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[ grunting ]

[ Leaf sneezes ]

[ scream ]

♪

♪ One, two! ♪

♪ Don't call us freaks of nature ♪

♪ We're more than sticks and stones ♪

♪ This life has more to offer Than you'll find on your own ♪

♪ You haven't seen us lately ♪

♪ We're underestimated ♪

♪ We may look small and delicate No, no, no, no, no! ♪

♪ We are The Mighty Ones ♪

♪ Together we feel so strong ♪

♪ You better get to know us ♪

♪ We are The Mighty Ones! ♪♪

TAM: Hi, I'm Tam Winkwonk.

This week on Ghosts Who Murder, we'll be exploring the top five signs

you might have a murderous ghost in your house.

‐ Oi?

TAM: And don't forget, all ghosts are extremely murderous.

‐ Kensington, don't forget to take out the trash!

SAMOSA: Yeah. It's full of vegan cheese and clam juice.

‐ Puff! Smells like something died in here!

TAM: Sign number one that you may have a murderous ghost in your house

is it'll smell like something died in there.

‐ Ooh!

‐ Woo! We're doing it this time, Berry! I wanna hit those noise clackers hard.

‐ Let's make 'em clack! ROCKSY: Hu‐uh!

Again! Ow!

Again! Again! Again!

[ Rocksy grunts ]

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

‐ Sick!

You're gonna hit those clackers in no time!

‐ I dunno why I haven't hit 'em yet, I'm pulling back the stretchy thing,

I'm keeping my eyes closed, I'm letting go.

‐ Y'know, if it were me, I'd try aiming before I let go of Rocksy.

‐ Yeah, that does sound like something you'd do.

You'll never get what you want by planning,

you just gotta do what feels right. Like this.

[ Berry grunts ]

[ screaming ]

‐ Oh, wow! I'm gonna make it.

‐ Oh! Rocksy! ‐ Oh, crud!

‐ She went in the big thing! ‐ Oh, this is bad, gang!

No one's ever come out of that big thing alive!

‐ But also nobody's ever gone in there, either.

‐ Yeah. Nah, Rocksy's definitely a goner.

I'm gonna go on a quest to find us a new leader. Whoosh.

‐ Can we all settle down, please? Look, it's not as bad as it could be,

you could have launched her into that choppy box.

♪

[ cutting maniacally ]

We just need to be patient and come up with a plan.

‐ There's no time for a plan! We've gotta act. Impulsively!

‐ Berry, reckless behavior is how Rocksy got in there in the first place!

‐ You are just going to make things worse. ‐ Hang on, Rocksy! Berry's comin'!

‐ Made it!

[ Berry screams ]

Ah!

TAM: Sign number two that you may have a murderous ghost in your house

is the appearance of a sticky substance known as ectoplasm.

‐ Ooh!

‐ Ah!

[ gasps ]

‐ Berry! Berry, are you okay?

‐ The big thing slammed shut, Twig. I don't know what happened.

‐ You gotta go into things with a plan.

I've been talking it over with Miss Acorn, here.

And she found us another way in.

‐ Oh, Miss Acorn.

♪

[ panting ]

[ sighs ]

‐ Hmm. Do you two know each other?

‐ This is a chance for a new start. Gotta think beyond rocks. Ooh!

‐ Hey, hey, hey! ‐ Can I help you?

‐ Yeah, uh, so me and my friends, we kinda lost our leader

in this big thing, and like, we're looking for a new one.

So what do you think? You down?

‐ Well, how many friends we talkin' about?

‐ Three, plus you.

‐ So there's the wild one, the nervous one, and the laid back one?

‐ Yeah, exactly!

‐ And you are always going on kooky, crazy, fun adventures, eh?

‐ Oh! The craziest!

‐ But it always turns out all right in the end, eh?

‐ Yeah, so far! ‐ Count me out.

‐ Yeah, it, it's not for everyone.

[ Miss Acorn squeaking ]

[ Berry coughs ]

‐ Oh, thanks, Miss Acorn! ‐ So, uh, you busy later?

