:31,610 --> 00:26:32,889 only right they had right this way into the internment camps 1140 00:26:32,889 --> 00:26:32,899 the internment camps 1141 00:26:32,899 --> 00:26:35,619 the internment camps just when these American citizens needed 1142 00:26:35,619 --> 00:26:35,629 just when these American citizens needed 1143 00:26:35,629 --> 00:26:38,259 just when these American citizens needed their rights the most their government 1144 00:26:38,259 --> 00:26:38,269 their rights the most their government 1145 00:26:38,269 --> 00:26:41,049 their rights the most their government took them away and rights aren't rights 1146 00:26:41,049 --> 00:26:41,059 took them away and rights aren't rights 1147 00:26:41,059 --> 00:26:43,629 took them away and rights aren't rights if someone can take them away their 1148 00:26:43,629 --> 00:26:43,639 if someone can take them away their 1149 00:26:43,639 --> 00:26:45,730 if someone can take them away their privileges that's all we've ever had in 1150 00:26:45,730 --> 00:26:45,740 privileges that's all we've ever had in 1151 00:26:45,740 --> 00:26:47,919 privileges that's all we've ever had in this country is a bill of temporary 1152 00:26:47,919 --> 00:26:47,929 this country is a bill of temporary 1153 00:26:47,929 --> 00:26:50,560 this country is a bill of temporary privileges and if you read the news even 1154 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:50,570 privileges and if you read the news even 1155 00:26:50,570 --> 00:26:53,320 privileges and if you read the news even badly you know that every year the list 1156 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:53,330 badly you know that every year the list 1157 00:26:53,330 --> 00:27:03,409 badly you know that every year the list gets shorter and shorter and shorter 1158 00:27:03,409 --> 00:27:03,419 1159 00:27:03,419 --> 00:27:06,109 yeah sooner or later the people in this 1160 00:27:06,109 --> 00:27:06,119 yeah sooner or later the people in this 1161 00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:07,399 yeah sooner or later the people in this country you got to realize the 1162 00:27:07,399 --> 00:27:07,409 country you got to realize the 1163 00:27:07,409 --> 00:27:08,779 country you got to realize the government does not give a [ __ ] about 1164 00:27:08,779 --> 00:27:08,789 government does not give a [ __ ] about 1165 00:27:08,789 --> 00:27:11,029 government does not give a [ __ ] about them government doesn't care about you 1166 00:27:11,029 --> 00:27:11,039 them government doesn't care about you 1167 00:27:11,039 --> 00:27:12,919 them government doesn't care about you or your children or your right to your 1168 00:27:12,919 --> 00:27:12,929 or your children or your right to your 1169 00:27:12,929 --> 00:27:15,169 or your children or your right to your welfare or your safety it simply doesn't 1170 00:27:15,169 --> 00:27:15,179 welfare or your safety it simply doesn't 1171 00:27:15,179 --> 00:27:17,479 welfare or your safety it simply doesn't give a [ __ ] about you it's interested in 1172 00:27:17,479 --> 00:27:17,489 give a [ __ ] about you it's interested in 1173 00:27:17,489 --> 00:27:19,249 give a [ __ ] about you it's interested in its own power that's the only thing 1174 00:27:19,249 --> 00:27:19,259 its own power that's the only thing 1175 00:27:19,259 --> 00:27:21,109 its own power that's the only thing keeping it and expanding it wherever 1176 00:27:21,109 --> 00:27:21,119 keeping it and expanding it wherever 1177 00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:22,639 keeping it and expanding it wherever possible so the interesting thing about 1178 00:27:22,639 --> 00:27:22,649 possible so the interesting thing about 1179 00:27:22,649 --> 00:27:25,190 possible so the interesting thing about this country is if they talk about how 1180 00:27:25,190 --> 00:27:25,200 this country is if they talk about how 1181 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:26,839 this country is if they talk about how we have freedom of choice you know we're 1182 00:27:26,839 --> 00:27:26,849 we have freedom of choice you know we're 1183 00:27:26,849 --> 00:27:29,659 we have freedom of choice you know we're free mature yeah very limited it's an 1184 00:27:29,659 --> 00:27:29,669 free mature yeah very limited it's an 1185 00:27:29,669 --> 00:27:32,509 free mature yeah very limited it's an important thing limited choice to 1186 00:27:32,509 --> 00:27:32,519 important thing limited choice to 1187 00:27:32,519 --> 00:27:35,239 important thing limited choice to political parties essentially two big 1188 00:27:35,239 --> 00:27:35,249 political parties essentially two big 1189 00:27:35,249 --> 00:27:38,930 political parties essentially two big media companies five six max yeah oil 1190 00:27:38,930 --> 00:27:38,940 media companies five six max yeah oil 1191 00:27:38,940 --> 00:27:41,209 media companies five six max yeah oil companies down to three now I think over 1192 00:27:41,209 --> 00:27:41,219 companies down to three now I think over 1193 00:27:41,219 --> 00:27:43,759 companies down to three now I think over all three or four banks the big banks 1194 00:27:43,759 --> 00:27:43,769 all three or four banks the big banks 1195 00:27:43,769 --> 00:27:45,109 all three or four banks the big banks the big brokerage houses the big 1196 00:27:45,109 --> 00:27:45,119 the big brokerage houses the big 1197 00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:46,879 the big brokerage houses the big accounting firms all of the things that 1198 00:27:46,879 --> 00:27:46,889 accounting firms all of the things that 1199 00:27:46,889 --> 00:27:48,729 accounting firms all of the things that are important reduced in choice 1200 00:27:48,729 --> 00:27:48,739 are important reduced in choice 1201 00:27:48,739 --> 00:27:51,079 are important reduced in choice newspapers in the city how many used to 1202 00:27:51,079 --> 00:27:51,089 newspapers in the city how many used to 1203 00:27:51,089 --> 00:27:53,149 newspapers in the city how many used to be three four now it's one or two the 1204 00:27:53,149 --> 00:27:53,159 be three four now it's one or two the 1205 00:27:53,159 --> 00:27:54,560 be three four now it's one or two the dome by the same people and they also 1206 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:54,570 dome by the same people and they also 1207 00:27:54,570 --> 00:27:56,749 dome by the same people and they also own a radio station on a TV station but 1208 00:27:56,749 --> 00:27:56,759 own a radio station on a TV station but 1209 00:27:56,759 --> 00:27:59,959 own a radio station on a TV station but jelly beans 32 flavors I spent all the 1210 00:27:59,959 --> 00:27:59,969 jelly beans 32 flavors I spent all the 1211 00:27:59,969 --> 00:28:02,329 jelly beans 32 flavors I spent all the things that don't matter the unimportant 1212 00:28:02,329 --> 00:28:02,339 things that don't matter the unimportant 1213 00:28:02,339 --> 00:28:04,129 things that don't matter the unimportant things a lot of choices you know what I 1214 00:28:04,129 --> 00:28:04,139 things a lot of choices you know what I 1215 00:28:04,139 --> 00:28:06,889 things a lot of choices you know what I say you know your freedom of choices in 1216 00:28:06,889 --> 00:28:06,899 say you know your freedom of choices in 1217 00:28:06,899 --> 00:28:08,659 say you know your freedom of choices in America paper or plastic 1218 00:28:08,659 --> 00:28:08,669 America paper or plastic 1219 00:28:08,669 --> 00:28:10,129 America paper or plastic yeah that's it man it comes down to 1220 00:28:10,129 --> 00:28:10,139 yeah that's it man it comes down to 1221 00:28:10,139 --> 00:28:12,709 yeah that's it man it comes down to paper plastic a surcharge I'll own 1222 00:28:12,709 --> 00:28:12,719 paper plastic a surcharge I'll own 1223 00:28:12,719 --> 00:28:14,719 paper plastic a surcharge I'll own window smoking or non-smoking yeah 1224 00:28:14,719 --> 00:28:14,729 window smoking or non-smoking yeah 1225 00:28:14,729 --> 00:28:16,190 window smoking or non-smoking yeah welcome Pepsi these are you just 1226 00:28:16,190 --> 00:28:16,200 welcome Pepsi these are you just 1227 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,229 welcome Pepsi these are you just everything else that's kind of laid out 1228 00:28:18,229 --> 00:28:18,239 everything else that's kind of laid out 1229 00:28:18,239 --> 00:28:20,479 everything else that's kind of laid out for you you get to do what they really 1230 00:28:20,479 --> 00:28:20,489 for you you get to do what they really 1231 00:28:20,489 --> 00:28:22,009 for you you get to do what they really want they do what they want the ones 1232 00:28:22,009 --> 00:28:22,019 want they do what they want the ones 1233 00:28:22,019 --> 00:28:23,539 want they do what they want the ones wrong in this country they do what they 1234 00:28:23,539 --> 00:28:23,549 wrong in this country they do what they 1235 00:28:23,549 --> 00:28:25,159 wrong in this country they do what they want speaking of our choices being 1236 00:28:25,159 --> 00:28:25,169 want speaking of our choices being 1237 00:28:25,169 --> 00:28:27,199 want speaking of our choices being usurped or taken away from us what do 1238 00:28:27,199 --> 00:28:27,209 usurped or taken away from us what do 1239 00:28:27,209 --> 00:28:30,349 usurped or taken away from us what do you make of what I'm faster - you this 1240 00:28:30,349 --> 00:28:30,359 you make of what I'm faster - you this 1241 00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:32,060 you make of what I'm faster - you this because all the things you've been 1242 00:28:32,060 --> 00:28:32,070 because all the things you've been 1243 00:28:32,070 --> 00:28:35,479 because all the things you've been talking about for years are I mean we've 1244 00:28:35,479 --> 00:28:35,489 talking about for years are I mean we've 1245 00:28:35,489 --> 00:28:37,039 talking about for years are I mean we've come full-circle on this stuff that's 1246 00:28:37,039 --> 00:28:37,049 come full-circle on this stuff that's 1247 00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:38,239 come full-circle on this stuff that's why I was so fascinated thank you for 1248 00:28:38,239 --> 00:28:38,249 why I was so fascinated thank you for 1249 00:28:38,249 --> 00:28:39,769 why I was so fascinated thank you for coming on the program sure but here we 1250 00:28:39,769 --> 00:28:39,779 coming on the program sure but here we 1251 00:28:39,779 --> 00:28:41,359 coming on the program sure but here we are now you know 30 years after you were 1252 00:28:41,359 --> 00:28:41,369 are now you know 30 years after you were 1253 00:28:41,369 --> 00:28:44,089 are now you know 30 years after you were talking about it with this huge debate 1254 00:28:44,089 --> 00:28:44,099 talking about it with this huge debate 1255 00:28:44,099 --> 00:28:45,979 talking about it with this huge debate is huge fight about whether or not our 1256 00:28:45,979 --> 00:28:45,989 is huge fight about whether or not our 1257 00:28:45,989 --> 00:28:48,039 is huge fight about whether or not our civil liberties are being taken away 1258 00:28:48,039 --> 00:28:48,049 civil liberties are being taken away 1259 00:28:48,049 --> 00:28:50,959 civil liberties are being taken away what do you thoughts on well I think if 1260 00:28:50,959 --> 00:28:50,969 what do you thoughts on well I think if 1261 00:28:50,969 --> 00:28:54,529 what do you thoughts on well I think if you looked at the record of laws which 1262 00:28:54,529 --> 00:28:54,539 you looked at the record of laws which 1263 00:28:54,539 --> 00:28:56,930 you looked at the record of laws which have been passed in the last 30 to 40 1264 00:28:56,930 --> 00:28:56,940 have been passed in the last 30 to 40 1265 00:28:56,940 --> 00:28:58,459 have been passed in the last 30 to 40 years there's a thing called social 1266 00:28:58,459 --> 00:28:58,469 years there's a thing called social 1267 00:28:58,469 --> 00:29:01,399 years there's a thing called social hysteria social hysteria is whipped up 1268 00:29:01,399 --> 00:29:01,409 hysteria social hysteria is whipped up 1269 00:29:01,409 --> 00:29:04,399 hysteria social hysteria is whipped up generally by the media crime and Nyx's 1270 00:29:04,399 --> 00:29:04,409 generally by the media crime and Nyx's 1271 00:29:04,409 --> 00:29:06,979 generally by the media crime and Nyx's time crime was the big social hysteria 1272 00:29:06,979 --> 00:29:06,989 time crime was the big social hysteria 1273 00:29:06,989 --> 00:29:09,560 time crime was the big social hysteria issue well there's too much crime as we 1274 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:09,570 issue well there's too much crime as we 1275 00:29:09,570 --> 00:29:11,119 issue well there's too much crime as we were there coddling the courts are 1276 00:29:11,119 --> 00:29:11,129 were there coddling the courts are 1277 00:29:11,129 --> 00:29:12,139 were there coddling the courts are coddling the criminals we have to 1278 00:29:12,139 --> 00:29:12,149 coddling the criminals we have to 1279 00:29:12,149 --> 00:29:14,180 coddling the criminals we have to tougher laws so a lot of civil liberties 1280 00:29:14,180 --> 00:29:14,190 tougher laws so a lot of civil liberties 1281 00:29:14,190 --> 00:29:16,280 tougher laws so a lot of civil liberties went away in terms of 1282 00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:16,290 went away in terms of 1283 00:29:16,290 --> 00:29:17,930 went away in terms of the rights of criminals and the rights 1284 00:29:17,930 --> 00:29:17,940 the rights of criminals and the rights 1285 00:29:17,940 --> 00:29:20,240 the rights of criminals and the rights of the accused and and people going on 1286 00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:20,250 of the accused and and people going on 1287 00:29:20,250 --> 00:29:22,490 of the accused and and people going on trial these these were limited they were 1288 00:29:22,490 --> 00:29:22,500 trial these these were limited they were 1289 00:29:22,500 --> 00:29:24,440 trial these these were limited they were cut down these rights which are 1290 00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:24,450 cut down these rights which are 1291 00:29:24,450 --> 00:29:26,240 cut down these rights which are guaranteed by the Constitution in the 1292 00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:26,250 guaranteed by the Constitution in the 1293 00:29:26,250 --> 00:29:28,730 guaranteed by the Constitution in the Bill of Rights another social hysteria 1294 00:29:28,730 --> 00:29:28,740 Bill of Rights another social hysteria 1295 00:29:28,740 --> 00:29:31,790 Bill of Rights another social hysteria drugs the drug thing happened same thing 1296 00:29:31,790 --> 00:29:31,800 drugs the drug thing happened same thing 1297 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:33,410 drugs the drug thing happened same thing big big flow of drugs we're going to 1298 00:29:33,410 --> 00:29:33,420 big big flow of drugs we're going to 1299 00:29:33,420 --> 00:29:34,700 big big flow of drugs we're going to fight the drugs we need newer tougher 1300 00:29:34,700 --> 00:29:34,710 fight the drugs we need newer tougher 1301 00:29:34,710 --> 00:29:36,650 fight the drugs we need newer tougher laws we needed draconian sentences we 1302 00:29:36,650 --> 00:29:36,660 laws we needed draconian sentences we 1303 00:29:36,660 --> 00:29:37,820 laws we needed draconian sentences we need to be able to go into houses we 1304 00:29:37,820 --> 00:29:37,830 need to be able to go into houses we 1305 00:29:37,830 --> 00:29:38,930 need to be able to go into houses we need to be able to do this we have 1306 00:29:38,930 --> 00:29:38,940 need to be able to do this we have 1307 00:29:38,940 --> 00:29:40,880 need to be able to do this we have reasonable reason you know all of these 1308 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:40,890 reasonable reason you know all of these 1309 00:29:40,890 --> 00:29:44,300 reasonable reason you know all of these all of these shortcuts have resulted in 1310 00:29:44,300 --> 00:29:44,310 all of these shortcuts have resulted in 1311 00:29:44,310 --> 00:29:45,710 all of these shortcuts have resulted in less liberties because of social 1312 00:29:45,710 --> 00:29:45,720 less liberties because of social 1313 00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:48,200 less liberties because of social hysteria the media whips up the frenzy 1314 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:48,210 hysteria the media whips up the frenzy 1315 00:29:48,210 --> 00:29:50,540 hysteria the media whips up the frenzy people get all excited the legislature 1316 00:29:50,540 --> 00:29:50,550 people get all excited the legislature 1317 00:29:50,550 --> 00:29:52,310 people get all excited the legislature passes it the president's the executive 1318 00:29:52,310 --> 00:29:52,320 passes it the president's the executive 1319 00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,890 passes it the president's the executive signs it and the judges then through the 1320 00:29:54,890 --> 00:29:54,900 signs it and the judges then through the 1321 00:29:54,900 --> 00:29:57,170 signs it and the judges then through the judicial branch okay's it sometime later 1322 00:29:57,170 --> 00:29:57,180 judicial branch okay's it sometime later 1323 00:29:57,180 --> 00:29:59,300 judicial branch okay's it sometime later when it gets to them and and what has 1324 00:29:59,300 --> 00:29:59,310 when it gets to them and and what has 1325 00:29:59,310 --> 00:30:01,160 when it gets to them and and what has happened is you have less freedom less 1326 00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:01,170 happened is you have less freedom less 1327 00:30:01,170 --> 00:30:03,110 happened is you have less freedom less liberties less civil liberties less 1328 00:30:03,110 --> 00:30:03,120 liberties less civil liberties less 1329 00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:05,510 liberties less civil liberties less rights and the third socialists area is 1330 00:30:05,510 --> 00:30:05,520 rights and the third socialists area is 1331 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,760 rights and the third socialists area is terrorism that that was whipped up now 1332 00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:07,770 terrorism that that was whipped up now 1333 00:30:07,770 --> 00:30:09,320 terrorism that that was whipped up now there's a little problem a little more 1334 00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:09,330 there's a little problem a little more 1335 00:30:09,330 --> 00:30:11,990 there's a little problem a little more cause there you look at the 9/11 severe 1336 00:30:11,990 --> 00:30:12,000 cause there you look at the 9/11 severe 1337 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,690 cause there you look at the 9/11 severe dramatic event but that too has been 1338 00:30:14,690 --> 00:30:14,700 dramatic event but that too has been 1339 00:30:14,700 --> 00:30:17,330 dramatic event but that too has been used with - with this Patriot Act to 1340 00:30:17,330 --> 00:30:17,340 used with - with this Patriot Act to 1341 00:30:17,340 --> 00:30:20,240 used with - with this Patriot Act to reduce our liberties they say well if 1342 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:20,250 reduce our liberties they say well if 1343 00:30:20,250 --> 00:30:21,500 reduce our liberties they say well if you have nothing to hide what are you 1344 00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:21,510 you have nothing to