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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,416 --> 00:00:04,866 Triumph: THE "JACK AND TRIUMPH SHOW" 2 00:00:04,901 --> 00:00:06,521 IS FILMED IN FRONT OF LEGENDARY COMEDIAN STEVEN WRONG. 3 00:00:06,558 --> 00:00:09,218 [ LAUGHTER ] 4 00:00:09,250 --> 00:00:11,800 ♪ YA-DA, DA-DA-DA, HERE COMES TRIUMPH ♪ 5 00:00:11,839 --> 00:00:15,769 ♪ HE'S GOING TO BE IN THE HOTTEST BUNK, HEY! ♪ 6 00:00:15,808 --> 00:00:19,328 ♪ YA-DA, YA-BE-DOO-BE-DOO 7 00:00:19,364 --> 00:00:23,854 ALL RIGHT. IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, DOUGHY JABRONE. 8 00:00:23,885 --> 00:00:26,225 ALL RIGHT, TRIUMPH. 9 00:00:26,267 --> 00:00:28,647 READ 'EM AND WEEP. FULL HOUSE. 10 00:00:28,683 --> 00:00:29,793 [ CHUCKLES ] 11 00:00:29,822 --> 00:00:32,582 I LAUGH AT YOUR FULL HOUSE. 12 00:00:32,618 --> 00:00:35,378 I HAVE GOT AN 'NSYNC -- 13 00:00:35,414 --> 00:00:38,494 FOUR QUEENS. 14 00:00:38,521 --> 00:00:42,391 WELL, WELL, WELL. 15 00:00:42,421 --> 00:00:46,181 WELL, WELL, WELL. THERE WE GO. 16 00:00:46,218 --> 00:00:51,498 LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE DOWN 2,800 FAT ONES, JOEY. 17 00:00:51,534 --> 00:00:53,404 TRIUMPH, I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY. 18 00:00:53,432 --> 00:00:57,022 IT'S OKAY, JOEY. YOU CAN WORK OFF YOUR DEBT. 19 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:58,707 GET UP. WHAT? 20 00:00:58,748 --> 00:01:02,128 I WANT YOU TO DO SOMETHING YOU'VE NEVER DONE BEFORE. 21 00:01:02,165 --> 00:01:03,505 AND WHAT'S THAT? 22 00:01:03,546 --> 00:01:08,406 SING TO AN AUDIENCE OF HETEROSEXUAL MEN. 23 00:01:08,447 --> 00:01:12,137 "BYE BYE BYE" -- JUST YOUR BACKUP VOCALS AND DANCE MOVES. 24 00:01:12,175 --> 00:01:13,625 LET'S GO. 25 00:01:13,659 --> 00:01:16,559 ALL RIGHT. 26 00:01:21,702 --> 00:01:23,392 ♪ I 27 00:01:23,428 --> 00:01:25,458 ♪ YOU 28 00:01:25,499 --> 00:01:27,329 ♪ COME 29 00:01:27,363 --> 00:01:28,573 ♪ COME ON 30 00:01:28,605 --> 00:01:31,185 HEE HEE. 31 00:01:31,229 --> 00:01:33,709 I'M ACTUALLY GETTING AROUSED. 32 00:01:33,748 --> 00:01:36,678 ALL RIGHT. TIME TO LEAVE. 33 00:01:36,717 --> 00:01:39,377 NO! 34 00:01:39,409 --> 00:01:43,549 NO, NO, NO! HE'S NOT EVEN HALFWAY THROUGH. 35 00:01:43,586 --> 00:01:45,966 POKER NIGHT'S OVER, TRIUMPH. 36 00:01:46,002 --> 00:01:48,522 GET THESE THREE DEUCES OUT OF HERE. 37 00:01:48,556 --> 00:01:52,416 HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THESE THREE MEN. 38 00:01:52,457 --> 00:01:56,007 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE -- THE GENERAL PUBLIC? 39 00:01:56,046 --> 00:01:59,396 I'VE GOT THE ANIMAL-RIGHTS PEOPLE COMING OVER. 40 00:01:59,429 --> 00:02:02,429 CAROLINE RHEA HERSELF IS GONNA BE HERE. 41 00:02:02,467 --> 00:02:06,537 WHOA! CAROLINE RHEA'S GOING TO BE HERE! 42 00:02:06,574 --> 00:02:08,204 REALLY? 43 00:02:08,231 --> 00:02:10,031 YOU MEAN THE LADY THAT YOU GET 44 00:02:10,060 --> 00:02:13,100 WHEN THE DELL DUDE'S NOT AVAILABLE? 45 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:16,313 SHE'S ONE OF THE BIG STARS OF 1995. 46 00:02:16,343 --> 00:02:19,553 NOW, WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN 1995 -- 47 00:02:19,587 --> 00:02:25,347 LICKING NIGHTCLUB-TOILET SEATS TO GET A TRACE OF ECSTASY? 48 00:02:25,386 --> 00:02:28,246 HONEYS, I'M HOME! 49 00:02:30,184 --> 00:02:33,984 UH-OH. I'VE SEEN THAT DANCE BEFORE. 50 00:02:34,015 --> 00:02:39,155 SOMEBODY FOUND THEIR STASH OF OLD EASTER CANDY. 51 00:02:39,193 --> 00:02:42,163 JACK, I WANT YOU TO HELP ME WITH THE ANIMAL PEOPLE. 52 00:02:42,196 --> 00:02:44,986 OKAY. AND ALL YOU LOSERS, GET OUT. 53 00:02:45,026 --> 00:02:46,336 ALL RIGHT, WELL, TIME TO BE GOING, THEN. 54 00:02:46,373 --> 00:02:47,373 NO! 55 00:02:47,408 --> 00:02:49,198 SO HELP ME, 56 00:02:49,238 --> 00:02:51,858 IF FATONE WALKS OUT OF HERE WITH HIS DIGNITY INTACT, 57 00:02:51,895 --> 00:02:54,095 YOU WILL PAY! 58 00:02:54,139 --> 00:02:55,549 HEY! GET OUT! 59 00:02:55,589 --> 00:02:57,069 AAH! 60 00:02:57,107 --> 00:02:59,247 I'M HELPING. 61 00:02:59,282 --> 00:03:03,602 ♪ BOOP BE-DOP-BOP OH 62 00:03:03,631 --> 00:03:06,881 OH, ANOTHER PIG-LESS BLANKET, MS. RHEA?OH, THANK YOU. 63 00:03:06,910 --> 00:03:09,150 I'M STILL WORKING ON MY "CHICK-AIN'T-McNOT-ITS." 64 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:13,849 JUNE, YOU MUST GIVE US THE RECIPE. IT'S SO DELICIOUS. 