Would you wanna catch up?

Mm, Berry, you gotta stop doing this to yourself.

‐ So apparently, this tunnel leads right into the big thing.

Rocksy should be able to hear us. We just need to get her attention!

‐ Be loud. Got it.

‐ Light? Uh! A way out! Oh, boy.

[ grunting ]

‐ Hey, Rocksy, up here!

[ screams ]

‐ Huh! Nut.

‐ You think that's loud enough? Maybe we need to go louder.

‐ Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Hey, Rocksy!

[ screams ]

♪

‐ Good thing that chain didn't hit me.

Oh, no, my grip!

TAM: Murderous ghosts can be detected

by the strange noises they make in the house.

Victims often hear clanking metal chains.

‐ What's that noise?

[ screams ]

The ghost must be coming in through this vent!

Blimey, this is a sticky wicket.

‐ Rocksy? Rocksy! Twig, your tunnel is garbage.

All you've shown me is that plans don't work.

Back to reckless behavior!

‐ Whoa!

[ maintaining whoa sound ]

‐ What?

‐ I bet this drain leads outside. Hup!

‐ Oh, look, a smelly dark hole. C'mon, let's dive in!

‐ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We can't just jump in there.

We don't know where it goes. Plus, it might be full of all sorts of...

I dunno. Like, like, snakes or something!

‐ Snakes? ‐ Yeah. Could be full of snakes.

‐ Fine, we can clear the way with one of these.

‐ What? ‐ Hi‐ya! Take cover!

♪

[ Kensington shivers ]

TAM: The most murderous ghosts have been known to summon serpents.

‐ Ooh!

‐ Well, that didn't work.

[ shivering ]

‐ I hope Kensington's okay.

‐ She'll be fine as long as she doesn't listen to any podcasts.

‐ No worries. I took her headphones.

‐ Oh, those are my headphones!

‐ Oh, no!

‐ Gee, Berry, how did you know

that pineapple would explode when it hit the water?

‐ What's a pineapple? ‐ I don't see any other way inside.

Okay, let's think this through. Brainstorming. Thinking.

‐ Big thoughts! Mental exploration. ‐ No more plans! You three!

‐ Come with me. Attack! ‐ Attack what?

[ grunting ]

Berry, that's obviously not going to do anything.

‐ Uh?

Uh! It's opening!

‐ Huh, it worked. How'd you do that, Berry?

‐ I dunno. Do whatever comes naturally?

‐ Do what comes naturally. Yeah, I can do that!

[ weeping ]

[ farts ]

[ mumbling ]

‐ Keep calm, carry on.

[ sighing ]

‐ Now's our chance. Mr. Ladybug!

I'm coming for ya, Rocksy!

‐ Well, I've checked your resume and it's impeccable.

Grad school, huh? You're a perfect candidate for leader.

I can't wait to introduce you to Twig and Berry.

[ squeaking ]

Berry? Do you two, uh, know each other?

‐ Nothing can stop us!

Ugh! Uh‐ah! Ugh!

[ grunts ]

TAM: And don't forget, murderous ghosts make stuff like levitate too.

‐ Ooh!

[ screaming ]

You'll never get me, ghosts!

‐ No! I was so close! I'll have to dig my way in.

[ grunts ]

‐ No, you can do this, Twig. Just stop planning. Be impulsive.

Go wherever the road may take you.

[ gasps ]

Ah!

‐ Ugh. Why'd he jump into the choppy box?

‐ I have to go get him. ‐ Looking for guidance?

After a long vetting period, I've found the ideal leader.

‐ Say hello to Stonia. ‐ Perfect!

‐ Yep, knew I picked a good one.

‐ Oh, help! Ah!

♪

‐ I'm coming, Twig! Ugh!

Don't you worry, Twig. I gotchya this time.

Uh‐ah! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!

Ugh.

I hit the clackers!

[ chuckles ]

Did anybody see?

