Original subtitles

[ grunting ]

[ Leaf sneezes ]

[ scream ]

♪

♪ One, two! ♪

♪ Don't call us Freaks of nature We're more than sticks and stones ♪

♪ This life has more to offer Than you'll find on your own ♪

♪ You haven't seen us lately We're underestimated ♪

♪ We may look small and delicate No, no, no, no, no! ♪

♪ We are The Mighty Ones ♪

♪ Together we feel so strong ♪

♪ You better get to know us ♪

♪ We are The Mighty Ones! ♪♪

♪

‐ Mm. Is that veganberry pie? ‐ I gathered the veganberries myself.

[ chuckles ]

Uh, uh, uh. You gotta let it cool for a bit.

‐ Uh! An unguarded confection, laid out just for me!

‐ Yo! Und v at about us, boss? Ze Fresh Flyz will get some too, ja?

[ retches ]

‐ Oh, why, yes, of course, Ricky Buzz.

As my partners in crime, you three shall share in the spoils.

[ retches ]

Ugh! After me, of course. Uff!

Ah! My fingies!

‐ Don't to worry, boss. Ve got it! Is that not right, MC Thorax?

‐ Ja, it's no problem. ‐ For Ze Fresh Flyz!

[ buzzing ]

[ sighs ]

‐ I am beleaguered by these incompetent knuckleheads.

This situation needs real expertise. Hmm...

Now who do I know has the skills necessary to retrieve that pie.

‐ Uh! ‐ Mr. Ladybug! That was incredible!

I bet there's nothing you can't do.

[ screams ]

[ groaning ]

[ screams ]

[ gasps ]

See? I was right!

[ chuckles ]

Hey, where'd you learn how to do all of this stuff?

[ Mr. Ladybug grunts ]

Come on! I'm always telling you stuff about me!

Like that one time I accidentally farted in my own eye. And it got all infected.

And started having a mind of its own.

[ grunts ]

It's almost like you have some kind of secret.

[ grunts ]

Identity!

[ sighs ]

Like a heroic crime fighter!

[ chuckles ]

One of those ultimate good guys chopping up the bad guys!

Saving the day.

Did you train at secret hero adventure school?

And your teacher was like 100 years old? And could move things with their mind?

Did your master teach you this move?

[ screams ]

Ah, I'm a natural.

[ chuckles ]

[ grunts ]

‐ Uh? ‐ Why! Hello there, ol' friend.

[ grunts ]

Aw, still sore after all these years? Well, maybe I can make it up to ya.

See, I got a little pie situation and I need your expertise.

[ Mr. Ladybug grunts ]

Why the cold shoulder?

[ mumbles ]

Oh, I see. Hey, squishy‐headed child!

Your pal here...

[ grunts ]

Look, you do this job for me and I'll keep my pretty lips sealed.

Your little friend can go on thinking you're a "paragon of virtue."

So whaddya say? Do we have a deal?

[ sighs ]

‐ Hey! You talking about hero adventurer stuff?

[ chuckling ]

‐ Adventure! I love it.

[ Ladybug grunts ]

Pleasure doing business with you, old partner.

[ Berry chuckles ]

[ gasps ]

♪

[ Mr. Ladybug grunts ]

‐ Ow! Jeez.

[ chuckles ]

‐ Ultimate good guy saving the day again!

[ grunts ]

Packing, huh? Is it for the adventure? The cool secret hero adventure?

[ grunts ]

Wow. Good‐guy hat, good‐guy axe, good‐guy knockout gas?

[ Berry chuckles ]

[ grunting ]

So! Where are we going?

Aw, man!

I bet this is way cooler than whatever the gang is up to!

[ scream ]

[ grunts ]

Ow.

[ whines ]

[ sighs ]

[ chuckles ]

♪

[ grunting ]

‐ Hey! Thanks for getting zat pie for us!

‐ Ve vill take it from here! ‐ Yo, Ricky Buzz!

Is this not ze same Herr Ladybug who was ze baddest of ze bad,

before he reformed and turned good?

‐ Das ist richtig, Günter.

But all Rabbit had to do was threaten

to reveal a little uncomfortable secret to his friend,

und he flipped back real quick.

‐ He has no honor!

[ retches ]

[ grunts ]

‐ Let us complete this criminal transaction!

[ Mr. Ladybug grunts ]

‐ Was? Double crosser! ‐ Let us teach him ein lesson!

