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Dr. Devizo's terror bomb
was stopped by
The League of Freedom.
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You can see
the destruction behind me.
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REPORTER: With Dr. Devizo
still at large...
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(EXPLOSION)
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(GUNSHOTS FIRING)
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That's better.
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Time to start the show.
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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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The League of Freedom?
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How did you uncover
the lair of Dr. Devizo?
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It was simple.
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It was simple.
We followed
the smell of crazy.
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We followed
the smell of crazy.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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Rex?
Sure. You've earned it.
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(GRUNTS)
(GROANS)
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I thought Devizo was
supposed to be some
sort of evil mastermind.
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Then I hope getting
his ass kicked was
all part of his plan.
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(CRYING)
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(LAUGHINg MANIACALLY)
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(BEEPING)
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DR. DEVIZO:
You're early.
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They learned my secret.
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And?
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I go now into the last
great mystery, death.
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I'm sure any second now.
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You know what?
You guys keep talking.
I'll keep you posted.
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You were right.
(CHUCKLES)
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Thwarting your escape
was enough to get
me one of these.
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You're a proud member
of the League.
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You're a proud member
of the League.
And membership
has its privileges.
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And membership
has its privileges.
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We've got a big day
ahead of us.
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And remember,
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try to have fun.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(BOTH GROAN)
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You want some Cooch?
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(GASPS) Argh!
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Don't get mad, get Brad!
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(CRASHING)
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(BEEPING)
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(EAGLE SCREAMING)
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LEX: Cooch?
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Cooch?
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Snooze!
Damn it!
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Come on, get up.
Today's the big day.
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Remember when
I took down Dr. Devizo
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and everyone started
liking me more than you?
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Yeah. Sucks, dude.
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Well, what you and the rest
of the League didn't see
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Well, what you and the rest
of the League didn't see
was that he also passed
me the combination
to a storage locker.
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was that he also passed
me the combination
to a storage locker.
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And it was full of presents.
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LEX: Thing's so cool.
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Recognize this?
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It's the EVO RAY
that evolved you
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from a cat into a...
Whatever you are.
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But if I adjust the setting...
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You could evolve me
into a supercat?
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What?
Yeah, a supercat.
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Hey, I'm a robber man!
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Oh, this looks like
a job for Supercat!
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(GRUNTS)
Taco Blast!
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(SCREAMS)
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Damn, dude! How did you
turn that dude into tacos?
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Shit, dude. I don't know.
How'd I do this?
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(SCREAMS)
LEX: Cooch!
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Cooch! Cooch!
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You really have
no attention span, do you?
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(SCREAMS)
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(MEOWS)
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Cooch?
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(YOWLS)
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(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)
Okay.
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Ugh. Hey, Lex.
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Is Cooch okay?
Why are you so happy?
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Oh, because of this.
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Oh, because of this.
It's a new drug.
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It's a new drug.
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Some might call it
a super drug.
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Really?
Yeah, but you
wouldn't like it.
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You know, the high
is way too strong.
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You know, the high
is way too strong.
Oh, well, maybe
I'll try one little...
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Oh, well, maybe
I'll try one little...
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Oh! Ah, there's
the sweet...
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Oh! Ah, there's
the sweet...
Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh, hello, Lex.
You're looking
quite evil and scary.
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Oh, hello, Lex.
You're looking
quite evil and scary.
(GRUNTS) Ahhh!
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(GRUNTS) Ahhh!
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Is this a fucking time tunnel?
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Is this a fucking time tunnel?
(SCREAMS)
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(SCREAMS)
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Ugh.
Hey, babe!
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What's goin' on? Huh?
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Not again!
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Dance party? Cool!
I'll grab my Jock Jams.
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O.M. God!
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I just betrayed
your entire team!
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Do you have to
ruin everything?
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What? Wha, wha... Uh...
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I see what's going on here.
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I see what's going on here.
I just told you
what's going on here.
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I just told you
what's going on here.
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Don't act like
you figured it out!
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But Lex, why?
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I never loved you.
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I hated every moment
I was with you.