65 00:03:13,883 --> 00:03:17,063 WELL, THE SECRET IS THAT INSTEAD OF MEAT, 66 00:03:17,093 --> 00:03:20,893 I USE CHUNKS OF RAINFOREST TREE BARK. 67 00:03:20,924 --> 00:03:24,244 YOU KNOW, JUNE, YOU WOULD MAKE A WONDERFUL SPOKESPERSON FOR OUR 68 00:03:24,273 --> 00:03:26,973 CRUCIAL ELDERLY-AND-OBAMA-HATING DEMOGRAPHIC. 69 00:03:26,999 --> 00:03:29,239 AWW.OH, BELIEVE ME, MS. RHEA, 70 00:03:29,278 --> 00:03:31,278 THERE IS NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT TO JUNE 71 00:03:31,314 --> 00:03:32,944 THAN THE WELFARE OF ANIMALS. 72 00:03:32,971 --> 00:03:35,151 SHE LOVES ANIMALS. 73 00:03:35,180 --> 00:03:36,530 'CAUSE, UNLIKE HUMANS, 74 00:03:36,561 --> 00:03:39,871 ANIMALS DON'T CARE WHAT SHE SMELLS LIKE ON A BUS. 75 00:03:39,909 --> 00:03:43,019 Triumph: OH, JUNE! JUNE! 76 00:03:43,050 --> 00:03:46,050 OH, JUNE! GOOD NEWS. 77 00:03:46,087 --> 00:03:49,437 LOOK. YOU CAN WEAR THIS PERFUME, JUNE. 78 00:03:49,470 --> 00:03:53,300 I SPRAYED IT DIRECTLY INTO BOTH EYES, AS YOU ORDERED, 79 00:03:53,336 --> 00:03:55,296 AND I HAVEN'T GONE BLIND YET. 80 00:03:55,338 --> 00:03:57,168 [ SIZZLING ][ GASPS ] 81 00:03:57,202 --> 00:03:59,932 Nadia: OH, MY GOODNESS. 82 00:03:59,963 --> 00:04:03,283 HIS EYES -- THEY'RE -- THEY'RE ACTUALLY SMOKING. 83 00:04:03,312 --> 00:04:06,522 OH, NO, NO, NO. NO PROBLEM. MY EYES ARE FINE. 84 00:04:06,556 --> 00:04:08,936 IT'S JUST A MILD ALLERGIC REACTION 85 00:04:08,972 --> 00:04:11,082 TO THE DOLPHIN WE HAD FOR LUNCH. 86 00:04:11,112 --> 00:04:12,492 [ GASPS ] 87 00:04:12,528 --> 00:04:14,428 YESTERDAY, I MEAN. 88 00:04:14,461 --> 00:04:18,741 I -- I HAVEN'T BEEN GIVEN FOOD TODAY. [ CHUCKLES ] 89 00:04:18,775 --> 00:04:20,875 THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT YOUR DOG? 90 00:04:20,915 --> 00:04:25,775 NO, NO. TRIUMPH JUST LIKES TO JOKE AROUND. 91 00:04:25,817 --> 00:04:29,057 YOU'D DO ANYTHING FOR ATTENTION, WOULDN'T YOU, BOY? 92 00:04:29,096 --> 00:04:30,266 AAH! 93 00:04:30,304 --> 00:04:33,104 I -- WHOA -- I'M SORRY. SORRY. 94 00:04:33,134 --> 00:04:35,974 [ CHUCKLES ] LEARNED REACTION, FOLKS. 95 00:04:35,999 --> 00:04:38,759 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 96 00:04:38,795 --> 00:04:41,345 WHY DON'T YOU GO UPSTAIRS, TRIUMPH? 97 00:04:41,384 --> 00:04:43,464 AS YOU WISH, MISTRESS JUNE. 98 00:04:43,490 --> 00:04:46,360 I'LL GO BACK TO THE COLD, DRAFTY ATTIC. 99 00:04:46,389 --> 00:04:49,219 LET ME JUST PUT ON THE NEW COAT YOU BOUGHT ME. 100 00:04:50,980 --> 00:04:53,360 Rhea: [ GASPS ] 101 00:04:53,396 --> 00:04:56,776 YOU BUY FUR... FOR A DOG? 102 00:04:56,813 --> 00:05:00,303 ALL RIGHT, I THINK I HAVE NOW JUST FINALLY SEEN ENOUGH. 103 00:05:00,334 --> 00:05:03,724 YOUR MEMBERSHIP IS REVOKED, AND YOUR SUBSCRIPTION 104 00:05:03,751 --> 00:05:06,271 TO ENDANGERED ANIMALS ON CELEBRITY JUGSMAGAZINE 105 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,096 IS CANCELED. 106 00:05:08,135 --> 00:05:09,785 GOODBYE! 107 00:05:09,826 --> 00:05:13,686 UH, TRIUMPH, WHAT THE HECK WERE YOU DOING? 108 00:05:13,727 --> 00:05:14,997 IT'S CALLED GETTING EVEN. 109 00:05:15,038 --> 00:05:18,318 LIKE IF YOU CUT OFF GOD'S CHIN. 110 00:05:21,907 --> 00:05:23,217 YOU FOLLOW? 111 00:05:23,253 --> 00:05:26,293 YOU PILLOW-HUMPING TURD-MUNCHER. 112 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,326 OKAY, EVERYBODY SETTLE DOWN. 113 00:05:28,362 --> 00:05:30,642 I'M SURE TRIUMPH FEELS TERRIBLE 114 00:05:30,675 --> 00:05:33,155 FOR INTENTIONALLY RUINING YOUR MEETING. 115 00:05:33,194 --> 00:05:34,644 WELL, SCREW THAT. 116 00:05:34,679 --> 00:05:37,789 FROM NOW ON, IF YOU'RE GOING TO LIVE HERE, 117 00:05:37,820 --> 00:05:40,370 YOU'RE GONNA STAY IN THE DOGHOUSE. 118 00:05:40,409 --> 00:05:41,999 THE DOGHOUSE?! 119 00:05:42,031 --> 00:05:43,831 [ BOING! ] 120 00:05:43,860 --> 00:05:46,210 AS YOU CAN SEE, I'M VERY SURPRISED BY THIS. 121 00:05:46,242 --> 00:05:48,282 AND CONCERNED. 122 00:05:48,313 --> 00:05:51,803 Triumph: ♪ YEE-DEE-DOO-DOO-DEE 123 00:05:51,834 --> 00:05:53,664 AW, CHEER UP, BUDDY. 124 00:05:53,698 --> 00:05:55,938 OH, LOOK. YOU GOT A LITTLE POKER TABLE. 125 00:05:55,976 --> 00:05:59,006 UH, AND WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT YOUR CHOKE COLLAR? 126 00:05:59,048 --> 00:06:01,398 WHO CARES? 127 00:06:01,430 --> 00:06:03,710 NO ONE'S EVER GOTTEN LAID IN A DOGHOUSE. 