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>> Mandersohn: DO YOU WANT
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MONEY?
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YOU CAN GET IT.
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LOVE?
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YOU CAN GET IT.
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WHAT ABOUT LOSING WEIGHT?
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YOU CAN LOSE ALL YOUR WEIGHT.
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HOW?
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JUST ASK THESE PEOPLE.
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>> I GOT THE MONEY I NEEDED.
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THANKS, RANDALL.
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>> I GOT THE LOVE I DESERVED.
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THANKS, RANDALL.
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>> I LOST ALL THE WEIGHT.
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THANKS, RANDALL.
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>> Mandersohn: I'M RANDALL TYREE
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MANDERSOHN.
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I DEVOTED MY LIFE TO MAKING
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THINGS HAPPEN, AND I DID IT ALL
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WHILE BEING TOTALLY BLIND.
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TONIGHT, I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU
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MY REVOLUTIONARY SYSTEM FOR
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IMPROVING YOUR LIFE.
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I'M WHOLE.
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YOU'RE WHOLE.
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[ INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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HI. HOW ARE YA?
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GREAT TO SEE YA!
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THANKS FOR COMING!
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AND WELCOME TO "YOU'RE WHOLE."
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I'M AUTHOR, WRITER, AND ADVOCATE
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FOR EVERYTHING
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RANDALL TYREE MANDERSOHN.
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TONIGHT, I'M GOING TO INTRODUCE
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YOU TO MY EXCLUSIVE 27 DVD
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COLLECTION THAT WILL MAKE YOU
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MORE PRODUCTIVE, BETTER IN BED,
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AND HAIRIER IN THE PLACES YOU
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WANT.
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IT'S CALLED "YOU'RE WHOLE."
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BUT ENOUGH TALK.
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LET'S GET TO WORK!
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
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WHEN I SAID WE WERE GONNA GET TO
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WORK...I WASN'T KIDDING.
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IT'S DVD 19 -- "TOOLS."
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THANKS, TOBY.
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IN ENGLISH -- THE LANGUAGE
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PEOPLE SPEAK -- THE HAMMER IS
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OFTEN A METAPHOR.
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"HAMMERING HOME A POINT."
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"I'M GONNA HAMMER THESE DOTS."
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BUT HAMMERING IS ALSO A WAY
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TO GET OUT THAT ANGER.
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THIS IS DELIA.
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DELIA HAS A LOT OF ANGER
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BECAUSE OF SOME SAD EVENTS FROM
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HER CHILDHOOD.
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ISN'T THAT RIGHT?
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>> I GUESS.
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>> Mandersohn: SHE WAS MOLESTED.
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DELIA, I'M GONNA TEACH YOU HOW
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TO RELEASE ALL OF THAT ANGER.
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HERE IS A HAMMER AND A PILLOW.
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NOW, WHEN I SAY TO, I WANT YOU
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TO TAKE THAT HAMMER AND HIT THAT
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PILLOW AND THINK ABOUT THE SAD
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EVENT FROM YOUR CHILDHOOD --
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THE MOLESTATION.
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READY?
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>> YEAH.
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>> Mandersohn: GO.
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STOP. HOW DO YOU FEEL?
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>> WELL, I ONLY HIT IT THE ONE
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TIME.
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>> Mandersohn: RIGHT, BUT YOU
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SEE HOW HITTING THAT PILLOW OVER
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AND OVER AGAIN COULD RELEASE
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THAT ANGER AND MAKE YOU WHOLE.
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YOU SEE THAT, RIGHT?
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>> I GUESS.
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>> Mandersohn: WOW.
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COME HERE.
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[ MOANS ]
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Daddy's here.
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Daddy's here.
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SO BRAVE.
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ISN'T SHE BRAVE, EVERYBODY?
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SHE WAS MOLESTED.
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DELIA, YOU'RE ALL BETTER NOW.
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YOU'RE WHOLE.
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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WHEN WE COME BACK, I'M GONNA
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TEACH YOU HOW TO BRIGHTEN YOUR
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DAY IN AN UNUSUAL WAY --
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COMIC BOOKS!
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DOESN'T THAT SOUND FUN, DELIA?
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HI.
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I'M RANDALL TYREE MANDERSOHN.
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FOR YEARS, I'VE BEEN TEACHING
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YOU ABOUT "YOU'RE WHOLE."
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BUT SO MANY OF YOU HAVE WRITTEN
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TO ME ASKING HOW TO GET THE REST
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OF THE FAMILY INVOLVED, WHICH IS
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WHY I'VE CREATED
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"THE FAMILY WHOLE," MY NEW
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EIGHT-DVD SYSTEM THAT WILL
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TIGHTEN YOUR FAMILY WHOLE.