hide what are you 1345 00:30:21,510 --> 00:30:22,730 you have nothing to hide what are you worried about you know that I don't like 1346 00:30:22,730 --> 00:30:22,740 worried about you know that I don't like 1347 00:30:22,740 --> 00:30:25,760 worried about you know that I don't like yeah yeah tell me about the people that 1348 00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:25,770 yeah yeah tell me about the people that 1349 00:30:25,770 --> 00:30:26,870 yeah yeah tell me about the people that are you know just getting out of prison 1350 00:30:26,870 --> 00:30:26,880 are you know just getting out of prison 1351 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:29,830 are you know just getting out of prison because of the DNA we forget had nothing 1352 00:30:29,830 --> 00:30:29,840 because of the DNA we forget had nothing 1353 00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:32,690 because of the DNA we forget had nothing it's just listen that this country is 1354 00:30:32,690 --> 00:30:32,700 it's just listen that this country is 1355 00:30:32,700 --> 00:30:34,760 it's just listen that this country is owned by the ownership class they do 1356 00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:34,770 owned by the ownership class they do 1357 00:30:34,770 --> 00:30:37,370 owned by the ownership class they do pretty much what they want I figure it's 1358 00:30:37,370 --> 00:30:37,380 pretty much what they want I figure it's 1359 00:30:37,380 --> 00:30:38,840 pretty much what they want I figure it's like a freak show here's what I do know 1360 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:38,850 like a freak show here's what I do know 1361 00:30:38,850 --> 00:30:41,000 like a freak show here's what I do know what I'd do to me if you're born in the 1362 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:41,010 what I'd do to me if you're born in the 1363 00:30:41,010 --> 00:30:43,070 what I'd do to me if you're born in the world yeah you get a ticket to the Freak 1364 00:30:43,070 --> 00:30:43,080 world yeah you get a ticket to the Freak 1365 00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:44,660 world yeah you get a ticket to the Freak Show then you take it to the Freak Show 1366 00:30:44,660 --> 00:30:44,670 Show then you take it to the Freak Show 1367 00:30:44,670 --> 00:30:46,490 Show then you take it to the Freak Show if you're born in America you got a 1368 00:30:46,490 --> 00:30:46,500 if you're born in America you got a 1369 00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:49,700 if you're born in America you got a front-row seat so some people some 1370 00:30:49,700 --> 00:30:49,710 front-row seat so some people some 1371 00:30:49,710 --> 00:30:51,830 front-row seat so some people some people are in the Freak Show yeah we got 1372 00:30:51,830 --> 00:30:51,840 people are in the Freak Show yeah we got 1373 00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:54,290 people are in the Freak Show yeah we got a freak yeah then some people they want 1374 00:30:54,290 --> 00:30:54,300 a freak yeah then some people they want 1375 00:30:54,300 --> 00:30:56,240 a freak yeah then some people they want to fix the freaks these are the ACLU 1376 00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:56,250 to fix the freaks these are the ACLU 1377 00:30:56,250 --> 00:30:57,950 to fix the freaks these are the ACLU lawyers environmentalists almost fix the 1378 00:30:57,950 --> 00:30:57,960 lawyers environmentalists almost fix the 1379 00:30:57,960 --> 00:30:59,480 lawyers environmentalists almost fix the freaks we're going to fix mumps ordinate 1380 00:30:59,480 --> 00:30:59,490 freaks we're going to fix mumps ordinate 1381 00:30:59,490 --> 00:31:00,980 freaks we're going to fix mumps ordinate terrible let's do this and then there 1382 00:31:00,980 --> 00:31:00,990 terrible let's do this and then there 1383 00:31:00,990 --> 00:31:02,330 terrible let's do this and then there are folks who just watch the Freak Show 1384 00:31:02,330 --> 00:31:02,340 are folks who just watch the Freak Show 1385 00:31:02,340 --> 00:31:03,470 are folks who just watch the Freak Show yeah as me 1386 00:31:03,470 --> 00:31:03,480 yeah as me 1387 00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:05,690 yeah as me and some of us get to write about it or 1388 00:31:05,690 --> 00:31:05,700 and some of us get to write about it or 1389 00:31:05,700 --> 00:31:07,310 and some of us get to write about it or talk about it right and I do that that's 1390 00:31:07,310 --> 00:31:07,320 talk about it right and I do that that's 1391 00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:09,410 talk about it right and I do that that's yeah and say look at you look how badly 1392 00:31:09,410 --> 00:31:09,420 yeah and say look at you look how badly 1393 00:31:09,420 --> 00:31:11,060 yeah and say look at you look how badly you're doing I don't know I count myself 1394 00:31:11,060 --> 00:31:11,070 you're doing I don't know I count myself 1395 00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:13,160 you're doing I don't know I count myself in yeah I said look how badly you folks 1396 00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:13,170 in yeah I said look how badly you folks 1397 00:31:13,170 --> 00:31:14,330 in yeah I said look how badly you folks are doing how did you do this to 1398 00:31:14,330 --> 00:31:14,340 are doing how did you do this to 1399 00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:14,690 are doing how did you do this to yourself 1400 00:31:14,690 --> 00:31:14,700 yourself 1401 00:31:14,700 --> 00:31:16,880 yourself why did you let them do this to you now 1402 00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:16,890 why did you let them do this to you now 1403 00:31:16,890 --> 00:31:18,110 why did you let them do this to you now there's one thing you might have noticed 1404 00:31:18,110 --> 00:31:18,120 there's one thing you might have noticed 1405 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:22,300 there's one thing you might have noticed I don't complain about politicians 1406 00:31:22,300 --> 00:31:22,310 I don't complain about politicians 1407 00:31:22,310 --> 00:31:25,160 I don't complain about politicians everybody complains about politicians 1408 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:25,170 everybody complains about politicians 1409 00:31:25,170 --> 00:31:26,680 everybody complains about politicians everybody says they suck 1410 00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:26,690 everybody says they suck 1411 00:31:26,690 --> 00:31:28,359 everybody says they suck well where do people think these 1412 00:31:28,359 --> 00:31:28,369 well where do people think these 1413 00:31:28,369 --> 00:31:30,430 well where do people think these politicians come from they don't fall 1414 00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:30,440 politicians come from they don't fall 1415 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,830 politicians come from they don't fall out of the sky they don't pass through a 1416 00:31:32,830 --> 00:31:32,840 out of the sky they don't pass through a 1417 00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:35,619 out of the sky they don't pass through a membrane from another reality they come 1418 00:31:35,619 --> 00:31:35,629 membrane from another reality they come 1419 00:31:35,629 --> 00:31:37,149 membrane from another reality they come from American parents and American 1420 00:31:37,149 --> 00:31:37,159 from American parents and American 1421 00:31:37,159 --> 00:31:38,859 from American parents and American families American homes American schools 1422 00:31:38,859 --> 00:31:38,869 families American homes American schools 1423 00:31:38,869 --> 00:31:40,479 families American homes American schools American churches American businesses 1424 00:31:40,479 --> 00:31:40,489 American churches American businesses 1425 00:31:40,489 --> 00:31:42,129 American churches American businesses and American universities and they're 1426 00:31:42,129 --> 00:31:42,139 and American universities and they're 1427 00:31:42,139 --> 00:31:45,099 and American universities and they're elected by American citizens this is the 1428 00:31:45,099 --> 00:31:45,109 elected by American citizens this is the 1429 00:31:45,109 --> 00:31:48,279 elected by American citizens this is the best we can do folks this is what we 1430 00:31:48,279 --> 00:31:48,289 best we can do folks this is what we 1431 00:31:48,289 --> 00:31:50,649 best we can do folks this is what we have to offer it's what our system 1432 00:31:50,649 --> 00:31:50,659 have to offer it's what our system 1433 00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:55,060 have to offer it's what our system produces garbage in garbage out if you 1434 00:31:55,060 --> 00:31:55,070 produces garbage in garbage out if you 1435 00:31:55,070 --> 00:31:58,419 produces garbage in garbage out if you have selfish ignorant citizens if you 1436 00:31:58,419 --> 00:31:58,429 have selfish ignorant citizens if you 1437 00:31:58,429 --> 00:32:00,159 have selfish ignorant citizens if you have selfish ignorant citizens you're 1438 00:32:00,159 --> 00:32:00,169 have selfish ignorant citizens you're 1439 00:32:00,169 --> 00:32:02,019 have selfish ignorant citizens you're gonna get selfish ignorant leaders the 1440 00:32:02,019 --> 00:32:02,029 gonna get selfish ignorant leaders the 1441 00:32:02,029 --> 00:32:03,249 gonna get selfish ignorant leaders the term limits ain't going to be any good 1442 00:32:03,249 --> 00:32:03,259 term limits ain't going to be any good 1443 00:32:03,259 --> 00:32:04,450 term limits ain't going to be any good you're just going to wind up with a 1444 00:32:04,450 --> 00:32:04,460 you're just going to wind up with a 1445 00:32:04,460 --> 00:32:06,099 you're just going to wind up with a brand-new bunch of selfish ignorant 1446 00:32:06,099 --> 00:32:06,109 brand-new bunch of selfish ignorant 1447 00:32:06,109 --> 00:32:09,700 brand-new bunch of selfish ignorant Americans so maybe maybe maybe it's not 1448 00:32:09,700 --> 00:32:09,710 Americans so maybe maybe maybe it's not 1449 00:32:09,710 --> 00:32:12,759 Americans so maybe maybe maybe it's not the politicians who suck maybe something 1450 00:32:12,759 --> 00:32:12,769 the politicians who suck maybe something 1451 00:32:12,769 --> 00:32:16,200 the politicians who suck maybe something else sucks around here like the public 1452 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:16,210 else sucks around here like the public 1453 00:32:16,210 --> 00:32:18,580 else sucks around here like the public yeah the public sucks 1454 00:32:18,580 --> 00:32:18,590 yeah the public sucks 1455 00:32:18,590 --> 00:32:20,889 yeah the public sucks there's a nice campaign slogan for 1456 00:32:20,889 --> 00:32:20,899 there's a nice campaign slogan for 1457 00:32:20,899 --> 00:32:23,499 there's a nice campaign slogan for somebody the public sucks 1458 00:32:23,499 --> 00:32:23,509 somebody the public sucks 1459 00:32:23,509 --> 00:32:28,239 somebody the public sucks [ __ ] Pope [ __ ] Pope because if it's 1460 00:32:28,239 --> 00:32:28,249 [ __ ] Pope [ __ ] Pope because if it's 1461 00:32:28,249 --> 00:32:29,440 [ __ ] Pope [ __ ] Pope because if it's really just the fault of these 1462 00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:29,450 really just the fault of these 1463 00:32:29,450 --> 00:32:31,419 really just the fault of these politicians then where are all the other 1464 00:32:31,419 --> 00:32:31,429 politicians then where are all the other 1465 00:32:31,429 --> 00:32:33,909 politicians then where are all the other bright people of conscience where are 1466 00:32:33,909 --> 00:32:33,919 bright people of conscience where are 1467 00:32:33,919 --> 00:32:35,109 bright people of conscience where are all the bright honest intelligent 1468 00:32:35,109 --> 00:32:35,119 all the bright honest intelligent 1469 00:32:35,119 --> 00:32:37,599 all the bright honest intelligent Americans ready to step in and save the 1470 00:32:37,599 --> 00:32:37,609 Americans ready to step in and save the 1471 00:32:37,609 --> 00:32:39,609 Americans ready to step in and save the nation and lead the way we don't have 1472 00:32:39,609 --> 00:32:39,619 nation and lead the way we don't have 1473 00:32:39,619 --> 00:32:41,349 nation and lead the way we don't have people like that this country 1474 00:32:41,349 --> 00:32:41,359 people like that this country 1475 00:32:41,359 --> 00:32:44,560 people like that this country everybody's at the mall scratching his 1476 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:44,570 everybody's at the mall scratching his 1477 00:32:44,570 --> 00:32:46,509 everybody's at the mall scratching his ass picking his nose taking his credit 1478 00:32:46,509 --> 00:32:46,519 ass picking his nose taking his credit 1479 00:32:46,519 --> 00:32:48,190 ass picking his nose taking his credit card out of his fanny pack and buying a 1480 00:32:48,190 --> 00:32:48,200 card out of his fanny pack and buying a 1481 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:53,469 card out of his fanny pack and buying a pair of sneakers with lights in them so 1482 00:32:53,469 --> 00:32:53,479 pair of sneakers with lights in them so 1483 00:32:53,479 --> 00:32:55,029 pair of sneakers with lights in them so I have solved this little political 1484 00:32:55,029 --> 00:32:55,039 I have solved this little political 1485 00:32:55,039 --> 00:32:56,739 I have solved this little political dilemma for myself in a very simple way 1486 00:32:56,739 --> 00:32:56,749 dilemma for myself in a very simple way 1487 00:32:56,749 --> 00:33:00,580 dilemma for myself in a very simple way on election day I stayed home I don't 1488 00:33:00,580 --> 00:33:00,590 on election day I stayed home I don't 1489 00:33:00,590 --> 00:33:02,769 on election day I stayed home I don't vote [ __ ] [ __ ] 1490 00:33:02,769 --> 00:33:02,779 vote [ __ ] [ __ ] 1491 00:33:02,779 --> 00:33:06,310 vote [ __ ] [ __ ] I don't vote two reasons two reasons I 1492 00:33:06,310 --> 00:33:06,320 I don't vote two reasons two reasons I 1493 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,070 I don't vote two reasons two reasons I don't vote first of all it's meaningless 1494 00:33:08,070 --> 00:33:08,080 don't vote first of all it's meaningless 1495 00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:10,359 don't vote first of all it's meaningless this country was bought and sold and 1496 00:33:10,359 --> 00:33:10,369 this country was bought and sold and 1497 00:33:10,369 --> 00:33:12,489 this country was bought and sold and paid for a long time ago this [ __ ] they 1498 00:33:12,489 --> 00:33:12,499 paid for a long time ago this [ __ ] they 1499 00:33:12,499 --> 00:33:15,950 paid for a long time ago this [ __ ] they shuffle around every four years 1500 00:33:15,950 --> 00:33:15,960 1501 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:19,560 doesn't mean a [ __ ] thing and 1502 00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:19,570 doesn't mean a [ __ ] thing and 1503 00:33:19,570 --> 00:33:21,420 doesn't mean a [ __ ] thing and secondly I don't vote because I believe 1504 00:33:21,420 --> 00:33:21,430 secondly I don't vote because I believe 1505 00:33:21,430 --> 00:33:23,460 secondly I don't vote because I believe if you vote you have no right to 1506 00:33:23,460 --> 00:33:23,470 if you vote you have no right to 1507 00:33:23,470 --> 00:33:26,490 if you vote you have no right to complain people like to twist that 1508 00:33:26,490 --> 00:33:26,500 complain people like to twist that 1509 00:33:26,500 --> 00:33:28,890 complain people like to twist that around I know they say they say well if 1510 00:33:28,890 --> 00:33:28,900 around I know they say they say well if 1511 00:33:28,900 --> 00:33:30,180 around I know they say they say well if you don't vote you have no right you 1512 00:33:30,180 --> 00:33:30,190 you don't vote you have no right you 1513 00:33:30,190 --> 00:33:32,430 you don't vote you have no right you complain where's the logic in that if 1514 00:33:32,430 --> 00:33:32,440 complain where's the logic in that if 1515 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:35,160 complain where's the logic in that if you vote and you elect dishonest 1516 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:35,170 you vote and you elect dishonest 1517 00:33:35,170 --> 00:33:36,540 you vote and you elect dishonest incompetent people and they get into 1518 00:33:36,540 --> 00:33:36,550 incompetent people and they get into 1519 00:33:36,550 --> 00:33:38,370 incompetent people and they get into office and screw everything up but you 1520 00:33:38,370 --> 00:33:38,380 office and screw everything up but you 1521 00:33:38,380 --> 00:33:39,840 office and screw everything up but you are responsible for what they have done 1522 00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:39,850 are responsible for what they have done 1523 00:33:39,850 --> 00:33:42,180 are responsible for what they have done you caused the problem you voted them in 1524 00:33:42,180 --> 00:33:42,190 you caused the problem you voted them in 1525 00:33:42,190 --> 00:33:45,750 you caused the problem you voted them in you have no right to complain I on the 1526 00:33:45,750 --> 00:33:45,760 you have no right to complain I on the 1527 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:50,130 you have no right to complain I on the other hand who did not vote who did not 1528 00:33:50,130 --> 00:33:50,140 other hand who did not vote who did not 1529 00:33:50,140 --> 00:33:54,570 other hand who did not vote who did not vote who in fact did not keep and leave 1530 00:33:54,570 --> 00:33:54,580 vote who in fact did not keep and leave 1531 00:33:54,580 --> 00:33:58,350 vote who in fact did not keep and leave the house on Election Day in no way 1532 00:33:58,350 --> 00:33:58,360 the house on Election Day in no way 1533 00:33:58,360 --> 00:33:59,670 the house on Election Day in no way responsible for what these people have 1534 00:33:59,670 --> 00:33:59,680 responsible for what these people have 1535 00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:00,960 responsible for what these people have done and have every right to complain as 1536 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:00,970 done and have every right to complain as 1537 00:34:00,970 --> 00:34:02,160 done and have every right to complain as loud as I want about the mess you 1538 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:02,170 loud as I want about the mess you 1539 00:34:02,170 --> 00:34:05,280 loud as I want about the mess you created that I had nothing to do with so 1540 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:05,290 created that I had nothing to do with so 1541 00:34:05,290 --> 00:34:06,780 created that I had nothing to do with so I know that a little later on this year 1542 00:34:06,780 --> 00:34:06,790 I know that a little later on this year 1543 00:34:06,790 --> 00:34:07,950 I know that a little later on this year you're gonna have another one of those 1544 00:34:07,950 --> 00:34:07,960 you're gonna have another one of those 1545 00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:10,320 you're gonna have another one of those really swell presidential elections that 1546 00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:10,330 really swell presidential elections that 1547 00:34:10,330 --> 00:34:11,100 really swell presidential elections that