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>> I'M REALLY ENJOYING OUR TIME

TOGETHER AS A FAMILY.

>> I'M SO GLAD I GOT THAT

PROMOTION AT WORK.

>> MOM AND DAD, YOU GUYS ARE

EVEN COOLER THAN MY TEENAGE

FRIENDS.

>> WE'VE GOT IT ALL -- FAMILY,

FRIENDS...

>> AND PERFECT HEALTH.

>> I'M POPULAR IN SCHOOL, BUT

I'M NOT A DICK ABOUT IT.

>> Mandersohn: NEED A FOURTH FOR

RUMMIKUB?

>> RANDALL TYREE MANDERSOHN,

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

>> Mandersohn: HI, FRIENDS.

SOUNDS LIKE PURCHASING THE

"YOU'RE WHOLE" LIFE SYSTEM

REALLY WORKED OUT FOR YOU.

>> ONE QUESTION, RANDALL.

FOR YEARS, WE'VE BEEN WATCHING

YOU HELP OTHER PEOPLE, BUT WE'VE

NEVER HEARD YOUR STORY.

>> Mandersohn: MY STORY?

OH, YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT

THAT.

DO YOU?

>> WELL, YEAH. I JUST ASKED.

>> YEAH.

>> Mandersohn: OKAY.

BUT I HOPE YOU'RE ALL WEARING

RUBBER-SOLED SHOES BECAUSE MY

STORY WILL TOTALLY SHOCK YOU.

I'M WHOLE.

YOU'RE WHOLE.

[ INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ APPLAUSE ]

YEAH!

YEAH!

HOW'S EVERYBODY DOING?

HEY, I LIKE THAT SWEATER.

WELCOME TO "YOU'RE WHOLE," MY

REVOLUTIONARY SYSTEM FOR

CLEANING UP YOUR LIFE AND

CLEANING OUT YOUR PORES.

I'M NOTED EXPERT

RANDALL TYREE MANDERSOHN, AND,

GUYS, I CONFESS TO FEELING A

LITTLE BIT NERVOUS TODAY.

>> WHY'S THAT, RANDALL?

>> Mandersohn: THANKS FOR

ASKING.

DO YOU GUYS MIND IF I TAKE A

KNEE?

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I DIDN'T

ALWAYS HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS.

IN FACT, NOT TOO LONG AGO, I WAS

JUST LIKE ALL OF YOU --

CONFUSED, ABUSED, AND UNAMUSED.

[ LAUGHTER ]

HELP ME UP, TOBY.

HEY, DO YOU GUYS MIND IF I TURN

AROUND A CHAIR AND SIT IN IT

BACKWARDS?

GREAT.

I KNEW SOMETHING IN MY LIFE HAD

TO CHANGE.

BUT WHAT?

>> YOUR OCCUPATION?

>> Mandersohn: YES.

BUT THERE WAS SOMETHING ELSE,

AND IT STARTS WITH THE LETTER

"A."

>> YOUR ACCUPATION.

>> Mandersohn: CLOSE.

MY ATTITUDE.

AND THAT'S WHAT DVD 4 IS ALL

ABOUT.

ATTITUDE.

WHAT IS IT?

MEN HAVE IT.

WOMEN HAVE IT.

OLD PEOPLE HAVE IT.

YOUNG PEOPLE HAVE IT.

BUT MOST OF ALL, BLACK GUYS HAVE

IT.

EVERYBODY, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET

EDDIE.

>> HI, EVERYBODY.

>> Mandersohn: EDDIE'S A BLACK

GUY.

EDDIE, IN THAT LAST PACKAGE WE

SAW, WE LEARNED THAT BLACK GUYS

HAVE A WHOLE LOT OF ATTITUDE.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

WE SURE DO.

BUT WE DON'T CALL IT ATTITUDE,

RANDALL.

WE CALL IT SWAGGER.

>> Mandersohn: SWAY-GER?

>> SWAGGER.

>> Mandersohn: WELL, YOU CAN

TEACH ME HOW TO SAY IT, BUT HOW

DO I GET IT?

>> BY EATING RIGHT AND LOSING

ALL THE WEIGHT.

>> Mandersohn: WELL, WHETHER

IT'S ATTITUDE OR SWAGGER OR JUST

PLAIN OLD SELF-CONFIDENCE, DVD 4

WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO GET "IT"

WITH ONE SIMPLE TRICK.

THIS IS CHRISTOPHER.

NOW, CHRISTOPHER HERE LACKS

CONFIDENCE WITH THE LADIES.