128 00:06:03,742 --> 00:06:06,022 WHY DO YOU THINK SCOOBY-DOO AND SHAGGY 129 00:06:06,055 --> 00:06:08,745 NEVER CONSUMMATED THEIR RELATIONSHIP? 130 00:06:08,782 --> 00:06:12,992 HEY, WHY DON'T YOU JUST BUY JUNE AN APOLOGY GIFT? 131 00:06:13,027 --> 00:06:15,817 WHAT?! MEAPOLOGIZE TO HER?! 132 00:06:15,858 --> 00:06:18,208 AND SACRIFICE MY DIGNITY?! 133 00:06:18,239 --> 00:06:21,279 WAIT. UH, WHERE'S MY GEORGE FOREMAN FUCK PILLOW? 134 00:06:21,311 --> 00:06:22,551 UH... 135 00:06:22,589 --> 00:06:25,799 UGH. HERE. 136 00:06:25,833 --> 00:06:30,183 BOY, HE SURE LIKES ENDORSING THINGS. 137 00:06:30,217 --> 00:06:34,257 WELL, PLEASE, TRIUMPH, JUST APOLOGIZE. 138 00:06:34,290 --> 00:06:37,260 WELL, YOU COULD EVEN FAKE IT, LIKE GWYNETH PALTROW 139 00:06:37,293 --> 00:06:40,643 EXPRESSING EMPATHY FOR ANOTHER HUMAN BEING. 140 00:06:40,676 --> 00:06:43,196 NO. THIS IS MY HOME NOW. 141 00:06:43,230 --> 00:06:45,680 IF YOU WANT TO WATCH MY SWEET, LITTLE PUNIM AT NIGHT, 142 00:06:45,715 --> 00:06:47,095 YOU'LL HAVE TO WATCH ONE OF THESE. 143 00:06:47,130 --> 00:06:49,240 [ WHISTLES ] 144 00:06:49,270 --> 00:06:51,620 [ SCOFFS ] WATCHING OUR OLD SHOW 145 00:06:51,652 --> 00:06:54,032 WON'T BE THE SAME AS BEING WITH YOU. 146 00:06:54,068 --> 00:06:58,138 THIS TAPE DOESN'T SMELL LIKE TOBACCO AND CAT SEMEN. 147 00:06:58,176 --> 00:07:00,246 HAVE YOU ACTUALLY SMELLED IT? 148 00:07:00,281 --> 00:07:01,731 [ SNIFFS ] 149 00:07:01,766 --> 00:07:03,766 WHAT DO YOU KNOW? IT DOES. 150 00:07:03,802 --> 00:07:09,712 ♪ YA BAD-A-BOOP BA BE BA 151 00:07:09,739 --> 00:07:11,979 [ SIGHS ] POOR GUY. 152 00:07:12,017 --> 00:07:15,467 THE HOUSE SEEMS SO LONELY WITHOUT HIM. 153 00:07:15,504 --> 00:07:17,614 [ WHIRS ] 154 00:07:20,992 --> 00:07:23,202 [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]Triumph: ♪ DEL-LEE-DOO 155 00:07:23,235 --> 00:07:25,855 I'M SCARED. 156 00:07:25,893 --> 00:07:27,593 [ RACCOONS HISSING ] 157 00:07:27,619 --> 00:07:29,859 [ WHIMPERS ] 158 00:07:29,897 --> 00:07:32,657 STUPID NATURE! HEY, NATURE, SCREW YOU! 159 00:07:33,729 --> 00:07:35,559 AAAH! 160 00:07:35,593 --> 00:07:37,533 [ PANTING, WHIMPERS ] 161 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:39,770 OH, GOD. OH, GOD. OKAY, TAKE IT. 162 00:07:39,804 --> 00:07:42,194 TAKE IT ALL. TAKE EVERYTHING. 163 00:07:42,220 --> 00:07:44,120 TAKE MY iPHONE. 164 00:07:44,153 --> 00:07:46,673 BASTARD. 165 00:07:48,778 --> 00:07:51,018 THE BRIGHTNESS IS SET TO MAXIMUM, 166 00:07:51,056 --> 00:07:53,846 YOU NOCTURNAL PIECE OF SHIT! 167 00:07:53,887 --> 00:07:55,717 ♪ BE-BA-BE-BA-BOO 168 00:07:55,751 --> 00:07:57,581 [ WHIRRING ][ SIGHS ] I SURE WISH THERE WAS A WAY 169 00:07:57,615 --> 00:08:00,165 I COULD SNEAK TRIUMPH IN HERE WITHOUT JUNE KNOWING. 170 00:08:00,203 --> 00:08:03,453 Narrator: AND NOW WE RETURN TO "TRIUMPH'S BOY." 171 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:06,563 HURRY, TRIUMPH! WE'VE GOT TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS WALL 172 00:08:06,589 --> 00:08:09,939 BEFORE THE EXPLOSION FACTORY BLOWS UP! 173 00:08:09,972 --> 00:08:13,082 [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]OH, BOY. I'M ALREADY ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT. 174 00:08:13,113 --> 00:08:15,673 I HOPE THEY WIN THE SHOW. 175 00:08:15,702 --> 00:08:18,502 TUNNEL, TRIUMPH! WE NEED A TUNNEL TO THE FACTORY! 176 00:08:18,532 --> 00:08:20,152 YEAH! TUNNEL! TUNNEL! 177 00:08:20,189 --> 00:08:22,429 [ TELEVISION TURNS OFF ] 178 00:08:22,467 --> 00:08:24,947 TUNNEL. OF COURSE! 179 00:08:24,987 --> 00:08:28,057 THAT'S WHY TRIUMPH VIOLENTLY THREW THIS TAPE AT MY HEAD. 180 00:08:28,093 --> 00:08:30,863 HE WANTS ME TO DIG A TUNNEL SO THAT HE CAN SNEAK 181 00:08:30,889 --> 00:08:33,549 INTO THE HOUSE AT NIGHT WITHOUT JUNE KNOWING. 182 00:08:33,582 --> 00:08:37,072 TRIUMPH NADLER, YOU'RE A GENIUS! 183 00:08:37,102 --> 00:08:38,862 [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING][ BARKING] 184 00:08:38,897 --> 00:08:41,657 WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME, TRIUMPH? 185 00:08:41,693 --> 00:08:42,973 [ BARKING] 186 00:08:43,005 --> 00:08:46,655 [ SIGHS ] LOOK AT WHAT A STAR I WAS. 187 00:08:46,698 --> 00:08:50,148 THAT'S WHEN I USED TO WORK OUT WITH STEVE GUTTENBERG. 188 00:08:50,184 --> 00:08:53,084 GOD, I MISS STEROIDS. 189 00:08:53,118 --> 00:08:55,428 WHAT?! THERE'S A FIRE AT MATCH-HEAD THEATER?! 