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We're through!
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You... You're
breaking up with me?
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Oh, no!
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(SOBBING)
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Sounds like Lex
broke up with Saturn.
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Well, shaping up to be
a nice, little Tuesday.
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GROANER: Warden coming.
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I can't even get a phone call.
I have cats!
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You guys need
some new material.
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Oh, fuck! The fish!
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I've got
a saltwater tank, Rex.
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Let me call
my sister, please!
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And to what do I owe
this honor, Rex?
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Lex wanted me
to check on you.
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She thought she might have
ruptured your colon
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when she beat your ass
like a drum.
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That Lex,
such a considerate girl.
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Hologram! Another
goddamn 'gram job!
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(GASPS)
(COUGHS)
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What do you think
of my new threads, Rex?
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What the hell did you do
to my robot?
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I broke him down
for spare parts
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I broke him down
for spare parts
and made a badass
exosuit out of them.
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and made a badass
exosuit out of them.
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I thought it was obvious.
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I had just wrapped
my mind around the fact
that he was alive.
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That was big for me!
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That was big for me!
Well, let me just turn
this thing off first.
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Well, let me just turn
this thing off first.
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Jewbot's holographic projector
really drains the batteries.
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(STAMMERS) All of them?
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I'm giving you all
to the count of three
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I'm giving you all
to the count of three
before I introduce your balls
to Mr. Foot here.
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before I introduce your balls
to Mr. Foot here.
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By my count,
there are 12 sets
of balls here.
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You have no chance
to kick them all.
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(GROANS)
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That's for being
so goddamn smart.
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He's aiming
for the balls, guys!
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Take him apart!
(SCREAMS)
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(BOTH GRUNT)
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Ow! Hey!
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I like the way
you get whipped!
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(GRUNTS)
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This is how it ends, Rex.
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You're over the hill,
and I have a world
to re-engineer.
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Of course, I'll need
to wash the planet
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in a nuclear winter first,
but you understand.
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You'll have to get
through the League first.
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The League was defeated
15 minutes ago.
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Feel free to check my work.
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(SCREAMS)
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No.
(BLACK SATURN CRYING)
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Lex? Lex? Lex?
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(LAUGHING)
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I'm sorry.
I couldn't resist.
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This is your surprise, Rex.
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Your reward for being
such a great dad.
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Lex needed
a father, Rex.
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You understand.
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But Lex, you're my daughter.
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You're half right, Rex.
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I am your daughter...
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But I'm also your son.
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Okay... How?
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Well, it's actually
quite common for insects.
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No, but that
doesn't make sense, Lex.
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It's not like Rex
has been blowing
his DNA into a bug.
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Oh, wait.
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Frau Mantis.
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Who you used
whenever you felt like it,
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until that fateful day...
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(BEEPING)
In 10 heartbeats,
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your precious city
will be a crater.
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I can't let
that happen, Mantis.
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It's me or the pathetic humans
you've sworn to protect.
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I'm sorry!
(SCREAMS)
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LEX: You threw her away
like a crusty sock,
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an unwanted jack rag
drying to the wall.
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an unwanted jack rag
drying to the wall.
Hey, take it easy.
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Hey, take it easy.
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Don't you tell me how to talk!
You haven't earned that!
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No, that was
a little too vivid,
if I'm being honest.
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Shut up!
This is my story.
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I was pretty much done.
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Hey, guys, coming in
at the end here,
where's Lex?
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I am Lex.
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Uh... (GROANS)
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Huh? Uh. (GROANS)
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Now, with the encryption codes
Lex stole from Ivan Whiff,
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I will be using
the Super Mansion's computer
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to take control
of America's nuclear arsenal.
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My dream of re-engineering
society in my image
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will finally come true!
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This Tuesday
really went to shit.
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Uh... What? Oh.
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So, what's
the plan, Rex?
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Well, we can start
by burning my dick off.
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Just when I think it can't
cause me anymore trouble...
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Ta-da!
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If I did Lex,
and Lex is a dude,
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that means that I...