you like so much 1548 00:34:11,100 --> 00:34:11,110 you like so much 1549 00:34:11,110 --> 00:34:12,629 you like so much you'll enjoy yourselves it'll be a lot 1550 00:34:12,629 --> 00:34:12,639 you'll enjoy yourselves it'll be a lot 1551 00:34:12,639 --> 00:34:14,280 you'll enjoy yourselves it'll be a lot of fun I'm sure as soon as the election 1552 00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:14,290 of fun I'm sure as soon as the election 1553 00:34:14,290 --> 00:34:15,780 of fun I'm sure as soon as the election is over your country will improve 1554 00:34:15,780 --> 00:34:15,790 is over your country will improve 1555 00:34:15,790 --> 00:34:18,330 is over your country will improve immediately as for me I'll be home on 1556 00:34:18,330 --> 00:34:18,340 immediately as for me I'll be home on 1557 00:34:18,340 --> 00:34:19,889 immediately as for me I'll be home on that day doing essentially the same 1558 00:34:19,889 --> 00:34:19,899 that day doing essentially the same 1559 00:34:19,899 --> 00:34:22,440 that day doing essentially the same thing as you the only difference is when 1560 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:22,450 thing as you the only difference is when 1561 00:34:22,450 --> 00:34:24,540 thing as you the only difference is when I could finish masturbating I'm gonna 1562 00:34:24,540 --> 00:34:24,550 I could finish masturbating I'm gonna 1563 00:34:24,550 --> 00:34:26,190 I could finish masturbating I'm gonna have a little something to show for it 1564 00:34:26,190 --> 00:34:26,200 have a little something to show for it 1565 00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:29,820 have a little something to show for it folks yeah that's all [ __ ] folks is 1566 00:34:29,820 --> 00:34:29,830 folks yeah that's all [ __ ] folks is 1567 00:34:29,830 --> 00:34:32,220 folks yeah that's all [ __ ] folks is bad for you it's all [ __ ] that's 1568 00:34:32,220 --> 00:34:32,230 bad for you it's all [ __ ] that's 1569 00:34:32,230 --> 00:34:33,270 bad for you it's all [ __ ] that's what you have to remember as you go 1570 00:34:33,270 --> 00:34:33,280 what you have to remember as you go 1571 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:34,680 what you have to remember as you go through life in this country it's all 1572 00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:34,690 through life in this country it's all 1573 00:34:34,690 --> 00:34:38,820 through life in this country it's all [ __ ] and it's bad for you now 1574 00:34:38,820 --> 00:34:38,830 [ __ ] and it's bad for you now 1575 00:34:38,830 --> 00:34:40,560 [ __ ] and it's bad for you now speaking of parents is speaking of 1576 00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:40,570 speaking of parents is speaking of 1577 00:34:40,570 --> 00:34:43,740 speaking of parents is speaking of [ __ ] two ideas which aren't always 1578 00:34:43,740 --> 00:34:43,750 [ __ ] two ideas which aren't always 1579 00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:46,440 [ __ ] two ideas which aren't always mutually exclusive by the way I'd like 1580 00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:46,450 mutually exclusive by the way I'd like 1581 00:34:46,450 --> 00:34:48,450 mutually exclusive by the way I'd like to mention a special kind of [ __ ] 1582 00:34:48,450 --> 00:34:48,460 to mention a special kind of [ __ ] 1583 00:34:48,460 --> 00:34:50,310 to mention a special kind of [ __ ] that has taken hold in this country in 1584 00:34:50,310 --> 00:34:50,320 that has taken hold in this country in 1585 00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:53,490 that has taken hold in this country in the last 30 to 40 years it's a form of 1586 00:34:53,490 --> 00:34:53,500 the last 30 to 40 years it's a form of 1587 00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:55,770 the last 30 to 40 years it's a form of [ __ ] that really only can be called 1588 00:34:55,770 --> 00:34:55,780 [ __ ] that really only can be called 1589 00:34:55,780 --> 00:34:59,580 [ __ ] that really only can be called child worship it's child worship it's 1590 00:34:59,580 --> 00:34:59,590 child worship it's child worship it's 1591 00:34:59,590 --> 00:35:03,720 child worship it's child worship it's this excessive devotion to children I'm 1592 00:35:03,720 --> 00:35:03,730 this excessive devotion to children I'm 1593 00:35:03,730 --> 00:35:05,630 this excessive devotion to children I'm talking about today's professional 1594 00:35:05,630 --> 00:35:05,640 talking about today's professional 1595 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:09,780 talking about today's professional parents these these obsessive diapers 1596 00:35:09,780 --> 00:35:09,790 parents these these obsessive diapers 1597 00:35:09,790 --> 00:35:11,530 parents these these obsessive diapers sniffers 1598 00:35:11,530 --> 00:35:11,540 sniffers 1599 00:35:11,540 --> 00:35:13,690 sniffers who are over scheduling and over 1600 00:35:13,690 --> 00:35:13,700 who are over scheduling and over 1601 00:35:13,700 --> 00:35:15,760 who are over scheduling and over managing their children and robbing them 1602 00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:15,770 managing their children and robbing them 1603 00:35:15,770 --> 00:35:18,640 managing their children and robbing them of their childhoods even the simple act 1604 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:18,650 of their childhoods even the simple act 1605 00:35:18,650 --> 00:35:29,010 of their childhoods even the simple act of player even the simple act of playing 1606 00:35:29,010 --> 00:35:29,020 of player even the simple act of playing 1607 00:35:29,020 --> 00:35:31,930 of player even the simple act of playing has been taken away from children and 1608 00:35:31,930 --> 00:35:31,940 has been taken away from children and 1609 00:35:31,940 --> 00:35:34,480 has been taken away from children and put on mommy schedule in the form of 1610 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:34,490 put on mommy schedule in the form of 1611 00:35:34,490 --> 00:35:36,610 put on mommy schedule in the form of playdates something that should be 1612 00:35:36,610 --> 00:35:36,620 playdates something that should be 1613 00:35:36,620 --> 00:35:39,460 playdates something that should be spontaneous and free is now being 1614 00:35:39,460 --> 00:35:39,470 spontaneous and free is now being 1615 00:35:39,470 --> 00:35:42,910 spontaneous and free is now being rigidly planned when does a kid ever get 1616 00:35:42,910 --> 00:35:42,920 rigidly planned when does a kid ever get 1617 00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:46,110 rigidly planned when does a kid ever get to sit in the yard with a stick anymore 1618 00:35:46,110 --> 00:35:46,120 to sit in the yard with a stick anymore 1619 00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:48,880 to sit in the yard with a stick anymore you know just sit there with a [ __ ] 1620 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:48,890 you know just sit there with a [ __ ] 1621 00:35:48,890 --> 00:35:53,230 you know just sit there with a [ __ ] stick do today's kids even know what a 1622 00:35:53,230 --> 00:35:53,240 stick do today's kids even know what a 1623 00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:58,630 stick do today's kids even know what a stick is you know but you know something 1624 00:35:58,630 --> 00:35:58,640 stick is you know but you know something 1625 00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:00,310 stick is you know but you know something the kid shouldn't be wasting his time on 1626 00:36:00,310 --> 00:36:00,320 the kid shouldn't be wasting his time on 1627 00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,710 the kid shouldn't be wasting his time on a stick anyway if he's 4 years old he 1628 00:36:02,710 --> 00:36:02,720 a stick anyway if he's 4 years old he 1629 00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:04,480 a stick anyway if he's 4 years old he should be home studying for his 1630 00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:04,490 should be home studying for his 1631 00:36:04,490 --> 00:36:07,840 should be home studying for his kindergarten entrance exams do you know 1632 00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:07,850 kindergarten entrance exams do you know 1633 00:36:07,850 --> 00:36:09,550 kindergarten entrance exams do you know about that [ __ ] are they having now yeah 1634 00:36:09,550 --> 00:36:09,560 about that [ __ ] are they having now yeah 1635 00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:11,080 about that [ __ ] are they having now yeah yeah there are places that have 1636 00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:11,090 yeah there are places that have 1637 00:36:11,090 --> 00:36:13,780 yeah there are places that have kindergarten entrance exams the poor 1638 00:36:13,780 --> 00:36:13,790 kindergarten entrance exams the poor 1639 00:36:13,790 --> 00:36:17,380 kindergarten entrance exams the poor little [ __ ] the poor little [ __ ] can 1640 00:36:17,380 --> 00:36:17,390 little [ __ ] the poor little [ __ ] can 1641 00:36:17,390 --> 00:36:22,380 little [ __ ] the poor little [ __ ] can barely locate his dick 1642 00:36:22,380 --> 00:36:22,390 1643 00:36:22,390 --> 00:36:25,680 you know and and already he's being 1644 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:25,690 you know and and already he's being 1645 00:36:25,690 --> 00:36:28,380 you know and and already he's being pressured to succeed pressure to succeed 1646 00:36:28,380 --> 00:36:28,390 pressured to succeed pressure to succeed 1647 00:36:28,390 --> 00:36:31,289 pressured to succeed pressure to succeed for the sake of the parents isn't this 1648 00:36:31,289 --> 00:36:31,299 for the sake of the parents isn't this 1649 00:36:31,299 --> 00:36:33,450 for the sake of the parents isn't this really just a sophisticated form of 1650 00:36:33,450 --> 00:36:33,460 really just a sophisticated form of 1651 00:36:33,460 --> 00:36:35,910 really just a sophisticated form of child abuse and speaking of that 1652 00:36:35,910 --> 00:36:35,920 child abuse and speaking of that 1653 00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:43,140 child abuse and speaking of that speaking of child abuse 1654 00:36:43,140 --> 00:36:43,150 1655 00:36:43,150 --> 00:36:45,849 speaking of child abuse next stop grade 1656 00:36:45,849 --> 00:36:45,859 speaking of child abuse next stop grade 1657 00:36:45,859 --> 00:36:48,520 speaking of child abuse next stop grade school grade schooler who won't be 1658 00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:48,530 school grade schooler who won't be 1659 00:36:48,530 --> 00:36:50,020 school grade schooler who won't be allowed to play tag because it 1660 00:36:50,020 --> 00:36:50,030 allowed to play tag because it 1661 00:36:50,030 --> 00:36:54,099 allowed to play tag because it encourages victimization and he won't be 1662 00:36:54,099 --> 00:36:54,109 encourages victimization and he won't be 1663 00:36:54,109 --> 00:36:55,870 encourages victimization and he won't be allowed to play dodge ball because it's 1664 00:36:55,870 --> 00:36:55,880 allowed to play dodge ball because it's 1665 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:59,140 allowed to play dodge ball because it's exclusionary and it promotes aggression 1666 00:36:59,140 --> 00:36:59,150 exclusionary and it promotes aggression 1667 00:36:59,150 --> 00:37:02,020 exclusionary and it promotes aggression standing around is still okay standing 1668 00:37:02,020 --> 00:37:02,030 standing around is still okay standing 1669 00:37:02,030 --> 00:37:03,730 standing around is still okay standing around is still permitted but it won't 1670 00:37:03,730 --> 00:37:03,740 around is still permitted but it won't 1671 00:37:03,740 --> 00:37:05,920 around is still permitted but it won't be for long because sooner or later some 1672 00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:05,930 be for long because sooner or later some 1673 00:37:05,930 --> 00:37:07,390 be for long because sooner or later some kid is going to be standing around and 1674 00:37:07,390 --> 00:37:07,400 kid is going to be standing around and 1675 00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,069 kid is going to be standing around and his foot will fall asleep and his 1676 00:37:09,069 --> 00:37:09,079 his foot will fall asleep and his 1677 00:37:09,079 --> 00:37:10,930 his foot will fall asleep and his parents will sue the school and it'll be 1678 00:37:10,930 --> 00:37:10,940 parents will sue the school and it'll be 1679 00:37:10,940 --> 00:37:21,290 parents will sue the school and it'll be goodbye [ __ ] standing around 1680 00:37:21,290 --> 00:37:21,300 1681 00:37:21,300 --> 00:37:25,970 my last question George is that it seems 1682 00:37:25,970 --> 00:37:25,980 my last question George is that it seems 1683 00:37:25,980 --> 00:37:27,800 my last question George is that it seems to me you're kind of an icon for someone 1684 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:27,810 to me you're kind of an icon for someone 1685 00:37:27,810 --> 00:37:33,950 to me you're kind of an icon for someone who can see the bad things going on and 1686 00:37:33,950 --> 00:37:33,960 who can see the bad things going on and 1687 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:36,560 who can see the bad things going on and but not let it sort of harden your heart 1688 00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:36,570 but not let it sort of harden your heart 1689 00:37:36,570 --> 00:37:40,370 but not let it sort of harden your heart not let it get into you and screw up 1690 00:37:40,370 --> 00:37:40,380 not let it get into you and screw up 1691 00:37:40,380 --> 00:37:42,650 not let it get into you and screw up your either mental state or your 1692 00:37:42,650 --> 00:37:42,660 your either mental state or your 1693 00:37:42,660 --> 00:37:45,590 your either mental state or your emotional state hey do you have any 1694 00:37:45,590 --> 00:37:45,600 emotional state hey do you have any 1695 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:48,410 emotional state hey do you have any advice for people on how you can still 1696 00:37:48,410 --> 00:37:48,420 advice for people on how you can still 1697 00:37:48,420 --> 00:37:50,870 advice for people on how you can still stay engaged in the world and not just 1698 00:37:50,870 --> 00:37:50,880 stay engaged in the world and not just 1699 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:53,330 stay engaged in the world and not just go insane with anger and resentment 1700 00:37:53,330 --> 00:37:53,340 go insane with anger and resentment 1701 00:37:53,340 --> 00:37:56,450 go insane with anger and resentment become a spectator that's what I am I 1702 00:37:56,450 --> 00:37:56,460 become a spectator that's what I am I 1703 00:37:56,460 --> 00:37:59,960 become a spectator that's what I am I have found that over the last 20 to 30 1704 00:37:59,960 --> 00:37:59,970 have found that over the last 20 to 30 1705 00:37:59,970 --> 00:38:02,750 have found that over the last 20 to 30 years somewhere in that span between 20 1706 00:38:02,750 --> 00:38:02,760 years somewhere in that span between 20 1707 00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:05,500 years somewhere in that span between 20 and 30 years ago I began to pull away 1708 00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:05,510 and 30 years ago I began to pull away 1709 00:38:05,510 --> 00:38:08,720 and 30 years ago I began to pull away from having a stake in any of this I 1710 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:08,730 from having a stake in any of this I 1711 00:38:08,730 --> 00:38:11,840 from having a stake in any of this I don't really have an emotional stake in 1712 00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:11,850 don't really have an emotional stake in 1713 00:38:11,850 --> 00:38:14,990 don't really have an emotional stake in the outcome anymore in terms of my 1714 00:38:14,990 --> 00:38:15,000 the outcome anymore in terms of my 1715 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,530 the outcome anymore in terms of my caring I don't really give a [ __ ] when 1716 00:38:18,530 --> 00:38:18,540 caring I don't really give a [ __ ] when 1717 00:38:18,540 --> 00:38:20,600 caring I don't really give a [ __ ] when you get right down to it I don't care 1718 00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:20,610 you get right down to it I don't care 1719 00:38:20,610 --> 00:38:23,390 you get right down to it I don't care what happens to my my species because I 1720 00:38:23,390 --> 00:38:23,400 what happens to my my species because I 1721 00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:25,730 what happens to my my species because I think this species has squandered great 1722 00:38:25,730 --> 00:38:25,740 think this species has squandered great 1723 00:38:25,740 --> 00:38:29,510 think this species has squandered great gifts namely and especially the gift of 1724 00:38:29,510 --> 00:38:29,520 gifts namely and especially the gift of 1725 00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:33,710 gifts namely and especially the gift of this mind we have the brain brain / mind 1726 00:38:33,710 --> 00:38:33,720 this mind we have the brain brain / mind 1727 00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:36,920 this mind we have the brain brain / mind which is able to distinguish between 1728 00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:36,930 which is able to distinguish between 1729 00:38:36,930 --> 00:38:40,220 which is able to distinguish between subject and object as a starter and able 1730 00:38:40,220 --> 00:38:40,230 subject and object as a starter and able 1731 00:38:40,230 --> 00:38:43,400 subject and object as a starter and able to do a lot of abstract things that that 1732 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:43,410 to do a lot of abstract things that that 1733 00:38:43,410 --> 00:38:45,920 to do a lot of abstract things that that should have led us better places and the 1734 00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:45,930 should have led us better places and the 1735 00:38:45,930 --> 00:38:47,840 should have led us better places and the opposable thumb and walking erect in 1736 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:47,850 opposable thumb and walking erect in 1737 00:38:47,850 --> 00:38:49,880 opposable thumb and walking erect in that whole package we should certainly 1738 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:49,890 that whole package we should certainly 1739 00:38:49,890 --> 00:38:52,460 that whole package we should certainly have done better than to embrace 1740 00:38:52,460 --> 00:38:52,470 have done better than to embrace 1741 00:38:52,470 --> 00:38:54,890 have done better than to embrace superstitious religious belief that 1742 00:38:54,890 --> 00:38:54,900 superstitious religious belief that 1743 00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:59,090 superstitious religious belief that rules us and leads us and the pursuit of 1744 00:38:59,090 --> 00:38:59,100 rules us and leads us and the pursuit of 1745 00:38:59,100 --> 00:39:03,020 rules us and leads us and the pursuit of Goods and profit and territory and power 1746 00:39:03,020 --> 00:39:03,030 Goods and profit and territory and power 1747 00:39:03,030 --> 00:39:06,710 Goods and profit and territory and power that's what we turned