BUT I'M ABOUT TO TEACH HIM A

SIMPLE TRICK THAT WILL HAVE THE

LADIES BANGING DOWN HIS DOOR.

>> [ SIGHS ]

>> Mandersohn: CHRISTOPHER, I

WANT YOU TO WALK LIKE A PANTHER.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

I MEAN, HOW DOES A PANTHER WALK,

RANDALL?

>> Mandersohn: HOW DO YOU THINK

A PANTHER WALKS?

>> UH...YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE

THIS.

LIKE...

>> Mandersohn: YES.

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

THAT'S IT.

LET ME SEE THAT PANTHER COME

OUT.

HEY, THAT'S SOME GREAT PANTHER

WALKING.

YES!

>> I'M WALKING LIKE A PANTHER.

>> Mandersohn: YOU SURE ARE.

>> [ Thinking ] THAT GUY'S GOT A

LOT OF ATTITUDE.

>> Mandersohn: TAKE IT FURTHER.

>> YEAH?

>> Mandersohn: REALLY BE A

PANTHER.

NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE MOMENT OF

TRUTH.

>> [ SIGHS ]

>> Mandersohn: CHRISTOPHER, STEP

UP ON THE SCALE.

>> OKAY.

>> Mandersohn: CHRISTOPHER?

YOU JUST LOST ALL THE WEIGHT!

>> YES! YES!

>> Mandersohn: WAY TO GO, MY

MAN.

>> YES!

THANK YOU.

I FELT THAT, TOO.

AS YOU WERE COACHING ME, I WAS

JUST -- YOU JUST FEEL LIGHT AS A

FEATHER.

AND YOU'RE RIGHT.

IT'S ALL SHOULDERS BACK, IT'S

CHIN UP.

THAT FEELS GOOD.

JUST...MOVING A LITTLE BIT.

JUST...

SHOULD I STAY UP HERE, OR...?

TO MY SEAT?

OKAY.

>> Mandersohn: IT'S JUST THAT

SIMPLE.

>> BUT, RANDALL, YOU SAID YOU

WERE GONNA TELL US YOUR STORY.

>> Mandersohn: DON'T YOU GET IT?

[ ALL MURMURING ]

CHRISTOPHER...IS ME.

[ ALL GASP ]

WHEN WE COME BACK, I'LL REVEAL

ANOTHER CHAPTER IN MY STORY AND

SHARE WITH YOU ONE OF MY DARKEST

SECRETS.

ALSO, I'M TOTALLY BLIND.

STAY WITH US, WON'T YOU?

[ INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ APPLAUSE ]

WE'RE BACK.

TODAY ON "YOU'RE WHOLE," I'M

TELLING MY STORY.

AND I'M ABOUT TO REVEAL ONE OF

MY DARKEST SECRETS.

[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

WHEW!

OH, BOY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

OH, BOY.

THIS ISN'T EASY.

THE TRUTH IS...

[ SNIFFLES ]

UM...THE TRUTH IS...

I'M SCARED.

>> BUT YOU'RE

RANDALL TYREE MANDERSOHN.

>> Mandersohn: DON'T YOU THINK I

KNOW THAT?!

I'M SORRY.

WHICH BRINGS ME TO DVD 12 IN THE

"YOU'RE WHOLE" SERIES,

"OVERCOMING FEAR."

NOW, BEFORE I TELL YOU HOW TO

OVERCOME YOUR FEARS, DOES

ANYBODY HERE EVER GET SCARED?

YEAH.

WHAT SCARES YOU?

>> I'M SCARED OF WAR.

>> Mandersohn: DON'T BE.

>> OKAY.

>> Mandersohn: ANYBODY ELSE?

YEAH.

>> I'M SCARED OF DYING.

>> Mandersohn: DON'T BE.

>> OKAY.

>> Mandersohn: OKAY.

ANYBODY ELSE?

YEAH.

>> I'M SCARED I'LL ALWAYS BE

SCARED.

>> Mandersohn: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

>> DEBBIE.

>> Mandersohn: DEBBIE...

DON'T BE.

OKAY.

IN "OVERCOMING FEAR," YOU'LL

LEARN TO OVERCOME FEAR USING THE

MOST POWERFUL TOOL IN THE

WORLD -- THE HUMAN MIND.

THE HUMAN MIND -- SO MYSTERIOUS,

SO ENIGMATIC, MORE POWERFUL THAN

THE WORLD'S MOST ADVANCED

COMPUTER MACHINE, AND YET SO

FRAGILE.