Ergo, uh... Ooh.
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We've got to break out of here
and unplug our computer
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before Devizo can
launch those missiles.
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The mansion's mainframe
is protected by
three feet of solid steel.
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Even my subtopian magnoblast
can't penetrate that.
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But we've got to do
something, we're heroes.
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Are we?
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I banged a bug
and spawned a monster,
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and now millions are
gonna die because of it.
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And Jewbot, all I have
to remember him
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is the finger he lost
up my butt.
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What?
Nothing!
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Aw, so glum, Rex.
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I thought when you got
to your age,
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you stopped
menstruating!
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And I can make jokes
like that because, you know?
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Yep, I boned a dude!
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Come on, lover boy.
I've got a score
to settle with you.
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Where are you taking him?
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He used my body
for pleasure.
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Time to return the favor.
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(VILLAINS CHEERING)
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Gentlemen,
this mansion is ours!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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The League of Freedom rots
in their own prison!
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(CHEERING)
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We will bathe this world
in a nuclear winter!
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(CHEERING)
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Sexual reproduction will be
a thing of the past!
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Wait. What was
that last one?
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In seconds,
World War III will begin.
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(BEEPING)
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Okay, more like
a couple of hours.
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Groaner, how could you,
after all we've been through?
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All we've been through?
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Dude, you cut off my finger!
You can eat a dick!
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I'll destroy your body,
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just like my sexual
bait and switch
destroyed your mind.
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Actually, I've given
this a lot of thought,
and I'm cool with it.
250
00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:36,088
What?
I got to bang a sexy redhead
for a couple of months,
251
00:10:36,178 --> 00:10:40,058
and you got railed
by one of the 21st century's
preeminent sex athletes.
252
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,810
I remember between
two to four pumps
253
00:10:41,892 --> 00:10:43,852
and some very
lackluster apologies.
254
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:46,937
Sounds like we got
a real he said,
she-he said situation here.
255
00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:48,612
Why are you not freaking out?
256
00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:50,361
It's a post-Brokeback
world, man.
257
00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:52,032
I did a dude.
What's the big deal?
258
00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:54,645
Sometimes I'd transform myself
in the middle of the night,
259
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:54,824
Sometimes I'd transform myself
in the middle of the night,
and I'd just dip
my junk in your mouth.
I'd just dip.
260
00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:57,372
and I'd just dip
my junk in your mouth.
I'd just dip.
261
00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:58,779
I was in a frat. Next?
262
00:10:58,868 --> 00:10:59,828
Son of a bitch!
263
00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:03,330
Groaner, cook him like a pig!
I can't look at him anymore.
264
00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:06,123
It would be my plea...
Dude, do you have a boner?
265
00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:08,538
I like the freaky stuff.
What do you want me to say?
266
00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:09,881
(GRUNTS)
267
00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:12,552
(GROANS)
Give it up, Brad.
268
00:11:12,631 --> 00:11:15,681
Those bars were designed
to hold the strongest
villains on Earth.
269
00:11:16,093 --> 00:11:17,553
What happened to you?
270
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:20,220
My legacy is going to be
the homicidal maniac
271
00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:22,595
my libido unleashed
on the world.
272
00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:24,734
How could you
even look at me?
273
00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:27,522
How could I...
Oh! (GIGGLES)
274
00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:31,404
What's going on?
Jewbot's finger,
I can feel it!
275
00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:32,693
That means...
276
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,283
Jewbot, you're alive!
277
00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:37,909
Yes, I have survived
my decapitation.
278
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:41,325
What sort of creature
survives a decapitation?
279
00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:44,249
Oh, there's that
mildly amusing introspection
280
00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:45,709
we know and love!
281
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:45,825
we know and love!
Jewbot, get us out of here!
282
00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:47,711
Jewbot, get us out of here!
283
00:11:47,792 --> 00:11:49,752
With what?
All we have is my forehead
284
00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:49,921
With what?
All we have is my forehead
and the finger lodged
up your rectum.
285
00:11:49,919 --> 00:11:51,709
and the finger lodged
up your rectum.