into and I think 1748 00:39:06,710 --> 00:39:06,720 that's what we turned into and I think 1749 00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:09,140 that's what we turned into and I think the same is true of this culture I have 1750 00:39:09,140 --> 00:39:09,150 the same is true of this culture I have 1751 00:39:09,150 --> 00:39:11,570 the same is true of this culture I have also found myself pulling away from this 1752 00:39:11,570 --> 00:39:11,580 also found myself pulling away from this 1753 00:39:11,580 --> 00:39:13,970 also found myself pulling away from this culture and not caring about the outcome 1754 00:39:13,970 --> 00:39:13,980 culture and not caring about the outcome 1755 00:39:13,980 --> 00:39:17,810 culture and not caring about the outcome because I think the same thing is true 1756 00:39:17,810 --> 00:39:17,820 because I think the same thing is true 1757 00:39:17,820 --> 00:39:19,840 because I think the same thing is true this culture the country the American 1758 00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:19,850 this culture the country the American 1759 00:39:19,850 --> 00:39:23,300 this culture the country the American country was given great gift they've 1760 00:39:23,300 --> 00:39:23,310 country was given great gift they've 1761 00:39:23,310 --> 00:39:25,430 country was given great gift they've developed great gifts on its own at the 1762 00:39:25,430 --> 00:39:25,440 developed great gifts on its own at the 1763 00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:27,920 developed great gifts on its own at the beginning and I think we squandered 1764 00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:27,930 beginning and I think we squandered 1765 00:39:27,930 --> 00:39:31,220 beginning and I think we squandered these these ideals these noble purposes 1766 00:39:31,220 --> 00:39:31,230 these these ideals these noble purposes 1767 00:39:31,230 --> 00:39:33,230 these these ideals these noble purposes and ideals that we began with 1768 00:39:33,230 --> 00:39:33,240 and ideals that we began with 1769 00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:38,390 and ideals that we began with and we went off the track because of the 1770 00:39:38,390 --> 00:39:38,400 and we went off the track because of the 1771 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,820 and we went off the track because of the prosperity primarily we were always 1772 00:39:40,820 --> 00:39:40,830 prosperity primarily we were always 1773 00:39:40,830 --> 00:39:43,070 prosperity primarily we were always infected with the religious thing that 1774 00:39:43,070 --> 00:39:43,080 infected with the religious thing that 1775 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:44,630 infected with the religious thing that was always there underneath everything 1776 00:39:44,630 --> 00:39:44,640 was always there underneath everything 1777 00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:48,850 was always there underneath everything but but prosperity led to greed and 1778 00:39:48,850 --> 00:39:48,860 but but prosperity led to greed and 1779 00:39:48,860 --> 00:39:51,830 but but prosperity led to greed and possessiveness and wanting to own things 1780 00:39:51,830 --> 00:39:51,840 possessiveness and wanting to own things 1781 00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:54,440 possessiveness and wanting to own things and have them for their own sake and now 1782 00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:54,450 and have them for their own sake and now 1783 00:39:54,450 --> 00:39:57,230 and have them for their own sake and now the American people politically have 1784 00:39:57,230 --> 00:39:57,240 the American people politically have 1785 00:39:57,240 --> 00:39:59,450 the American people politically have been bought off have been completely 1786 00:39:59,450 --> 00:39:59,460 been bought off have been completely 1787 00:39:59,460 --> 00:40:01,790 been bought off have been completely silenced and bought off by gizmos and 1788 00:40:01,790 --> 00:40:01,800 silenced and bought off by gizmos and 1789 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,400 silenced and bought off by gizmos and toys and that's a line from the current 1790 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:04,410 toys and that's a line from the current 1791 00:40:04,410 --> 00:40:08,390 toys and that's a line from the current show and it's just ashamed so so I 1792 00:40:08,390 --> 00:40:08,400 show and it's just ashamed so so I 1793 00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,220 show and it's just ashamed so so I pulled away emotionally and I said you 1794 00:40:10,220 --> 00:40:10,230 pulled away emotionally and I said you 1795 00:40:10,230 --> 00:40:12,020 pulled away emotionally and I said you know what [ __ ] them let them do what 1796 00:40:12,020 --> 00:40:12,030 know what [ __ ] them let them do what 1797 00:40:12,030 --> 00:40:13,490 know what [ __ ] them let them do what they want to do I'm going to enjoy this 1798 00:40:13,490 --> 00:40:13,500 they want to do I'm going to enjoy this 1799 00:40:13,500 --> 00:40:15,710 they want to do I'm going to enjoy this [ __ ] that's a spectator and I look at it 1800 00:40:15,710 --> 00:40:15,720 [ __ ] that's a spectator and I look at it 1801 00:40:15,720 --> 00:40:17,750 [ __ ] that's a spectator and I look at it as a show it's a big circus it's a big 1802 00:40:17,750 --> 00:40:17,760 as a show it's a big circus it's a big 1803 00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:20,350 as a show it's a big circus it's a big it's a big parade whatever you want ever 1804 00:40:20,350 --> 00:40:20,360 it's a big parade whatever you want ever 1805 00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:22,850 it's a big parade whatever you want ever metaphor you want to use I think of it 1806 00:40:22,850 --> 00:40:22,860 metaphor you want to use I think of it 1807 00:40:22,860 --> 00:40:23,810 metaphor you want to use I think of it as the freak show 1808 00:40:23,810 --> 00:40:23,820 as the freak show 1809 00:40:23,820 --> 00:40:25,970 as the freak show I like to say this when you're born in 1810 00:40:25,970 --> 00:40:25,980 I like to say this when you're born in 1811 00:40:25,980 --> 00:40:27,710 I like to say this when you're born in this world you're given a ticket to the 1812 00:40:27,710 --> 00:40:27,720 this world you're given a ticket to the 1813 00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:29,900 this world you're given a ticket to the Freak Show when you're born in America 1814 00:40:29,900 --> 00:40:29,910 Freak Show when you're born in America 1815 00:40:29,910 --> 00:40:31,760 Freak Show when you're born in America you're given a front-row seat 1816 00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:31,770 you're given a front-row seat 1817 00:40:31,770 --> 00:40:33,950 you're given a front-row seat and man I'm sitting there and I have my 1818 00:40:33,950 --> 00:40:33,960 and man I'm sitting there and I have my 1819 00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:36,200 and man I'm sitting there and I have my notebook out and I'm enjoying the show 1820 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:36,210 notebook out and I'm enjoying the show 1821 00:40:36,210 --> 00:40:37,820 notebook out and I'm enjoying the show and I wish I could live a thousand years 1822 00:40:37,820 --> 00:40:37,830 and I wish I could live a thousand years 1823 00:40:37,830 --> 00:40:40,550 and I wish I could live a thousand years to watch this all develop the rise of 1824 00:40:40,550 --> 00:40:40,560 to watch this all develop the rise of 1825 00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:42,350 to watch this all develop the rise of Russia the rise of China the 1826 00:40:42,350 --> 00:40:42,360 Russia the rise of China the 1827 00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:45,980 Russia the rise of China the modernization of of Europe the decline 1828 00:40:45,980 --> 00:40:45,990 modernization of of Europe the decline 1829 00:40:45,990 --> 00:40:48,040 modernization of of Europe the decline of the white race it's going to be an 1830 00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:48,050 of the white race it's going to be an 1831 00:40:48,050 --> 00:40:51,320 of the white race it's going to be an amazing story as it develops and and I 1832 00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:51,330 amazing story as it develops and and I 1833 00:40:51,330 --> 00:40:53,900 amazing story as it develops and and I just wish I could see at all I'm 70 now 1834 00:40:53,900 --> 00:40:53,910 just wish I could see at all I'm 70 now 1835 00:40:53,910 --> 00:40:56,690 just wish I could see at all I'm 70 now I probably lived between 90 and 100 I 1836 00:40:56,690 --> 00:40:56,700 I probably lived between 90 and 100 I 1837 00:40:56,700 --> 00:40:59,290 I probably lived between 90 and 100 I think and I'll get to see some of it but 1838 00:40:59,290 --> 00:40:59,300 think and I'll get to see some of it but 1839 00:40:59,300 --> 00:41:02,300 think and I'll get to see some of it but but it is an interesting exciting thing 1840 00:41:02,300 --> 00:41:02,310 but it is an interesting exciting thing 1841 00:41:02,310 --> 00:41:05,030 but it is an interesting exciting thing to watch if you can detach yourself 1842 00:41:05,030 --> 00:41:05,040 to watch if you can detach yourself 1843 00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:07,190 to watch if you can detach yourself emotionally and that's the end of that 1844 00:41:07,190 --> 00:41:07,200 emotionally and that's the end of that 1845 00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:10,010 emotionally and that's the end of that that's the best way to swallow all that 1846 00:41:10,010 --> 00:41:10,020 that's the best way to swallow all that 1847 00:41:10,020 --> 00:41:11,930 that's the best way to swallow all that stuff and believe it and still walk down 1848 00:41:11,930 --> 00:41:11,940 stuff and believe it and still walk down 1849 00:41:11,940 --> 00:41:14,630 stuff and believe it and still walk down the street singing a happy that's right 1850 00:41:14,630 --> 00:41:14,640 the street singing a happy that's right 1851 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:17,480 the street singing a happy that's right happy there's no anger energy there's no 1852 00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:17,490 happy there's no anger energy there's no 1853 00:41:17,490 --> 00:41:21,470 happy there's no anger energy there's no anger there's no emotional state but it 1854 00:41:21,470 --> 00:41:21,480 anger there's no emotional state but it 1855 00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:23,750 anger there's no emotional state but it didn't happen and one of the reasons one 1856 00:41:23,750 --> 00:41:23,760 didn't happen and one of the reasons one 1857 00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:25,310 didn't happen and one of the reasons one of the reasons is because we were using 1858 00:41:25,310 --> 00:41:25,320 of the reasons is because we were using 1859 00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:28,070 of the reasons is because we were using that soft language that language to 1860 00:41:28,070 --> 00:41:28,080 that soft language that language to 1861 00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:30,410 that soft language that language to takes the life out of life and it is a 1862 00:41:30,410 --> 00:41:30,420 takes the life out of life and it is a 1863 00:41:30,420 --> 00:41:32,720 takes the life out of life and it is a function of time it does keep getting 1864 00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:32,730 function of time it does keep getting 1865 00:41:32,730 --> 00:41:33,230 function of time it does keep getting worse 1866 00:41:33,230 --> 00:41:33,240 worse 1867 00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:35,000 worse get another example some time during my 1868 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:35,010 get another example some time during my 1869 00:41:35,010 --> 00:41:38,630 get another example some time during my life some time during my lifetime became 1870 00:41:38,630 --> 00:41:38,640 life some time during my lifetime became 1871 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:40,030 life some time during my lifetime became bathroom to 1872 00:41:40,030 --> 00:41:40,040 bathroom to 1873 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:45,250 bathroom to I wasn't notified of this no one asked 1874 00:41:45,250 --> 00:41:45,260 I wasn't notified of this no one asked 1875 00:41:45,260 --> 00:41:46,450 I wasn't notified of this no one asked me if I agreed with it 1876 00:41:46,450 --> 00:41:46,460 me if I agreed with it 1877 00:41:46,460 --> 00:41:48,520 me if I agreed with it it just happened toilet paper became 1878 00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:48,530 it just happened toilet paper became 1879 00:41:48,530 --> 00:41:51,520 it just happened toilet paper became bathroom tissue sneakers became running 1880 00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:51,530 bathroom tissue sneakers became running 1881 00:41:51,530 --> 00:41:54,880 bathroom tissue sneakers became running shoes false teeth became dental 1882 00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:54,890 shoes false teeth became dental 1883 00:41:54,890 --> 00:41:58,359 shoes false teeth became dental appliances medicine became medication 1884 00:41:58,359 --> 00:41:58,369 appliances medicine became medication 1885 00:41:58,369 --> 00:42:01,750 appliances medicine became medication information became directory assistance 1886 00:42:01,750 --> 00:42:01,760 information became directory assistance 1887 00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:04,810 information became directory assistance the dumped became the landfill 1888 00:42:04,810 --> 00:42:04,820 the dumped became the landfill 1889 00:42:04,820 --> 00:42:07,830 the dumped became the landfill car crashes became automobile accidents 1890 00:42:07,830 --> 00:42:07,840 car crashes became automobile accidents 1891 00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:12,120 car crashes became automobile accidents partly cloudy became partly sunny 1892 00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:12,130 partly cloudy became partly sunny 1893 00:42:12,130 --> 00:42:16,210 partly cloudy became partly sunny motels became Motor lodges house 1894 00:42:16,210 --> 00:42:16,220 motels became Motor lodges house 1895 00:42:16,220 --> 00:42:20,020 motels became Motor lodges house trailers became mobile homes used cars 1896 00:42:20,020 --> 00:42:20,030 trailers became mobile homes used cars 1897 00:42:20,030 --> 00:42:23,220 trailers became mobile homes used cars became previously owned transportation 1898 00:42:23,220 --> 00:42:23,230 became previously owned transportation 1899 00:42:23,230 --> 00:42:26,470 became previously owned transportation room service became guest room dining 1900 00:42:26,470 --> 00:42:26,480 room service became guest room dining 1901 00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:28,960 room service became guest room dining and constipation became occasional 1902 00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:28,970 and constipation became occasional 1903 00:42:28,970 --> 00:42:34,870 and constipation became occasional irregularity when I was a little kid if 1904 00:42:34,870 --> 00:42:34,880 irregularity when I was a little kid if 1905 00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:36,280 irregularity when I was a little kid if I got sick they wanted me to go to the 1906 00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:36,290 I got sick they wanted me to go to the 1907 00:42:36,290 --> 00:42:38,470 I got sick they wanted me to go to the hospital and see the doctor now they 1908 00:42:38,470 --> 00:42:38,480 hospital and see the doctor now they 1909 00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:39,839 hospital and see the doctor now they want me to go to a health maintenance 1910 00:42:39,839 --> 00:42:39,849 want me to go to a health maintenance 1911 00:42:39,849 --> 00:42:43,270 want me to go to a health maintenance organization or a Wellness Center to 1912 00:42:43,270 --> 00:42:43,280 organization or a Wellness Center to 1913 00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:44,859 organization or a Wellness Center to consult a healthcare delivery 1914 00:42:44,859 --> 00:42:44,869 consult a healthcare delivery 1915 00:42:44,869 --> 00:42:47,560 consult a healthcare delivery professional poor people used to live in 1916 00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:47,570 professional poor people used to live in 1917 00:42:47,570 --> 00:42:48,490 professional poor people used to live in slums 1918 00:42:48,490 --> 00:42:48,500 slums 1919 00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:50,470 slums now the economically disadvantaged 1920 00:42:50,470 --> 00:42:50,480 now the economically disadvantaged 1921 00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,300 now the economically disadvantaged occupies substandard housing in the 1922 00:42:52,300 --> 00:42:52,310 occupies substandard housing in the 1923 00:42:52,310 --> 00:42:57,160 occupies substandard housing in the inner cities and they're broke they're 1924 00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:57,170 inner cities and they're broke they're 1925 00:42:57,170 --> 00:42:59,530 inner cities and they're broke they're broke they don't have a negative cash 1926 00:42:59,530 --> 00:42:59,540 broke they don't have a negative cash 1927 00:42:59,540 --> 00:43:03,510 broke they don't have a negative cash flow position that [ __ ] blow 1928 00:43:03,510 --> 00:43:03,520 flow position that [ __ ] blow 1929 00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:05,970 flow position that [ __ ] blow because a lot of them were fired you 1930 00:43:05,970 --> 00:43:05,980 because a lot of them were fired you 1931 00:43:05,980 --> 00:43:07,980 because a lot of them were fired you know fired management wanted to curtail 1932 00:43:07,980 --> 00:43:07,990 know fired management wanted to curtail 1933 00:43:07,990 --> 00:43:10,050 know fired management wanted to curtail redundancies in the human resources area 1934 00:43:10,050 --> 00:43:10,060 redundancies in the human resources area 1935 00:43:10,060 --> 00:43:12,359 redundancies in the human resources area so many people are no longer viable 1936 00:43:12,359 --> 00:43:12,369 so many people are no longer viable 1937 00:43:12,369 --> 00:43:15,980 so many people are no longer viable members of the workforce smug greedy 1938 00:43:15,980 --> 00:43:15,990 members of the workforce smug greedy 1939 00:43:15,990 --> 00:43:18,570 members of the workforce smug greedy well-fed white people have invented a 1940 00:43:18,570 --> 00:43:18,580 well-fed white people have invented a 1941 00:43:18,580 --> 00:43:20,609 well-fed white people have invented a language to conceal their sins it's as 1942 00:43:20,609 --> 00:43:20,619 language to conceal their sins it's as 1943 00:43:20,619 --> 00:43:22,620 language to conceal their sins it's as simple as that the CIA doesn't kill 1944 00:43:22,620 --> 00:43:22,630 simple as that the CIA doesn't kill 1945 00:43:22,630 --> 00:43:25,170 simple as that the CIA doesn't kill anybody anymore they neutralize people 1946 00:43:25,170 --> 00:43:25,180 anybody anymore they neutralize