Vatch out, he's got a veapon!

[ honks ]

‐ Huh?

[ laugh ]

‐ Wer ist das? Your sidekick? Wir are taking her and ze pie vit us!

‐ Alright! Time to fight some bad guys!

[ grunts ]

‐ Oh, you want to dance, ja?

[ retches ]

‐ Hey, that's pretty good.

‐ Danke.

‐ Whoa, you're really good.

[ grunting ]

‐ Ja, ve did it!

GÜNTER: I can't believe how easy it was to capture the Ladybug!

[ grunt ]

‐ Thank you for stealing that pie, Mr. Ladybug.

We couldn't have done it without your help.

‐ What? Hey!

He's not a bad guy, he's a good guy!

‐ Good guy?

[ chuckles ]

Why, he's the best thief this side of the weeds!

[ Berry gasps ]

‐ You mean Mr. Ladybug goes around and takes things from others?

‐ Yes!

‐ Without permission or payment?

‐ Yes!

‐ He takes things as his own with no intention of returning them?

‐ Yes, kid, what aren't you getting?

‐ Mr. Ladybug physically removes items

from the possession of their rightful owner,

and then tries to claim them as his own property?

‐ He's a thief!

‐ Say what? Is that true, Mr. Ladybug?

[ Mr. Ladybug sighs ]

So like, a bad guy?

I need to think!

‐ Hey, quit squirming!

‐ Ugh!

[ Berry cries ]

[ Rabbit laughs ]

[ grunts ]

[ scream ]

[ gasps ]

[ chuckles ]

‐ Whoa, there!

[ grunts ]

Ha, yes! There it is!

‐ Huh? ‐ Do it! Hit me with all you got!

And then take your place by my side as fellow bad guy,

and together, we will steal more baked goods!

[ laughs evilly ]

[ grunts ]

[ chuckles ]

Leaving so soon? You'll be back, bad guy!

[ buzzing ]

Hey, we're not animals, go set the table! I'm feeling fancy.

‐ Boo‐yah!

♪

[ grunts ]

‐ Ya know, I thought you were one of the good guys

chopping up the bad guys with your good‐guy axe,

but you were one of the bad guys chopping up the good guys

with your bad‐guy axe!

Or maybe even a good‐guy axe that you turned bad

by chopping up a good guy! Uh! I don't think you care

because you just stole all the axes anyway!

And so none of it matters, 'cuz you're just chopping everyone up!

[ grunts ]

So it's like, messing with my mind, man!

I need time to think about this.

[ grunts ]

[ cheering ]

‐ All right, all right, enough dinner theater.

Get over here, it's time to eat! You washed your hands, right?

‐ Ja, boss! Ugh!

‐ Hmm! Huh?

[ Mr. Ladybug grunts ]

Oh, it's you. So you're back already, huh?

I thought you'd be occupied

with that little baby fruit you disappointed.

Ugh! No! Fresh Flyz! He's absconding with my pie!

[ buzzling ]

‐ Mr. Ladybug? Still stealing pies, huh?

RICKY BUZZ: Come on, get him!

GÜNTER: He's getting away!

‐ Hey, what's going on?

[ panting ]

‐ Not so fast!

[ grunting ]

[ scream ]

‐ Wow, good guy.

‐ And where do you think you're going? Secret technique, corn toss!

[ screams ]

My pie! My precious stolen pie!

‐ Was is the deal, boss? ‐ Ja, that pie is kaput.

‐ Should we eat it anyways?

[ retches ]

‐ Off the ground? We're animals, not monsters!

‐ Vait, so now we are animals?

‐ You need to be more consistent vit your similes.

‐ I zink you mean to say metaphors.

‐ Now ve all are hungry und confused.

‐ Yikes. Corn toss! Corn toss! Corn toss!

[ grunts ]

‐ I saw the whole thing. ‐ Ow.

‐ And you were so cool! ‐ Huh?

‐ So I got to thinking, bad guy, good guy...

What matters is who you are right now. And who you are is my friend.

[ grunting ]

And if you want, we can still play good guys.

[ yawns ]

‐ Oh, boy! The pie should be nice and cool by now.

[ gasps ]

What the heck?

♪

Eh...

SAMOSA: Hmm!

[ retches ]

♪

‐ Bats, quick!

Samosa's got her head stuck in the mailbox again!