286
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:51,801
and the finger lodged
up your rectum.
The finger.
287
00:11:51,796 --> 00:11:52,706
The finger.
288
00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:54,843
It's, uh...
It's up there pretty good.
289
00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:57,473
Cool. Well, if we're
done here, I...
No, no! Fine!
290
00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:59,471
Just yank it, Jewbot. Do it!
291
00:12:00,971 --> 00:12:02,851
(SCREAMS)
292
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:09,521
It's so shiny.
293
00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:10,814
Fiber, baby.
294
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:11,977
(MEOWS)
295
00:12:15,861 --> 00:12:17,651
(BEEPING)
296
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:18,994
He did it!
297
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:22,736
Good God!
What year is it?
298
00:12:22,827 --> 00:12:24,787
Have we taken back
the Oval Office
from the Kenyan?
299
00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:26,500
It's only been a few hours.
300
00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:28,671
I can't hear anything.
I've got the time sickness.
301
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,788
Good God, you look like hell!
It must be 2075 at least.
302
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,205
You guys up for this?
303
00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:36,668
We may be battered, but
we're still your team, Rex.
304
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,756
As a severed head,
I am less inspired,
but, sure, whatever.
305
00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:41,343
Well, I can't hear a word
any of you are saying,
306
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:44,008
but everyone's nodding,
so I will follow suit.
307
00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:45,983
(COUGHING)
308
00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:48,851
Let's do what
we do, people.
309
00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:52,476
Where the army
seems powerless
310
00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:54,774
to reclaim The League
of Freedom's headquarters,
311
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:54,944
to reclaim The League
of Freedom's headquarters,
God only knows
what's going on inside.
312
00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:57,782
God only knows
what's going on inside.
313
00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:00,533
(SCREAMING)
314
00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:03,784
We both knew
our dance of death
had to end like this.
315
00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:06,907
We sure had
some good times,
though, didn't we?
316
00:13:06,996 --> 00:13:09,536
Actually, you know what
I do think about a lot?
317
00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:11,924
That time I teamed up
with that bellbottom dude.
318
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,293
What was his name?
BOTH: Flower Power!
319
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:17,417
(CHUCKLES)
I told him we were
going to "blow a safe,"
320
00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:19,377
but he didn't see
the industrial fan.
321
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,796
And by the time
I showed up, he was...
322
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:20,970
And by the time
I showed up, he was...
BOTH: Chopped
into little pieces!
323
00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:22,508
BOTH: Chopped
into little pieces!
324
00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:23,804
(LAUGHING)
325
00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:25,219
Anyway...
326
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,715
(SCREAMS)
327
00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:30,103
Ah, decryption complete!
328
00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:32,228
Now to input the launch codes.
329
00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:34,231
COMPUTER:
Initiating launch sequence.
330
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,861
Estimated time, 27 minutes.
331
00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:37,028
Estimated time, 27 minutes.
This is fucking ridiculous!
332
00:13:37,026 --> 00:13:38,396
This is fucking ridiculous!
333
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,895
What if the Chinese were
actually attacking right now?
334
00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:40,994
What if the Chinese were
actually attacking right now?
What is Devizo doing in there?
(COOCH MEOWS)
335
00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,868
What is Devizo doing in there?
(COOCH MEOWS)
336
00:13:42,948 --> 00:13:43,818
Holy shit!
337
00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:45,827
Aah! Get this bitch off of me!
338
00:13:45,910 --> 00:13:48,580
This is it, team!
Split up and take them down!
339
00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:49,912
Jewbot, you're with me.
340
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,956
Yes. I will provide valuable
tactical information...
341
00:13:53,042 --> 00:13:54,332
Ahhh!
Or that.
342
00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:56,456
Get this bitch off of me!
343
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:57,844
(BARKS)
(MEOWS)
344
00:13:57,922 --> 00:14:01,052
So we get the skinny junkie
and the house cat.
345
00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:05,931
I think my partner,
Quiplash, might have
something to say about that.
346
00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:08,809
Nice cat.
