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>> BILLS, BILLS, BILLS!
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AND NOW THE CAR NEEDS A TUNE-UP?
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I DON'T KNOW HOW WE'RE EVER
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GOING TO GET OUT OF THIS MESS!
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>> I'M ALREADY WORKING TWO JOBS.
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>> AND I'M CARRYING A SURROGATE
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BABY!
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>> I FEEL HELPLESS.
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>> I'M SO STRESSED OUT.
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>> I WISH I HAD A FINGER PUPPET.
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>> I WISH I COULD PLAY THE
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SAXOPHONE.
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>> I WISH I FELT...WHOLE.
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>> Mandersohn: IT'S AN
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INCREASINGLY COMMON SCENE ALL
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OVER AMERICA.
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"WHAT DO WE DO?"
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"HOW DO WE FILL THIS...
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EMPTINESS?"
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I'M RANDALL TYREE MANDERSOHN --
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AUTHOR, WRITER, LECTURER, PUBLIC
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SPEAKER, ORATOR, WARRIOR-POET,
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PHOTOGRAPHER OF ARTISTIC FEMALE
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NUDES.
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I CAN DO 25 PUSH-UPS IN A ROW OR
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TWO SETS OF 15.
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I CAN DO ANYTHING.
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AND GUESS WHAT?
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I'M TOTALLY BLIND.
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I'M WHOLE.
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YOU'RE WHOLE.
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[ INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ LIGHT APPLAUSE ]
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WELCOME TO "YOU'RE WHOLE," THE
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EASIEST, MOST ECONOMICAL WAY TO
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SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS AND TAKE
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YOUR LIFE TO THE NEXT LEVEL.
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I'M RANDALL TYREE MANDERSOHN,
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AND I'M SO EXCITED TO SHARE
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WITH YOU MY LIFE'S WORK, A
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27 DVD COLLECTION THAT WILL HAVE
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YOU THINKING HARD, SWEATING
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MORE, AND GETTING IT.
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TODAY, WE'RE GONNA START WITH
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DVD NUMBER 2: "FINGER PUPPETS."
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FINGER PUPPETS ARE A GREAT WAY
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TO SPEAK YOUR MIND WITH YOUR
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FINGERS.
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I'VE GOT A FRIEND NAMED JENNY
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WHO TAUGHT ME HOW TO FINGER, AND
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NOW SHE'S GONNA TEACH YOU.
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HI, JENNY.
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>> RANDALL, YOU'RE RUDE.
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>> Mandersohn: AM I?
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>> YES.
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YOU SAID HI TO ME, BUT YOU
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FORGOT TO SAY HELLO TO NELLIE.
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>> Mandersohn: [ CHUCKLES ]
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>> [ Deep voice ] HEY, RANDALL.
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>> Mandersohn: HEY, NELLIE.
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>> I GUESS "HEY" REALLY IS FOR
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HORSES, HUH?
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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>> Mandersohn: THAT'S AMAZING!
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IT'S LIKE I'M ACTUALLY TALKING
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TO NELLIE!
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>> [ Normal voice ] FINGER
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PUPPETS HELP US SAY THE THINGS
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WE DON'T ALWAYS HAVE THE WORDS
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FOR.
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[ Deep voice ] HEY, RANDALL, YOU
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LOOK LIKE YOU PUT ON A LITTLE
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WEIGHT.
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>> Mandersohn: [ CHUCKLES
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SLIGHTLY ]
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>> MUST BE ALL THOSE DOLLAR
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BUFFETS YOU'RE BUYING WITH THAT
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$25,000-A-YEAR PAYCHECK OF
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YOURS.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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I BET YOU DON'T HAVE ANY
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FRIENDS.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ Normal voice ] I'M SORRY.
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NELLIE REALLY MAKES ME LAUGH.
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>> Mandersohn: ME, TOO.
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THAT WAS GREAT.
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NOW I'D LIKE TO DO SOME FINGER
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PUPPET ROLE PLAYING WITH A
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MEMBER OF OUR STUDIO AUDIENCE.
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HOW ABOUT YOU?
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I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT A
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SITUATION THAT MIGHT BE KIND OF
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DIFFICULT TO TALK ABOUT.
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>> ASKING FOR A RAISE?
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>> Mandersohn: ASKING FOR A
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RAISE.
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WHAT DO WE THINK, AUDIENCE?
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SO, FOR THIS SCENARIO, LET'S
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PRETEND THAT I'M YOUR BOSS, AND
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YOU'RE GONNA WALK INTO MY OFFICE
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AND ASK FOR A RAISE.
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SO I'M JUST GONNA SIT HERE IN
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THIS CHAIR AND PRETEND THAT I'M
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[ Deep voice ] THE BIG BOSS.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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WILLIAM, YOU WANTED TO SEE ME?
