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>> Mandersohn: HOMEWORK DRIVING
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YOU NUTS?
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GIRL TROUBLE?
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PARENTS DIVORCING?
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ARE YOU DOING DRUGS?
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CUTTING YOURSELF?
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TIM, ARE YOU CUTTING YOURSELF?
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YO, YO, YO. WHAT'S UP?
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AFTER SCHOOL, DO YOU WANT TO
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GRAB A SLICE OF PIZZA?
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I'M RANDALL TYREE MANDERSOHN,
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CREATOR OF THE "YOU'RE WHOLE"
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SYSTEM, THE LIFE-CHANGING LIFE
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SYSTEM THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR
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LIFE -- 27 DVDs THAT WILL HAVE
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YOU FEELING BETTER, RUNNING
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HARDER, AND READING UP TO
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FIVE TIMES FASTER.
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TIM NEVER MADE THAT CALL, AND
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NOW HE'S GONE.
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PARENTS, DON'T LET YOUR CHILD BE
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TIM.
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FILL YOUR HOLE WITH
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"YOU'RE WHOLE."
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[ INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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[ LAUGHS ]
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THANK YOU, EVERYBODY.
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THANK YOU, AND WELCOME TO
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"YOU'RE WHOLE."
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I'M NOTED PUBLIC SPEAKER,
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SUNSHINE ENTHUSIAST, AND
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TWICE-PUBLISHED POET
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RANDALL TYREE MANDERSOHN.
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THANK YOU.
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TONIGHT, WE'RE GONNA TAKE A LOOK
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AT MY EXCLUSIVE SYSTEM THAT'S
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BEEN PROVEN TO MAXIMIZE
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PRODUCTIVITY, RAISE SCORES, AND
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GET YOUR BODY MOVING.
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AND, OH, YEAH -- DID I HAPPEN TO
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MENTION THAT I'M TOTALLY BLIND?
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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DO YOU REMEMBER A FEW MOMENTS
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AGO, I TALKED ABOUT GETTING YOUR
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BODY MOVING?
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE TRY
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THAT RIGHT NOW?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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FOLLOW ALONG WITH ME.
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GREAT.
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HERE WE GO.
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[ Rapping ] WELL, MY NAME'S
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RANDALL.
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I LIKE TO RHYME.
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I LIKE TO DO IT ALL THE TIME.
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MY RAPS ARE GREAT.
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MY BEATS ARE GREAT.
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NOW LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT DVD 8.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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WELCOME TO DVD 8 IN THE
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"YOU'RE WHOLE" SYSTEM --
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"DROPPIN' THE 'G'."
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JOINING ME NOW TO TALK ABOUT
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DROPPIN' THE "G" IS A PROFESSOR
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OF LINGUISTICS AND SEMIOTICS AT
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A COLLEGE, DR. ROBERT WEXLER.
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WELCOME TO "YOU'RE WHOLE."
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>> HELLO.
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>> Mandersohn: DVD 8 WILL TEACH
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YOU HOW TO LIVEN UP ANY
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CONVERSATION BY DROPPIN' THE
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"G."
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LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT A CLIP, BUT
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BEFORE WE DO, I WANT TO SAY
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GOODBYE TO DR. ROBERT WEXLER.
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THANK YOU FOR JOINING US.
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WISHING.
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>> WISHIN'.
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>> Mandersohn: FISHING.
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>> FISHIN'.
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>> Mandersohn: FISTING.
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>> FISTIN'.
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>> Mandersohn: GOOD.
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NOW PUT IT TOGETHER.
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>> I'M WISHIN' FOR FISHIN' AND
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FISTIN'.
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>> Mandersohn: ONE OF THE
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SECRETS OF THE "YOU'RE WHOLE"
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SYSTEM IS THAT "FUN ATTRACTS
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FUN."
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AND NOTHING'S MORE FUN THAN...
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>> All: DROPPIN' THE "G."
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Mandersohn: BY 'EORGE, I
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THINK THEY'VE GOT IT.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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WHEN WE RETURN, YOU'RE GOING TO
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LEARN SOME STARTLING SECRETS
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ABOUT AN ANCIENT CIVILIZATION
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THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE.
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ALMOST THERE. KEEP GOING!
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GREAT RUN, PAM.
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GO TAKE ANOTHER LAP.
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HI.
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I'M RANDALL TYREE MANDERSOHN,
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AND THAT'S MY ORIENTAL WIFE,
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PAM.
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SHE'S HAVING A GREAT WORKOUT.
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HOW DO I KNOW?
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THIS LITTLE BABY RIGHT HERE --
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THE RANDALL TYREE MANDERSOHN
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STOPWATCH.