people 1947 00:43:25,180 --> 00:43:28,500 anybody anymore they neutralize people well they de populate the area the 1948 00:43:28,500 --> 00:43:28,510 well they de populate the area the 1949 00:43:28,510 --> 00:43:30,240 well they de populate the area the government doesn't lie and engages in 1950 00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:30,250 government doesn't lie and engages in 1951 00:43:30,250 --> 00:43:33,300 government doesn't lie and engages in disinformation the Pentagon actually 1952 00:43:33,300 --> 00:43:33,310 disinformation the Pentagon actually 1953 00:43:33,310 --> 00:43:35,940 disinformation the Pentagon actually measures nuclear radiation and something 1954 00:43:35,940 --> 00:43:35,950 measures nuclear radiation and something 1955 00:43:35,950 --> 00:43:40,080 measures nuclear radiation and something they call sunshine units Israeli 1956 00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:40,090 they call sunshine units Israeli 1957 00:43:40,090 --> 00:43:42,810 they call sunshine units Israeli murderers are called commandos Arab 1958 00:43:42,810 --> 00:43:42,820 murderers are called commandos Arab 1959 00:43:42,820 --> 00:43:45,660 murderers are called commandos Arab commandos are called terrorists contra 1960 00:43:45,660 --> 00:43:45,670 commandos are called terrorists contra 1961 00:43:45,670 --> 00:43:48,090 commandos are called terrorists contra killers are called freedom fighters well 1962 00:43:48,090 --> 00:43:48,100 killers are called freedom fighters well 1963 00:43:48,100 --> 00:43:50,010 killers are called freedom fighters well of crime fighters fight crime and fire 1964 00:43:50,010 --> 00:43:50,020 of crime fighters fight crime and fire 1965 00:43:50,020 --> 00:43:52,140 of crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire what the freedom 1966 00:43:52,140 --> 00:43:52,150 fighters fight fire what the freedom 1967 00:43:52,150 --> 00:43:54,960 fighters fight fire what the freedom fighters fight they never mentioned that 1968 00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:54,970 fighters fight they never mentioned that 1969 00:43:54,970 --> 00:43:57,160 fighters fight they never mentioned that part of it to us do they 1970 00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:57,170 part of it to us do they 1971 00:43:57,170 --> 00:44:04,460 part of it to us do they never mention that party 1972 00:44:04,460 --> 00:44:04,470 1973 00:44:04,470 --> 00:44:07,050 and some of this stuff is just silly we 1974 00:44:07,050 --> 00:44:07,060 and some of this stuff is just silly we 1975 00:44:07,060 --> 00:44:08,280 and some of this stuff is just silly we know we all know that like on the 1976 00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:08,290 know we all know that like on the 1977 00:44:08,290 --> 00:44:09,540 know we all know that like on the airline's they say they want to 1978 00:44:09,540 --> 00:44:09,550 airline's they say they want to 1979 00:44:09,550 --> 00:44:11,910 airline's they say they want to pre-board what the hell is pre-board 1980 00:44:11,910 --> 00:44:11,920 pre-board what the hell is pre-board 1981 00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,190 pre-board what the hell is pre-board what does that mean to get on before you 1982 00:44:14,190 --> 00:44:14,200 what does that mean to get on before you 1983 00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:18,810 what does that mean to get on before you get on they say they're going to 1984 00:44:18,810 --> 00:44:18,820 get on they say they're going to 1985 00:44:18,820 --> 00:44:21,420 get on they say they're going to pre-board those passengers in need of 1986 00:44:21,420 --> 00:44:21,430 pre-board those passengers in need of 1987 00:44:21,430 --> 00:44:26,310 pre-board those passengers in need of special assistance cripples simple 1988 00:44:26,310 --> 00:44:26,320 special assistance cripples simple 1989 00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:29,130 special assistance cripples simple honest direct language there's no shame 1990 00:44:29,130 --> 00:44:29,140 honest direct language there's no shame 1991 00:44:29,140 --> 00:44:31,080 honest direct language there's no shame attached to the word crippled that I can 1992 00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:31,090 attached to the word crippled that I can 1993 00:44:31,090 --> 00:44:33,210 attached to the word crippled that I can find in any dictionary no shame attached 1994 00:44:33,210 --> 00:44:33,220 find in any dictionary no shame attached 1995 00:44:33,220 --> 00:44:35,130 find in any dictionary no shame attached to it in fact it's a word used in Bible 1996 00:44:35,130 --> 00:44:35,140 to it in fact it's a word used in Bible 1997 00:44:35,140 --> 00:44:36,900 to it in fact it's a word used in Bible translations jesus healed the cripples 1998 00:44:36,900 --> 00:44:36,910 translations jesus healed the cripples 1999 00:44:36,910 --> 00:44:38,610 translations jesus healed the cripples doesn't take seven words to describe 2000 00:44:38,610 --> 00:44:38,620 doesn't take seven words to describe 2001 00:44:38,620 --> 00:44:41,100 doesn't take seven words to describe that condition but we don't have any 2002 00:44:41,100 --> 00:44:41,110 that condition but we don't have any 2003 00:44:41,110 --> 00:44:43,760 that condition but we don't have any cripples in this country anymore we have 2004 00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:43,770 cripples in this country anymore we have 2005 00:44:43,770 --> 00:44:48,330 cripples in this country anymore we have the physically challenged is that a 2006 00:44:48,330 --> 00:44:48,340 the physically challenged is that a 2007 00:44:48,340 --> 00:44:50,640 the physically challenged is that a grotesque enough evasion for you 2008 00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:50,650 grotesque enough evasion for you 2009 00:44:50,650 --> 00:44:54,600 grotesque enough evasion for you how about differently-abled I've heard 2010 00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:54,610 how about differently-abled I've heard 2011 00:44:54,610 --> 00:44:57,720 how about differently-abled I've heard them called that differently-abled you 2012 00:44:57,720 --> 00:44:57,730 them called that differently-abled you 2013 00:44:57,730 --> 00:44:59,340 them called that differently-abled you can't even call these people handicapped 2014 00:44:59,340 --> 00:44:59,350 can't even call these people handicapped 2015 00:44:59,350 --> 00:45:00,180 can't even call these people handicapped anymore they'll say we're not 2016 00:45:00,180 --> 00:45:00,190 anymore they'll say we're not 2017 00:45:00,190 --> 00:45:01,110 anymore they'll say we're not handicapped 2018 00:45:01,110 --> 00:45:01,120 handicapped 2019 00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:04,890 handicapped we're handi-capable these poor people 2020 00:45:04,890 --> 00:45:04,900 we're handi-capable these poor people 2021 00:45:04,900 --> 00:45:06,720 we're handi-capable these poor people have been bullshitted by the system into 2022 00:45:06,720 --> 00:45:06,730 have been bullshitted by the system into 2023 00:45:06,730 --> 00:45:08,040 have been bullshitted by the system into believing that if you change the name of 2024 00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:08,050 believing that if you change the name of 2025 00:45:08,050 --> 00:45:09,540 believing that if you change the name of the condition somehow you'll change the 2026 00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:09,550 the condition somehow you'll change the 2027 00:45:09,550 --> 00:45:17,819 the condition somehow you'll change the condition well hey cookie doesn't happen 2028 00:45:17,819 --> 00:45:17,829 2029 00:45:17,829 --> 00:45:20,380 we have no more deaf people in this 2030 00:45:20,380 --> 00:45:20,390 we have no more deaf people in this 2031 00:45:20,390 --> 00:45:22,299 we have no more deaf people in this country hearing-impaired 2032 00:45:22,299 --> 00:45:22,309 country hearing-impaired 2033 00:45:22,309 --> 00:45:24,790 country hearing-impaired no one's blind anymore partially sighted 2034 00:45:24,790 --> 00:45:24,800 no one's blind anymore partially sighted 2035 00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:27,220 no one's blind anymore partially sighted or visually impaired we have no more 2036 00:45:27,220 --> 00:45:27,230 or visually impaired we have no more 2037 00:45:27,230 --> 00:45:29,440 or visually impaired we have no more stupid people everybody has a learning 2038 00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:29,450 stupid people everybody has a learning 2039 00:45:29,450 --> 00:45:33,780 stupid people everybody has a learning disorder or he's minimally exceptional 2040 00:45:33,780 --> 00:45:33,790 disorder or he's minimally exceptional 2041 00:45:33,790 --> 00:45:35,859 disorder or he's minimally exceptional how would you like to be told that about 2042 00:45:35,859 --> 00:45:35,869 how would you like to be told that about 2043 00:45:35,869 --> 00:45:36,910 how would you like to be told that about your child 2044 00:45:36,910 --> 00:45:36,920 your child 2045 00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:40,540 your child he's minimally exceptional well thank 2046 00:45:40,540 --> 00:45:40,550 he's minimally exceptional well thank 2047 00:45:40,550 --> 00:45:44,280 he's minimally exceptional well thank God for that 2048 00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:44,290 2049 00:45:44,290 --> 00:45:46,299 psychologists actually have started 2050 00:45:46,299 --> 00:45:46,309 psychologists actually have started 2051 00:45:46,309 --> 00:45:48,940 psychologists actually have started calling ugly people those with severe 2052 00:45:48,940 --> 00:45:48,950 calling ugly people those with severe 2053 00:45:48,950 --> 00:45:53,500 calling ugly people those with severe appearance deficits it's getting so bad 2054 00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:53,510 appearance deficits it's getting so bad 2055 00:45:53,510 --> 00:45:55,720 appearance deficits it's getting so bad that any day now I expect to hear a rape 2056 00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:55,730 that any day now I expect to hear a rape 2057 00:45:55,730 --> 00:45:57,880 that any day now I expect to hear a rape victim referred to as an unwilling sperm 2058 00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:57,890 victim referred to as an unwilling sperm 2059 00:45:57,890 --> 00:46:06,580 victim referred to as an unwilling sperm recipient 2060 00:46:06,580 --> 00:46:06,590 2061 00:46:06,590 --> 00:46:09,290 and we have no more old people in this 2062 00:46:09,290 --> 00:46:09,300 and we have no more old people in this 2063 00:46:09,300 --> 00:46:11,150 and we have no more old people in this country no more old people we ship them 2064 00:46:11,150 --> 00:46:11,160 country no more old people we ship them 2065 00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:14,930 country no more old people we ship them all away and we brought in these senior 2066 00:46:14,930 --> 00:46:14,940 all away and we brought in these senior 2067 00:46:14,940 --> 00:46:16,330 all away and we brought in these senior citizens 2068 00:46:16,330 --> 00:46:16,340 citizens 2069 00:46:16,340 --> 00:46:18,460 citizens isn't that a typically American 2070 00:46:18,460 --> 00:46:18,470 isn't that a typically American 2071 00:46:18,470 --> 00:46:21,849 isn't that a typically American twentieth-century phrase bloodless 2072 00:46:21,849 --> 00:46:21,859 twentieth-century phrase bloodless 2073 00:46:21,859 --> 00:46:25,570 twentieth-century phrase bloodless lifeless no pulse in one of them a 2074 00:46:25,570 --> 00:46:25,580 lifeless no pulse in one of them a 2075 00:46:25,580 --> 00:46:28,970 lifeless no pulse in one of them a senior citizen but I've accepted that 2076 00:46:28,970 --> 00:46:28,980 senior citizen but I've accepted that 2077 00:46:28,980 --> 00:46:30,170 senior citizen but I've accepted that one have come to terms with it I know 2078 00:46:30,170 --> 00:46:30,180 one have come to terms with it I know 2079 00:46:30,180 --> 00:46:32,120 one have come to terms with it I know it's here to stay we'll never get rid of 2080 00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:32,130 it's here to stay we'll never get rid of 2081 00:46:32,130 --> 00:46:33,380 it's here to stay we'll never get rid of it that's what they're gonna be called 2082 00:46:33,380 --> 00:46:33,390 it that's what they're gonna be called 2083 00:46:33,390 --> 00:46:35,089 it that's what they're gonna be called so I'll relax on that but the one I do 2084 00:46:35,089 --> 00:46:35,099 so I'll relax on that but the one I do 2085 00:46:35,099 --> 00:46:37,520 so I'll relax on that but the one I do resist the one I keep resisting is when 2086 00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:37,530 resist the one I keep resisting is when 2087 00:46:37,530 --> 00:46:38,900 resist the one I keep resisting is when they look at an old guy and they'll say 2088 00:46:38,900 --> 00:46:38,910 they look at an old guy and they'll say 2089 00:46:38,910 --> 00:46:43,270 they look at an old guy and they'll say look at him Dan he's 90 years young 2090 00:46:43,270 --> 00:46:43,280 2091 00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:45,980 imagine the fear of aging that reveals 2092 00:46:45,980 --> 00:46:45,990 imagine the fear of aging that reveals 2093 00:46:45,990 --> 00:46:48,440 imagine the fear of aging that reveals tonight even be able to use the word old 2094 00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:48,450 tonight even be able to use the word old 2095 00:46:48,450 --> 00:46:50,030 tonight even be able to use the word old to describe someone to have to use the 2096 00:46:50,030 --> 00:46:50,040 to describe someone to have to use the 2097 00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:53,120 to describe someone to have to use the lanthanum and fear of aging is natural 2098 00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:53,130 lanthanum and fear of aging is natural 2099 00:46:53,130 --> 00:46:54,950 lanthanum and fear of aging is natural its universal isn't it we all have that 2100 00:46:54,950 --> 00:46:54,960 its universal isn't it we all have that 2101 00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:57,050 its universal isn't it we all have that no one wants to get old no one wants to 2102 00:46:57,050 --> 00:46:57,060 no one wants to get old no one wants to 2103 00:46:57,060 --> 00:47:00,800 no one wants to get old no one wants to die but we do so we [ __ ] ourselves 2104 00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:00,810 die but we do so we [ __ ] ourselves 2105 00:47:00,810 --> 00:47:03,770 die but we do so we [ __ ] ourselves I started bullshitting myself when I got 2106 00:47:03,770 --> 00:47:03,780 I started bullshitting myself when I got 2107 00:47:03,780 --> 00:47:06,380 I started bullshitting myself when I got to my 40s soon as I was in my 40s I'd 2108 00:47:06,380 --> 00:47:06,390 to my 40s soon as I was in my 40s I'd 2109 00:47:06,390 --> 00:47:09,260 to my 40s soon as I was in my 40s I'd look in the mirror and I'd say well I 2110 00:47:09,260 --> 00:47:09,270 look in the mirror and I'd say well I 2111 00:47:09,270 --> 00:47:13,599 look in the mirror and I'd say well I guess I'm getting older 2112 00:47:13,599 --> 00:47:13,609 guess I'm getting older 2113 00:47:13,609 --> 00:47:15,430 guess I'm getting older holder sounds a little better than old 2114 00:47:15,430 --> 00:47:15,440 holder sounds a little better than old 2115 00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:17,140 holder sounds a little better than old doesn't it sounds like it might even 2116 00:47:17,140 --> 00:47:17,150 doesn't it sounds like it might even 2117 00:47:17,150 --> 00:47:20,170 doesn't it sounds like it might even last a little longer [ __ ] I'm 2118 00:47:20,170 --> 00:47:20,180 last a little longer [ __ ] I'm 2119 00:47:20,180 --> 00:47:23,650 last a little longer [ __ ] I'm getting old and it's okay because thanks 2120 00:47:23,650 --> 00:47:23,660 getting old and it's okay because thanks 2121 00:47:23,660 --> 00:47:25,660 getting old and it's okay because thanks to our fear of death in this country I 2122 00:47:25,660 --> 00:47:25,670 to our fear of death in this country I 2123 00:47:25,670 --> 00:47:27,690 to our fear of death in this country I won't have to die 2124 00:47:27,690 --> 00:47:27,700 won't have to die 2125 00:47:27,700 --> 00:47:39,930 won't have to die I'll pass away 2126 00:47:39,930 --> 00:47:39,940 2127 00:47:39,940 --> 00:47:42,450 or I'll expire like a magazine 2128 00:47:42,450 --> 00:47:42,460 or I'll expire like a magazine 2129 00:47:42,460 --> 00:47:46,020 or I'll expire like a magazine subscription it happens in the hospital 2130 00:47:46,020 --> 00:47:46,030 subscription it happens in the hospital 2131 00:47:46,030 --> 00:47:48,809 subscription it happens in the hospital they'll call it the terminal episode the 2132 00:47:48,809 --> 00:47:48,819 they'll call it the terminal episode the 2133 00:47:48,819 --> 00:47:50,190 they'll call it the terminal episode the insurance company will refer to it as 2134 00:47:50,190 --> 00:47:50,200 insurance company will refer to it as 2135 00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:53,370 insurance company will refer to it as negative patient care outcome and if 2136 00:47:53,370 --> 00:47:53,380 negative patient care outcome and if 2137 00:47:53,380 --> 00:47:54,870 negative patient care outcome and if it's the result of malpractice they'll 2138 00:47:54,870 --> 00:47:54,880 it's the result of malpractice they'll 2139 00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:57,020 it's the result of malpractice they'll say it was a therapeutic misadventure 2140 00:47:57,020 --> 00:47:57,030 say it was a therapeutic misadventure 2141 00:47:57,030 --> 00:47:59,220 say it was a therapeutic misadventure I'm telling you some of this language 2142 00:47:59,220 --> 00:47:59,230 I'm telling you some of this language 2143 00:47:59,230 --> 00:48:00,890 I'm telling you some of this language makes me wanna vomit 2144 00:48:00,890 --> 00:48:00,900 makes me wanna vomit 2145 00:48:00,900 --> 00:48:04,740 makes me wanna vomit well maybe not vomit makes me want to 2146 00:48:04,740 --> 00:48:04,750 well maybe not vomit makes me want to 2147 00:48:04,750 --> 00:48:06,690 well maybe not vomit makes me want to engage in an involuntary personal 2148 00:48:06,690 --> 00:48:06,700 engage in an involuntary personal 2149 00:48:06,700 --> 00:48:11,099 engage in an involuntary personal protein spill you got people like this 2150 00:48:11,099 --> 00:48:11,109 protein spill you got people like this 2151 00:48:11,109 --> 00:48:12,750 protein spill you got people like this around you country's full of them now 2152 00:48:12,750 --> 00:48:12,760 around you country's full of them now 2153 00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:15,000 around you country's full of them now people walking around all day long every 2154 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:15,010 people walking around all day long every 2155 00:48:15,010 --> 00:48:17,130 people walking around all day long every minute of the day worried about 2156 00:48:17,130 --> 00:48:17,140 minute of the day worried about 2157 00:48:17,140 --> 00:48:19,829 minute of the day worried about everything worried about the air worried 2158 00:48:19,829 --> 00:48:19,839 everything