190 00:08:55,465 --> 00:08:57,535 [ BARKING] 191 00:08:57,571 --> 00:09:00,711 JESUS. HOW MANY BURNING-BUILDING ONES DID WE DO? 192 00:09:00,747 --> 00:09:04,747 THE WHOLE TOWN MUST HAVE LOOKED LIKE DETROIT. 193 00:09:04,785 --> 00:09:06,365 WAIT A MINUTE. 194 00:09:06,407 --> 00:09:08,927 BURNING BUILDINGS? THAT'S IT. 195 00:09:08,962 --> 00:09:12,342 ALL I HAVE TO DO IS BURN THIS DOGHOUSE DOWN. 196 00:09:12,379 --> 00:09:14,549 TRIUMPH AND TRIUMPH'S BOY, 197 00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:19,348 YOU TWO WILL BE FOREVER FAMOUS IN OUR FAIR TOWN 198 00:09:19,386 --> 00:09:20,656 FOR THE GOOD DEED YOU'VE DONE. 199 00:09:20,698 --> 00:09:22,908 [ BARKING, APPLAUSE] FAMOUS? 200 00:09:22,941 --> 00:09:24,771 WAIT A MINUTE. 201 00:09:24,805 --> 00:09:27,045 "FAMOUS"? THAT'S IT. 202 00:09:27,083 --> 00:09:29,913 I GET JACK TO SAVE SOMEBODY FROM THE BURNING DOGHOUSE 203 00:09:29,948 --> 00:09:31,638 WHILE I FILM IT. 204 00:09:31,674 --> 00:09:34,714 THEN HE BECOMES A STAR AGAIN, AND WE'RE BACK ON TOP. 205 00:09:34,746 --> 00:09:35,746 AW, YES! 206 00:09:35,782 --> 00:09:37,892 TRIUMPH, I LOVE YOU. 207 00:09:37,922 --> 00:09:41,412 [ GIGGLES] 208 00:09:41,442 --> 00:09:42,622 WAIT A MINUTE. 209 00:09:42,651 --> 00:09:43,891 LICKING? 210 00:09:43,928 --> 00:09:45,518 THAT'S IT. 211 00:09:45,550 --> 00:09:46,970 THAT'S IT! 212 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,350 [ SLOBBERING ] 213 00:09:49,381 --> 00:09:50,561 [ MOANS ] 214 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:51,690 [ SLOBBERING CONTINUES ] 215 00:09:51,729 --> 00:09:54,869 THIS SHOW IS FULL OF GOOD IDEAS. 216 00:09:58,528 --> 00:10:01,458 ♪ BOOM-DEE-DOOM-DEE-DOOM 217 00:10:01,497 --> 00:10:03,877 WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? 218 00:10:03,913 --> 00:10:05,853 WHAT -- OH. FIRE. 219 00:10:05,881 --> 00:10:07,541 WAIT A MINUTE. 220 00:10:07,572 --> 00:10:12,542 [ Thinking ] WAIT A MINUTE... 221 00:10:12,577 --> 00:10:15,297 OH, BOY. GOT TO THINK. 222 00:10:15,338 --> 00:10:17,548 OKAY. 223 00:10:17,582 --> 00:10:19,582 WHAT ARE SOME THINGS IN THE HOME YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT 224 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:20,969 WHEN YOU'RE DOING FIRE SAFETY? RIGHT? 225 00:10:20,999 --> 00:10:23,899 YOU WANT -- YEAH?[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ] 226 00:10:23,933 --> 00:10:25,763 EXACTLY. YOU WANT TO WORRY ABOUT MATCHES. 227 00:10:25,797 --> 00:10:28,517 YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T HAVE LIGHTERS OR MATCHES AROUND. 228 00:10:28,558 --> 00:10:30,248 YOU DON'T LIGHT IT.EXACTLY. 229 00:10:30,284 --> 00:10:32,944 YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE THERE'S NO HAZARDS IN YOUR HOUSE... 230 00:10:32,977 --> 00:10:34,807 JUST A KID. EVERYTHING'S COOL. 231 00:10:34,841 --> 00:10:37,641 ...SMOKE DETECTORS IN THE HALLWAYS, RIGHT? 232 00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:38,781 QUESTION! 233 00:10:38,810 --> 00:10:40,740 OH? YOU HAVE A QUESTION? 234 00:10:40,778 --> 00:10:44,778 UH, WHAT IS THE ABSOLUTE MINIMUM AMOUNT OF TOASTERS 235 00:10:44,816 --> 00:10:49,576 ONE NEEDS TO PLUG IN BEFORE A FIRE BREAKS OUT? 236 00:10:49,614 --> 00:10:50,864 GEEZ, I-I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW -- 237 00:10:50,891 --> 00:10:52,861 I'VE GOT TO SAY, I THINK ANY MORE THAN TWO, 238 00:10:52,893 --> 00:10:54,693 BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO BLOW A FUSE. 239 00:10:54,723 --> 00:10:58,283 "MORE THAN TWO." YEAH. 240 00:10:58,312 --> 00:11:00,312 ANY OTHER QUESTIONS YOU GUYS HAVE? 241 00:11:00,349 --> 00:11:02,769 UM, WHEN THERE'S AN ARSON, 242 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:07,700 HOW OFTEN IS THE FAMILY PET A POTENTIAL SUSPECT? 243 00:11:07,736 --> 00:11:10,906 WHENEVER WE'VE HAD FIRES, WE NEVER, EVER SUSPECT THE FAMILY PET. 244 00:11:10,946 --> 00:11:13,636 NO, WE ALWAYS LOOK TO OTHER PEOPLE IN THE HOME. 245 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,503 WHICH RELIGION HAS THE MOST CANDLE-LIGHTING? 246 00:11:16,537 --> 00:11:18,537 UH, DO YOU HAPPEN TO BE HERE WITH THE SCHOOL TODAY? 247 00:11:18,574 --> 00:11:21,204 I JUST -- I'M A KID. LOOK. I'M A KID. 248 00:11:21,232 --> 00:11:24,582 I'M INTO POKEMON, RIGHT? POKEMON, LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. 249 00:11:24,614 --> 00:11:26,384 YAY! POKEMON! 250 00:11:26,409 --> 00:11:27,719 I LOVE POKEMON! 