[ SHATTERING ]

IN "OVERCOMING FEAR," I WILL

TEACH YOU TO OUTWIT THE MIND

GAMES OUR MINDS PLAY ON US WITH

THEIR MINDS.

I'M HERE WITH LADY DOCTOR

WENDY TALMUCH OF

THE TALMUCH INSTITUTE, A

NON-ACCREDITED INSTITUTE FOR THE

STUDY OF BRAINS AND CRYSTALS.

DR. TALMUCH.

>> HI, RANDALL.

>> Mandersohn: TELL US ABOUT

YOUR WORK.

>> AT THE TALMUCH INSTITUTE, WE

LOOK AT BRAINS AND WE LOOK AT

CRYSTALS.

>> Mandersohn: WOW.

I HAVE TO ADMIT -- ALL OF THIS

GROUNDBREAKING RESEARCH IS

MAKING ME A LITTLE BIT SCARED.

>> DON'T BE.

>> Mandersohn: I FEEL BETTER

ALREADY.

HOW'D YOU DO IT?

>> BY OVERCOMING FEARS.

>> Mandersohn: WHEN WE COME

BACK, THE AMAZING STORY OF HOW I

MET MY ORIENTAL WIFE, PAM.

S-P-C.

SMOOTHIES, PUMPKINS, COOKIES.

IT'S THE HEART OF THE

"YOU'RE WHOLE" EATING PLAN.

BUT NOW I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE A

NEW ADDITION.

S-P-C HAS BECOME...SPiCE.

THE "E" STANDS FOR ENCHILADA AND

THE "i" DOESN'T STAND FOR

ANYTHING.

ENCHILADAS ARE THE GREAT NEW WAY

TO EAT MEXICAN FOOD WITHOUT THE

BEANS.

MY ORIENTAL WIFE, PAM, EXPLAINS

HOW.

>> BURRITOS HAVE BEANS.

ENCHILADAS DON'T HAVE BEANS.

>> Mandersohn: LEARN ALL ABOUT

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COOKBOOK,

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[ APPLAUSE ]

WE'RE BACK.

I'VE BEEN INCREDIBLY BRAVE TODAY

AND IT FEELS GREAT BECAUSE MY

STORY IS YOUR STORY.

YOUR WHOLE STORY.

>> BUT, RANDALL, WHERE ARE YOU

FROM?

HOW DID YOU MEET PAM?

>> HOW DID YOU BECOME TOTALLY

BLIND?

>> Mandersohn: MY STORY ISN'T

IMPORTANT.

WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS YOUR STORY.

AND YOUR STORY, ROBERT.

AND YOUR STORY, TEENA.

>> AND MY STORY.

>> Mandersohn: WELL, I MEAN, I

WASN'T GONNA GO AROUND AND

VALIDATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF

YOU, BUT FINE, YOUR STORY, TOO.

>> I LIKE STORIES.

I DON'T LIKE BEANS.

>> Mandersohn: PAM AND I ARE

JUST LIKE ALL OF YOU.

AND BEFORE WE GO TODAY, WE

THOUGHT WE'D TAKE A MOMENT TO

SHARE OUR STORY...IN SONG.

* I WAS JUST A LONELY MAN

WALKING THROUGH AN EMPTY LAND *

* BUT NOW I'M WALKING

HAND-IN-HAND WITH PAM *

>> Both: * THE TWO OF US WERE

MEANT TO BE TOGETHER *

* OUR TWO WORLDS WERE JOINED

FOREVER *

>> Mandersohn: * PAM, I JUST

WANT YOU TO KNOW *

>> * IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU

>> Mandersohn: * IT'S BECAUSE OF

YOU *

>> * AND YOU AND YOU

>> Mandersohn: * AND YOU AND YOU

AND YOU *

>> Both: * THAT I'M WHOLE

>> THAT'S QUITE A STORY,

RANDALL.

>> I KNEW YOU WERE COMPLICATED,

BUT I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE DEEP.

>> O-M-G, RANDALL.

YOU'RE THE BOMB.

>> Mandersohn: HEY, GREAT

SWAGGER.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ APPLAUSE ]

WHAT A GREAT FAMILY.

I WANT TO THANK THEM FOR

ALLOWING ME INTO THEIR LIVES.

AND THANKS TO ALL OF YOU OUT

THERE FOR ALLOWING ME INTO YOUR

HOMES NIGHT AFTER NIGHT TO FILL

YOUR HOLES WITH "YOU'RE WHOLE."

>> * THE WORLD IS CHANGING

CHANGING *

[ INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

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