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-[opening theme music playing] -♪ Their planet exploded

[chorus] ♪ Thunder, ThunderCats!

-♪ They crashed On Third Earth ♪ -♪ Thunder, thunder crash!

-♪ Gotta beat up Some bad guys ♪ -♪ Mummies, mutants

-♪ And make Some new friends ♪ -♪ Unicorns, robots

♪ Built a big base With a cat-shaped face ♪

♪ And now They're ready to go! ♪

♪ There's WilyKit, WilyKat, Tygra ♪

♪ Panthro, Cheetara, Snarf, Lion-O! ♪

[chorus] ♪ He's a brand-new Lord With a magic sword! ♪

♪ It's Thunder, Thunder, thunder ThunderCats Roar! ♪

[laughing] Nice try, ThunderCats.

But you cannot defeat Mumm-Ra,

the Ever-Living!

This Blasnab orb gives me untold power.

Yeah? How about this Lion-O?

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah!

Got him!

[screams] No! [grunts]

[laughs] Later, Bumm-Ra!

[all laugh]

Fools! I'll defeat you all!

[narrator reading]

The staff of Secrumb makes me invincible!

[all scream]

-Pretty cool stick, Mumm-Ra. -[Mumm-Ra] What?

But I think mine's better.

No!

[all laugh]

No matter. I have plans within plans.

[laughs, groans]

[narrator reading]

The crown of the Abyss King can never be defeated.

[laughs]

[laughs] Abyss this Mumm-Ra!

[screams] No!

Whoa! [coughs]

[narrator reading]

Sheesh! This old mummy needs a break.

-[music plays] -[sighs in relief]

Huh?

-[all laugh] -Hey! That was a normal tape-player.

Oh, well, something in here must be making him big.

-Oh, yes. Smash it up. -All right.

Huh? Stop that!

Huh?

[gasps]

[gasps]

[shrieks]

You are not getting the vase of perpetual-- Whoa!

Aw! Mummy toots. [groans]

[all laugh]

Hey, guys, who am I?

Oh, no! I broke my pretty vase and now I'm a skeleton again.

[all laugh]

-[grumbles] -Look at me.

I'm Mumm-Ra and I'm terrible at taking over the world.

Hey, I'm Mumm-Ra. My body's made of old toilet paper.

Ooh, I'm Mumm-Ra, and I look like an ugly baby.

I'm Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Living.

-[all laugh] -Amazing.

Okay, everyone, who am I?

Curse you, ThunderCats.

Uh... The Berbils?

What? No! I'm Mumm-Ra. That was obviously Mumm-Ra.

Don't worry, Tygra, not everyone's cut out to be funny.

Except for you guys.

You are all cut out to be funny.

[meowing]

-Oh, that's the best one. Classic Mumm-Ra. -[all laugh]

Oh!

How dare those mangy ThunderCats insult Mumm-Ra!

Those impressions sound nothing like me. Mmm.

What's this?

Eh.

[Ancient Spirit] You have awakened the Ancient Spirits of Evil!

Mumm-Ra! Why have you left us unplugged for so long?

Wait. You guys have just been unplugged?

I thought you abandoned me.

No. You unplugged us, like, a million years ago.

And it looks like you're doing really great without us.

I mean, how many times have the ThunderCats defeated you this week?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever.

Now I don't have to rely on some dumb artifact to give me powers.

You guys can do it for me.

And make me into Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Living! [echoes]

Um... please?

You have forgotten the incantation.

Oh, right. Um...

Uh, uh...

We don't have time for this. Just read the runes.

I was about to remember myself.

Ancient Spirits of Evil, transform this decayed form

to Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Living!

[laughs]

I have my strength at last!

Not just your strength. Our magic grants you many powers.

-Behold! -[gasps]

Dream-mastering. Soul-capturing. Mind-control.

Wow. I can do all kinds of great stuff.

All right, ThunderCats. You like doing impressions of me?

Well, get ready for an impression you'll never forget.

[evil laugh]

-[thunder rumbles] -[all laugh]

Remember when you guys were like, "I'm Mumm-Ra. Blah, blah, blah, blah."

That was so funny.

[all laugh]

Oh, guys, remember when I said, "I'm Mumm-Ra!

This is what my voice sounds like."

Well, [sighs] I think it's time for bed.

Already? [laughs sheepishly] Okay, then.

[yawns] I'm so sleepy.

My head's all fuzzy.

Get some rest.

[yawns] I'll see you in the...

[thunder rumbles]

[yawns]

Huh?

Greetings, Panthro.

Who... Who are you? What're you doing in my garage?

I thought you liked impressions.

How about this one?

I'm Panthro. I'm a horrible inventor.

And horrible inventors make horrific inventions!

[evil laughter]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[gasps]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[groaning]

Greetings, I'm Cheetara.