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JOIN ME, MY ORIENTAL WIFE, PAM,
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AND OUR TWO KIDS, TRIDENT AND
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GOSSAMER, AS WE LEARN TOGETHER,
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LAUGH TOGETHER, AND SHOW YOU HOW
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WE LIVE.
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GO GET IT, KIDS!
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>> CATCH, DADDY!
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>> Mandersohn: GREAT THROW,
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TRIDENT.
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WELCOME BACK.
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HEY, WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I HAVE
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FOUND A WAY TO FEEL GREAT, USE
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YOUR BODY, AND MAKE SOMEBODY
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YOU CARE ABOUT VERY HAPPY?
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NO, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU'RE
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THINKING.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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NOW, WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IT WAS
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PRACTICALLY FREE?
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I SEE SOME DOUBTING FACES.
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BUT I'VE DISCOVERED A WAY TO DO
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JUST THAT.
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IT'S DVD 11 IN THE
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"YOU'RE WHOLE" SYSTEM --
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"DRAWING COMICS."
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE EVERYBODY
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TO JIM ROGMANN, CREATOR OF THE
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"WINKY AND JEFF" COMIC STRIP,
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CURRENTLY SEEN ONLINE.
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YOU KNOW, JIM, I REMEMBER AS A
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KID JUST DEVOURING THE SUNDAY
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FUNNIES.
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>> YEAH.
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>> Mandersohn: GREAT.
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I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE GONNA SHOW
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US HOW TO DRAW SOME OF YOUR
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FAMOUS CHARACTERS.
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>> THAT'S RIGHT.
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NOW, OBVIOUSLY, WINKY IS A
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RABBIT, SO WHAT I LIKE TO DO IS
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OFTEN START WITH AN OVAL FOR THE
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SHAPE OF HIS HEAD, AND THEN I
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ADD A COUPLE OF BIG, FLOPPY
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EARS, AND OBVIOUSLY HE'S GOT BIG
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EXPRESSIVE EYES THAT ARE OFTEN
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SAYING, "IT WASN'T ME WHO DID
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IT!"
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AND, UH, HE'S GOT A BIG
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BUCKTOOTH HERE.
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>> Mandersohn: HEY, JIM. JIM.
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I JUST DREW A PUMPKIN.
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A PUMPKIN WOULD BE A FUN THING
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TO DRAW ON HALLOWEEN FOR A
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SPOOKY SURPRISE.
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>> SURE.
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YOU KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE ASK ME
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IF THE CHARACTER OF JEFF WAS
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BASED ON MYSELF.
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WE DO BOTH SHARE A DISLIKE FOR
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BLACK LICORICE.
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I DON'T THINK THAT THE --
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>> Mandersohn: JIM, LOOK AT
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THIS.
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NOW IT'S AN APPLE.
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I JUST DREW A LEAF ON THE
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PUMPKIN, TURNED IT INTO AN
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APPLE.
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YOU EVER DO THAT?
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YOU NEVER DID THAT, YOU [BLEEP]
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PIECE OF [BLEEP]
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>> NO.
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>> Mandersohn: JIM, DO ME A
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FAVOR.
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STEP ON THE SCALE.
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>> WHAT?
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>> Mandersohn: STEP ON THE
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SCALE, YOU PIECE OF [BLEEP]
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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?
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YOU JUST LOST THREE POUNDS!
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HOW ABOUT THAT?
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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NOW IT'S YOUR TURN.
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YOU SHOULD EACH HAVE SOME SHEETS
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OF PAPER AND A PENCIL, AND I
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WANT YOU TO DRAW ME SOME
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PUMPKINS.
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AND, YOU FOLKS AT HOME, YOU
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SHOULD DRAW SOME PUMPKINS, TOO.
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WOW, THAT'S A GREAT PUMPKIN
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SHAPE YOU'RE MAKING.
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HEY, I LIKE THE DETAIL ON YOUR
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PUMPKIN.
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AND DON'T BE AFRAID TO GET IN
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THERE ON THAT PUMPKIN.
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JUST BE FREE WITH YOUR PUMPKIN.
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I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DRAWING
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THERE -- A PUMPKIN.
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HEY, I REALLY LIKE THE PUMPKIN
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WORK YOU'RE DOING.
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TRY PUTTING SOME DETAIL IN ON
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YOUR PUMPKIN.
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HEY, YOU DREW A COUPLE PUMPKINS!
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TERRIFIC PUMPKIN.
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YOU DREW A LEAF.
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NOW IT ALMOST LOOKS LIKE AN
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APPLE.
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YOU STARTED WITH THE STEM.
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THAT'S A GREAT WAY TO DRAW A
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PUMPKIN.
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THAT'S GREAT PUMPKIN WORK.
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REALLY, REALLY, REALLY GOOD
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PUMPKIN.
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THAT'S NOT A GOOD PUMPKIN.
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THAT'S NOT A GOOD ONE, SO TAKE
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THAT PIECE OF PAPER OUT AND DRAW
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A BETTER PUMPKIN.