[ Berry grunts ]

Ugh, this isn't working. Maybe I need a new approach.

Uh, what's that thing Twig said to do?

TWIG: Aim! ‐ "Don't eat your head, Berry."

TWIG: Aim!

‐ "It's where your brain is stored, Berry."

TWIG: Are you kidding me? ‐ I'd be better off aiming.

TWIG: Yes! ‐ It needs to be just right.

Careful, careful now. Here we go. Uh‐ah!

♪

‐ Hurry, Berry! ‐ Hu‐ah!

‐ Oh, phew.

[ scream ]

‐ Stonia, no!

[ sighs ]

Exploding choppy box! Nobody comes back from that.

Guess I have to find a whole new set of friends now.

‐ Aw, again?

I knew we shouldn't have left Kensington home by herself.

[ grunts ]

‐ Whoa!

TAM: And that concludes this episode of Ghosts Who Murder.

‐ She's listening to podcasts!

‐ No! Hi‐yah! ‐ Oi!

TAM: Coming up next, Werewolves Who Stab you a Lot.

[ Bats grunts ]

[ Twig moans ]

‐ Ah! Berry.

[ gasps ]

‐ I think we made it inside! ‐ Uh! We did it?

‐ Yeah! All thanks to your careful planning!

‐ Aw, shucks, thanks, Twig. Now. Let's go find Rocksy.

♪

‐ Phew. Finally.

BATS: Close the door before all the snakes get out!

‐ Hey, Leaf.

‐ I'm glad you all decided to join the crew.

‐ Who are your friends? Oh.

Miss Acorn? Hmm...

I thought you went to grad school out of state.

[ sighs ]

ROCKSY: Oh, work it, caterpillar! Shake that thorax.

Is that a cloak? Whup. Time's speeding up!

Oh, wow. The days are just flyin' by. How's my girl doing?

Uh! Oh! Big, beautiful wings! Bravo, bravo.

Ugh! Guys!

[ panting ]

[ laughing ]

‐ Guys! Did you see that? ‐ See what?

We were busy trying to see if Berry could talk through me,

and have her words come outta my face. Check it out.

BERRY: Testing, testing. Hey, it really works!

‐ I wasn't part of this.

‐ I just saw the most beautiful thing I've ever seen!

A caterpillar just walked up a branch,

and wrapped herself all up in a spit blanket,

and then came out completely different.

‐ Wow! ‐ Cool.

‐ And the best part was she could fly! She had wings, guys. Wings!

[ laughs ]

I mean, that's like every little pebble's dream!

That spit blanket must be some sort of magical snuggle wrapper transformer.

‐ Wow! ‐ What?

‐ I wonder what would happen if I got inside. Hmm...

♪

[ grunting and laughing ]

I'm doin' it!

[ panting and grunting ]

Just get my, uh, uh!

Once I have wings, this'll go a lot faster.

Just a little longer.

‐ Uh, Rocks, I could fly up and, uh...

‐ You stay there! Don't touch me!

[ panting ]

See you guys when I'm a big beautiful flying beast!

‐ Uh, do you guys wanna go get some...

‐ Transformation complete, I'm coming down! Ugh!

So how do I look?

‐ Uh... ‐ Rocksy, Rocksy, Rocksy.

Looks like I'm gonna have to explain some things to you.

‐ Why don't you sit on down. ‐ Oh, I love being lectured.

‐ Me and Berry and Twig are all plants.

We've got these squishy parts called "Orgah nut‐mutter."

‐ Orgah nut‐mutter?

‐ Look, Rocksy, we're all like that caterpillar,

so we'll grow and change.

‐ Uh! You guys are gonna grow wings to?

Oh, man, we're gonna be one sassy flock.

‐ Uh, not exactly. I'm gonna grow into a mighty oak.

And I'll bring shade and comfort to all the little tiny creatures.

Hey, whaa?

BERRY: I'm gonna be enormous!

[ grunting ]

‐ Suit yourself, more wings for me.