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>> YES, SIR. I JUST --
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>> Mandersohn: [ MUTTERS
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MOCKINGLY ]
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>> YES, SIR. I --
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>> Mandersohn: [ BABBLES ]
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I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
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YOU'RE FIRED.
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NO! WILLIAM.
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WILLIAM, IT'S OKAY.
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WE WERE JUST ROLE PLAYING.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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YOU'RE NOT REALLY FIRED.
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I WANT TO TRY THAT SCENARIO
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AGAIN BUT IN A SLIGHTLY
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DIFFERENT WAY.
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WILLIAM, YOU WANTED TO SEE ME?
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>> YES, SIR.
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MY FRIEND RICKY THE ZEBRA HAS A
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QUESTION FOR YOU.
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[ High-pitched ] WILLIAM HAS
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BEEN WORKING REAL HARD.
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I THINK HE DESERVES A RAISE!
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>> Mandersohn: WILLIAM,
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ORDINARILY, I'D TELL YOU TO GO
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STICK IT IN YOUR EYE.
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BUT I ADMIRE YOUR CREATIVITY.
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YOU'VE GOT THAT RAISE, AND A NEW
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PARKING SPOT -- RIGHT NEXT TO
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MINE.
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WAY TO GO, WILLIAM. GREAT JOB.
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GO HAVE A SEAT.
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LEAVE THE PUPPET.
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DO YOU SEE WHAT A LITTLE
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IMAGINATION AND A TOUCH OF
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WHIMSY CAN DO?
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A LOT.
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WHEN "YOU'RE WHOLE" RETURNS,
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I'M GONNA TEACH YOU SOME THINGS
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ABOUT THE SAXOPHONE THAT WILL
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BLOW YOUR MIND.
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>> HEY, BOB.
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>> HI, DAN.
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>> EVERYTHING OKAY?
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>> OH, I GUESS I'M A LITTLE
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HOMESICK FOR EARTH.
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>> Mandersohn: HI, GUYS.
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>> RANDALL TYREE MANDERSOHN.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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>> Mandersohn: BOB, I HEARD
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YOU WERE FEELING DEPRESSED, AND
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I WANTED TO BRING YOU THIS.
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>> THANKS, RANDALL.
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"YOU'RE WHOLE" REALLY HELPED ME
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OUT.
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NOW IF I COULD JUST FIGURE OUT
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HOW HE MATERIALIZES LIKE THAT.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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>> Mandersohn: [ LAUGHS ]
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[ SOFT JAZZ PLAYING ]
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MM.
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THEY SAY MUSIC SOOTHES THE
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SAVAGE SOUL.
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BUT IT ALSO SOOTHES THE SAVAGE
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WHOLE -- YOUR WHOLE.
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NOW WE'RE GONNA FOCUS ON ONE OF
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MY FAVORITE DVDs IN THE
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"YOU'RE WHOLE" SYSTEM.
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IT'S DVD 16 -- "SAXOPHONE.
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JOINING ME NOW IS "YOU'RE WHOLE"
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GRADUATE AND SAX LEGEND
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BLISS WASHINGTON.
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THANKS FOR BEING HERE, BLISS.
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>> THANK YOU, RANDALL.
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>> Mandersohn: THANK ME?
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BUT WHY?
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>> WELL, RANDALL, TWO YEARS AGO,
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I WAS WORKING IN A CELLPHONE
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STORE.
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I WAS 100 POUNDS OVERWEIGHT, AND
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I COULDN'T PLAY A MUSICAL
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INSTRUMENT.
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THEN I PURCHASED THE
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"YOU'RE WHOLE" SYSTEM, AND NOW
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I'M ONE OF TOP JAZZ SAXOPHONISTS
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IN THE WORLD.
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AND I'VE NEVER LOOKED OR SOUNDED
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BETTER.
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>> Mandersohn: WOW.
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WILL YOU PLAY SOMETHING FOR US?
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>> UH, THAT'S OKAY.
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>> Mandersohn: GREAT.
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THAT BLACK GUY WAS DYNAMITE.
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NOW, I CAN'T TEACH YOU ALL TO
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PLAY THE SAXOPHONE RIGHT NOW,
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BUT I CAN GIVE YOU THE FIRST
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LESSON.
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WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?
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THE FIRST LESSON IS CALLED
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"RHYTHM."
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WHAT'S RHYTHM?
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RHYTHM IS THE BEAT.
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LISTEN.
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YOU HEAR THAT?
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THAT'S RHYTHM.
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ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
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SNAP ALONG WITH ME.
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TWO, THREE, FOUR.
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YOU GOT IT.
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ONE, TWO, THREE.
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THAT'S JAZZ.
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THAT COMES FROM THE SOUL.
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[ SCATTING ]
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TWO, THREE.
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NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT!
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[ CONTINUES SCATTING ]
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CHANGE IT UP!