251 00:11:27,756 --> 00:11:29,306 THERE YOU GO. SEE? 252 00:11:29,343 --> 00:11:30,903 OKAY. UP TOP, BUDDY. 253 00:11:30,931 --> 00:11:33,311 POKEMON!YES! POKEMON! 254 00:11:33,347 --> 00:11:36,317 IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE QUESTIONS, MAKE SURE THEY'RE INTELLIGENT ONES. 255 00:11:36,350 --> 00:11:37,730 OH, THANK YOU. OKAY. 256 00:11:37,766 --> 00:11:40,556 HOW MUCH RESENTMENT DO YOU HAVE TOWARDS MOE HOWARD 257 00:11:40,596 --> 00:11:42,666 FOR CONSTANTLY POKING YOU IN THE EYES? 258 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,462 OKAY, NO MORE QUESTIONS FROM THE DOG. DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE A QUESTION? 259 00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:46,877 I DO! I DO! I DO!I DO! I DO! I DO! 260 00:11:46,913 --> 00:11:48,673 YEAH? 261 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,428 SERIOUSLY? NOT GONNA TAKE ANY MORE QUESTIONS FROM ME? 262 00:11:51,469 --> 00:11:53,779 NO MORE QUESTIONS FOR YOU. YOU TALK TOO MUCH. 263 00:11:53,816 --> 00:11:56,156 YEAH?ME! ME! [ BABBLES ] 264 00:11:56,198 --> 00:11:57,608 ANTHONY. 265 00:11:57,647 --> 00:12:01,547 "WHICH -- WHICH PAJAMA TOPS ARE THE MOST FLAMMABLE?" 266 00:12:01,582 --> 00:12:02,722 IS THAT REALLY YOUR QUESTION? 267 00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:05,826 THAT'S HIS QUESTION.ALL RIGHT. 268 00:12:05,863 --> 00:12:07,383 WELL, THE MOST FLAMMABLE 269 00:12:07,416 --> 00:12:09,586 WOULD BE ANYTHING THAT IS NOT COTTON. 270 00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:12,515 YOU KNOW, COTTON IS THE BEST TYPE OF PAJAMA TO WEAR. 271 00:12:12,559 --> 00:12:15,489 "NOT COTTON." 272 00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:17,627 DOES ANYBODY ELSE HAVE ANY OTHER QUESTIONS? 273 00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:18,807 ALL RIGHT. RIGHT HERE IN THE FRONT. 274 00:12:18,841 --> 00:12:22,121 OKAY. HERE YOU GO. 275 00:12:22,155 --> 00:12:24,705 "WOULD A 400-WATT HALOGEN BULB 276 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,824 "BE TOO DANGEROUS FOR MY GROW LAMP? 277 00:12:26,849 --> 00:12:29,509 IF NOT, WHAT WOULD BE?" 278 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:31,101 YOU HAVE A GROW LAMP? 279 00:12:31,129 --> 00:12:33,169 YEAH. 280 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:36,480 THAT WOULD BE VERY DANGEROUS TO HAVE IN YOUR HOME. 281 00:12:36,514 --> 00:12:38,274 I DON'T THINK YOU ANSWERED THE QUESTION. 282 00:12:38,309 --> 00:12:40,209 OKAY, HOW ABOUT ONE OF THE OLDER KIDS NOW? 283 00:12:40,242 --> 00:12:42,592 ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT YOU IN THE BACK? 284 00:12:42,623 --> 00:12:47,213 "IF YOU GET CALLED TO A FIRE, HOW MUCH WOULD IT COST 285 00:12:47,249 --> 00:12:50,049 FOR YOU TO DRIVE IN THE OTHER DIRECTION?" 286 00:12:50,079 --> 00:12:51,389 ALL RIGHT, GUYS. I REALLY DON'T THINK 287 00:12:51,425 --> 00:12:52,805 THESE HAVE BEEN APPROPRIATE QUESTIONS. 288 00:12:52,841 --> 00:12:54,671 I THINK WE SHOULD MOVE ON TO ANOTHER SET OF QUESTIONS. 289 00:12:54,704 --> 00:12:56,434 IS THERE ANY MORE QUESTIONS THAT DOESN'T SOUND 290 00:12:56,465 --> 00:12:57,775 LIKE THEY'RE WRITTEN BY A STUPID DOG? 291 00:12:57,811 --> 00:12:59,811 OH, SNAP! 292 00:12:59,848 --> 00:13:02,328 OKAY. HOW ABOUT THE GIRL IN THE BACK ROW? 293 00:13:04,231 --> 00:13:08,101 "DO YOU HAVE TO BE IRISH TO BE A FIREMAN, 294 00:13:08,132 --> 00:13:11,762 OR IS BEING CHUBBY AND PASTY ENOUGH?" 295 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,381 I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH QUESTIONS FOR TODAY. 296 00:13:14,414 --> 00:13:15,804 THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING. 297 00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:18,069 [ REED-FLUTE MUSIC PLAYS ] 298 00:13:18,107 --> 00:13:21,177 HEY, GUYS, YOU COOL WITH ME SITTING WITH YOU? 299 00:13:21,214 --> 00:13:22,354 SURE. YES? 300 00:13:22,387 --> 00:13:23,347 YEAH. 301 00:13:23,388 --> 00:13:24,388 SALUD. 302 00:13:24,424 --> 00:13:25,674 SALUD! SALUD! 303 00:13:25,701 --> 00:13:28,291 YES -- HIBACHI, THE ANCIENT JAPANESE ART 304 00:13:28,324 --> 00:13:31,124 OF IMPRESSING WHITE GRANDPARENTS. 305 00:13:31,155 --> 00:13:33,185 [ LAUGHS ]THAT CHICKEN LOOKS GOOD. 306 00:13:33,226 --> 00:13:35,436 MAKE MINE LIGHT ON THE E. COLI, PLEASE. 307 00:13:35,469 --> 00:13:37,019 [ LAUGHS ] 308 00:13:37,057 --> 00:13:39,677 IT'S SO GOOD TO TALK TO PEOPLE AGAIN. 