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>> IN THIS ECONOMY, NOBODY'S
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BUYING SKATEBOARDS.
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WHAT DO I DO?
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>> LUMBER JUST ISN'T MOVING IN
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THIS ECONOMY.
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HOW DO I PAY MY BILLS?
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>> TOO MANY BEADS AND NOT ENOUGH
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CUSTOMERS.
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THAT'S WHAT THIS BEAD-STORE
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OWNER IS SAYING.
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>> All: I NEED HELP!
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>> Mandersohn: MONEY.
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IT'S THE ONLY THING PEOPLE
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CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT.
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AND YET THERE NEVER SEEMS TO BE
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ENOUGH TO GO AROUND.
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WHAT IF YOU HAD ALL THE MONEY
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YOU COULD EVER WANT?
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IN THE NEXT FEW MINUTES, I'M
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GONNA SHOW YOU EXACTLY HOW TO
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GET IT AND LOSE ALL THE WEIGHT.
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I'M NOTED EXPERT
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RANDALL TYREE MANDERSOHN, I'M
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TOTALLY BLIND, AND THIS IS
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"YOU'RE WHOLE."
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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ALL RIGHT!
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WHOOOOOOOOO!
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[ LAUGHING ]
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HEY, EVERYBODY.
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GREAT TO SEE YOU!
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HEY, THANKS FOR COMING.
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WELCOME TO "YOU'RE WHOLE," MY
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27-DVD COLLECTION THAT WILL
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TEACH YOU TO GET WHAT YOU WANT
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WITH WHO YOU WANT WHEN YOU WANT
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TO HAVE HOW YOU WANT AND WHY YOU
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WANT.
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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THANK YOU.
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NOW, BEFORE WE START TODAY, I'M
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GONNA ASK YOU ALL A SIMPLE
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QUESTION -- HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE
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TOO MUCH MONEY?
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[ AUDIENCE MURMURS ]
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I DIDN'T THINK SO.
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BECAUSE MONEY IS LIKE
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MEDICINE -- YOU CAN NEVER TAKE
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TOO MUCH MEDICINE AND YOU CAN
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NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH MONEY.
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TODAY, ON A VERY SPECIAL
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"YOU'RE WHOLE," I'M GONNA DEVOTE
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AN ENTIRE EPISODE TO MAKING THAT
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MONEY, HONEY.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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LET'S START WITH ONE OF MY
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FAVORITES IN THE "YOU'RE WHOLE"
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SERIES.
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IT'S DVD 6 -- "LEMONADE STAND."
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>> THIS LEMONADE STAND WAS A
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TERRIBLE IDEA.
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>> I HATE MY LIFE.
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>> Mandersohn: LEMONADE STAND
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GOT YOU DOWN?
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>> Both: RANDALL TYREE
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MANDERSOHN?!
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>> Mandersohn: THAT'S RIGHT,
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YOUNG LADIES.
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AND I'M ABOUT TO TURN YOUR
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LEMONADE STAND INTO THE TALK OF
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THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
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LET'S GET TO WORK!
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>> All: YAY!
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>> Both: WOW!
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>> Mandersohn: WHAT DO YOU SAY
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WE TAKE HER OUT FOR A SPIN?
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>> WHY, SPACE LEMONADE?
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I'VE NEVER HEARD OF SUCH A
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THING.
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I'LL TAKE TWO CUPS.
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>> IT TASTES JUST LIKE EARTH
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LEMONADE BUT IT'S BLUE.
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>> EVEN TEENAGERS LOVE
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SPACE LEMONADE.
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>> Mandersohn: WELL, GIRLS,
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HOW'S THE NEW SPACE LEMONADE
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STAND WORKING OUT?
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>> GREAT, AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO
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YOU.
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>> Mandersohn: NO, GIRLS, IT'S
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ALL THANKS TO YOUR HARD WORK.
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AND REMEMBER, WITH ALL THIS
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MONEY LAYING AROUND, YOU'VE GOT
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TO BE CAREFUL.