worried about the air worried 2159 00:48:19,839 --> 00:48:21,210 everything worried about the air worried about the water worried about the soil 2160 00:48:21,210 --> 00:48:21,220 about the water worried about the soil 2161 00:48:21,220 --> 00:48:23,120 about the water worried about the soil worried about insecticides pesticides 2162 00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:23,130 worried about insecticides pesticides 2163 00:48:23,130 --> 00:48:26,099 worried about insecticides pesticides food additives carcinogens worried about 2164 00:48:26,099 --> 00:48:26,109 food additives carcinogens worried about 2165 00:48:26,109 --> 00:48:28,710 food additives carcinogens worried about radon gas worried about asbestos worried 2166 00:48:28,710 --> 00:48:28,720 radon gas worried about asbestos worried 2167 00:48:28,720 --> 00:48:31,920 radon gas worried about asbestos worried about saving endangered species let me 2168 00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:31,930 about saving endangered species let me 2169 00:48:31,930 --> 00:48:33,299 about saving endangered species let me tell you about endangered species 2170 00:48:33,299 --> 00:48:33,309 tell you about endangered species 2171 00:48:33,309 --> 00:48:36,270 tell you about endangered species alright saving endangered species is 2172 00:48:36,270 --> 00:48:36,280 alright saving endangered species is 2173 00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:38,910 alright saving endangered species is just one more arrogant attempt by humans 2174 00:48:38,910 --> 00:48:38,920 just one more arrogant attempt by humans 2175 00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:42,329 just one more arrogant attempt by humans to control nature it's arrogant meddling 2176 00:48:42,329 --> 00:48:42,339 to control nature it's arrogant meddling 2177 00:48:42,339 --> 00:48:43,589 to control nature it's arrogant meddling it's what got us in trouble in the first 2178 00:48:43,589 --> 00:48:43,599 it's what got us in trouble in the first 2179 00:48:43,599 --> 00:48:45,599 it's what got us in trouble in the first place doesn't anybody understand that 2180 00:48:45,599 --> 00:48:45,609 place doesn't anybody understand that 2181 00:48:45,609 --> 00:48:49,589 place doesn't anybody understand that interfering with nature over 90% over 2182 00:48:49,589 --> 00:48:49,599 interfering with nature over 90% over 2183 00:48:49,599 --> 00:48:52,109 interfering with nature over 90% over way over 90% of all the species that 2184 00:48:52,109 --> 00:48:52,119 way over 90% of all the species that 2185 00:48:52,119 --> 00:48:54,599 way over 90% of all the species that have ever lived on this planet ever 2186 00:48:54,599 --> 00:48:54,609 have ever lived on this planet ever 2187 00:48:54,609 --> 00:48:55,049 have ever lived on this planet ever lived 2188 00:48:55,049 --> 00:48:55,059 lived 2189 00:48:55,059 --> 00:48:59,849 lived are gone wait they're extinct we didn't 2190 00:48:59,849 --> 00:48:59,859 are gone wait they're extinct we didn't 2191 00:48:59,859 --> 00:49:01,579 are gone wait they're extinct we didn't kill them all 2192 00:49:01,579 --> 00:49:01,589 kill them all 2193 00:49:01,589 --> 00:49:05,640 kill them all they just disappeared that's what nature 2194 00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:05,650 they just disappeared that's what nature 2195 00:49:05,650 --> 00:49:08,279 they just disappeared that's what nature does they disappear these days at the 2196 00:49:08,279 --> 00:49:08,289 does they disappear these days at the 2197 00:49:08,289 --> 00:49:11,039 does they disappear these days at the rate of 25 a day and I mean regardless 2198 00:49:11,039 --> 00:49:11,049 rate of 25 a day and I mean regardless 2199 00:49:11,049 --> 00:49:13,349 rate of 25 a day and I mean regardless of our our behavior irrespective of how 2200 00:49:13,349 --> 00:49:13,359 of our our behavior irrespective of how 2201 00:49:13,359 --> 00:49:15,599 of our our behavior irrespective of how we act on this planet 25 species that 2202 00:49:15,599 --> 00:49:15,609 we act on this planet 25 species that 2203 00:49:15,609 --> 00:49:18,029 we act on this planet 25 species that were here today will be gone tomorrow 2204 00:49:18,029 --> 00:49:18,039 were here today will be gone tomorrow 2205 00:49:18,039 --> 00:49:21,720 were here today will be gone tomorrow let them go gracefully leave nature 2206 00:49:21,720 --> 00:49:21,730 let them go gracefully leave nature 2207 00:49:21,730 --> 00:49:25,549 let them go gracefully leave nature alone haven't we done enough we're so 2208 00:49:25,549 --> 00:49:25,559 alone haven't we done enough we're so 2209 00:49:25,559 --> 00:49:28,230 alone haven't we done enough we're so self-important so self-important 2210 00:49:28,230 --> 00:49:28,240 self-important so self-important 2211 00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:29,700 self-important so self-important everybody's gonna save something now 2212 00:49:29,700 --> 00:49:29,710 everybody's gonna save something now 2213 00:49:29,710 --> 00:49:32,880 everybody's gonna save something now save the trees save the bees save the 2214 00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:32,890 save the trees save the bees save the 2215 00:49:32,890 --> 00:49:36,809 save the trees save the bees save the whale save those nails and the greatest 2216 00:49:36,809 --> 00:49:36,819 whale save those nails and the greatest 2217 00:49:36,819 --> 00:49:39,269 whale save those nails and the greatest arrogance of all save the planet 2218 00:49:39,269 --> 00:49:39,279 arrogance of all save the planet 2219 00:49:39,279 --> 00:49:42,609 arrogance of all save the planet what are these [ __ ] people kidding me 2220 00:49:42,609 --> 00:49:42,619 what are these [ __ ] people kidding me 2221 00:49:42,619 --> 00:49:44,349 what are these [ __ ] people kidding me save the planet we don't even know how 2222 00:49:44,349 --> 00:49:44,359 save the planet we don't even know how 2223 00:49:44,359 --> 00:49:46,569 save the planet we don't even know how to take care of ourselves yet we haven't 2224 00:49:46,569 --> 00:49:46,579 to take care of ourselves yet we haven't 2225 00:49:46,579 --> 00:49:47,650 to take care of ourselves yet we haven't learned how to care for one another 2226 00:49:47,650 --> 00:49:47,660 learned how to care for one another 2227 00:49:47,660 --> 00:49:57,940 learned how to care for one another we're gonna save the [ __ ] planet I'm 2228 00:49:57,940 --> 00:49:57,950 we're gonna save the [ __ ] planet I'm 2229 00:49:57,950 --> 00:50:00,519 we're gonna save the [ __ ] planet I'm tired of [ __ ] Earth Day I'm tired of 2230 00:50:00,519 --> 00:50:00,529 tired of [ __ ] Earth Day I'm tired of 2231 00:50:00,529 --> 00:50:02,859 tired of [ __ ] Earth Day I'm tired of these self-righteous environmentalists 2232 00:50:02,859 --> 00:50:02,869 these self-righteous environmentalists 2233 00:50:02,869 --> 00:50:05,890 these self-righteous environmentalists these white booj wah liberals who think 2234 00:50:05,890 --> 00:50:05,900 these white booj wah liberals who think 2235 00:50:05,900 --> 00:50:06,880 these white booj wah liberals who think the only thing wrong with this country 2236 00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:06,890 the only thing wrong with this country 2237 00:50:06,890 --> 00:50:09,150 the only thing wrong with this country is there aren't enough bicycle paths 2238 00:50:09,150 --> 00:50:09,160 is there aren't enough bicycle paths 2239 00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:11,739 is there aren't enough bicycle paths people trying to make the world safe for 2240 00:50:11,739 --> 00:50:11,749 people trying to make the world safe for 2241 00:50:11,749 --> 00:50:14,859 people trying to make the world safe for their Volvos besides environmentalists 2242 00:50:14,859 --> 00:50:14,869 their Volvos besides environmentalists 2243 00:50:14,869 --> 00:50:16,660 their Volvos besides environmentalists don't give a [ __ ] about the planet they 2244 00:50:16,660 --> 00:50:16,670 don't give a [ __ ] about the planet they 2245 00:50:16,670 --> 00:50:18,789 don't give a [ __ ] about the planet they don't care about the planet not in the 2246 00:50:18,789 --> 00:50:18,799 don't care about the planet not in the 2247 00:50:18,799 --> 00:50:21,099 don't care about the planet not in the abstract they don't not in the abstract 2248 00:50:21,099 --> 00:50:21,109 abstract they don't not in the abstract 2249 00:50:21,109 --> 00:50:21,910 abstract they don't not in the abstract they don't you know what they're 2250 00:50:21,910 --> 00:50:21,920 they don't you know what they're 2251 00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:24,160 they don't you know what they're interested in a clean place to live 2252 00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:24,170 interested in a clean place to live 2253 00:50:24,170 --> 00:50:27,249 interested in a clean place to live their own habitat their word that 2254 00:50:27,249 --> 00:50:27,259 their own habitat their word that 2255 00:50:27,259 --> 00:50:29,019 their own habitat their word that someday in the future they might be 2256 00:50:29,019 --> 00:50:29,029 someday in the future they might be 2257 00:50:29,029 --> 00:50:31,210 someday in the future they might be personally inconvenienced narrow 2258 00:50:31,210 --> 00:50:31,220 personally inconvenienced narrow 2259 00:50:31,220 --> 00:50:33,579 personally inconvenienced narrow unenlightened self-interest doesn't 2260 00:50:33,579 --> 00:50:33,589 unenlightened self-interest doesn't 2261 00:50:33,589 --> 00:50:35,650 unenlightened self-interest doesn't impress me besides there is nothing 2262 00:50:35,650 --> 00:50:35,660 impress me besides there is nothing 2263 00:50:35,660 --> 00:50:38,499 impress me besides there is nothing wrong with the planet nothing wrong with 2264 00:50:38,499 --> 00:50:38,509 wrong with the planet nothing wrong with 2265 00:50:38,509 --> 00:50:41,440 wrong with the planet nothing wrong with the planet the planet is fine the people 2266 00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:41,450 the planet the planet is fine the people 2267 00:50:41,450 --> 00:50:45,789 the planet the planet is fine the people are [ __ ] difference difference the 2268 00:50:45,789 --> 00:50:45,799 are [ __ ] difference difference the 2269 00:50:45,799 --> 00:50:48,819 are [ __ ] difference difference the planet is fine compared to the people 2270 00:50:48,819 --> 00:50:48,829 planet is fine compared to the people 2271 00:50:48,829 --> 00:50:51,609 planet is fine compared to the people the planet is doing great been here four 2272 00:50:51,609 --> 00:50:51,619 the planet is doing great been here four 2273 00:50:51,619 --> 00:50:53,319 the planet is doing great been here four and a half billion years you ever think 2274 00:50:53,319 --> 00:50:53,329 and a half billion years you ever think 2275 00:50:53,329 --> 00:50:54,970 and a half billion years you ever think about the arithmetic planet has been 2276 00:50:54,970 --> 00:50:54,980 about the arithmetic planet has been 2277 00:50:54,980 --> 00:50:57,460 about the arithmetic planet has been here four and a half billion years we've 2278 00:50:57,460 --> 00:50:57,470 here four and a half billion years we've 2279 00:50:57,470 --> 00:50:59,829 here four and a half billion years we've been here what a hundred thousand maybe 2280 00:50:59,829 --> 00:50:59,839 been here what a hundred thousand maybe 2281 00:50:59,839 --> 00:51:02,200 been here what a hundred thousand maybe two hundred thousand and we've only been 2282 00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:02,210 two hundred thousand and we've only been 2283 00:51:02,210 --> 00:51:04,059 two hundred thousand and we've only been engaged in heavy industry for a little 2284 00:51:04,059 --> 00:51:04,069 engaged in heavy industry for a little 2285 00:51:04,069 --> 00:51:06,309 engaged in heavy industry for a little over two hundred years two hundred years 2286 00:51:06,309 --> 00:51:06,319 over two hundred years two hundred years 2287 00:51:06,319 --> 00:51:08,829 over two hundred years two hundred years versus four and a half billion and we 2288 00:51:08,829 --> 00:51:08,839 versus four and a half billion and we 2289 00:51:08,839 --> 00:51:10,989 versus four and a half billion and we have the conceit to think that somehow 2290 00:51:10,989 --> 00:51:10,999 have the conceit to think that somehow 2291 00:51:10,999 --> 00:51:13,089 have the conceit to think that somehow we're a threat that somehow we're gonna 2292 00:51:13,089 --> 00:51:13,099 we're a threat that somehow we're gonna 2293 00:51:13,099 --> 00:51:14,710 we're a threat that somehow we're gonna put in jeopardy this beautiful little 2294 00:51:14,710 --> 00:51:14,720 put in jeopardy this beautiful little 2295 00:51:14,720 --> 00:51:16,839 put in jeopardy this beautiful little blue green ball it's just a floating 2296 00:51:16,839 --> 00:51:16,849 blue green ball it's just a floating 2297 00:51:16,849 --> 00:51:19,120 blue green ball it's just a floating around the Sun the planet has been 2298 00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:19,130 around the Sun the planet has been 2299 00:51:19,130 --> 00:51:21,609 around the Sun the planet has been through a lot worse than us then through 2300 00:51:21,609 --> 00:51:21,619 through a lot worse than us then through 2301 00:51:21,619 --> 00:51:24,400 through a lot worse than us then through all kinds of things worse than us then 2302 00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:24,410 all kinds of things worse than us then 2303 00:51:24,410 --> 00:51:26,440 all kinds of things worse than us then through earthquakes volcanoes plate 2304 00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:26,450 through earthquakes volcanoes plate 2305 00:51:26,450 --> 00:51:28,660 through earthquakes volcanoes plate tectonics continental drift solar flares 2306 00:51:28,660 --> 00:51:28,670 tectonics continental drift solar flares 2307 00:51:28,670 --> 00:51:30,849 tectonics continental drift solar flares sunspots magnetic storms the magnetic 2308 00:51:30,849 --> 00:51:30,859 sunspots magnetic storms the magnetic 2309 00:51:30,859 --> 00:51:32,950 sunspots magnetic storms the magnetic reversal of the poles hundreds of 2310 00:51:32,950 --> 00:51:32,960 reversal of the poles hundreds of 2311 00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:34,779 reversal of the poles hundreds of thousands of years of bombardment by 2312 00:51:34,779 --> 00:51:34,789 thousands of years of bombardment by 2313 00:51:34,789 --> 00:51:36,460 thousands of years of bombardment by comets and asteroids and meteors 2314 00:51:36,460 --> 00:51:36,470 comets and asteroids and meteors 2315 00:51:36,470 --> 00:51:38,829 comets and asteroids and meteors worldwide floods tidal waves worldwide 2316 00:51:38,829 --> 00:51:38,839 worldwide floods tidal waves worldwide 2317 00:51:38,839 --> 00:51:41,470 worldwide floods tidal waves worldwide fires erosion cosmic rays recurring Ice 2318 00:51:41,470 --> 00:51:41,480 fires erosion cosmic rays recurring Ice 2319 00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:45,320 fires erosion cosmic rays recurring Ice Ages and we think some plastic bag 2320 00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:45,330 Ages and we think some plastic bag 2321 00:51:45,330 --> 00:51:49,290 Ages and we think some plastic bag have some aluminum cans are going to 2322 00:51:49,290 --> 00:51:49,300 have some aluminum cans are going to 2323 00:51:49,300 --> 00:51:58,470 have some aluminum cans are going to make a difference the planet the planet 2324 00:51:58,470 --> 00:51:58,480 make a difference the planet the planet 2325 00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:03,960 make a difference the planet the planet isn't going anywhere we are we're going 2326 00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:03,970 isn't going anywhere we are we're going 2327 00:52:03,970 --> 00:52:08,940 isn't going anywhere we are we're going away pack your [ __ ] folks we're going 2328 00:52:08,940 --> 00:52:08,950 away pack your [ __ ] folks we're going 2329 00:52:08,950 --> 00:52:11,430 away pack your [ __ ] folks we're going away and we won't leave much of a trace 2330 00:52:11,430 --> 00:52:11,440 away and we won't leave much of a trace 2331 00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:13,200 away and we won't leave much of a trace either thank God for that 2332 00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:13,210 either thank God for that 2333 00:52:13,210 --> 00:52:16,440 either thank God for that maybe a little styrofoam maybe little 2334 00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:16,450 maybe a little styrofoam maybe little 2335 00:52:16,450 --> 00:52:18,900 maybe a little styrofoam maybe little styrofoam planet will be here we'll be 2336 00:52:18,900 --> 00:52:18,910 styrofoam planet will be here we'll be 2337 00:52:18,910 --> 00:52:19,920 styrofoam planet will be here we'll be long gone 2338 00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:19,930 long gone 2339 00:52:19,930 --> 00:52:22,200 long gone just another failed mutation just 2340 00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:22,210 just another failed mutation just 2341 00:52:22,210 --> 00:52:24,660 just another failed mutation just another closed-end biological mistake an 2342 00:52:24,660 --> 00:52:24,670 another closed-end biological mistake an 2343 00:52:24,670 --> 00:52:27,210 another closed-end biological mistake an evolutionary cul-de-sac the planet will 2344 00:52:27,210 --> 00:52:27,220 evolutionary cul-de-sac the planet will 2345 00:52:27,220 --> 00:52:31,070 evolutionary cul-de-sac the planet will shake us off like a bad case of fleas a 2346 00:52:31,070 --> 00:52:31,080 shake us off like a bad case of fleas a 2347 00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:36,960 shake us off like a bad case of fleas a surface nuisance you wanna know how the 2348 00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:36,970 surface nuisance you wanna know how the 2349 00:52:36,970 --> 00:52:39,180 surface nuisance you wanna know how the planets doing ask those people at 2350 00:52:39,180 --> 00:52:39,190 planets doing ask those people at 2351 00:52:39,190 --> 00:52:41,630 planets doing ask those people at Pompeii who are frozen into position 2352 00:52:41,630 --> 00:52:41,640 Pompeii who are frozen into position 2353 00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:46,250 Pompeii who are frozen into position from volcanic ash how the planets doing 2354 00:52:46,250 --> 00:52:46,260 from volcanic ash how the planets doing 2355 00:52:46,260 --> 00:52:48,510 from volcanic ash how the planets doing one of the planets alright ask those 2356 00:52:48,510 --> 00:52:48,520 one of the planets alright ask those 2357 00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:50,370 one of the planets alright ask those people in Mexico City or Armenia or a 2358 00:52:50,370 --> 00:52:50,380 people in Mexico City or Armenia or a 2359 00:52:50,380 --> 00:52:52,050 people in Mexico City or Armenia or a hundred other places buried under 2360 00:52:52,050 --> 00:52:52,060 hundred other places buried under 2361 00:52:52,060 --> 00:52:53,670 hundred other places buried under thousands of tons of earthquake rubble 2362 00:52:53,670 --> 00:52:53,680 thousands of tons of earthquake rubble 2363 00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:57,510 thousands of tons of earthquake