309 00:13:39,715 --> 00:13:42,435 I'VE BEEN LIVING ALONE FOR THE LAST...DAY AND A HALF. 310 00:13:42,476 --> 00:13:45,236 [ LAUGHS ] THIS OLD BITCH THREW ME OUT. 311 00:13:45,272 --> 00:13:48,212 HEY, DO YOU KNOW ANYBODY WHO WOULD COMMIT ARSON FOR ME? 312 00:13:48,241 --> 00:13:50,171 YOU LOOK LIKE A SHADY GUY. 313 00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:52,728 WHAT DO YOU WORK IN? WHAT'S YOUR JOB? 314 00:13:52,762 --> 00:13:53,942 ME? YEAH. 315 00:13:53,971 --> 00:13:55,141 I DO CONSTRUCTION. 316 00:13:55,179 --> 00:13:58,039 [ LAUGHS ] OH! JACKPOT! 317 00:13:58,078 --> 00:14:01,558 SURELY YOU MUST KNOW SOMEONE WHO WOULD COMMIT ARSON FOR ME. 318 00:14:01,599 --> 00:14:04,079 [ SIZZLING ] WHOA! 319 00:14:04,119 --> 00:14:05,359 RIGHT THERE. 320 00:14:08,226 --> 00:14:10,986 YOU'RE A GENIUS. 321 00:14:11,022 --> 00:14:13,202 NO ONE'S EVER SAID THAT TO YOU, HAVE THEY? 322 00:14:13,231 --> 00:14:14,231 NO. 323 00:14:18,443 --> 00:14:22,243 Triumph: ♪ YA BA-DA-BOO BA-BE-BA 324 00:14:22,275 --> 00:14:25,275 OH HO HO, YES! IT'S POKER TIME. 325 00:14:25,312 --> 00:14:26,902 COOL! [ CHUCKLES ] 326 00:14:26,935 --> 00:14:28,315 HEY, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE CANDLES? 327 00:14:28,350 --> 00:14:30,970 OH, UH, YEAH. 328 00:14:31,008 --> 00:14:34,218 FOR THE REALLY RELIGIOUS JEWS, IT'S STILL HANUKKAH. 329 00:14:34,252 --> 00:14:36,292 YEAH, IT'S THE 74th DAY. 330 00:14:36,323 --> 00:14:38,363 HUH. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE RELIGIOUS. 331 00:14:38,394 --> 00:14:40,094 SO THAT'S PRETTY COOL. YEAH. 332 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:42,540 WHERE'S EVERYBODY ELSE?OH, THEY'RE RUNNING LATE. 333 00:14:42,571 --> 00:14:44,021 YOU KNOW HOW BUSY 334 00:14:44,055 --> 00:14:46,435 VINCENT PASTORE AND TAY ZONDAY ARE. 335 00:14:46,471 --> 00:14:48,091 I HEAR THAT. 336 00:14:48,128 --> 00:14:50,028 ♪ BE-BA-BE-BA-BOO 337 00:14:50,061 --> 00:14:51,791 OH. OH! 338 00:14:51,821 --> 00:14:54,311 OH, DARN IT, JUNE. THAT CLOSET DOOR IS STUCK. 339 00:14:54,341 --> 00:14:55,931 OKAY. 340 00:14:55,964 --> 00:14:59,044 BUT THERE'S A BIG ANTI-FUR PROTEST, 341 00:14:59,070 --> 00:15:03,180 AND I NEED TO WEAR A COAT THAT WASN'T MADE FROM ANIMALS. 342 00:15:03,212 --> 00:15:08,802 OH. THIS NYLON THING, WHICH WAS SEWN BY CHINESE PRISONERS, 343 00:15:08,838 --> 00:15:10,078 SHOULD DO. 344 00:15:13,464 --> 00:15:15,474 SHE'S GONE? 345 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:19,060 YES. BUT THIS IS SORDID BUSINESS, MR. PASTORE. 346 00:15:19,090 --> 00:15:21,960 I HATE LYING TO JUNE.HEY, REMEMBER! 347 00:15:21,990 --> 00:15:23,230 WE'RE DOING IT FOR THE FUCKING DOG! 348 00:15:23,267 --> 00:15:26,267 I LOVE THAT FUCKING DOG.THANK YOU. 349 00:15:26,304 --> 00:15:28,764 UH, NOW I BELIEVE THERE WAS A MATTER OF COMPENSATION. 350 00:15:28,789 --> 00:15:30,859 YEAH. COME ON. PAY UP. 351 00:15:32,448 --> 00:15:34,998 MMM. 352 00:15:35,037 --> 00:15:37,487 [ SMACKS LIPS ] AND? 353 00:15:41,423 --> 00:15:43,053 HERE. 354 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,250 COME ON. LET'S GET TO WORK. 355 00:15:45,289 --> 00:15:47,909 STEP BACK. 356 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,117 ♪ DOO-DOO DOO-BE-DOO-BE-DOO 357 00:15:50,156 --> 00:15:52,986 Triumph: FIVE-CARD DRAW. HERE THEY COME. 358 00:15:53,021 --> 00:15:56,131 YES. TONIGHT'S MY NIGHT. 359 00:15:56,162 --> 00:16:01,272 I PLAN TO BET BIG REGARDLESS OF THE STRENGTH OF MY HAND. 360 00:16:01,305 --> 00:16:02,785 AWESOME. 361 00:16:02,823 --> 00:16:04,383 AND WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT'S COMING, JOEY. 362 00:16:04,411 --> 00:16:06,001 I HIRED A CHEF. 363 00:16:06,034 --> 00:16:09,314 IN FACT, I'M GOING TO GO CHECK ON HIM RIGHT NOW. 364 00:16:09,347 --> 00:16:10,797 OKAY. 365 00:16:14,042 --> 00:16:16,182 LOU PEARLMAN'S GHOST! 366 00:16:16,216 --> 00:16:18,116 FOUR ACES. 367 00:16:18,149 --> 00:16:20,669 SETTLE DOWN, JOEY. SETTLE DOWN. DON'T GET TOO EXCITED. 368 00:16:20,703 --> 00:16:22,773 YOU DON'T WANT TO SCARE TRIUMPH OFF. 369 00:16:22,809 --> 00:16:24,329 YOU KNOW WHAT? 370 00:16:24,362 --> 00:16:27,712 JUST BETTER PRACTICE MY POKER FACE UNTIL HE GETS BACK. 371 00:16:33,199 --> 00:16:34,199 NO. 372 00:16:34,234 --> 00:16:37,654 WOW. SO TRAGIC. 