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>> OH, WE WILL BE.
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>> Mandersohn: [ LAUGHS ]
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OKAY, GUYS, WHAT'S THE MAIN
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LESSON YOU TOOK AWAY FROM DVD 6?
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YEAH.
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>> USE CREATIVE THINKING TO
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SOLVE A PROBLEM.
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>> Mandersohn: NO.
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ANYBODY ELSE?
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YEAH.
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>> FIND NEW WAYS TO MARKET AN
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OLD PRODUCT?
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>> Mandersohn: WRONG.
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THAT ANSWER IS WRONG.
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THE MAIN LESSON IS THAT PEOPLE
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LOVE SPACE LEMONADE.
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OKAY.
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AND NOW I'VE GOT A VERY SPECIAL
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SURPRISE FOR YOU.
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DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER THOSE TWO
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ADORABLE LITTLE GIRLS FROM THE
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DVD?
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WELL, GUESS WHAT.
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THEY'RE ALL GROWN UP AND THEY'RE
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HERE WITH US TODAY.
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PLEASE WELCOME ELLIE WALKER AND
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DYNASTY SAMMONS.
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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I MEAN, I'M TOTALLY BLIND, BUT
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I'VE JUST GOT TWO WORDS FOR YOU
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GUYS -- WOWZA!
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>> RANDALL, THAT SPACE LEMONADE
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STAND GAVE ME THE CAREER BOOST I
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NEEDED TO LAUNCH MY OWN
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BUSINESS.
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I NOW HAVE MY OWN AND OPERATE MY
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OWN DOGGY DAY CARE.
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>> Mandersohn: HOW ABOUT THAT?!
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A DOGGY DAY CARE!
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AND HOW ABOUT YOU, DYNASTY?
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WHAT DID YOUR SPACE LEMONADE
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STAND TEACH YOU?
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>> IT TAUGHT ME I CAN DO
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ANYTHING I SET MY MIND TO.
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IN FACT, I JUST PERFORMED AT THE
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SUPER BOWL WITH MY SINGING
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GROUP!
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>> Mandersohn: OH.
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HOW ABOUT THAT?
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WHEN WE COME BACK, I'M GONNA
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TEACH YOU HOW TO MAKE MONEY
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USING SOMETHING EACH ONE OF US
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ALREADY HAS -- OUR BODIES!
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HEY, DYNASTY, HOW ABOUT TAKING
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US OUT WITH A SONG?
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>> I'D LOVE TO.
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[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> HELLO.
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I'M RANDALL'S WIFE, PAM.
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RANDALL AND I DRINK
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SPACE LEMONADE EVERY MEAL.
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WE GIVE IT TO OUR CHILDREN,
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TRIDENT AND GOSSAMER.
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BUT IT'S SO EXPENSIVE BECAUSE IT
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COMES FROM SPACE.
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>> GUESS WHAT, PAM.
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I'VE FIGURED OUT AWAY TO BRING
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THE HIGH COST OF SPACE LEMONADE
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BACK DOWN TO EARTH.
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>> INTRODUCING RTM'S
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SPACE LEMONADE.
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RTM's SPACE LEMONADE IS THE BEST
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SPACE LEMONADE BECAUSE OF ITS
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NATURALISTIC BLUE COLOR AND THE
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HYDRATING POWER OF WATER.
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WELL, I'VE GOT TO GET BACK TO
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WORK.
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YOU STAY HOME AND TAKE CARE OF
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THE KIDS.
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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WELCOME BACK TO "YOU'RE WHOLE."
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WE'RE DEVOTING TODAY'S ENTIRE
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EPISODE TO MAKING ALL THE MONEY
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AND LOSING ALL THE WEIGHT.
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AND OUR NEXT DVD WILL TEACH YOU
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HOW TO DO BOTH OF THOSE
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THINGS AT THE SAME TIME WITH...
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OUR BODIES.
