Original subtitles

Plumbing is a lot like friendship --

even the slightest rupture will cause all this shit

to come to the surface.

[ Rumbling ]

Hey, Debra. It's Debra.

We can't do brunch at my house tomorrow.

My pipes have sprung a little leak.

We'll need to use your house.

That might be a bit of an issue.

Let's just call Debra, and tell her that brunch is a wash.

What's up, gals. So excited for brunch tomorrow.

Well, get ready to be miserable, because brunch is canceled.

Our pipes exploded.

We don't have a place to sleep, let alone do brunch.

Don't be silly. You're coming over to my house tonight.

we'll do brunch here in the morning.

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

Why are we laughing?

I just never thought of you as having a house.

Come to think of it, I've never thought of you at all.

And respectfully, I would rather kill myself

than go to your house.

As funny is that all is, you have no other options.

See you soon.

Looks like it's clearing up.

♪♪

[ Both sigh ]

We both know that tonight is going to be awful.

We just have to get through it.

In and out.Quick and easy --

like a drive-thru, or sex with my husband.

[ Knocking ]

Sleepover!

[ Shrieks ]

Welcome to the first day of the rest of your night.

Here in Casa Del Deborah, luxury awaits.

Oh.

Do we love it, or do we love it?

You know, in my house, there's a door here.

I'll do my best to get you see your floor plan,

but I'm not making any promises.

She keeps garbage in the house.

Why doesn't she throw it in the town reservoir

like the rest of us.

Okay, ladies, we have a big night ahead of us.

First things first, let me see those PJs.

PJs? Grow up.

♪♪

Love.

This is my sleeping helmet.

It stops the dreams from getting out.

Well, no one's getting out tonight.

Let's do face masks.

My favorite part of face masks

is that you're kind of just stuck for 15 minutes,

and you have to, like, think or talk.

-I choose think. -And I choose talk.

[ Giggles ]

I love garlic.

I've actually never broken a bone in my body.

Muscles are another story.

[ Crying ]

That's the story of my first kiss.

I'm sorry I cried so much --

during the story and the kiss.

[ Yawns dramatically ]

Well, I better be getting to sleep.

If I don't get 18 hours, I become a total bitch.

Don't worry. I spiked the punch with cocaine.

So, no one's going to bed tonight.

Now, it's time for security questions.

What's the name of the first street you lived?

I have to go to the bathroom.

That's a funny name for a street.

Initiating girl talk.

[ Laughs ]

When was your first kiss? Wait wait. Let me guess.

Why don't you be a bellhop, and go take my bags upstairs.

That's so funny,

because my second kiss was actually near a hotel.

[ Laughs ]

Come in Agent Debra.

[ Laughs ]

♪♪

Debra #2: A hair on the toilet?

Is nothing sacred?

♪♪

There you are.

Oh, my God.

Costume party! Obsessed!

I'm gonna go cram myself into my prom dress.

I'll meet you downstairs.

[ Giggles ]

♪♪

That's better. -Debra

Oh, I didn't know we were doing costumes.

Let's talk turkey.

This house is a pigsty, and Debra won't stop asking me

basic questions like where I'm from or what I like.

She asked me if I'm a dog person or a cat person.

Like hello, I'm a human.

I don't get it. What is her endgame?

Who cares?

I would rather sleep in shit than spend one more second --

Debra #3: Hey, ladies.

In your ugly, ugly home.

Debra.

We were just talking about you behind your back.

I love what you've done with my place.

Well, you said your home was my home, so...

I made your home my home.

I did say that, didn't I?

You're a great listener.

Why don't you go upstairs, and put on a costume?

Debra is gonna let me paint or toenails.

Right, Debra?

Are we having fun?

Yes, Debra. Yes.

♪♪

Oh, my God.

I can't believe what's in here.

What's in here changes everything.

Oh, my God.

Oh, thank God. Come here.

How creepy is this?

Debra's been stalking us.

Oh, my God. This goes back years.

What, does she have a printer?

Psycho.

[ Footsteps approaching ]

Seven Minutes in Heaven?

I didn't get the invite.

[ Both scream ]

♪♪

Looking for these?

It's chilly, Debra.

Come inside.

We still haven't talked about our feelings.

You get away from me.

I've seen karate, and I'm not afraid to learn it.

Open up to me, Debra.

I'm a hugger.

[ Debra #2 screams ]

Debra.

[ Screaming ]

[ Knocking ]

Are you close with your mommy?

I'm not!

[ Screams ]

[ Muffled talking ]

Do you think you want children?

I'm considering adoption.

[ Screams ]

[ Screams ]

[ Both screaming ]

Thank God you came back for me -- after you pushed me down.

You're welcome.

I think she's gone.

I love you.

[ Both scream ]

[ In sleep ] My name's Debra.

I'm stuck. It's too comfortable.

We'll never get out of here.

She made the bed too well.

Scary well.

Debra #3: Ladies, I just had a crazy dream about my own birth.

Can't wait to unpack it together.

Damn, she's good.

We're gonna have to play her game.

The only way out is through.

Who wants brunch in bed?

Follow me lead.

So, how's everyone feeling.

Well, if I'm being honest, being here makes me anxious

because my house is the only place where I feel in control.

I need to be in charge because I don't have

any real autonomy in my life.

Debra, thank you for choosing to share that with me.

As for me, I hyper-focus on menial tasks,

like cleaning, to distract myself

from the fact that my life is a vortex

of unfulfilled potential.

This is all I ever wanted.

Thank you.

This has been...

a sleepover.

Thank you.

Is that how you pronounce that?

Get in here.

[ giggles ]

You guys should probably be getting back to your houses --

pipes and all.

I love you.

♪♪

What a piece of work.

Can you believe she bought all that fake stuff I made up?

Debra #1: Where did you get that bit about the unfulfilled potential?

You know, I saw it in a movie.

And mine was fake, too.

♪♪

♪♪

[ Laughs evilly ]

I love my friends!