373 00:16:37,686 --> 00:16:41,096 Triumph: ♪ DOO DOO-LEE-OP-BOP OH 374 00:16:43,071 --> 00:16:46,041 [ GRUNTS ] NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE. 375 00:16:46,074 --> 00:16:48,844 HANG IN THERE, TRIUMPH! WE'RE COMING! 376 00:16:48,869 --> 00:16:52,629 HEY, KID. WHO'S IN CHARGE OF THIS OPERATION, ANYWAY? 377 00:16:52,666 --> 00:16:54,936 WHY AIN'T I UP FRONT? 378 00:16:54,979 --> 00:16:59,189 WELL, BECAUSE YOU KEEP STOPPING FOR SALAMI AND SAMBUCA BREAKS. 379 00:16:59,225 --> 00:17:02,985 WELL, I'M A SAG ACTOR. I'M ENTITLED TO MY BREAKS. 380 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,062 WELL, PLUS, I NEED YOU TO HOLD ONTO 381 00:17:05,093 --> 00:17:07,963 ALL THESE COOL THINGS WE FOUND THAT TRIUMPH BURIED. 382 00:17:07,992 --> 00:17:10,892 I DON'T WANT NO FUCKING FRISBEE. 383 00:17:10,926 --> 00:17:14,926 AND THIS DEAD THING? 384 00:17:14,964 --> 00:17:17,934 YOU KNOW, I REMEMBER TRIUMPH TELLING ME ABOUT THAT. 385 00:17:17,967 --> 00:17:19,727 I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST BRAGGING. 386 00:17:19,762 --> 00:17:23,282 YOU KNOW WHAT? WE SHOULD SWITCH. I WANT TO TAKE THE LEAD. 387 00:17:23,318 --> 00:17:26,698 OH, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, MR. PASTORE, 388 00:17:26,735 --> 00:17:29,805 WITH YOUR EATING HABITS, YOU'LL NEVER BE A LEADING MAN. 389 00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:30,951 COME ON. LET'S SWITCH. 390 00:17:30,980 --> 00:17:32,570 NO! SIR, PLEASE! 391 00:17:32,603 --> 00:17:33,983 STOP IT! WHOA! WHOA! 392 00:17:34,018 --> 00:17:36,538 AAAH! WHO THE HELL'S THAT?! 393 00:17:36,572 --> 00:17:39,092 WHAT? THE DELL DUDE?! 394 00:17:39,127 --> 00:17:41,297 HEY. 395 00:17:43,786 --> 00:17:48,026 I'M -- I'M SO GLAD SOMEONE FINALLY FOUND ME. 396 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,067 TRIUMPH BURIED ME DOWN HERE YEARS AGO. 397 00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:53,493 HE SAID IT WAS FOR THE BEST.YEAH. I COULD SEE THAT. 398 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:56,590 HEY, COULD YOU GET A MESSAGE TO MY FAMILY THAT I'M ALIVE? 399 00:17:56,627 --> 00:17:58,247 OH, WELL, WE'D LOVE TO HELP, 400 00:17:58,284 --> 00:18:00,984 BUT RIGHT NOW WE HAVE A FRIEND TO SURPRISE. 401 00:18:01,010 --> 00:18:02,910 I GET THAT. 402 00:18:02,943 --> 00:18:04,153 HERE. THIS WILL KEEP YOU BUSY. THERE. 403 00:18:04,186 --> 00:18:06,016 YAY! HERE, GET OUT OF MY WAY. COME ON. 404 00:18:06,050 --> 00:18:08,600 I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO GET OUT OF THIS TUNNEL. 405 00:18:10,641 --> 00:18:14,651 AH, ARIGATO. ARIGATO, ARIGATO. 406 00:18:14,679 --> 00:18:16,959 OKAY, THERE. GO. 407 00:18:16,992 --> 00:18:18,582 PERFECT. 408 00:18:18,614 --> 00:18:21,134 JACK SHOULD BE GETTING HOME ANY TIME NOW 409 00:18:21,169 --> 00:18:23,069 TO SAVE FATONE. 410 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,792 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] 411 00:18:24,827 --> 00:18:25,827 [ COUGHING ] 412 00:18:25,863 --> 00:18:27,183 HELLO. HELLO! 413 00:18:27,209 --> 00:18:28,449 HIBACHI TIME! 414 00:18:28,486 --> 00:18:30,656 [ Laughing ] OH, YES! 415 00:18:30,695 --> 00:18:32,625 OH, YES![ KNIVES CLINKING ] 416 00:18:32,663 --> 00:18:33,733 HO HO! 417 00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:35,557 AM I DREAMING OR WHAT? 418 00:18:35,597 --> 00:18:39,737 [ CRACKLING CONTINUES ] 419 00:18:39,773 --> 00:18:40,953 [ SIZZLING ] 420 00:18:40,981 --> 00:18:43,021 WHOA! HOO HOO HOO! 421 00:18:43,052 --> 00:18:46,132 I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK, LADIES. 422 00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:48,129 I WANTED YOU TO SEE FIRSTHAND 423 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:50,541 THAT I'M NOT AN ANIMAL ABUSER. 424 00:18:50,577 --> 00:18:53,677 WELL, WE BELIEVE YOU. SO, WHERE'S TRIUMPH? 425 00:18:53,718 --> 00:18:55,548 OH, HE'S IN THE BACKYARD. [ CHUCKLES ] 426 00:18:55,582 --> 00:18:59,212 I BOUGHT HIM A COZY, NEW DOGHOUSE. 427 00:18:59,241 --> 00:19:02,691 LOOK! 428 00:19:02,727 --> 00:19:05,517 [ FIRE CRACKLING ] 429 00:19:05,558 --> 00:19:06,898 HOLY CRAP! 430 00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:11,528 IT WASN'T ON FIRE WHEN I BOUGHT IT, I SWEAR! 431 00:19:11,564 --> 00:19:13,814 Triumph: WHERE THE HELL IS JACK? 432 00:19:13,842 --> 00:19:15,952 THIS PLACE WENT UP AT 4:04, 433 00:19:15,982 --> 00:19:21,372 AND HE ALWAYS GETS OFF THE BUS AT...4:05. 