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IT'S GOT ALL THE BEST FEATURES,
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LIKE KEEPING TIME, A STRING TO
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PUT AROUND YOUR NECK, AND SO
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MUCH MORE.
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NOW, YOU CAN'T BUY THESE IN
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STORES, BECAUSE I'M GIVING THEM
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AWAY WITH EVERY PURCHASE OF THE
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"YOU'RE WHOLE" SYSTEM.
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[ STOPWATCH BEEPS ]
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WOW. GREAT WORKOUT, PAM.
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AND IN RECORD TIME.
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>> GREAT NEWS FOR ME.
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>> Mandersohn: GREAT NEWS FOR
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EVERYBODY.
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WELCOME BACK TO "YOU'RE WHOLE."
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NOW, I KNOW WHAT SOME OF YOU ARE
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PROBABLY THINKING, AND NO, THIS
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ISN'T LADY GAGA'S LATEST OUTFIT.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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THIS IS AN EXACT REPLICA OF AN
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ACTUAL HAT WORN BY A PHARAOH IN
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ANCIENT EGYPT.
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NOW, THE ANCIENT EGYPTIANS WERE
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RESPONSIBLE FOR MORE THAN JUST
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FUNNY HATS.
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THEY ALSO BUILT THE PYRAMIDS,
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WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE NEXT DVD
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IN THE "YOU'RE WHOLE" SERIES --
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DVD 24, "ANCIENT EGYPT."
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[ EGYPTIAN MUSIC PLAYING ]
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[ Foreign accent ] AH, HERE WE
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ARE IN ANCIENT EGYPT, LAND OF
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POWERFUL RULERS SUCH AS
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KING TUTANKHAMEN, CLEOPATRA, AND
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KING TUT.
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BUT ALSO HOME TO A MORE HUMBLE
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INHABITANT -- THE DOMESTICATED
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AMERICAN FELINE, OTHERWISE KNOWN
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AS...THE COMMON HOUSE CAT.
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ANCIENT EGYPTIANS WERE THE FIRST
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PEOPLE TO KEEP CATS AS PETS,
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SOMETHING WE STILL DO TODAY.
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[ Normal voice ] DVD 24 IS
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FILLED WITH POWERFUL SECRETS
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SUCH AS THESE THAT WILL IMPROVE
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YOUR LIFE AND SAVE YOU MONEY AT
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THE GROCERY STORE.
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LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
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>> JUST BARLEY TODAY, CATHY?
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>> THAT'S RIGHT, JIM.
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JUST BARLEY.
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IT'S WHAT THE ANCIENT EGYPTIANS
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ATE.
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>> HOW ABOUT THAT?
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YOU KNOW, I BET WE CAN LEARN A
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LOT FROM THE ANCIENT EGYPTIANS.
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>> WE SURE CAN.
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>> Mandersohn: WHEN WE RETURN,
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WE'RE DECORATING T-SHIRTS!
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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AND WE'RE USING A SPECIAL KIND
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OF PAINT!
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YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS THIS!
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GAY PEOPLE.
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THEY'RE JUST LIKE REGULAR
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PEOPLE.
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AND JUST LIKE REGULAR PEOPLE,
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THEY HAVE PROBLEMS.
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GAY PROBLEMS.
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HI.
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I'M RANDALL TYREE MANDERSOHN.
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YOU KNOW ME FROM THE
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"YOU'RE WHOLE" SYSTEM FOR
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PERSONAL GROWTH, AND THE
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"YOU'RE FAMILY WHOLE" SYSTEM FOR
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FAMILY GROWTH.
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WELL, NOW I'M SO PROUD TO
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INTRODUCE MY NEW COLLECTION FOR
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PEOPLE WHO CHOOSE TO BE GAY.
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IT'S "YOU'RE GAY WHOLE."
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"YOU'RE GAY WHOLE" IS A 13-DVD
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COLLECTION THAT WILL FIX ALL
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YOUR GAY PROBLEMS.
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>> I'M A GAY BOSS.
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CAN "YOU'RE GAY WHOLE" HELP ME?
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>> Mandersohn: SURE.
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>> I'M A GAY DOCTOR WOMAN.
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WILL "YOU'RE GAY WHOLE" HELP ME?
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>> Mandersohn: YOU BET!
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AND IF YOU HAVE A GAY LADY
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PARTNER, IT WILL HELP HER, TOO.
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AND IF YOU ORDER
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"YOU'RE GAY WHOLE" NOW, I'LL
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EVEN INCLUDE THIS
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LIMITED-EDITION
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RANDALL TYREE MANDERSOHN
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STOPWATCH.