‐ All right, all right, hold on.

My mom's a veterinarian, she'll know what to do.

♪

[ yawns ]

‐ Enjoy the mud while it lasts, everybody.

I'm sure it'll dry up soon.

‐ Dirt like this sure does a plant good.

‐ Doesn't do nothing for me.

You know what I like? Gimme that dry, dusty dirt!

There's always plenty of dry dirt around! Always has been, always will be!

[ screaming ]

[ Berry panting ]

‐ Where's Rocksy?

[ grunts ]

Yank!

‐ Whoa, whoa! What's happening to the yard?

‐ Wow! LEAF: Check it out.

‐ Huh, it's actually kinda beautiful.

[ retches ]

‐ Are you okay, Twig?

‐ Yeah, I think all this rocking is getting me...

kinda sick.

‐ There, there. Let's get you off this water, huh?

Then you'll feel better. Berry! Any sign of land?

‐ Gaff the forecastle!

There ain't be no signs of land abaft or alee the mizzen.

‐ Uh, what? ‐ She's gone nautical.

The sea changes people, Rocksy. See? Look at me.

‐ Ugh! ‐ Guh! It's the bilge‐rot!

The sea is no place for a land‐plant like he.

‐ He needs dry land I say! ‐ Yeah. And soon, please!

‐ Okay, so we just need to find some land.

No problem.

[ seagulls squawking ]

‐ Ugh. Oh, boy.

BEN: Ahoy, sailors.

I couldn't help, but overhear you guys needed to find land?

‐ Yeah, but everything's wet.

‐ Not everything. There's a secret dry patch.

‐ I've seen it. ‐ And where lies this "dry patch"?

‐ I don't remember where exactly, this boat spins a lot.

[ chuckles ]

But it should be that way.

‐ Oh, nice, thanks, Ben! I guess we go that way.

‐ Rocksy! Don't listen to that dastardly sea rover.

We can't trust him!

Everyone knows the Law of the Sea is betrayal!

‐ What? Ben's our friend. He would never betray us.

‐ Just look at him.

The moment he gets a chance, he'll skeg us like a keg full of glarneys.

[ chuckles ]

‐ Wee!

‐ Hmm. Okay, fair point. But Leaf and Twig won't last much longer.

[ grunts ]

[ groan ]

I think we gotta trust Ben on this one.

‐ Ah, you're a fool, Rocksy, but so be it.

‐ Ahoy, you scum! ‐ Hi, Berry.

‐ Don't you tell anyone where we're going, or so help me,

I'll hoist your futtock meself!

‐ Okay, bye! Have a good trip!

♪

‐ Look at my stems, they're withering! I need more dirt! Gimme more dirt, guys!

‐ We're all outta the dirt, boss!

‐ Ugh, we gotta find land before anyone else does.

That's the only place to find fresh soil that plants like us need to survive.

‐ Ahoy, sailors!

I couldn't help, but overhear you guys needed to find land?

Oop! But I'm not supposed to tell anyone.

‐ Okay, according to Ben, the dry patch should be in the same direction

as that little puffy cloud.

♪

[ screaming ]

‐ Ugh, The mainyard's been hawsed‐through at the fore‐block!

We never should've trusted Ben!

‐ What? We're following the Rule of the Sea, Berry.

Trust everyone. We're all in this together.

‐ Bah! The Rule of the Sea always was and shall be betrayal!

And I'm beginning to believe that this dry patch

may be nothing but a sea‐myth! Arg!

‐ Huh?

[ gasps ]

BERRY AND ROCKSY: The dry patch!

‐ Ben was right!

See where a little trust can get you, Berry?

‐ Pff! Neptune may have stayed his trident for now,

but take not this momentary fortune as a harbinger of tides turned.

‐ You're gonna keep doing this, aren't ya?

Guys? Are you seeing this?

‐ Looks like a trash bag to me. ‐ All I see are barnacles.

[ chuckles ]

‐ Let's float over to that dry patch and get you boys sorted out.

[ screams ]

‐ Out of our way! Or whatever. ‐ What? Carder?

‐ This is our dry patch, find your own!

‐ I told ye there be pirates scouring these seas!

‐ How did they beat us here?

‐ Oh, we had a little, how should I say,

"inside information". C'mon out!

[ Pirate grunts ]

‐ Hey!

‐ Ben?

‐ Sorry, guys, you know how it is. Rule of the Sea and all that.