434 00:19:21,401 --> 00:19:23,471 Joey: AAH! 435 00:19:23,507 --> 00:19:27,367 WOW. HE REALLY WANTS TO WIN THAT HAND. 436 00:19:27,407 --> 00:19:28,817 [ SIGHS ] I SHOULD HELP HIM. 437 00:19:28,857 --> 00:19:31,827 BUT WHAT IF JACK COMES TWO MINUTES LATER 438 00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:34,590 TO SAVE THAT HAIRY MEATBALL ON VIDEO? 439 00:19:34,621 --> 00:19:36,761 I'D FUCKING KILL MYSELF. 440 00:19:36,796 --> 00:19:37,936 WHERE'S TRIUMPH? 441 00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:39,559 DON'T WORRY. 442 00:19:39,592 --> 00:19:42,732 HE'S BEEN WELL-TRAINED IN THE EVENT OF A FIRE. 443 00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:45,077 TRIUMPH, COME HERE, BOY. 444 00:19:48,394 --> 00:19:51,954 THAT GOES AGAINST EVERY ANIMAL INSTINCT. 445 00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:55,093 HE'D RATHER RUN INTO A RAGING FIRE THAN TOWARDS YOU. 446 00:19:55,124 --> 00:19:59,724 I HAVE DEFINITELY SEEN ENOUGH -- AGAIN. 447 00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:00,890 [ COUGHS ] 448 00:20:00,923 --> 00:20:03,623 JOEY! YOU'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE! 449 00:20:03,650 --> 00:20:05,070 NO WAY, TRIUMPH. 450 00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:07,070 THE HAND'S NOT OVER YET. [ COUGHS ] 451 00:20:07,102 --> 00:20:09,312 I'M ALL-IN. 452 00:20:09,346 --> 00:20:11,066 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] 453 00:20:11,106 --> 00:20:12,756 [ GRUNTS ] 454 00:20:12,797 --> 00:20:14,007 AAH! 455 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,520 [ COUGHS ]WHOA! 456 00:20:15,559 --> 00:20:17,659 THE SINGING GUY'S ON FIRE. 457 00:20:17,699 --> 00:20:20,769 OH! [ SPITS, GAGS ] I'M ALL OUT OF SALIVA. 458 00:20:20,805 --> 00:20:23,455 HEY! MY SAMBUCA CANTEEN! 459 00:20:23,498 --> 00:20:27,608 [ ALL SCREAMING ] 460 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:29,610 [ GRUNTING ] 461 00:20:29,642 --> 00:20:32,272 IF YOU'LL JUST LET ME EXPLAIN -- 462 00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:33,780 Fatone: AAAAH! 463 00:20:33,818 --> 00:20:36,298 OH, MY GOODNESS. WHAT WAS THAT BEASTLY HOWL? 464 00:20:36,338 --> 00:20:38,548 [ WHIMPERING ] 465 00:20:38,582 --> 00:20:41,722 AAAAAH! 466 00:20:44,001 --> 00:20:45,971 OH, MY GOD. 467 00:20:46,003 --> 00:20:48,873 YOU KEPT A BEAR IN THE DOGHOUSE, TOO? 468 00:20:48,902 --> 00:20:50,632 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 469 00:20:50,663 --> 00:20:53,913 THAT'S JOEY FATONE.HOW DARE YOU! 470 00:20:53,942 --> 00:20:56,672 ALL RIGHT, HE'S LET HIMSELF GO SINCE HE'S BEEN OUT OF THE WILD. 471 00:20:56,703 --> 00:20:58,813 BUT TO CALL HIM "JOEY FATONE"? 472 00:20:58,843 --> 00:21:01,503 HASN'T HE BEEN HUMILIATED ENOUGH? 473 00:21:01,536 --> 00:21:04,876 Triumph: ♪ BA-BA-BA-LA-BA BE-BA-BE-BA-BOO ♪ 474 00:21:04,918 --> 00:21:09,538 WELL, I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING TO THOSE WOMEN 475 00:21:09,578 --> 00:21:11,438 THAT THE FIRE WAS JUST PART 476 00:21:11,477 --> 00:21:16,377 OF THE BESTIALITY/S&M PORN MOVIE THAT YOU TWO WERE MAKING. 477 00:21:16,413 --> 00:21:18,693 [ COUGHS ] 478 00:21:18,725 --> 00:21:22,345 THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT THE DELL DUDE'S BACK. 479 00:21:22,384 --> 00:21:24,424 THANKS, TRIUMPH. 480 00:21:24,455 --> 00:21:27,695 I'M SORRY. I MEANT THE LEASTIMPORTANT THING. 481 00:21:27,734 --> 00:21:30,434 THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT WE'RE ALL OKAY 482 00:21:30,461 --> 00:21:33,331 AND THAT THE DOGHOUSE IS BURNED TO THE GROUND. 483 00:21:33,361 --> 00:21:36,191 I JUST WONDER HOW MR. FATONE IS DOING. 484 00:21:36,225 --> 00:21:37,295 HMM. 485 00:21:45,269 --> 00:21:48,719 Caroline: DON'T YOU WORRY, MR. BEAR. YOUR DAYS OF ABUSE ARE OVER. 486 00:21:48,755 --> 00:21:52,165 WE'RE GONNA GET YOU BACK TO A HEALTHY BEAR WEIGHT SOON. 487 00:21:52,207 --> 00:21:54,547 AND YOU WON'T BE SO AGGRESSIVE ONCE WE HAVE YOU NEUTERED. 488 00:21:54,589 --> 00:21:57,939 MNH, NO. I'M JOEY FATONE. 489 00:21:57,971 --> 00:21:59,591 I'M JOEY FATONE. 490 00:21:59,628 --> 00:22:01,628 AWW, POOR THING. 491 00:22:01,665 --> 00:22:04,665 HE WAS TAUGHT TO SAY "I'M JOEY FATONE." 492 00:22:13,193 --> 00:22:16,823 HOW INCREDIBLY TRAGIC. 493 00:22:16,852 --> 00:22:18,792 Triumph: ♪ BUM-BA-DEE-DUM 35019

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