[ aspires ]

‐ Ooh, Rocksy. Yeah, rocks don't grow. You'll be a pebble forever.

‐ That can't be right.

I'm destined to be up there with the eagles of old! Caw!

[ chuckling ]

Caw! Caw!

Caw, caw!

‐ Uh, but, you know, staying the same is cool too.

You're like, uh, hard.

‐ You're wrong! I'm full of potential.

And I'd like to see Orgah nut‐mutter contain all of this! Mm‐mm!

LEAF: Ugh, oh, come on!

‐ Why does everyone seem to know what Orgah nut‐mutter is except me!

‐ Yeah, I'll get my wings, you'll see! I'll show you all!

‐ Wait, Rocksy! Ugh, Leaf.

‐ Ah, let her go. As I always say...

BERRY: I'm a big goofy dumb‐dumb who can't keep his stupid mouth shut!

‐ Berry, stop! I've never even said that!

♪

‐ Ugh, it's so hot, I need the power of two fans.

‐ Look what I just won playing poker with second graders!

[ chuckles ]

BATS: What're those weird pod things?

‐ I think it's like when a caterpillar, like, transforms into a scorpion?

‐ So it's a scorpion tank? Aw, sweet! Can I use it to store my loose scorpions?

‐ Oh, yes!

‐ I'll show you! I can transform and be totally different.

Let's get down to business! Ha! I'm gonna change!

Oh‐oh‐oh, I'm changin'! Change! Change! Change!

[ spits ]

Uh. Did it work? Am I flying?

[ gasps ]

Did it work? Did it work?

[ grunts ]

Did it work? Eeh! Oh! Ah...

This will work. Ah! The Cream Flys want my cream!

Ah, get off me, Cream Flys!

[ moaning ]

This isn't working. I think I need professional help.

‐ I'm a legitimate doctor, of course I can help you transform!

I just gave this worm guy over here leg implants.

‐ Every moment is agony!

[ chuckles ]

‐ You're welcome! So, what'd you have in mind?

‐ I saw this beautiful butterfly with iridescent wings

that glimmered in the wind, and it awoke something in me.

And I realized that I'm destined for big, beautiful wings,

so I can soar in the big beautiful blue sky.

It'll be beautiful! So I must transform.

‐ Oh, hey, I could glue this garbage on you.

‐ It's perfect.

‐ Y'know something, I'm gonna miss that Rocksy when we've all transformed.

[ Twig grunts ]

‐ I'm gonna eat Rocksy when I transform. ‐ I'm gonna be all like "who is Rocksy?"

Nah, I'm just kidding. Uh! I'll always remember her,

but I probably will never talk to her again.

♪ Soar like an eagle ♪

♪ Soar, soar like an eagle, eagle ♪

♪ Soar like an eagle ♪

♪ Soar, soar like an eagle, eagle ♪

♪ Soar like an eagle ♪

‐ Oh, Dr. Clod, you work miracles!

[ screaming ]

‐ I just wanna squirm again!

‐ Hey, everyone! Look at me now! Watch me soar!

♪ Soar like an eagle So‐soar like‐‐ ♪

Ugh!

Practice makes perfect.

♪ So‐soar like an eagle, eagle ♪

Okay.

♪ So‐so‐soar like an‐ ♪♪

Ugh!

Just need more height.

Ugh!

Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!

Maybe I'll take a break. Huh. I wonder where everyone went.

Ooh, maybe they already transformed!

[ gasps ]

Twig? Is that you?

[ birds chirping ]

You look amazing!

‐ Big‐big‐big‐big‐big‐big. ‐ Come on, mighty oak! Come on.

‐ Oh, wow! Your leaves are so green.

Did you notice my new wings? Well, I can't quite fly yet,

but I'll never go back to being a hard stupid rock ever again!

‐ Aw, that's just sad. ‐ Uh! I kinda feel like a jerk.

‐ Yeah. Y'know, we're busy focusing

on our magnificent and inevitable transformations

while poor ol' Rocksy is just deluding herself. Sad.