‐ What? The Rule of the Sea is trust everyone!

‐ Trust? No, the Rule of the Sea is betray everyone.

‐ What? ‐ That's what I've been tellin' ye!

That scabbard's been purloining our ratline

and we've been ballyhooed like twice‐laid turtlebacks!

‐ Ugh! What's your point, Berry? ‐ Ben, you're garbage!

‐ Oh, I get it now, I'm the bad guy? For respecting the rules?

I live by the rules. I'm a good person!

‐ Okay, Rule of the Sea. I'm betraying you.

BEN: This is totally valid!

‐ And with that,

we'll be taking the dry patch for ourselves!

I can smell that sweet soil already.

‐ What be your orders, Cap'n? Do we rig for battle?

[ Rocksy groaning ]

[ Twig screaming ]

‐ Fine! We'll do it your way.

But I'm still going to advocate for cooperation!

‐ Ha‐ha! Beat to quarters, we prepare for battle!

Avast, ye scallywags!

‐ Ew, what does that mean even? ‐ Fire!

[ screams ]

‐ Fire that rock back at her friends!

‐ So I say, let trust be‐‐

[ screams ]

‐ Well, if it's a tussle

you be after you've come to the right place!

‐ Or alternately, we could have a truce.

[ screaming ]

Fighting is wrong!

Peace is good!

‐ Quick, mateys!

We can still beat them to the dry patch!

‐ Oh, no, you don't!

Keep your little filthy little hands off my dry patch!

‐ Ah. Trash bag, told you.

‐ Oh, no! I can't swim!

‐ See where betrayal got us, Berry? ‐ All I see are barnacles.

‐ Guys, we can help you! Trust me, and we'll all survive together!

‐ Never!

‐ Boss! ‐ Oh, don't you do this.

‐ Oh, hey, Boppo, we goin' under now?

Okay! Wee!

‐ No, you idiots! Ugh! Fine! Truce!

[ coughs ]

[ Berry grunts ]

‐ We're alive!

‐ We can make a new boat out of this debris!

Now that we're working together, we're gonna be okay!

[ gasping ]

Dearest Rocksy, it's me, Rocksy.

I really messed up this time.

I truly thought we could all work together and make it to the dry patch.

But the dry patch was a lie.

Maybe Berry was right.

Maybe we should just be fending for ourselves here.

[ coughs ]

I grow weak. We don't have...

much...

time...

left...

Forever yours, Rocksy!

♪

What's that bumping?

‐ Guys, I think I see something.

[ grunts ]

Look.

[ gasp ]

[ cheering ]

ROCKSY: Sweet, sweet land! CARDER: See ya later, losers!

LEAF: And going in. ‐ The dry patch is all mine!

Oh! Sweet, sweet soil!

[ sigh ]

Ah, this feels amazing.

‐ Hey! What's the big idea pushing us?

We had a truce!

[ Carder laughs ]

CARDER: Did we now? ‐ We made a pact based on trust!

‐ Rocksy!

‐ Seems as though you lot are forgetting the Rule of the Sea!

‐ It be betrayal!

‐ Yeah, you made your point, it's betrayal, I got it.

‐ I think it's time your awful, awful little group said goodbye!

‐ Never! Prepare to be boarded!

[ grunts ]

♪

[ screams ]

[ Rocksy screaming ]

Rocksy!

‐ Whoa, not the face! Oh!

‐ Ah!

‐ Ahoy, sailors!

Whoa!

‐ Wow! ‐ Oh, dirt!

[ chuckles ]

‐ Land! Oh, sweet, unmoving land!

Yeah! Oh! Mm.

LEAF: Ew. ‐ Guys! You're all okay!

‐ Rocksy, you saved us! ‐ Rocksy!

‐ You did it! ‐ Well, Berry.

We've reached port, time to drop anchor and shore up those sails!

‐ Why are you talking like that?

CARDER: Hey!

Don't think you've seen the last of us! We'll be back!

‐ Yeah!

‐ Uh! Boys, run! WHEEZY: Watch out, she's got a stick!

‐ They are so weird. ‐ So now what?

‐ Ahoy, landlubbers!

Might I offer ye kids the secret location of the only wet patch in the yard?

‐ Hmm, I dunno.

Berry, should we trust him?

‐ We aren't at sea anymore!

‐ Let's go!

♪

‐ Please fall down.

♪