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[opening theme music playing]

-♪ Their planet exploded -[chorus] ♪ Thunder ThunderCats!

-♪ They crashed on Third Earth ♪ -♪ Thunder, thunder crash!

-♪ Gotta beat up some bad uys ♪ -♪ Mummies, mutants

-♪ And make some new friends -♪ Unicorns, robots

♪ Built a big base with a cat-shaped face and now they're ready to go! ♪

♪ There's WilyKit, WilyKat Tygra, Panthro, Cheetara Snarf, Lion-O! ♪

[chorus] ♪ He's a brand-new Lord with a magic sword! ♪

♪ It's thunder Thunder, thunder ThunderCats Roar! ♪

[yodeling]

[all laughing]

-We're unicorns. -[all chattering indistinctly]

-[thugs laughing maniacally] -Remember the plan, yes?

-[both] Yeah! -Smash the unicorns.

-Smash them good. -No, you doofuses.

You can't smash a unicorn like any normal animal.

Oh, the book again.

Known for its captivating beauty, the unicorn--

-[creature growls] -[both gasp]

Oh, sorry, that's the albino pusmother.

The unicorn is one of Third Earth's most magical creatures.

And they can grant wishes.

What would we even wish for?

Oh, I don't know, maybe destroying the ThunderCats?

So, no smashing and bashing?

Sorry, old friend.

Ugh!

-Vultureman, do the thing. -Yes.

[motor revving]

[all] unicorns-- [yelling]

[all laughing]

Um, you guys?

They're all gone.

Am I really the last of the unicorns?

[crying]

[sips]

Huh. Who would've known that Gullrock rock has two heads?

Wow, but three brains?

[sighs] The joy of reading on a nice, quiet day.

I feel like my brain is about to explode with knowledge.

Ain't nothing gonna ruin this moment.

-[footsteps approaching] -[crash]

[loud music playing on stereo]

[yodeling]

Dance party, Tygra!

Ah, my retinas! Lion-O, stop that.

Hey, Snarf, uh, a toaster.

Thank you--

Lion-O, the Sword of Omens is a sacred magical object.

Maybe, you'd have a better appreciation for that

if you quit dancing around all the time

and read some books like me and the other ThunderCats.

[all cheering]

-Aw, party's over? -Yes.

Because magic is serious, not fun.

You really know how to rip one, Tygra.

[distant crying]

What's that?

Who's there?

No more unicorns.

All gone. All gone except for me.

And who are you?

[sniffles] I am the last of the unicorns.

[crying hysterically]

But, like, what's your name?

Gwen.

[crying]

Why don't you just tell us what happened

-and we'll go find your other unicorn buddies. -All right.

It was this morning and... And...

Oh! I'm just too sad to remember.

[crying]

Oh, Gwen. Don't be crying.

You just got a bad case of sad brain.

But don't worry, I've got the cure right here.

Dance party!

[yodeling]

-Lion-o, stop it! -[grunts]

I mean, no offense, but I'm the expert in Third Earth wildlife here.

I've read, like, a million books on magical creatures.

[groans] The book again.

Unicorns like Gwen give birth to thousands of larva a day.

"Feasting on the weakest ones."

-[growls] -Wrong page.

I know this stuff by heart.

Magical creatures are sacred, precious, and delicate.

What Gwen needs is... [grunts]

[straining] Quiet, care, and comfort.

Not dance parties, Lion-O.

-Okay, Tygra. -[all talking indistinctly]

Call me if you change your mind.

Ain't gonna happen, Lion-O.

-[Gwen crying] -Oh, sorry about that, Gwen.

Those guys don't know how to take anything seriously.

What do you say we get you relaxing?

I'm afraid I've forgotten how to.

Poor thing.

You're lucky you've got me around.

I know all the best ways to unwind.

Now, the first thing you wanna do

is think of all your favorite stuff in the world.

[exclaims]

Now, subtract all the silly, frivolous, and pointless stuff

-like dancing and parties, you know, stuff Lion-O likes. -Oh.

What you're left with is the purest, sweetest nectar of life.

-Things like reading books, stirring your tea... -[cup shatters]

-Gardening... -Oh.

-Paperwork, and, uh... Oh! -[crying]

Gwen, what's wrong?

It's just that all those things are so lame and boring.

Ah, okay, that's not exactly true

but, all right. What's something you do to relax?

Mourn the loss of my people.

No, Gwen, you're really not getting this.

There we go.

A nice relaxing hoofacure.

-You'll love those-- -[crying]

-A nice horn polish? -[crying]

-I knitted you a sweater. -[crying]

-Cooked you this big, fat fish? -[crying hysterically]

-Brush your hair? -[crying hysterically]

-Read you a book? -[crying hysterically]

Oh, the sadness!