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ONE, TWO -- IN LAZY CIRCLES.
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AND ONE, TWO, DOWN ON THE BAYOU.
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ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
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OLD McDONALD HAD A FARM.
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E-I-E-I-O.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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THAT'S RHYTHM, YOU GUYS.
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THAT'S RHYTHM.
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AND REMEMBER, I'M TOTALLY BLIND.
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YEAH?
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>> RANDALL, HOW LONG WILL IT
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TAKE BEFORE I CAN PLAY THE SAX?
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>> Mandersohn: HOW DOES
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10 MINUTES SOUND?
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>> 10 MINUTES?
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>> Mandersohn: WHEN WE RETURN,
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YOU'LL SEE THE RESULTS OF OUR
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10-MINUTE SAX LESSON.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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[ SCATTING ]
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>> HEY, MOM?
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CAN YOU CUT MY TOMATO INTO A
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STAR SHAPE?
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>> SURE, SWEETIE.
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>> TIRED OF TRYING TO CUT TOMATO
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SLICES INTO STAR SHAPES?
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RANDALL TYREE MANDERSOHN HAS
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SOLVED THE PROBLEM ONCE AND FOR
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ALL WITH THE STARMATO!
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THE STARMATO MAKES PERFECT
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STAR-SHAPED TOMATO SLICES EVERY
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TIME.
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>> THANKS, STARMATO.
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AND THANK YOU, RANDALL.
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>> Mandersohn: WE'RE BACK.
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TIM AND I JUST FINISHED OUR
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FIRST 10-MINUTE SAXOPHONE
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LESSON, AND THEN HE PLAYED AN
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IMPROMPTU JAZZ CONCERT.
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DIDN'T HE SOUND GREAT?
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NOW FOR THE MOST IMPORTANT PART.
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TIM, STEP ON THE SCALE.
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AND LOOK AT THAT.
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YOU'VE ALSO LOST 3 POUNDS!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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HAVE A SEAT, AND KEEP THE SAX.
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[ AUDIENCE GASPS ]
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WE'VE HAD A LOT OF FUN HERE
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TODAY SO FAR, FINGERING PUPPETS
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AND SAXOPHONES.
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BUT I'VE SAVED THE BEST FOR
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LAST.
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IT'S DVD 22 -- "FISH TANK."
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IN THIS DVD, I'LL TEACH YOU ALL
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ABOUT THIS INCREDIBLE AQUATIC
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KINGDOM, FROM CHOOSING THE RIGHT
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FISH TO CHOOSING THE RIGHT TANK.
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LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT A CLIP.
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HEY, LOOK OVER THERE.
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IT'S FAMOUS ACTOR AND
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"YOU'RE WHOLE" GRADUATE
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DONNY VAN CLEEF.
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>> HI, RANDALL.
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>> Mandersohn: DONNY, YOU'RE SO
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GOOD ON THAT SHOW YOU'RE ON.
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>> I HAVE YOU TO THANK FOR THAT.
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>> Mandersohn: ME?
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>> I STRUGGLED FOR YEARS BEFORE
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MAKING IT AS A HOLLYWOOD ACTOR.
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I WAS AT MY ROPE'S END.
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JUST BEFORE GETTING BACK ON THE
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BUS TO MISSOURI, I SAW A
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COMMERCIAL FOR THE
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"YOU'RE WHOLE" PROGRAM.
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NOW I'M FAMOUS!
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>> Mandersohn: WHAT AN INSPIRING
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STORY.
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SO THERE YOU HAVE IT, GUYS.
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FINGER PUPPETS, SAXOPHONE, FISH
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TANK.
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JUST 3 OF THE 27 DVDS YOU'LL GET
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WHEN YOU ORDER THE
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"YOU'RE WHOLE" COLLECTION.
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SIMILAR SYSTEMS SELL FOR
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THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS.
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BUT YOU CAN GET "YOU'RE WHOLE"
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FOR JUST THREE PAYMENTS OF
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$29.99.
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>> THAT'S AN INCREDIBLE DEAL!
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>> CAN YOU AFFORD TO SELL YOUR
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LIFE'S WORK AT THAT PRICE,
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RANDALL?
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>> Mandersohn: MAYBE NOT.
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BUT MY JOB ISN'T TO MAKE MONEY.
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MY JOB IS TO FILL YOUR HOLE WITH
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"YOU'RE WHOLE."
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AND I'LL ALSO INCLUDE THE
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STARMATO.
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AND I'M TOTALLY BLIND.
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THANK YOU.
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IT'S ASTRONAUT BOB!
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>> I JUST WANTED TO LET EVERYONE
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KNOW THAT "YOU'RE WHOLE" IS OUT
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OF THIS WORLD!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> THANKS, BOB!
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[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]
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[ SOFT JAZZ PLAYING ]
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