347
00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:10,845
Dude, what
the fuck was that?
348
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,984
There's something
you should know about me.
349
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:14,944
(COOCH YOWLS)
(GRUNTS)
350
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:16,652
That I'm really
good with pussy.
351
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,275
You see?
That's how you do it.
352
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:19,533
(BOTH GROAN)
353
00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:22,151
REX: Hope you like
pants down spankings.
What?
354
00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:24,069
You've been a bad boy, Lex.
355
00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,695
You sure about that?
356
00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:28,447
You wouldn't hurt
your loving daughter,
would you?
357
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:29,905
Never gonna get used to that.
358
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:31,197
(GRUNTS)
359
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,790
Now, this is a great use
of my time.
360
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:39,875
(GROANS) What did you do
with Black Saturn?
361
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:40,009
(GROANS) What did you do
with Black Saturn?
You'll never know.
Kill him.
362
00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:42,045
You'll never know.
Kill him.
363
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:43,432
Kill him?
364
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:46,222
Well, I... I guess
this is it, man. I...
365
00:14:46,971 --> 00:14:48,721
(SIGHS) Any last words?
366
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,175
Why don't you
come up with something?
367
00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:51,925
You were always
the funny one.
368
00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:55,055
No one's ever said that
to me before.
369
00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:57,152
Wait! No, I'm not
falling for that!
370
00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:01,743
But how about, "I'm not one
to be the prod man out?"
371
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,784
Yeah!
(LAUGHS)
372
00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:06,112
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
See, see, that was funny.
373
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,449
Wait a minute.
You... You really meant it.
374
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:11,951
Wait, wait. What?
You're my arch nemesis.
375
00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:14,247
I kill you, I have to
find another one.
376
00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:15,867
Ugh, still got a boner.
377
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:16,918
Things on a hair trigger.
378
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:19,835
It finally happened.
The lizards mated
with our women.
379
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,959
You cold-blooded bastards!
380
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:22,919
Pretty sure that was racist.
381
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:24,256
What? What are you saying?
382
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,974
(DISTORTED GROWLING)
383
00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:28,391
I won't be part
of your sick experiments!
384
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,385
(BOTH GRUNTING)
385
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,353
You're still my daughter.
386
00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:38,977
Daughter? The only thing
you gave me was
this titanium hand.
387
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:39,150
Daughter? The only thing
you gave me was
this titanium hand.
And now I'm gonna
kill you with it.
388
00:15:39,148 --> 00:15:41,778
And now I'm gonna
kill you with it.
389
00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:43,225
Ahhh!
390
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:52,121
Aw, do you regret teaching me
how to use my powers?
391
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:53,865
That's the thing, Lex.
392
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:57,290
I didn't, not all of them.
What?
393
00:15:57,582 --> 00:16:00,002
Every child born
of House Titanium
394
00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:02,415
is taught to use their fist
by their parents.
395
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:05,336
You... You never taught me?
396
00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:09,545
No, because deep down,
I knew you weren't a hero.
397
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:12,512
I don't care
what the tests say, Lex.
398
00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:15,138
You are not my daughter.
399
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:16,643
Wait, Dad.
400
00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:18,228
Get out of my mansion.
401
00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:21,558
Dad?
402
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,439
No! (SCREAMS)
403
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,151
(GASPS)
404
00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:28,277
Where are you?
Stay away from me!
405
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:29,856
Stay away!
406
00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:37,038
Shall we finish this, Rex?
407
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:37,118
Shall we finish this, Rex?
Absolutely.
408
00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:38,542
Absolutely.
409
00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:44,301
(GRUNTS) Ow!
410
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:46,262
Looks like
411
00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:48,554
you're pussy-whipped!
412
00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:52,138
I did it.
That was beautiful.
413
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:55,889
(SOBBING)
I really did it.
414
00:16:56,850 --> 00:17:01,060
Now, let's murder
these two in cold blood.
415
00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:01,232
Now, let's murder
these two in cold blood.
Murder this, you sons of...
Whoa, sorry!