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THESE GUYS ARE HAVING A GREAT
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TIME DRAWING PUMPKINS.
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WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE GONNA
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LEARN ABOUT THE EXERCISE THAT
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EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT WHEN
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"YOU'RE WHOLE" RETURNS.
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I LIKE THE SHADING ON YOUR
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PUMPKIN.
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HEY, GREAT PUMPKIN.
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[ SLOW JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS ]
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COMPANIONSHIP...
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A SHOULDER TO LEAN ON...
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A SEXUAL PARTNER WITH WHOM TO
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MAKE LOVE...
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THAT'S MY WIFE, PAM.
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HI.
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I'M RANDALL TYREE MANDERSOHN,
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FAMILY MAN.
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BUT DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.
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LET'S HEAR FROM MY BEAUTIFUL,
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ORIENTAL WIFE, PAM.
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>> RANDALL IS A GOOD MAN.
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GOSSAMER NEEDED BRACES.
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WE HAVE A BOAT.
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>> Mandersohn: THANK YOU, PAM.
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I LOVE YOU, TOO.
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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WE'RE BACK.
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I WANT TO END TODAY WITH ONE OF
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MY FAVORITES IN THE
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"YOU'RE WHOLE" SYSTEM.
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IT'S DVD 20 -- "SPIN CLASS"!
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
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COME ON!
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SPINNING COMBINES BICYCLING
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WITH NOT GOING ANYWHERE, SO YOU
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NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHERE
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YOU'RE GOING 'CAUSE YOU'RE
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ALREADY THERE.
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SPINNERS, SOUND OFF!
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>> GREG!
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>> MARCY!
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>> CARA!
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>> JOHNNY C!
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>> Mandersohn: SPINNERS, SPIN!
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NOW REST!
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WHEW! FEEL THE BURN.
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>> YEAH!
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>> Mandersohn: NOW, LET'S BRING
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IN CARTOONIST JIM AND MOLESTED
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DELIA OUT TO SPIN WITH US.
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HERE WE GO.
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FRONT SPIN!
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BACK SPIN!
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SIDE SADDLE!
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PROMENADE.
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NOW REST.
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WHOO!
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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AND CONGRATULATIONS.
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YOU JUST LOST ALL THE WEIGHT!
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NOW FOR A POST WORKOUT TREAT.
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WE DREW PUMPKINS EARLIER.
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NOW WE'RE GONNA EAT SOME.
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>> ALL RIGHT!
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>> Mandersohn: MMM!
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NOW LET'S DRINK SOME BUTTERMILK.
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[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
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WHEW!
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WHAT A WORKOUT.
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WELL, GUYS, THERE IT IS.
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HAMMER, COMICS, SPIN CLASS.
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JUST THREE OF THE 27 DVDs YOU'LL
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GET WHEN YOU ORDER THE
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"YOU'RE WHOLE" SYSTEM.
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NOW, I'M GONNA OFFER YOU THE
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ENTIRE SYSTEM AT THE VERY
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SPECIAL PRICE OF 10 PAYMENTS
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OF $99 EACH.
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>> RANDALL, THAT'S A GREAT DEAL,
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BUT I DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH
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MONEY.
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>> Mandersohn: HMM.
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WHAT ABOUT 7 PAYMENTS OF $59
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EACH?
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>> BETTER, BUT I DON'T KNOW.
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>> Mandersohn: OKAY, I'M GONNA
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OFFER YOU THE ENTIRE SYSTEM OF
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"YOU'RE WHOLE," PLUS A SKETCH
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PAD FOR DRAWING PUMPKINS, PLUS
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A PENCIL, PLUS A SNEAK PEEK AT
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MY NEW FAMILY DVD SYSTEM,
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"THE FAMILY WHOLE," ALL FOR --
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AH!
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MY ORIENTAL WIFE, PAM, IS
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PROBABLY GONNA MAKE ME SLEEP ON
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THE COUCH FOR SAYING THIS, BUT
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WHAT THE HEY -- THREE PAYMENTS
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OF $29 EACH!
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WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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>> THAT'S A DEAL!
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>> Mandersohn: [ LAUGHS ]
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IT'S THE SYSTEM THAT'S CHANGING
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LIVES AND FILLING HOLES.
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YOUR HOLES.
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"YOU'RE WHOLE."
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I'M RANDALL TYREE MANDERSOHN,
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AND I'M TOTALLY BLIND.
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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THANKS, EVERYBODY!
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HEY, COME ON IN.
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GREAT TO SEE YOU.
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HEY.
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GREAT WORK.
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TERRIFIC SPINNING.
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HEY, THANKS.
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>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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>> Mandersohn: NO, THANK YOU.
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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>> PAD, PENCILS -- ESPECIALLY
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THE PENCILS.
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[ INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
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