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GREAT LAP, PAM. GO TAKE ANOTHER!
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SO, LET "YOU'RE WHOLE" FILL YOUR
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GAY HOLE WITH
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"YOU'RE GAY WHOLE."
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WELCOME BACK.
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YOU KNOW, "YOU'RE WHOLE" IS THE
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PERFECT SYSTEM FOR IMPROVING
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YOUR LIFE AND LOSING ALL THE
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WEIGHT, BECAUSE NOT ONLY DO WE
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LEARN A LOT, WE ALSO LAUGH A
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LOT.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO
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END TODAY WITH ONE OF MY
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FAVORITE DVDs IN THE
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"YOU'RE WHOLE" SYSTEM --
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DVD 17, "PUFFY PAINTS."
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PUFFY PAINTS ARE JUST LIKE
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REGULAR PAINTS, BUT THEY DRY
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PUFFY, MAKING THEM PERFECT FOR
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ALL KINDS OF CRAFTS, ESPECIALLY
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MY FAVORITE, T-SHIRT DECORATING.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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SO I THOUGHT IT'D BE A GREAT WAY
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TO END TODAY BY HAVING OUR VERY
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OWN PUFFY-PAINT T-SHIRT '50s
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DANCE PARTY.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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I THINK THEY SAID "YES."
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[ '50s MUSIC PLAYING ]
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WELCOME TO OUR PUFFY PAINT '50s
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DANCE PARTY!
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[ AUDIENCE CHEERING ]
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LET'S DO THE TWIST!
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NOW LET'S GO SQUIRT OUT SOME
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PUFFY PAINT!
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NOW DO THE MASHED POTATO!
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HAND JIVE!
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DR. WEXLER!
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[ CHEERING ]
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NOW LET'S GO SQUIRT OUT SOME
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MORE PUFFY PAINT!
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WHOO!
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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OKAY, EVERYBODY, LET'S SEE THOSE
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T-SHIRTS.
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WOW! INCREDIBLE!
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LOOK AT HOW PUFFY THOSE PUFFY
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PAINTS ARE.
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GREAT JOB, EVERYBODY.
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BUT NOW THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET
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A LITTLE BIT MORE SERIOUS.
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FRANNY, PLEASE STEP ON THE
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SCALE.
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FRANNY, YOU JUST LOST...
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ALL THE WEIGHT.
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CONGRATULATIONS!
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
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FROM DROPPIN' THE "G," TO
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ANCIENT EGYPT, TO PUFFY PAINTS,
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TODAY WE'VE SEEN HOW
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"YOU'RE WHOLE" IS CHANGING
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LIVES.
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WELL, WE STARTED TODAY WITH A
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LITTLE BIT OF RHYTHM, SO I
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THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD END THE
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SAME WAY.
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* WELL, MY NAME'S RANDALL,
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AND IT'S A FACT *
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* THOSE OTHER GROWTH SYSTEMS
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ARE TOTALLY WHACK *
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* THE "YOU'RE WHOLE" SYSTEM
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IS NOTHING TO SNEEZE AT *
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* IT'S 27 FULL DVDs AT
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3 EASY PAYMENTS OF $19.99 *
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* AND IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
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THAT I'M TOTALLY BLIND *
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* TOTALLY BLIND
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* TOTALLY BLIND
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* TOTALLY BLIND
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WELL, WE DID IT, EVERYBODY.
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WE HAD A GREAT TIME, LEARNED A
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LOT, AND MAYBE EVEN CHANGED SOME
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LIVES.
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BUT BEFORE WE GO, I'D LIKE TO
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SHARE SELECTED PORTIONS OF A
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LETTER I RECEIVED FROM
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MARGARET HAVINGSWORTH OF DULUTH,
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MINNESOTA, WHO PURCHASED THE
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"YOU'RE WHOLE" SYSTEM.
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>> "DEAR RANDALL TYREE
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MANDERSOHN, I AM A 53-YEAR-OLD
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MOTHER OF SIX.
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LAST YEAR, MY HUSBAND DIED.
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I PURCHASED "YOU'RE WHOLE."
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MARGARET HAVINGSWORTH.
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DULUTH, MINNESOTA."
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>> Mandersohn: AND THAT'S WHY I
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DO WHAT I DO -- FOR LETTERS LIKE
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THOSE.
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SEE YOU NEXT TIME, EVERYBODY!
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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>> * THE WORLD IS CHANGIN'
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* THE WORLD IS CHANGIN'
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONTINUE ]
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* THE WORLD IS CHANGIN',
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CHANGIN' *
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