416
00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:03,770
Murder this, you sons of...
Whoa, sorry!
417
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,067
What, what, what?
418
00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:05,226
What, what, what?
What? I'm naked.
419
00:17:05,234 --> 00:17:06,284
What? I'm naked.
420
00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,066
Don't look at me! Ah!
421
00:17:08,237 --> 00:17:09,777
Sorry!
One more time.
422
00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:11,195
(MEOWS)
423
00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:13,914
Who wants some Cooch?
424
00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:15,945
Whoa! (MEOWS)
425
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:17,617
(GROANS)
426
00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:20,327
Yeehaw!
Oh!
427
00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:22,075
(LAUGHS)
Yeah!
428
00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:26,085
Where are you going, Rex?
429
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:28,011
Rushing towards death?
430
00:17:28,257 --> 00:17:29,087
Blazar.
431
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:29,260
Blazar.
The last time, you bested me
with trickery.
432
00:17:29,258 --> 00:17:31,468
The last time, you bested me
with trickery.
433
00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,386
This time... (GRUNTS)
434
00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:35,931
Smile, butt baby!
435
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,767
(CRYING)
436
00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:44,055
Devizo, shut it down.
437
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:46,521
A room full of supervillains,
and they couldn't keep
438
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:49,858
Rex out of my hair
for 20 goddamn minutes?
439
00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:52,324
Is that you surrendering?
Huh?
440
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:55,115
Rex, where's Ranger?
441
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,370
Wait, stop! (GRUNTS)
442
00:17:57,452 --> 00:18:00,372
Your dominion over
the human race is finished!
443
00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:02,462
(GRUNTS)
I surrender! Surrender!
444
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,290
Please stop punching me!
445
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,707
(DISTORTED GROWLING)
Please! (GROANS)
446
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:09,295
Hey, my hearing's back!
447
00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:12,047
GLORIA: Help, Ranger!
Gloria!
448
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,050
Gloria!
449
00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:18,929
You take one more step,
and the Blue Menace here
tears Gloria in half!
450
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:21,135
I don't know.
Maybe I'll just
shake her really hard.
451
00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:22,766
It'll still get the job done,
but then maybe
452
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:25,232
we don't all have nightmares
for the rest of our lives.
453
00:18:25,314 --> 00:18:27,114
Whatever. The point is,
she's going to die.
454
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,110
So, what will it be, Rex,
455
00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:35,106
your side piece
or the fate of humanity?
456
00:18:35,199 --> 00:18:36,199
I choose...
457
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:39,292
Nah! Time's up!
You get neither.
458
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,409
COMPUTER: Launch initiated,
T-minus five minutes.
459
00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:44,247
Are you fucking kidding me?
460
00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:45,672
(BEEPING)
461
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:46,880
What's happening?
462
00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:50,762
No, no, no!
Ahhh!
463
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:52,967
Oh!
I love you, baby.
464
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:54,259
Hey, what's happening?
465
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:54,299
Hey, what's happening?
Jewbot's body
and CPU are connected.
466
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,931
Jewbot's body
and CPU are connected.
467
00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:59,055
You'd know that,
but you haven't had
468
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,348
his finger up your ass
like I have.
469
00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:03,183
Maybe don't share that.
470
00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:03,234
Maybe don't share that.
Release me!
471
00:19:03,227 --> 00:19:04,597
Release me!
472
00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:05,976
Interesting idea.
473
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:08,062
No, on second thought,
go fuck yourself.
474
00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:10,153
No, this can't be... Oh!
475
00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:12,435
Four minutes to launch.
476
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:15,700
Rex, the launch!
We have got to destroy
the mainframe.
477
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:16,820
How?
478
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:21,537
What are you thinkin', Rex?
479
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:24,369
There's a lava flow running
3,000 feet under the mansion.
480
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:27,672
It just might be hot enough
to melt the mainframe.
481
00:19:28,377 --> 00:19:29,457
And you.
482
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:32,165
That's a sacrifice
a leader has to make.
483
00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:35,835
No, Rex, don't worry about it.