rubble if they feel like a threat to the planet 2364 00:52:57,510 --> 00:52:57,520 if they feel like a threat to the planet 2365 00:52:57,520 --> 00:53:00,120 if they feel like a threat to the planet this week how about those people in 2366 00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:00,130 this week how about those people in 2367 00:53:00,130 --> 00:53:01,980 this week how about those people in Kilauea Hawaii who built our homes right 2368 00:53:01,980 --> 00:53:01,990 Kilauea Hawaii who built our homes right 2369 00:53:01,990 --> 00:53:04,380 Kilauea Hawaii who built our homes right next to an active volcano and then 2370 00:53:04,380 --> 00:53:04,390 next to an active volcano and then 2371 00:53:04,390 --> 00:53:06,390 next to an active volcano and then wonder why they have lava in the living 2372 00:53:06,390 --> 00:53:06,400 wonder why they have lava in the living 2373 00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:12,690 wonder why they have lava in the living room the planet will be here for a long 2374 00:53:12,690 --> 00:53:12,700 room the planet will be here for a long 2375 00:53:12,700 --> 00:53:16,950 room the planet will be here for a long long long time after we're gone and it 2376 00:53:16,950 --> 00:53:16,960 long long time after we're gone and it 2377 00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:19,470 long long time after we're gone and it will heal itself it will cleanse itself 2378 00:53:19,470 --> 00:53:19,480 will heal itself it will cleanse itself 2379 00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:21,330 will heal itself it will cleanse itself because that's what it does it's a 2380 00:53:21,330 --> 00:53:21,340 because that's what it does it's a 2381 00:53:21,340 --> 00:53:23,880 because that's what it does it's a self-correcting system the air and the 2382 00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:23,890 self-correcting system the air and the 2383 00:53:23,890 --> 00:53:25,560 self-correcting system the air and the water will recover the earth will be 2384 00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:25,570 water will recover the earth will be 2385 00:53:25,570 --> 00:53:28,020 water will recover the earth will be renewed and if it's true the plastic is 2386 00:53:28,020 --> 00:53:28,030 renewed and if it's true the plastic is 2387 00:53:28,030 --> 00:53:30,090 renewed and if it's true the plastic is not degradable well the planet will 2388 00:53:30,090 --> 00:53:30,100 not degradable well the planet will 2389 00:53:30,100 --> 00:53:32,190 not degradable well the planet will simply incorporate plastic into a new 2390 00:53:32,190 --> 00:53:32,200 simply incorporate plastic into a new 2391 00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:36,450 simply incorporate plastic into a new paradigm the earth plus plastic the 2392 00:53:36,450 --> 00:53:36,460 paradigm the earth plus plastic the 2393 00:53:36,460 --> 00:53:38,070 paradigm the earth plus plastic the earth doesn't share our prejudice 2394 00:53:38,070 --> 00:53:38,080 earth doesn't share our prejudice 2395 00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:40,500 earth doesn't share our prejudice towards plastic plastic came out of the 2396 00:53:40,500 --> 00:53:40,510 towards plastic plastic came out of the 2397 00:53:40,510 --> 00:53:42,120 towards plastic plastic came out of the earth the earth probably sees plastic is 2398 00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:42,130 earth the earth probably sees plastic is 2399 00:53:42,130 --> 00:53:44,220 earth the earth probably sees plastic is just another one of its children could 2400 00:53:44,220 --> 00:53:44,230 just another one of its children could 2401 00:53:44,230 --> 00:53:45,840 just another one of its children could be the only reason the earth allowed us 2402 00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:45,850 be the only reason the earth allowed us 2403 00:53:45,850 --> 00:53:47,760 be the only reason the earth allowed us to be spawned from it in the first place 2404 00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:47,770 to be spawned from it in the first place 2405 00:53:47,770 --> 00:53:50,710 to be spawned from it in the first place it wanted plastic for itself 2406 00:53:50,710 --> 00:53:50,720 it wanted plastic for itself 2407 00:53:50,720 --> 00:53:53,950 it wanted plastic for itself didn't know how to make it meeting us 2408 00:53:53,950 --> 00:53:53,960 didn't know how to make it meeting us 2409 00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:56,420 didn't know how to make it meeting us could be the answer to our age-old 2410 00:53:56,420 --> 00:53:56,430 could be the answer to our age-old 2411 00:53:56,430 --> 00:53:59,830 could be the answer to our age-old philosophical question why are we here 2412 00:53:59,830 --> 00:53:59,840 philosophical question why are we here 2413 00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:09,680 philosophical question why are we here last day they get old but they live to 2414 00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:09,690 last day they get old but they live to 2415 00:54:09,690 --> 00:54:11,870 last day they get old but they live to be a hundred and fifty George Carlin the 2416 00:54:11,870 --> 00:54:11,880 be a hundred and fifty George Carlin the 2417 00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:13,820 be a hundred and fifty George Carlin the great George Carlin just turned 70 and 2418 00:54:13,820 --> 00:54:13,830 great George Carlin just turned 70 and 2419 00:54:13,830 --> 00:54:15,710 great George Carlin just turned 70 and to celebrate his fifty years in show 2420 00:54:15,710 --> 00:54:15,720 to celebrate his fifty years in show 2421 00:54:15,720 --> 00:54:17,210 to celebrate his fifty years in show business he's just released a DVD 2422 00:54:17,210 --> 00:54:17,220 business he's just released a DVD 2423 00:54:17,220 --> 00:54:19,040 business he's just released a DVD collection of all his comedy specials 2424 00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:19,050 collection of all his comedy specials 2425 00:54:19,050 --> 00:54:20,750 collection of all his comedy specials and it's called George Carlin all my 2426 00:54:20,750 --> 00:54:20,760 and it's called George Carlin all my 2427 00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:21,410 and it's called George Carlin all my stuff 2428 00:54:21,410 --> 00:54:21,420 stuff 2429 00:54:21,420 --> 00:54:23,270 stuff please welcome comedy legend George 2430 00:54:23,270 --> 00:54:23,280 please welcome comedy legend George 2431 00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:34,540 please welcome comedy legend George Carlin 2432 00:54:34,540 --> 00:54:34,550 2433 00:54:34,550 --> 00:54:43,410 yeah 2434 00:54:43,410 --> 00:54:43,420 2435 00:54:43,420 --> 00:54:46,450 the falsetto honey just be able to see 2436 00:54:46,450 --> 00:54:46,460 the falsetto honey just be able to see 2437 00:54:46,460 --> 00:54:55,300 the falsetto honey just be able to see some nice high tenor and always before 2438 00:54:55,300 --> 00:54:55,310 some nice high tenor and always before 2439 00:54:55,310 --> 00:55:00,130 some nice high tenor and always before we talk about how old you're getting in 2440 00:55:00,130 --> 00:55:00,140 we talk about how old you're getting in 2441 00:55:00,140 --> 00:55:01,180 we talk about how old you're getting in the business does it feel any different 2442 00:55:01,180 --> 00:55:01,190 the business does it feel any different 2443 00:55:01,190 --> 00:55:04,750 the business does it feel any different no no now you know that time is passed 2444 00:55:04,750 --> 00:55:04,760 no no now you know that time is passed 2445 00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:07,780 no no now you know that time is passed and you know you're getting better what 2446 00:55:07,780 --> 00:55:07,790 and you know you're getting better what 2447 00:55:07,790 --> 00:55:09,670 and you know you're getting better what you do you're supposed to anything you 2448 00:55:09,670 --> 00:55:09,680 you do you're supposed to anything you 2449 00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:13,720 you do you're supposed to anything you do better get better at doing and so you 2450 00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:13,730 do better get better at doing and so you 2451 00:55:13,730 --> 00:55:15,760 do better get better at doing and so you know what George Burns said he said 2452 00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:15,770 know what George Burns said he said 2453 00:55:15,770 --> 00:55:20,010 know what George Burns said he said there are five stages of life childhood 2454 00:55:20,010 --> 00:55:20,020 there are five stages of life childhood 2455 00:55:20,020 --> 00:55:23,950 there are five stages of life childhood adulthood middle age old age and you 2456 00:55:23,950 --> 00:55:23,960 adulthood middle age old age and you 2457 00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:30,490 adulthood middle age old age and you look great hey you look great you know 2458 00:55:30,490 --> 00:55:30,500 look great hey you look great you know 2459 00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:32,980 look great hey you look great you know just so funny I mean funny never goes 2460 00:55:32,980 --> 00:55:32,990 just so funny I mean funny never goes 2461 00:55:32,990 --> 00:55:34,570 just so funny I mean funny never goes away unless you get a dementia or 2462 00:55:34,570 --> 00:55:34,580 away unless you get a dementia or 2463 00:55:34,580 --> 00:55:41,920 away unless you get a dementia or something the thing is it's not just the 2464 00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:41,930 something the thing is it's not just the 2465 00:55:41,930 --> 00:55:44,109 something the thing is it's not just the funny but the ideas get richer the 2466 00:55:44,109 --> 00:55:44,119 funny but the ideas get richer the 2467 00:55:44,119 --> 00:55:47,230 funny but the ideas get richer the writing III found out itself at one 2468 00:55:47,230 --> 00:55:47,240 writing III found out itself at one 2469 00:55:47,240 --> 00:55:48,940 writing III found out itself at one point I used to always when I was a 2470 00:55:48,940 --> 00:55:48,950 point I used to always when I was a 2471 00:55:48,950 --> 00:55:50,740 point I used to always when I was a beginning comma go first twenty years 2472 00:55:50,740 --> 00:55:50,750 beginning comma go first twenty years 2473 00:55:50,750 --> 00:55:52,780 beginning comma go first twenty years probably I referred to myself as a 2474 00:55:52,780 --> 00:55:52,790 probably I referred to myself as a 2475 00:55:52,790 --> 00:55:54,220 probably I referred to myself as a comedian who wrote his own material 2476 00:55:54,220 --> 00:55:54,230 comedian who wrote his own material 2477 00:55:54,230 --> 00:55:55,329 comedian who wrote his own material because I was proud of that a lot of 2478 00:55:55,329 --> 00:55:55,339 because I was proud of that a lot of 2479 00:55:55,339 --> 00:55:57,579 because I was proud of that a lot of communities didn't comedian wrote his 2480 00:55:57,579 --> 00:55:57,589 communities didn't comedian wrote his 2481 00:55:57,589 --> 00:55:59,710 communities didn't comedian wrote his own material then one day I sort of 2482 00:55:59,710 --> 00:55:59,720 own material then one day I sort of 2483 00:55:59,720 --> 00:56:02,980 own material then one day I sort of realized after the fact a few years that 2484 00:56:02,980 --> 00:56:02,990 realized after the fact a few years that 2485 00:56:02,990 --> 00:56:04,930 realized after the fact a few years that I'd become a writer who performed his 2486 00:56:04,930 --> 00:56:04,940 I'd become a writer who performed his 2487 00:56:04,940 --> 00:56:07,120 I'd become a writer who performed his own material and that really made a 2488 00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:07,130 own material and that really made a 2489 00:56:07,130 --> 00:56:11,560 own material and that really made a difference in my mind I just matured 2490 00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:11,570 difference in my mind I just matured 2491 00:56:11,570 --> 00:56:14,589 difference in my mind I just matured into that I had the skills to be a 2492 00:56:14,589 --> 00:56:14,599 into that I had the skills to be a 2493 00:56:14,599 --> 00:56:17,500 into that I had the skills to be a writer all along apparently and I was 2494 00:56:17,500 --> 00:56:17,510 writer all along apparently and I was 2495 00:56:17,510 --> 00:56:20,380 writer all along apparently and I was using them effectively but a little more 2496 00:56:20,380 --> 00:56:20,390 using them effectively but a little more 2497 00:56:20,390 --> 00:56:22,660 using them effectively but a little more of a frivolous way at first and later 2498 00:56:22,660 --> 00:56:22,670 of a frivolous way at first and later 2499 00:56:22,670 --> 00:56:26,020 of a frivolous way at first and later that experience gives an experience is 2500 00:56:26,020 --> 00:56:26,030 that experience gives an experience is 2501 00:56:26,030 --> 00:56:28,660 that experience gives an experience is very good thing because it gives you 2502 00:56:28,660 --> 00:56:28,670 very good thing because it gives you 2503 00:56:28,670 --> 00:56:30,430 very good thing because it gives you something richer against which to 2504 00:56:30,430 --> 00:56:30,440 something richer against which to 2505 00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:32,170 something richer against which to compare what you're seeing when you're 2506 00:56:32,170 --> 00:56:32,180 compare what you're seeing when you're 2507 00:56:32,180 --> 00:56:35,440 compare what you're seeing when you're 20 and you see X Y & Z it bounces off a 2508 00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:35,450 20 and you see X Y & Z it bounces off a 2509 00:56:35,450 --> 00:56:38,380 20 and you see X Y & Z it bounces off a very thin wall if you're 60 and you see 2510 00:56:38,380 --> 00:56:38,390 very thin wall if you're 60 and you see 2511 00:56:38,390 --> 00:56:40,150 very thin wall if you're 60 and you see the same thing boy it gets in there and 2512 00:56:40,150 --> 00:56:40,160 the same thing boy it gets in there and 2513 00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:41,650 the same thing boy it gets in there and it goes around a little bit 2514 00:56:41,650 --> 00:56:41,660 it goes around a little bit 2515 00:56:41,660 --> 00:56:44,200 it goes around a little bit and it's a richer output so that's what 2516 00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:44,210 and it's a richer output so that's what 2517 00:56:44,210 --> 00:56:47,230 and it's a richer output so that's what I gained just from getting older do you 2518 00:56:47,230 --> 00:56:47,240 I gained just from getting older do you 2519 00:56:47,240 --> 00:56:49,509 I gained just from getting older do you think that you know you look at comedy 2520 00:56:49,509 --> 00:56:49,519 think that you know you look at comedy 2521 00:56:49,519 --> 00:56:51,880 think that you know you look at comedy now do you think that you could if you 2522 00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:51,890 now do you think that you could if you 2523 00:56:51,890 --> 00:56:54,910 now do you think that you could if you were starting out today would there be a 2524 00:56:54,910 --> 00:56:54,920 were starting out today would there be a 2525 00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:57,490 were starting out today would there be a place for you yeah so I had that 2526 00:56:57,490 --> 00:56:57,500 place for you yeah so I had that 2527 00:56:57,500 --> 00:56:59,410 place for you yeah so I had that question recently slight slightly 2528 00:56:59,410 --> 00:56:59,420 question recently slight slightly 2529 00:56:59,420 --> 00:57:02,349 question recently slight slightly different same idea and I thought gee 2530 00:57:02,349 --> 00:57:02,359 different same idea and I thought gee 2531 00:57:02,359 --> 00:57:04,299 different same idea and I thought gee you know if I were starting today if I 2532 00:57:04,299 --> 00:57:04,309 you know if I were starting today if I 2533 00:57:04,309 --> 00:57:06,849 you know if I were starting today if I were 20 I wouldn't even know if I'd be 2534 00:57:06,849 --> 00:57:06,859 were 20 I wouldn't even know if I'd be 2535 00:57:06,859 --> 00:57:09,549 were 20 I wouldn't even know if I'd be the same person at 20 that and that I 2536 00:57:09,549 --> 00:57:09,559 the same person at 20 that and that I 2537 00:57:09,559 --> 00:57:11,230 the same person at 20 that and that I was then not with all of the things that 2538 00:57:11,230 --> 00:57:11,240 was then not with all of the things that 2539 00:57:11,240 --> 00:57:12,759 was then not with all of the things that would have happened between let's say 2540 00:57:12,759 --> 00:57:12,769 would have happened between let's say 2541 00:57:12,769 --> 00:57:15,430 would have happened between let's say five and twenty the technology the 2542 00:57:15,430 --> 00:57:15,440 five and twenty the technology the 2543 00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:18,579 five and twenty the technology the demands and the underway the parents my 2544 00:57:18,579 --> 00:57:18,589 demands and the underway the parents my 2545 00:57:18,589 --> 00:57:19,690 demands and the underway the parents my mother would never would have been one 2546 00:57:19,690 --> 00:57:19,700 mother would never would have been one 2547 00:57:19,700 --> 00:57:21,609 mother would never would have been one of these professional parents but I 2548 00:57:21,609 --> 00:57:21,619 of these professional parents but I 2549 00:57:21,619 --> 00:57:23,200 of these professional parents but I would have been a different person and 2550 00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:23,210 would have been a different person and 2551 00:57:23,210 --> 00:57:24,579 would have been a different person and it would have been harder to start 2552 00:57:24,579 --> 00:57:24,589 it would have been harder to start 2553 00:57:24,589 --> 00:57:27,099 it would have been harder to start because I did my career on my own terms 2554 00:57:27,099 --> 00:57:27,109 because I did my career on my own terms 2555 00:57:27,109 --> 00:57:29,049 because I did my career on my own terms and I don't know how many people get to 2556 00:57:29,049 --> 00:57:29,059 and I don't know how many people get to 2557 00:57:29,059 --> 00:57:31,029 and I don't know how many people get to do that anymore I think there are too 2558 00:57:31,029 --> 00:57:31,039 do that anymore I think there are too 2559 00:57:31,039 --> 00:57:33,220 do that anymore I think there are too many expectations are too many pathways 2560 00:57:33,220 --> 00:57:33,230 many expectations are too many pathways 2561 00:57:33,230 --> 00:57:35,920 many expectations are too many pathways and rules and that true rebels don't 2562 00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:35,930 and rules and that true rebels don't 2563 00:57:35,930 --> 00:57:41,410 and rules and that true rebels don't seem to be around I would say do what 2564 00:57:41,410 --> 00:57:41,420 seem to be around I would say do what 2565 00:57:41,420 --> 00:57:43,420 seem to be around I would say do what you love do it well and if people pat 2566 00:57:43,420 --> 00:57:43,430 you love do it well and if people pat 2567 00:57:43,430 --> 00:57:45,220 you love do it well and if people pat you on the back for it you got it that 2568 00:57:45,220 --> 00:57:45,230 you on the back for it you got it that 2569 00:57:45,230 --> 00:57:47,470 you on the back for it you got it that the secret to happiness is finding 2570 00:57:47,470 --> 00:57:47,480 the secret to happiness is finding 2571 00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:49,180 the secret to happiness is finding something you love and doing it well and 2572 00:57:49,180 --> 00:57:49,190 something you love and doing it well and 2573 00:57:49,190 --> 00:57:51,640 something you love and doing it well and then being recognized for it someone 2574 00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:51,650 then being recognized for it someone 2575 00:57:51,650 --> 00:57:53,109 then being recognized for it someone even if it's one person who says you're 2576 00:57:53,109 --> 00:57:53,119 even if it's one person who says you're 2577 00:57:53,119 --> 00:57:55,059 even if it's one person who says you're doing a great job or if it's applause 2578 00:57:55,059 --> 00:57:55,069 doing a great job or if it's applause 2579 00:57:55,069 --> 00:57:57,069 doing a great job or if it's applause but those three things together and 2580 00:57:57,069 --> 00:57:57,079 but those three things together and 2581 00:57:57,079 --> 00:57:59,950 but those three things together and you're right when I first went when I 2582 00:57:59,950 --> 00:57:59,960 you're right when I first went when I 2583 00:57:59,960 --> 00:58:01,779 you're right when I first went when I first changed the kind of stuff I was 2584 00:58:01,779 --> 00:58:01,789 first changed the kind of stuff I was 2585 00:58:01,789 --> 00:58:03,579 first changed the kind of stuff I was doing in the late sixties I had been a 2586 00:58:03,579 --> 00:58:03,589 doing in the late sixties I had been a 2587 00:58:03,589 --> 00:58:05,859 doing in the late sixties I had been a suit-and-tie comic out of the 50s and I 2588 00:58:05,859 --> 00:58:05,869 suit-and-tie comic out of the 50s and I 2589 00:58:05,869 --> 00:58:07,509 suit-and-tie comic out of the 50s and I had short hair and all that and I 2590 00:58:07,509 --> 00:58:07,519 had short hair and all that and I 2591 00:58:07,519 --> 00:58:09,519 had short hair and all that and I realized I was doing the wrong thing for 2592 00:58:09,519 --> 00:58:09,529 realized I was doing the wrong thing for 2593 00:58:09,529 --> 00:58:12,160 realized I was doing the wrong thing for the wrong people and I let myself change 2594 00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:12,170 the wrong people and I let myself change 2595 00:58:12,170 --> 00:58:15,609 the wrong people and I let myself change into a more a freer more of a if you use 2596 00:58:15,609 --> 00:58:15,619 into a more a freer more of a if you use 2597 00:58:15,619 --> 00:58:19,150 into a more a freer more of a if you use the word hippie look and attitude and I 2598 00:58:19,150 --> 00:58:19,160 the word hippie look and attitude and I 2599 00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:21,910 the word hippie look and attitude and I realized that I said to my wife at that 2600 00:58:21,910 --> 00:58:21,920 realized that I said to my wife at that 2601 00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:23,829 realized that I said to my wife at that time when I changed I said you know even 2602 00:58:23,829 --> 00:58:23,839 time when I changed I said you know even 2603 00:58:23,839 --> 00:58:26,079 time when I changed I said you know even if I only filled coffee houses three 2604 00:58:26,079 --> 00:58:26,089 if I only filled coffee houses three 2605 00:58:26,089 --> 00:58:27,999 if I only filled coffee houses three days a week for the rest of my life I'd 2606 00:58:27,999 --> 00:58:28,009 days a week for the rest of my life I'd 2607 00:58:28,009 --> 00:58:29,950 days a week for the rest of my life I'd be happy doing that and when you let go 2608 00:58:29,950 --> 00:58:29,960 be happy doing that and when you let go 2609 00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:32,890 be happy doing that and when you let go of goals and stuff I mean the attachment 2610 00:58:32,890 --> 00:58:32,900 of goals and stuff I mean the attachment 2611 00:58:32,900 --> 00:58:36,009 of goals and stuff I mean the attachment to goals that's when things come to you 2612 00:58:36,009 --> 00:58:36,019 to goals that's when things come to you 2613 00:58:36,019 --> 00:58:37,990 to goals that's when things come to you you should have an aim point but not a 2614 00:58:37,990 --> 00:58:38,000 you should have an aim point but not a 2615 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:39,009 you should have an aim point but not a thing like that 2616 00:58:39,009 --> 00:58:39,019 thing like that 2617 00:58:39,019 --> 00:58:41,200 thing like that well that would I ask you to George 2618 00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:41,210 well that would I ask you to George 2619 00:58:41,210 --> 00:58:43,329 well that would I ask you to George because you have this to celebrate for 2620 00:58:43,329 --> 00:58:43,339 because you have this to celebrate for 2621 00:58:43,339 --> 00:58:45,460 because you have this to celebrate for 50 years in show business all of your 2622 00:58:45,460 --> 00:58:45,470 50 years in show business all of your 2623 00:58:45,470 --> 00:58:47,349 50 years in show business all of your HBO specials are now in a collection 2624 00:58:47,349 --> 00:58:47,359 HBO specials are now in a collection 2625 00:58:47,359 --> 00:58:49,870 HBO specials are now in a collection called all my stuff and I have as a 2626 00:58:49,870 --> 00:58:49,880 called all my stuff and I have as a 2627 00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:52,760 called all my stuff and I have as a stand-up comic and I'm just so excited 2628 00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:52,770 stand-up comic and I'm just so excited 2629 00:58:52,770 --> 00:58:54,920 stand-up comic and I'm just so excited my favorite routines that you do what 2630 00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:54,930 my favorite routines that you do what 2631 00:58:54,930 --> 00:58:56,300 my favorite routines that you do what what is what what are some of the most 2632 00:58:56,300 --> 00:58:56,310 what is what what are some of the most 2633 00:58:56,310 --> 00:58:59,090 what is what what are some of the most memorable routines in here well the time 2634 00:58:59,090 --> 00:58:59,100 memorable routines in here well the time 2635 00:58:59,100 --> 00:59:01,280 memorable routines in here well the time I was a year or two later that I looked 2636 00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:01,290 I was a year or two later that I looked 2637 00:59:01,290 --> 00:59:02,930 I was a year or two later that I looked back and I had that realization that 2638 00:59:02,930 --> 00:59:02,940 back and I had that realization that 2639 00:59:02,940 --> 00:59:04,880 back and I had that realization that I've really become a writer this is the 2640 00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:04,890 I've really become a writer this is the 2641 00:59:04,890 --> 00:59:07,220 I've really become a writer this is the 1992 show called jamming in New York 2642 00:59:07,220 --> 00:59:07,230 1992 show called jamming in New York 2643 00:59:07,230 --> 00:59:09,560 1992 show called jamming in New York which was in Madison Square Garden the 2644 00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:09,570 which was in Madison Square Garden the 2645 00:59:09,570 --> 00:59:12,110 which was in Madison Square Garden the theater there's 6,500 people it was live 2646 00:59:12,110 --> 00:59:12,120 theater there's 6,500 people it was live 2647 00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:13,970 theater there's 6,500 people it was live it was the first one they did live on 2648 00:59:13,970 --> 00:59:13,980 it was the first one they did live on 2649 00:59:13,980 --> 00:59:14,450 it was the first one they did live on HBO 2650 00:59:14,450 --> 00:59:14,460 HBO 2651 00:59:14,460 --> 00:59:17,150 HBO it was my hometown the place was full 2652 00:59:17,150 --> 00:59:17,160 it was my hometown the place was full 2653 00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:20,630 it was my hometown the place was full and it was electric and I had essays for 2654 00:59:20,630 --> 00:59:20,640 and it was electric and I had essays for 2655 00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:22,400 and it was electric and I had essays for the first time I was doing essays rather 2656 00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:22,410 the first time I was doing essays rather 2657 00:59:22,410 --> 00:59:25,040 the first time I was doing essays rather than bits these were developed ideas 2658 00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:25,050 than bits these were developed ideas 2659 00:59:25,050 --> 00:59:26,750 than bits these were developed ideas that had a little bit of a serious 2660 00:59:26,750 --> 00:59:26,760 that had a little bit of a serious 2661 00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:29,930 that had a little bit of a serious overtone to them but we're relieved with 2662 00:59:29,930 --> 00:59:29,940 overtone to them but we're relieved with 2663 00:59:29,940 --> 00:59:33,410 overtone to them but we're relieved with laughter and irony all along and after 2664 00:59:33,410 --> 00:59:33,420 laughter and irony all along and after 2665 00:59:33,420 --> 00:59:35,660 laughter and irony all along and after that started to sink in I look back and 2666 00:59:35,660 --> 00:59:35,670 that started to sink in I look back and 2667 00:59:35,670 --> 00:59:36,950 that started to sink in I look back and I thought well gee that was a kind of a 2668 00:59:36,950 --> 00:59:36,960 I thought well gee that was a kind of a 2669 00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:39,410 I thought well gee that was a kind of a pivotal point so there's a thing in 2670 00:59:39,410 --> 00:59:39,420 pivotal point so there's a thing in 2671 00:59:39,420 --> 00:59:40,010 pivotal point so there's a thing in there called 2672 00:59:40,010 --> 00:59:40,020 there called 2673 00:59:40,020 --> 00:59:42,380 there called the planet is fine it's it's in the 2674 00:59:42,380 --> 00:59:42,390 the planet is fine it's it's in the 2675 00:59:42,390 --> 00:59:44,450 the planet is fine it's it's in the jamun in New York the planet is fine the 2676 00:59:44,450 --> 00:59:44,460 jamun in New York the planet is fine the 2677 00:59:44,460 --> 00:59:47,810 jamun in New York the planet is fine the people are because everybody's running 2678 00:59:47,810 --> 00:59:47,820 people are because everybody's running 2679 00:59:47,820 --> 00:59:49,490 people are because everybody's running around trying to save the planet the 2680 00:59:49,490 --> 00:59:49,500 around trying to save the planet the 2681 00:59:49,500 --> 00:59:51,290 around trying to save the planet the planet doesn't need that the planet will 2682 00:59:51,290 --> 00:59:51,300 planet doesn't need that the planet will 2683 00:59:51,300 --> 00:59:53,510 planet doesn't need that the planet will take care of itself people are selfish 2684 00:59:53,510 --> 00:59:53,520 take care of itself people are selfish 2685 00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:56,000 take care of itself people are selfish and that's what they're doing is trying 2686 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:56,010 and that's what they're doing is trying 2687 00:59:56,010 --> 00:59:58,100 and that's what they're doing is trying to save the planet for themselves to 2688 00:59:58,100 --> 00:59:58,110 to save the planet for themselves to 2689 00:59:58,110 --> 00:59:59,870 to save the planet for themselves to have a nicer place to live they don't 2690 00:59:59,870 --> 00:59:59,880 have a nicer place to live they don't 2691 00:59:59,880 --> 01:00:03,170 have a nicer place to live they don't care about the planet in in theory they 2692 01:00:03,170 --> 01:00:03,180 care about the planet in in theory they 2693 01:00:03,180 --> 01:00:04,940 care about the planet in in theory they just care about having a comfortable 2694 01:00:04,940 --> 01:00:04,950 just care about having a comfortable 2695 01:00:04,950 --> 01:00:06,890 just care about having a comfortable place and these people with the fires 2696 01:00:06,890 --> 01:00:06,900 place and these people with the fires 2697 01:00:06,900 --> 01:00:09,050 place and these people with the fires and the floods and everything they over 2698 01:00:09,050 --> 01:00:09,060 and the floods and everything they over 2699 01:00:09,060 --> 01:00:11,510 and the floods and everything they over build they put nature to the test and 2700 01:00:11,510 --> 01:00:11,520 build they put nature to the test and 2701 01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:12,740 build they put nature to the test and they get what's coming to them that's 2702 01:00:12,740 --> 01:00:12,750 they get what's coming to them that's 2703 01:00:12,750 --> 01:00:15,770 they get what's coming to them that's what I say that's what's happening yeah 2704 01:00:15,770 --> 01:00:15,780 what I say that's what's happening yeah 2705 01:00:15,780 --> 01:00:17,510 what I say that's what's happening yeah you and I can't wait for the sea levels 2706 01:00:17,510 --> 01:00:17,520 you and I can't wait for the sea levels 2707 01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:20,089 you and I can't wait for the sea levels to rise I can't wait for Sunday's 2708 01:00:20,089 --> 01:00:20,099 to rise I can't wait for Sunday's 2709 01:00:20,099 --> 01:00:21,709 to rise I can't wait for Sunday's I can't wait for some of these cities to 2710 01:00:21,709 --> 01:00:21,719 I can't wait for some of these cities to 2711 01:00:21,719 --> 01:00:26,299 I can't wait for some of these cities to do well places that are gonna go away 2712 01:00:26,299 --> 01:00:26,309 do well places that are gonna go away 2713 01:00:26,309 --> 01:00:28,189 do well places that are gonna go away the map is gonna change and then that's 2714 01:00:28,189 --> 01:00:28,199 the map is gonna change and then that's 2715 01:00:28,199 --> 01:00:30,109 the map is gonna change and then that's because the real night people think 2716 01:00:30,109 --> 01:00:30,119 because the real night people think 2717 01:00:30,119 --> 01:00:32,150 because the real night people think nature's outside of them they don't take 2718 01:00:32,150 --> 01:00:32,160 nature's outside of them they don't take 2719 01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:34,670 nature's outside of them they don't take into them the idea that we are part of 2720 01:00:34,670 --> 01:00:34,680 into them the idea that we are part of 2721 01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:36,499 into them the idea that we are part of it they say oh we're going for a nature 2722 01:00:36,499 --> 01:00:36,509 it they say oh we're going for a nature 2723 01:00:36,509 --> 01:00:38,479 it they say oh we're going for a nature walk we're going to the country because 2724 01:00:38,479 --> 01:00:38,489 walk we're going to the country because 2725 01:00:38,489 --> 01:00:41,120 walk we're going to the country because we like nature nature's in here and if 2726 01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:41,130 we like nature nature's in here and if 2727 01:00:41,130 --> 01:00:42,979 we like nature nature's in here and if you're into with it like the Indians the 2728 01:00:42,979 --> 01:00:42,989 you're into with it like the Indians the 2729 01:00:42,989 --> 01:00:45,259 you're into with it like the Indians the hope is especially the balance of life 2730 01:00:45,259 --> 01:00:45,269 hope is especially the balance of life 2731 01:00:45,269 --> 01:00:47,539 hope is especially the balance of life the balance the harmony of nature if you 2732 01:00:47,539 --> 01:00:47,549 the balance the harmony of nature if you 2733 01:00:47,549 --> 01:00:50,269 the balance the harmony of nature if you understand that you don't over build you 2734 01:00:50,269 --> 01:00:50,279 understand that you don't over build you 2735 01:00:50,279 --> 01:00:52,279 understand that you don't over build you don't do all this [ __ ] stuff there are 2736 01:00:52,279 --> 01:00:52,289 don't do all this [ __ ] stuff there are 2737 01:00:52,289 --> 01:00:57,140 don't do all this [ __ ] stuff there are too many people let's go after them it's 2738 01:00:57,140 --> 01:00:57,150 too many people let's go after them it's 2739 01:00:57,150 --> 01:00:59,180 too many people let's go after them it's it's a symphony everybody's in the band 2740 01:00:59,180 --> 01:00:59,190 it's a symphony everybody's in the band 2741 01:00:59,190 --> 01:01:01,219 it's a symphony everybody's in the band you know it's not just one it's not just 2742 01:01:01,219 --> 01:01:01,229 you know it's not just one it's not just 2743 01:01:01,229 --> 01:01:04,069 you know it's not just one it's not just one group people are people want their 2744 01:01:04,069 --> 01:01:04,079 one group people are people want their 2745 01:01:04,079 --> 01:01:05,870 one group people are people want their goodies they want their toys everybody 2746 01:01:05,870 --> 01:01:05,880 goodies they want their toys everybody 2747 01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:08,870 goodies they want their toys everybody wants the newest gizmo we're slaves to 2748 01:01:08,870 --> 01:01:08,880 wants the newest gizmo we're slaves to 2749 01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:17,870 wants the newest gizmo we're slaves to gizmos and toys that'll make pancakes 2750 01:01:17,870 --> 01:01:17,880 gizmos and toys that'll make pancakes 2751 01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:20,930 gizmos and toys that'll make pancakes and that that'll make them happy we 2752 01:01:20,930 --> 01:01:20,940 and that that'll make them happy we 2753 01:01:20,940 --> 01:01:24,259 and that that'll make them happy we watch this because I want to let you 2754 01:01:24,259 --> 01:01:24,269 watch this because I want to let you 2755 01:01:24,269 --> 01:01:26,630 watch this because I want to let you guys know you are all messed up we've 2756 01:01:26,630 --> 01:01:26,640 guys know you are all messed up we've 2757 01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:29,329 guys know you are all messed up we've planted this fine we are messed up but 2758 01:01:29,329 --> 01:01:29,339 planted this fine we are messed up but 2759 01:01:29,339 --> 01:01:31,609 planted this fine we are messed up but if you are in New York City Thursday 2760 01:01:31,609 --> 01:01:31,619 if you are in New York City Thursday 2761 01:01:31,619 --> 01:01:33,319 if you are in New York City Thursday Jordan will be signing DVDs at the 2762 01:01:33,319 --> 01:01:33,329 Jordan will be signing DVDs at the 2763 01:01:33,329 --> 01:01:35,299 Jordan will be signing DVDs at the borders on Wall Street from noon to 2:00 2764 01:01:35,299 --> 01:01:35,309 borders on Wall Street from noon to 2:00 2765 01:01:35,309 --> 01:01:36,829 borders on Wall Street from noon to 2:00 p.m. you've got to be there and we're 2766 01:01:36,829 --> 01:01:36,839 p.m. you've got to be there and we're 2767 01:01:36,839 --> 01:01:41,070 p.m. you've got to be there and we're gonna be right back with James Lipton 2768 01:01:41,070 --> 01:01:41,080 2769 01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:51,020 you 2770 01:01:51,020 --> 01:01:51,030 2771 01:01:51,030 --> 01:01:53,090 you259401

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