I think I'm so fast.

But we'll see about that.

Tag, you're it.

Wait.

-See you later. -Whoa!

-Can't keep up? -Oh, no, you don't.

Come on, you're close. Almost got me. Up high!

[yells] Huh? [screams]

[groans] Burrito time.

Mmm.

I know there's another burrito in here somewhere.

You mean this burrito?

What-- Hey! That's mine.

Oh, I'm sorry. Here, why don't you have it back?

Hey, wait--

Oh, no, no, no... [muffled speaking]

I'm gonna beat your high score.

No, you're not.

Yeah, I am.

Oh, look, I'm WilyKat.

I'm such a lousy player.

I couldn't hit the triangular side of a pyramid.

That's not true.

And I'm WilyKit.

I'm a little baby who probably wears diapers.

I'm not a baby.

Game over, ThunderBrats.

[both screaming]

-[both screaming] -Get us out of here.

[spits]

[gasps]

Hi. I'm Tygra. I like chores.

Uh, is that supposed to be me?

I don't sound like that.

Sure, you do. That's exactly what you sound like.

-Get in the sack. -[groans]

[meowing]

[all groaning]

[groans] I dreamt I got swallowed by a burrito.

It was terrible. But also amazing.

[groans]

Wait. Where are we?

See, ThunderDopes?

That's how you do impressions.

With evil magic.

That's great, Mumm-Ra.

Just hand over the evil artifact you're using so I can smash it.

You pitiable buffoon.

I don't need artifacts anymore.

The Ancient Spirits of Evil are awake.

And they give me whatever I want.

Now, I am going to take a little stroll

and think of some fun new ways to torment you.

Stay put. [evil laugh]

Oh, man! I can't believe Mumm-Ra finally won.

He used our own hilarity against us. What a jerk!

And now we're gonna get tormented. [groans]

This is not cool.

No, Mumm-Ra didn't win. Mumm-Ra cheated.

Because he used evil spirits?

Because impressions are supposed to be for fun, not for evil.

Impressions are a neat trick you do to make your friends laugh.

Unless you're Tygra, and you're terrible at them.

I went to a thespian academy.

Plus, our impressions were great. Except for Tygra's.

You're right, Lion-O.

We're great and Mumm-Ra stinks.

Hey, guys. Who am I?

I'm Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Losing.

[all laugh]

Mumm-Ra, you're back. Did you defeat the ThunderCats?

Oh, they think I'm Mumm-Ra.

Ooh, I have an idea. [clears throat]

Hey, Ancient Spirits of Evil,

can I have my powers back?

Come on, Mumm-Ra. Did you already forget the incantation?

It's "Ancient Spirits of Evil,

transform this decayed form to Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Living."

How hard is that to remember?

Oh, yeah, sorry.

I got uh... I got mummy brain.

Anyways, Ancient Spirits of Evil,

transform this decayed form to Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Living.

Oh! Awesome!

Oh, wow! Let us try.

[all] Ancient Spirits of Evil,

transform this decayed form to Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Living.

Yes!

Ancient Spirits of Evil, transform--

Wait a second. Who is that?

Did someone let a Berbil in here?

Are you kidding me? Why does everyone think I sound like a Berbil?

I thought I heard a Berbil. Get out, you dumb robot bear.

Ooh, oh, uh-oh.

[meowing]

Oh, my mummy-wipes.

ThunderCats HO!

Look at me, I'm Mumm-Ra.

I'm getting my big dumb self pounded into a wall.

-[groans] -No. I'm Mumm-Ra.

-I get dizzy real easy. -[screams]

-[groans] -I'm Mumm-Ra.

I think eating burritos are gross.

But I sure love eating dirt.

-Mmm. [laughs] -[gags]

[retches]

Now I remember why I unplugged you.

You guys are total dum-dums.

[WilyKit] Look, I'm Mumm-Ra.

I take showers with cauldron goo. [grunts]

[screams]

Hey, I need that goo.

[grunts]

I'm Mumm-Ra. And I'm about to get wrecked.

Are you 100% certain you're not trying to do a Berbil?

-[grunts] -Oh! [groans]

All right, I give up.

You win this one, ThunderDorks.

-[all] Oh, yeah! -What an embarrassing day.

Oh, wait. That's Mumm-Ra.

We can tell because he lost to the ThunderCats.

[Mumm-Ra groans]

Good job, Thundies.

Now let's stop doing Mumm-Ra impressions and go home.

Ooh, ooh. I got one more.

[clears throat] I'm Mumm-Ra.

I forgot how my own statues work.

[coughs]

[all laugh]

Good one, Tygra.

Come on, everyone.

-[all laugh] -Hey, hey, guys. I can't fly!

[sighs] Oh, man!

Guess I'll just... [exhales] Walk home.

[farts]

[closing theme music playing]