I'll do it. I got nine lives.
484
00:19:36,385 --> 00:19:37,335
Cooch, that's not real.
485
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:40,308
Uh, I... I knew that. Shit.
486
00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:42,465
I'll drive
the goddamn machine.
487
00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:44,637
This is not a democracy.
488
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:47,062
My mind is made up.
(ENGINE STARTS)
489
00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:49,192
COOCH: Brad?
490
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:49,228
COOCH: Brad?
What the hell
are you doing, man?
491
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:51,191
What the hell
are you doing, man?
492
00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:54,235
Get out of there this instant.
493
00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:54,395
Get out of there this instant.
The team needs you, Rex,
a lot more than
they need a big, pink junkie.
494
00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:58,323
The team needs you, Rex,
a lot more than
they need a big, pink junkie.
495
00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:01,406
Now, that is
just not true, Brad.
496
00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:03,042
What are you doing, man?
497
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:06,159
I'm trying to be a man
that you can be proud of.
498
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:09,248
My last boyfriend was
a strip club deejay, dude.
499
00:20:09,418 --> 00:20:11,498
You don't have to do this.
500
00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:13,213
I do.
501
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:20,514
He'll be okay.
I know it.
I'm waiting here.
502
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:23,345
This whole area is
about to be flooded with lava!
503
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:25,021
(THUDDING)
We have to go!
504
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,095
Come on, baby. Faster!
505
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:42,028
(SCREAMS)
506
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,326
Checkmate, Rex.
507
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:50,245
Check... What is that?
508
00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:54,634
(ALARM BLARING)
509
00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:57,512
Launch canceled.
510
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,340
Oh, shit on me.
511
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:00,797
(BOTH GRUNT)
512
00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:02,595
I... I guess this is it.
513
00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:04,389
Yeah, totally.
Get out of here.
514
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:06,269
I... I'm going.
515
00:21:09,353 --> 00:21:10,483
I'll miss you, bro.
516
00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:12,901
These were the greatest
months of my life.
517
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,480
Oh, shit!
Seriously, we should
get the fuck out of here.
518
00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:16,776
No shit! Uh, peace!
519
00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:23,913
Smell that, y'all?
520
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:29,413
That smells like one
big fuck up from
The League of Freedom.
521
00:21:29,498 --> 00:21:30,538
(LAUGHS)
522
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:32,333
Where's Brad?
523
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:33,499
(SIGHS)
524
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,746
Brad didn't make it.
525
00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:38,129
Shit. Wish you would've
said something
526
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:39,804
before I started
raggin' on y'all.
527
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:42,926
He was the only one
of you motherfuckers
I really liked!
528
00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:55,057
What the hell are you doing?
529
00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:56,608
Sorry, didn't know
what the play was.
530
00:21:56,691 --> 00:21:58,441
Uh, yeah. I mean,
I appreciate it, but...
531
00:21:58,526 --> 00:22:00,526
Oh, no, no.
That was weird.
Don't worry about that.
532
00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:18,799
Lookin' good,
you pink junkie.
533
00:22:19,213 --> 00:22:21,263
I'll never forget you, Brad.
534
00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:22,676
In the end,
he was a true hero.
535
00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:24,342
You were right
to believe in him, Rex.
536
00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:26,297
You were right to believe
in all of us.
537
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:29,095
We may not act like it
all the time,
but we're a team.
538
00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:30,345
We are, aren't we?
539
00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:32,515
Guys, they're here!
The new candidates.
540
00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:35,233
Oh, I'm gonna haze
the shit out of 'em.
541
00:22:35,313 --> 00:22:40,533
I guess it's time
for us to get back to
making America free-er.
542
00:22:40,902 --> 00:22:43,362
And there's the fact that
we let every last one
of our villains escape.
543
00:22:43,446 --> 00:22:45,946
And don't wanna be a bummer,
but I'm still just a head.
544
00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:47,412
Yeah. Well, that, too.
545
00:22:47,617 --> 00:22:49,487
Well, I'm just saying
it's been three months.
546
00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:52,121
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