It's not working, Tygra. It's not working.

[cries hysterically]

[unicorns crying]

Okay, unicorns.

We wish to destroy the ThunderCats.

[all crying]

Now, give us our wish or else...

-But... But... -No buts!

-Hurry up and grant us our wish. -[crying]

[together] Give us the wish, give us the wish, give us the wish.

[crying]

I hate this dumb scheme.

We don't get to fight anyone.

Yeah, no smashing and bashing.

Heck, I wish the ThunderCats were here for fighting.

Don't say that. You'll jinx everything.

And the ThunderCats will figure out we have the unicorns, somehow.

I wish Slithe would stop being such a big baby.

Yeah. Wait, is this a grenade?

-[explosion] -I guess so.

Hmm. Nothing on the Thunderscope.

Has Tygra made any progress with Gwen?

-[Gwen crying] -Hmm. Guess not.

-Hmm, nothing here either. Whoa! -Woe is me. [cries]

Gwen, if you could tell us anything, it would be super helpful.

Let's start small. Where's Tygra?

He went out to get an organic facial scrub,

known for its soothing properties or something.

-It sees me. -[creature growling]

[screaming]

I'm sorry, everyone.

I really am trying to remember.

I'm just so sad.

I'm telling you, Gwen.

There's only one cure for sad brain and I've got it right--

[Tygra] Don't do it, Lion-O.

I've got the scrub.

You say this will be the thing that lightens my load?

And rejuvenates my memory?

[grunts]

[whimpering]

[both crying]

Okay, that's it.

Tygra, your plan stinks.

You're just making everybody sad.

I mean, Gwen looks sadder than she did this morning.

You've even managed to make yourself sad, somehow.

I think it's finally time for a cheer-up-everyone dance party.

No, don't.

It'll never work.

You don't even have the strength to stop me, Tygra.

Hit it, Snarf.

[music playing]

[yodeling]

Oh! It's coming back to me.

[all exclaiming]

It was the mutants.

Toots. Should've known that.

We're coming for you, unicorns.

[chanting] Give us the wish, give us the wish, give us the wish.

-Give us the-- -[alarms blaring]

[both] Huh?

[exclaims] The ThunderCats.

Monkian, Jackalman, get them.

Oh, boy. Now we can smash and bash them.

-It's about time. -[both laughing]

-Looks like they're waiting for us. -[beeping]

Ready, old pal?

Whoa! Jackalman, look who it is.

Yay!

-ThunderCats! -And Gwen.

HO!

[whooping]

[exclaims]

You'll pay for that.

Cash or check, Jackalman?

[grunts] Check, please.

Hey.

-Hope you like whatever these are, Monkian. -[explosions]

Get off me, get off me.

[exclaims in pain]

Hey, no biting!

-[yelling] -[both grunt]

Well, I think that was enough smashing and bashing for a day.

-Yeah, let's get out of here. -[both screaming]

-[Lion-O] Going somewhere, mutants? -[neighing]

-Nice one, Gwen. -Thanks, Lion-O.

I'll get you. [grunts]

[both yelling]

The best part of smashing and bashing is that everyone wins.

Yeah.

There go two winners.

-Now, come on, everybody. Let's go get those unicorns. -[all] Yeah.

The jig is up, mutants.

Yeah.

Hand us those unicorns.

Just take them. All they do is cry.

I don't think they can even grant wishes.

-[grunts] -[gate rattles]

We only grant wishes when we're all together.

Yes, since Gwen was missing, we were powerless.

What? That wasn't in the book.

Why didn't you tell us?

We would have, but you kept yelling at us and making us cry.

[cries]

Well, we've got Gwen.

So, you don't have to cry anymore.

Hello, everyone.

-Gwen! Hurray! -Gwen! Oh, huzzah!

Giddy up, horsies. I mean, unicorns.

[unicorns exclaiming]

Today was a bad day.

We did it, Thundies.

We saved the unicorns and reunited Gwen with her pack.

I'm so very happy with all of you.

But especially with you, Lion-O.

Sorry, I was being such a grump. Magic is fun.

And you were right about the party thing.

It's okay, I still love you, Tygra.

Lion-O, because of your noble deed

all of the unicorns have decided to grant you one wish.

[exclaims]

-[music playing] -[whooping]

[Lion-O] Party!

[all whooping]

Thanks for wishing for this dance party.

That's not what I wished for.

I wished for fancy headphones for Tygra

so, we could all have fun together.

[shouting] Tygra, can you hear me?

What did you say?

[yodeling]

[music continues playing]

[closing theme music playing]