‐ We've got plenty of time to transform.

We should hang out with Rocksy while we're still small like her.

‐ Ugh, but I want to be big now. Oh, uh, yeah.

‐ I guess you're right. You go first. ‐ Oh, no, you can go first.

[ grunting ]

‐ I feel like I'm missing something. ‐ Of course we're all gonna go.

‐ Right, Leaf? ‐ Oh, yeah, sure, after you!

[ grunting ]

‐ Whoa, another scorpion pod! I'll add it to the collection.

[ scream ]

‐ So anyway, Twig, enough about me. How's life as a tree?

You're being uncharacteristically quiet.

Y'know, I might be getting a little suspicious

that you're not even Twig.

‐ Go on, little baby scorpion. There you go.

[ scream ]

‐ Oh, bro, what happened? ‐ Did we transform?

‐ Naw, cuz Twig's still all scrawny and lame.

‐ Hey! ‐ Scorpion! Scorpion!

‐ Ha‐ha! Can you imagine!

If was like sitting here talking to some boring old tree,

and my friends were like, in perilous danger right now,

and I was the only one who could save them.

Ha‐ha, yeah. That's absurd.

[ scream ]

Ha‐ha, still laughing about the idea of my friends being in danger.

[ laughing maniacally ]

‐ Kid, your friends are in danger. Right over there.

[ scream ]

‐ Uh! I'm coming!

[ panting and grunting ]

[ scream ]

Nya! Wha?

Wow! It's happening. It's happening! I'm really flying!

Woohoo!

Soar, you big beautiful beast, soar!

[ screams ]

‐ Aw, her dreams are coming true.

[ screams ]

‐ I'm an eagle! Caw, caw!

‐ Help us! ‐ Don't worry, I'm here.

[ wow ]

Whoa‐whoa!

‐ Hey! Where are you going, Rocks? ‐ Whoa, whoa!

[ Rocksy moans ]

‐ My wings won't stop flying! ‐ Rocksy, you have to save us!

These scorpions want to eat our Orgah Nutmutter!

‐ Orgah, organic matter?

[ chuckles ]

That's what you've been saying this whole time!

I feel so much better now!

[ screaming ]

‐ But I'm flying in the big beautiful sky.

[ screaming ]

[ sighs ]

What's the point of flying if your friends are all eaten by scorpions?

Hold on, I'm coming! Ugh!

[ squealing ]

Do your worst, scorpions.

[ moans ]

‐ Whoa, she's so hard!

‐ Huh. That doesn't hurt at all. Is that seriously all you've got?

‐ C'mon, let's go while they're distracted. Hurry!

‐ Oh, yeah! Can't hurt my rock hard bod! Who's next?

‐ Whoosh!

‐ Stop stinging yourself, stop stinging yourself. Oh, hey, guys!

‐ Oh, Rocksy, you saved us, you buddy ol' pal, I love you.

‐ Rocksy, you sacrificed your garbage for us.

Thank you.

‐ Rocksy, I'm not much for emotional talks,

but what you did for us, I just got to tell you.

[ muffled mumbling ]

‐ I wonder what he's saying.

[ chuckles ]

I bet it's really funny. Leaf's so funny.

‐ It just feels really good to finally get that all out.

‐ It turned out I guess I didn't have to transform.

Wings or not, I'm pretty great. And at the end of the day...

[ muffled mumbling ]

‐ I wonder what she's saying. ‐ Heh, I bet she's saying...

BERRY: I'm Leaf and I'm a dumb‐dumb. ‐ Hey! Get off my butt, bro!

♪ Soar like an eagle ♪

♪ Soar, soar like an eagle, eagle ♪

♪ Soar like an eagle ♪

♪ Soar, soar like an eagle, eagle ♪

♪ Soar like an eagle, eagle, eagle ♪

♪ Soar, s‐s‐soar like an eagle Eagle, eagle, eagle ♪

♪ Like an eagle, eagle, eagle ♪♪

♪