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NOW, IF IT SOUNDS LIKE I'M
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TALKING ABOUT HOOKING, I AM.
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BUT NOT THE KIND OF HOOKING
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YOU'RE THINKING OF.
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I'M TALKING ABOUT DVD 14 --
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"PRO BASS FISHING"!
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[ LAUGHING ]
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I HAD YOU FOR A SECOND,
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DIDN'T I?
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I'M OUT HERE ON THE LAKE WITH
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PROFESSIONAL BASS FISHERMAN
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LONNY DIBS.
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LONNY, I LOVE TO GO FISHING.
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I DO IT ALL THE TIME.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY TIPS FOR ANGLERS
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LIKE ME?
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>> WELL, THE FIRST TIP IS TO
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KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN BECAUSE
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FISH SCARE REAL EASY.
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>> Mandersohn: THAT'S A GREAT
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TIP, LONNY.
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HEY, LONNY, FUNNY STORY -- MY
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DAD USED TO TAKE ME FISHING.
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>> OKAY.
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>> Mandersohn: LONNY, I HEARD
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THAT THE BIG MONEY IN FISHING
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ACTUALLY COMES NOT FROM THE FISH
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BUT FROM THE SPONSORS.
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IS THAT TRUE?
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>> WELL, I'LL TELL YOU --
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>> Mandersohn: WHAT IF I TOLD
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YOU THERE WAS A SPONSOR OUT
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THERE THAT WOULD LOVE TO WORK
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WITH YOU AND PAY ALL YOUR
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EXPENSES FOR THE ENTIRE YEAR?
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WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO THAT?
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>> I'D SAY, "HELL YES."
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>> Mandersohn: OKAY.
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NOW TAKE AWAY THE "PAY ALL YOUR
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EXPENSES PART" AND YOU'VE GOT...
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RTM's SPACE LEMONADE, THE
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OFFICIAL SPACE LEMONADE...
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OF LONNY DIBS?
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>> UM...
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>> Mandersohn: FISH LOVE IT.
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>> FISH DON'T DRINK, MAN.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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>> Mandersohn: LONNY DIBS IS
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HERE WITH US NOW, AND HE'S GONNA
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TEACH US HOW TO CATCH A BASS
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JUST LIKE THE PROS. LONNY?
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>> THE FIRST THING YOU NEED IS A
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FISHING ROD, AND I SEE YOU'VE
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ALL GOT ONE OF THOSE.
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NOW, WHEN YOU CAST, YOU WANT TO
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USE YOUR WRIST TO LET OUT THE
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LINE --
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>> Mandersohn: LIKE THIS, LONNY?
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>> OW! MY EYE!
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MY -- AAH! MY EYE!
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MY EYE!
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I WANT TO THANK LONNY DIBS FOR
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TEACHING US HOW TO CATCH SOME
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BASS.
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THANKS, LONNY.
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WHEN "YOU'RE WHOLE" RETURNS, I'M
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GONNA HELP SOME REAL SMALL
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BUSINESS OWNERS WITH THEIR REAL
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SMALL BUSINESS PROBLEMS, AND I'M
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GONNA DO IT WHILE BEING TOTALLY
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BLIND.
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>> HI. I'M PROFESSIONAL BASS
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FISHERMAN LONNY DIBS.
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WITH ITS OUT OF THIS WORLD
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NATURALISTIC BLUE COLOR AND
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AMAZING HYDRATING POWER OF
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WATER, RTM's SPACE LEMONADE IS
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MY SPACE LEMONADE OF CHOICE.
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LOOKS LIKE I JUST CAUGHT A FISH.
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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>> Mandersohn: WE'RE BACK WITH
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"YOU'RE WHOLE."
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LET'S FACE IT -- SMALL
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BUSINESSES ARE GOING THROUGH
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TOUGH TIMES.
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AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SHOW,
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WE MET THREE SMALL BUSINESS
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OWNERS WITH SOME BUSINESS
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PROBLEMS.
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OF COURSE, EACH BUSINESS IS
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DIFFERENT, BUT THEY CAN ALL
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BENEFIT FROM DVD 15 IN THE
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"YOU'RE WHOLE" SYSTEM --
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"CUPCAKES!!!"
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>> OH, YEAH!
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>> Mandersohn: CUPCAKES ARE THE
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GREAT NEW SNACK FOOD THAT TASTES
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GREAT AND MAKE FOLKS...
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>> All: HAPPY!
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>> Mandersohn: LET'S BRING OUT
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OUR BUSINESSPEOPLE.
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COME ON OUT, GUYS.
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ALL RIGHT.
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LET'S SEE IF I CAN FIX YOUR
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BUSINESS PROBLEMS ONE AT A TIME
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USING DVD 15 -- "CUPCAKES!!!"
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TREVOR, YOU OWN A SKATEBOARD
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SHOP.
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>> THAT'S RIGHT.
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>> Mandersohn: WHAT ABOUT
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CUPCAKES?
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>> WHAT ABOUT THEM?
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>> Mandersohn: INSTEAD OF
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SKATEBOARDS, YOU COULD SELL
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CUPCAKES.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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WILL, YOU'VE GOT A LUMBER YARD.
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HOW ABOUT, INSTEAD OF LUMBER,
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YOU SELL CUPCAKES?
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AND, DONNA, WHO RUNS A BEAD
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SHOP, I'VE GOT A SUGGESTION FOR
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YOU, TOO.
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>> CUPCAKES?
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>> Mandersohn: NO, I'M AFRAID
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CUPCAKES CAN'T SOLVE EVERY
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BUSINESS PROBLEM.
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YOUR BUSINESS IS GOING TO FAIL.
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BUT I DO HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS FOR
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YOU.
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DONNA, TAKE A STEP FORWARD
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WITH ME.
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STEP ONTO THAT SCALE.
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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
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DONNA...
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YOU JUST LOST ALL THE WEIGHT!
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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>> Mandersohn: TO CELEBRATE,
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I'VE INVITED ALL OUR GUESTS BACK
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FOR AN INCREDIBLE CUPCAKE AND
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BASS PARTY, HOSTED BY THE
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AMAZING DYNASTY SAMMONS.
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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>> * YEAH, YEAH
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OH.
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>> Mandersohn: IS EVERYBODY
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HAVING FUN?!
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>> All: YEAH!
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>> Mandersohn: HOW'RE THOSE
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CUPCAKES?
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[ ALL CHEERING ]
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HOW ABOUT THAT FRESHWATER BASS?
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[ ALL CHEERING ]
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AND THE AMAZING DYNASTY SAMMONS!
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>> YEAH.
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>> Mandersohn: WELL, GUYS, WE'VE
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HAD A GREAT TIME TODAY LEARNING
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ALL ABOUT THE "HIGH COST" OF
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"HIGH FINANCE."
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BUT IF YOU CALL NOW, I'LL SEND
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YOU ALL 27 DVDs IN THE
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"YOU'RE WHOLE" SYSTEM FOR THE
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LOW COST OF THREE PAYMENTS OF
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$29.99.
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YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH
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MONEY, AND YOU CAN NEVER HAVE
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TOO MANY DVDs.
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AND IF YOU CALL NOW, I'LL EVEN
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INCLUDE TWO 48-OUNCE CANISTERS
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OF RTM's SPACE LEMONADE,
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ENDORSED BY PROFESSIONAL
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FISHERMAN LONNY DIBS...
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>> HELL YEAH!
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>> Mandersohn: ...AND MEDICAL
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PATIENTS LIKE MY ORIENTAL WIFE,
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PAM.
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>> I DRINK SPACE LEMONADE.
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I'M HAPPY.
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>> Mandersohn: I'M
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RANDALL TYREE MANDERSOHN.
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LET ME FILL YOUR MONEY HOLE
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WITH "YOU'RE WHOLE."
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[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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